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00:00Tonight, face to face at last for the Super Clash,
00:04the Twin Towers versus the Mega Powers.
00:06It all started in the golden days of summer, when the madness joined the menu to mark
00:10the first triumph of the Mega Powers, the Hulkster, Macho Man, and the lovely Miss Elizabeth.
00:16But very soon, the lying smile of Brother Love betrayed the Hulkster.
00:20Stunned by the brutal boss man, and blinded by the Sly Slickster,
00:24the Hulkster barely survived a beating that would have crippled the lesser man.
00:27Justice came swiftly for Brother Love, but the Sly Slickster continued his vile agenda
00:31as his bully boys, boss men, and Hakeem, who will harbor the Mega Powers.
00:35Ejected from the ring that night, the treacherous twins were soon back to their dirty work,
00:40double-teaming the lone Hulkster.
00:42But then, the ultimate in cowardice, the handcuffing and vicious manhandling of the lovely Miss Elizabeth,
00:48enraging the Macho Man Randy Savage to this heroic rescue.
00:52But Sly Slickster's response, a barbaric assault in the exposed spinal column of the Macho Man,
00:58rendering the brave champion helpless.
00:59Only the full brunt of Hulkamania could deter this treacherous threesome,
01:04and issue the challenge to clash.
01:05Fair and square, team versus team, tonight in the main event.
01:27Let's go, Andy!
01:28Let's go!
01:28Let's go, Andy!
01:31Let's go, Andy!
01:33Let's go.
01:35Come on, Andy.
01:54Welcome, everyone, to the main event, live from the brand new $50 million
02:00Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
02:03We're in front of 20,000 screaming fans.
02:06We'll bring you the very best in sports entertainment.
02:13Well, everyone, I'm Vince McGann along with Jesse Dabati Ventura.
02:16And I think I can say I speak for both of us in stating that we truly are going to
02:20have
02:20one of the great World Wrestling Federation main events tonight,
02:23the tag team matchup that will pit the Mega Powers against the Twin Towers.
02:27Wait a minute, McMahon. You never speak for me. I'm the man that tells it like it is.
02:32And I'm telling you that this matchup will be simple arithmetic.
02:36This superclass will add up to victory for the Twin Towers.
02:41I don't follow.
02:42McMahon, even a wimp like you that went to Harvard must have played poker sometime in your life.
02:47Three of a kind will always beat a pair every time.
02:51The three Twin Towers will always beat the two Mega Powers every time.
02:56But, Jesse, I think you're forgetting the ace in the hole.
02:59What about the presence of Miss Elizabeth?
03:01She'll get lost in the shuffle, McMahon.
03:05You've been accused from time to time, Jesse, of not playing with a full deck in your own right.
03:10We're gonna have one whale of a main event right here after this commercial message.
03:18All right, we are back at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee standing by right now.
03:23Mean Gene Oakland with him, I believe, are the Twin Towers.
03:27Take it, Mean Gene.
03:28Chris Whitby.
03:29You might learn a lesson, but I didn't learn a thing at all.
03:33I'm gonna stay and I'm by your side, you'll take a thing.
03:39Ain't no doubt, gonna win.
03:43I walked through hell ain't bad compared to where we've been.
03:48Oh, oh, you can't take care of me.
03:54Rolling over, rolling over.
03:59No, don't I intend to be.
04:04I'm the one who always makes you laugh until you die.
04:09And you can't follow me until the day you die.
04:15I can't make a man know.
04:20Here's one thing I know.
04:25All my life, you're a friend of mine.
04:47What is wrong with you, man?
04:48What do you mean what the heck is wrong with me?
04:49Why did you leave me out there?
04:50What is wrong with you?
04:52What is wrong with you?
04:54What is wrong with you?
04:54You knocked her down, man.
04:55I knew it was an accident.
04:57Listen, let me tell you something about Hulkamania.
05:03You're wrong, man.
05:04You're wrong.
05:05No, you're wrong.
05:05You're way out of line.
05:06No, you're wrong.
05:07You're out of line.
05:08Let me tell you why you're out of line.
05:09You got jealous eyes right there.
05:11Right there, look at me with jealous eyes.
05:13Because you're a former champion.
05:15Hulkamania is just in the win.
05:16I was tearing you.
05:18I'm not number three in the leg of powers.
05:19I'm number one.
05:21You guys got me in the back seat.
05:22You're way out of line.
05:23Hold on, wait a minute.
05:24Hold on.
05:24No, just slow down, man.
05:26Hold on, slow down.
05:27Wait a minute.
05:28No, you're way out of line.
05:29No, man to man.
05:30You've never asked me for a title shot.
05:32You know why?
05:33You know why, Elizabeth?
05:34Because you can't beat me.
05:35You're wrong.
05:36No, you can't beat me.
05:36Don't touch me.
05:37No, you can't beat me.
05:38No, you didn't come at me like a man.
05:41You're jealous because I'm the World Wrestling Federation champion now.
05:43And I'm gonna be a long time from now.
05:45No, you didn't want to come at me.
05:46You're wrong.
05:47You're wrong.
05:47No, I'm gonna tell you what you're wrong about more than anything else.
05:52I can take anything, but I'm gonna tell you something right now.
05:55Those eyes right there, those eyes lost Elizabeth.
05:59You understand that?
06:00My face.
06:01You got lost for Elizabeth right there.
06:03And I'm gonna tell you, it makes me sick.
06:04I can't even stand and look at you.
06:05You turned my guts into it.
06:06If you wanted to come at me, man to man, for the belt, I would beat you.
06:10One, two, three.
06:11That would be okay.
06:12Try and talk some sense into this guy, man.
06:15Try and talk some sense into it.
06:20Big time.
06:22Big time.
06:24I'm a man, daddy.
06:25I need a man, daddy.
06:27I need a man, daddy.
06:28I need a man, daddy.
06:29Daddy.
06:30Come on, daddy.
06:30Come on, daddy.
06:31You wanna be a champion?
06:32You wanna feel what the madness is all about?
06:34God.
06:35Get out of the way.
06:37Okay, I'm gonna splatter you right on him.
06:39I'm gonna splatter you right on him.
06:41God.
06:42Get out of the way.
06:43No, somebody get some help back there.
06:45Go.
06:46Somebody stop that idiot.
06:48I understand that.
06:49Okay, Hulk Hogan.
06:50What are you talking about, idiot?
06:51This is what the macho man is all about right here, brother.
06:54I'm not.
06:55I'm not.
06:56What are you doing, man?
06:57What are you doing?
06:58Who?
06:59Brutus Binkett.
07:00Back there with Randy Savage.
07:02Get him out of here.
07:03Somebody get him out of here.
07:04Hulk Hogan severely beaten by Randy Savage.
07:08Man, you cool it.
07:09Now you get out of here, Randy.
07:10Now you cool it.
07:13No, no, no.
07:17I'll get out of here because I wanna get out.
07:19Somebody get Savage out of here.
07:21Yeah.
07:21Get him out of here.
07:22Yeah.
07:23Somebody get out of here.
07:26Come on, Hulk Hogan.
07:27Get him out of here.
07:28Go get him.
07:29Get him out of here.
07:31Get him out of here.
07:33Get him.
07:34Get him out of here.
07:35God.
07:38We are back with more of the main events.
08:00Hercules begging his entrance, but Jesse, I have to get your reaction to what we have seen thus far.
08:05Well, I'll tell you what, McMahon, did I or did I not predict the last month or so that there
08:11was major problems between the Mega Powers?
08:15And I think what we saw here tonight was just the explosion of those problems that had been building and
08:21building and building.
08:23Yes, but how unfortunate that Miss Elizabeth was involved physically.
08:28Well, that's too bad is all I can say.
08:30She wants to dance to the music. You got to eventually pay the fiddler.
08:35The fiddler. You want to be a manager? Those things can happen.
08:39I just can't fathom the accusations made by the Macho Man Randy Savage toward Hulk Hogan.
08:45The hoster is back in the first aid room still. I think we're going to pick up an interview with
08:49him and Mean Gene.
08:52All right. We are back in the first aid area. Hulk Hogan is back here.
08:56I was hoping to talk with him, but apparently that is not going to happen because of his current mental
09:01state.
09:02We will endeavor before we get off the air somehow to get to Hulk Hogan.
09:08Oh, word.
09:09All right, we are back.
09:10Thank you, Mean Gene, for that report, and-
09:14His opponent led towards the ring by his head guard, Virgil,
09:20making his winter residence in the Netherlands,
09:23weighing 260 pounds, the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
09:35Here's one of my favorite wrestlers right here, McMahon.
09:39Really? The man who can buy anything.
09:42Million Dollar Man and his bodyguard Virgil.
09:46This should be an outstanding matchup.
09:48And yes, that's what it's all about, I guess.
09:51Look at this.
09:53Look at Hercules.
09:54Now what type of sportsmanship is that?
09:57Looks like Jesse Ventura style to me.
10:02And where's he gonna go with him?
10:06Hercules, with tremendous power, drives a knee to the spine area.
10:10Hercules with a clothesline.
10:12Hercules, look at this, with Virgil.
10:17I guess Herc don't wanna be a slave, does he?
10:21I guess not.
10:23The Million Dollar Man allegedly bought the contract of Hercules from Bobby Heenan,
10:27and wanted to transform him in his own personal whatever.
10:32Hercules balked at it.
10:34This is the result.
10:35Look at this.
10:36Hercules is just cleaning house.
10:38Well, Hercules is starting off fast, but I'll tell you what.
10:41The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, is a very accomplished wrestler.
10:45And if Hercules don't get him right now, we could well see a different result before this is over.
10:51And what's happening here?
10:52My goodness.
10:56The Million Dollar Man takes a tremendous slam.
11:02And it doesn't matter about the size of your bank account right about now, Jesse.
11:06Well, that's true.
11:08You know, money's not gonna buy him out of that ring, I don't think.
11:10He's gonna have to wrestle, and right now the advantage is totally with Hercules.
11:14And again a knee to the spine, this time driving DiBiase all the way to the outside.
11:22Hercules mightier than ever thus far here tonight.
11:26Uh-oh.
11:32We are told at the conclusion of this matchup we will go back to the first aid room where we,
11:40as Gene Overland stated, looking at an interview from Hulk Hogan.
11:45And look at that move.
11:46That was cleverly done.
11:47Look at that brilliant move.
11:49What a red hot move right there by the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
11:52Took control of Hercules, flipped him outside the ring, and now we'll see how tough the man from Olympus is.
12:02DiBiase pouring it on.
12:03Series of right hands continuing.
12:07DiBiase right here, right there.
12:09Hercules back into the ring.
12:11Ted DiBiase now with the advantage.
12:18This is the point in the match where we'll find out what Hercules has got left in of McMahon,
12:23because DiBiase has changed the course of this match.
12:26And now, Hercules is on rubber leg street.
12:30DiBiase ramming the fist.
12:33And again.
12:37And we're gonna see a cover and the match could be over to him.
12:40No sir.
12:41A kick out with authority, Jess.
12:43I think we're gonna see a lot more of Hercules in the matchup.
12:46Well, Hercules doesn't have any sign of quitting him at this point in the bout.
12:49He's gonna have to be pinned or I don't think he'll submit.
12:54Knee rammed to the midsection by the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase.
12:58And this is where DiBiase is very, very good.
13:02Using those ropes, using aerial tactics for quite a big man.
13:06Down into the forehead.
13:10And things looking pretty rosy for the Million Dollar Man at the moment.
13:13A cover.
13:14Again, we get two.
13:16No, another kick out with authority by Hercules.
13:19Well, DiBiase is gonna have to try some type of move to tie up Hercules,
13:24some type of cradle move that he can tie up those arms and legs and
13:27not give him a chance to kick out.
13:30DiBiase trying to go up in the suplex, blocked by the mighty Hercules a moment ago.
13:34Another block.
13:35But this time, yes.
13:37Reversal, it's DiBiase on the receiving end.
13:39And Hercules saved himself with that move.
13:42His tremendous strength is the way he was able to accomplish that.
13:46He overpowered the Million Dollar Man and applied that classic suplex.
13:53DiBiase with Hercules trying to set him up.
13:56What's this going to be now?
13:58As he did a buckle, rams the face.
14:01Million Dollar Man with a nice edge.
14:03What a chopper that was.
14:05Followed through with a right hand.
14:07Blistering.
14:09Nice reversal.
14:10Uh-oh.
14:11But he walked right into that one.
14:13He left himself wide open for Ted DiBiase size 12 right there.
14:20Despite the excitement in this match, a lot of fans certainly still continuing to
14:24think of what they saw.
14:26Right out here with the mega powers apparently exploding.
14:30I knew that that was like a stick of dynamite McMahon with a very short fuse and
14:36eventually that fuse was gonna burn out and we saw it here tonight.
14:40Macho Man taking matters into his own hands.
14:43Tired of Hogan with his remarks and his handling of Elizabeth all the time.
14:48He took it into his own hands and I love it.
14:51My personal opinion, the Macho Man is all wrong with his thoughts about Hulk Hogan.
14:56Time will tell, DiBiase to the buckle.
15:04And again, and again, and again.
15:06One, five, six, seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.
15:14Hercules better watch the referee.
15:16It's getting very close to a disqualification.
15:19Ted DiBiase off the ropes, now power slam.
15:23And he hit that power slam with a lot of authority.
15:28Hercules, feeling the power of 20,000 fans behind him.
15:35Setting up the Million Dollar Man now.
15:37Hercules getting set, here he goes.
15:39Uh-oh.
15:40DiBiase wisely sidestepping the mighty Hercules.
15:43I love that because no matter what predicament DiBiase gets into in that ring,
15:47he's always thinking.
15:50And thinking is so very important, and they're not just boot strength.
15:53You gotta be able to use your mind.
15:55Wait a minute, what's Virgil doing?
15:56I think he has the chain of Hercules.
15:59Yes, he's wrapped it around the turnbuckle.
16:04DiBiase with Hercules.
16:08What's he gonna do now?
16:09Ooh, what a chop.
16:11No.
16:12Here goes Hercules into the chain.
16:14No.
16:15Hercules, Hercules breaks.
16:17It backfired.
16:19Cover, that's it.
16:21Two and- No.
16:22Can't believe he kicked out of that.
16:23Unbelievable DiBiase could kick out of that.
16:26It backfired on him and Virgil.
16:28That's it.
16:29The Million Dollar Man trying to buy some time, but Hercules having no part of it.
16:36DiBiase back to the buckle again.
16:40And Virgil distracting the official.
16:43Hercules has DiBiase up, the backbreaker.
16:46That's it, the match is over.
16:47It's all over.
16:50Come on, ref, turn around.
16:52It ain't over until he said- Wait a minute.
16:54Referee's going back over to the chain.
17:00Come on.
17:02A roll up.
17:03They got him down.
17:04No, ref, no.
17:06He got him.
17:06He got him.
17:08I told you that he's a thinker.
17:12The Million Dollar Man,
17:15Ted DiBiase.
17:20Hercules.
17:24Slamming away.
17:26Hercules is hot and justifiably so.
17:29Yeah, but he lost the match.
17:31The Million Dollar Man and Virgil outsmarted him.
17:35Hercules with chain in hand now.
17:38And he's going to clear the ringside area.
17:40As right now we are told standing by with the Hulkster back in the medical room is in fact mean
17:48Gene Oakland.
17:49Gene, if you can hear us, please take it.
17:52All right, I thank you very much Vince and Jesse.
17:55We've been watching this situation ever since the explosion earlier on.
17:58Back here on the first state room.
18:00I'm going to get a chance now, I think, to talk to Hulk Hogan after everything that's happened.
18:04Hulk Hogan.
18:08I don't think I am going to get a chance to talk to him.
18:11I don't think so.
18:13Randy!
18:13He's a-
18:15He's a-
18:16He's a-
18:18Oh, yes!
18:19What are you doing?
18:23Oh, no!
18:26Oh, my God!
18:30Oh!
18:30I-
18:31That doesn't matter!
18:33Oh!
18:36kill us what you need to kill us man what does you mean to kill us what does you mean
18:44to kill us
18:45Oh, God.
18:47Oh, my son, man.
18:50Oh, my son.
18:53Oh, my son.
18:55Help me.
18:59Help me.
19:00Help me.
19:02Oh, God.
19:05Randy!
19:06Randy!
19:08Randy!
19:10Randy!
19:16Randy!
19:16Randy!
19:18Are you kidding me?
19:18Yes, please.
19:18Yes, that is.
19:37I really don't know.
19:39Don't say so why?
19:39Oh, I don't know.
19:41Isn't that sad?
19:44Sorry?
23:29I don't know.
23:33I don't know.
23:33I don't know.
23:35Where's Randy?
23:36Hey, what's the matter?
23:37Watch out.
23:40Where's she at?
23:41Where's she at?
23:42Where's she at?
23:46Where's she at?
23:47Where's she at?
23:47Where's she at?
23:49Where's she at?
23:50Come on.
23:52Get out of my way.
23:54Get out of my way.
23:56Randy.
24:00Randy.
24:01Randy.
24:02Where are you at?
24:03Randy.
24:04Where's she at?
24:05Randy.
24:07Get out of my way.
24:08Randy.
24:12Randy.
24:13Randy.
24:14Come on.
24:14Randy.
24:16Randy.
24:17Not worth it.
24:18Get out of my way.