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Coronation Street Season 67 Episode 100
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00:05You'll get the money today. Just give him your trainers.
00:08Go.
00:13You have to move, Joker!
00:18You alright, though, me?
00:30Hello, it's me again. I'm sorry I missed your call, again.
00:36We've got Todd staying with us at the minute. He's kind of invited himself, but I think the break will
00:41probably do him good.
00:44Anyway, I just wanted to say it's not the same without you here.
00:49So I don't want to sound needy or anything, but please can you hold me home because I miss you
00:53very much.
00:54Alright, love you lots and I'll see you soon. Bye.
01:02He wanted to give you some out of your bucket, but...
01:05Oh, thank you.
01:07You didn't need to get me anything, you know, but thank you.
01:11But you know that I didn't sell Will the vodka, don't you?
01:15Oh, darling, we didn't have to do a stock take to work out where he got it.
01:18Hopefully the hangover will put him off for a life.
01:21He did tell me a little bit about what you said.
01:24Oh.
01:26Yeah, that it's a split-second decision.
01:30You know, if someone can just hang on till the next second.
01:33Yeah.
01:34No, you're absolutely right.
01:35Stick with it.
01:37No, I mean, I couldn't promise him that he's a problem to be over with, but...
01:41I just did what Maggie did for me.
01:44You know, she dropped everything.
01:46She didn't tell me what to do, didn't make me feel stupid.
01:50You know, she... she listened.
01:53Well, that's what they say, ain't it? The kindness of strangers.
01:57Yeah.
01:58Yeah, and thanks to her, I sat with it and...
02:03Well, it passed.
02:09His eyes were blazing on you.
02:11I had a drone involved.
02:12I thought she was going to send a client.
02:14Oh, she was sending me to sleep.
02:16When you jumped in with 12 and a half percent.
02:18How are they eat dishes?
02:19Honestly, Leanne, last night I had a few too many beers, a couple of whiskey cheeses and a dodgy kebab,
02:24so my taste buds cannot be trusted.
02:26Quite an item, was it?
02:27Or society bash.
02:28Oh.
02:30There you go.
02:31Oh, you had a drinks license?
02:33No, we haven't.
02:34Oh.
02:34Those two over there, preloaded.
02:36Yeah.
02:37Big new contract.
02:38Oh, yeah.
02:38Don't we know about it.
02:40Right, Brody?
02:41Are you staying in or taking away?
02:43Oh, er, Tim said you might actually have a couple of hours, you know, waiting tables and stuff.
02:47Ah, you should ask me yesterday.
02:49Just taking Dylan on.
02:51Although, I've got a couple of hours free now.
02:53KP's around the city.
02:55So, er, all right, wash for hands and, er, stick this penny on.
02:59Go and sort them two out over there.
03:00What, the suits?
03:01Mm-hmm.
03:02Will do.
03:06Afternoon, gents.
03:07Do you want me to make some room?
03:08Well, I thought you'd never ask.
03:10And, er, another couple of cokes, is that for you?
03:12Right.
03:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:14No worries, mate.
03:19Jake's 13.
03:20I can't believe it.
03:21Boys tend to prefer the numbers.
03:23We've got every colour.
03:24All right, cheers.
03:26Hi, Danielle.
03:28How are you getting on?
03:30Well, my kids are distraught and being pestered by finance companies,
03:33and Theo's mother still treats me like the hired hand.
03:36Bit of roses.
03:37My condolences.
03:40Theo was...
03:42Would it kill you to say something nice?
03:45He was a doting father.
03:46Right.
03:47Right.
03:47Here's the invoice for the spray in full.
03:51Yes.
03:54Wow.
03:56You could go for a single wreath, but, you know, big fella, big coffin.
04:01Could look like your skimps.
04:03Er...
04:04Are there any, erm, substitutions?
04:08For that arrangement this time of year?
04:11Maybe his mother and father will chip in.
04:14He'll liaise with Parbolls.
04:17Yeah, I'll call Keith Parboll direct.
04:21See you, Danielle.
04:22We're thinking of you on Thursday.
04:26I feel ashamed for her.
04:29Quibbling over a few pennies with that payout on the way.
04:32Fit, young fella.
04:33Own house, own business.
04:35Ka-ching.
04:35Yeah, but it still drags on, though, eh?
04:37Probate, life insurance.
04:38Yeah, but that is one bumper check.
04:40Yeah, for Theo's kids.
04:42Controlled by Danielle.
04:44Almost sounds like a motive.
04:47Pretty solid one, too.
04:49Haven't you done enough finger-pointing, George?
04:51What?
04:52Summer thinks so.
04:54She said it first.
04:55Er, mine was an observation.
04:57Yours, an allegation.
04:58Yeah, I'd maybe just stick to varying the dead, mate.
05:00Not digging up on your suspects.
05:03Er, do you want to go?
05:04Er, yeah.
05:05Fancy getting bullied at a holiday club?
05:06Those places are meant to be fun.
05:07That's exactly what I said.
05:09There were definitely some tears going in this morning.
05:12But you still made him go.
05:13I mean, it is paid for us, Bill.
05:15Oh, no, it's not about the money.
05:16Although, don't get me wrong, those places ain't cheap.
05:18No, you have a fall, you get back on the horse.
05:20See, that's where I'd be useless.
05:22If my kid had a fall, I'd kick the horse up the jacks in, cuddle the kid all week.
05:25And I can't exactly sit in the police station complaining about heavy-duty trolling with Bertie listening in now, can
05:31I?
05:31And I've got to escalate this.
05:32Hmm.
05:36Just promise me that you won't get your hopes up about anything.
05:38Huh?
05:39No, I told you.
05:40I'm not going to stand for it.
05:41Not now it's affecting Bertie too.
05:43Yeah, and I get that.
05:44But I'm just thinking, the barber effect.
05:48The what?
05:49You know, you try and shut a thing down and you end up drawing more attention.
05:54Winding up with more trolls.
05:56That's called the Streisand effect.
05:58So what am I supposed to do?
05:59Just roll over?
06:00Cut the oxygen supply.
06:02They'll soon get bored.
06:03But they're not getting bored, are they?
06:05They're getting nastier.
06:06Appeasement never works.
06:09For Bertie.
06:10I can't make doughnut.
06:11I mean, my heart says batter the bullies, but my head said,
06:14send some good out to the universe.
06:16And I'm more deep-fried in sugar.
06:17Aww.
06:18Well, I'm here for it.
06:19Thanks very much, Nina.
06:20Right.
06:20See you later.
06:22The universe will out those trolls.
06:24We'll see.
06:27She does a part run.
06:28Suddenly she thinks she's Paula Radcliffe.
06:31And her screensaver.
06:32I'm like, mate, put it away.
06:33You've got to let me off my outfit.
06:34Yeah.
06:34Would you just sat there?
06:35She was fumbling and mumbling.
06:37You could see it around.
06:38You know, I am broad-minded, but...
06:40I do pity the women that have been working in the office with those two creeps.
06:44Don't worry, Sal, I'm on it.
06:47Right, gents, here's your bill.
06:48You need the table back now.
06:50What?
06:51The place is empty.
06:52Yeah, well, it will be if you stay here.
06:53Yeah, well, we're still eating.
06:55Brodie, can you come over here and pipe this lot up to go, please?
06:58Norris.
06:59Cash or card?
06:59I said we're not finished.
07:01Listen, pal, you've overstayed your welcome, all right?
07:03Are you the manager?
07:05Then pipe down, pal.
07:06No, I am.
07:07And so am I.
07:08We're just bringing a bit of atmosphere.
07:10Place is like a mall.
07:11Yeah.
07:12We're a vibe.
07:13Read the room.
07:14Your vibe's not welcome.
07:15Oh, no, are you.
07:16Fun police.
07:17Yeah.
07:17Shut it blondie before I shut it fear.
07:19Easy.
07:19It's Mrs Metcalfe to you.
07:21Oh, Mrs Metcalfe?
07:22Is she a teacher?
07:23Didn't I hate him all right?
07:24Right, pack your doggy bags and your own brand vodka and do one.
07:27Whoops.
07:27Oh, you do it.
07:29You get it.
07:29You stay at me trainers.
07:31Hey.
07:32Final warning.
07:33Pay the bill and leave before I use your jacket as a mop.
07:47For that, mate.
07:49All right.
07:49Company credit card, eh?
07:51It's cash.
07:52The trainers, by the way.
07:53What are they, son?
07:54100?
07:55150?
07:56120 new.
07:57Let's just call it a ton and done.
07:59Ah, we could always ask your boss to pay.
08:01Mmm.
08:03Cash.
08:03On table.
08:08Here you go.
08:09Nice one.
08:15You're lucky there's women, eh?
08:18Thanks.
08:19Why didn't you ring?
08:21Hey, Dre.
08:22Well, yeah.
08:22You all right?
08:29You all right?
08:35You're lucky.
08:36You're lucky.
08:38Carl's cousin, Idris.
08:39Faith cousin, the world.
08:40Yeah, we were at Smya's wedding on the same table.
08:43You were at our table?
08:44Yeah, yeah.
08:44With the boring dentist.
08:45Oh, yeah, me in-laws.
08:47Oh.
08:47I mean, like ex-in-laws, yeah.
08:49Right.
08:49Well, there were 600 guests, so you're forgiven for forgetting.
08:52Okay.
08:52Leanne.
08:53Leanne.
08:54Yes.
08:54As soon as my girlfriend won't do it.
08:56Adam.
08:57Oh.
08:58Sorry, what am I thinking?
08:59This is my partner in crime.
09:01He's very hungover.
09:02In the line of business.
09:04All right.
09:05So you've seen four of them guys then, were you?
09:06That explains it.
09:09So what brings you here, mate?
09:10Oh, erm, I'm in property.
09:11Yeah.
09:12We've just acquired an agency up the road to demand in the Manchester areas.
09:15Yeah.
09:16Crazy.
09:16Prices to match as well.
09:17Well, if you're looking for staff.
09:18How do you mind, mate?
09:20All right then, sir.
09:21You're big in contract listings, are you?
09:23No.
09:24But I'm big on local knowledge and I can handle myself.
09:27Oh, yeah.
09:28Yeah, I clocked that.
09:29Here, stick your number in there.
09:30Brady.
09:31Brody.
09:33And don't call me chief because it's not to do with that guy off Jaws.
09:36Right, there you go.
09:37All right.
09:38See you around, chief.
09:41Funny guy, but do call me though.
09:43As long as you pay more than pot washing.
09:45Well, I pay for skills and initiative.
09:50Hey, what did he say?
09:51You must have impressed him.
09:53Initiative, isn't it?
09:54All right, I'm going to head on because he's a wreck.
09:57Yeah.
09:57Cold water soap.
09:59How does she know your stuff?
10:01It's crazy.
10:03Oh, he's turned into a very rounded young man, hasn't he?
10:06It's you.
10:07You've got the Midas touch.
10:17Thanks for coming down.
10:23What happened yesterday?
10:25I'm grateful for what you said on the scaffolding.
10:30I don't want to speak too soon, but it feels like we might be getting the old world back.
10:33Let's hope so.
10:35It doesn't make everything all right.
10:37Is this one of them sandwiches where you slip in bad news between compliments?
10:41I'm just trying to be honest, Ma.
10:43Hasn't been enough of that lately.
10:45No.
10:48The day we won the All-Ireland, there was wall-to-wall dyes on the touchline.
10:53The day Cillian Reynolds punched my lights out, all I wanted was my dial there to show
10:58me how to handle myself.
11:01Benjamin, there's nothing I can say.
11:03No, there isn't.
11:04Except I'm sorry for everything you've lost.
11:09Don't know if we'll ever get past this.
11:13But we can't if we're living parallel lives, can we?
11:21Come home, Ma.
11:25We'll never be the Waltons.
11:27Wouldn't want to be.
11:28All that darling.
11:31You're another fear, an old viddie with too much to say for herself, but we don't half
11:34miss you.
11:48They fobbed you off, didn't they?
11:50No. No, they didn't, actually.
11:51Not when they saw how extreme the messages had been getting.
11:55Ahem.
11:58I've reported the trolls to the police.
12:00Yeah?
12:01Mm-hmm.
12:02So they're gonna download the messages, check the IP, location.
12:07The truth teller must be local, right?
12:10He's the main target.
12:11He or she.
12:13But if they can pick off a few of the other ones that we're piling into, then...
12:18Oh, that's what?
12:18Yeah.
12:20Yeah, good for you.
12:21Thanks.
12:22It's the first time in weeks that I've felt...
12:24Well, I can't say control, but...
12:27Like I've got a dog in the fight.
12:29Right, I'm gonna get back to the flat.
12:31See you in a bit.
12:33Hey.
12:34No, you are not gonna believe this.
12:37Hardy has a mullet.
12:38No.
12:39Yeah.
12:40And a piercing.
12:41Just the one.
12:43It's a woman.
12:44It has to be.
12:45Do you know it's the holidays?
12:48It was at physics revision, wasn't it?
12:50Ugh.
12:50Kill me now.
12:52Oops.
12:53Oh, right.
12:54How many times, right?
12:55I did not try and off myself.
12:56Oh, whatever.
12:58I was thinking, maybe we should revise together.
13:01We could do it at mine, but it's a madhouse.
13:03We're not even in the same year.
13:04Okay, but we've both got exams.
13:05Yeah, well, I have a decent chance of passing mine.
13:09What does she see in you?
13:11Who?
13:12Read the room.
13:13We're all friendly around here, but we're not divvies.
13:16If you keep chasing her around like some pathetic little puppy...
13:18Right, yeah.
13:19Chasing who?
13:20Who?
13:21I saw you.
13:22With Megan.
13:23Don't bother denying it.
13:24Right, okay.
13:25Well, first of all, right, she chased me.
13:27And second of all, I told her to do one, right?
13:29You know, I can't stand her.
13:32Your dad and Eva must be fuming.
13:35Or you've got to tell them, Will.
13:37Right, okay, yeah, okay.
13:38I'm going to.
13:38Right, yeah.
13:39I'm not stupid.
13:42Oh, men.
13:43So cliché.
13:45How old are you?
13:4670.
13:48Why are they such suckers for a pretty face?
14:02I've tried a pound for everyone who said to me that I should get over to Thailand
14:06and have some motherly TLC.
14:08Have they met Eileen?
14:10Well, yeah, that, but also, I mean, what, in the middle of a murder investigation
14:14as opposed to leave summer in prison and going to sit in a hammock?
14:17I know.
14:18Oh, here we go.
14:19Oh, yeah.
14:21Bethany said you were here.
14:23Erm, you left some washing in the machine.
14:27Dried it for you.
14:30So, erm...
14:31Here.
14:38Don't make a habit of this, eh?
14:40Oh, George, come on.
14:41What else do you want to take away from me?
14:42Ooh!
14:43Ooh!
14:45I'm so sorry.
14:47I'm so sorry.
14:48You all right?
14:49Yeah, good.
14:50I think we should start drinking wine.
14:52What do you like?
14:53You know, this investigation, it's got a long way to go.
14:57There's so many people left to point my finger at, eh?
15:00By the way, er, Danielle did it.
15:02For the money, apparently.
15:03What?
15:04Mm.
15:04It's the latest crackpot theory.
15:07Who's next on your list, George?
15:08David and the dog?
15:09I've always been suspicious of that, Mott.
15:11It's those eyes.
15:12Mm-hm.
15:12Too close to go.
15:13I think you're on summer.
15:14I do.
15:16Oh.
15:17I'll leave you to it.
15:19Yeah.
15:20If you could.
15:21Right, I'll get us another bottle.
15:24I'm so sorry.
15:28Do you think he's laughing at us?
15:30Can I get a bottle of Shiraz?
15:32Whoever did this.
15:34Do you think he ever wonders how those two kids feel without their dad?
15:38Thanks.
15:40Yeah, that's one.
15:43Yes or no?
15:45Last packet.
15:48Brian, what are you doing?
15:49Activating my parasympathetic nervous system to release me of my salty clavings.
15:55It's a hard no to the scratchings, thank you.
15:58Oh.
15:58Does that work for fruit and nut?
15:59Not so far.
16:00It's early days.
16:04Er, excuse me.
16:06What's coming on here, missus?
16:07Wasn't gonna take it.
16:09Susie, you can't just go around giving people money because they've spent up on the fruit
16:12machine.
16:13He's got a geezer in his case.
16:15He's desperate.
16:16Hey, I heard you.
16:18I'm phoned teammates.
16:20That was just banter, kid.
16:21You've put your piggy bank away though, yeah?
16:23I do.
16:33Right, you listen to me.
16:35You are absolutely golden.
16:36You're a treasure pot.
16:37But do not let me ever catch you doing that again.
16:40Promise?
16:41Promise.
16:42Okay, noses.
16:44Go on.
16:45Now for your part.
16:46We were grateful that Idris stepped up.
16:49The big man.
16:50He probably set the whole thing up.
16:51Adam.
16:52You don't know the first thing about him.
16:54I'm a Scotsman.
16:55I know a class A blackpiper when I see one.
16:58Yeah.
16:58You couldn't be more wrong.
17:00Idris invented rising ground.
17:03I rest my case.
17:04He grew up with nothing.
17:06Literally.
17:06Now he's smashing it.
17:08Why shouldn't he be proud?
17:09Family.
17:10We all have our blind spots.
17:11Just look at Tracy and I.
17:12It's not a blind spot.
17:14If you were in trouble, Idris would give you his last penny.
17:17Sure.
17:18The boy's a big teddy bear.
17:23Chilling in the pub.
17:24You're supposed to be skimmed.
17:26I've been reading around trying to lend the cash.
17:27Borrow.
17:28Oh, everyone's in the same boat.
17:29Paddle harder.
17:31Skimmed till Friday.
17:32My sister gets paid.
17:33Hello?
17:37Everything cool?
17:38Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:39It will be.
17:41Tomorrow.
17:41Five o'clock.
17:42Weaselhead.
17:47Sorry, mate.
17:48I saw your car and I just thought, you know.
17:50Oh, yeah, yeah.
17:50Thought I needed a backup.
17:52Nice one.
17:59Was that a special order?
18:01You don't see how it was like that.
18:03Oh, you know a little bit about motors then, do you?
18:05No.
18:06I know when I'd be driving something like this by 25.
18:08Well, you could do that tomorrow.
18:09Mixed with the wrong circles.
18:11Not your circles, then.
18:13You're not a gangster.
18:15No, no, no, no.
18:16I pay me taxes and, uh, pay myself a car to the poor and the needy.
18:20I like to sleep at night.
18:22And what?
18:22You're stopping around here?
18:23Well, I'm very fond of Alia.
18:25And the dad was good to me.
18:28Grandfather.
18:30And Weatherfield is, uh...
18:31A dump.
18:32Ah.
18:32Yeah.
18:33It's a rough diamond.
18:34I mean, there's potential here.
18:36I like it.
18:37I think I can make a difference.
18:40I mean, but you know where to find me.
18:42Give me a cup.
18:44Will do.
18:45Chief.
18:58It's a lot.
19:00Hotel road and toiletries included.
19:02Would I?
19:03Look who's home.
19:06You could at least crack a smile.
19:08For good?
19:10If you have no objections.
19:20Look, I know things were bad and I made them worse.
19:22We're not playing the blame game.
19:24Fresh start all round.
19:25Best foot forward.
19:27Heel toe and away we go.
19:30Boys, I bring these up, eh?
19:35Listen, it's been one battle after another since we walked through them doors.
19:39It's all behind us now.
19:40I wish it was.
19:41No.
19:42No apologies.
19:43Megan thought she could walk all over you.
19:45Big mistake.
19:47Now, you've got your whole life ahead of you and she's gonna spend the rest of hers looking over her
19:50shoulder.
19:52I'm proud of you, son.
19:54We all are.
19:55Knock, knock, knock, knock.
20:01Knock, knock.umbling,
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