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00:12I believe in Bloody Mary.
00:14I believe in Bloody Mary
00:17I believe in Bloody Mary
00:20Bloody Mary
00:21Bloody Mary
00:23Bloody Mary
00:24Bloody Mary
00:25Bloody Mary
00:26Bloody Mary
00:30Come on, pals. I can only make one at a time.
00:34A virgin for me.
00:37Come join our parties
00:39They live in room size
00:42When two teams of drag queens compete for the prize
00:47Who won't be the winner?
00:52Drag me to dig now!
00:56Welcome kings, queens, and in-betweens.
00:59I'm your host, Murray Hill,
01:01the only guy in show business who doesn't fit into his own custom suits.
01:05Tonight, two teams of your favorite drag queens will go head-to-head
01:08to throw drag-tastic theme parties for our judges.
01:12The judges will be focusing on design and decor, food and drink, and entertainment and overall vibes
01:18To decide which team is greater, so let's meet tonight's teams.
01:24My name is Kim Chi
01:25I'm a Korean drag sensation
01:27I'm born and raised in Michigan
01:29My name is Naomi Smalls
01:31I am known for my legs
01:32I am also known for being that bitch
01:38I'm Heidi and closet the crumb chips
01:41Delicatessen from the south
01:42Hi, I'm Jenna Essenthal, the essence of beauty
01:46Who said beauty?
01:48Me, bitch
01:49Okay
01:50Kim Chi has the best heart
01:52and a huge, huge, huge brain
01:54which explains a huge, huge, huge
01:56Oh
02:00It's very much big sister, little sister energy and vibes
02:03Clearly she's the big sister because she's old as Methuselah
02:05She says sister, I say bully
02:08I can't bully you
02:09Why not?
02:10Look at your shoulders
02:13I know we're gonna win this
02:14because we are so determined to kick Heidi and Jada's ass
02:20Naomi gave me a wig once
02:22and I'm gonna give her an ass whooping in the competition
02:24So there's that
02:26Ladies, come on out
02:31Queens, come on out
02:40Oh, wow
02:41Ladies, you look absolutely gorgeous
02:44Looks like we're going to prom tonight
02:46I know, right?
02:47Y'all look great to lose in today
02:49Great losing looks
02:50Old, old, old
02:52people of this industry
02:53Thank y'all so much for being here
02:55This is what I call coming in hot
02:57All right, Heidi
02:58You are known for your iconic gap whistle
03:00Can you give us a little preview?
03:01You want a little taste?
03:02A little taste, sample
03:04Oh, yeah
03:07You now
03:08Oh, that was wonderful
03:09You now
03:09Kimchi, what unique skill set do you have in the kitchen?
03:13Well, I have a unique tongue that's tasted for gourmet cuisine from all around the world
03:17The other bits just can't even spell a moose bush
03:22It is exciting in here already
03:24I can't wait to see what happens later
03:27Everyone knows that no dinner party would be complete without a theme
03:30And here to talk about tonight
03:32It's our expert in the life of the party
03:35David Berka
03:36Oh
03:37Yeah
03:39David
03:40David
03:41Murray
03:41Wake up, buddy
03:42Murray
03:42Ladies
03:42Hello
03:43Hello
03:45Well, I hope you're ready for an all-nighter because this week's theme
03:51Is slumber party
03:53Is slumber party
03:53See what I did there?
03:54Okay, okay
03:55Keep in mind that the judges will be looking for food and drink, design and decor, and entertainment and overall
04:01vibe
04:02Wow
04:03So let's see how you can take this sleepy theme and turn it on its head with
04:06What's your favorite version of a midnight snack?
04:09What are your favorite comfort food confections?
04:13What's the gnarliest nightcap?
04:15Just dream it up and make it happen
04:17And if you feel like you want to throw in the kitchen towel, do not worry
04:20You'll both have a handy helper to assist you
04:22So grab your sleeping bags and let's have a pajama jammy jam
04:27Queens, it's time to grab your Ouija boards, make culinary magic, and impress our judges
04:32Because if you do, you take home amazing prizes like these
04:37A baby bottle full of babies
04:39A nut sack
04:40Tuck tape
04:41A Cher cootery board
04:43A bathtub of butter
04:44Ode to Harry Styles
04:4655 gallons of lube
04:48A high five from Bianca del Rio herself
04:50All the crackers you can carry
04:53And the grandest prize of them all
04:56The glorious golden greater
04:58Because one team is great
05:00But the other is greater
05:03Oh my god
05:04All right, ladies
05:05Are you ready to get this party started?
05:07Oh, yeah
05:08Start the clock and release the queens
05:11Let's go
05:12What you doing?
05:13You have 90 minutes to complete this challenge
05:15I don't want no problems
05:16What you mean?
05:17You want to fight?
05:18Girl, you don't know
05:19I got hands
05:21We're going to wear these
05:22Dining queens
05:24Iconic
05:24Iconic
05:24Now, look
05:25The salty girls
05:26Do you ever have sleepovers
05:27When you were growing up?
05:28Actually, I came out
05:29To my two high school best friends
05:31Okay
05:31At a sleepover
05:32Really?
05:33The theme today
05:34Is slumber parties
05:35Oh, I love slumber parties
05:37Have you been to a slumber party?
05:38Oh, yeah
05:39This is my idea
05:40We are two of the biggest drag queens in the business
05:43Like physically
05:44What if we created a world where everything was big so next to it we look smaller
05:50Naomi and Kim, they literally have said they can't live without each other
05:54Best friends
05:55They're best friends
05:56Okay, then let's do it
05:59Kim Chi has a makeup line
06:00I almost want to wear makeup so I can use their products
06:03And Naomi's featured in one of the palettes
06:05Is that right?
06:06Let's make our own little wonderland
06:08All right
06:08When we were young and we didn't really have like any kind of coin
06:11And we really didn't know much about camping
06:13Our father used to put the tip outside and we would actually like sleep outside
06:16Heidi and Jada are super, super close as well
06:21They have their own podcast together
06:22We should take that experience of camping at home and put it in the house
06:27So you want to camp, camp inside the house as a party
06:29Great podcast, cute, very, very, very popular
06:32So I'm brainstorming over here
06:34Show all the people at home the notes
06:38Stylish
06:38Who is that?
06:39It's you
06:40They're literally twins though
06:41I think I did an amazing job
06:44Are we feeling like a garden party?
06:47I'm thinking because I get Alice in Wonderland, the mad tea party
06:51So I'm thinking like a lot of teacups
06:54Just messy, like sprawled everywhere
06:56Are you going to be a mad hatter?
06:57I'm going to be a caterpillar
06:58Oh
06:59You should be the Cheshire cat
07:01I'm a little mysterious and I disappear
07:02I got a camping chair
07:04Yeah, we got
07:04We have to have some
07:05Look, it's glam, bro
07:06It's glam, it's glittered out
07:08We cannot have a camping moment without wildlife
07:11We have to have wildlife
07:12Where the hell you get titties
07:14I got squirrels, honey
07:18They remind me of you and me
07:19Oh, you know, I got some of your lipstick
07:20They love nuts, mama
07:21They love nuts
07:22They love nuts
07:23What should we cook?
07:24I think we need to put our guests in a trance
07:26What if you gave them magical mushrooms?
07:28Now we're talking
07:29Make them feel like they're in like another world
07:31Okay
07:31Just to match the decor, the food has to be oversized too
07:34We have to step to the level of like what slumber party represents
07:37Okay
07:38So like pizza, chicken wings, brownie
07:42Brownie, okay
07:43I will be in charge of the cocktail
07:45Let's put a little like white Russian together
07:47Let's call it the white rabbit
07:49White rabbit, that sounds better than white Russian
07:51How do you what?
07:52Camping foods?
07:53We have to do s'mores
07:54It's like a must
07:55We cannot do it without s'mores
07:56We have to incorporate this
07:56Wait, wait, wait
07:57We want to elevate camping
07:59S'mores
07:59Crepes
08:00Yes
08:00Ooh, what if we did a lobster mac and cheese?
08:03Now that's fancy because I do love lobster
08:04Pork and beans
08:05Oh, yeah, pork and beans
08:07We have to have something to drink
08:08Something hot around the fire
08:10Hot chocolate
08:10Something warm hot chocolate
08:11If we're going to give honor to my daddy
08:13He loves whiskey
08:14And we should make like a whiskey hot chocolate
08:15We do whiskey all the time
08:16When we do shots
08:17We always do shots of whiskey
08:18We do a whiskey shot
08:19Let's do it
08:20Let me tell you this scary story
08:21About this man that was playing in my face
08:23Oh, he played with you
08:23Girl
08:24Girl, what happened?
08:25Ooh
08:25You're ready for helpers
08:27They rock
08:29Hi
08:30You look strong
08:31I feel like you can help us with some stuff
08:32Like maybe carrying some big logs
08:34Do you pitch a tent for us?
08:36Maria, I think we're going to need some like high
08:38Hard to reach places
08:40Okay
08:40Can you lift her up?
08:41You're so much
08:43I'm thinking some like grass around here
08:46Maybe a chandelier
08:48Like something really heavy, you know?
08:50Yeah, something like a dramatic
08:52Arcade
08:53It's big
08:54You can put her down now
08:55I think you're getting a little jealous
08:57It's my turn
09:02Hey guys, I just had an idea
09:04Since this is the slumber party episode
09:05What if throughout the show
09:07One of us does something completely out of character
09:09And then wakes up and realizes it was just a dream
09:13Are you serious?
09:14Come on, you bitches
09:15Give me an absolute fuck
09:18Hey you guys
09:19I just thought of something
09:20Since this is the slumber party episode
09:22What if throughout the show
09:23One of us does something out of character
09:24And then wakes up
09:25And realizes it was just a dream
09:28No, I don't think it's going to work
09:29Yeah, I don't get it
09:30Are you serious?
09:32Come on, you bitches
09:33What is the matter with you
09:37Hey, I just had an idea
09:39Since this is the slumber party episode
09:41What if throughout the show
09:42Sometimes someone
09:43Wait a minute
09:44How many times are we going to do this?
09:47You'll find out soon
09:52It's a cameraman
09:53There's camera people
09:54Filming this whole
09:56Hi daddy
09:57Queens, you have 60 minutes left
10:02I think I'm going to take a nap
10:05Before time is up
10:06You need to plate your food and drinks
10:07Decorate for your parties
10:09And prepare to entertain the judges
10:10Now is not the time
10:12To pop a melatonin, ladies
10:13So hurry
10:15Try not to touch chicken
10:16With your bare fingers
10:17Because you don't want to get salmonella
10:18Are you putting oil on these legs?
10:19We're putting butter on these legs
10:21Are you putting butter?
10:21Okay
10:22And you don't mind if I use this, right?
10:24Extra virgin?
10:25No
10:25For an extra virgin?
10:31It's just going to luxuriate
10:33Remember that little bit
10:34When you're supposed to make a cocktail?
10:36Oh
10:37I mean, I would love a cocktail right now
10:39How do you make hot chocolate?
10:41Heidi, we're going to figure it out
10:42Right here
10:42I'm like, is this a fourth cup?
10:44Yeah, that's a fourth, girl
10:45That's a lot of cocoa powder
10:46You don't think so?
10:47Yes
10:47Can you steal the marshmallows?
10:49The marshmallows seem kind of vital
10:50You have to do the whole camp thing
10:52Look, Heidi
10:53Measure it, measure it
10:54You got it
10:54A fourth cup?
10:56No
10:56What y'all doing?
11:02These girls over here trying to sabotage us
11:05Sabotage?
11:06How dare you?
11:07Sabotage
11:08Ma'am, ma'am, ma'am
11:09This is a private area
11:10Uh-uh, truth or dare
11:12It's like a camp game
11:13Truth
11:14Truth
11:15I'm taking my marshmallows
11:16Truth
11:16What are you stepping on my truth?
11:19Yeah, yeah
11:19Bitch, you staying for this one
11:20The girls are trying to get me, y'all
11:22Truth?
11:23Truth
11:25What did you think
11:26When you put this outfit on tonight?
11:27That I look good
11:28What you mean?
11:29Oh, you know
11:29I mean
11:29I mean
11:30I mean
11:30I mean
11:31I mean
11:33Ladies, ten minutes left
11:35Why?
11:36Oh, we have to make this cute
11:38We're gonna do the pork belly
11:39For the pork and beans
11:40Girl
11:41Look at that
11:42Oh!
11:43What a beautiful slice of meat
11:45I've been told that before
11:47You're gonna use milk
11:48For your white rabbit recipe
11:50Aren't you?
11:51Oh my god
11:51Ah!
11:53Kim, my hair
11:54Kim!
11:55Don't care
11:55My hair is stuck in the fridge
11:57Kim!
11:58Figure it out
11:58Oh my god
11:59Ah!
12:00Okay, Queens
12:01I'm gonna ask you a trivia question
12:03Trivia
12:04It's trivia time
12:06The first team to shout out the correct answer
12:09Will get an extra hand from our resident expert
12:12David Burka
12:13Okay
12:13And the other team will be visited by sous chef David's aunt
12:17Oh no
12:17All right, ladies
12:19Are you ready for the question?
12:20Yes
12:20Yeah
12:21What's the longest time a human has gone without sleeping?
12:27Ten days
12:28Close
12:28Eleven days
12:29Eleven days
12:30We have a winner!
12:32All right
12:33All right
12:34All right
12:34It's time to get a special tip from David
12:37We don't have much time
12:39So let's go
12:39You're working on your crepes
12:40Crepes
12:41Crepes
12:41Okay
12:41Crepes are super easy
12:42If you just put it in a blender
12:44So what do you have in your crepe mix already?
12:46Water, eggs, and flour
12:47So it's all ready to go
12:51Okay
12:51So that's
12:52It's done
12:52Uh-huh
12:53So you're slowly making
12:54Pour your crepe batter in
12:56Uh-huh
12:56And let it just set
12:57For a little bit
12:58Okay
12:58And you're just gonna pull it from the sides
13:00It's great
13:00It's great
13:01It's starting to do what it's supposed to
13:03Here's your first crepe
13:04I'm gonna pour another crepe in here for you
13:06And you're gonna do the next one, all right?
13:09Uh-huh
13:09It's just like a big pancake
13:11You guys made pancakes before?
13:12No?
13:12Uh-uh
13:12All right
13:13Good luck, ladies
13:16Uh-oh
13:17It's Sue Shep
13:18Excuse me, ma'am
13:20Ma'am
13:21You guys still look sleepy
13:22Yes
13:24Oh, stop
13:26Oh, I sleepwalking
13:28Do you want a bath?
13:30It's raining
13:31It's raining
13:32Everybody get out of here
13:33What's happening?
13:35Oh, radio
13:36My station, radio
13:38Put me to bed and leave me forever
13:44If we lose
13:45It's all on Sue
13:46Queens
13:48Five minutes to go
13:52Oh my god
13:53Hold on a second
13:56Give me some of that on this ham
13:58I got short
13:58I got short
13:59Bro, you know what they say
13:59If it don't look good
14:00Put some stones on it
14:06All right
14:07Ow
14:07Girl, I'm not trying
14:09That's what I had at the board
14:10Because that ain't cooked
14:11Woo
14:12Oh my god
14:14Get my gloves
14:15Look mine
14:15Mine are wet
14:16I need gloves
14:17No, get mine
14:17You wear one
14:18Can I wear one
14:18Okay, fine
14:22Get the nuts
14:23Get the nuts
14:24Queens, you must be inside your dining room
14:27When the curtains are closed
14:29Yeah, yeah
14:29And they are closing in
14:3330 seconds
14:34We're gonna get the pizza out of the oven
14:38You wanna take a nap?
14:40I got tired
14:44The anxiety
14:45All the pasta, all the pasta, all the pasta, all the pasta
14:47Get the chicken
14:48Oh my god
14:51This is crazy
14:52Ten
14:53Heart rate
14:54The curtain's closing
14:55Nine
14:57Eight
14:59Seven
15:00Six
15:01You're gonna get back here
15:02Five
15:04Four
15:05Go get the guts somewhere
15:06Three
15:07Showtime
15:08Two
15:10One
15:11Time's up, Queens
15:14You were actually gonna eat this?
15:15We made a mess in the last minute
15:18That sure was anything but sleepy
15:20But no, you're not dreaming
15:21It's almost time for our queens to host the judges
15:24So
15:25Let's party
15:32Drag me to dinner
15:35This is Drag Me to Dinner
15:37The show where the queens are light as a feather
15:39While the food they make is stiff as a board
15:42Like me
15:44Before the girls start a pillow fight for the win
15:46Let's meet our judges
15:48Our first judger is an actress, singer, and thief
15:51Because she stills my heart every time I see her
15:54It's Hanifa Wood
15:56Good to see you, Murray
15:58How are you?
15:58Good
15:58You're looking great
15:59Thank you
15:59I'm doing great today
16:01Oh, I like it
16:03Her mouth is trash and she looks like it too
16:06That's a raccoon joke
16:07It's Bianca Del Rio
16:09Oh, hi, Murray
16:10You know what they say, Murray
16:11One man's trash is another man's booker
16:16And our final judger is a man gifted in song and stage
16:20And now he's gifted us with drag queen dinner parties
16:23It's Neil Patrick Harris
16:25Hey, thanks, Murray
16:26Who dressed for tonight's theme slumber party?
16:29I did
16:30You're a little tie-tie
16:33All right, kids
16:34Head back to
16:34Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute
16:35I got a gift for you
16:36I got a gift for you
16:36Kim and Naomi have told me to give you this to take
16:39There you go
16:40What is it?
16:40Oh
16:41And you can try them
16:42It's got something written on it
16:43It says swallow me
16:44Absolutely
16:45All right, so have a little snack first
16:47Enjoy yourselves
16:49Thank you
16:50You can eat them
16:50They're legit edible
16:52All right
16:53Time to go to our first party of the night
16:56Naomi Smalls and Kim Chi in Queens in Wonderland
17:15Oh, they ate that
17:16Welcome
17:21How was your trip?
17:24Oh
17:24What the
17:25Wait, what's that?
17:28Hi
17:30Oh, hey
17:32Caterpillar
17:33We just have to say
17:35Welcome to Wonderland
17:36Oh, I get it now
17:38You are clearly with a very curious kitten
17:40Hey
17:41Meow, meow, meow
17:42And Caterpillar
17:43We are serving the white rabbit tonight
17:45We are chasing the white rabbit
17:47I don't drink alcohol
17:48But you guys
17:49Oh
17:49Wait, one, two
17:51Who incited?
17:52Okay, whatever
17:54Radia
17:55What brought us this Wonderland theme
17:57Thank you
17:58This Wonderland theme was
18:00I have a friend
18:01Mm-hmm
18:02Who wants to feel petite
18:03Mm-hmm
18:04Well, we're two of the biggest drag queens in the industry
18:07So I was like
18:08If you throw a Wonderland theme
18:09We're going to look so tiny
18:12Compared to the huge props and food
18:14And it's the only way we ever get to feel small
18:18Oh, thank you, Caterpillar
18:19Thank you
18:21Thank you
18:21Yo, worm girl down there
18:23I think it's time to wake up
18:25All right
18:26Oh
18:27Yeah
18:28Oh
18:29Help me
18:32Oh, radio, use your big mic
18:37Radio, radio
18:38Oh
18:39There we go
18:40Here we go
18:40Oh
18:41All right
18:42What a metamorphosis
18:44I know
18:45Look at it
18:46Busting at the scene
18:46So what are you guys serving us today?
18:49Yes
18:50Well
18:50It looks amazing
18:51My kind of party
18:52Yes
18:52All right, so we have baby chicken wings
18:56Yummy
18:56These are baby
18:57Wait, chicken wings?
18:58Well, we've shrunk
18:59So, you know, they look a little bigger
19:00Oh
19:01I see what happened here
19:02And then by-sized brownies
19:04Yes
19:05Yes
19:06And a little personal pan pizza
19:08Oh
19:08This tiny
19:11Now, what type of pizza
19:12Aside from being pepperoni
19:13Anything we need to know
19:14That you've put in
19:14That's new and exciting?
19:16Well
19:16Wait, I'm starting to feel
19:18A little something
19:19Do you hear that?
19:24Who's your daddy?
19:25It's my daddy who been in Canada
19:26I'm your daddy now
19:27You're my daddy now
19:28You want a little brownie baby girl?
19:29I want a brownie, daddy
19:30Think a brownie baby girl
19:32Oh, the brownie's so big, daddy
19:33Get that ooey-gooey center
19:35All over your nose
19:35Ooey-gooey center, daddy
19:37This is some weird
19:52David, I'm a producer on the show
19:55That's your dream?
19:57That's ridiculous
20:00You know
20:08Really?
20:09That was my dream
20:11Rude
20:13Let's play a game
20:14Yeah
20:17What is the game?
20:18Well, the game is called
20:19Ring Ring
20:20Naomi's gonna give you a phrase
20:22And let's see
20:22If the phrase stays the same
20:24Until we get back to the end
20:25I know it
20:41Jada Essence Hall
20:43Is a man
20:47That was nothing
20:48What we said
20:49Well, it's still a truth
20:53What was it?
20:54What was it?
20:55How about we go down the line?
20:57We try and find
20:58Yeah, what did you hear, Bianca?
21:00I heard
21:01You know what?
21:02I mixed it up
21:03I mixed it up
21:05What did you say?
21:07Jada Essence Hall
21:08And Heidi and Closet
21:10Don't stand a chance
21:11So they should pull down their pants
21:13No
21:14And what was it?
21:16No
21:16I think it was
21:17Jada Essence Hall
21:18Is a man
21:19Thank you
21:20No
21:22That's not it
21:23Thank you
21:28Really kicking in
21:34How they're feeling at it
21:47Wow, it's working
21:49This party was perfect
21:52That's what you guys get
21:54For coming down my rabbit hole
22:02Block out
22:04No napping
22:05Our next party
22:06Is moments away
22:09Drag me to dinner
22:12That was so fun
22:13Bye-bye
22:16Are we almost there?
22:18I'm scared
22:19Is anyone making s'mores?
22:23It's just my face
22:28It's time for tonight's
22:30Second dinner party
22:31Starring Jada Essence Hall
22:32And Heidi and Closet
22:34In
22:34Camp
22:35Tramps
22:48Ooh-wee honey
22:53Jada
22:55Wait up
22:56Wait up
22:56Oh my goodness
22:58Look how beautiful
22:58We're here
23:00And you know who's not here?
23:01Who's not here?
23:02Our guests
23:02And they should be arriving
23:03Any moment
23:05Oh my goodness
23:06That's probably them right here
23:07Coming
23:09Go get it
23:10Go get the dog
23:10Girl, stop playing with me
23:12I'm tending the fire
23:13I'm tending the fire
23:14How are you?
23:16Mwah
23:17I'm delicious
23:18And delicious
23:19Mwah
23:20Hello
23:21You want a weenie?
23:22Oh, I would love a weenie
23:23I just made it myself
23:24Thank you
23:25Can we sit?
23:27Oh yes, we're welcome
23:28Well, thank you for having us
23:29And I got a weenie
23:30Yeah, so do I
23:32Would you like something to drink?
23:34Yes
23:34Always
23:35We have hot chocolate
23:37Virgin style
23:39But we also have hot chocolate
23:40With a large amount
23:41Of bourbon
23:42I like a lot of bourbon
23:43And if you notice
23:44In the bottom of our cups
23:45We have whipped cream
23:46And a beautiful chocolate
23:48Yes
23:48So there's actual bourbon
23:50In this beverage?
23:51It's bourbon
23:51Yes
23:52I love bourbon
23:53We were inspired
23:54By Woody Notes
23:55Here she goes
23:56Yes
23:56I met Woody Notes
23:58Who is he?
23:58I went to school with him
23:59I almost feel like
24:00We're glamping in some way
24:02Are we
24:03What is the situation?
24:04We're sophisticated
24:05We decided to glam it up
24:06Because we're gorgeous
24:07And beautiful creatures
24:08But I noticed that
24:09You're almost a
24:11Camp counselor
24:12Of sorts
24:13Yes
24:13She is
24:14Camp counselor closet
24:15Oh
24:17Wait a second
24:18Is that a fox?
24:20Oh my god
24:21Uh oh
24:22It's a fox
24:23Oh
24:24Eat that
24:25What do you find?
24:27Oh my god
24:27He's coming for your sausage
24:29Oh my god
24:30Oh no
24:32What does the fox say?
24:39Should we eat?
24:40Oh you have food?
24:41Yeah we have food
24:42We do have a delicious spread
24:44Whoever would have thought
24:45We have food
24:45Would you like some of these beans?
24:47Beans?
24:47Oh what's in it?
24:48Well the pork and beans are made
24:50With pork and beans
24:51Oh
24:53Yes
24:54Can you tell us what the other dishes are
24:56That you're serving?
24:56Oh yes of course
24:57Yes
24:58We have delicious lobster mac and cheese
25:01Now
25:01Whoa
25:01Oh my god
25:04Oh my god
25:04Not my fucking beans
25:05Not my fucking beans
25:06Oh my god
25:10I wish I could wake up
25:12Because this fucking party
25:13Is a nightmare
25:16Oh god
25:17Oh
25:18Oh no
25:19This party is a nightmare
25:21Well sorry
25:22So our final thing
25:23Is something that is an essential moment
25:25What is it that you always have to have
25:27When you go camping
25:27Your cousin
25:28Bird watching
25:30S'mores
25:31Yeah
25:35These are s'mores crepes
25:37Yes
25:37Made by me personally
25:40Yeah the crepe is delicious
25:41You know you people call it crepes
25:43I call it diabetes in a bowl
25:44But it's delicious
25:45Thank you
25:46Thank you
25:46Yeah thanks
25:48To the gaggiest of them all
25:49Yeah
25:50Uh huh
25:50We present
25:51The gag
25:52And release
25:53Because although we would love to gag you
25:55We would definitely have to release your ass
25:56Into the wilderness
25:56Bianca
25:57Because we couldn't just keep you in the house
25:58Wait can we not gag her?
26:00Sure
26:01Now the recipient of our next badge
26:04Handling wood
26:07That's your last name
26:08I don't get it
26:10That's my last name
26:11I did my research
26:12Handling wood
26:12I still don't get it
26:13Now word on the street
26:15That tonight somebody special is getting nailed
26:19Oh my god
26:21I think he's going to be getting nailed
26:26I see what you did there
26:27The recipient of bone digging
26:30Bone digging
26:33Bone digging
26:41I just feel like this feels so correct
26:43Well I never
26:44Never
26:44Not even one
26:45Not what
26:46Alright a couple times
26:48Now it's story time
26:51Let's dim the lights
26:54Everyone grab your flashlight
26:55Okay so we're all going to take turns
26:57We're going to tell the one story
26:58Okay
26:59The one story is
27:00Two queens
27:02One camp
27:07Okay work
27:08Once upon a time
27:10Not long ago
27:12There were two queens
27:14They were at a camp
27:15Not unlike tonight
27:17Around a campfire
27:19Not unlike tonight
27:21Oh my god
27:22Sharing foods
27:24Beverages
27:25Not unlike tonight
27:27Yeah yeah yeah
27:27We get it
27:28And then all of a sudden
27:31In came
27:33A sexy ass fox
27:37Really?
27:39Now these two queens
27:41Did not know what to do
27:42And then
27:44Wouldn't believe what happened next
27:49Fox got scared
27:52Because there was a lobster on his back
27:55I hate when that happens
27:57And the lobster
27:58Crawled on top of the fox's head
28:01And plucked his eyes out
28:06And then
28:08And as the lobster crawled towards the two queens
28:13It noticed
28:16That he needed to scratch his ass
28:18But as he was rolling
28:21He realized
28:22That the lobster died
28:25Okay great
28:26Now can we
28:26Oh damn
28:27That was spooky
28:29Joy kill
28:31The scariest part
28:32Was you were holding the lights underneath
28:33Hold it above
28:37If this episode doesn't win an Emmy
28:39I don't know what will
28:40I love Emmys
28:44Grab me
28:45Grab me
28:45Oh my goodness
28:46No
28:47No not her
28:48Oh vocalist
28:49Oh
28:50Oh no
28:51That doesn't look fake
28:52Open the door
28:53Oh no
28:54We got it
28:55We got it
28:57We should probably go
29:00Can we fox this up
29:01I call the tent
29:06Find out who is tonight's dream team next
29:11Drag me to dinner
29:14Let's get judgy
29:17Man those were some parties
29:19Cheers Steve
29:19Aw yes
29:21You went to them
29:22Now we gotta talk about them
29:23Yeah let's do it
29:24No eye contact
29:25Wow
29:25Sorry it's a lazy eye
29:28Now Naomi and Kim went to Queens in Wonderland
29:31Neil did you have a good time
29:33I enjoyed a lot of elements of their party
29:36I love that we started off by having a basket of mushrooms that said swallow me
29:41Always a good time
29:42I wish that they would have done more entertaining
29:44I didn't love that Kim just was a caterpillar on the floor
29:50When we've seen other parties in this show the bar has been raised
29:54And so I was kind of hoping for a spoken word poem
29:58A song
29:59You were hoping for spoken words?
30:00No one's ever asked a spoken word
30:02All right David
30:03What'd you think of the food and the drinks huh?
30:05I loved the idea of these oversized things
30:08Did it deliver for me?
30:10Not really
30:11They said this personal pan pizza
30:13It should have been one of those giant pizzas you get
30:15Can I say it?
30:16Yeah
30:16You're wrong
30:17The tiny baby chicken wings turning into giant turkey legs
30:21Hilarious
30:22I didn't get it
30:22For some reason I felt so comfortable in my body
30:25Which
30:25What's that like?
30:26I just felt free and it felt good
30:29Wow
30:30And that's what you want from a party
30:32Exactly
30:33All right so Jada and Heidi
30:36Took y'all camping
30:37Yes
30:37Neil did you enjoy the tent and the food and the fun
30:40I'm on the fence with this one
30:42I really enjoyed the two of them
30:44Their energy was wildly infectious
30:47But I felt that I kept having to ask them questions
30:49And kind of prod them to find out what the story was
30:52I loved that their choices were to go with high quality versions of camping food
30:58So lobster mac and cheese that's impressive
31:01The one thing that I really loved was their signature item
31:04Which was the s'mores crepes
31:06And those were absolutely fantastic
31:09I really really enjoyed it
31:10It was so good you want some more
31:15Listen
31:15The idea of camping is not something I would normally want to do
31:18But you know what
31:19As a gay man I like to pinch a tent
31:21I never thought I'd be outside exploring nature
31:23Having lobster macaroni
31:25Not to mention washing it down with some alcoholic hot chocolate
31:29Horrible
31:30Hot chocolate
31:31Lobster mac and cheese
31:33There's no bathroom in a 20 mile radius
31:35All right Hanifa
31:36Did you enjoy camping?
31:37The last time I went camping I had to wash my vagina in the river
31:41And it did not get clean
31:42No
31:42I think it was the river where they got that lobster from
31:44Please
31:46But this camping party to me was pretty dope
31:50Those frankenbeans took me back to my childhood
31:53But it was more fancy because it had the pork belly in it
31:56It was a little bit of nostalgia here
31:58All right there's some positives
32:00There's more on the fence
32:01Do you think you can all come together and decide on a winner?
32:04You know we had two different parties tonight
32:06But I feel like one of them was in a little bit more control than the other
32:10Oh my god we're actually finally about to find out who won
32:15Queens thank you for inviting us to your fake slumber parties in your fake homes
32:19And getting some of our judges real tipsy
32:22And now the queens are through the pajama party that will go down in history are
32:41Come on
32:42Naomi and Kim
32:57Ladies ladies
33:02Come on
33:04Jada and Heidi
33:16Congratulations queens
33:17You worked your press on nails off and it showed
33:20So you're leaving with the coveted glorious golden greater
33:28Ladies you've newly won
33:29How you feeling tonight?
33:33She's just crying because this might be the last time this ever happened to her
33:37Damn bitch
33:38All right well congrats again
33:39And the paparazzi are waiting for you outside
33:42So go get that attention
33:46Ladies you did a wonderful wonderful job
33:49Murray don't give us that
33:51Oh I'm sorry
33:53I never win anything
33:55Oh well you won my heart
33:56I don't want it
33:58Thank you
33:59Well Naomi and Kim I know I can't change the outcome
34:02But I can offer you the chance to get some sweet dreams
34:05And forget this ever happened with a giant bottle of melatonin
34:09That's right so go pop those pills
34:13Back there
34:14Oh my god
34:16Actually we won
34:17Thanks so much for joining us here on Drag Me to Dinner
34:20We lived, we dragged, and we slept
34:23Well at least I did
34:25I've been your host Murray Hill
34:27And remember
34:28The early bird may get the worm
34:30But the first to fall asleep at a slumber party
34:33Gets a ding dong drawn on their face
34:35Good night pals
34:36More drag queen debauchery
34:38You don't have to ask me twice
34:40Oh wait you didn't
34:41Oh well
34:42No can't be liked that
34:42But the best if you could
34:42You