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00:09¶¶
00:29Ooh, ow, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
00:34Ah, Louie! Ah, Louie!
00:38Take it off, Louie! Take it off! It hurts, Louie!
00:42Make it let go!
00:44Okay, okay, hold still!
00:46Hey, gee, Tranks, ah, that feels much better.
00:50Ooh, ah, ooh, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, let go!
00:54Now go away and stay out of trouble!
01:02Breathe, stupid, breathe.
01:04You forgot to breathe again.
01:10That's much better, Louie.
01:12Yeah, yeah, okay, much better.
01:14Now you run along into the next room and play.
01:23I fell down, Louie.
01:27Read to me what's on this pretty paper, Louie.
01:30Read to me what's on this pretty paper.
01:34Okay, let's have it.
01:35Last will and testament.
01:37I being of sound mind and...
01:39I leave one million dollars to my pet cat Heathcliff.
01:44In the event of his disappearance,
01:46the money goes to my pet bird, Louie.
01:49Uh-huh.
01:57Uh, you don't want me to read to you now, Heathcliff.
02:00Uh, I don't?
02:01Uh, no, uh, how would you like
02:03to take a nice long vacation, huh?
02:05Oh, boy, oh, a vacation.
02:08And no more pencils, no more books,
02:10no more teacher's dirty looks.
02:13Now, goodbye, Louie, goodbye.
02:15I'm sure gonna miss you, Louie.
02:18Goodbye.
02:19Yeah, yeah, okay.
02:20Goodbye, goodbye.
02:22Goodbye.
02:25Uh, I got homesick, Louie.
02:30Now, here's your dough.
02:32You know what to do when the cat comes out.
02:35Help! Help!
02:38Heathcliff!
02:38Help!
02:39Ow!
02:40Ow!
02:41Ow!
02:44Hang on, Louie.
02:46I'm coming.
02:47Here he comes.
02:48Now, remember, get him good.
02:54You shouldn't have oughta done that.
02:57Louie is my friend.
02:58Yes, sir, my best little pal.
03:09Yeah, what's that for, Louie?
03:11You wanna play games, don't you?
03:13Well, we're gonna play William Tell.
03:15Oh, boy.
03:16William Tell.
03:17William Tell.
03:18Uh, uh, who's he?
03:29Hey, now, whatcha doin'?
03:36I'm gonna play radio, Heathcliff.
03:38Do you wanna play?
03:39Sure.
03:40How do you play radio, Louie?
03:42Here, take these and stick them in your ears.
03:45Now, plug it in the wall.
03:51Magazine in the air.
03:58It works.
04:00Hey, give me back my radio.
04:10Goodie.
04:11We're gonna play train.
04:12All aboard.
04:30I've done a bad thing.
04:36Uh, Heathcliff, I, uh, got a surprise for you.
04:39A surprise, Louie?
04:41Here, close your eyes.
04:43Come on.
04:45Okay, Heathcliff, you can open your eyes now.
04:49Oh, boy! A birthday cake!
04:51Happy birthday to me!
04:54Happy birthday!
04:55Happy birthday to me!
04:58Hey, today ain't my birthday, Louie.
05:01Oh, yes, it is. Here, you light a...
05:09Oh, boy, it's pretty.
05:11Hey, there's four candles here and I'm only three.
05:16We won't need this one.
05:18Oh, yes, we will. You're four.
05:20Oh, no, I'm three.
05:26You're four.
05:27I am not. I'm three.
05:37Uh, now, look, Heathcliff, let's not get excited.
05:41You're four.
05:43No, I'm not, Louie.
05:45I'm only three years old.
05:53You're four!
06:09You're four!
06:10You was right, Louie. I'm four.
06:12I found my birth certificate and it says I'm four.
06:17So give me back my candle.
06:23Uh, uh, I'm going, Louie.
06:27Goodbye, Louie.
06:28Uh, I'm going.
06:31It's too bad you're going, Heathcliff.
06:32Because if you weren't going, you would inherit one million bucks.
06:36And you can't take it with you, you know.
06:43Uh, well, if I can't take it with me, I'm not going.
06:55Uh, well, if I can't take it with me, I'm sorry.
06:56Now, we're not going, I'm going.
06:56So, I can't take it for a moment.
06:56What, did you're going to get to the other person?
06:56Well, I'll bet you.
06:56I'll bet you.
06:56You know, I'll bet you, man.
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