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00:07so which way do i switch right right right ladies i need your help what do you think
00:12the black tuxedo with the wings or the black tux with the wings what do you think i mean it's
00:17nuanced right okay does that help now i'm confused oh me too because i like the buttons on that one
00:25you like the buttons i love it how about this oh my god even better what about from this thing
00:29hey close that you go boy all right all right murray what both are the same suit
00:42showbiz
00:44come join our parties they live in room size
01:04hey well hey there humans and non-humans alike i'm murray hill and welcome to drag me to dinner
01:10the show that promises the most fabulous dinner parties this side of the gender spectrum
01:15tonight two teams of your favorite drag queens will go head to head to throw drag-tastic theme
01:21parties for our judges the judges will be focusing on design and decor food and drink
01:27and entertainment and overall lives to decide which team is greater so let's meet tonight's teams
01:36hi you guys my name is salmanilla i am from new york city and i am undercooked and over consumed
01:41i'm chelsea piers i'm from new york city we are team piersnilla i'm just workshopping things here i
01:48don't know oh she would she would put her name first
01:53my name is pixie aventura i'm known as a lip-sync dancing diva
01:59my name is mary cherry mother of brooklyn drag the redemption carrier
02:06we are facing off against two of our new york city sisters ferocious ferocious
02:12oh oh
02:15they don't have the skills that pixie and i have
02:18exposure is the top prize of this game i'm looking forward to opportunities um hopefully
02:24that lead towards health insurance we got it in the bag baby yeah come on in ladies
02:41come on grandma let's do this hi
02:47oh my god that scream that's supposed to be my reaction when i see it pixie i want to make
02:53sure i said your name right okay pixie aventura
03:00aventura you should know how to use your tongue take it easy
03:05now uh selma were you named after a bad dining experience
03:08a hundred percent it was a chicken cordon blue and let's just say i was feeling blue afterwards
03:14well now you're feeling purple and now you're feeling purple and you look gorgeous
03:18mary are you excited to be here today i am so excited i'm also very excited to become the future
03:24mary hill
03:27all right well i i am happy to be with you in fact let's just see who can see
03:31no i love you i just smell like duty free
03:34it's chanel number five darling thank you okay
03:38now what are you looking to get out of this experience
03:40money exposure oh um we're playing for nothing
03:44oh cool that's good to know i was not aware all right queens no dinner party would be complete
03:49without a fantastic theme and here to reveal tonight's theme please welcome our resident expert
03:55the life of the party david burka
04:00thank you very much it's crazy hello ladies hello hello you guys ready for a sausage fest
04:10oh yeah you're married well ladies tonight's theme
04:17is tailgate wiener roast
04:21now remember queens the judges will be paying attention to food and drink decor and design
04:27entertainment and overall vibe usually a casual affair where food is mostly served out of the
04:33beds of trucks i'd love to see you guys play with the notion of comfort food you know small bites
04:38like
04:38pigs in a blanket or skewered meats crock pot creations what did you call us
04:44and as always you both have a handy helper to assist you
04:49now girls this is your time to shine and impress our judges because if you do spectacular prizes
04:56await you including these a baby bottle full of babies a nut sack
05:02a cup tape a share cootery board a bathtub of butter
05:07ode to harry styles 55 gallons of lube
05:10a high five from bianca del rio herself all the crackers you can carry
05:15and the grandest prize of them all the glorious golden greater because one team is great
05:23but the other is greater ladies are you ready to get this dinner party started
05:33down girl down girl
05:34all right start the clock and release those queens
05:41there are 90 minutes on the clock queens
05:45wiener roast rena refus what was the tailgating wiener roast
05:49wiener roast it's game time it's game time running is cardio and i don't do that all right
05:53all right david have you ever been to a tailgate
05:55yeah my dad was so happy that i went to university of michigan
05:59and then he was happier that i was walking distance to the stadium
06:03the first thing that comes to mind is like like sports unfortunately
06:06the first time i've ever heard a gay person say that in my life
06:08i know and you'll never you'll never hear it again
06:10my dad they would tailgate at my house
06:12oh my god
06:13it was a huge deal
06:14every single saturday
06:15and did you cook and prepare everything
06:16i was usually hung over
06:19do you know anything about sports
06:20yeah baseball baseball basketball football
06:23so many balls uh let's go with baseball because that's like the tightest of pants
06:27in american past and i like you know what i mean
06:29what's the first thing you think of tailgate
06:31you tailgate at football
06:32there's always some sort of performance aspect of it
06:34okay so maybe like a halftime show
06:38yeah okay i'm down
06:39okay so let's make it just like gay as hell
06:42well obviously
06:44food wise i feel like there's a lot to go on
06:46because like when i go to a baseball game which is often
06:49yeah always
06:50hey hot soft pretzel
06:51hot soft pretzel
06:52beer cheese
06:52how about a corndog
06:53oh corndog
06:54corndog
06:54in baseball you slide into the bases
06:57bases are loaded
07:00so what are you thinking for the cocktail
07:01maybe a punch like a punch bowl right
07:04home
07:04rum
07:06punch
07:08have you ever met a genius
07:09have you ever met a genius
07:10there's two right here
07:11amazing
07:11what do you want to do for food
07:12how about our backgrounds
07:13cultural
07:14cultural backgrounds
07:15colombian hot dogs
07:16all different types of meat make it into a hot dog
07:18but then it's like the layers of sauces chips and everything goes on top it is so good
07:24my people are from like the south
07:26okay
07:26jambalaya
07:27okay i think that's perfect
07:29let's do jambalaya
07:30a stadium fruit
07:33uh concoction
07:34and it's flavorful
07:35yes
07:36absolutely
07:37when i'm thinking americana
07:39since we're thinking about tailgate
07:40yeah
07:40lemonade stand
07:41spiked lemonade
07:42i get it spiked
07:44what's a spike
07:45you spike the ball
07:46for what
07:47football
07:47why are you spiking a ball
07:49i don't know
07:49ask straight people
07:50i don't know
07:51what does that mean
07:51it's just spike it
07:52and what happens
07:55they win
07:55when you spike a ball
07:57i don't know
07:58okay anyway
08:01weenie roast
08:02weenie roast
08:03baby
08:04i think these are
08:06perfect
08:07i was gonna say i think they're baseball things
08:09i'm unfamiliar with the sport
08:10but yeah
08:10friends in nyc queens
08:12salmanilla and chelsea peers
08:14are no stranger to a stage
08:16these two theatrical queens pull inspiration
08:19from their personal experiences
08:20and love of broadway
08:22and you know what
08:22i think honestly
08:23if we can't use this on the set
08:25it can become a nice corset
08:26you know
08:26they are always ready to put on a show
08:29and i'm looking forward to seeing what they've got for us tonight
08:32okay i think there should be a sequin everywhere
08:34obviously nick is gay as hell
08:36okay well
08:36we don't want to make too many sequins
08:38we don't want to be tacky
08:41you're on my team girl
08:42yeah babes
08:43okay so
08:44pixie abitura
08:45and mary cherry
08:46are both stars of the new york city drag scene
08:49and they actually like each other
08:50mary is a comedy queen
08:52known as the mother of brooklyn drag
08:54while pixie
08:55is a manhattan show queen
08:57i can't wait to see what these two queens whip up today
09:00why don't we do like
09:02a wiener like photo op
09:04a wiener throne
09:05yes baby
09:06a wiener throne
09:07yeah
09:07i really wish we had some
09:09some help
09:10you know
09:10like resistance
09:11wait let's
09:11oh my god
09:15can we get more of these maybe
09:17like this
09:19yeah
09:19and some back there
09:20as well
09:21alright
09:22thanks boys
09:22thanks boys
09:27i need a man
09:28yes
09:29there we go
09:31hi boys
09:35hi baby
09:36hold on
09:36we just need to open that up a little bit
09:39i swear to god
09:42don't let me talk to my agent
09:43because it's impossible to do that
09:44with all of that luggage
09:45it's just not gonna happen
09:46excuse me
09:47i'm on the phone
09:51i'm so sorry
09:52i don't know how she's a loud ass mother
09:55like they have never had a business call
09:57they're used to this kind of
09:58please
09:58please
10:02i'm gonna have to call you back
10:04alright ladies
10:05there are 60 minutes to go
10:08oh my god
10:08okay
10:09murray i don't accept that
10:10damn
10:11keep your bills lit
10:12because before time is up
10:14you need to finish your food and drinks
10:15decorate your party rooms
10:17and get ready to entertain the judges
10:19this is a tight game
10:20somebody needs to score
10:22we need some rum
10:23for our home rum
10:24lunch
10:26let's go
10:26hey kids how are you
10:28we thought we could raid your liquor cabinet
10:29yeah
10:30what you got here
10:31my liquor's your liquor
10:32we need rum
10:33rum
10:33rum amazing
10:34oh that's good dark rum
10:35you want one or two bottles
10:36maybe three
10:37give me another one
10:38while you're at it
10:40and then how about a little white wine
10:41from a little rosé perhaps
10:42bubbly or non-bubbly
10:44just give it all to me
10:45honestly
10:45we're gonna drop it
10:46we're throwing a party
10:47we're throwing a tailgate weenie rose
10:49thank you so much
10:49and can we take that pheasant as well
10:51yeah
10:51and you know what
10:52can i get her
10:52we need all the help we can get
10:54honestly
10:54yeah just
10:55she looks like plans for that pheasant
10:57she looks like she knows what she's doing
10:58perfect
10:59you got it
10:59you got it
10:59thank you
11:00i love not carrying a single thing
11:02let's go
11:03murray keep up
11:04murray keep up please
11:05come on
11:05all right there we go
11:06we got it
11:06we got it
11:07perfect
11:07all right
11:08anywhere
11:08oh wow
11:09incredible
11:10i'm gonna start making
11:11our spiked lemonade
11:13i went to public school
11:15so
11:17what's the ounce
11:18girl an ounce
11:19right here
11:19this is the ounce
11:20it's all the way in that
11:21so that's one ounce
11:22that's one ounce
11:23that's one ounce
11:23that's how much vodka
11:25we're putting in the drink
11:26that's just one drink boo
11:27oh
11:29we gotta multiply it later
11:32oh no
11:32no we just multiply it by six
11:34okay
11:35times it by six
11:36so it's six ounces
11:37times six
11:38yes
11:39that's how you do it
11:40six ounces
11:41but is that how you do it
11:42yes
11:43so if it's six and a half ounces
11:45that's times six
11:46uh-huh
11:46so that is
11:49helpers
11:50which one of you
11:51is good at math
11:52all right queen
11:53i've got a trivia question
11:54uh for you on this wonderful card
11:56that the art department made
11:57trivia
11:58it's trivia time
12:00whichever team
12:02answers this question right
12:03will get an extra hand
12:04from our expert
12:06david burka
12:07and the other team
12:08will get some tips
12:10from sue shack
12:11david's aunt
12:11all right
12:12let's play ball
12:14lay it on us murray
12:15come on here we go
12:16how many hot dogs
12:17are consumed by americans
12:19during a normal
12:20baseball season
12:22two million
12:23two million
12:24i was getting
12:24five million five hundred
12:26one dollar bob
12:27i say five million
12:29ten million
12:3012 million
12:3150 million
12:3215 million
12:32150 million
12:34a hundred million
12:35250 million
12:36500 million
12:38this is stupid
12:39250 million
12:403 billion
12:41100 million
12:42a trillion
12:43you're getting close
12:44you're getting close
12:4560 billion
12:4550 billion
12:4750 billion
12:4830 billion
12:49the first team to shout out
12:517 billion wins
12:547 billion
12:55the winners
12:58sorry i was like not trying to get
12:59nozzled today
13:02it's time to get a special tip from david
13:05where are we at
13:06where are we at
13:06sorry did you start your burgers
13:08portion out all your burgers at the same time
13:10so they're all the same size
13:11see how this is all misshapen and weird
13:14right you want to get a crust on the burger
13:16to season the outside
13:18so you get that nice crust
13:21it's nice to do an indentation with your thumb
13:24because that's going to fill in
13:25and everything's going to get nice and juicy
13:27and you want them just a little bit bigger than the bun
13:29because they're going to shrink down right
13:30yes
13:31i'm just over here beating my meat
13:32my meat
13:33also but don't
13:34try not to touch your patties that much
13:36okay yes
13:37you want to slowly do it
13:38because the more you the more you fondle your meat
13:40the more it
13:41it gets hard
13:43too hard
13:43we're really leaning into this
13:44aren't we
13:45thank you
13:47salt and pepper salt and pepper
13:48i don't know the name
13:50never beers sous chef is here
13:52go on
13:53uh oh
13:54it's sous chef
13:58this is so annoying
14:01wow
14:02what the f*** is even happening
14:04what is happening
14:04oh wow
14:15don't you even dare
14:17don't you even dare
14:18you ain't
14:18what are you doing
14:21get out
14:21oh my god
14:22i'm trying to get my food
14:23oh my god
14:24oh my god
14:25oh my god
14:25i'm getting the medic
14:28i'm getting the medic
14:28i'm getting the medic
14:29ah
14:30hey tweetle dee tweetle dee
14:32how are y'all doing
14:32we're good baby how are you
14:34great we just had a crazy white woman come through here
14:36it's all good
14:37i told chelsea not to go over there
14:39yeah
14:40well here we are
14:41are you okay
14:42are you okay
14:42are you okay
14:42are you okay
14:43are you okay
14:44we're okay
14:45ladies five minutes to go
14:47five minutes to go
14:47oh my god
14:49oh my gosh
14:50oh my gosh
14:51oh the buns
14:52baby
14:52oh get it
14:53get it
14:56it's good
14:57this is what it looks like
14:58when i bend over
14:59okay
14:59babe we gotta put the ball
15:01the balls in
15:02oh
15:03oh
15:05okay
15:06it's my time to walk around
15:08and not do anything
15:09ow
15:09i feel like raw onion
15:12is just not like
15:13special enough
15:14you know
15:15should i caramelize them
15:15yeah
15:16can you caramelize them
15:17i don't know
15:18let's fry them
15:19oh look at it's sizzling crackle
15:21all right
15:24all right
15:25okay so that's done
15:26okay
15:28oh shit
15:37oh shit
15:39i was rushing
15:40what a shame
15:42queens
15:43you must be inside your dining room
15:45when the curtains are closed
15:47wait what
15:48and they are closing in 30 seconds
15:50this is not even boiling
15:51it's alarming how much smoke is coming off this pan right now
15:54oh my gosh
15:57i don't know what the hipsters are into nowadays
16:04so gross
16:05oh my god i can only chop it up
16:08you're such a bitch
16:10nine
16:11eight
16:11played it
16:12played it
16:12we gotta played it
16:13six
16:14five
16:14oh god
16:15the curtains are closing
16:16three
16:16three
16:17two
16:17come on get in there
16:18boys
16:18pose
16:20time's up queens
16:21touchdown
16:26god that made me
16:27randy
16:29oh my god my blood pressure's going nuts
16:32is there a medic around
16:33they could send over
16:34because i need a hot dog
16:35hey i hope these queens have their game faces on
16:37and are ready to host the judges
16:39because
16:39it's party time
16:47drag me to dinner
16:49welcome back to drag me to dinner on hulu
16:52sorry you couldn't afford premium
16:56well we're about to head to our first tailgate wiener roast
16:59but before we do
17:00let's meet our judges
17:03she's the star of stage and screen
17:05and she's here to meet a boyfriend
17:07i wonder if she likes a short guy
17:10who's a little chubby with a mustache
17:12just like this
17:14here she is
17:15hanifa wood
17:16hey pookie
17:18it's good to see you
17:19you call me pookie
17:20yes i do
17:21oh that's a first time
17:22thank you
17:22you're welcome
17:23all right
17:23our next judger is funny
17:25fashionable
17:26and has the mouth of a sailor
17:27with a face to match
17:29i didn't write this okay
17:30i'm sorry i'm just reading it
17:31please say hi
17:32to bianca del rio
17:34ah
17:35hello murray
17:36here come stand
17:37come stand up my side
17:38on your good side
17:39come here
17:39actually we all know
17:40my good side is my face in a pillow
17:45and finally
17:46he acts
17:47sings
17:47and signs my paychecks
17:50say hi
17:51to neil patrick harris
17:52thanks murray
17:53i love your suit
17:54it's the best
17:57now it's time
17:58to see what our queens have in store
18:00for us at the first tailgate wiener roast
18:03all right you crazy kids
18:05head backstage
18:06come on
18:06i'll see you in a minute
18:07let's go let's go let's go
18:09it's time for the first dinner party
18:11of the night
18:12i give you chelsea piers
18:14and salmonella in
18:16take me out
18:17to the broad game
18:30oh my gosh
18:32this place really came together
18:34salva
18:35hey we turned this out
18:36i can't believe we did it all by ourselves
18:38oh they're here
18:40we're here
18:41oh my god
18:45how are you honey
18:46i'm great
18:47how are you
18:48look at this
18:49do you guys want to have a seat
18:51have a seat
18:51have a seat
18:52make yourselves comfortable
18:53hot helpers
18:54can we get some drinks
18:55for our guests
18:56this is our
18:57home rum hunt
19:00isn't that queer
19:01never asked this question
19:02but what's in it
19:02um
19:04that's a her question
19:05you know what
19:06you know i wish i could remember
19:07but the brain is like the swiss cheese on the sliders
19:10um
19:10which by the way
19:11are our loaded base sliders
19:15because we all love when the bases are loaded
19:17i love the pun
19:18like baseball
19:21i got it
19:22yeah baby
19:23yeah
19:23hey cheers
19:24cheers
19:24cheers
19:25cheers
19:26cheers
19:26cheers everyone
19:27cheers
19:27so chelsea please tell me more about the food
19:30yes please
19:30well you have an array
19:32of finger foods
19:33that you might find
19:34at a stadium
19:34so we've got
19:36some loaded potato skins over here
19:38we've got some corn dogs
19:39selma i'm gonna pitch to you
19:40yeah baby
19:41okay so right over here
19:42i got beer cheese
19:43and pretzel bites
19:44okay
19:44question
19:45yes
19:45yeah baby
19:46answer
19:46what are your backgrounds in sports
19:48i mean it's obvious
19:49that you don't like sports
19:50but you like a party
19:51and that's what i say
19:52just throw a theme
19:53i mean that's why we chose baseball
19:54because it's like the gayest sport
19:55who's the pitcher
19:56and who's the catcher
19:57oh
19:57oh
19:58good question
19:58i mean
19:59very good question
20:00i play all the positions
20:01well i know that y'all are gonna find this shocking
20:03but
20:04panifa and i have been together for a short period of time
20:06and i'm the pitcher
20:08yeah because i'm sure i caught something
20:10yeah
20:12why are you so mean
20:13this punch i should rub it on my crotch
20:15yeah
20:15what's going on over there
20:16this burger to me is very delicious
20:19good
20:19like not only is it a slider
20:21but it seems like a classy slider right
20:22david taught us a lot about seasoning the meat
20:24which is very important
20:26you know what's not seasoned
20:27your ass
20:29fascinating
20:30i cleaned it
20:32y'all asked about our relationships with sports
20:34selma kind of gave you her background
20:36i'm gonna be honest
20:37i don't know a thing about sports
20:38but one thing that we both do know about is uh musical theater
20:41i love a song and a dance
20:43can you imagine
20:45yeah
20:45so you know we're having a tailgate
20:46and with a little bit of a broadway twist
20:48if you take a look around
20:48and we thought you know what
20:49maybe we'll
20:50maybe we'll put on a little show
20:51you never know who's in the parking lot
20:53you know what i mean
20:53a show i mean
20:54if you guys want one
20:55if you insist
20:56i mean
20:57i don't think any of us insisted
20:59but okay
20:59our hot helpers
21:00can you lock the door
21:01yeah
21:01just lock the door
21:02don't get out
21:03ready ready ready ready
21:04i've got to stretch a little bit
21:05hold on just just
21:05up and down
21:06up and down
21:07up and down
21:07kegel kegel
21:08one two three four
21:09one two three four
21:09ee
21:10n-y-c-e-e
21:11you ready
21:12you guys ready
21:13yes
21:14head in
21:16selma i sure hope they're keeping score out there
21:19me too chelsea
21:20because we're about to knock it out the bar
21:22turn me out at the tailgate
21:28watch us slay for the crowd
21:32catch what we're pitching and read my lips
21:37a curveball ain't got nothing on these foam lips
21:41so it's kick ball change for the drag queens
21:45if you don't tip it's a shame
21:49we're just one
21:51and you boys
21:52fit a hot dog between these buns
21:55two
21:55i got some peanuts and cracker trucks in my life
22:00slam slam all stars
22:03on the road
22:06two
22:07two
22:07two
22:09three
22:12two
22:13yeah
22:13oh my goodness
22:16so uh
22:17what do you guys think
22:18what do you think
22:19thanks but it's a hard pass
22:21really
22:22but
22:23this party
22:25was a touchdown
22:28that's football right
22:31have your halftime snacks
22:32as the second party is moments away
22:36drag me to dinner
22:40hey hey did you call a car
22:42no we got this
22:43oh god these cars are never meant for wigs
22:46this is
22:46my wig is doing just fine
22:48thank you very much
22:48let's go
22:49okay
22:50that was a fun party
22:52oh look out
22:54I think I hit it
22:55oh my god you farted
22:57I'm sorry
22:57I think it was the season
22:59we're here
23:00okay
23:03okay it's time for tonight's second dinner party
23:06starring Pixie Aventura
23:07and Mary Cherry
23:09it's Super Ho Sunday
23:21welcome to our tailgate wiener road
23:23come on in
23:25hey
23:26hey
23:26hey
23:27hey
23:28hey
23:29oh my god boys
23:30thank you so much for all the help
23:32this looks so good
23:32this looks so good
23:33all we need is our guests
23:35because our wieners are getting cold
23:40come on in
23:42hello
23:42hello
23:46welcome
23:47please put your whistles around your neck
23:49can I leave it like this
23:50yes I love it
23:51it's a fashion
23:52all right welcome everyone
23:53I think we should like remember this moment
23:56I think we should have a photo op
23:57yeah
23:57should we go to the wiener throne over there
24:00yes come come come y'all
24:01we have the wiener throne
24:03oh
24:03everyone that takes a photo
24:05you have to wear our hot dog gloves
24:07okay okay
24:08oh David you first
24:09all right so we got the camera over here
24:12keep bouncing keep bouncing
24:13if you can get a little closer
24:14oh my god
24:17yeah
24:18come on now pose
24:19now pose
24:20pose
24:20give me a look
24:22yes
24:23yes
24:23up
24:24get it up
24:24up
24:25it
24:27I don't want to sit on the wiener chair
24:29because this is fashion
24:30you sit on wiener chair before
24:32okay fine
24:32don't act like you've never sat on a wiener chair
24:34now this has been a long time
24:36oh I'm so sorry
24:36sit on a wiener
24:37oh my gosh
24:37actually you should give one to Bianca
24:39so she looks a little feminine
24:40oh
24:42wait let me cross my legs
24:43you gotta bounce
24:44you gotta bounce
24:52cheers to new friends
24:53that we'll never see again
24:55I know that's right
24:57let the dinner party begin
25:01sorry sound department
25:03all right ladies and gents
25:04here we go
25:05we got some chicken and sausage jambalaya
25:07yes baby
25:09then we've got all the fruits baby
25:11because we are here
25:11and my personal favorite
25:13we got some Colombian hot dogs
25:15we've got vegan
25:16and as well some regular hot dogs
25:17vegan
25:18there's all types of
25:19yeah we cooked it together
25:20yeah
25:21are we ready for the food
25:23let's dig in
25:23yes
25:24and can I ask
25:25and I'm assuming
25:26because I don't know much
25:27about sports
25:28because I'm not a lesbian
25:30is this about football
25:33yes
25:33okay
25:34around here in the center
25:35we have a football arena
25:38okay
25:39and the vegetables
25:40because veggies are important
25:41too many people eat fried food
25:43speak of which
25:44you mean the fruit
25:44wait a minute
25:45there's no vegetables here
25:46right
25:46which veggies are you talking about
25:50the corn
25:51the corn
25:52oh
25:52that's a car
25:54is this Latina
25:55no this is just white people stuff
25:57no
25:58we're international
25:58healthy stuff
25:59that everyone in the world
26:00should be partaking in
26:02nice
26:02right
26:03and that's the thing
26:03we wanted it to be family style
26:05because family style
26:06is also all American
26:08right
26:08family style is also
26:09a single order for you
26:10I understand
26:14now don't choke bitch
26:15don't choke
26:16I'm a porcelain
26:17so um
26:18the illusion
26:18is there
26:20the illusion
26:21the delusion
26:23don't make any comments
26:25about the watermelon
26:26oh my god
26:27that was dumb
26:27no not auntie
26:29are you calling me auntie
26:30oh okay calm down
26:31how old do you think that I am
26:33you just lost points
26:34no
26:34you just lost
26:35no auntie
26:35I am auntie
26:37but all aunties can be
26:38you can be 13
26:39come on you can be 13
26:40to be auntie
26:40I am 13
26:41alright before we end everything
26:43I want to give y'all
26:44a little halftime
26:45so are you down with that
26:45yeah
26:50go on bed
26:53you gave too little
26:56for too long
26:59now you won't even stay
27:03until the end of the song
27:06end of the song
27:08end of the song
27:10end of the song
27:12end of the song
27:12end of the song
27:13now I'm in the spotlight
27:17I hope you have a good time
27:21you were wearing out my soul
27:23come on take it out
27:24take it out bitch
27:25now it's time to let it go
27:28hey
27:29come on Mary
27:53this may be the most tragic performance
27:58I've ever loved
28:00you're welcome
28:00in my whole life
28:02cheers baby
28:04find out which team
28:06scored the winning touchdown
28:07next
28:09drag me to dinner
28:13let's get judgy
28:15that was two incredible
28:17and occasionally wild parties
28:19our first party was
28:21Chelsea and Selma's
28:22take me out
28:23to the broad game
28:24Neil what was your
28:25like overall vibe
28:26we came into their
28:27living room
28:28and it was
28:29fairly normal
28:30it felt like a party
28:31I would go to
28:32at someone's house
28:33so I was a bit disappointed
28:34in just sort of
28:35the overall thematics
28:36of it
28:36it felt more
28:37that they were doing it
28:38because they wanted
28:39jobs on Broadway
28:40which I thought
28:41was a funny take
28:42on the tailgate vibe
28:44I think that the performances
28:45were okay
28:47I didn't get a good look
28:48at them
28:48I was basically seeing
28:49their backs perform
28:50but I think they did
28:51a lot of back acting
28:52which was great
28:53I love their performance
28:55I mean I've hosted
28:57the Tony Awards
28:57wow
28:58is that something to brag about
29:00how very dare you sir
29:02they did crispy onions
29:04and it was loaded
29:05on the bases loaded slider
29:07is what they were calling it
29:08and they did a great job
29:09I thought it was like
29:10a classy spread
29:11remember the cups
29:12that they had
29:12all the needs around
29:13the cup
29:14the solo cups
29:14I love that
29:15and you know what's funny
29:16she hasn't said classy spread
29:17since she saw me naked
29:19listen I know you're
29:20going to be shocked by this
29:21but I'm a gay man
29:22I expected a little more
29:24from the decor
29:24I thought it could have been
29:26a little more fabulous
29:27and exciting
29:28they had a table runner
29:29that was astroturf
29:30I thought that was
29:31fairly clever
29:32alright let's talk about
29:33the second dinner party
29:35which got pretty out of hand
29:36Pixie and Mary
29:37the super hoe party
29:39they were all over the place
29:41there was beer spitting
29:43and ice being thrown
29:44and beer cans being
29:46smashed on teats
29:47I felt like it was
29:49what I wanted in this show
29:50which was chaos
29:52okay
29:53so Hanifa
29:54at this party
29:54you sat on the wiener throne
29:56what exactly was enjoyable
29:58about the wiener throne
29:59well it was soft
30:01and there were lots of wieners
30:03it was meaty
30:04you know
30:04it squeaked
30:05I didn't even know
30:06that it was squeaking
30:07because I was just
30:07twerking so hard
30:08you know
30:09you look good
30:09thank you
30:10I've been doing some pilates
30:11we were at that party
30:13and we could see
30:13that Pixie did all the work
30:15stop
30:15well she was there
30:17she was in the moment
30:18we were guests at her party
30:20I don't even think
30:21Cherry cooked the thing
30:21the food was very tasty
30:23I thought their food
30:24was fantastic
30:25yes it was
30:25and they did a really good job
30:26the jambalaya was
30:28very delicious
30:29covering food
30:30all around the world
30:31yeah
30:31great idea
30:32and doing an international thing
30:33each one of them
30:33I thought was fairly solid
30:35Bianca
30:35what did you think
30:36of the performance
30:36I thought Pixie
30:38sounded amazing
30:39I thought that was brilliant
30:40for sure
30:40and I thought
30:41you know
30:41a drag queen
30:41who can really sing
30:43but I enjoyed it thoroughly
30:45and then
30:46the other aspect
30:48came in
30:48which was of course
30:49this 3D
30:50performance art
30:51that I did not expect
30:52listen
30:53it was performance art
30:55at its best
30:56if you're comparing
30:58the two performances
30:59the first two girls
31:01did a full performance
31:02that they had rehearsed
31:03that they had practiced
31:04and I think that was better
31:05okay
31:06there's one thing
31:07that's like
31:08super polished
31:09and wonderful
31:10but then there's
31:10a whole nother genius
31:12to just being creative
31:13you think there's
31:13a clear winner
31:14I hope so
31:15I don't know
31:16I have pros and cons
31:17but I think we might
31:18have made a decision
31:18oh my god
31:20we're actually finally
31:21about to find out
31:22who won
31:23ladies thank you so much
31:25for inviting us
31:25into a random room
31:26and pretending to care
31:27about sports for a minute
31:28we all had a blast
31:30unfortunately
31:31while each of you
31:32put your best wiener forward
31:33one team really cut the mustard
31:35and the other
31:36couldn't catch up
31:36oh
31:37I see what you did there
31:38so dumb
31:40I didn't write this
31:41oh really
31:41the queens who threw
31:43the best tailgate wiener roast
31:45and who'll be taking home
31:47the glorious golden
31:48greater trophy are
31:58Pixie Aventura
32:00yes
32:02yes
32:03yes
32:04yes
32:06yes
32:07Pixie Aventura
32:13wow that was incredible
32:15you're taking home
32:16the glorious golden
32:17greater
32:17yes
32:20it's mine
32:20do you have any words
32:21you'd like to share
32:22to people all over the world
32:23hi mom
32:24I'm going to Disney World
32:26all right
32:27well ladies
32:27congratulations
32:28and thank you so much
32:29for joining us
32:30the paparazzi
32:31is waiting for you outside
32:32enjoy your moment
32:33it will be brief
32:34let's go
32:35let's go
32:36congratulations
32:37bye bye
32:41ladies ladies
32:42you know what
32:43you didn't win
32:43but I honestly thought
32:44you two were fantastic
32:46and I believe in both of you
32:47oh thank you so much
32:48thank you
32:48appreciate it
32:49sorry we struck out
32:50yeah
32:50we done goofed out there
32:52yeah
32:53thanks so much
32:54for joining us here
32:55on drag me to dinner
32:56we know you have
32:57so many shows
32:58you could have clicked on
32:58but you clicked on us
33:00there's a dirty joke
33:01in this somewhere
33:01I've been your host
33:03Murray Hill
33:03and if we learned
33:04anything tonight
33:05it doesn't matter
33:06how you play the game
33:07everyone's a wiener
33:09goodnight pals