00:07Here comes Lippy and Hardy.
00:17The most lovable, laughable, Lippy by bar.
00:21Lippy, the lion, and Hardy by heart.
00:32Sniff that prairie breeze, Hardy. Mmm, boy.
00:37I ain't got the strength, Lippy. We haven't eaten for seven days.
00:42Threat no more, Hardy, cause we are coming to the town of Oats' Goats.
00:47But how are we gonna get food? We're broke.
00:50Where there's a town, there's food. And I got an angle to get some free.
00:55Now here's the deal.
01:00Oh, dear. Oh, my. I just know it's not gonna work.
01:07Run for your lives! Head for the hills! Trouble's coming, Sheriff!
01:12Trouble? Don't tell me old Six-Gun Donny's a common stranger.
01:17Worse than that, it's half a second Hardy. Why, he can draw and fire a Six-Gunny in half a
01:23second.
01:23That ain't such a much.
01:25Six bullets? That is such a much.
01:28Run for your lives! Half a second Hardy's a-comin'.
01:33Oh, dear. Oh, my.
01:38W-w-w-what do we do?
01:41Humor him. Give him anything he wants that'll pacify him.
01:45After he's pacified, then what?
01:47I am a bounty hunter. I'll take him to Abilene.
01:51Good thinking. Let's pacify him before it's too late.
01:54Right. Your slightest wish is our command, Mr. Half a Second.
01:59I'm hungry.
02:01You heard him. Quick! He wants food!
02:06Whatcha doin' now, Sheriff?
02:08He's eatin' like he hasn't had a bit all week.
02:11Aren't you forgettin' somethin', Hardy?
02:13Oop!
02:13No, I think I got everything.
02:16I mean me! How's about invitin' me to a bunch of lunch?
02:21Sorry, Lippy. It's all gone.
02:23Why, you little... Can I oughta...
02:26He must be mighty pacified to let you do that to him, stranger.
02:29Why, shucks no, Sheriff. I was just brushing the crumbs off the little crumbs.
02:35I mean, Mr. Half a Second.
02:38I'd like some dessert.
02:40Fine. Let me get it.
02:42Hurry before I lose my fierce temper.
02:45Yummy. I am famished.
02:48Drop that pie!
02:50Before I drop you.
02:53Now take it into that gunslinger before he drops us.
02:56Yes, sir.
02:58Here you are, sir.
03:01Man, that sure did pacify him.
03:04You better get him to Abilene before he gets un-pacified.
03:11Yahoo!
03:12Well, Sheriff, you old galoot, ain't you gonna speak howdy to me?
03:17Six-gun done.
03:19Yep, six-gun done.
03:21The fastest gun in all the West.
03:23Anyone care to challenge that?
03:25Not me.
03:26Or me.
03:27What he does, meet the new fastest gun in the West.
03:30Half a Second Hardy.
03:32That puny little old polecat.
03:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:36Shhh.
03:36You'll wake him up.
03:38Just how fast is he?
03:40He can draw and fire six bullets in half a second.
03:44Well, they don't call me six-gun done for nothing.
03:48And there they are.
03:49Six times six makes thirty-six bullets.
03:52Wake up, Hardy.
03:53We got company.
03:55Half a second, Hardy.
03:56You and me.
03:56You and me is gonna settle this man-to-man.
03:59Come on.
04:00Oh, dear.
04:02Oh, my.
04:03Oh, me.
04:07They've been in there a mighty long time.
04:10Look.
04:10Look.
04:11Somebody's coming out.
04:13It's Hardy.
04:14Hi, fellas.
04:16Hurrah for half a second Hardy.
04:19He's done away with six-gun done.
04:23Hardy.
04:23You didn't.
04:25Oh, dear, no.
04:27I talked him out of it.
04:29Oh, dear.
04:31Oh, me.
04:32Oh, my.
04:34Well, I'll be.
04:36And he didn't even fire a shot.
04:38Well, so long, fellas.
04:39See you in Abilene.
04:41Bye-bye.
04:42Hey, come back with that pie.
04:45Let's hit the trail, Hardy.
04:46I'm with you, Lippy.
04:48Stop, you thieving coyote.
04:51Ha, ha.
04:52Everybody got their just desserts around here.
04:55Now I'm just getting my desserts.
04:58Oh, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
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