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00:07Here comes Lippy and Hardy!
00:17The most lovable, laughable, Lippy by bar!
00:21Lippy, the lion, and Hardy by heart!
00:32Oh, dear. Oh, my. I just know we took a wrong turn at that last pyramid.
00:39We're lost. I just know it.
00:41Who's lost? I always know where I am.
00:47I'm at the bottom of a sand trap. That's where I am.
00:51Oh, Lippy, if it isn't a mirage, I see someone.
00:56Farewell, oh, cruel, cruel world.
00:59Pardon me, Sahib.
01:01My name's not Sahib. It's Aubinzik.
01:05Aubinzik? Oh, that's too bad.
01:07A little rest and fresh air and you'll be back in the pink.
01:10As I was saying, farewell, oh, cruel, cruel world.
01:15Wait! I wouldn't do that if I was you.
01:18Oh, yes, you would if your precious ruby had been stolen by that mean, chic, abba-bad guy.
01:25So this is the end.
01:26Hold it. You don't want to do that to yourself.
01:31Before I was so rudely interrupted.
01:34Maybe Hardy and I can get your precious ruby back for you.
01:38You're either very brave or lots dumber than you look.
01:42Here, take my flying carpet.
01:45It will fly you to chic abba-bad guy's desert hideout and rots of rock.
01:53Ah, magic carpet. The only way to fly.
01:58I just know we're flying into trouble.
02:01Oh, me. Oh, my.
02:03Look, Lippy. A middle eastern Las Vegas.
02:07That could be where abba-bad guy lives.
02:10Why don't we stop this flying machine?
02:17Boy, when we drop in for dinner, we drop in for dinner.
02:23Mangrels, infidels, who dares to interrupt chic abba-bad guy's coffee break?
02:28We did make quite a splash, didn't we?
02:31Well, we'll just pick up Bob and Zick's precious ruby and be on our way.
02:38I'm laughing on you.
02:41Laugh, jolly boy, but we're still gonna get that ruby.
02:44Oh, we're gonna get it all right.
02:47Oh, my. Oh, dear.
02:50So, you're gonna take my ruby, eh?
02:53You wouldn't dare use that sword.
02:55Oh, I wouldn't.
02:59I dare you not do that again.
03:02Let's quit while we're ahead, Lippy.
03:05Yeah, we better quit while we still got ahead.
03:09Come back, you infidels.
03:11When I catch you, I slice you like salami.
03:14Quick, Hardy, run into this nightclub.
03:17You will never get that way.
03:23Oh, dear.
03:24I just know this isn't gonna work.
03:26I always knew we'd buffed in the showbiz, Hardy.
03:30Mind if I join the act, girls?
03:32I know some real keen knife tricks.
03:35Sorry, pal, but we always work alone.
03:39Oh, I love them!
03:41We're the boys!
03:43Bravo!
03:44Bravo!
03:45Bravo!
03:46Well, what do you know?
03:48I'm a hit in showbiz.
03:51Boy!
03:52Huh!
03:52What a ham actor he is!
03:54Let's find Aubin Six Precious Ruby
03:56and get out of this Persian pad pronto.
03:59Did I hear someone mention my name?
04:02I'm Aubin Six Precious Ruby.
04:05Ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:07Wow!
04:08We were expecting a big Ruby, but this is ridiculous.
04:12Uh, we've come to take you home to Aubin Six.
04:15But for the life of me, I don't know why.
04:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:20This is a lot to ask of a little old Rorug.
04:24Hey, there's old sicky boy now.
04:27Ruby, my precious Ruby, come to Papa Ruby, dear baby.
04:33Up and sick, my dreamboat.
04:39My big strong up and sick.
04:42My little Ruby.
04:44My aching head.
04:46Hardy?
04:46Here, Lippy.
04:47The next time I try to play Cupid, I want you to kick me real hard.
04:53It'll be a pleasure, Lippy.
04:55It'll be a pleasure.
04:57Oh, dear.
04:58Oh, my.
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