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00:00Hey guys, Coral Blind Wave. I'm Eric. I'm Calvin. I'm Aaron. And we are back with more Kaguya-sama.
00:05Last time on, we dealt with the desires and power of the planets and the effects it has on us.
00:15And also, just... Pluto. Psychology.
00:19I was going to say, Pluto, like, does it lose its power? Like, when we don't believe in it anymore?
00:22Yeah, it has no power. Damn. That sucks.
00:24There's a astronomer who's, like, really, really pulling for Pluto.
00:31I would hope that they do, and then they just make all those other, like, 100-whatever-dwarf planets also
00:36planets.
00:36Yeah.
00:37Let's fucking list. Just name them and add them to the solar system.
00:40We have to have, like, a really, really long mnemonic device to remember them all.
00:43Yeah.
00:44We should just remember all the moons, too.
00:45My Very Energetic Mother...
00:47Crap. I don't remember what his name.
00:50Chests or S9 pizzas.
00:54And all those pizzas had pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple...
01:00How far do you keep them?
01:01I mean, there's a bunch.
01:04There's a bunch out there.
01:05But I told them, don't pay for late pizza.
01:11There's a lot of P's in there.
01:13Yeah, there's a lot of P's in there.
01:14I need to know what they're going to name.
01:16They should name them first.
01:17They're probably already named.
01:18Right?
01:19They aren't named.
01:20Yeah, the ones that we found, but there's a bunch that we haven't found.
01:23We just can see each round.
01:24I don't care about the ones we haven't found.
01:26We can't name the ones you don't know, Eric.
01:27I'm not going to name my kid.
01:28What else happened?
01:29Shabort!
01:40Daddy, daddy, do.
01:42I want all of you.
01:43That sounds weird.
01:46I love the shield as a heart.
01:50I do kind of miss the...
01:51Love is war!
01:52Love is war!
01:53So she's making, like, a box for him.
01:56She's making a box for herself, I think.
01:58And then she...
01:59They're going to share, and she trips.
02:02And then they end up sharing his.
02:05I love this little Scooby-Doo detective group.
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:09Following the clues of the hearts.
02:10The footprints of the hearts.
02:11Yeah.
02:11Look what I made, isn't it?
02:13Oh!
02:16She put her foot behind her other foot to take the step.
02:22Yeah, I don't know what happened there.
02:23Yeah, something gives in goosebumps.
02:25It's time for window shopping!
02:28Gotta make sure you have plenty of cute clothes for Paul.
02:30This is it, Kaguya.
02:32Your chance to finally befriend the president's little sister.
02:35Window shopping!
02:37The ladies originally set this day up during summer vacay.
02:41Yeah?
02:41But never got around to that.
02:43And then, yeah, they did a rain check.
02:45I want to walk with Kaguya as my arm candy.
02:48Uh, okay.
02:49You have no idea how happy this makes me!
02:51Don't you think K is the cutest?
02:54She's as popular with the girls as she is with the boys,
02:56and it's not very hard to see why.
02:58Exactly the type of girl you want to see get defiled in the worst way!
03:01At least I can lock her up and torment her for the rest of her life!
03:05Oh, but you have nothing to worry about, Kaguya!
03:07I get it, you know?
03:09Sometimes it's just, it's the dark thoughts,
03:10like when you're standing on the precipice.
03:13Right?
03:14No?
03:16It's right.
03:17Defiled in the worst way.
03:19The Furiwada says there's monopolizing K's size.
03:22Monopolizing.
03:23Tap that ice, let alone break it.
03:25Tap that ice!
03:26I think it'd be best to wait for them here
03:29until they finish their shopping.
03:32Oh, silver hair.
03:34So, uh...
03:35Yes?
03:36Is there something on your mind, little sis?
03:38What'd you say?
03:39Um, I guess I should have called you Miss Shirogure.
03:41Does that sound better?
03:43Nah.
03:43You can call me K.
03:45It feels so unnatural to call her by her first name
03:47when I barely know her.
03:48On the other hand, this is a major development.
03:51Now I can ask her what to buy the president for his birthday!
03:54It's already fall, and before we know it,
03:56Christmas will be here!
03:57Speaking of Christmas,
03:58what kind of presents are you thinking of
03:59getting your family this year?
04:02That's sick, wait, perfectly!
04:03Our dad usually gives us each a bookstore gift card.
04:06We're at 2,000 yen, but that's about it.
04:07Sure, you guys give each other presents on birthdays, right?
04:10My brother and I aren't really close enough to do that.
04:13He's stupid, disgusting, tells lies for no good reason,
04:17and leaves his clothes inside out after...
04:19God.
04:22But he still slips 1,000 yen into my wallet
04:25every year without saying anything!
04:27And if I ever try to call him out on it,
04:29he feigns ignorance.
04:32He's lying about giving her 1,000 yen for her birthday.
04:35Wow, she really had me worried.
04:37Oh, she tripped it like she tripped!
04:39Whoa, what a save!
04:42Aw.
04:44Looks like you got a little banged up.
04:46You're good as new!
04:48Hey, Kay, wasn't that the handkerchief you bought earlier?
04:51Yes, but it's fine.
04:54That girl needed it more than I did.
04:58Now I'm in love with her!
05:02What's wrong with me?
05:03Even though I'm obviously with Kay,
05:05it kind of feels like...
05:07I'm on a TV with a few years!
05:09It got so high!
05:11I'd be down to do it again sometime if you were.
05:15And maybe next time it could be...
05:18just, uh...
05:19the two of us.
05:19I had so much fun!
05:22No.
05:24Jessabelle, you're the opposite sex,
05:26like you're some kind of cat
05:27when in reality you're trash!
05:28Jeez!
05:29Not the opposite sex!
05:30This is a friendly reminder that...
05:33You've got so high,
05:34you shouldn't have it reached a point of no return!
05:37It's not a group hug without you!
05:40Oh!
05:42The results for today's battle.
05:44Covey wins!
05:45The president has been taught to value money
05:47and not waste it on gifts.
05:49Which means I can't get him something
05:50that's obviously expensive
05:52because he'll just turn it down.
05:53Ah, I see.
05:55Take a ribbon
05:56and wrap it around.
05:58Okay.
05:59Happy birthday to you.
06:01I'm your...
06:04Hmm.
06:09So, what do you think?
06:10If it looks specially made,
06:12it's because that's precisely what it is!
06:13She hasn't even given it
06:14and I'm already embarrassed for her.
06:16You okay?
06:17Is something wrong?
06:18Not at all.
06:19I really miss the days
06:20when you weren't such an idiot.
06:22Idiot!
06:22I'll see you tomorrow!
06:25Yeah, what she said.
06:26I wouldn't be surprised
06:27if it makes him cry tears of joy,
06:29but...
06:29Idiot.
06:31That word keeps running laps in my mind.
06:33Just one tear is good.
06:34I was giving him a cake
06:34to make me an idiot!
06:36Hmm.
06:38Yeah, there you go.
06:39It's totally different!
06:41What the heck is my king king?
06:43I don't look at the bigger,
06:44but it looks like a freaking wedding cake!
06:45I am an idiot!
06:46Hmm.
06:47Hmm.
06:48Just take the top piece off.
06:49Sure.
06:50Well, you could always give it to him
06:51like you originally planned to.
06:53It'd be a real shame
06:53to see all of that yummy cake go to waste.
06:56It's not too late to call it off.
06:58Think it over with a clear hat.
07:00Kage is conflicting emotions ward in her head,
07:03driving a wrench into her decision-making.
07:06More drama, anyone?
07:07Huh?
07:08Okay, let's do it.
07:11Okay, let's do it!
07:13There isn't anything wrong
07:14in doing what you set out to do.
07:16Even if it is a little bit disgusting,
07:17you'll bounce back eventually
07:19This was a horrible idea from the beginning.
07:21Civil war of the mind.
07:23Corbin style!
07:24This is utter ridiculous.
07:26It gets wild.
07:26What absurd thought process
07:28led you to having this monstrosity prepared?
07:30Did you take the top one?
07:31That one's funny.
07:32Yeah, right?
07:33Our ultimate goal
07:34is to make Miyuki Shirogane
07:35confess his undying love to us
07:37from the bottom of his soul.
07:38Oh, yes!
07:39That is the goal!
07:40It's what I've been striving for all this time!
07:42That's like the subtitle of the season, isn't it?
07:44It's because you're in love
07:46with the president.
07:48Objection, your honor!
07:49I think it was the subtitle of the 4th.
07:51The stupid case is another part of the plan
07:53to get him to confess his love for me!
07:55Ah, are you sure about that?
07:56Admit it!
07:57You love him!
07:59But I...
07:59I can't!
08:01That's enough of that!
08:03We are members of the honorable
08:05and distinguished Shinomiya family.
08:07I will admit that Miyuki Shirogane
08:08is a top-caliber contender,
08:10and he certainly has a lot going for him
08:11in terms of physical attraction.
08:13Don't admit things like that!
08:14However, infatuation of this sort
08:16is short-lived.
08:17I'm not in love with him.
08:19And even if the president did confess,
08:22it's not like I would actually date him!
08:25But he's incredible!
08:30I want to go out with him!
08:32Then I want to kiss him!
08:34And maybe even more than that!
08:36Oh my...
08:40A judge?
08:41All three of you are overthinking this.
08:43It's the judge!
08:44This trial is about celebrating
08:46the president's birthday,
08:47not your future together with him.
08:48You could compromise by throwing out the cake
08:51and saying that his gift is you instead.
08:52That's a terrible verdict!
08:54If you come seeking guidance from a kid,
08:56you've got to expect to get advice you won't like.
08:58It's been your decision the whole time.
09:02So, what do you want us to do?
09:07Why did you turn off the light?
09:08Hmm.
09:09Would you mind closing your eyes for a moment?
09:14Sounds like clothes rustling.
09:16Is she getting the cake
09:17or is she wrapping up in a bow?
09:18That's something else.
09:19This thing might literally kill me!
09:20With the candles, probably?
09:22I think the top of the cake.
09:23I think it's the best idea.
09:24Oh, a piece!
09:26Oh, that's so cool!
09:28Perfect.
09:28I wish you a happy birthday.
09:30Go ahead and open your present.
09:32Does she have something else?
09:33Uh, that?
09:35Oh, and I did the calligraphy.
09:38Aw.
09:38On that note,
09:39I think I'll be heading home now.
09:41But whatever you do,
09:44don't open it.
09:45There's a seal!
09:47Oh.
09:48Yeah, I would struggle so hard not opening it.
09:49I would struggle so hard not opening that.
09:52This is awesome!
09:55I feel so alive right now!
10:05This trampoline music is awesome!
10:08Team Kaguya wins!
10:09All the...
10:10To celebrate,
10:12here's Kaguya eating a giant cake!
10:15You study with such diligence and devotion
10:17that you wear a hole through your metal inkstone.
10:20In other words,
10:21she believes this expression
10:22is befitting of a diligent scholar like me.
10:26Listen.
10:29Why did she know me?
10:31I choose to celebrate my birthday
10:32without telling anybody else.
10:34There's no doubt she'd be aware of how it looked,
10:36yet she still endured the embarrassment
10:38of going through with it.
10:39Yeah.
10:39That can't be right, though.
10:41Yeah.
10:41It's way too good to be true.
10:43But it is.
10:48Why'd you get a fancy fan like that?
10:50Yesterday just happened to be my birthday
10:52and she know me and gave it to me as a gift.
10:55I get it.
10:56You stay quiet because you fell in love with him, right?
11:03Checkmate!
11:04Feta complete!
11:06What?
11:15Or resisted.
11:16Even harder.
11:18No.
11:18That's not how I do things.
11:22Besides,
11:23with this new development,
11:24I've reached the level of gift-giving.
11:26Oh, this?
11:27It's a present I got from a good friend of mine.
11:29A friend?
11:32A good friend?
11:34I want to just tell
11:35a little question for you.
11:39Are you secretly in love with Kaguya or something?
11:41Because you can tell me.
11:43It backfired!
11:45No!
11:46I mean, why else would you neglect to tell me about your birthday?
11:49Damn it!
11:50She told me about her!
11:51Of course she did.
11:54Kaguya was putting her plan into motion
11:55before they even set foot in the student council office.
11:58She never said anything!
11:59That's kind of odd.
12:01I wonder why he would tell me and only me
12:03when it's where it was.
12:04Then keep it a secret from everyone else.
12:06I...
12:07I know why!
12:09Tell me his affection is all you care about!
12:11Why else would you refuse to spill the birthday bean towel?
12:13You were trying to be so natural about her giving you that fan, weren't you?
12:17Damn.
12:17What a nightmare!
12:19Beta complete!
12:20Beta complete!
12:21I was going to give her a pass.
12:26You think I only told Shinomiya about my birthday?
12:30Now that's just silly.
12:32Huh?
12:33A year ago, she discovered that date on her own
12:35while reviewing the student...
12:37Oh!
12:38And then remembered it for a year.
12:39If anyone's at fault here,
12:41it's Shinomiya for withholding such knowledge
12:43from everybody else for a whole year.
12:45True.
12:46You've got a point.
12:47But what would make her do that?
12:51Did he forget about the fortune-telling app
12:53we did a few days ago?
12:54I honestly tried to get him to reveal his birthday to the others,
12:57but he wasn't having it.
12:58In fact, he adamantly refused several times.
13:01Oh my gosh!
13:02I could easily do that!
13:04But you can't tell,
13:06that fan is a little more than distracting from that.
13:08Um, what was I saying?
13:10I'm happy to see you're using the fan!
13:12No, that definitely wasn't it!
13:14Imagine this.
13:15The twilight sky is our backdrop.
13:17To put a great deal of effort into that surprise,
13:20I was beyond astonished.
13:21Is that seriously how I went down, Kamiya?
13:24He smacked its cheek with it!
13:28Yesterday was the president's birthday
13:29and no one knew about it!
13:31Guess that makes me know one, then.
13:32Huh?
13:33I see you're already using the fountain pen
13:35I gave you for your birthday.
13:36Oi!
13:37So you knew about the president's birthday before today?
13:40Of course I knew about it.
13:42He's absolutely right!
13:43It's perfectly normal to learn the birthdays
13:45of the people you work with and appreciate.
13:48It never even occurred to you
13:50to find out when the president's birthday was?
13:51I can't believe you're the only one of us
13:53who didn't know!
13:54You call yourself a council member!
13:56You should be a shepherd!
13:59Aw, Fujiwara!
14:01You can run all you want,
14:02but there's no escaping the truth of what you did!
14:04You messed up big time!
14:07Thanks, Sishigami.
14:09You're a really amazing guy.
14:11Saved her.
14:12Results for today's battle.
14:14Fujiwara loses big time!
14:22So they're both, like, bragging to each other
14:24about being friends with Kaguya.
14:27Mm-hmm.
14:28I love this build-up-to-the-birthday thing.
14:30This whole episode had a whole birthday theme around it.
14:32And that stemmed from last time, too, right?
14:35With the horoscope thing.
14:36Mm-hmm.
14:37That was really neat.
14:39And we got to meet more of the sister
14:40and the other sister.
14:42Mm-hmm.
14:43Fujiwara's and, uh,
14:45Shirogane?
14:48Shirogane?
14:49Shirogane?
14:50Shirogane?
14:50Shirogane.
14:51Shirogane.
14:51Shirogane.
14:52K is his sister in Moeha?
14:56Moeha.
14:57Moeha.
14:57Moeha.
14:58Yeah.
14:59I love it.
14:59They're like,
15:00Squish!
15:01What are you doing with the opposite sex?
15:03What are you doing?
15:04Throwing yourself at a member of the opposite sex!
15:07Or whatever she said.
15:09I can't remember.
15:09Jezebel.
15:10Jezebel.
15:10Jezebel.
15:11Jezebel.
15:13Reminder that he's not a man.
15:17Jezebel.
15:20But, the whole, like, debate thing, whatever.
15:22Like, I love, like, the internal monologue of it all.
15:24Like, trying to figure out what to do.
15:25But, by the end of it, the whole, like,
15:27let me just cut a piece, take the 17, put it there.
15:31It's combining what?
15:32There was a thing for cake before he had, I think, right?
15:34Mm-hmm.
15:34Where, like, he doesn't really get cake very often.
15:37Um, and then...
15:38Because that's when they were like,
15:39we don't even get Christmas cake.
15:40Yeah.
15:40Right?
15:41So, you get the cake aspect, but also the birthday thing.
15:45So, it's like, look, I was listening, or she was listening.
15:47She was taking things.
15:48Yeah.
15:48She did remember.
15:49To different things.
15:50Yeah.
15:50And that's a good thing, too, where it's like,
15:51here's a piece of cake.
15:52As opposed to the big thing, where it's like,
15:54now, remember how you said about the money thing?
15:56Yeah.
15:56This is a little too much.
15:59Yeah.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Now, maybe if you were, like, throwing a party,
16:01and there was going to be, like, 20 people there,
16:03or something like that,
16:04and you needed, like, some more cake,
16:05like, it might be okay.
16:06But, like, sheet cake is also good for parties.
16:09Sure.
16:09You don't have to have a quadruple tier.
16:11No.
16:11Sometimes, like, I've eaten cake,
16:12and you start getting, like, that super head rush thing
16:14of just too much sugar.
16:15Yeah.
16:16And you're just like, that's too much.
16:18I definitely prefer less icing as well, to more.
16:22Like, I don't like the big, thick icing on the cake.
16:25It depends how good the cake is.
16:27Sometimes cake can be a little bit too dry,
16:29and I'll be like, eh, I'll make up for it
16:30with a little bit more extra icing.
16:32Yeah, I would just prefer even less icing
16:35if the cake is dry.
16:36I would greatly prefer a glass of milk.
16:39Yeah, that always helps.
16:40I know people who don't like the cake so much,
16:43but if it's good icing, they like the icing.
16:46I haven't even seen, like, cupcakes,
16:47where, like, and kids have done it too,
16:48where, like, they have a cupcake,
16:49they eat all the icing off,
16:51but they leave the cupcake.
16:52You know what I mean?
16:52Oh, no.
16:53Yeah.
16:54No.
16:55You know, I'd never felt more seen
16:58than whenever I was in,
17:00it was my senior year of high school,
17:01and the girls that I would sit at,
17:05like, lunch with made me a cake,
17:08and on top of it,
17:09they had Yoda fighting Grievous.
17:12And I was like, oh, this is great.
17:13And then later, one of the girls was like,
17:14no, don't get upset.
17:15I know this isn't canon,
17:17and they've never actually fought.
17:18I'm like, you guys know me so well.
17:22It was very sweet.
17:23Yeah.
17:24At least they didn't have, like,
17:25Yoda fighting Obi-Wan,
17:26or something like that.
17:27Ridiculous.
17:28But they went and they bought two, like,
17:30three and three-quarter action figures
17:31and used those as the top school.
17:33Not a good guy and a bad guy.
17:35That's neat.
17:36Yoda fighting Grievous would be fun.
17:37It would be.
17:38Yoda probably would win.
17:39Yeah, definitely.
17:40Yeah.
17:40He has the force.
17:41I mean,
17:42Yoda would get the lead,
17:44and then Grievous would run away.
17:45Yeah.
17:46One of my favorite fights is
17:47Yoda versus Asaz Ventress.
17:49There's one move,
17:50he just takes her lightsabers from her.
17:52Yeah.
17:53What was the
17:53Defiled in the Worst Way thing?
17:55What was the actual context?
17:57On which part?
17:58She's like,
17:59oh, she's so adorable,
18:00I wanted her to be
18:00Defiled in the Worst Way.
18:03And you were like,
18:03oh my god,
18:04and I looked at you.
18:06I think it's, like,
18:07the cuteness aggression.
18:10Like,
18:10oh, I just want to eat her
18:10in her legs,
18:11like that type of thing.
18:12Kind of.
18:12Kind of like that.
18:13And then also, like,
18:14that Call of the Void
18:15in a way where it's like,
18:16I know this isn't
18:16a right thing to do,
18:17but, like,
18:18you just want to be like,
18:19oh,
18:19I could just eat that whole baby,
18:21you know?
18:21You want to bite those toes off?
18:22Yeah, I think it's related to that.
18:24Like, what,
18:25you don't have that happen?
18:25And you're just like,
18:27like,
18:28what'd you write?
18:29Like we're in a therapy session.
18:32Nothing.
18:33Alright, well,
18:34season two so far
18:35has delivered.
18:36Yeah, I like this one.
18:37That was really good.
18:38I love their
18:39combat in the end,
18:40where it's like,
18:41why did only
18:42these two know
18:43about his birthday?
18:44And that's the whole thing.
18:45It's like,
18:45you only told her,
18:46why'd you only tell her?
18:47You only wanted a present from her,
18:48why'd you only want a present from her?
18:49And then it turns into like,
18:50oh no,
18:50she remembered from a year ago,
18:52from finding out.
18:53I never even told her.
18:54Yeah.
18:54Why did she do that?
18:55And then arrive here,
18:57and give me this,
18:57in a dark room,
18:58there was candle lights.
19:00And then he had to show up
19:02and ruin it all.
19:03Yeah.
19:03He's like,
19:04I lost all my advantage.
19:08I just like the,
19:09I like the one up,
19:11but I also loved her,
19:13she had such a good response,
19:15like I tried to get him
19:15to announce it,
19:16but he wouldn't do it.
19:17And then it's like,
19:18oh, the fans are so cute.
19:21That was so funny.
19:24What was I thinking?
19:25Oh, oh, oh.
19:27That was funny.
19:27I love that.
19:29So, yeah.
19:30But yeah,
19:31no,
19:31it's been fun.
19:32I'm looking forward to
19:33how this season progresses.
19:35If it progresses.
19:36Or do we keep a lot of status quos.
19:38I mean,
19:39we're in the gift giving phase.
19:40We are.
19:41Like,
19:42will he give her a gift?
19:43He did help with the fireworks,
19:44you know?
19:45That was a gift,
19:46kind of.
19:46They should be exchanging gifts more.
19:48And it should be like
19:49an escalation competition thing
19:51like that, right?
19:52Maybe.
19:52Like,
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19:57Going too far?
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20:05What?
20:06That's the gift?
20:06That's the gift you want?
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20:15Oh.
20:16Oh.
20:16You can do that for me?
20:17No.
20:18No.
20:18Well,
20:19why does it do that?
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