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00:00Hey guys, crew of Blindwave. I'm Eric.
00:02I'm Calvin.
00:02Aaron.
00:03And we are back with Kaguya-sama.
00:05Last time on, which I think was the finale of season one, we had fireworks.
00:13Fireworks.
00:14But I couldn't see the fireworks. All I could see was you.
00:19She could see the fireworks, but she chose not to because she wanted to see him.
00:27Just to make sure it wasn't like, he's in the way.
00:30I can't see the fireworks.
00:32But we had what felt like a little bit of a reset as well.
00:36Where they both didn't want to acknowledge their feelings that they were definitely having.
00:41And they definitely saw the other person having as well.
00:46But their pride gets in the way.
00:50The power of youth.
00:52And there's four kings of Tokyo ramen.
00:54And we met one.
01:04Is someone breaking into her house?
01:06No, this is into the...
01:07This is the student council?
01:08Yeah.
01:09Okay.
01:10Did you want her?
01:11No?
01:11It's the lady.
01:12Yeah.
01:25What did she do to it?
01:27Yeah, I swear that was Madonna's Vogue.
01:29Because it sounded so much like it.
01:31Could be.
01:35Oh, no.
01:42Oh, my God.
01:44That's it.
01:46So he literally choked and fell asleep.
01:50He was...
01:51For the next step of my strategy...
01:53He's got a night room.
01:58Oh, my.
02:02This is in a locker room.
02:04There has been a slight change of plans.
02:06Listen up.
02:06Until I figure out what to do next, you have to guard this room with your life and make sure
02:10everyone stays away.
02:11The trials and hardships of Ai Hiasuka.
02:15Oh.
02:38What did that mean?
02:39I don't know.
02:45Oh.
02:47No, a camera drone.
02:49Yeah, let the drone in.
02:53Oh, my gosh.
02:56She drugged him, too.
02:57Well, they didn't drug the other guy.
02:59They removed the drug he was after.
03:01Yeah.
03:03What did science say?
03:05Taking a break.
03:05Please do not disturb.
03:07And he was sleeping with a game console in his hand.
03:09She hasn't moved.
03:10It's exactly the same as what I left.
03:12The results for today's battle.
03:15Kaguya wins.
03:16They still consider this a success.
03:20So this happy people's movie.
03:22Yeah, man.
03:23You're like an expert.
03:25A true blue modern-day Casanova with all sorts of tips and tricks to woo the ladies.
03:29What the hell happened to you?
03:31Are you a playboy?
03:32You're what?
03:33Post-summer vacation.
03:35How?
03:35What caused this?
03:37It's kind of funny how you pointed that out because it's a big part of the reason I wanted to
03:40talk to you, Press.
03:42Okay.
03:42He's becoming more like him.
03:44Well, it's about Nagisa.
03:46That's my girlfriend, in case you forgot.
03:48He just had to toss that out there.
03:50I thought you two were hitting it off.
03:51I guess it's so-so.
03:54President.
03:55His mouth is saying things are so-so, but his face is practically screaming.
03:58It's going great.
03:59I guess you could say...
04:01Summer vacation might have been a little too amazing if you catch my drift.
04:05I knew it.
04:07He is just here to close.
04:09Chill out, man.
04:11What's he doing?
04:11Toilet paper?
04:12He's going to choke him.
04:13Yeah, I wonder how high up is there.
04:15He was in a light bulb.
04:16He was in a light bulb.
04:17He was in a light bulb.
04:18I don't think he has any steps left to climb.
04:21But I sense the divine.
04:23It's like he's had a piece of heaven.
04:26Jesus.
04:29The couple in question has been going out for more than three months.
04:32On top of that, they spent summer vacation together.
04:35It's entirely possible the two of them have shared a little piece of heaven.
04:38You didn't go on a single date?
04:40None.
04:41Oh, wow.
04:42I'm kind of sorry I asked.
04:44Chill out, man.
04:45What are you planning on doing with that toilet paper anyway?
04:48You have business with the student council, too?
04:49His voice.
04:50What is he doing?
04:52Hey, man.
04:54You're suppressing matter.
04:57We're stepping out for a bit, but please have a seat.
04:59We'll be back soon.
05:02A couple that's been to seventh heaven will start acting all lovey-dovey the second they're
05:06alone.
05:07They're going to burst in on him.
05:09We'd like to go inside, if you don't mind.
05:13What exactly are you doing?
05:15We're investigating the couple in the room to see if they've tasted their fun.
05:19They're going to burst in on him.
05:20One in three people.
05:22What does taste their fun?
05:23One in three people.
05:47Oh my God.
05:50She's not as dumb as a Tengen.
05:51No, I hate it.
05:55She's just a passenger.
05:56But then you go all the way, Game 5.
05:58Despite what you think, we haven't gotten that far.
06:01But we knew you were watching, so we played it up.
06:03Sorry we tricked you.
06:04The results for today's battle.
06:06The student council loses.
06:09I told him I had a thing for confident bad boy types,
06:11and he's been working really hard to be one ever since.
06:14It's a game that uses cards.
06:15You put them out in lines, and each one represents a square.
06:18We should all play it together.
06:19Pass.
06:21The results for today's battle.
06:23Nothing.
06:24The balance is okay.
06:25She went to the trouble of making something fun for us to do.
06:28We could at least try it.
06:29You have a heart, don't you?
06:33Maybe if you had thicker skin, I wouldn't get to you so much.
06:36Alright, fine.
06:39But only one round.
06:41I know, I could hear your mind.
06:43He was screaming.
06:44Did you hear what he said?
06:45Yes.
06:45The game Fujiwara and her fellow club members created uses cards as squares,
06:50but is otherwise a typical board game where the player who earns the most money is declared the winner.
06:54Okay, I guess I'll go first.
06:56Hmm.
06:58A car accident.
06:59Then, that means you die, Ishigami.
07:01What happens when you die?
07:03You're out of the game.
07:04I've been losing the game and being in last place nothing.
07:07Oh, I see.
07:08Proceed with caution, you two.
07:10Jesus.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Hey, don't hate the game, hate the player!
07:15Don't hate the game, hate the player!
07:17You can either hang out after school or go home and study.
07:20I would rather study.
07:22And with that, I bestow upon you the nerdy student card!
07:25Is this a joke?
07:26Originally, you were deceived by an evil man, but it works out in the end when you get 10 million
07:31in cold hard cash from a last minute.
07:33I don't want to see the luck in this.
07:35I bestow upon you the de-
07:36Just don't then come!
07:38What?
07:39Androphobia?
07:39It was my job to come up with all of the events that take place.
07:43Figures.
07:44But why are you so proud?
07:46Aren't you the least bit ashamed?
07:47And thus the game carries on!
07:49They've passed the child zone and are currently in the adult zone.
07:53I don't know where these things.
07:54This game turned out to be a lot better than I thought it would.
07:57Hm?
07:58What's this?
07:59That'd be a marriage square, I believe.
08:01Landing on it means you have to marry the players closest to you.
08:05Marriage?!
08:05I'm the closest one to you!
08:08Now you guys gotta share your money and your-
08:10That's fine as yours, president, because we just sealed the deal forever!
08:13They really did it!
08:15They are married!
08:16This is a pretend marriage, nothing more!
08:18Oh, and the other players have to give them 50,000 yen.
08:2150,000?
08:22You should get like 10 million cash.
08:24She got out real money!
08:25Oh my god!
08:27The company I founded thrives.
08:30Collect 10 million yen.
08:31Okay, she can afford 50,000 yen.
08:33Oh yeah.
08:33Now we have a baby!
08:35No way!
08:36No way!
08:37It's a blonde baby with a bow!
08:40Next, the players move into the old age zone.
08:43We have enough children for a baseball team!
08:45Nine children!
08:47A renowned president of a global corporation?
08:50Talk about a huge success!
08:52That's very true.
08:53I haven't made any mistakes.
08:55And yet I feel so empty.
08:57Hmm.
08:58It's like Game Divorce Square.
09:00I find out my spouse cheated.
09:02And now we're divorced!
09:04Whoop!
09:05Real or not, the husband is required to pay 20 million yen per kid.
09:09Per kid!
09:10And nine!
09:12I guess it's my turn!
09:13What?
09:14A marriage square?
09:17The player who's closest to me right now is the president.
09:19And that means...
09:21Habe-ga!
09:23Habe-ga!
09:23Oh my god!
09:24That was so funny!
09:26Now you're amazing!
09:27Wait, there's a technicality!
09:29The vice president is still in possession of a distrust all men card.
09:32Therefore she cannot get married!
09:34What?
09:35You have no choice but to marry Fujiwara!
09:38Nooooo!
09:39Nooooo!
09:40Nooooo!
09:41The births are leaving.
09:42Oh man!
09:42Like a hookah.
09:43We landed on yet another birth square!
09:45We landed on yet another birth square!
09:46We have our first child together, sweetie!
09:48Wait, what?
09:49I guess I won!
09:50How many birth squares are in this game?
09:52Game.
09:52Over.
09:54And there you have it!
09:55Kaguya dominates the happy life game by an incredible landslide!
09:58I don't feel like I dominated anything.
10:01I actually kinda liked it.
10:03You got a newbie!
10:05If you marry Fujiwara, it will drive you to depression.
10:09You should really give that game a total debugging before having more people play it.
10:13Roughly one year.
10:14If I recall, you had a birthday recently, didn't you?
10:17Oh, I guess you're right about that.
10:20Did it somehow slip your mind?
10:22Are you trying to say you'll celebrate with me next year?
10:25Yeah.
10:25Ha ha.
10:25There's not a snowball's chance in hell of that happening.
10:29Ooh.
10:31A year later.
10:32I can't seem to think of anything besides what I should do to celebrate his stupid day!
10:36Game, it's not like I have to do something for him!
10:39He's a diamond!
10:40What?
10:41I can't help but feel like something's wrong.
10:43Well, your instincts are right on the money this time.
10:47Mm-hmm.
10:47Mm-hmm.
10:48Can't worry about the future of fortune teller Chica tells you what it is!
10:51Just plug your gender and birth date into this site and your problems will melt away like gumdrops under the
10:56sun!
10:57I don't know.
10:58What can a gender and a birth date tell someone?
11:01Birth date?
11:02It seems interesting though.
11:04Why don't we all give it a try?
11:06You have an unmistakable likeness to an Alexandrite.
11:09Like the beautiful gem named after a king.
11:11You have a noble character as well as a prideful heart.
11:14You sometimes take on the guise of an angel.
11:17And at other times, a demon.
11:19She's a...
11:22Demon!
11:24What was that?
11:27Human!
11:28Nooo!
11:30You are comparable to the bright flame of a candle.
11:33That symbolizes dedication and affection.
11:36A powerful combination.
11:37How cool!
11:38I'm not sure how, but it confused greedy and narcissistic with dedicated and affectionate.
11:43March 3rd is my birthday, too.
11:45Why would you do something like that to me, you thunder-stealer?
11:48Why are you angry about it?
11:49People are only interested in reading horoscopes because the way they're written is open to interpretation.
11:54The Barnum effect at its finest.
11:55Tell me your birthday!
11:57Not interested.
11:58It's the Barnum effect.
12:00People are interested in reading horoscopes because the way they're written is open to interpretation.
12:05Yeah...
12:06Really?
12:07I want to divulge to you and only you.
12:09Everything's fine.
12:10I'm not bitter.
12:11I didn't forget!
12:12Your birthday is September 9th, which makes you a Virgo.
12:14Your blood type is O, and your birth weight was 2,100.
12:16She knows how much you weighed!
12:19I say we give it a shot!
12:20I won't do it!
12:22Any of it!
12:23Jeez!
12:24Why are you so anti-birthdays?
12:26I'm just trying to get people to celebrate with you, so the least you can do is a freaking horoscope
12:29dad!
12:30The real reason for his reluctance is because he's already used that app.
12:33He knows what both the analysis and the compatibility divination say.
12:37Shirokinei refuses to tell Shinomiya his birthday because he doesn't want her to see how incompatible their horoscopes are, but...
12:43You can't exactly explain that to her.
12:46There's no way I can tell her that.
12:48Could it be that the president only wants me to celebrate his birthday with him?
12:53No.
12:53No!
12:56Well, if I'm gonna give in, then it might as well be on his birthday!
13:00You, uh...
13:00What is she doing?
13:02She's dancing!
13:04I'm perfectly peachy!
13:06She's in angel mode!
13:09Happy you wants to throw Shirokinei an extra special birthday party!
13:12One just for the two of them!
13:15Guess no one cares about my fortune, huh?
13:19Is this on your intro?
13:21I would assume, but...
13:22No, no.
13:30No!
13:39Oh!
13:43Wild.
13:44Seems that we're back into our normal...
13:45Yeah, how many battles was that?
13:47Um...
13:48Four.
13:48Technically, yeah.
13:50One was, like, ten seconds long.
13:53Was it?
13:55Oh yeah, there was...
13:56There was the decaffeinated one, and there really wasn't a battle.
13:58Mm-hmm.
13:59It was mainly just watching, uh...
14:01Hayasuka?
14:02Yeah.
14:03Hayasuka?
14:03Yeah.
14:05Um...
14:05We had the glow-up guy.
14:08Mm-hmm.
14:09We did.
14:11Subasa counts a lot.
14:12What's his name?
14:13Nagasa's girlfriend, but I think his name is Subasa?
14:15I don't know his name.
14:17Something like that.
14:18I didn't write it down here.
14:19Yeah.
14:20I love that they're like...
14:21No, that's like the second date.
14:23The second date...
14:24That's like the third date.
14:25The third date?
14:26What are you trying to do?
14:26Kill me?
14:29He holds hands on the first date?
14:31He kisses on the second...
14:34What, uh...
14:35What did she do to distract the principal?
14:39Uh...
14:39I don't know.
14:40We can go back.
14:40But it looked like it was like,
14:41I don't know about a kiss kiss in the gym.
14:43Somebody...
14:44Yeah.
14:44Somebody either wants to kiss him in the gym,
14:47or...
14:47Are there kids kissing in the gym?
14:48There are kids kissing in the gym,
14:49and he has to go stop it.
14:50He seemed excited about whatever it was.
14:52Kissy face star.
14:54Kissy.
14:55Go to the gym.
14:58Oh.
14:58Oh, bum!
14:59Oh, good.
15:01Hey, takes off.
15:02While whistling.
15:03So...
15:04Yeah, I don't know.
15:05Go to the gym, someone's gonna kiss you.
15:07He's excited.
15:08Alright.
15:09That's all we got?
15:10I don't really know.
15:11Alrighty.
15:13I love whenever, like,
15:14a baseball is gonna crash into the window.
15:16Stop it.
15:17And throw it into the drone.
15:19Yeah, that was crazy.
15:19That could have looked inside.
15:22Drone club.
15:23And she just knocked him out with something.
15:26Yeah.
15:26Like, that one, she actually, like, drugged that guy.
15:28Like, it's kind of funny,
15:29because I thought she was drugging the other guy.
15:30Like...
15:31Yeah.
15:31But it ended up being just like,
15:33we took away caffeine.
15:34Yeah.
15:35And he is so deprived that he relies on it so heavily.
15:37He relies on it, like, to the minute.
15:39Yeah.
15:40Like, if he didn't have that sip then...
15:42Like, it was so funny that he didn't.
15:43Every day.
15:43And he was like, oh no, there's no caffeine in it.
15:44He went...
15:45I know.
15:46Right?
15:47Yeah.
15:47He, like, was choking.
15:48I thought he was poisoned.
15:50I thought he was being poisoned, or he was being choked,
15:52or something like that.
15:53Or he had an allergic reaction.
15:55And she was gonna, like, save him.
15:58Me too.
15:59But...
15:59No.
16:00None of that happened.
16:01And she just...
16:03He slept on her shoulder.
16:05Mhm.
16:06And she liked it so much, she let him stay there.
16:09I loved the...
16:11I sensed the divine.
16:12Had a piece of heaven.
16:13Tasted nirvana.
16:15Shaboinked.
16:15The beast with two backs.
16:17Yeah.
16:18The beast with two backs.
16:19I've never heard of that before.
16:20Have you not?
16:21No.
16:22I've never heard of the beast with two backs.
16:23No, never.
16:24I feel like you've said that before.
16:26No.
16:27I feel like we have it on film that you've said that.
16:29I would love to see that.
16:31I don't remember it.
16:31I'll bet you a hundred bucks we don't.
16:33I bet you a thousand you have.
16:35I'll bet you ten thousand, I never said it.
16:38Alright, I'm not going to go look, but...
16:40No, never mind.
16:42Dora!
16:43Dora!
16:43Dora, help!
16:44I'm the archivist.
16:46The beast with two backs.
16:48I don't think so.
16:50Beast from the East, I remember that.
16:51It's goosebumps.
16:52So wait, did you guys make a deal where like, if you're right, you get a hundred bucks from
16:56him, but if he's right, you get a thousand bucks, he gets a hundred bucks from you?
17:00No.
17:00The bet is a thousand that we ship on.
17:02Oh.
17:02So if I'm right, I get a thousand from him.
17:04Yeah, I'm pretty confident.
17:05If he's right, he gets a thousand from you?
17:06Yeah.
17:07Oh, okay.
17:07I bet a hundred.
17:09I bet a thousand.
17:10You're like, alright.
17:11You're like, I get a hundred bucks if I'm right.
17:12The beast with two backs.
17:14I don't think so.
17:15It feels like something that I've never heard before in my life.
17:18But maybe I've said it out of context.
17:20I mean, maybe.
17:22Is that motherfucker I got two backs?
17:24He's a beast.
17:24No.
17:25No, it wasn't.
17:26It was.
17:27In reference to sex.
17:28It was in reference to sex.
17:30Okay.
17:31Sometimes you remember stuff very well.
17:33Yeah, but sometimes he like, makes up something in his head and he believes it real.
17:36It's true.
17:37I feel like you've done that, you're like, my imagination is so real, I'm positive it happened.
17:41And we look like that, Talia didn't happen.
17:42You're like, damn.
17:43I don't know where it came from.
17:44It's like when Targaryen's born.
17:45It's gonna go great, it's gonna go bad.
17:50The game thing was kind of funny.
17:52I love that they freaked out so much over marriage in the game.
17:54Yeah.
17:55That was very funny.
17:56Yeah.
17:56Divorce.
17:57Have you ever played like, the game of life?
18:00There's a game called life.
18:01Yeah.
18:01I remember having it as a kid, but I don't really remember playing it.
18:04I know like you had a car and you put yourself in there and eventually you could get married
18:07and then you could have up to like four kids in the car.
18:09Yeah.
18:10You didn't have a die, you had like a wheel you spun.
18:12Yeah.
18:12It's like tch tch tch tch tch tch tch.
18:13But I don't really remember playing it.
18:15I don't remember the board and stuff.
18:16I definitely remember being really young, like on the playground and the girls decided
18:23that they were playing House, but like a community version of House, you know.
18:29And they would come and recruit husbands.
18:31I don't remember that.
18:33And us being like upset, like what the hell, why me?
18:35You know, and that type of thing.
18:36Who got the cane?
18:38Uh, there's a cane?
18:39Yeah.
18:40Like who was, who was House?
18:42Oh, damn.
18:43Yeah, I didn't make that connection.
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45Uh, nobody.
18:47I would have used it as a sword.
18:49It was like, oh man, they would have said we were playing House and like you come walking
18:51in like this.
18:55You're all terribly depressed.
18:59You're, yeah, you give all of them a different little tease.
19:02You give them a tease?
19:04Yeah, like, well, like they didn't know they had it and you're, you're deciphering it.
19:07You don't even know.
19:09Very funny.
19:10It's not the same as giving someone a decision.
19:12Well, yeah, give.
19:13It's you.
19:14I know, it's just the way you said it.
19:15But because you're playing, like, they didn't know they had one.
19:18Like you gave each of them a tease.
19:19You're diagnosing them.
19:20Yeah.
19:21I gotcha.
19:21Because it's fake though, you have to also like, at the same time, give it.
19:24You have to make it up.
19:25Yeah.
19:25Yeah.
19:25I gotcha.
19:26You're just like, doo doo doo, look I'm a housewife making breakfast.
19:29And it was like, you have, I don't know.
19:32Just something like this.
19:34You can tell by the way you moved your hand.
19:38No.
19:40Eric ruined the game, he gave me a disease.
19:43He just took a list.
19:45Yeah.
19:46You were playing house and Eric gave me a disease.
19:50There was some info about Fujiwara's game making partners, but it happened so quick I couldn't even read it.
19:58Oh, just about the other two people in the, uh.
20:03Yeah.
20:05Like, she made the event squares or whatever, but other people designed, I guess, the rest of the game.
20:11She used to be Tarako at first, but got demoted.
20:15Which I'm assuming is like, head of game maybe?
20:18I don't know.
20:19She lost the dot over I because of a game she lost.
20:25So it's Maki, but there's no dot over her I.
20:27Yeah.
20:28She's not allowed to dot the I anymore because she lost the game.
20:30Yeah.
20:31So, Gigako is smaller than Tarako.
20:34Uh-huh.
20:35Right?
20:36Yeah, this has to be worse.
20:37Gigako is a nickname for the character Tarashima, a third year student at the academy and a member of the
20:44Tabletop Gaming Club.
20:45The name is a pun based on metric prefixes, referencing her being demoted from Tarako to Gigako.
20:53Gotcha.
20:54Okay.
20:55Barnum Effect or Foyer Effect is a cognitive bias where people believe generic, vague personality descriptions apply uniquely to them.
21:04Sure.
21:05I mean, it's kind of a similar idea to like the cold reading of like…
21:09Like psychics, mediums and stuff.
21:11Psychic mediums and stuff like that, right?
21:12As long as you have it kind of general enough.
21:16Yeah.
21:16Like, I've done a thing where it's like, oh, Capricorn, you know, Cancer, Gemini, like…
21:20I've looked at those kind of things and stuff before, but, yeah, usually they're…
21:25They're pretty vague where you're like, oh, hey, that could relate to this.
21:28Sure.
21:28Something like that.
21:29I do like when people are like, well, let's read yours.
21:31Oh, my God, that applies just to me.
21:33Oh, that…
21:34I read the other one.
21:35It's not yours.
21:36Yours is this.
21:37Okay, that one does apply to me.
21:38Oh, that's another one.
21:39I didn't read the right one.
21:40I've seen those videos.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Let's see.
21:43So, I think mine today…
21:46Okay.
21:46From horoscope.com would be…
21:48Today's planetary energy should compel you to commit certain acts of self-affirmation
21:56that are needed to define your territory and protect your rights.
22:00You'll be encouraged…
22:01God, Ad, go away.
22:03You'll be encouraged to click this shit.
22:05You'll be encouraged to explore your desires and personal tastes and express your opinion
22:09openly and clearly.
22:10Everyone has an identity to claim.
22:12Don't be bashful about claiming yours now.
22:15They must be home on me because I'm also…
22:17I'm doing YouTube and I voice my opinion all the time.
22:20Don't be afraid, Aaron.
22:20Don't be afraid.
22:21Yeah, that's unlike any other day.
22:23So, it's telling me whenever he said about her being thick skinned, I should have said
22:27I think she's plenty.
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22:49Good try.
22:49Good try.
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