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Dave & Chuck the Freak are back for another episode of their weekly UNCUT podcast!
Join us as we talk about an elderly pervert who looks like Nosferatu, a guy who wore a 'Strip Club Veteran' shirt to court, a press conference where a woman displays her enemies poopy underwear, an AI video of a snake eating a guy, Dave's YouTube find of a man with giant hands, foot cleaning videos, AI J.O.I. models, and more!
Join us as we talk about an elderly pervert who looks like Nosferatu, a guy who wore a 'Strip Club Veteran' shirt to court, a press conference where a woman displays her enemies poopy underwear, an AI video of a snake eating a guy, Dave's YouTube find of a man with giant hands, foot cleaning videos, AI J.O.I. models, and more!
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00:00The following program contains strong language and explicit content.
00:03Listener discretion is advised.
00:13Dave and Chuck the Freak, uncut.
00:22How's it going?
00:25Excited to be back.
00:28We're back.
00:29We're back for the third weekly edition of Uncut.
00:33Even though we tried to get canceled.
00:35Yeah, we did.
00:36Yeah, we did.
00:36They didn't listen at all.
00:38No, they had no idea we even knew this.
00:39No, they didn't care.
00:41Anyways, no one gives a fuck, but here we are.
00:43Yeah.
00:44It's Uncut 3.
00:46Oh, don't.
00:47You said you weren't going to.
00:48Oh, I was going to stop.
00:49Yeah, you just got to stop.
00:50It's not going to make me really sad if I'm like, Uncut 87.
00:53Oh, my God.
00:54Uncut 112.
00:55Oh, my God.
00:56Just kill ourselves.
00:57Just literally slice me in half.
01:01Anyways, here we are.
01:02Uh-huh.
01:03Yeah, it's a lot of fun.
01:03This is where we get to talk a little bit more freely.
01:07Yeah, loosey-goosey.
01:08And we would.
01:08I'm going to try not to swear this time.
01:10You going to cut it back?
01:11Yeah.
01:12All right.
01:13Well, what are we doing?
01:15Yeah.
01:15Well, we're just extra time.
01:17We're just killing time.
01:19Maybe we're just killing time.
01:20Let's not swear.
01:22Not swear.
01:22That's new.
01:23That's the crazy thing.
01:25The Uncut.
01:25You know?
01:25We don't swear.
01:26Okay, I will say.
01:27So, we've been doing this a couple of weeks now.
01:29I do notice I really am being extra cautious on the air because I, it just.
01:35Yeah, that's it.
01:35You almost did it today.
01:36I almost said, like, I thought you were like, oh, it was the Keurig thing, and I thought
01:42you were going to say this chick was, well.
01:44I almost called her a fucking bitch.
01:45Oh, okay.
01:46Yeah.
01:47I didn't know.
01:48See, so this will get us in trouble.
01:49I know.
01:50It's not good.
01:50It's not good.
01:52Whatever.
01:53Yeah, what a great idea.
01:54Yeah.
01:55Yeah.
01:55Well, there was nothing else.
01:57Yeah.
01:57You know what I mean?
01:58Couldn't this be the last?
02:00No.
02:02It won't.
02:03Uncut.
02:04The last Uncut.
02:04What the fuck?
02:05Could it be?
02:06Pop, pop.
02:07Yeah.
02:07What the fuck?
02:08What the fuck?
02:09It's not funny.
02:10To me.
02:10Oh, I mean, I don't know.
02:13You know, everything is different.
02:15Everything is changing.
02:15Let's get it going.
02:16Let's get it rocking.
02:17Let's rock the fuck out.
02:20Okay.
02:22Dave and Chuck the Freaks, pervert of the day.
02:26That's a great start.
02:28This is so nasty.
02:32A thong-wearing 79-year-old Florida man.
02:37Has been arrested for consistently exposing himself and making lewd gestures around his
02:47apartment complex.
02:48He argued to police it was his right to walk around that way.
02:54Yeah.
02:55People have fought and died for my rights.
03:01Tyrone James Cozzi.
03:03Oh, wait a second now.
03:05A white man.
03:05What?
03:07White Tyrone?
03:08White Tyrone.
03:09White Tyrone.
03:09White Tyrone.
03:10Well, well, well.
03:13How does that hurt?
03:13Well, well, well.
03:17How are you 79-white man named Tyrone?
03:21I don't know.
03:22I love it, though.
03:24He was charged with five counts of indecent exposure at his Hollywood, Florida apartment
03:28after the neighbors called the cops.
03:31He wasted no time in showing police what neighbors were talking about, answering the
03:37door wearing nothing but a G-string thong.
03:40I'm not black, but this is.
03:45That was a reference to his black cock.
03:49He said he had a right to walk around naked under the Florida statute and even quoted the
03:53number, saying he was fine as long as he was not in a park.
03:57There he is.
03:58Oh, we don't want to see him.
03:59Jesus fucking God.
04:01It's like Nosferatu in a thong.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:03That's what he's Tyrone?
04:06He's dead.
04:07I think he's dead.
04:08No, look, he is.
04:09He's like the living dead.
04:12He is the living...
04:13He's got vampire ears.
04:15Like, you know, the He-Man is out and Skeletor is in it.
04:19He looks exactly like Skeletor.
04:22Like a real life, just skeleton walking among us.
04:26What does that guy look like in a Speedo?
04:29Fucking disgusting.
04:31There's got to be something.
04:33Nobody's got anything.
04:35No, it can't be.
04:35The saggiest ass you've ever seen.
04:38I think he's all cock and ribs.
04:40Like, I think it's, he's really skinny and he's just, it's just his decrepit rib cage and
04:50listen to this.
04:52Things took a turn when the old guy put on lipstick in front of a woman.
04:59Oh, my God.
05:00It's Buffalo Bill.
05:00I was going to say.
05:02And began touching his dick.
05:04It's a horror movie for sure.
05:06I'd fuck me.
05:07You'd fuck me.
05:09I'd fuck me.
05:10Then, in front of a female officer, he said, jump rope for me, baby doll.
05:16What does that even mean?
05:18Like, if you don't have a rope on hand, what does that even mean?
05:24Like, you jump up and down and see them tits bounce.
05:26I know, but no, I know I understand.
05:28But, like, to say jump rope.
05:31So it was a female officer had to.
05:34Yes.
05:34Yeah, of course.
05:35That's so bad.
05:36That's still one of the worst assignments.
05:38That's a bad assignment.
05:40Because, you know, he's like, I'm not resisting.
05:43I'm not.
05:43But he's trying to get you with it.
05:45That's a fucking nightmare.
05:46Imagine that in a thog.
05:49I don't know.
05:50I mean, I don't know.
05:51At least five neighbors have come forward saying this guy had exposed himself around the building,
05:56regularly walking through common areas, making lewd gestures.
06:01He also thrusted his penis at a woman's ring doorbell.
06:06I did that this weekend, though.
06:09That's just fun.
06:10He's got indecent exposure arrests dating back to the 80s.
06:13Because you never change.
06:15But you never change.
06:16It's always you.
06:18It's just your thing.
06:20This guy's been getting nude in front of people.
06:22And when the cops caught up to him, the 79-year-old sped through a construction zone in his Toyota,
06:27reaching over 100 miles an hour.
06:30Trying to catch me, bitch!
06:33It's out!
06:34I got my cock out!
06:39Toyota!
06:44Yeah, this guy's been doing it from the 80s.
06:46Is there anything grosser than an old man's ass cheeks?
06:50No.
06:50No.
06:50I mean, even mine are not great.
06:53They're getting there.
06:54You know?
06:55I don't even want to do this search.
06:56Elderly man's asses.
06:58Oh, shit!
06:58Well, he's either got a full gray bush or he's down to the wood.
07:03Like, he's old.
07:04He's lost a lot of hair.
07:05What's your money on there?
07:06I think it's down to the wood.
07:08Yeah, it's down to the wood.
07:09Oh, my God.
07:11No, I don't.
07:12I'm not.
07:12Oh, no!
07:14Oh, my God!
07:15That's...
07:16Where did you guys get that shot of me in the computer room?
07:19Oh, my God.
07:21Oh, my God.
07:22There is...
07:23This is a terrible search you're doing here.
07:25Is there a Reddit called old man's ass?
07:28Of course there is.
07:29Yeah, why not?
07:30You're not in a part of it?
07:32Jesus.
07:33I bet.
07:33Wouldn't it be crazy if you clicked on that and you saw that one name?
07:35Look at that guy on the couch.
07:36Oh, that's me.
07:37Just...
07:38What?
07:40Look at that view.
07:42Grandpa ass gay porn.
07:44That's a category?
07:46Of course.
07:47Grandpa ass gay porn?
07:48Oh, my God.
07:49What's happening there?
07:50They sat his balls?
07:51That's a man doing a man.
07:54Oh, he's fucking another guy.
07:56Okay.
07:57Oh, shit.
07:57I could not wrap my mind around it.
07:59Yeah, you're seeing two sets of balls there.
08:02That's the...
08:04Oh, my God.
08:05Jesus in heaven.
08:07What a search this is.
08:08What a show.
08:09What a show it is.
08:10What a show.
08:11I'm just saying it's bad.
08:12It is bad, yeah.
08:13No one wants to see that from the front or the back.
08:16Especially that guy is Tyrone.
08:17Tyrone.
08:18His head's crazy.
08:21Honestly, he's like a perverted vampire.
08:24Those ears.
08:25He really is.
08:26He looks like that original vampire, the Nosferatu.
08:29He looks like that.
08:31Like, that's no bullshit.
08:32Like, you're not bullshitting anybody.
08:35He is Nosferatu from the 1922 Nosferatu movie.
08:41Yeah, that's him.
08:43Right there.
08:43There he is.
08:44He's like, oh my God, it's fucking similar.
08:49You want to see my cock?
08:52You want to see my cock and balls?
08:57Coxferatu.
08:58I like that.
09:02I'm Coxferatu.
09:04That's what he looks like on your indoor belt, right?
09:06He bites you and then you whip your cock out?
09:08But in a thong?
09:09Oh, yeah.
09:10That's how he comes to your door.
09:11You can never let this guy in.
09:13Don't invite him inside.
09:14I hope you don't encounter this man.
09:15But luckily, he's now been arrested.
09:18Oh, my God.
09:19Hopefully, that's the end of the nightmare for that neighborhood.
09:22This has been trending on social media for a few days now.
09:26They're calling it the funniest Detroit court appearance.
09:29Okay.
09:30So this guy shows up for court and he's wearing a strip club veteran hoodie.
09:38Okay.
09:39For his court appearance.
09:41And the judge and the prosecutors, everyone just kind of has some fun with it here.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:46I just, Judge.
09:47I want to thank him for his service, actually.
09:52I got to ask.
09:52I'm sorry.
09:53I'm sorry.
09:54How many tours of duty did you do?
09:55Oh, man.
09:57About a pass?
09:59About a bus.
10:00I heard a personal bond.
10:01Mr. Redman, did you get a purple heart?
10:03Yes, sir.
10:05All right.
10:06Review date, May 29th, in front of Judge Robbins.
10:09Step aside, sir.
10:10And thank you for your service.
10:12He did not.
10:13But she got in on it at the end.
10:15Yeah.
10:15Thanking him for his service at the strip club.
10:17That's amazing.
10:19You've got the right judge, though, right?
10:21Yeah, you do.
10:22Yes.
10:22Somebody else could be really pissed.
10:24Oh, yeah, because they're just, you know.
10:26Like the judge you got.
10:28Exactly.
10:29That would be.
10:29But he was only mad at me.
10:30He wasn't mad at other people.
10:32Like, he wouldn't have been mad at that guy.
10:33No.
10:34He would have been like, oh, yeah, go ahead.
10:35Yeah, go ahead.
10:36And then I come in in khakis, and he's like, son of a bitch!
10:39You fucking asshole!
10:41You stupid fuck!
10:42This is my court, bitch!
10:44What the fuck are you doing here?
10:46Next!
10:46Next!
10:47Oh, look, the man in flame shorts.
10:49I won't say anything to him.
10:51He is matching flame shorts.
10:52Well, his flame shorts did match his flame shirt.
10:55There you go.
10:56That is a good look.
10:56So maybe that was something.
10:57That's a good look.
10:58Better.
10:59Okay, so remember a few times we've covered these people.
11:03They are activists in Houston, and they hold press conferences about things.
11:06Oh, they're our favorite.
11:07The one they did that we love was about that teacher.
11:11He talked about her bush.
11:14Panties!
11:15Panties!
11:16Panties!
11:17Well, more panties.
11:18Oh, God.
11:19From these folks.
11:20I don't know.
11:21Like, Jason, you looked into this a bit.
11:22What's she talking about in this clip?
11:24So there's like a news organization that is saying she's doing all sorts of stuff.
11:30There's like some...
11:31This activist.
11:32This activist, yeah.
11:33Like, so she's suing this news organization.
11:36Okay.
11:36And then there's other local people that are attacking her, and she's doing this press conference
11:42to stand up to them.
11:44All right.
11:45And what you just saw her holding is allegedly one of these people's panties.
11:50So she's getting back at them saying she has her panties.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:54So this is like a 21-minute press conference.
11:58But this is just a little bit of it here.
11:59In the big city food parking lot.
12:02Yeah, yeah.
12:03I don't know.
12:03I don't know.
12:04But she's something else.
12:05We're off to Houston for this lady.
12:06I also had a meeting with her ex.
12:09That was in Mexico.
12:11So her ex.
12:12This, this, you know, these people that are saying that they're going after her.
12:15She had a meeting with her ex.
12:17Oh, a meeting.
12:18He came, the one that's been giving me all the information on her.
12:20Yeah, that one.
12:22And so there's some more.
12:24Her coyote boyfriend.
12:25There's some more receipts.
12:26This lady.
12:27That I need to pull out here.
12:28Some more receipts, y'all.
12:31And this is what he gave me.
12:33What?
12:33I'll step back.
12:34This is what he gave me.
12:37So I want y'all to understand something here.
12:39Y'all know I keep these receipts, and y'all know I'm going to be all about the business.
12:43So, Ms. Jennifer, while you over here talking shit about people.
12:47Yeah.
12:47While you got shit in your drawers, bitch.
12:50Oh, no.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:53Oh, my God.
12:54What the fuck?
12:56Fucking shitty panties.
12:57What the fuck?
12:58That is shit.
12:58That is shit.
13:00That is shit.
13:00That is.
13:01Oh, my God.
13:02This, okay, hold on.
13:04This boy, ex-boyfriend saved a pair of shitty underwear.
13:08Yes.
13:08That this chick.
13:10Allegedly.
13:10And now she.
13:11Allegedly.
13:12Allegedly.
13:13And then gave them to her, and she pulls out these shitty underwear at the press conference.
13:18Oh, no.
13:19That this man said you left, and you ain't come back and get them.
13:22With your nasty ass.
13:25Yeah, that's you.
13:25You talking shit, and you got shit in your drawers.
13:28You ain't know how to wipe your ass.
13:30Wipe your ass.
13:31You don't know how to wipe your ass.
13:34Don't touch your face.
13:35Don't touch your face.
13:36You don't even want to put your mouth on people and don't know how to put a rag to your
13:41ass.
13:42This is like Dave.
13:43You better clean this ass.
13:45You better clean it together.
13:46Because, baby, this is too much.
13:47Black lady gave.
13:48That man gave this to me.
13:50That man kept these stinky ass drawers that your bitch ass was wearing.
13:55We needed a mask before this person.
13:56Baby, wish to be.
13:57Who's the person in the background?
13:58Hey.
13:58I think that bitch got COVID in the coochie.
14:00I like that outfit.
14:01COVID in the coochie?
14:02I'm dead.
14:04This old COVID coochie ass bitch.
14:06See, this is the shit I be talking about.
14:08You want to put your mouth on people.
14:10You got the right one, bitch.
14:12And I said what I said.
14:14I was up here waiting on you.
14:16You talking about you want to bring it to the gym?
14:18Baby, I'll bring it to the street where it ain't no room.
14:21Wow.
14:22Damn.
14:22She literally is saying, fight me, bitch.
14:24Yes, she is.
14:25All out in front of big city food.
14:28With shitty pants.
14:30I'm terrified right now.
14:31I'm terrified.
14:32He pulls out your own shitty underwear.
14:34I can't have it.
14:34I got Chuck the Freak boxes.
14:35I mean, what if it was a bad day or something?
14:37Chuck the Freak shits himself.
14:38No, no.
14:39I didn't shit myself.
14:40He shits himself all the time.
14:42COVID asshole.
14:44Chuck the Freak.
14:44It was a real sweaty day.
14:46A real terrible day.
14:48Come pick up your shitty drawers, Chuck the Freak.
14:51Fuck you, bitch.
14:52Fuck you, bitch.
14:55Chuck's leaving those all over town.
14:57Yeah.
14:58Everyone's got a pair of those.
14:59There's probably three or four people who have them.
15:01What a press conference.
15:03That's how it's done.
15:05I've never seen shitty underwear at a press conference.
15:06It could just be like, you know, like, it's a press conference, so you're trying to keep
15:10it together.
15:10But she's like, this is the shit I'd be talking about.
15:13It's like, damn.
15:14Like, I thought it would be.
15:16But I mean, little did I know she's going to pull out shitty underwear.
15:20I didn't see it.
15:20Oh, I told you.
15:22She did scratch her face.
15:25Those underwear are full of shit.
15:27This was the recap of this guy that we first found out about these two.
15:32Stripping down butt naked, bending over, and showing everything on the video, and all
15:37you could see was cellulite hanging in pubic hair.
15:40This is a disgrace and a shame that this is the type of educator and teacher that is
15:46in the classroom.
15:48Stripping...
15:48Yeah, then he went on to talk about her panties.
15:50I left that guy a message one time, because you wanted to talk to her.
15:53Oh, yeah.
15:53A bunch of a voice.
15:54I don't know why.
15:55You never got back to us, huh?
15:55I could never talk to her.
15:56How could I talk to her?
15:58Yeah.
15:58Just calling from David the Freak to talk about the shitty panties.
16:00Who the fuck is this?
16:01I thought we were bringing it to the streets.
16:03Yeah.
16:04I'll bring it to your streets.
16:05I got your underwear right here, motherfucker.
16:07You piss on two guys, motherfucker.
16:11You piss on two guys, got a double stream, double stream, having cocksucker, motherfucker.
16:18I apologize for calling.
16:20Who is you, bitch?
16:24You're not the one or the two.
16:27I got the receipts, and I'll receipt your ass.
16:30I've got your underwear in a baggie.
16:33I got your pissy panties from your wife.
16:35Yeah, yeah.
16:37Piss-soaked drawers.
16:39That's what I got.
16:41Come on down and meet me.
16:44Soaked in piss.
16:45Be careful.
16:46Don't mess with that lady.
16:48No.
16:48She'll mess her shit up.
16:50I don't think you can mess with any black lady in a cowboy hat.
16:54No.
16:54That is like a thousand percent.
16:56I don't think you can mess with that.
16:57That's a good thing.
16:59Ryan, I didn't get a chance to look at this yet.
17:01Does this guy die?
17:04The snake guy?
17:06No.
17:07Not that I know.
17:08I don't know if I'm sure at all.
17:10I was fucking making it up.
17:11There's no confidence.
17:12He's like, I have no idea.
17:14That's not real, is it?
17:15I believe I've seen it, and it stops before you would know if he's alive or not.
17:20Yeah, so come up with your own conclusion.
17:22Okay, it's kind of like a choose your own adventure.
17:24My guess is he's dead.
17:25Okay.
17:27Okay.
17:27There's a video here of this snake biting this man.
17:33Which one is dead?
17:34I assume this guy?
17:35I assume this guy, who basically has his head in the snake's mouth.
17:40Why?
17:40Here.
17:41Real steady.
17:42I've got the upper jaw.
17:43Copy?
17:44I'm just going to slide in right here.
17:45Watch the tongue.
17:46He's reading you.
17:47Okay, here we go.
17:48What?
17:49That's not real.
17:51Ryan, you swore this was real.
17:53Dude, I swear I did all the research.
17:56I looked this up like 12 times.
17:58Now it looks like it's plastic.
17:59It's a hundred chest face.
18:01Come on, leave her.
18:02Now, push.
18:03Now, hold pressure.
18:04No, it's not real at all.
18:06That's totally AI.
18:08It's not real at all.
18:09Get Ryan's dirty underwear.
18:11I've got to call that.
18:11I know.
18:12I know.
18:12I know.
18:13COVID coaches.
18:13Grok said it was real, dude.
18:16Grok.
18:17Grok's the worst one.
18:18You can't take any advice from Grok.
18:21It's literally the shittiest AI of all time.
18:24I should have just scrolled down.
18:26This is AI.
18:27Ain't no way a black man putting his head in a snake's mouth.
18:30Exactly.
18:30That's 100% accurate.
18:33Oh, my God.
18:35Ugh.
18:36Yep.
18:36Well, I'll trust you.
18:37This might be my new thing now, seeing if I can get an AI past Dave.
18:41You can, for sure.
18:42That'll be easy.
18:43That's easy.
18:43Oh, my God.
18:44Yeah, Dave was like, it looks real to me.
18:45I swear to God.
18:46I didn't watch it because I thought I'd watch it with you guys.
18:48Is this man dead?
18:51You know how I know, too?
18:54Like, at least a standard, a fucking snake jumped on her head.
18:58And we're just like, whoa, that's a wild time.
19:02I thought they were like instructors.
19:04That's got her right by the head.
19:07Well, fuck me.
19:08But he even said in his email, this is real.
19:12He did.
19:13How else are you going to watch it?
19:15He asked Grok.
19:17No, the comment said that.
19:19I just scrolled.
19:20Oh, I see.
19:20Oh.
19:22Hey, we need to talk about something.
19:25Keep them AI videos coming.
19:26Yes.
19:27No, I don't need any more AI in my life.
19:30I got enough.
19:30Oh.
19:31All right.
19:31We talked about wanting to see your weird fucking shit you found on YouTube.
19:36Oh, yeah.
19:36Yes.
19:37This is this week's edition of that.
19:39I'm going first because I found this.
19:41Uh, this is a guy who has giant hands.
19:47Okay.
19:48Do I know this guy?
19:49I might know this guy.
19:50And the trolls say he can't please his lady.
19:53Is he finger fucking her?
19:56I don't know how.
19:57Is this the arm wrestling guy?
19:59With the giant hands?
20:01No.
20:02No.
20:02This is not real.
20:04Is it here?
20:04What the fuck?
20:06This is real?
20:07I didn't say this one.
20:08I didn't say this.
20:09It's real.
20:10He's got a disease.
20:11There's no way.
20:12It's from love, don't judge.
20:14No chance.
20:15This is so real.
20:17Oh, no.
20:18He's got like elephantitis of the hands.
20:21That guy does not exist.
20:22His hand looks different every time.
20:23That's true.
20:24He's got a watch on his fingers.
20:26He's a Mexican man with a giant fucking hand.
20:29I don't believe this.
20:30Scroll a little further, you'll see a snake bite his hand.
20:35Okay, let's get to it here.
20:36You're going to mean your words in a moment.
20:38This is crazy.
20:39He said that I can't please my woman.
20:42Some of the comments, the Incredible Hulk,
20:45top booner of $2,000.
20:47That is real.
20:48I'm just with him because of his money.
20:50When I told my friends alone,
20:54they were very hesitant.
20:55I'm fucking real, guys.
20:57I was like so shocked.
20:58And I'm not expecting for you to fall in love with him.
21:03We first met.
21:04It's real.
21:06I don't believe it for a second.
21:07He's got like elephantitis of the hands or something.
21:10I don't know what you call it.
21:11Online, she added me on my Facebook.
21:15Come on.
21:15At first I was surprised because she's, you know, gorgeous.
21:20We started to chat.
21:21At first I didn't think that, you know, his photos are real.
21:29If it was like edited or not.
21:32But, you know, I found him attractive.
21:35Yeah, we're reading some of the...
21:38He puts a watch on his finger.
21:40One of his fingers is so fat.
21:43A watch fits on it.
21:44He's got like one incredible Hulk hand and arm
21:48and one messed up hand and arm.
21:50I need to see more of him.
21:52Comments that I get on my content.
21:54It's real.
21:55I bet he don't.
21:56He don't has a girl.
21:58Obviously, I have a girl.
22:01Very beautiful girl.
22:02Hey.
22:04Some of the comments were referring me as Hulk.
22:08I don't agree with that.
22:09Like the incredible Hulk.
22:10Top Booner of 2026.
22:13Most of the judgment was like...
22:17It's real.
22:19I'm just...
22:20It's not that one finger.
22:21It's a deformity, you guys.
22:22That one middle finger.
22:24He can still like flip the bird.
22:26Yeah.
22:26You're laughing at a deformed man.
22:28Wow, because it ain't real.
22:29It's fucking real.
22:31I don't know.
22:32Because of his money.
22:34In reality, I don't really have that much.
22:37They think that I wouldn't be a great father.
22:40I'm just someone that would make life harder for J.L.
22:44Because J.L. would have to focus on taking care of me.
22:47When in reality, I'm the one taking care of her all the time.
22:53You better watch your mouth.
22:55If he finger blasts her, he'll rip her pussy apart.
22:59Well, his thumb makes no sense.
23:01His thumb is twisted back.
23:03What is the deal there?
23:05It's called a deformity.
23:07How does he...
23:07Can he move those big ones?
23:10You guys believe it now, though, right?
23:12No.
23:12No, I don't.
23:13I still don't.
23:14Come on!
23:14I don't.
23:15You need to see more of him.
23:15I'll never believe this in my life.
23:18I'll never believe it.
23:19Except the watch on the finger, though, goes kind of hard.
23:21It does.
23:22Never seen anything like that.
23:24Oh, my God.
23:25It's...
23:25I don't know how to convince you, but it's real.
23:27No, there is no convincing.
23:28This dude in the Philippines has gigantic misformed hands.
23:33Love, don't judge.
23:34Love, don't judge is the name of the show.
23:36Yeah.
23:37I mean, it's either that or, like, a great, like, monster makeup artist that has really
23:45made a great set of hands.
23:46He's on social media.
23:48Where is his social media?
23:50I'm trying to find what his name was there.
23:53They talked about him being on social media, right?
23:56Didn't they show it?
23:57I don't know.
23:58Oh, they did.
23:58Because she liked the photo.
24:00Some of the comments were referring me as Hope.
24:03Like, the Incredible Hope.
24:05Top Booner of 2026.
24:08Most of the judgment was, like, that I'm just with him because of his money.
24:17You know, in reality, I don't really have that much.
24:20They think that I wouldn't be a great father.
24:23I'm just someone that would make life harder for Jedi.
24:27It moves like plastic.
24:29But it's real, you guys.
24:31She spanks the hand and it went...
24:35Because it's filled with stuff.
24:39I don't know.
24:41There it is.
24:41All right, what is it here?
24:43Mark Davidson, underscore, underscore, Mark Davidson.
24:45Okay, we got to find him because I don't know.
24:48It's hard to say.
24:49I don't know.
24:50It looks really fake.
24:51It looks so fake.
24:52And if it does, I mean, if it's real, I feel real bad for him.
24:57It's not the trombone player from the Utah Symphony.
24:59Are you sure?
25:01You didn't do the underscores.
25:02I did the underscores.
25:04Is it Mark Davidson?
25:05I don't...
25:06Son of a bitch.
25:09Yes.
25:11Underscore, underscore, Mark Davidson.
25:14Yeah.
25:16I don't know.
25:17We may never find him.
25:18Put deformed hands.
25:21Oh, is this...
25:22No.
25:24Well, this is what I'm saying.
25:25Like, it's not real then, right?
25:27It's real.
25:28I just can't find it.
25:29If his social media doesn't even pop up, put an at in front of those two things.
25:34Mark Davidson big hands.
25:35There you go.
25:36There we go.
25:37It's going to be that story.
25:38Yes.
25:39Hellboy in real life.
25:40Man with the world's largest hands.
25:41Okay, he's still hoop.
25:42He can still hoop.
25:43Uh-oh.
25:44Oh, my God.
25:45Is he better than Jason?
25:46Is he better than Jason?
25:47I'll beat his ass.
25:49He has 28 fully functioning fingers and toes, a rare condition called polydactyl.
25:54What are you talking about?
25:55He didn't have 28.
25:57You didn't see his toes, man.
25:59I guess you're right.
26:00I wouldn't even show his toes.
26:01Yeah, show me your fucked up toes if you've got toes like that.
26:05Yeah, it's born with a rare deformity.
26:07Look, here's like-
26:08Okay, here we go.
26:09Let's see.
26:09Okay.
26:10Is it the same exact-
26:11Yes, it's him.
26:12It's that guy.
26:13It's the-
26:15That's the dude.
26:19Okay.
26:20I mean, he's doing something-
26:21Believe it now?
26:22Ah, suck on that, bitches!
26:23I still don't believe it, but-
26:26Oh.
26:28Oh.
26:29It's legit.
26:29Where's his toes?
26:29This is a legit news site.
26:31There's his lady.
26:34He just has a condition where he's got gigantic hands.
26:37Is he playing dominoes or something?
26:38No, I think he's building something from Ikea, which is hard enough to do with regular hands.
26:43Fucking with those hands.
26:43Why is he doing that?
26:44I found his Instagram.
26:45So, right, it's legit.
26:48You think so, Jason?
26:49God, I have to spend half my life now defending everything I play.
26:51It's so true.
26:53I think it's real.
26:55No.
26:55I think it's real now?
26:56Yeah.
26:56Grew up with hands ten times larger than normal.
27:00If he could be doing basketball, that would be amazing.
27:02What the fuck?
27:05It's Hellboy1of1 on Instagram.
27:07That's what his name is.
27:08Hellboy.
27:09Yep.
27:10I'm going to blame him.
27:10Dude, he could block almost every shot with that hand.
27:15How are you going to shoot over that hand?
27:16Basketball player with the largest hands.
27:17But, okay, at least you know now it's legitimate.
27:20Okay, but I will say this.
27:22If he's beating you at basketball, throw him a Rubik's Cube or something like that.
27:28He can't drill.
27:29Like, good luck, bitch.
27:30He just bounces it off his hands.
27:33Right.
27:34But I think I saw him shoot.
27:36More weird fucking shit.
27:37Some of our listeners sent us from YouTube.
27:39This lady says, first off, amazing job with the Uncut Podcast.
27:43I love it.
27:44I really hope your last one wasn't the last.
27:46Now for the weird stuff I watch on YouTube.
27:48I have a feeling Chuck will understand.
27:50I love watching Korean pedicure videos to fall asleep to at night.
27:55No, she says, I don't have a foot fetish.
27:58It's something about the cleaning and the sense of relief.
28:01Like, it's almost an ASMR type thing.
28:04I attached a video, though, from one of my favorite podiatrists.
28:08They're very popular in Korea.
28:10They're called Fresh Foot Lee.
28:13Oh, whoa.
28:14Top video is 9.8 million views.
28:16The one I sent is tame.
28:19But I've seen much worse.
28:21If you want something worse, let me know.
28:23Oh, yeah.
28:24I've seen this.
28:25Yeah, I've watched these.
28:25Come on.
28:26I watched these.
28:28Yeah.
28:29If you watch this.
28:30Oh, I don't like the jump coming out.
28:32That is not relaxing.
28:32I don't like the jump.
28:33No.
28:34This relaxes me.
28:34It's not a regular pedicure.
28:35This relaxes you?
28:36This relaxes me.
28:37Get to a fucking doctor.
28:39No, fuck.
28:40No.
28:41Find the worst stuff.
28:43See, the worst stuff would be like.
28:45It's so gross.
28:46I can't even watch that.
28:47Like dirt.
28:48You have to find like.
28:49No, I can't watch that shit.
28:50Like flies and stuff.
28:51No, I can't.
28:51No.
28:52Mm-hmm.
28:53Come on.
28:53Oh, why does this relax you?
28:55How are you okay with this?
28:57Because you just got to do it.
28:59You just got to do it.
29:00It's got to be done.
29:01It's got to be worse.
29:02I hate feet like that.
29:03It's so gross.
29:04Honestly, if I had my way.
29:06If I walked in and someone watching that, I'd be like, good night.
29:10You're sure?
29:11Damn, Dave.
29:13Oh, wow.
29:13Good night.
29:14There's certain videos.
29:15I'm not saying just this.
29:16There's certain things.
29:17If I saw people watching, I'd just be like, put them down.
29:19Put them down.
29:20You can't be in charge of the internet.
29:20I literally have watched this so many times.
29:23So I.
29:24Dave wants me dead.
29:26I just think there's no recovery from you.
29:29What a crazy super villain you are.
29:32Yeah.
29:32Just sneak around at night.
29:34He just kills people in the back of the head because they're watching stuff.
29:37You don't want to prove up.
29:38What are you watching?
29:38Fresh foot?
29:40No, it's good.
29:41Thank you for sharing that with us.
29:43Yeah.
29:44No, I.
29:44At first I was like, oh, my God, I don't know what this person's really even talking about.
29:49Then.
29:49But then once I saw them do this and you realize that in those places, they will do the things
29:55that over here.
29:56Oh, you'd have to go to the doctor to have done.
30:00Yeah.
30:00But they will use a blade and cut all the way down the nail into the nail bed and like
30:06slice a whole section of their ingrown hair.
30:09I can't.
30:09You got to look up this person, but then ingrown toenail.
30:13Yeah, I'll do that in my own time.
30:16We got other stuff to get.
30:17Do we though?
30:18Do we?
30:19We do it.
30:19We do.
30:20Here's something else that someone sent along that they found.
30:23Lesbian clowns.
30:25Okay.
30:26Yeah.
30:26I've also watched some of this.
30:28It's not as graphic as I was hoping it would be, but I got to watch clowns.
30:34Where did they go?
30:35These fucking lesbian clowns.
30:37I don't know.
30:39Did you close it down in a panic?
30:40Maybe.
30:41I haven't opened it yet.
30:42That's the problem.
30:43Here they are.
30:46Yeah.
30:46I got tons of this.
30:49Oh, I don't know.
30:49Did Chuck send this to you?
30:51It seems like something he would.
30:53So instead of pulling like, you know, tissues out of their pocket, never ending, it's just
30:57bras.
30:58She keeps pulling off bras.
31:00That's their funny clown bit.
31:01I'm fine with it.
31:03Do they get naked?
31:05No, they don't.
31:06What the hell are you watching it for?
31:08They don't.
31:08Maybe eventually.
31:09Screw this.
31:11Yeah.
31:12Do they get naked?
31:13They get naked?
31:14Turn the camera around.
31:16Show me the nudity.
31:17Hey.
31:18Yeah.
31:19He wants to see him tits.
31:20That's Ryan the perv coming in from the other room.
31:23Yeah.
31:23No, I, there's probably three or four different, uh, some of these like gothy clowns that,
31:29uh, at least, I don't know if I follow them.
31:32They just randomly pop up in my shit because of the goth mommy stuff I watch, but a lot
31:39of people are sure.
31:40I don't follow any of it.
31:40That's the thing about it.
31:41I don't follow any of it.
31:43It just knows.
31:43It just knows.
31:44It just knows.
31:44Yeah.
31:45It knows what you want to see.
31:46Well, there you are just yanking your crank on a daily basis and doing it for free.
31:50What are you thinking?
31:51As we speak, there is a company that's willing to pay you to pleasure yourself on their dime.
31:59I'm rich.
32:01Um, what is it called here?
32:04Uh, J O I A I.
32:07Okay.
32:07So joy, joy, A I it's a jerk off, jerk off instruction.
32:12Jerk off instruction.
32:13A I is currently seeking 10 people willing to get hands on with their daily guided masturbation
32:21feature.
32:23Their job is actually titled masturbation consultant.
32:27Hi, my name's Chuck.
32:29I'm your masturbation consultant.
32:31That's it.
32:31That's fucking over.
32:32It's time for me to teach you to masturbate.
32:35That's so disgusting.
32:36Everybody undo your pants.
32:38Reach down, Dave, and give it a...
32:40Okay.
32:41All right.
32:42Slide your hand down your chest and over your belly.
32:45That's it.
32:46That's going to wrap it up.
32:46And that's going to do it for Uncut!
32:48Uncut is done.
32:50And with your other hand, reach back and tickle your answer.
32:54We know what he's into now.
32:56Put a little finger in your bum.
32:57Anal play Watson.
32:58Your little, your little tight butt.
33:00Okay.
33:00Tight little asshole needs to be fixed.
33:02You guys.
33:03Your tight, tight little asshole, Dave.
33:05Finger your tight asshole for us.
33:07Shut the fuck up.
33:09Now that you're fully erect.
33:12Now that I'm about to come on you.
33:14Oh, fuck, Chuck.
33:19So awkward.
33:21Thank you, Lisa.
33:22Yes, it is.
33:23Yes, it is.
33:24I can only really say that about Dave.
33:28Come for me, Dave.
33:29Okay.
33:30That's too...
33:30Now it's too...
33:31No more come talk, boys.
33:33Let it out.
33:34So it's...
33:35Let it out, Dave.
33:36It's all for science.
33:44Oh, you missed a spot.
33:46Oh.
33:48Are you done with the come talk?
33:50I don't know.
33:51No, I never thought I'd say come for me, Dave, before, but...
33:54There it is.
33:55Yeah.
33:56There it is.
33:56Is that it?
33:57There it is.
33:59So, of course, you got to be 18 or over to apply.
34:01The job lasts four weeks.
34:02It pays two grand.
34:04Not bad.
34:04Four weeks, so I got to jerk off every single day and, like, make a video about it.
34:10So I guess I'm talking people through, like, it's, like, jerk off instruction stuff would
34:15be exactly like what I'm saying.
34:18It'd be like, oh, yeah, grab it, stroke it, do whatever.
34:21But then I also am doing it, which is weird, because usually it's a woman telling you to
34:26do it.
34:26So, yeah, but so they're going to guide you.
34:28You do it and then rate how it was.
34:30You rate how it affects your stress, your sleep quality, your mood, your confidence.
34:34Okay, so hold on a sec.
34:36Am I watching a lady's jerk off instructions, masturbating, and then giving it a score at
34:41the end or something?
34:42Yes, that's incredible.
34:44That sounds right.
34:44Yeah, that sounds like...
34:45Well, sign me up.
34:46You're testing their AI.
34:48They want to know how it goes.
34:50It's an AI model giving you a jerk off instruction.
34:51Yes, you were too busy talking about coming on me to listen to it.
34:54Come on us, Dave.
34:56Come on us.
34:56We were the models.
34:57Yeah.
34:58And you're masturbating.
34:59Right.
35:00Yes.
35:02Ideal applicants need to be articulate, observant, and impossible to blush.
35:06Oh, hi, Dave.
35:10He's like the most annoying little brother you've ever had.
35:14Okay, Dave.
35:15It's time to masturbate.
35:18It's a little too deep if you ask me.
35:22I think it's right on.
35:23Have you guys ever done this?
35:25Have you done jerk off instruction?
35:28Absolutely.
35:28What do you think?
35:30You have.
35:30What do you think?
35:31You have.
35:32I could tell you some of my favorite people.
35:34Come on.
35:35100%.
35:35So it's just a lady, and you're looking at her or just listening to her?
35:39No, you're watching.
35:41Oh, we're watching.
35:41There's usually a countdown.
35:42Are you familiar?
35:44Yes.
35:44Countdown to come?
35:45Yes.
35:47They're awesome.
35:48So you are...
35:50Your goal is to come when she tells you to come?
35:53Yeah.
35:53But not until then?
35:54No, I always go off at about eight.
36:01At least I'm sorry.
36:02You asked.
36:02You're asking these questions.
36:03I know.
36:03I know.
36:04But I've never done this.
36:06I don't know what it's about.
36:07Oh, man.
36:08It's great.
36:08It's really hard to make it to one.
36:11We'll start with one.
36:13Ten.
36:14Yeah.
36:14Oh, ten to one.
36:16Eight.
36:16That's ten seconds.
36:17But there's a lot of buildup.
36:19No, there's like a lot of buildup, and then they'll start the countdown, and by then it's...
36:23That's what mommy wants you to finish.
36:29He's watching older ladies, for sure.
36:32For sure.
36:34Oh, that's funny.
36:35No, it's not.
36:37It's all disturbing.
36:39Well, that was the most cum talk ever on an episode of Dave and Chuck the Free.
36:42Oh, I don't know about that.
36:43I don't know about that.
36:44I think so.
36:45Last week was real asshole heavy.
36:46This week's real cum heavy.
36:48Yeah.
36:48All right, Dave.
36:49The cum cast.
36:50It's a theme every week.
36:51You're going to cum in five.
36:52Okay.
36:53Four.
36:54Stop talking.
36:55Three.
36:56Two.
36:57All right.
36:58Oh, fuck off.
37:02Oh, fuck.
37:03That's what I heard.
37:05He came.
37:06He came.
37:10He didn't make it to one.
37:13It's hard.
37:14It's hard, Dave.
37:15Challenge yourself.
37:15It's hard.
37:16You got to build up to it, Dave.
37:17It happens to everybody their first time.
37:19Not a big deal.
37:20So, I'm very sexual in that way, in that sound.
37:25So, you're welcome.
37:27Glad I could get you there.
37:27That's going to do it for this episode of the Uncut Cumcast.
37:34That's it.
37:35Thanks for being with us.
37:36We hope never to do this again.
37:38Oh, we hope so.
37:39But we'll be here next week.
37:41I think everyone should say penis so we can take away the negative power of the word.
37:46Yeah?
37:47So, everybody?
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37:59Thank you for listening to Dave and Chuck the Freak.
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