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Celebs Go Dating - Season 15 Episode 15
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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating...
00:03Do you like the nuts?
00:04Love the nuts.
00:05Killeen had her first date with guitar player Mike.
00:09Liquid eyes, radiant eyes.
00:11That is so nice.
00:13And on their second date, Lucinda locked lips with axe-throwing viking Damien.
00:17You hang up.
00:18No, you hang up.
00:19No, you hang up.
00:20No, you hang up.
00:20No, you hang up.
00:23Tonight, it's the return of the mixer, or as Anna likes to call it...
00:27I'm a stick, sir.
00:28I'm a stick, sir.
00:29I'm a stick, sir.
00:30But not before she gives ladies' man PK a right royal bollocking.
00:34I hate to say it.
00:35You're a terrible dater.
00:36And a big decision proves too much for Gabby.
00:39Let me go to the bathroom.
00:42As our celebs...
00:43Abracadabra, what's this?
00:45He just said abracadabra, I'm a...
00:46It's not...
00:47Go!
00:47They're in spunk, right?
00:49Dating!
00:50I'm in love!
00:51No!
00:55A little party never killed nobody.
00:59Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, where our dedicated celebrity dating agents leave no stone unturned when it comes to helping
01:06the famous find love.
01:08And me?
01:08Well, I'll just watch on and say a load of sarky comments.
01:11And I'm looking forward to this one because it's time for another one of our world-famous TBC Mixers, which
01:19means plenty of fresh meat.
01:22The agents are incoming!
01:24And looking like Darth Vader with a couple of stormtroopers, it's the PCB with A-dubs and Dr T.
01:32Tom!
01:33Oh, there he is, there he goes.
01:35At this triplicity of elegance.
01:36No, no, no, no, no. T, can we say the double-breasted is on?
01:39Oh, well, one breast is never enough, really, is it?
01:42I'd rather not have any, but that's middle-aged spread for you.
01:45Tom, this looks like a mixer, right? However, I've seen a little bit of an agent twist in here.
01:51Ooh, what twist?
01:53So, let's get them in. Thank you, T.
01:55What? Is no one going to tell me what the twist is?
01:57Uh-oh, we having fun tonight.
02:00Here come James and David, who've both had successful dates recently, so must be wondering why they're here, other than
02:06for the free booze.
02:07Here they are.
02:09Double trouble, Beavis and Butthead.
02:11What?
02:12Beauty and the Beast.
02:15Wait a minute, wait a minute.
02:16Now, listen, Lance, you might be wondering why we've asked you to come a little bit early by yourselves, yeah?
02:22I come early by myself all the time.
02:24Yeah.
02:24What are we doing?
02:25Yeah, we're all wondering that. What's going on?
02:27Both of you are doing really well.
02:30James, we have noticed that your chat has improved and things are going really well with Dottie.
02:36And we would love to keep you on that trajectory with her, okay?
02:39Yes, and David.
02:40You and Anthony.
02:41I'm in love.
02:43No, I'm joking.
02:44I'm joking.
02:45I'm joking.
02:46I'm joking.
02:46But you're definitely in like.
02:48We're 100% in like.
02:50We need the other celebrities to step up to both of your levels.
02:54So we're sort of experts as well now?
02:55Sort of.
02:56Tonight, we need you to act as our mini-agent.
03:01Oh my goodness!
03:03You are going to be armed with stickers.
03:06Oh, wow.
03:07Oh my God!
03:09So essentially, the twist is that the agents do even less work.
03:13Got it.
03:14So now here's the mission.
03:15When you walk in and you meet someone who you think our celebrities would like, you discreetly
03:20attach the sticker anywhere you'd like.
03:24And they will have a one-on-one chat with them.
03:28So it's basically a mixer, but we've just jazzed it up a little bit with a little sparkle stardust.
03:33And it is a...
03:33Don't say stick, sir.
03:35Stick, sir.
03:35A stick, sir.
03:37A stick, sir.
03:37A stick, sir.
03:38This twist gives our celebs the opportunity to be introduced to somebody they might normally
03:43overlook.
03:43Do you know what you're looking for for each celeb?
03:48For Colleen, we want very handsome, lots of energy.
03:52Yeah.
03:52Okay.
03:52Someone who can, like, help her build fences at the farm and muck the horses out.
03:56And funny.
03:57And funny.
03:58Funny is a big thing for Colleen.
04:00Who do we want for Gabby?
04:01So I think Gabby wants someone who's quite tall, with big energy.
04:05She wants someone who's got a bit of chat.
04:07Lucinda.
04:07What do we want for Lucinda?
04:08Lucinda.
04:08Somebody who's a bit wild and free.
04:11All right, PK.
04:12I've no idea.
04:12Find someone who he can have a real connection with.
04:15Yes, fine.
04:15We know the mission.
04:17I'm so excited for this.
04:18In three, two, one, in you go.
04:24Terrified.
04:25I mean, look at the actual state of this.
04:27Yeah, I hear you.
04:28Like, whose idea was it to put these two clowns in charge?
04:31Hi, I'm David.
04:33Oh, that's right.
04:33It was yours.
04:34All right, guys, ready?
04:35Let's get started.
04:36Let's do it.
04:37What are they up to?
04:39I know Colleen, and I know what I'm looking for.
04:42Someone who can give Colleen a helping hand on the farm.
04:45Are you quite a handy man, would you say?
04:48Yep.
04:49Yeah, I do a lot of property refurbishments for the day job.
04:51OK.
04:52And, yeah, I like to get my hands dirty.
04:55Nice.
04:56Bloody hell, David.
04:57Colleen wants a date, not a quote.
04:59OK.
05:00Have we got, like, an age range, ideally in the thirties?
05:04Thirties.
05:04OK.
05:05And how old are you, Sammy?
05:06Uh, mid-forties.
05:07OK.
05:08Yeah, so good luck with the thirties thing.
05:10I think I'm looking for, like, just shenanigans, somebody to have a good time with.
05:13Shenanigans?
05:14Yeah, I'm a shenanigan monster.
05:16What a good word.
05:16Are you?
05:16Joan, wow.
05:19Confident, vibey, she's got a naughty clint in her eye, right up PK Street.
05:23What's your big turn-off?
05:24Anything that you just don't like straight off the bat?
05:26I don't like people who are, like, not proactive.
05:30Like, people who wait for you to, like, over-communicate or do the most.
05:33OK.
05:33Yeah, take charge.
05:34Let's see how it goes.
05:35Nice.
05:38From taking charge to taking quote, it's back to old checker trade over here who's still
05:43on the hunt for someone to carry out remedial works on Colleen's farm.
05:46Are you quite a handyman, would you say?
05:49I would say so.
05:50I work in construction, so I've got my hands on.
05:52Wait for him to ask.
05:53Do you like repairing fences on your weekend?
05:55So you can build a fence?
05:57I could put up a fence.
05:58I don't know how to build it.
05:59OK.
05:59Good to know.
06:00How's your shit shoveling?
06:01What are you looking for?
06:02We're actually together.
06:04We're polyamorous.
06:05Oh, OK, nice.
06:06So we're...
06:07Greedy.
06:08Looking for a throuple dynamic.
06:10OK, so you're just looking for someone to join in that party?
06:12Yeah.
06:13Sorry, why are we doing mad job for them?
06:15Because this is actually fucking hard work.
06:18You basically just answered your own question.
06:21James Bond.
06:22What?
06:23What?
06:25Shh.
06:25I've got a plan.
06:26I know what I'm going to do.
06:27I know I'm giving my first stick or two.
06:29I'm going to have to be subtle.
06:31I've got this.
06:32I've got this.
06:33Yep, and if anyone's capable of subtlety,
06:36it's this six foot four Bantosaurus.
06:38Yeah, sorry.
06:39Yeah, sorry.
06:39Yeah, sorry.
06:40Oh.
06:41You got something in the back there.
06:42Sorry.
06:43I've just seen a sticker.
06:44So James has started stickering.
06:46The subject has been marked.
06:48To be fair, that was quite subtle from someone with hands like shovels
06:51and a head like Easter Island.
06:53I know, I know, I know.
06:55That's good for Lucinda, isn't it?
06:57Yeah.
06:57Yeah, that's perfect, that.
06:58Fortunately, Polo Top and Chinos hasn't got any of my stickers.
07:01Actually, no, I thought he's...
07:02Actually, no, I think he's somebody nice guy.
07:04I think it would be great for Lucinda.
07:05No, I don't think he would.
07:06Are you sure?
07:07Are you sure?
07:07Well, he specifically wants somebody in the thirties.
07:10Lucinda needs someone who's funky.
07:12Clean?
07:12No, because Colin's older than Lucinda.
07:14Oh, you're so.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:19Danny, nice to meet you.
07:20Danny, nice to meet you.
07:20Maldini.
07:21Maldini?
07:22Good thing, right.
07:23Well, what are you guys looking for?
07:25I think I am quite particular.
07:26So, I need somebody that takes care of themselves.
07:28Family orientated.
07:29And does it matter what they do for work, for their job?
07:32As long as it's not only fans, then we're all kicking.
07:33Right, okay.
07:34Yep, same.
07:35Never shit where you eat.
07:37You're like the absolute boy, brother.
07:38I'm like, honestly.
07:40Maldini's the absolute kiss.
07:41Look, look, look, look, look.
07:42Oh, oh, oh!
07:43It's Gabby.
07:44It's Gabby.
07:45Oh, I'm not met you yet.
07:46Sorry, my bonnet, my bonnet chicks.
07:49What's your name?
07:50David has put the sticker on the couple.
07:52Oh.
07:53What's up there?
07:54From Lucinda.
07:56Classic bog-off deal.
07:58Bang one, get one free.
07:59This is the future of Killeen, Nolan and Lucinda Light.
08:04Love story.
08:05In the palm of my hands.
08:08We're just going to go rogue and we're going to see what happens
08:10because you know what?
08:11You just never, ever know.
08:14You all right, guys?
08:16Yeah.
08:16How's it?
08:17How are we getting on?
08:18We're on the whole table.
08:20Brief hog.
08:21Come on, then.
08:24Why am I doing yours as well?
08:26Because you can get away with it.
08:27Because it's not really your market, is it?
08:29So it's fine.
08:30Slot drop!
08:35Guys, sorry.
08:36I forgot to say goodbye before we're going.
08:37Oh, thank you.
08:38Yeah, it's my pleasure.
08:39It's lovely to meet you.
08:40See you later.
08:41We'll catch up some shenanigans, I'm sure.
08:43And after exhausting themselves handing out a few shit stickers, these two are off for a drink.
08:49Right, we've got a bunch of sexy stickered singles.
08:52We've got agents and we've even got a David and James shaped sticker based disaster.
08:57A stick starster, if you will.
08:59Hmm.
09:00All we need now is the rest of the celebs and here they come.
09:03Literally rubbing their hands in anticipation.
09:06Hang on, Amo.
09:07Where's Pro Green?
09:07My first mixer, I'm ready to do some serious, the Manger.
09:11I might even end up Manger-ing.
09:14That is eating in French.
09:17Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello.
09:18That 1950s copper is back again, I see.
09:21What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
09:23Nothing much, nothing much, nothing much, nothing much.
09:26Come on in, guys.
09:26Yeah, it'll be very good to see you.
09:28A very good looking bunch.
09:30Welcome to our very first sticker mixer.
09:36Sticker mixer.
09:38Okay.
09:38Or we like to call it a stick-ser.
09:42As you can see, Steven is not here.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Because he's on tour.
09:47Basically, he's got a career.
09:51Now, you may have also noticed that David and James are also absent.
09:56Yes.
09:56What have they been up to?
09:57What they have been up to, Gabriella, is we actually recruited them earlier on to do a
10:03little bit of a job for us.
10:05They have been on a little secret mission set by us to help your love lives.
10:09Oh.
10:11We're caught, we're caught.
10:12Oh.
10:12David and James have been your wingmen.
10:15Oh.
10:16And have already chosen some eligible dates.
10:19Wait, they've chosen our dates.
10:20So, here's the deal.
10:21Find the sticker with your face on it and you must have a conversation with that individual.
10:31I bet you they've chosen me Mohawk man.
10:34I bet you they have.
10:36I can already see it.
10:37Well, who could blame them?
10:39We all know you've got a soft spot for a whiskery love stud.
10:42Respect, Steven.
10:43Over to you now.
10:44In you go.
10:45Let's go.
10:45Let's get sticky.
10:46Have so much fun.
10:48Let's get sticky.
10:48Hello, hello, hello, hello.
10:50And there we have it.
10:51The first ever stick sir is officially underway.
10:54I'm looking for stickers.
10:56Welcome everybody.
10:56Hi.
10:58Just stand there and I'll walk around.
11:00Okay.
11:01Time for mixer virgin PK to go to work.
11:04Stand by.
11:05Let me squash your name.
11:06You said Joan.
11:07Yeah.
11:07And you?
11:08Lisa.
11:08Nice to meet you.
11:10I want to hear PK's chat.
11:13Yeah.
11:13I want to know what he's about.
11:14Where are you from?
11:15I'm from North Carolina.
11:17I grew up in North Carolina.
11:18You're lying.
11:19I'm Ghanaian.
11:20Yeah.
11:20North Carolina?
11:21I've been North Carolina.
11:22Ooh, connection.
11:23Yeah.
11:24You know, I vote for amazing, amazing people.
11:27This guy, two minutes in, already has two girls all over him.
11:33If I could have two wives, if I could have a wife and a girlfriend.
11:36I mean, you can't just be out here leaving one of us to the side.
11:38You're not convulsing them out there.
11:39Okay, best.
11:40Yeah, let's do that.
11:41Is that an agreement?
11:42Oh, man.
11:42So what, like a shirt?
11:43We did it!
11:45We did it!
11:46Oh, my God!
11:47Oh, my God!
11:48We even come to an agreement!
11:50Agents, if you're listening, you might want to send out for some more stickers.
11:53He's running for them quicker than a horny, greased up polyamorous pig.
11:56Ooh.
11:58Thank you so much.
12:04It's very nice.
12:07It's very nice.
12:08Ooh!
12:10Welcome back to Celebs Go Day Inn, where the stickster has begun and PK's wasted no
12:15time getting stuck into Joan.
12:17let me take you for a private I'll be back soon he's not messing around he is
12:22what he says he is say what you like dog it seems to be working for him I feel
12:27like me and you get along though yeah I feel like you're you're a vibe but you're
12:32you're lively I feel like you keep me on my toes you might even cheat on me though
12:37you know that you cheat on me that's what you said I would cheat on you but
12:39would you cheat on me nah look at you I'd never cheat on me
12:47I've got a thing for American girls do you really I've got a thing for short hair as
12:51well really he absolutely loves Ellen DeGeneres well I've been told that I've
12:55got a I've got to surf the room go serve it I don't I don't want to know I just
13:01I
13:01just understand I just want to stay with you leaving PK to peel himself away from
13:06Joan cleaners found her way to her first sticker of the night and picked by Potsy
13:12I meant to pull you for a chat now oh look at Colleen with her Love Island lingo charge
13:17it girl until you hit my face ah and I'll be back for you in a minute oh this is
13:23more
13:24like it Colleen go girl where are you from I'm Essex so whereabouts in Essex
13:28Ongar I've got an eight year old boy I've got a ten year old daughter and I've got a
13:33thirty year old daughter as well really in Barcelona yeah oh wow nice I think once Mike grew up though
13:38and kind of moved on and found partners that's when you go I'd like to have my
13:43own person now because they're all right your own company's nice but you want to
13:47share it with someone and instead of being that worried that you think you're
13:50gonna be on your own just that someone to I don't know sit down at night watch
13:54Netflix yeah and we all know what comes after Netflix don't we knowledge slosh and
13:59bosh I mean I quite like Danny's good-looking and I'd fancy him I think but I'm
14:05getting the feeling that it's a one-way street while knowledge is left trying
14:09to think if Danny will have his head turned by anyone else Lucinda is about
14:13to discover who David has stickered for her three-way baby oh my god you have got a
14:19stick on me on your own hi what's your name does get a dad Lucinda and you're I've
14:24got sick oh my god what's going on here is the have they set us up with some sort of
14:31throuple situation Sherlock home and away cracks another case so we've been
14:36together 11 years and then five years into the relationship we've realized we
14:41were polyamorous so we are now exploring a throuple situation with another girl
14:48cuz I'm bi and he's fucking lucky I have been and done it I've had a girlfriend and
14:55I realized sort of winning that that I'm quite petro but yeah for me I'm really
15:01looking for your man man but I love that they've sort of added a twist
15:07why not so as Lucinda does a subtle but conscious de-thrupling Gabby zeroed in on
15:13one of James's stick pics hi how are you doing love to love to move over all the
15:21way invest movies other fear what's your name Brad yours I do know your name
15:28obviously but no it was I just saying I haven't I don't really know too much
15:36about yeah I mean his incense obviously I do watch a bit TV and I've seen it with
15:39Love Island and that my sister knew you was so I after I've got a little briefing
15:42just breathe Brad but I think that's yeah you nice girl from what I know of you I
15:47don't really know much about yes I can't really fancy that much maybe let get a
15:50fucking word out and you find out that looks wise stunning do I mean but like I'd
15:54nice to know you a little bit wouldn't it yeah it would so stop talking
15:59thank you and yourself just like 100 miles an hour I know I like the energy but I'm
16:03like mmm it's very I don't know if I'm sexually attracted to you either so that's
16:07all right fuck me the rise and fall of Brad what a journey all right you never
16:14know well great from here though I don't think she's coming back right back to
16:23Lucinda who's ditched the thruple and it's getting stuck into another one of David's
16:27unique selections me with you because I do like a twisted up my style and I like a
16:42bit of a character they're both big personalities so there's some potential
16:50anything normal off the shelf or just make me own usual make me make me own stuff
16:54you know what I mean exactly you ain't vibe on it then can't you because
16:58normal's a function on a washing machine boring as fuck I get bored with normal
17:02no exactly same here they're definitely on the same wavelength I like David paired me
17:08with you I'm like yes a bit of panache a sprinkling of panache more than a
17:13sprinkle yeah you're more of a dollop you're definitely more of a dollop
17:17speaking of dollops here's PK swooping in to lay on fit with another of
17:23James's hand-picked hotties I'm a bit nervous yeah you're looking at me in my
17:28eye like you're about to eat me alive you're looking at me like you're gonna
17:31eat me eye contact it's all about the eye contact eyes up no PK in why do you think
17:38they set me up with you though what is your usual time I feel like you know what
17:43you want yeah I know I want you what he's saying so what he's doing no one who wants
17:51a committed relationship is going to enter tonight exactly well I'm gonna I'm
17:54gonna go float around yeah I don't wanna do you know I'm so mad I'm actually
18:00don't even want to float around didn't you say the same thing to Joan about four
18:03minutes and 49 seconds ago so as PK tries to tear himself away yet again Dave is
18:09checking in to see if Colleen's impressed with his handiwork talk to me how are you
18:13how are you getting on good I really like Danny do yeah actually Danny can I just say
18:25out of all the days so far I fancy him the most oh look at the incredible Hulk Hask has
18:41decided to
18:41return probably to gloat about completing the easiest job on the planet finding
18:46girls at PK wants to shack oh man I got you people struggling you need a bit of
18:52help is that right no I'm not struggling are you not thank you shut up really no PK likes his
18:59as well
18:59you're welcome my god we've done such a good job wait which one which one do you like the one
19:04in the
19:05me down there yeah yeah she's great good energy she used the word shenanigans which I love she goes
19:10up for a bit of shenanigans I was like yeah oh James is here now let's see let's see the
19:14peacocking
19:14you want to see me go to work yeah you because I heard a lot about it but I've not
19:18seen it so
19:18it's more of a myth than a reality so if you could you could do you want to see magic
19:22yeah
19:24abracadabra watch this sorry can I what can I have a conversation with you hello darling sorry I'm good
19:32how are you he just said abracadabra wait until he says open sesame are you Welsh no Irish does it
19:42matter and we've never met before never how can you be so sure how's it no so you know every
19:49person
19:49that you've met no but I actually think I've came across you on like social media before possibly so
19:55you DM me he's brilliant at the hookup he is brilliant at like going bingo I'm in and and as
20:11you say it has options but anything beyond that it's it doesn't exist but the thing is can the girl
20:17discerned that that is informative and it's not real right hopefully I see you again nice to meet
20:22you nice to meet you too PK thinks he's got the gift when it comes to dating but what he
20:31really
20:31needs to do is cut the bullshit look he might not agree with me but he does really need to
20:37take my
20:37feedback on board looks like PK is about to get a spanking and slightly earlier than he was aiming for
20:43tonight so how's me going for you I'll be honest most of the chat is really top line oh thank
20:56you
20:56okay it's that's not a compliment oh right can I be really real with you I think a lot of
21:09your
21:09behavior doesn't feel genuine it feels eggy thank you like what egg I think it is such a well tried
21:19and
21:19tested script and what we have witnessed so far is that on repeat you think you're a great data I
21:26hate to say it you're terrible data because the chat is just bang in does she like me I feel
21:35like I've been
21:37flirting they've been flirting back they've been feeling the vibe just don't be a fuck boy
21:43flirting is not being a fuck boy
21:48oh shit this could get awkward
21:58welcome back to celebs go dating where Anna's sitting down with PK humble renowned lover of a PK
22:04fumble and he's been totally PK rumbled flirting is not being a fuck boy
22:12but I want you to flirt with intent you've heard the same lines coming out but just slightly different
22:17variations okay it just gets a bit old and it does read as quite emotionally immature so we would just
22:25like you to take it into a slightly different arena and just be really intentional about what you are
22:32wanting and what you're looking for okay I'm cheeky like that's one of my things that's on my
22:37curriculum vitae but I hear it I'm gonna tone it down a little bit because I'm here to listen to
22:42the
22:42agents advice and listen to you I know really think about it please really think about how how antlers
22:49work right as we leave PK licking his a-dub shaped wounds Lucinda has collared James and David for a
22:57sticks of debrief how do you feel about the pet so I got paired with a throuple yeah we met
23:04them yeah
23:05we were so spunky yes but it's a bygone era for me oh I don't know if you wanted to
23:10reset I mean I
23:12was tempted for a moment it was a little bit of a rule out there's lightly pencil yeah oh okay
23:18for my
23:19wonderful wonder us and what about her be down is her be wonderful water here he's there but again
23:26no is there anyone yes on there do you know what there's not there's not a flaming okay okay so
23:35I did
23:35do my job right I picked the spunkiest one yeah I mean they've all got their own spunk right some
23:41of it's just a bit off though yeah sometimes the spunk's a bit off David Potts the sommelier of the
23:46spunk world a true connoisseur gargle and spit before you commit let's see if Gabby's having better
23:52luck with one of James's stickered pigs okay here's my next victim it's you hi love how are you
23:59I'm great nice to meet you Gabby looks so much more confident this time around what's your name
24:05Maldini Maldini what a guy I've obviously chosen him because he's got great chat I think he brings
24:10energy I think that he will be the leader in the conversations with Gabby he's well-dressed
24:15he's sharp I just got great vibes from it nice to meet you yeah oh my god you look incredible
24:26no wait I'm getting I'm getting nervous she opened it up going oh my gosh I feel really nervous I
24:31feel
24:31really nervous I think there's some fanny flutters yeah let's just concentrate on gab's on
24:35Diana what's your usual type after 0.2 seconds I usually know because I'm like I fall in love I'm
24:43in
24:43love I'm in love what can I say you're my face oh my man I like it going in hard
24:53I liked it hard
24:54and fast you're good looking you think so thank you I appreciate it yeah I fancy you obviously that's
25:01not all what it's about yeah of course this is looking good for gab's what do you do would I
25:06do
25:06yeah I saw dreams you sell jeans yeah no no quite I'll tell you what you want to hear okay
25:18so what
25:18do you do no right now I'm not no at the moment I'm not doing anything I'm not working oh
25:23Maldini
25:23it was going so well do you have a flat no no yeah why are you trying to move in
25:28or what I mean
25:29where do you live who with uh at the moment me my mom and my sister right okay are you
25:36family
25:36orientated you ain't got much choice big time yeah without a shout out for that family it means
25:42everything to me without like yeah oh nice save Maldini and across the room and working on Colleen is
25:48David who's pushing yet more of his stickered men on her let me just tell you about her baby right
25:54he's really funny I know I feel like you'd really get on with him I'm gonna go and grab him
25:58and then
25:59you can have a little check a little chin my hand David has brought her be over to meet Colleen
26:04now
26:04I'll be honest he is not the typical type that Lucinda or Colleen go for but that is exactly the
26:11point of the
26:20Stixxer oh my days and stuff like that and then dark Elvis yeah conga it's all good story oh well
26:37I
26:37I better move on next with the mixer well and truly mixed time to see which of the stickered pics
26:47has stuck so it's over to the agents who are taking back control of things so now is a very
26:54very important time hammer time it is Chico time feedback time we want to hear your point of view on
27:06the encounters yes these celebs are in this agency to learn how to date so do not be shy with
27:16your
27:16feedback all your glasses we're going with our boy PK if you've spoken to PK please step forward PK well
27:27and
27:27truly popped his mixer cherry and work the room thoroughly how was your chat with PK should we
27:32go around and share it it was fun he seems like easygoing not too intense a little of a boy
27:45but a
27:47little bit of a player which is fun fine Chantel you're next I enjoyed our chats I think there were
27:55flurry punter more sure than serious good energy though so there's a bit of a pattern here yes yes
28:02for sure and what would be your feedback for PK similar yeah coffee and paste literally they all
28:11spoke to the same person so PK you've also been on dates with Ines with and Ellen Wow
28:25let's welcome them back surprise feedback helps the celebs in many ways namely it catches them off
28:36guard and it puts them on the spot where they have to reflect on what they actually did so I
28:42hate the
28:42game here your player the most recent candidate for the PK roster was Viv you've got stamina I'm talking
28:50about sport what were you talking about I didn't say anything why are you smiling I just smiled okay
28:55kind of smile no you can you've got lovely smile you think you should do it more often we would
29:00love to
29:01hear your feedback for PK I had a really fun time I laughed with you a lot you're charming and
29:09cheeky so it was a
29:12vibe wow lover boy player wow it's getting hot isn't it PK please come get the sticker what we want
29:25you to do is we want you to give a look to everyone that you've had a conversation with today
29:31and in the past and place that sticker on the person that you would like to see again I doubt
29:38you've got enough stickers
29:44what's he doing I think I'm gonna break it and make seven pieces I feel like two is a respectable
29:54number
29:59the other half of the sticker I'm gonna give it to um Joan yeah he just got her name wrong
30:07oh well
30:08Arthur Mankie ripped up stickers should make it up to her sorry it's okay PK you shouldn't just play my
30:15own rules we're going to ask you to choose one person that you would like to see again
30:23they're running a strict program here I feel like I shouldn't have to make a choice right now
30:27because both of them are offering me je ne sais quoi's but maybe je ne sais quoi
30:33I'd say he knows exactly what they both offer and that's the problem
30:37so how am I meant to do this PK what's up
30:47oh man this is tense
30:54ouch
30:56I feel like the passion is just there I feel like she wants me
31:00and you want her vice versa
31:02I want you yeah yeah yeah for sure for sure
31:04yeah I was about to say it can't just be one way
31:06nah nah nah two way two way three way
31:09okay bad
31:09oh my god
31:11Christ someone whack a sticker over his mouth
31:14Viv Viv how are you feeling
31:16it's a shame that you thought I didn't have the what the passion hmm I think you wanted me to
31:20be on you a little bit
31:22more and that's not my vibe no no no that's not about you that's not about you at all
31:30Joan, you happy?
31:32Yeah, I'm excited to see what happens.
31:34I'm excited to get to know him.
31:35Well, we got there in the end. Thanks, Joanne.
31:38James Haskell. Yes, please.
31:39You're up. Yes, please.
31:41Sorry. How are we doing? Thank you.
31:44Dottie and Megan,
31:46you have dated both of those ladies,
31:47so it would be rude not to welcome them back.
31:50Yes.
31:52How are you doing? Hello, I'm all right. How are you?
31:55Before he met Dottie, James went on his first ever blind date with Megan,
31:58and after finding out that he was her type...
32:00Dad brought him a receding hairline.
32:03You'll be all right. Oh, thank you.
32:05James had a try and converted it, sort of rugby jokes,
32:08into a full-on street smooch.
32:11Megan, how was your date with James?
32:13It was really lovely.
32:15Like, I don't think we really stopped talking.
32:18That is genuinely what I would look for in someone,
32:20so it was like, OK, tick, tick, tick.
32:24Nice, nice job.
32:25Right, Dottie, we would love to know
32:28what you think of our James.
32:31I went in with a few preconceptions.
32:35Obviously, like, ex-rugby, lads, lads,
32:38man about town,
32:40big ego.
32:42Maybe not that much emotional depth.
32:44Ooh!
32:46She's playing hardball.
32:47I love it.
32:49This is very tough.
32:51I've kissed Megan,
32:51I really like Dottie,
32:53I thought we had a vibe and a connection.
32:54Now I'm not sure she even likes me.
32:56I do not want to make the wrong decision.
32:59Well, this is it, James.
33:01Yes.
33:01Two ladies.
33:03Only one sticker.
33:04Yeah.
33:07OK.
33:14I'm going to go with Dottie.
33:20Absolutely zero need to curtsy, but OK.
33:22In this process,
33:23we were told to look inside ourselves a little bit more
33:25and be, like, really honest,
33:26and when I went on a date with Dottie,
33:27within about ten minutes,
33:29I felt we probably had a bit more chemistry,
33:31and that was all it was.
33:31I have to be honest,
33:32so that's why I made the decision,
33:34but it was tough,
33:35and you're both amazing.
33:37You do need to have that chemistry
33:38to have a relationship,
33:39so if that's there with Dottie
33:41more than it is with me,
33:41then that is absolutely fine.
33:43Well, spoken like a queen.
33:45Well, Dottie,
33:46this whole decision now
33:49lies with you.
33:50You've played this quite coy.
33:53Would you like to accept,
33:55or would you like to decline?
34:02Er, I...
34:03I'll accept.
34:04Yeah!
34:15You're an awful person.
34:17Save that sexy pillow talk for the bedroom, mate.
34:19Next up,
34:20Gabby.
34:21Yes!
34:22Yes!
34:22Come on, Gabby!
34:24Go on, babe.
34:25Now,
34:26how do you find the time,
34:27fellas,
34:28with Gabby?
34:29Maldini,
34:29why don't we go with you first?
34:30Yeah, unbelievable.
34:31I was...
34:31lovestruck.
34:32Lovestruck?
34:33He also says that he sells dreams.
34:36Did I hear that?
34:38Yeah!
34:39All right.
34:39So, Bradley?
34:41Er, yeah,
34:41I think we had a really good chat,
34:43and, um,
34:43that's actually gorgeous.
34:44Thanks for that in-depth assessment, Brad.
34:46But we also know,
34:47Gabby,
34:48that you've been on dates with Joelle and Gavin.
34:52There they are.
34:53All right, there they go.
34:54On their third date,
34:55Joelle tried to put Gabby's mind at ease
34:57about their nearly nine-year age gap.
34:59I'm ready to just settle down.
35:01I'm my next person.
35:01I want it to kind of be my last.
35:04While her date with older man Gavin
35:05looked to have great potential...
35:07I feel like you've just got a lot of experience...
35:09Yeah.
35:09...with life.
35:10...Gabby still had Joelle on the mind.
35:12It's lacking the chemistry that I had with Joelle.
35:16So, Gabby,
35:17I have the sticker.
35:22This is a very big decision,
35:23and I'm going to hand this over to you
35:25to make that decision.
35:26Oh, my God, no.
35:28Seeing Joelle has got my head scrambled.
35:31I really fancy him,
35:32but I've been here before with younger guys,
35:34and it just doesn't work out.
35:38Gentlemen,
35:38do you have any last words
35:41before Gabby makes your decision?
35:45Whatever you feel like is best suited for you,
35:47you go with that.
35:49I just want someone that's short on...
35:50Do you know what I'm saying?
35:51Short on set on things.
35:55This is very intense.
36:03Can we go to the bathroom?
36:05Sure.
36:06Oh, shit.
36:07Gabs isn't going for a cheeky backdoor exit, is she?
36:21Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
36:23where before the break,
36:24it all got a bit too much for Gabby
36:25when she was asked to pick
36:27from a bunch of handsome lads
36:28who want to date her.
36:29Did all those series of Love Island
36:31prepare her for nothing?
36:33Is it because you're like...
36:35You've got to make a decision.
36:37Yeah, I've got to make a decision.
36:39That's what it is.
36:41When he said it,
36:41like, I want someone to be sure,
36:43and I'm like, well, I'm not sure then,
36:44so I can't say...
36:45If that's what...
36:46If it's, like, literally black and white right now,
36:48then that's what it is,
36:49you know what I mean?
36:50But then it's annoying,
36:51because I do like him.
36:52I'm not sure.
36:54She's thinking.
36:55If you go away from the dates
36:56and you still feel like
36:58it's going to be an issue
36:59and you don't feel like I've reassured you enough,
37:01or rather you go with something
37:03that you feel like you're going to be more secure in,
37:04right?
37:05Oh, my darling.
37:07What's going on?
37:08Because it's so definitive.
37:10I need to figure this out.
37:11And it's not,
37:12I feel like I'm not ready to just be like,
37:14OK, see ya.
37:15No.
37:15Well, there we go.
37:16There's the answer.
37:17You're not ready to say see ya.
37:20There it is.
37:21I don't know,
37:21maybe I should just ask the agents
37:22if they can help me.
37:24What a good idea.
37:25My feeling is that he's really on to you.
37:29I think so, too.
37:30So let's not leave the poor fella squirming any longer.
37:33Get back out there, Gabs.
37:34So I tell you what,
37:35we took a beat.
37:36Now, Gabby,
37:37what decision would you like to make?
37:39I'm, like, so in my head about everything
37:41that I feel like I need
37:44your guys' help.
37:45OK.
37:46So how about you take that sticker,
37:48you put the sticker on him,
37:50and then we can all have a conversation.
37:53Stick it on PK Humble,
37:54just for the drama.
37:56Oh.
37:57Yay.
38:00We love you, Joelle.
38:01OK.
38:03OK.
38:06I love Joelle.
38:07So how about this?
38:09Instead of asking Joelle for another date,
38:11then why don't you ask
38:13if he'd like to come
38:14sit in the agency with us,
38:16and we can all have a conversation.
38:17How about that?
38:22Thoughts?
38:25Yeah, no, I feel like
38:26it's a good idea, to be fair.
38:28All right, so then,
38:30Gabby and Joelle,
38:31we will see you both
38:32at the agency.
38:33Woo!
38:34So the fourth date
38:35is going to be at the agency
38:36with these three staring at you
38:38and analysing your every word.
38:39God, that's romantic.
38:41You bring the candles,
38:42I'll bring the loo.
38:43I'll see you soon, yeah?
38:44Aw.
38:45Bye, Joelle.
38:47OK, A-dubs,
38:47who's up next?
38:49Queen Colleen!
38:50Yeah!
38:54Gabby found this Stixer.
38:55I've really enjoyed it.
38:56Probably one of my favourite ones.
38:58Aw.
38:59Well, you've only been to two.
39:00Danny, let's start with you.
39:02Amazing woman.
39:03Such an elegant person.
39:05You did need to come on the show
39:06because you are so confident in yourself.
39:08So, well done.
39:10Yes, Danny!
39:11Wow.
39:12I hope this geezer's got some wellies
39:14because she's just flooded the floor.
39:15Aw, thank you.
39:16Herbie.
39:17I'm in the mood,
39:18we're dancing.
39:20How can you all know that?
39:23Romancing.
39:24Hello, Herbie Goes Bananas.
39:27Of course, we've also dated Mike and Adam,
39:30so we'd like to welcome them back as well.
39:32Aw, Mike!
39:34How did you do?
39:36Now, Mike,
39:38ooh, you're a bit of a spicy one.
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:40And we like that.
39:41Spicy Mikey managed to turn things slightly saucy
39:44on Colleen's latest date.
39:45Somebody said to me once,
39:46I had come to bed eyes.
39:48Yeah, I've got a twinkle in your eye.
39:50From an older lady
39:52and a younger lady,
39:53Colleen said I had puppy dog eyes.
39:56No, not puppy dog.
39:57No.
39:58You've got naughty dog.
40:00Yeah.
40:01Woof, woof.
40:02Chemistry there, Colleen?
40:03Oh, yeah, well, I felt so, yeah.
40:05I think, yeah, yeah,
40:05she was laughing at my jokes and everything.
40:07Of course.
40:08Colleen, date with Mike.
40:10He is really cheeky.
40:11He's got eyes that I don't know what he's thinking.
40:12Why didn't I think it?
40:13Dirty dog eyes, you said.
40:14Yeah.
40:16Dirty dog eyes.
40:17Dirty dog eyes.
40:19Colleen, it's over to you.
40:21Danny, we know we sat down,
40:23we had a chat and we got on really, really well.
40:25Amazing conversation.
40:26However, as it went on,
40:30I stopped getting any kind of chemistry with you.
40:35Not from my point, from yours.
40:37But all of a sudden, I think he might just see me as a friend.
40:41And what I love about the person I pick is you are the most fun to be around.
40:47And I am honestly such a great guy and just down to earth and made me feel at ease.
40:52So, for that reason...
41:01I mean, this is quite a tense moment for you, Colleen,
41:04because you've been in a situation before.
41:07Oh, my God, I feel sick.
41:10Mike, would you like to accept and go on another date with Colleen?
41:19Yes, I definitely would love to.
41:21Yes!
41:22Spicey Mike, you saucy old liquidite slag.
41:27Time for some more feedback and it's leggy legend David Potts.
41:31Yes.
41:32David, you did not mix tonight.
41:35I didn't mix.
41:36Because you have someone on your mind.
41:39The lovely Anthony.
41:40Yes.
41:40So, should we welcome him back?
41:42Absolutely.
41:45On their first date, David got quite the eyeful
41:48when Anthony whopped out his tattoo.
41:51Dog on a leg.
41:53Which got them both in the mood for some lip-locking.
41:56Before setting up a second date at an art club.
42:01Which produced two terrible paintings and some more snogging.
42:07Anthony, hello.
42:08Hi, darling.
42:10Oh, hi.
42:11How are you?
42:13I'm good.
42:13You look gorgeous.
42:14Yes, you do as well.
42:16Hi, everyone.
42:17Hi, Anthony.
42:17You've been dying to me.
42:19Hi.
42:19Anthony, welcome.
42:21We would love to hear some feedback from you.
42:24I can only thank you for an amazing time.
42:30As you all know, he's the loveliest guy in the world.
42:33You're kind, sweet, I'll see the real you.
42:37So, yeah, it's all good, really, isn't it?
42:40It is.
42:41So, I'm drinking.
42:44I'm shy.
42:46David, would you like to just come get this sticker and get it on?
42:49Yes.
42:51I'm going to stick this on you.
42:53Okay.
42:54Where do you want me to stick it?
42:55Oh, no.
42:55Right on the end of his knob.
43:00Oh, thank you so much, Anthony.
43:02It's time for the last feedback session of the day.
43:05The lovely Lucinda, if you could step forward.
43:07Yeah.
43:09All right.
43:10So, if you had a conversation with the beautiful Lucinda, if you could step forward, please.
43:17If you could give our wonderful Lucinda any constructive feedback.
43:23Bring it on, guys.
43:24I need all the help I can get at this point.
43:25You can't top perfection.
43:35All right.
43:36So, it was good.
43:37So, it was good.
43:38All right.
43:39Lucinda, this is great.
43:41But we know that you recently dated Damien.
43:43And you've also dated Anorak.
43:45Give them a warm welcome, please.
43:48Hello.
43:49Hi, guys.
43:50So, we have two points.
43:52Lucinda and Anorak.
43:53One, two.
43:54Who could possibly forget that magic trick?
43:57Immediately after, Lucinda had her date with Damien, who she hit it off with straight away.
44:02And as things progressed with Damien...
44:04I'd like to see you without your clothes on.
44:05Anorak was left to see himself out.
44:08Lucinda's second date with Damien had it all.
44:11The Viking, the Axis...
44:13Love it!
44:13Love it!
44:14And the Snoggin.
44:16And, oh boy, there was a lot of that.
44:20So, Anorak.
44:21Yes.
44:22We'd love to hear some feedback from your date.
44:24I think we had a good connection.
44:26We had some common kind of interests.
44:28You know, spirituality, self-development, our travel, family.
44:33So, I would say, you know, that was really good.
44:35We connected at that level.
44:36Would you like to have been chosen for dessert?
44:40Yes, of course.
44:42Damien.
44:43Yes.
44:43How was it?
44:44It was amazing.
44:45We had some real deep conversations, actually.
44:47And I think we connected quite well on those conversations.
44:49And it finished quite nicely as well.
44:50So, I don't know how much tea needs spilling and what you need to know.
44:53But, yeah, we had a good time.
44:54Oh, wow.
44:55So, it was a dot, dot, dot.
44:57Yes.
44:58I'm with you.
45:00OK.
45:00I like that.
45:01I like that.
45:02It's safe to say that you both would like to see Lucinda again.
45:05Well, that's a little bit of a...
45:07Maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe.
45:09Hang on.
45:10What the fuck's going on here?
45:11All right.
45:12So, here's what we're going to do.
45:13Lucinda, this is your sticker.
45:15OK.
45:16And what we want you to do is place that sticker on the person that you would like to see
45:21again.
45:22OK.
45:24I don't know.
45:27I mean, I have felt a bit of a vibe with Damien, but, um, I don't know.
45:33I feel like you're energetically maybe not there anymore.
45:39I'm going to be random and just say another date with Anorag.
45:44Oh, wow.
45:46Oh, wow.
45:46OK.
45:47Wow.
45:48Hardly a ringing endorsement, is it?
45:49Sorry, Damien.
45:51It's OK.
45:53It just, yeah, I, I heard and felt hesitancy and that was, yeah, my vibe.
46:01I don't know.
46:02All right, so just to conclude this piece, Anorag, what would you like to do?
46:08You are an amazing person.
46:10We had an amazing time.
46:13Based on the outcome of the first date,
46:19I would respectfully decline.
46:23Oh, shit.
46:25Please, there's nothing against you personally.
46:28Yeah.
46:29Nothing is personal in this journey for sure.
46:32No, it is just interesting because when you spoke,
46:35you were so passionate about another date and I heard hesitancy from you.
46:40All right, so that we're all on the same page.
46:42Damien, why don't you give a response to the question that Lucinda had?
46:50I also chose to not go on another date.
46:52Yeah.
46:52I think for me, there's such a huge disparity in your world and what you do
46:56and how you live compared to where I am.
46:58And I don't know whether that would ever meet in the middle.
47:00I do concur.
47:02It's quite different from a pragmatic perspective.
47:06All right.
47:07How are you feeling now?
47:08A bit tender.
47:09Oh, bless her.
47:11There's a group behind you that wants to give you a big hug.
47:13I love you.
47:16Welcome to my work.
47:23Get used to it, babe.
47:25You get used to it.
47:26Do you bother me?
47:28Next week, just be good to cream.
47:31Big questions.
47:32So I'll just rip her a ring right now.
47:34Yay!
47:35You don't think I fancy you?
47:36I don't know.
47:37I still don't know.
47:38You want to look like someone that's not just over me.
47:40You just watched Shanann again.
47:42Deep chats.
47:44People don't hear men talk about this, right?
47:49It's all right, babe.
47:51And it's the end of agency party.
47:54Come get it.
47:55As our celebs.
47:56You just have an inversion to pussy, don't you?
47:59Go.
48:00I think I'm going to get my sexy on.
48:02See ya.
48:03Dating.
48:04Are they arrested for adultery?
48:05All right.
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