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00:00.
00:16Cool cat.
00:18He's just a cool cat.
00:22He's no one's food.
00:25That long hair for Bear don't care.
00:29Cat, he's just a cool cat.
00:40Call this big game hunting?
00:43I do not.
00:45I haven't shot a single thing since I've been in this jungle.
00:50And I was so hoping to shoot something nice.
01:00Give!
01:02A periscope!
01:07Right on target!
01:15I thought I'd shot a putty-tat.
01:18A tiger-type putty-tat.
01:21Prepare for action!
01:28асибо
01:46Quick, let's split the scene. Somebody's shooting at us.
02:00Somebody is shooting at us.
02:03All the dumb trickster of Wolf War, that is the dumbest.
02:08Here, let me help you.
02:11Oh, no!
02:13Roar!
02:14Roar!
02:19How about that?
02:20A hunter was tracking you.
02:22We better get out of here.
02:27You're not very bright, are you?
02:29Come on.
02:35He's gone!
02:36My four-wheel-drive elephant is gone!
02:39That seeming tiger has gone too far.
02:43Nobody steals my pachydermy.
02:46This means war!
02:51I can't understand what a nice elephant like you is doing in a place like this.
02:59Hey!
03:01Come back here!
03:06What's wrong with you?
03:09Have you slipped your gears?
03:15What's the matter with this stupid trap door?
03:18It seems stuck!
03:25You're not my elephant, are you?
03:35Now, the first thing you've got to learn is how to find some food.
03:40Food is very important, especially when you're hungry.
03:44Now, what kind of chai would you prefer?
03:48How about an exploding pineapple?
03:59One, two, three, four.
04:02Hmm.
04:04Must be some kind of new tropical fruit.
04:07Uh, would you care to try it?
04:09No, huh?
04:11Well, I don't blame you.
04:13Let's find something else.
04:15Forty-six?
04:17Forty-seven?
04:20A tarantula!
04:25Why, that's not a tarantula!
04:29It's...
04:30By Gussman?
04:32Molar?
04:34Incisor?
04:35Impacted Wisdom?
04:37Another molar?
04:42Ah, an old Tom Tom!
04:45The perfect place to ambush that tiger!
04:53A jungle telephone.
04:55We'll send out for something to eat.
05:00There!
05:01That should do it.
05:09Self-defense.
05:10That's it.
05:11You've got to learn to protect yourself.
05:13Let me show you a little jungle Judah.
05:19Okay.
05:20Now it's your turn.
05:29Bad elephant!
05:34Not that way.
05:37You weren't paying attention.
05:39Now let's try that again.
05:41Again?
05:43I quit!
05:44I give up!
05:46Goodbye forever!
05:59Uh, how far to the nearest gas station?
06:03Just down that road, about 2,000 miles.
06:11Hmm.
06:13They're not making elephants like they used to anymore.
06:18Hm.
06:27They're not making elephants like they used to anymore.
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