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Off Campus Episode 6 - - Hot Hd
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:11I didn't see you.
00:25Night-night.
00:30Wellesie.
00:34Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my 6th morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:05Oh.
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again.
01:08You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:21Well, it's not my fault.
01:21You won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault.
01:23You can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:27No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:31No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:34Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:36She's leaving in a second.
01:38And...
01:38Jesus.
01:47Happy now?
01:48A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year.
02:25On and off.
02:26But now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont
02:29and be a boring insurance salesman.
02:32And you...
02:33You want to act.
02:38How?
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:45Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This...
02:54This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:03My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:14Her relationship was beautiful.
03:17And I want that.
03:21But...
03:22You don't want to move to Vermont?
03:24No.
03:26Okay.
03:27So...
03:27What do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I want to be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A.
03:39Or...
03:39Or take a show to Edinburgh.
03:41Uh...
03:41Work my ass off on Broadway.
03:43You know?
03:44I want to be able to do it all.
03:46You know, I know...
03:48More likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:53Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't...
04:02They're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...
04:12The weed.
04:13Wait.
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:20It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:31Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it, we'll make them text.
04:50No.
04:51No, you're still right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're gonna want a fun ride to distract you.
05:07Call me.
05:10Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:28What's your fuck?
05:29I couldn't do roller coasters alone.
05:33Oh my God.
05:35Oh my God.
05:36Not that I think it's shooting.
05:36Out of my house.
05:37I'm scared...
05:37Every wide.
05:53You're not just making me fly.
05:54It's a job.
05:58Not this is cherishing.
06:03Well, hello.
06:05Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:18I can't see your backs against the wall.
07:20Baby, here's it all.
07:22I wanna believe.
07:24Treat me like you need me.
07:28Oh.
07:29Oh.
07:32Oh.
07:33Oh, bitch, baby, don't be dense.
07:35All the energy on the list.
07:37Got me tense.
07:38Cover with my body.
07:40I'll never let no plans.
07:41Oh, this is the last one.
07:43Oh.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:05Oh.
08:07Oh.
08:08Oh.
08:09Oh.
08:10Oh.
08:10Oh.
08:11Oh.
08:12Oh.
08:13I wanna believe.
08:15Treat me like you need me.
08:23Hold on, hold on.
08:28Dude, dude, dude.
08:29One second.
08:30All right.
08:35Um, sorry.
08:36I just needed my...
08:36Yeah.
08:36No, it's fine, man.
08:38Just...
08:38Just go.
08:39Okay.
08:40I'll go, I'll go.
08:43Oh.
08:45Oh.
08:47Oh.
08:48Oh.
08:48That was absolutely the last of the time.
08:51Oh.
08:53Oh.
08:55Oh.
08:56Oh.
08:56Oh.
08:56Oh.
09:01Oh.
09:04Oh.
09:05Oh.
09:07Oh.
09:07ivo.
09:07Making each other grow as people.
09:10And all be about sex and fun.기가
09:13dedic plays는 합니다. Bus
09:15almost here. Gotta
09:16go. Wah,
09:17no, Garrett can just drive you. That's
09:18fine. I love
09:19a bus. You hate
09:21a bus. It's
09:22fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:49Allie, this is...
09:50Beau Maxwell.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh, yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her know her,
09:55but I know her in the way that she's like a god who walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating,
10:01and now she's in Zendaya's understudy and Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's, like, iconic.
10:06You're allowed to just call her Joanna. You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry, I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What, are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm
10:14to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:19So much.
10:19I was in, like, the sixth row.
10:20Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:24Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:28You guys just met.
10:29Okay, okay, second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:32Little Shop.
10:32Oh my god, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:41Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
10:44What is this, Elle?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:49What is this?
10:51What?
10:57Oh my god, oh my god, you guys.
11:01What is this, Elle?
11:01You're receiving an education.
11:02No, no, no, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:05Don't listen to him, Elle, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:12Dean, you sick?
11:13Absolutely not.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:19Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:27Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:32Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:34No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35Need to ride back Friday?
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the miserable.
11:42On second thought, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Elle.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:52I'll be holding the light.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:08Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay, what's going on?
12:20No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Ali Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31I am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:42Okay.
12:43Okay.
12:44Okay, I should probably go help.
12:46Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:11Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:30Thanks.
13:37Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in the Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:50Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:06Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in it.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:20Usually we have a Bosque out there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:28Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:35I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:42There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there, and I talk about the piano, and
14:47then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:52Kind of?
14:53Exactly.
14:54Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works.
15:01Okay?
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being old.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:21My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24It's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be, you know, I'd be laying
15:43on a beach.
15:44Mm-hmm.
15:44Day drinking with Nick and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:48God.
15:49You lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:51The worst.
15:57Sorry you can't be with your family, though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I get to be here with you.
16:07Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:19Kate?
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:05Never let the enemy distract you.
17:06Never let the enemy distract you.
17:08I feel the.
17:09Never let the enemy distract you.
17:11I feel the mystery, but I don't know.
17:11Ah- Ah.
17:12I feel the mystery.
17:15I feel different, but the way you used to feel.
17:18Ah- ah- ah- ah- ah- ah-
17:23Mama want you, but the boys like me were set to break your heart.
17:29Ain't that true.
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you break apart.
17:40Yeah.
17:42Hey, it's never too late to make love.
17:46But I don't wanna have to make up.
17:49No, I don't wanna have to make up.
17:54It's never too late to make love.
17:56But I don't wanna have to make up.
18:00No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love.
18:07But I don't wanna have to make up.
18:10No, I don't wanna have to make up.
18:37To be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:59Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving.
19:32Happy Thanksgiving dorks.
19:40I didn't see you.
19:44This just must be a one-time thing.
19:47I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy, and Garrett's your friend. I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no. No one's gonna ask that.
20:01They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God. I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah. So let's keep it that way.
20:24Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry. I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:29There you stood behind your glasses.
20:35There you stood.
20:37There you stood.
20:39Regret the past, but...
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but...
20:44Hey.
20:46How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:49Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:59There you stood behind your glasses.
21:03In a hazy, yellow world.
21:07Alone enough for me to ask.
21:11Just alone enough to feel the heart.
21:16That glow.
21:20The glow of star-born eyes reflect the sky.
21:29Until I find I'm sinking into your yellow, yellow haze.
21:42Linkering as you pour.
21:48Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:06You hate it.
22:07No. No.
22:08I don't.
22:09At all.
22:10I...
22:10I really like the melody.
22:12I just...
22:13I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired, but...
22:16No. No, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it, but...
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks,
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole.
22:40This isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No!
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:01Justin, her song fucking sucks,
23:04and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Oh, we got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:11Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing,
23:14but it's okay,
23:15cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:27I...
23:29I love you, I'll sing.
23:38I love you, too.
23:42I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single,
24:10and you'd be abandoning me
24:12to go spend the night with Garrett Graham,
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis,
24:20I'm unpacking.
24:21What?
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Shauna for Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:39Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space,
24:46then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone she supposedly loved,
24:51and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick,
25:07my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:11Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean
25:16because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:24If Sean's not the great love of your life,
25:25that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out, a fling.
25:36Okay.
25:37Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you,
25:41historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about?
25:44I can fling.
25:45Uh...
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake.
25:56I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
26:00The fuck, buddy.
26:03Okay, you know I love you.
26:04And I think you're perfect.
26:05And I will support you no matter what.
26:08But you, Ally Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know.
26:12I'm team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day,
26:19meet his mom and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:28Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard.
26:30But whether you move on or you get back together with him,
26:34bottom line is I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Ally.
26:38Just know that and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore this giant devil I am packing to abandon you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:50You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58Yeah.
26:59It's mine.
27:05Yeah, maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on fifth line.
27:12Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:16We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow.
27:18You really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh.
27:21Then.
27:22Rescinded.
27:24So.
27:25How was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah, it was.
27:30It was fun.
27:34Yeah.
27:36Family.
27:36Sucks.
27:37Um.
27:39Do you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:44Uh.
27:44Not this year.
27:46Uh.
27:47What's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:53Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue felt through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:04I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:23Yeah, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:57Who has to know?
28:59Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:02Who has to know?
29:05Who has to know?
29:09Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy John Logan.
29:15Putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him, doesn't get any better looking than that
29:22And he's single ladies
29:25And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes
29:27But we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys
29:29So get drunk, hit up our silent auction and get some cool shit
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order
29:34But there's still a lot of fun to be had
29:37The band is taking requests, so scan those QR codes
29:39And let them know what songs you want to hear
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun
29:48Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58A very little secret?
30:00That was mine
30:02Subtle
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot, I can't keep a secret
30:06I get that you're worried, but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:11Having fun
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom and let's say five minutes
30:16You're delusional
30:18Everyone we know is here
30:19And I'm not that kind of girl
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boy
30:32For the record, I am not delusional
30:36I just know what I want
30:38Go
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:46They're going to capitalize on mistakes
30:47Okay, control is key
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you
30:50Not a single one
30:51No, no, no, no
30:52Graham, I'm not having this
30:53Put that thing away
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey
31:00We go to bars to score
31:01Okay, what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us
31:04Thank the lord
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please
31:08Oh, no, no
31:08Keep talking hockey shit
31:09That's why I came over here
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies
31:1211 o'clock
31:30You need more pigs in a blanket
31:32Not pigs
31:32That really doesn't bother you
31:37I trust Garrett
31:38And the Puck bunnies are actually kind of cool
31:42Yeah
31:43They know what they want
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single
31:54Embrace that
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you
31:58Someone down for anything
31:59Like the anti-Sean
32:00Yeah, you make a good point
32:02Yeah, someone with zero expectations
32:04Who just want sex
32:05Just sex
32:10Alright, we've got another request
32:13Tim goes out to Maverick
32:22Check it out
32:23Going up on a late night
32:25Looking tight, feeling nice
32:27It's a cockfight
32:28I can tell
32:29I just know
32:30That it's going down
32:32Tonight
32:35I love a throwback
32:36Right?
32:38Right?
32:39You won't know you won't mess with me tonight
32:41Just stop and take a second
32:44I was dying before you walked into my life
32:48Cause you know it's over
32:50Before it began
32:53Keep your drink, just give me the money
32:57It's just you and your hand tonight
33:16I'll get back to work
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well
33:40Guess you're stuck with your hand
33:42Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:48Keep your drink, just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your hand
33:56Nice
33:59Is next one
34:00For fans of One Direction
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:04I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10General Hardass
34:14What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:16St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:24So they're close
34:24If we lose
34:26They'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:33We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:37Can you help?
34:37Aye aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And uh
34:43Thanks
34:45For
34:46Homeless
34:47And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you anywhere that you like
34:52We can go out any day, any night
34:55Maybe I'll take you now
34:57Take you now
34:58I guess we're at least three goals to find you first
34:59I mean, there's only suffocating
35:01Uh, Little Bird told me that you've rushed for me to get off your asses and go sell some raffle
35:06tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12It's Logan
35:13Okay, this is a party
35:15And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:17Hmm
35:17So is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23While others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Can't be talking to him yet
35:47Uh, yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be
35:51Like, Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:54Or our song
35:55Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:04Hmm
36:06Well, maybe we work on
36:07Yeah
36:07Yeah
36:08Yeah
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way under value
36:19So if you act fast, you can get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Austin fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:28Yeah
36:28Yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:31I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that
36:34Ow, New York
36:35Get out of here
36:37Hey, Delph
36:38We love you, but this one
36:40This one
36:42This one
36:43This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet and greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55Did you?
36:56It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for all the beautiful fatalities
36:59Woo
37:01And that's right, Vegas fans, I'm looking at you
37:03Garrett
37:05Thank you
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Thanks
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell dude, he just donated
37:15Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:20You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:22That's not
37:24He's
37:24A self-centered pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom was in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, alright?
37:31It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:56Ladies and gentlemen
37:57Give it up for After Hours
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:05I'm gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shhh
38:27Hey, well on the bright side
38:28You're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:35It's a yellow world
38:36I'm going
38:36Alone enough we'll need our ashes
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43Echoes weaving through the walls here
38:45Keeping secrets in the night
38:48We are indivisible
38:51Together we're a number of minds
38:55The dark
38:57The dark
38:58The flowers of old eyes reflect the sky
39:02Until I find I'm sinking into your
39:09Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Bling green as it was
39:15Yellow, yellow rain
39:20Yellow rain
39:22Like theme
39:24Yellow rain
39:25Sink it into your
39:27Yellow, yellow haze
39:31Yellow, yellow haze
39:32No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:37Yellow, yellow
39:38Yellow, yellow
39:44Yellow, yellow
39:51There you are.
39:54What did you think?
39:56What? The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02It's supposed to grab people.
40:04It makes them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:11They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:21I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it. I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You...
40:38You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
41:03And in first place...
41:07Grace Ivers, please collect your prizes from Della at the bar.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but...
41:22Not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart...
41:32Remember that the photo booth is...
41:34Out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah.
41:48Good night.
41:48Good night.
41:49Good night.
41:49Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:56So weird.
41:56Good night.
42:13Change your mind.
42:15No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:21Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:24Wait.
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now, because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:41Tell me what you want.
42:46And this is not a relationship.
42:52Hey, no strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:06Meet at man in an hour.
43:26This is a party
43:29Parties are supposed to be fun
43:31Are you a big fan?
43:32Not really
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really
43:36Justin and I broke up
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend
43:40About another guy
43:42I have two weeks to write another song
43:44There's plenty of time
43:47You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:50We'll be fine
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad
43:53Could have been an opening
43:54To tell him
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving
44:00What you told me
44:02Phil's a dick
44:04Logan knows that
44:05Everybody does
44:07That's all they have to know
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:11When I win, he nods
44:13And when I lose, he says nothing
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore
44:17I think you should tell someone
44:20Jensen, Logan
44:22They care about you
44:23I don't need them to know
44:26I mean, that's why I have you
44:29I trust you
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish
44:38I told Delight to oversee clean up
44:40And I really should get started on the song
44:43Okay, you go
44:44I'm gonna stay at my place tonight
44:46You sure?
44:47Yeah
44:47You get some sleep
44:48For the game tomorrow
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's
44:54You scared the shit out of them, you know
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me
44:59They're trying to win
45:01Which you will
45:03See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says
45:06I heart diagram
45:07Might be kind of hard to spot you
45:08There are a lot of those signs
45:11I hate you
45:11I love you too
45:15See you tomorrow
45:16Yeah
45:43Something real
46:08Fuck me.
46:39Hannah, I gotta buy the clothes.
46:41Sorry, I'm going.
46:58I'm going.
47:03Every song.
47:08Oh, shit.
47:10What?
47:11Hey, wait, you gotta go.
47:12Like, right now, Hannah's coming home.
47:13I don't-
47:14Hey, it doesn't matter, you can't be here.
47:15Okay.
47:16Hustle.
47:18Hustle.
47:19You look so good.
47:20Shut up.
47:25Go.
47:25Okay, bye.
47:39Oh, shit.
47:43You forgot your check.
47:48Wow.
47:51Sean, I-
47:53We just broke up, Al.
47:56I wasn't.
47:56Yeah, you were.
48:01You really can't be alone, can you?
48:03No, Sean.
48:04It wasn't like that, I swear.
48:07Oh, come on.
48:08Sean.
48:11All right, night, guys.
48:13Good luck tomorrow.
48:13Thanks.
48:14Yeah, if you're on the ice with Delaney, you just gotta do what Jesus says.
48:16He can't hold up against all the pressure.
48:18Who?
48:19St. A's News Center, Aaron Delaney.
48:21Dude's a beast.
48:23Everyone has done a best.
48:52I know I'm dying to feel
48:58Touching a grave that isn't real
49:02Touching a ghost that I can't see
49:07But the ghost is me
49:12Lighting a candle on a piece of cake
49:17I can't tell from all the way
49:21There is a ghost that stares at you
49:26The ghost is me
49:30The ghost is me
49:45Go through the floor, walk through walls
49:51Looking at pictures in the hall
49:55Staring in the mirror so I can see
50:00But the ghost is me
50:18The ghost is me
50:23The ghost is me
50:28The ghost is me
50:32The ghost is me
50:35The ghost is me
50:49The ghost is me
51:00The ghost is me
51:02The ghost is me
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