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00:04You
00:33Oh, my God.
00:59Happy Halloween, Katie.
01:01You got a nice costume.
01:02You're late.
01:03I'm sitting alone in a cemetery.
01:05And you...
01:07Daryl, are you a piece of candy?
01:08Yeah, cool, huh?
01:10I figure when people see me, I'll make the candy they give out look small.
01:14So they'll overcompensate by giving us more.
01:17Smart, huh?
01:18Brilliant.
01:19Where's Jimmy?
01:20Getting his little cousin, I think.
01:22His mom's making him take her out with us.
01:27Hey, Bert.
01:29Got enough room in your trunk for all the candy we'll get?
01:33I said, do you have...
01:36Roll down the window.
01:37Ah, that's better.
01:39Now I can hear you.
01:40Sweet ride.
01:42What are you supposed to be?
01:43I'm a baseball player in his SUV.
01:46It's loaded with all the options, including anti-lock brakes and an atomic-powered laser cannon.
01:51Right on.
01:52I'm a piece of candy.
01:58Where's Jimmy?
01:59Oh, it's creepy out here.
02:02Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear.
02:08Cool.
02:09You're late.
02:10I know.
02:11I had to get the baby.
02:13Come on, Hannah.
02:14I'm coming, Jimmy.
02:15I'm coming.
02:27Hi, Katie.
02:28Hi, Daryl.
02:29Hi, Bert.
02:30Hi, Hannah.
02:31I like your fairy princess wings.
02:33Aren't they cool?
02:34I helped with the glitter.
02:36Really?
02:37My mom doesn't let me touch glitter.
02:39Not since that incident with the glue and the dog.
02:42My parents are giving out big candy bars for trick-or-treat.
02:46I brought one for everyone.
02:47Thanks.
02:48Thanks, Hannah.
02:49That's cool of you.
02:50I'll put this in my glove compartment for later.
02:53I can get my own Halloween candy.
02:55I don't need any baby's help.
02:59Now, my creatures of the night.
03:01Sorry to interrupt, Jimmy, but I'm not really a creature of the night.
03:05I'm a baseball player.
03:07And I'm a piece of candy.
03:09Don't look at me.
03:10I'm a full-fledged creature of the night.
03:13Roar!
03:17Daryl, there was nothing scary about a piece of candy.
03:21Hey!
03:21You could be a mean piece of candy.
03:24Like when you eat too much of it, and it finally gets you sick.
03:28That's good.
03:29I'm that last piece of candy that makes you sick.
03:36Now, Bert, baseball players play night games, right?
03:40That's true.
03:41So I'm like a half-creature of the night.
03:45Okay.
03:46Come now, my creatures.
03:48And half-creatures.
03:50And, uh, sick makers.
03:53And, Hannah, if you're about to say that you're a fairy princess and not a creature of the night either,
03:57I'm going to take you home right now.
04:00Now is our time.
04:02We become monsters surging forth.
04:05Let's see.
04:09Monsters!
04:12Jimmy!
04:15Jimmy!
04:16I'm sorry, Jimmy.
04:17I didn't know how powerful it was.
04:19What the heck were you shining that dumb thing around for?
04:22Flashback?
04:24Flashback.
04:25Hit it.
04:28Are you anxious to get outside with all the monsters, Pumpkin?
04:32Monsters?
04:33Oh, she'll be fine.
04:36She'll be with Jimmy and his friends.
04:38They're very responsible.
04:40Especially that Katie.
04:42She's got a good head on her shoulders.
04:44I'm just glad she's going with Daryl.
04:46He's so big and strong, he can take care of any monsters.
04:50Monsters?
04:51Ding-dong.
04:52Come on, honey.
04:53We both know Katie will look out for her.
04:55I trust that, Daryl.
04:57With his boyish good looks and sense of fair play.
04:59Good grief.
05:01Ding-dong.
05:02Don't worry, Pumpkin.
05:04Daryl will protect you from the monsters.
05:07Monsters?
05:08Ding-dong, ding-dong, ding-dong already!
05:11Oh, that must be Jimmy.
05:13I'll get it.
05:14Here you go, honey.
05:16Monsters can't stand flashlights.
05:19Hello, Jimmy.
05:20Oh, don't you look cute?
05:21Thanks.
05:23Happy Halloween.
05:24Hannah ready?
05:25Come on, Hannah.
05:28Don't worry, honey.
05:30If you get frightened, Jimmy's promise to take care of you.
05:34Okay, Mommy.
05:35Bye.
05:36Hey, Jimmy.
05:37Wait up.
05:39Yeah, that was a lot like it happened.
05:41Hey, I get to be in the next flashback.
05:44Hannah, shine your flashlight around and scare all the monsters, okay?
05:49I need to talk to these guys for a second.
05:52Okay, Jimmy.
06:01Okay, here's the plan.
06:03We're going to ditch Hannah.
06:05We all want lots of candy, don't we?
06:07Well, I don't know.
06:09So we'll scare her, and she'll run home, and then we can do what we want, okay?
06:13Well, she's kind of slow.
06:16Yeah, we can go faster as a group of big kids.
06:19And get twice as much candy without her.
06:21Then we're agreed.
06:23Follow me, and I'll make sure we have the best Halloween yet.
06:28I didn't find any monsters.
06:30Good work, Hannah.
06:31You're not scared, are you?
06:34Maybe a little.
06:35You want to be a big kid, right?
06:37Right.
06:38Well, if you're a big kid, you won't be afraid to trick-or-treat the Spook House.
06:47Years ago, on Halloween night, the people who lived here forgot to leave candy for the hungry monsters and got
06:55eaten for it.
06:58So now, every year, the new kid has to leave candy in the basement of the abandoned Spook House to
07:06keep the monsters from eating every kid in the world.
07:10And guess who's the new kid?
07:24Watch, the baby will turn and run.
07:33Now what?
07:34Your little cousin just went into the Spook House.
07:37I guess we'll just have to scare her ourselves.
07:40Follow my lead.
07:43Hannah, look!
07:44The owner's ghost!
07:45Over there!
07:49Leave your candy!
07:51It's your only home!
07:54I think I hear a skeleton rapping in the closet!
07:57You hear that witch laughing?
08:01For the werewolf how?
08:06You better hurry, Hannah.
08:08Get to the basement and throw some candy down there.
08:11Okay, Jimmy.
08:13We'll be right behind you.
08:23Jimmy?
08:25Jimmy?
08:25Katie?
08:26Anyone?
08:31Save your feet!
08:32Oh, my God.
09:13Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.
09:18Why are you crying?
09:21Because I like the sound of boo in Boo-hoo-hoo.
09:27Hannah Marie!
09:30Say hello to your scary godmother.
09:33My what?
09:34Scary godmother. Ta-da!
09:39You mean, you came because I was scared?
09:43Sure. I came because you needed me.
09:47Now, what were you so scared of that it made you cry?
09:50Monsters.
09:52Monsters? Boy, oh boy, are you in luck.
09:55Some of my best friends are monsters.
09:57Come on. I'll take you over to my realm in the front side and introduce you.
10:01Let's go!
10:08Hang on!
10:50There we go.
11:04What do you think?
11:09Homie.
11:10Very homie.
11:15Oh, I wish I could have seen her face when she turned around and we were gone.
11:22Priceless!
11:24You've been filling her head full of stories all night, Jimmy.
11:27She was so easy to scare.
11:30We'll wait right here for her.
11:32She'll come out screaming any second.
11:51What are you looking for?
11:53Can I help?
11:54Hmm, we've got to find Scully.
12:00He said he'd be here by now.
12:02Scully?
12:11A monster!
12:13That's no monster.
12:15It's just my broommate.
12:17Oh, my scary godmother.
12:19Sorry to be so late, but I just had to get these old bones bleached for the party.
12:24You look 300 years younger.
12:27Party?
12:28Sure.
12:29Our Halloween party.
12:30Me and my broommates throw one every year.
12:33I like parties.
12:34It is the spookiest phantom fest in the whole realm.
12:38Everyone will be there.
12:39It's practically a who's boo of monsters.
12:43And incidentally, boo are you.
12:47Scully, I would like you to meet my new friend, Hannah.
12:52Hannah, this is Mr. Pettibone.
12:54He's our official skeleton in the closet.
12:56Well, ha!
12:57It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Hannah.
13:00Does everyone have a skeleton in their closet?
13:03Almost everyone, little miss.
13:07I work in the closets of all the old houses, keeping their secrets and just rattling around.
13:14But when it comes to Halloween night, I love nothing more than to roll the bones at a good party.
13:20You are staying for the party, aren't you?
13:23Yes.
13:24Oh!
13:25Well, good.
13:28I don't know.
13:30Scary godmother said that there will be monsters at the party, and I'm scared of monsters.
13:35Oh, my!
13:37You just haven't met enough good ones yet.
13:40You see, Hannah, monsters are a lot like spiders.
13:44Some are real nice, and some are not so nice.
13:48But all of them are creepy and crawly!
13:55Wasn't that supposed to help?
13:56Yes!
13:57Do you think it worked?
13:59Yes.
14:03And now, a little atmosphere.
14:23Blended!
14:25Cool!
14:29Blended!
14:37Oh, man, this is wasting our precious trick-or-treating time.
14:42At least Daryl and I were smart enough to get some trick-or-treating in on the way here.
14:47You know, if you pick first, then you won't need to trade with me all the time.
14:51I like trading with you, Daryl. I never know what I want until you pick it out first.
14:56Fine.
14:57So, ooh, I'll trade you two caramels for three baby chocolate bars.
15:02Okay.
15:03Ooh, and this little bag of gumdrops for this sugar cluster.
15:07Okay.
15:08Oh, and this Shoeless Joe for three kisses.
15:13Okay.
15:14Wait, I don't have any kisses.
15:18Oh.
15:22Breaker, Breaker, we've lost contact with Katie and Daryl. Please advise. Houston, over.
15:28Bert, nobody puts CBs in SUVs these days.
15:32Uh, you just left your baby cousin to the mercy of killer monsters on Halloween night,
15:36and you're concerned with the additions and upgrades in my cardboard SUV?
15:41Eh, good point.
15:57Here's the rest of the food.
15:59Ha! Our guests will be here any minute.
16:03I don't get it.
16:05How do I look?
16:06Mmm, frightful.
16:08You're too kind.
16:15Ah! A monster!
16:18Only to his mother.
16:20It's just Harry.
16:21Hi, Harry. Come on in.
16:23Thank you, scary godmother.
16:25I don't mind if I do.
16:28Mmm, where are those wonderful smells I'm eating from?
16:31The goodie plate, I believe.
16:33You won't mind if I just sample the delicacies, do you?
16:36Ow!
16:36No! Down, boy!
16:38Last year, you devastated the entire buffet before the other guests even arrived.
16:42Oh, dear you, sir.
16:44I come to a party to enjoy the company of good...
16:50Now, sit.
16:54Good boy. Shake.
16:57Now, roll over.
16:59Oh, please. Roll over.
17:02I will not degrade myself.
17:04Over.
17:10Good boy.
17:12Here.
17:14Now, no more until everyone else shows up.
17:16And you'll be lucky to get that.
17:18Oh, you'll be lucky if I don't bury your femur in the backyard, you scoundrel.
17:23Hurry.
17:24I want you to meet my new friend.
17:27Hmm?
17:28Hmm?
17:29Hmm?
17:29Hmm?
17:30But it can't be.
17:32It can't be what?
17:34Oh, don't be coy, my dear.
17:36I'm really a huge fan.
17:39You know who she is?
17:40Of course.
17:41It's Ophelia St. Tartar, who played the princess of ectoplasmania in episode 42 of the Spectral
17:47Six.
17:50She's practically in the same costume as well.
17:53What a priceless in-joke for those of us who are long-time spectators, like myself, of course.
17:59Hors d'oeuvres, Miss Tartar.
18:01Hors d'oeuvres, Miss Tartar?
18:04It's not for me.
18:05It's for Miss Tartar.
18:07Do you mind if I call you Ophelia?
18:09I don't mind, but it's not my name.
18:12Harry, this is not Ophelia St.
18:15Oh, I am such a huge fan of the show.
18:17I must know every single line from every single episode.
18:21And remember when our fair hair...
18:23Here's a treat that's fun to make and helps you get a word in edgewise.
18:26Take two of your favorite crackers, spread one with jam, one with peanut butter,
18:30mush them together, and jam them into the mouth of the chattering werewolf.
18:34Voila!
18:39Now, Harry, this is my new friend Hannah Marie, not Ophelia St. what have you,
18:43who played Madame Lord High Muckety Molasses from your favorite Scullivision show.
18:47Scully, go tease him.
18:52I don't get it.
18:55Ah, silence.
18:57Music to my cranium.
19:00Bone marrow jelly rolls should be done.
19:03Ta-ta!
19:09Hello, Count Max, Ruby, Orson.
19:13Good evening, scary goat mother.
19:16I know it's intimidating being around royalty, but don't worry.
19:20We should offer them some refreshments, don't you think?
19:23Yeah, that's probably good manners when you're dealing with kings and queens.
19:28A chocolate-covered fly?
19:30Do not mind if I do.
19:33Not for me, darling.
19:34I'm watching my figure.
19:37Dark chocolate.
19:38Shall we move to the other room?
19:41Lovely.
19:42Delightful.
19:43Okay.
19:47Why are they just standing there?
19:49Oh no, that's right.
19:51Vampires can't enter a house unless you invite them in.
19:54Really?
19:55That's very polite.
19:57Oh yes.
19:58I'm thrilled to have the king and queen of the night grace my humble home.
20:03The pleasure is ours.
20:05The place looks great.
20:07Help yourselves to the food.
20:10It's very gone, mother.
20:11Oh no, this is my friend, Hannah Marie.
20:17Hannah, this is Count Max, his wife Ruby, and their son Orson.
20:24Hi.
20:26Hi.
20:27Are you a real vampire?
20:29Of course I'm a real vampire.
20:31Are you a real human?
20:32Yeah, but you're just a kid.
20:35So are you.
20:36Do you go to school?
20:37Sure, night school.
20:39Don't you go to school?
20:40I go to school.
20:42Sacred heart.
20:44Mmm, sounds tasty.
20:45But you go during the day.
20:47So?
20:48How can you see with all that sunlight in your eyes?
20:51I can't see in the dark.
20:53You can't?
20:54It's his first real human.
20:56Cute.
20:57Do you sleep in a coffin?
20:59Sure, I've slept in my own coffin since I was three.
21:02You mean you still share a coffin with your parents?
21:04No, I mean, yes.
21:08I mean, I don't sleep in a coffin at all.
21:11You're homeless?
21:13Orson, honey, Hannah's not from around here.
21:17Why don't the two of you fly off and enjoy the party?
21:20Okay.
21:24Can't you fly with those wings?
21:26Nuh-uh.
21:27Race you to the kitchen then.
21:29No, no, no running.
21:31You'll...
21:32You'll...
21:34Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
21:52Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah...
21:55Hey!
21:56I can talk again!
21:59Be still, my beating ribcage.
22:03Quiet, Philistine.
22:16Hello, Max.
22:17Good evening, Harry.
22:19It is nice to see you.
22:21Nice to be see you.
22:23Oh, Miss Ruby.
22:25Delightful to see you, my dear.
22:26Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.
22:31So, Max, you run in a celebrity crowd.
22:35Do you think you'll be seeing Miss Crystal?
22:38If you do, perhaps an autograph?
22:42Harry?
22:43Yes, Max?
22:44Look deeply into my eyes.
22:47Okay, looking.
22:48Now, cease your chattering and sleep.
22:53Sleep on an empty stomach, but I...
22:58That is better.
23:00Some peace and quiet.
23:02I think.
23:04Oh, I like the way you think, Count Max.
23:07Can I get you a drink?
23:09Bloody Mary.
23:11Oh, the Mary.
23:12Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
23:15Hey, hey, hey.
23:16You start the party without me?
23:19Heaven forbid.
23:20It wouldn't be a party without you here, Bugaboo.
23:23Come on up.
23:24Let's party!
23:34It's okay.
23:35It's okay.
23:35It's okay, Hannah.
23:36Take a deep breath.
23:42If I start scaring kids after hours, I'm going to put in for overtime.
23:47Now calm down, kid.
23:49Calm down.
23:50Oh, help me!
23:51Help me!
23:51What?
23:52I'm not doing nothing.
23:54Bugaboo, you're scaring her worse.
23:57Oh, no!
23:57Oh, no!
23:57Oh, no!
23:58Oh, no!
23:59Oh, no!
24:02Get off!
24:05Oh, no!
24:06Oh, no!
24:07Oh, no!
24:07Oh, no!
24:09Oh, no!
24:11Oh, no!
24:14That's what happens when you hit them.
24:16Come on!
24:16What are you?
24:30A coal miner?
24:32But my dad said...
24:35Uh, Hannah, flashlights only work on monsters that hide in your closet.
24:40Yeah, and Bugaboo is a monster that hides under your bed.
24:43Nice cover.
24:45I don't care what kind of monster he is.
24:47Keep him away from me.
24:49He's big and mean and scary looking.
24:51Oh, I'm sorry.
24:54I didn't mean to ruin the party.
24:56Uh, maybe I should go.
24:58Oh.
24:59No, wait!
25:00You don't have to go.
25:02No, no.
25:03I understand.
25:04It comes with the job.
25:06Oh, he's such a bug.
25:08He's such a bug.
25:08He's such a bug.
25:12He's such a bug.
25:13They're not that mean after all.
25:17Well, to tell you the truth, monsters aren't mean.
25:21Big and scary, yeah, but not mean.
25:24Big and scary is right.
25:27Oh, you're just trying to butter me up.
25:30Does that mean you'll stay?
25:32Big and scary.
25:33You got it.
25:34After all, it is my house.
25:37All right then.
25:39Let's party!
25:48Woo-hoo!
26:00Door is ajar.
26:02Door is ajar.
26:04Door is ajar.
26:05Will.
26:06You.
26:07Stop that!
26:10Please fasten your safety belts.
26:13Why isn't she screaming yet?
26:15No.
26:33Anyway, you're listening.
26:33One night.
26:34Oh, my God!
26:35Ah!
26:38How so much?
26:39You worked.
26:39Oh, my God!
26:40Let's go.
26:40Oh, my God.
26:44Oh, my God.
26:45Oh, my God.
27:15Now what are we going to do? We've practically missed Halloween.
27:19This isn't funny anymore.
27:22We've got to go in and get Hannah. She's got to be scared to death by now.
27:26Look, I'm the leader of this group, and I say we wait.
27:30Who made you leader?
27:32What do you mean? Of course I'm the leader.
27:34That's not fair. We didn't even vote.
27:37You want to vote? Fine. We'll vote. Who wants me for leader?
27:45Okay. Who wants Bert for leader?
27:50Daryl?
27:53Katie?
27:54That's one vote for everyone.
27:56I demand a recount.
28:01That's still one vote for everyone.
28:04Recount.
28:06That's one vote for everyone.
28:08Recount.
28:09What are you doing? Nobody has changed their vote.
28:12I just want to see how long he'll keep this up.
28:15Oh.
28:17Recount!
28:19That's one vote for everyone.
28:21Recount!
28:22Will you two stop it?
28:25We'll do rock, paper, scissors.
28:28Ready?
28:29Go!
28:32All rock, no winner.
28:35All rock, no winner.
28:38All rock, no winner.
28:41Look, wise guys.
28:42Nobody is going to win if we all do rock.
28:44Is that clear?
28:45Ready?
28:46Go!
28:47Ha!
28:48Rock beats scissors, scissors, scissors!
28:50I'm still the leader, and I rule no more voting.
28:54So, what now?
28:56Stick it in park and wait.
29:10See anything you want to eat?
29:15I mean in the fridge, silly.
29:17I was just kidding.
29:19I know.
29:20I'm not afraid of you.
29:21Peek-a-boo!
29:25You should be.
29:27Someday I'll be king of the night.
29:30Someday I'll be movie star, princess, veterinarian, astronaut, ballerina.
29:34With a pony.
29:36Cool.
29:38I love your dress, ruby.
29:41This old thing.
29:42I was practically buried in it.
29:45Hmm.
29:47Newfangled fashions.
29:48I remember when the vampire queen used to look like a queen.
29:53Me too.
29:54Oh, Max.
29:55Max, it's just a modern little frog.
29:57Too modern and too little for my taste.
30:01You can practically see her ankles.
30:04Don't freak out, Max.
30:06After all, you can see my ankles.
30:08Mine too.
30:10I think she looks nice.
30:12Oh, revishing, yes.
30:15Beautiful, of course.
30:17But her ankles really.
30:20One century of his corsets and bustles and the next thing you know.
30:24It's platforms and miniskirts.
30:27Exactly.
30:30So, as I was saying,
30:33Ooh, snacks.
30:44What?
30:45Dancing always makes me peckish.
30:53What's the matter, my love?
30:54You are usually the death of the party.
30:57I do not want to talk about it.
30:59Oh, tell me, my albaster Romeo.
31:02Why are you so out of sorts?
31:04Yeah.
31:05It is just...
31:07What makes you?
31:08I don't want any bad blood between us.
31:11I am simply no good at parties.
31:14Look at the others.
31:16Conversing with ease.
31:17I feel out of touch.
31:19And then I get self-conscious.
31:21But these are our friends.
31:23They like you just the way you are.
31:26Five hundred years their senior.
31:28I'm all.
31:29I just have to remind myself every now and again
31:32that it is the 20th century now.
31:3521st century, my precious.
31:37Great.
31:38Now my watch is stopped as well.
31:40I enjoy you, Maxie.
31:42But if you want to break the ice,
31:44start with a joke.
31:46A joke?
31:46I think I will try.
31:49But first.
31:51Oh, come on.
31:53Oh, my parents are necking again.
31:56Maybe there's something I can eat on the snack table.
32:02Bad dog.
32:03Bad dog.
32:04Oh, get down.
32:05All of my precious work.
32:08My tarantula egg rolls.
32:10My gorgonzola and Hoppy's egg quiche.
32:12My fleas ear casserole.
32:15Oh, God.
32:16Thank goodness.
32:18You don't eat quiche?
32:19No.
32:20I meant the other stuff.
32:22Oh, gorgonzola.
32:24Blah.
32:26Roommate puddle.
32:28Now what?
32:29The party's just starting and we're out of food.
32:32Well, I could whip up some werewolf kebabs.
32:38Seriously?
32:40What are we going to do?
32:41We have to serve something.
32:43I'm getting hungry.
32:44I'm starvulating.
32:45I'm going to fade away to nothing
32:47if I don't eat something soon.
32:50Pizza.
32:51Pizza?
32:52Pizza?
32:53Pizza.
32:54I'll eat pizza.
32:56Me too.
32:58Pizza.
33:00Pizza would be a nice change.
33:02Pizza.
33:03Back in my day,
33:05we never thought of putting cheese and sauce and...
33:09Pizza is a groovy idea.
33:13Groovy?
33:14I know.
33:15They're so embarrassing.
33:16I could just live.
33:18I'll order.
33:19They know the sound of my voice at Diablo Brothers.
33:22Now, who wants garlic?
33:23What are you?
33:25A maniac?
33:26Are you trying to poison my family?
33:29We're all a little allergic to garlic, Harry.
33:34Get a Belfry Manor special.
33:37Half O positive, half AB negative.
33:39Make sure there's extra cheese.
33:42Yeah!
33:43Extra cheese and olives!
33:45Yeah!
33:45Yeah!
33:48You?
33:49You eat pizza with cheese and olives?
33:52Yeah, I like olives.
33:54So?
33:54I thought monsters ate little girls.
33:58Oh, that's silly.
33:59Little girls make the crust all soggy.
34:02Just joking, kid.
34:04It's my job to scare kids, not eat them.
34:07If I went around eating all the clients, I'd be out of work.
34:10Who told you that bunch of nonsense?
34:12My cousin, Jimmy.
34:14Ahem.
34:15While I'm sure this Jimmy slash monster discussion is imperative to the plot,
34:20can we get back to something that is really important?
34:23Like ordering pizza?
34:27Harry, we haven't forgotten who inhaled the bouvet.
34:33Touché.
34:34Point well taken.
34:38Socially awkward pause.
34:40I'll phone this in.
34:45I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house.
34:49We are going to be in so much trouble, Jimmy.
34:51I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house.
34:54What if she never comes out?
34:56I can't believe we left Hannah in the spook house.
35:01Will you stop it?
35:03We did what we had to do, right?
35:05Then where is she?
35:07Wait, she should have come screaming out of there ages ago.
35:10Maybe the monsters got her.
35:12There's no monsters.
35:14I just made that up to scare the baby.
35:16Duh.
35:17Yeah, and if they got her, then maybe they didn't get enough candy,
35:20and maybe the monsters are going to burst out of there any second
35:23and eat every kid in the whole world.
35:25What are you talking about?
35:27There's no monsters.
35:28Oh, my gosh.
35:30We've got to save Hannah from the monsters.
35:32You save Hannah.
35:33I'm driving my SUV out of here before the monsters show up.
35:37Monsters.
35:38Monsters.
35:38You're all our candy.
35:39I'm too young to die.
35:43You're all our candy.
35:46I'm just kidding.
35:50Have you all gone crazy?
35:52Little babies believe in monsters, okay?
35:55We don't.
35:56We're the big kids, right?
35:58There's no such thing as monsters.
36:10I don't get it.
36:12The Apple Brothers Pizza.
36:13You buy, we fly.
36:15Here's your order, scary godmother.
36:17That'll be $197.
36:20Tip not included.
36:22$200 in pizza?
36:24Sure.
36:2512 extra larges at 16 bucks each.
36:28Of course, you could own fun for it.
36:33Uh, no.
36:35Sorry.
36:36My soul is worth more than 12 pizzas.
36:38Psst.
36:38Scully, you got any money?
36:40No.
36:41I left it in my other pelvis.
36:43Oh, ha, ha.
36:45Very funny.
36:4612 pizzas, Harry?
36:48Naturally, I wanted to be considerate of everyone's choices.
36:57Ooh, let's see if Bugaboo has any money stuck to him
37:00from being under the beds all day.
37:03All right.
37:20I found a 50 in his underarms.
37:22I got that, too.
37:24That'll do it.
37:27You.
37:31You have wrecked my snack table, insulted my roommates,
37:34made a mess of my house, and sucked me for 12 pizzas.
37:37Harry, sometimes you are insensitive, boorish,
37:40and you just have plain lousy table manners.
37:43No, please.
37:44I'll do anything.
37:46I know you will, Harry.
37:48You'll help me in the pumpkin patch.
37:49You'll knit spider webs, clean the tombs.
37:52Oh, yes.
37:53You'll probably have tonight paid off by Halloween next year.
37:57Enjoy your pizza.
37:59It's turned to ashes in my mouth.
38:03Oh, that's mine, then.
38:04I had half ashes, half green peppers.
38:09Ah, this is great.
38:10We both like the same kind of pizza.
38:13Nothing better than cheese and olives.
38:15Yum.
38:16Mine's starting to cool off.
38:17That's when it gets nice and clotty.
38:19Want to try?
38:21Uh, um, well, we've been eating pizza with garlic.
38:26And if our teeth touched your pizza, and then you ate it...
38:30Oh, yeah.
38:31Your allergy.
38:32Whoa, thanks.
38:33I wasn't thinking.
38:35So other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
38:38how did you enjoy the show?
38:43Well, anyway, I should probably be getting home.
38:48I almost forgot what I came here for.
38:51I'm sorry I was scared of you, Bugaboo.
38:54Here.
38:55Well, aren't you sweet?
39:00How did you know monsters like candy?
39:03My cousin Jimmy told me.
39:05He said that every year a new kid has to leave candy for the monsters.
39:09Otherwise, the monsters will come and eat every one of us.
39:15Hannah, do you think any of us would eat you?
39:20No, no, not anymore.
39:23But Jimmy said...
39:25Jimmy?
39:26Wait a minute.
39:27Is this that same Jimmy that said I like to gobble up little girls?
39:32Then it's the same Jimmy that's on my route.
39:35I scare them silly every other Thursday.
39:37Big kids get scared?
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:40Since I'm under kids' beds, I know all the things they're afraid of.
39:44It's my job.
39:45Hannah, where is Jimmy now?
39:49Waiting for me, I guess.
39:52Well, his wait is just about over.
39:56I think it's time we taught those big kids a lesson.
39:59Here's the plan.
40:22Jimmy, we're going to get in so much trouble.
40:25Seriously.
40:26Okay, I have a plan.
40:27As leader, I order you guys to go in there and bring out the baby.
40:31You're the leader.
40:32You go in there and bring out the baby.
40:35Okay.
40:36Well, I'll go.
40:38No way.
40:40Monsters!
40:41I told you, there's no...
40:43Fine.
40:44I'll go.
40:46I'm going with Jimmy.
40:48And I'm going too.
40:49I'll be waiting for you right here.
40:51Right here?
40:53Alone?
40:54In the dark?
40:55We better get going.
41:05Who the heck are you?
41:07What are you doing here?
41:08I'm Orson.
41:09I'm a vampire.
41:11I'm Jimmy.
41:12I'm the devil.
41:13Happy Halloween.
41:15Hey, have you seen a little kid dressed like a dumb fairy princess?
41:18Probably bawling her eyes out like a big baby.
41:21Fairy wings?
41:22Gold crown?
41:22Pink dress?
41:23Yeah!
41:24Nope.
41:25Aww.
41:27Oh, uh, this is Daryl.
41:28He's a piece of candy.
41:30Katie, she's a cat.
41:31And Bert, he's...
41:33Uh...
41:34He's a baseball player driving his SUV.
41:37Nice laser cannon, by the way.
41:39See?
41:40The vampire kid knows what I'm supposed to be.
41:43Aw, he ain't no vampire.
41:44He's just another dorky kid someone else dared to go into the spook house.
41:48Am I right?
41:50Just for the record,
41:52I think you're a real vampire.
41:55Hey, cut it out!
41:56This kid's not a real vampire.
41:58I'm gonna tell my dad that you said I'm not a real vampire.
42:01Tell him.
42:02Tell your mom, too.
42:03Mom!
42:04Dad!
42:05Darling, stop me if you've heard this one.
42:09Four naughty kids walk into a spook house.
42:12End?
42:13What end?
42:14And we eat them, of course!
42:16Oh, now you'll tell the funny joke.
42:22Click, click, click.
42:28You'll be thrilled, you'll be eight.
42:32Gonna serve you for kids on a plate.
42:50Oh, yes.
42:51Howl, howl.
42:52Aren't I frightful?
42:54Rend, tear, fold, mutilate.
43:00Candy!
43:07Hurry, my minions.
43:10Capture them before they reach the safety of the basement.
43:16Basement!
43:30Okay, good work, everyone.
43:32Nice job.
43:33Nice job, weren't we?
43:34You know, if I don't get a Broadway contract, I'll get it this one.
43:38We're safe.
43:39We made it.
43:40We should probably stay here until the sun comes up.
43:43Your cousin probably got eaten.
43:45That'll be a tough one to explain to her folks.
43:49Good thing Jimmy's the leader.
43:51He'll have to do it.
43:52Shut up.
43:53Daryl, I can't think with you breathing right down my neck.
43:56Um, Jimmy?
43:57I'm over here.
43:59Boo.
44:04Oh, criminy!
44:05Not the light of a flashlight.
44:08Oh, my eyes!
44:10My eyes!
44:11Follow me!
44:12Anna!
44:13Save me, Hannah!
44:20Goodness, what a harsh light.
44:22Gak!
44:23I expire.
44:33No, not the light of a little lamp.
44:37I cannot stand it.
44:41Nor can I.
44:43I'm either.
44:44I'm born.
44:46We are out.
44:48Oh!
44:50Boo!
44:51I'm guilty!
45:01Look how that light radiates into my countenance.
45:08It is too much for me and my pithy soul.
45:11The light burns.
45:12It burns worse than the worst burn ever.
45:14Oh, mercy me.
45:16Is this the end of poor Harry?
45:18It seems so.
45:19Goodbye, Mother.
45:21I can see a long tunnel with a bright light.
45:23I move towards the light.
45:27No, all right.
45:28I die.
45:29I flail.
45:30Then I die.
45:35Thank you, everybody.
45:38Bye, Hannah.
45:39Bye, Orson.
45:41Here, Hannah.
45:43Will I ever see you again?
45:45Anytime you want to come back to the Frightside for a visit, just use this key in any door.
45:51We'll see you soon.
45:53Thanks, scary godmother.
45:55Hannah, we need you.
45:56Bring your flashlight.
45:59Hannah!
46:00Hannah!
46:02Would you mind holding my hand?
46:04Oh, just in case, sir.
46:06You get scared, that is.
46:07Not at all, Jimmy.
46:09Not at all.
46:18I'd like to do it one more time, though, sir.
46:20Sure be right.
46:21I don't think I can do it.
46:22Bring your hands on the floor.
46:23Let's try.
46:24I love it.
46:25Sue.
46:26I could do it better.
46:27Any pizza left?
46:29What?
46:29No, it's hungry work.
46:31I've built up quite an appetite.
46:33It's not easy.
46:33Scary people, you know.
46:34Oh, no.
46:35No, no.
46:36Please don't.
46:36I'm any closer.
46:37But who?
46:38But who?
46:38I'll fight.
46:39I'll be sick.
46:42No.
46:54Well, no.
46:56I could do it, like it.
46:57You're a good one.
46:59Oh, no.
46:59Oh, my God.
47:03No, no, it's funny.
47:04Took me.
47:05Oh, my God.
47:07Oh, yeah.
47:07Look at me.
47:07Oh, my God.
47:08Oh, my God.
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