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27:10and you forgot the cute guy oh right yes sorry just me and this cute guy and um the gate
27:20agent
27:20is just saying my name over and over and over and over again and then the cute guy comes over
27:25why weren't they calling his name too you you keep saying you were the last two passengers
27:32but they were only calling your name ignore him keep going so he comes over and he says i uh
27:40you've never wondered no joseph never even thought about it well he's right here we can ask him now
27:49what what are you doing right now let's wait i'm just trying to understand the story i don't get
27:55why they weren't also calling your name it's weird i don't know why but it doesn't make sense let's
28:00get a drink wait wait hey i have a drink wait i want to know mickey
28:15okay it was february 15th right the day you met uh yes dude oh my god what i was finished
28:22see i was confused because i thought you two meant march but then she said february and that
28:29confused me more because i thought you were dating girl nikki in february 2023 so i checked her instagram
28:36and yeah she posted you on valentine's day that year and also you must have been dating girl nikki
28:41because you were going to bring her to our wedding which was on february 15th the wedding
28:48you skipped which was not in where were you flying to chicago it was not in chicago it was in
28:56california
28:58so i'm doing the math and i guess what really happened is that you were in austin with girl nikki
29:05and she dumped you either on valentine's day or the day after that's enough so she must have dumped
29:10you right before you were both supposed to fly to our wedding and you didn't get on the plane
29:15maybe because you're too ashamed to go to our wedding alone i don't know but you must have sat in
29:22that
29:22airport all day moping around looking for someone to save you because you're too codependent to be
29:30single for more than two minutes and then you found her an escape hatch all this time i thought you
29:37missed my wedding because you had the stomach flu and that you met her like a month later but actually
29:44you lied to both of us so that's why they weren't calling his name because he wasn't on the flight
30:03your soulmate's a liar
30:06how sure are you now 15 percent
30:12want to talk about fate how about the way you and i met okay you can shut up at your
30:17bird you can shut
30:18up now shut up nikki why don't you take rachel to meet uncle i'm just saying that's fate not this
30:26thank you jills i think i just saved your life
30:54i'm so sorry what the was that i am so sorry i had lied to you
30:59you lied to me about so many things oh sorry i shouldn't have done that i should have just been
31:05up front you lied to me today nikki i asked you why you were in austin you said you were
31:10visiting
31:10your college roommate i know but i did see him on that trip too
31:16does it really matter that i wasn't supposed to be on that flight we still had the best adventure we
31:23wouldn't have met otherwise we wouldn't be here right now we'd be strangers so who who cares if
31:28i was on the flight or not it does matter nikki it does matter because i finally thought that i
31:34met
31:34someone who felt the same things as me but no it turns out that you were just sad and single
31:40and you
31:41saw a scared girl at the airport and said oh fun an adventure well i am not a fucking adventure
31:46for
31:46you to go on rachel we're getting married it doesn't matter anymore the exact scenario under which we
31:51met nikki did you invite my dad to the wedding do not lie to me
32:09but it doesn't matter he didn't respond he's incoming why would you do that nikki i'm sorry i've
32:16regretted it immediately but you didn't have anyone coming and my parents kept asking me and asking me and
32:23i was afraid that you'd look back someday and wish he'd been here
32:28my fucking psychotic father who i haven't spoken to in 11 years i'm a huge mistake okay i knew it
32:35was
32:35wrong i'm sorry rachel i just i just want to be with you i'm sorry i'm so sorry i'm sorry
32:42i'm
32:42fucking up so much i'm sorry is it true that you got out of a relationship the day we met
32:56so what i'm like a rebound you're not a rebound i'm like a rebound rachel we're getting married
33:04you're not a rebound we are still getting married right
33:23you'd seriously consider throwing away everything that happened after that day all of the love and
33:29trust that we have now because i i didn't think the plane was going down when i met you
33:33yeah well maybe i shouldn't have saved your life that day oh yeah well you didn't the plane didn't
33:37you're not a fucking crash
33:44hi so sorry to interrupt but dinner is served by candlelight very romantic maybe it'll help change
33:51your all's attitude put on a happy face rachel you're wearing a t-shirt you're wearing you can't
33:57wear that i genuinely don't give a fuck oh my gosh she is so mean she looks poor poor you
34:02can't say that
34:03okay why not
34:17oh
34:50i just wanted to apologize on behalf of myself and my fiance for what happened earlier we really do
35:00appreciate you all being here and we do not intend to put on a show but hey free show
35:10i want to tell another story quickly a different story um so i'm going to die on sunday
35:21it's not a joke really there is a horrible
35:26fucked up curse that has plagued my bloodline for centuries and if i don't marry my soulmate by sundown on
35:31sunday i will die and if i don't get married the curse will spread to his bloodline which is like
35:45i don't think i don't think i don't think i told you that part
35:49i mean put yourself in my position would you have married that person
35:54what is she really think about her do you want me to stop her but don't worry because i i
35:59wouldn't do
36:00that to you that's enough it happened to my mother she got married and died right over there actually on
36:08the other side of these woods so i just found out that i was actually born in this place which
36:12is
36:12actually kind of crazy because and now it appears i'm going to die here as well so
36:17yes you are right it is actually kind of like cosmic fate porsche so to echo your sentiment dr cunningham
36:24here's one to fate
36:38that was the plane crashing
36:47please keep eating
37:08my death
37:11It haunts him like a ship without a sail I know I'll be gone soon, but just for him I
37:29will prevail
37:33He doesn't like it when I cry He doesn't like it when I cry
37:45He doesn't like it when I cry And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time
38:07My death, it haunts me like a ship without a sail I know I'll be gone soon, but just for
38:26him I will prevail
38:32He doesn't like it when I cry And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time
39:01He doesn't like it when I cry He doesn't like it when I cry
39:13He doesn't like it when I cry And now he's gone, so I'm crying all the time
39:44He doesn't like it when I cry
39:52He doesn't like it when I cry
39:53He doesn't like it when I cry
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