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Half Man S01e05 1 H 264
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00:00:23Hi, he's my brother.
00:00:28Right here.
00:00:30Niall.
00:00:32Oh, here he comes. Look at this.
00:00:34You're going for a dance, are you?
00:00:40Why are you here?
00:00:43Nice to see you too, Bambi.
00:00:44Don't fucking call me that!
00:00:47Why are you here?
00:00:53Not like this.
00:00:55Just go somewhere private.
00:00:58You're fine.
00:01:01I'm fine.
00:01:04Or a girl.
00:01:05I'm fine.
00:01:16I'll be here.
00:01:17Not like this.
00:01:17I'm fine.
00:01:18Bye.
00:01:18Bye.
00:01:19Bye.
00:01:22Bye.
00:01:23Bye.
00:01:24Bye.
00:01:38so it's definite yes madam all looking good here but that can't be i mean i've been told i can't
00:01:47get pregnant i've been told it would never happen well i've been doing this for 20 years and i can
00:01:51safely say you are around nine weeks to be precise so do you guys have any questions
00:02:03yeah i mean what happens now well i think you need to start planning this is a geriatric pregnancy
00:02:09and you need to limit anything which causes stress in your life jesus now you're gonna have to move
00:02:14out then hmm and that machine's trustworthy is it excuse me that's just to hear stories don't you
00:02:22you know people getting scanned and there actually been nothing in there at all like a phantom
00:02:26pregnancy i think it's called something which isn't there but its presence is
00:02:31is felt i'll have a phantom relationship if you keep talking
00:02:35no rest assured mr kennedy this is very real
00:02:39and something you need to plan for regardless of what you decide to do i'll leave you guys to chat
00:02:50it's bad luck at least we have sex like once in six months and i get pregnant
00:02:56just think about it now all the crying and screaming and mood swings
00:03:01and then there's the baby to think about
00:03:09it can be honest with me you know
00:03:13about what about whether you want this go on free pass no judgment
00:03:20god i don't know i mean are you saying you want to do it
00:03:25i think so i'm 42 i'm told i could never have kids
00:03:31this genuinely might be my last chance to be unhappy
00:03:37but hey now silver linings at least it's a short commute to work for me today
00:03:43i'll see you later on
00:03:51oh wait are you still on for dinner with reuben and mona later
00:03:54that's today is it christ they're not going to be all over each other again like last time are they
00:03:59no i don't think so i've spoken to them about that
00:04:03then fine i'll be there bye niall or should i say daddy
00:04:36oh you're fucking gorgeous
00:04:39what were you saying well i was just talking about greece potentially heading out the eurozone and going back to
00:04:44the drachma
00:04:46right yeah
00:04:48shite look uh should we call it here it's getting dark soon
00:04:51hey you know we haven't asked now about his new book yet
00:04:54oh fuck me yeah let's call it here reuben
00:04:56i'll load you guys a taxi go ahead now i'm listening what's this one about
00:05:00well it's a semi-autobiographical story about a young boy
00:05:04good lord he's starting hurry up reuben
00:05:06i'm texting as quick as i can don't worry
00:05:07yeah brilliant oh stop we're just having banter
00:05:11you know one day i'll have a partner that respects me
00:05:14wow can't wait to meet her
00:05:17i can love this girl
00:05:22right driver says he's five minutes away
00:05:25i'll walk you out
00:05:30can you believe it drinking fucking wine out the garden like a couple of posh guns
00:05:35where we've come from fuck me oh man look i know i joke but i just wanted to say proud
00:05:41of you
00:05:43i remember when we met back up you were fucking rock bottom man now look at you
00:05:46good girl nice house new book massive cock that's always a constant
00:05:55when do you think you'll be done by with the writing
00:05:58oh not long i wouldn't say it's the final push just just figuring out the ending
00:06:04all right yeah well the book's gonna need an ending isn't it
00:06:10why do you ask
00:06:13well look i um i hate to do this but um i'm gonna need that money back i'll lend you
00:06:22what all of it yeah fucking all of it jesus reuben it's 30 grand can't we just wait six months
00:06:27until the launch bonus comes through no chance just write the ending and get the book done
00:06:31any ending will do oh come on reuben i mean they'll be compromising my artistic integrity
00:06:36you'll feel a lot better about it when i'm compromising your health
00:06:43okay that was harsh don't need to apologize i didn't
00:06:56look can we chat about this another time i don't want it over to you hell
00:07:00she knows you owe me this money yeah it's just she thinks i paid you back already
00:07:06but you didn't pay me back i know
00:07:11fuck me you stole 30k from your girlfriend stole it from her dad still that's fucking insane what
00:07:17enough did you spend it on it doesn't matter it's nothing important well clearly more important than
00:07:22you pay me back are you seriously telling me you had my money and kept it all for yourself yeah
00:07:34i'm sorry
00:07:37you shouldn't have told me that now
00:07:40you really shouldn't have told me that
00:08:01it's just weird he earns a hundred grand a year what does he need it for
00:08:05i don't know nile why don't you tell me your theory so i can use it to point out your
00:08:09character flaws
00:08:10he's with me brilliant to get me back for prison by asking it back at a pivotal career moment oh
00:08:17please he gets you back for screwing him over by giving you the equivalent of a semi-detached i didn't
00:08:22screw him over we've been through this we screwed each other over that's what we settled on still
00:08:26pretty long arduous expensive fucking with you isn't it lending you money i know and he will never
00:08:31get it back when breaking your fingers is so cheap yeah i'm telling you this is what he does
00:08:37nile he's done more for you than anyone these past few years he kept you going financially after
00:08:42you practically cleared me out of house and home you're nonsense
00:08:47i think your problem is you still think of him as the boy you grew up with
00:08:52just talk to him take him somewhere he enjoys catch him at a good moment he'll be fine
00:08:58he'll wait another six months i promise you
00:09:03he's big and fluffy underneath it oh really
00:09:11motherfucker i just find it fucking ridiculous get this mona said last night she wants to start
00:09:16teaching dance classes have you ever heard of anything so fucking stupid i asked her what she
00:09:22get from it know what she said self-empowerment it's pathetic she's my wife she should take all the power
00:09:29from me i spoiled the rotten and now she's telling me she needs her life when i've given her the
00:09:34best
00:09:34one around it's fucking rude is what it is and i don't trust the cunt that's asking her either
00:09:39benji fucking uncle rico twat he has ill intentions and it pisses me off i want to go down there
00:09:45and
00:09:45crack his head open dance on his fucking brains
00:09:53anyway what do you want to speak to me about
00:09:57oh just this money business oh fuck me is that why we're here soften me with soft toys
00:10:02thought it would be nice yeah you're paying me back now that's not fair not fair you know you're the
00:10:07only cunt in the world who could borrow 30k and then make the other can feel unreasonable for asking
00:10:12it back yeah but can't we come up with some sort of system instead sure you can pay me back
00:10:16800 a
00:10:17month impossible i mean i could do 200 at a press no it's not enough well then i might have
00:10:23options
00:10:23really short of giving up on my dreams and i'm not willing to do that come on now they've given
00:10:28up on
00:10:29you
00:10:34okay that was harsh don't need to apologize i didn't
00:10:42look i'm not a monster all right there are other ways of doing this what other ways well i pay
00:10:48a
00:10:48gardener and a cleaner 15 pound an hour i can let them go you can pick up the slack deducted
00:10:53from the
00:10:53total you want me to be your bitch hey mr redeem is nobody's bitch that's one way of doing it
00:11:01a couple
00:11:02of times a week we can call it 200 a month add it to the 200 that's 400 total i
00:11:06can stomach that for
00:11:07now yeah but ruben jesus i'm not sure i feel comfortable with that i mean do you feel comfortable
00:11:15with that yeah i think i can live with it
00:11:47yeah
00:11:51hey
00:11:53care to join
00:11:58sure
00:12:11I hate that he's making you do this.
00:12:16So where is he?
00:12:17God knows.
00:12:19Stalking through the night.
00:12:22I take it you suggested these dance classes again.
00:12:25Is that right?
00:12:27Yep.
00:12:29Stormed straight out.
00:12:31I see.
00:12:33Are you going to defy him?
00:12:35No.
00:12:37Can't start World War III over a few twirls.
00:12:44Maybe you could write a chapter in your book about me going.
00:12:47I can read it and it'll be like I'm there.
00:12:50Well, it wouldn't be what you're looking for.
00:12:52I haven't danced in my life.
00:12:53Oh, come on now.
00:12:54Scottish country dancing at school.
00:12:56Oh, piss off.
00:12:57Most embarrassing experience of my life.
00:12:59Nobody would dance for me.
00:13:01Meanwhile, Reuben had about five women hanging off of him.
00:13:03Yeah.
00:13:06That's her boy.
00:13:09Yeah.
00:13:13I miss that Reuben, you know?
00:13:18Yeah.
00:13:20Me too.
00:13:23What do you think happened?
00:13:27Because men, they always fall away with time.
00:13:40Look, I'd better head off, actually.
00:13:44Ava will be wondering.
00:13:46You go, Tiger.
00:14:00What I forgot to say.
00:14:04I remember you dancing back at school.
00:14:10It's hard to describe, but I remember you just being so free.
00:14:20I remember you dancing back at school.
00:14:50Excuse me?
00:14:51She's taking her first class tonight.
00:14:53Something about how she looked dancing back at school.
00:14:56Oh.
00:14:56It's just a comment.
00:14:58Well, what are you doing commenting?
00:14:59She's just about to back up the whole fucking thing.
00:15:01Reuben, I really don't think this is a big deal.
00:15:03Yes, it is.
00:15:03You fucked me.
00:15:04Because now, instead of stopping her hobby, I'm stifling her freedom.
00:15:07I don't see what the problem is here.
00:15:09The problem is, she used to stay at home all day and wait for me.
00:15:12Now I get back and she's out there throwing her fucking body about.
00:15:15So?
00:15:15There's nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of attention.
00:15:17I mean, if you've got it, flaunt it.
00:15:18Hey, hey, hey.
00:15:19She hasn't got it.
00:15:20We're married.
00:15:22I've fucking got it.
00:15:23It's not hers to flaunt, it's mine to keep.
00:15:26Are you taking your meds, Reuben?
00:15:28I'll fucking take all of them if you don't sort this out.
00:15:30Well, what do you want me to do?
00:15:33I want you to go down to Dan's class and keep an eye on her.
00:15:37You want me to stalk your wife?
00:15:39No, I don't want you to stalk my wife now.
00:15:40Jesus Christ.
00:15:43Just stay close to her.
00:15:44Trace her movements.
00:15:45Follow her around the place a bit.
00:15:46But don't stalk her.
00:15:50I don't know, Reuben.
00:15:51This all feels a bit...
00:15:53Off to me.
00:15:54Oh, I don't know you've done worse than this before, have you not?
00:15:57I mean, maybe we can go upstairs to Ava and let her decide.
00:16:01Or her father.
00:16:04But what, you expect me to, like, join in?
00:16:08Yeah, why not?
00:16:10If you're so pro it, maybe you'll find freedom in it, too.
00:16:14And stop her drinking.
00:16:16She always spills her guts when she drinks.
00:16:20Yes.
00:16:45It's all I want to do, so don't you dance.
00:16:49Okay, guys, shall we begin?
00:16:53I'll get inside your bones cause I'm on fire, fire, fire.
00:16:58Okay, we're going deep squat.
00:17:00Ready?
00:17:01Three.
00:17:01Two.
00:17:02One.
00:17:06One.
00:17:13Everyone's moving up so much right now.
00:17:16You do what I was.
00:17:18You're just great.
00:17:18Well done.
00:17:19I think you're a good one.
00:17:20Well, shit.
00:17:41I'm sorry.
00:17:44I'm sorry.
00:18:02Well, go on.
00:18:02You can say it.
00:18:03No, I can't.
00:18:06I'll destroy him.
00:18:11Well, how about a drink instead?
00:18:35I'm sorry.
00:18:37I'll stay away.
00:18:39I need to anyway.
00:18:40You're just starting to think I'm avoiding her.
00:18:42Why would you be avoiding her?
00:18:47Well, she's pregnant, as it happens.
00:18:51Wow.
00:18:53Congrats.
00:18:53That's quick.
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56What's wrong?
00:18:57You down it?
00:19:01We've been together a year.
00:19:03We barely know each other.
00:19:05Well, I would say that's better than knowing everything about someone.
00:19:08Yeah, maybe.
00:19:09Just makes me question if it's real, you know?
00:19:12Hmm.
00:19:17Ruben is going to go rage when he finds out Ava's pregnant.
00:19:21Oh, yeah?
00:19:21Why's that?
00:19:27He's infertile.
00:19:31What?
00:19:33Well, old fertility, but it's pretty much the same thing.
00:19:37Is this why he's been so jealous?
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40He thinks I'm going to leave him for a man that can give me all he can.
00:19:44Wow.
00:19:45Ruben.
00:19:46Why is this so shocking?
00:19:48It's just for a man that leaves with his balls.
00:19:51That's not funny.
00:19:53No.
00:19:54Sorry.
00:20:00Have you talked about adopting?
00:20:02Once, but Ruben tore the kitchen sink off the wall.
00:20:05I don't think you realize how bad it is.
00:20:07It's like he's lost his mind to the whole thing.
00:20:13He gets drunk and talks about how having a kid is God's plan for him so he can break the
00:20:19cycle.
00:20:22What do you think he means by that?
00:20:24Christ knows.
00:20:25I just think he wants a kid he can care for because his dad didn't treat him so nice.
00:20:34But anyway, let's change the subject.
00:20:36This is depressing.
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39To our fucked up relationships.
00:20:41To our fucked up lives.
00:20:47Oh, I love it.
00:21:09Jesus, Niall.
00:21:15Where on earth have you been?
00:21:20I think we should do it.
00:21:25I think we should have a baby together.
00:21:29Oh.
00:21:49Ava's pregnant.
00:21:50And we're going to make a go of it.
00:21:51Oh, yeah.
00:21:53Is that it?
00:21:54Oh, yeah.
00:21:55I was just waiting for the caveat.
00:21:57No, there's no caveat.
00:21:58We're doing this.
00:21:59I told her last night.
00:22:00When did she get pregnant?
00:22:02We found out a week ago.
00:22:03Well, that doesn't sound very certain to me.
00:22:05Well, I was just thinking it through.
00:22:07Ava and I are still very new and it's a big thing to put at the center of things.
00:22:10Oh.
00:22:12You can see that again.
00:22:14I mean, it's hard enough without everything else.
00:22:17Everything else is in?
00:22:19Your sexuality.
00:22:23That's over, Mom.
00:22:24I've told you this.
00:22:25Is it, though?
00:22:26I find it very convenient.
00:22:27You find your straight side.
00:22:28The second Reuben is back in your life.
00:22:30How many times?
00:22:31It was a phase.
00:22:32It wasn't a phase, Niall.
00:22:34It was a serious problem.
00:22:35Well, then how come it stopped?
00:22:36Because you enlisted the services of a priest.
00:22:39Nobody pays that much money to get themselves out of a bloody phase.
00:22:42He wasn't a priest.
00:22:44He was a spiritual figure.
00:22:47He was a charlatan and you were a div.
00:22:55Well, it worked, didn't it?
00:22:57Oh, bollocks, did it.
00:22:59Do you really think your sexuality can be done away with a few cups of poison?
00:23:03Don't be daft, Niall.
00:23:04Jesus.
00:23:05Well, then how come I haven't done anything since then?
00:23:07Because you haven't been tested yet.
00:23:09Trust me.
00:23:09It will creep upon you in your darkest hour.
00:23:12These things always do.
00:23:13Jesus Christ, stop it, will you?
00:23:14You should be happy for me.
00:23:16I am happy, love.
00:23:18I'm just trying to make you see the full picture.
00:23:20Can you honestly look me in the eye and say you're certain you want a child?
00:23:23Yes, Mum.
00:23:24Yes, I can.
00:23:27Well, then do it.
00:23:32I'm certain.
00:23:43The thing to forget is anything the books tell you.
00:23:47Truth is, it can take a while for that bond to form, particularly for the dads.
00:23:55Excuse me.
00:23:57It's Niall, isn't it?
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01What did I just say?
00:24:04Uh, something to do with the dads?
00:24:08Yes.
00:24:09Very nearly a full sentence.
00:24:13Just that it is natural for the dad to take longer to connect to the baby.
00:24:19Fucking twat.
00:24:21What did I just say?
00:24:24Like I'm some school kid.
00:24:26He just wants to make sure everyone's moving at the same pace.
00:24:29He always looks at me when he makes the negative points, though.
00:24:31Well, you give off the vibe of an absent father, to be fair.
00:24:33How do I?
00:24:34Runs in the family.
00:24:35Your father was an absent father, was he not?
00:24:37He died.
00:24:38Exactly.
00:24:39You don't get much more absent than that, do you?
00:24:44Oh, Jesus, what now?
00:24:46What the fuck is he doing here?
00:25:03I just need a word.
00:25:05Everything okay?
00:25:08He'll be fine.
00:25:10Just give us a second, will you?
00:25:32The other night, dance class.
00:25:38I want to know what you saw.
00:25:41I didn't see anything.
00:25:45Was Benji there?
00:25:47Yeah, I think so.
00:25:50What happened?
00:25:52Nothing.
00:25:53They talked?
00:25:54Yeah.
00:25:54Well, then something happened, didn't it?
00:25:55Well, talk doesn't mean anything.
00:25:58Describe it.
00:26:00The interaction.
00:26:04Well, he went up at the end of the class.
00:26:07They hugged.
00:26:07They hugged?
00:26:08Yeah.
00:26:08They fucking hugged.
00:26:10Motherfucker!
00:26:11That's too far.
00:26:14It was like a friendly hug.
00:26:17Do it on me.
00:26:18No, I can't make sense.
00:26:19Do it on me, okay?
00:26:21I'm Mona.
00:26:22You're Benji.
00:26:23Do it on me.
00:26:25Come on.
00:26:27Well, it was just like...
00:26:31You might as well have sucked this cock!
00:26:32This is insane!
00:26:34No, it's not.
00:26:34Okay?
00:26:35I want you to do better here moving forward.
00:26:38I can't keep doing this.
00:26:38I can't.
00:26:39I have a life.
00:26:40What fucking life do you have?
00:26:41You're practically unemployed.
00:26:43Well, even so, I'm not going to spend it spying on your wife.
00:26:45Tough shit!
00:26:46When you get yourself a life, you can complain.
00:26:48I'm pulling you from it.
00:26:49So, you're fucking doing this, all right?
00:26:52Because I've got your fucking balls, Bambi.
00:26:54Don't forget it.
00:26:55Yeah?
00:26:56Yeah?
00:26:57Do you understand?
00:27:00Do you understand?
00:27:02Yes.
00:27:04Good.
00:27:06Good.
00:27:07Is there anything else you need to say?
00:27:09Hmm?
00:27:13Yeah.
00:27:15Huh.
00:27:19Eve is pregnant.
00:27:28Huh.
00:27:31Wow.
00:27:34Wow.
00:27:37That's amazing.
00:27:40Honestly, that's, uh...
00:27:43That's amazing.
00:27:45Huh.
00:27:49I'm going to be an uncle.
00:27:51Huh.
00:27:52Hey.
00:27:53Huh.
00:27:54Huh.
00:27:55Huh.
00:27:55Huh.
00:27:55Huh.
00:27:55Uncle Rube.
00:27:56Huh.
00:27:57Hey, it's got a nice ring to it.
00:28:00Yeah?
00:28:02I'll be the cunt that comes round and does the coin trick behind the ear.
00:28:06You're not allowed to teach him it.
00:28:08Hey, that's my trick, yeah?
00:28:09You pick fucking Shagga.
00:28:11Yeah?
00:28:11I'm proud of you.
00:28:13I'm proud of you.
00:28:14My brother from another lover, yeah?
00:28:15Putting your fucking dick to work.
00:28:17Hey.
00:28:18Hey.
00:28:18Hey.
00:28:18Hey.
00:28:18Hey.
00:28:19They should put it in a museum, shouldn't they?
00:28:21Your cock on display, yeah?
00:28:23Can you imagine?
00:28:24Big fucking dick with a strong seed.
00:28:26All the people in the museum wandering around, looking over her, I bet never in a million
00:28:31years would they think it was strapped to a fucking body this meek, yeah?
00:28:35Or a face this fucking scrawny, hey?
00:28:38I bet they thought it'd be strapped to some fucking big bison of a cunt.
00:28:42Some fucking, like, Greek muscly fucker.
00:28:45Some fucking Russian cunt, yeah?
00:28:47Yeah?
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:48Hey.
00:28:49Hey.
00:28:49Hey, why don't you show me it, yeah?
00:28:50Fucker, hey?
00:28:51Come on, show me, hey?
00:28:52Hey?
00:28:53No, show me.
00:28:53Show me.
00:28:54Show me, hey?
00:28:55I just want to catch a glimpse.
00:28:56Come on, mate.
00:28:57Hey?
00:28:57Hey?
00:28:57Get off.
00:28:58No, no.
00:28:59It's like a fucking trophy, isn't it?
00:29:00Hey?
00:29:01Hey?
00:29:01Hey, fucking show me.
00:29:02Yeah?
00:29:02Come on.
00:29:03Come on, Niall, hey?
00:29:04It's like a big fucking trophy, isn't it?
00:29:06Hey?
00:29:07Get off!
00:29:07Come on, Niall, yeah?
00:29:08Yeah?
00:29:09Come on, Niall.
00:29:10Come on, it's so fucking...
00:29:11No!
00:29:12Come on, Niall.
00:29:13Get off, yeah?
00:29:14What the fuck are you doing?
00:29:15Yeah?
00:29:15Yeah?
00:29:16No, no, no.
00:29:16Come on.
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:17Come on.
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:18Come on.
00:29:18I want to see the big fucking shagging.
00:29:19No!
00:29:19Fucking get off!
00:29:20You're pregnant in the fucking piece.
00:29:22Robert, stop!
00:29:22You're gonna do better for me moving forward, are you, yeah?
00:29:25You're gonna fucking keep an eye on me.
00:29:26You're gonna fucking keep an eye on me, are you?
00:29:28Yeah?
00:29:28Stop it!
00:29:30Get off!
00:29:30Yeah?
00:29:31No, Ben!
00:29:34What the hell's going on here?
00:29:41Nothing.
00:29:42Just messing around.
00:29:47Look, it's getting late, yeah?
00:29:49So, maybe we can come back another time.
00:30:02Nothing.
00:30:03You're gonna do better for me.
00:30:04You big fucking shagging.
00:30:05Yeah?
00:30:07You big shagging!!
00:30:10Yeah?
00:30:47Hey, mister.
00:30:49Hey.
00:30:52Where's Reuben?
00:30:55He left this morning for Aberdeen.
00:30:59He'll be offshore next week, so we'll all get a bit of peace from him.
00:31:06Do you fancy some soup I'm going to put a pot on?
00:31:08Sure. I'll just finish up here.
00:31:12No, you won't.
00:31:13You've got more important work to do.
00:31:16Follow me.
00:31:20You're probably the first person to use this.
00:31:23I was thinking you could write some of your book and read me later.
00:31:28Here's the Wi-Fi code.
00:31:30And if you get chilly Reuben's dressing gowns on the back of the door.
00:31:34I'm excited to read some.
00:31:52Here you go.
00:31:55It's a bit hot.
00:31:56Thanks.
00:31:59Go on, then.
00:32:02Read me something.
00:32:03Oh, no, no.
00:32:04I feel self-conscious.
00:32:06Well, I'll close my eyes, then.
00:32:08You can whisper to me.
00:32:21You can whisper to me.
00:32:35He was tall, slim, with jet black hair, and seemed to have a succession of girls throwing
00:32:41themselves at him constantly, all of whom he would brush off without a single care in
00:32:46the world.
00:32:47Apart from Carla Alice, the top girl in the whole school.
00:32:54Every boy fancied her.
00:32:57She had this rare, wispy quality, like she was unattainable somewhere.
00:33:02And Billy didn't know whether it was youth, or good looks, or adolescent projection on his
00:33:06part, but she...
00:33:14Keep going.
00:33:19She walked like fairy dust.
00:33:22It was all brightening every corner of the school.
00:33:38Well, they'll know about you, but I'm feeling every inch of this book.
00:34:05It's honestly fine.
00:34:07Reuben?
00:34:08What the hell?
00:34:09I thought you were going to Aberdeen today.
00:34:11Yeah, I'm going in a minute.
00:34:13I just came round to drop these off.
00:34:16Say congratulations.
00:34:23Sit.
00:34:37Look, I...
00:34:39I wouldn't be a man if I didn't come round and say that I'm happy for you.
00:34:48You know, Ava, you're going to be a great mum.
00:34:55And Niall, you're going to be a dad.
00:35:03But I'm also coming round...
00:35:07to say that I'm calling in my debts.
00:35:17Reuben, don't do this.
00:35:19What debtors?
00:35:20Niall owes me 30k.
00:35:23What?
00:35:24I thought you paid that.
00:35:25Why are you doing this, Reuben?
00:35:26Because once you have a kid, you'll never have the money to pay me back.
00:35:30Niall, what's going on here?
00:35:34Is this because Ava's pregnant?
00:35:40What makes you say that, brother?
00:35:42I'm happy for you.
00:35:44No, it's just I know you've been trying really hard.
00:35:52She told you.
00:35:59She fucking told you.
00:36:02She fucking told you.
00:36:04Wait, wait.
00:36:04She fucking told you.
00:36:06I'll fucking kill her.
00:36:08I'll fucking kill her.
00:36:09Oh my God, Niall.
00:36:10Are you okay?
00:36:12I need to go after her.
00:36:13No, no, you don't.
00:36:14Niall, you might become cursed.
00:36:16No, I have to.
00:36:16No.
00:36:17I have to go.
00:36:18Niall, no.
00:36:19No, let me go.
00:36:27Niall!
00:36:27Oh, shit.
00:36:29Get your fucking shit out of my fucking house.
00:36:33I can't believe you.
00:36:34You fucking can't believe me.
00:36:35You're fucking telling my shit to me.
00:36:36Please.
00:36:37Why are you doing this?
00:36:39I told you, didn't I?
00:36:40I fucking told you.
00:36:42Let's talk about this.
00:36:42What the hell's going on?
00:36:43This is what you get.
00:36:44It's her.
00:36:45Telling my shit to people.
00:36:46Ribbon, stop.
00:36:47Showing her mouth off of people.
00:36:49Stop before someone calls the police.
00:36:50Stop it.
00:36:51That's not yours to give away.
00:36:52Do you understand?
00:36:53I fucking told you.
00:36:55Is there a problem here?
00:36:56Shut the fuck up.
00:36:57Ribbon, stop.
00:36:58Shut the fuck up.
00:36:59Ribbon, stop.
00:36:59You fat cunt.
00:37:00You want some?
00:37:01Yeah?
00:37:01You fat fucking cunt.
00:37:03Look at me.
00:37:03Walk away.
00:37:04Look at me.
00:37:04Walk away.
00:37:05Look at me.
00:37:05Yeah?
00:37:06What are you looking at?
00:37:07Stop it.
00:37:07Yeah, you fucking walk away.
00:37:08Hey, look at me.
00:37:09You're going to lose everything if you don't fuck off right now.
00:37:13Look at what you've built.
00:37:14Look at what you've got.
00:37:15If they call the police, you're going to lose it all,
00:37:18and you're going to end up back in prison.
00:37:37Ribbon, I'm sorry.
00:37:38Don't even go there.
00:37:38I'm so...
00:37:39Don't even fucking go there.
00:37:40Don't even go there.
00:38:04Fuck.
00:38:08What did you say to him?
00:38:11I'm so sorry, Maureen. You forced it out of me.
00:38:13Are you okay? Are you all right?
00:38:15I thought he's done.
00:38:15I know, I know. I didn't really do this.
00:38:17I need to get you back inside, all right?
00:38:19I'll fix this, okay? Come on.
00:38:22Let's go. Let's go.
00:38:24We'll get everything cleaned up.
00:38:53Hey. Hey, what's wrong?
00:38:58Fuck. It's my life.
00:39:05I know I should leave him, but I just love him so much.
00:39:15I know he can't help it.
00:39:19Why is he killing me?
00:39:23Look, I feel like I'm betraying him here by saying this, but...
00:39:28You deserve better.
00:39:31I love Ruben, but he's lost his mind.
00:39:37He's away with the fairies now.
00:39:40In fact, even the fairies have had enough of him.
00:39:53No.
00:40:05I love him.
00:40:12I love you.
00:40:36Oh, my God.
00:40:56Oh, my God.
00:41:15Oh, my God.
00:41:23Jesus Christ.
00:41:26Are you okay?
00:41:28I'm sorry.
00:41:30I'm sorry.
00:41:33Don't apologize.
00:41:34Just tell me what the hell is going on.
00:41:35No, I am.
00:41:35I'm sorry.
00:41:36I'm really, really sorry.
00:41:39What happened with the money, Niall?
00:41:41I can't see.
00:41:41Yes, you can.
00:41:43That was my dad's money.
00:41:45I need to know what you spent it on.
00:41:53Niall.
00:41:54What did you spend it on?
00:41:56I did these courses.
00:41:58I did these...
00:42:02Straightening me out type courses.
00:42:06What?
00:42:09That's not okay, Niall.
00:42:17What did they do?
00:42:31I drank stuff.
00:42:34Look, the images threw up a bit.
00:42:38You spent 30K on this?
00:42:40No.
00:42:42No, he asked for the right debit, and then he emptied my account.
00:42:47Oh, Jesus.
00:42:53Oh, my God.
00:42:55Why can't you just be happy with that side of yourself?
00:42:58It's the 21st century.
00:42:59Nobody cares anymore.
00:43:01It doesn't make me feel any better.
00:43:03The fact that the world is progressing only adds to the problem, because not only am I ashamed.
00:43:09Bloody irrational, too.
00:43:11I get that, but when you told me, I said it didn't matter, as long as it didn't interfere with
00:43:17our relationship.
00:43:19Besides, everyone who matters knows.
00:43:22Your mom knows.
00:43:24I know.
00:43:26Christ, from what I understand, every truck driver in Glasgow knows.
00:43:32I don't see why it's a problem.
00:43:34Because I don't know.
00:43:40You need to get some help.
00:43:43Some proper help.
00:43:46Because I don't have it in me to fix someone who won't show me their part.
00:43:50I will.
00:43:54I don't know where to start.
00:44:01Start with the biggest thing.
00:44:05Then we're back from there.
00:44:24Well, look.
00:44:25I just wanted to pop round and see how you were, really.
00:44:28Yeah, fine, I suppose.
00:44:31It was, uh, a moment of madness, but I don't think we should get worked up over it or punish
00:44:40ourselves.
00:44:41Yeah, I agree.
00:44:53Sorry, are you feeling, like, okay about it?
00:45:00I don't know how to feel, if I'm honest.
00:45:02I haven't allowed any emotion and I'm good that way.
00:45:05Yeah, but this is pretty big, Mona.
00:45:08You slept with his brother.
00:45:10On his kitchen floor.
00:45:11The floor he tiled.
00:45:14Yeah, I know.
00:45:15I was there now.
00:45:19Sorry, Mona.
00:45:20Is everything all right?
00:45:22You've been a bit...
00:45:23cold.
00:45:24I'm just compartmentalising.
00:45:27It's how I cope.
00:45:28Yeah, I get that.
00:45:29But with his brother, Mona.
00:45:30Oh, please.
00:45:32Are you really trying to get me to realise my guilt here now?
00:45:35You are the brother.
00:45:36Yeah, no, I know that.
00:45:37I just...
00:45:41Look, can you not do that, please?
00:45:44Jesus, Mona.
00:45:47Why are you being so chill about this?
00:45:54If you must know...
00:45:57I've been here before.
00:46:03What, on Reuben?
00:46:06This is the first time I've had sex behind this back.
00:46:12Wait, are we talking about Benji here?
00:46:15That twat with the moustache?
00:46:18It doesn't matter who it was.
00:46:19Oh, my God.
00:46:20It is him, isn't it?
00:46:23So all of Reuben's suspicion around this,
00:46:24it's justified?
00:46:25It's not justified now.
00:46:27There's no excuse to treat me the way he has,
00:46:29regardless of what I've done.
00:46:30You've fucking driven him insane!
00:46:31He pushed me there!
00:46:32Oh, really?
00:46:32Did he push your hand on his cock as well?
00:46:45Do you know what, Niall?
00:46:47I don't think this has anything to do with Reuben
00:46:50or anything like that.
00:46:52This has to do with the fact you've realised
00:46:54you're not as special as you thought you were.
00:47:01Then nip out, will you?
00:47:02I need to get my glam on.
00:47:04We can talk about this another time.
00:47:13Newborns get very cold.
00:47:15So the first thing to do is minimise
00:47:18the amount of time that they're undressed.
00:47:20The best thing to do is...
00:47:22Oh!
00:47:24Mayday, mayday!
00:47:25We have a fully clothed baby drowning.
00:47:28Niall Kennedy.
00:47:30You have the right to remain silent.
00:47:32Anything you do, say...
00:47:33No, why don't you fuck off?
00:47:49Okay.
00:47:50So, the best thing to do...
00:47:52What was that?
00:47:53He's a prick.
00:47:54Go back and apologise.
00:47:55There's no chance.
00:47:56He should be apologising to me.
00:47:57I pay the man.
00:47:57He has no right to talk to me the way he does.
00:47:59Well, I pay you.
00:48:00So I can talk to you the way I want, then.
00:48:02You're a disgrace, Niall Kennedy.
00:48:04A child in man's clothing.
00:48:06Yeah, yeah.
00:48:06You can shout with me tomorrow.
00:48:07I'm shouting at you now.
00:48:10I'm staying at my sister's.
00:48:12So you can bloody think about what you've done here.
00:48:14Because you don't get to steal my money
00:48:16and fuck up these classes as well.
00:48:18And trust me,
00:48:19if you do it again,
00:48:20your visits will be supervised.
00:48:28Last fucking chance.
00:48:36Yo, it's Reuven.
00:48:38Leave a message.
00:48:40Yo, it's Reuven.
00:48:41Leave a message.
00:48:42Yo, it's Reuven.
00:48:44Leave a message.
00:48:55Reuven, it's Niall.
00:48:57I know that you're offshore right now,
00:48:59but I found out some information on Benji.
00:49:03And I tell you what,
00:49:06I'm coming to Aberdeen.
00:49:11Hi.
00:49:12Yeah, hi.
00:49:13I'm wondering if I could speak to Reuven Pallister.
00:49:17I'm his brother,
00:49:18and I really need to get in touch with him somehow.
00:49:22Reuven Pallister?
00:49:24Yeah.
00:49:25Never heard of him.
00:49:27Oh, yeah.
00:49:28He's a rigger here.
00:49:30But he comes in here for payroll stuff
00:49:32every now and again, I don't know.
00:49:34But I mean, he definitely works here.
00:49:38Here, Bill.
00:49:39Do you know Reuven Pallister?
00:49:43Oh, Pally.
00:49:45Is that who you mean?
00:49:47Yeah.
00:49:48Yeah, I remember him.
00:49:49He got let go of ages ago.
00:49:52I mean, what?
00:49:54No, no, no.
00:49:54But that can't be,
00:49:55because, I mean, he's...
00:49:57I mean, he's offshore right now, no?
00:50:00I can check for you.
00:50:09Nope, no Reuven Pallister here.
00:50:15Right, uh...
00:50:16Do you know where I might be able to find him?
00:50:19I mean, I think he's staying with an old colleague here.
00:50:23A guy called Roy.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:26Uh, well...
00:50:29Do you have his address?
00:50:31No, no.
00:50:42No.
00:50:45No.
00:50:46No.
00:50:47No.
00:50:49No.
00:50:50No.
00:51:08Reuben!
00:51:13Reuben! Reuben, wait!
00:51:39Talk to me, and they're telling me you've been sacked.
00:51:45Well, if that's what they're saying.
00:51:49How long ago was this?
00:51:51About a year ago.
00:51:54A year?
00:51:57But you're up here all the time.
00:51:59Yeah, well, I had to keep up the pretence
00:52:02while I figured out what to do.
00:52:04That's why my phone's been off as well.
00:52:07Jesus Reuben.
00:52:10What happened?
00:52:12Nothing. It was HR bullshit.
00:52:15My fucking supervisor was pressing me, and I lashed out.
00:52:18It wasn't even that bad.
00:52:20Oh, yeah?
00:52:20Yeah. Just put him up against the wall.
00:52:23Fritting to kill his family.
00:52:27I was gone within a week.
00:52:31I don't understand a year ago you were lending me money.
00:52:34Yeah, well, I maxed out a ton of credit cards keeping it up.
00:52:39What?
00:52:41You did that for me?
00:52:42I did that for everyone.
00:52:48Why?
00:52:54Because I liked it.
00:52:57I liked being the provider.
00:53:01I knew my place in the world.
00:53:06So that's why you've been asking for it all back?
00:53:09Hmm.
00:53:12I can't keep doing this, though.
00:53:14You need to declare bankruptcy.
00:53:15Oh, fuck that.
00:53:16Men don't declare bankruptcy.
00:53:17Don't be ridiculous.
00:53:18I just need to find a new job.
00:53:21It's hard.
00:53:24Prison sentence and all that.
00:53:31I mean, come on.
00:53:33What kind of man would I be
00:53:36if on top of not being able to give her kids,
00:53:39I couldn't pay the mortgage as well?
00:53:45And you know the worst part about all this?
00:53:49You were totally right.
00:53:53You said back in that hospital that I'd fuck it up.
00:53:56And I did.
00:53:59So you can have your popcorn now.
00:54:02Hope it tastes sweet.
00:54:05No, it doesn't, Reuben.
00:54:07I can assure you that.
00:54:15She can't find out, son.
00:54:22She can't find out.
00:54:24But Reuben, you surely can't do this forever.
00:54:26She's not worth this.
00:54:27She's not worth a lifetime of debt.
00:54:29She is, mate.
00:54:31She's worth that.
00:54:32And more.
00:54:33And everything in between.
00:54:35Listen to me.
00:54:38Alright?
00:54:39I'm begging you.
00:54:41Don't say a word.
00:54:42Not to her.
00:54:43Not to anyone.
00:54:47Look, please, brother.
00:54:51Do this for me.
00:55:21Do this for me?
00:55:22Oh, yeah.
00:55:27Of course.
00:55:32For all that we've been through,
00:55:36I still trust you more than anyone.
00:55:53Oh, yeah.
00:56:27There's a little more in him like that.
00:56:29Oh, yeah.
00:56:38Oh, yeah.
00:56:41I don't know.
00:57:31What's your excuse this time?
00:57:45I was with a male prostitute.
00:57:52How?
00:57:59Any good?
00:58:03No.
00:58:06Not really.
00:58:10I couldn't relax.
00:58:16Did you come?
00:58:21Yeah, but I, you know, wasn't relaxed.
00:58:35I can't even.
00:58:40No.
00:58:45No.
00:58:49No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05No.
00:59:10No.
00:59:18No.
00:59:23No.
00:59:24No.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27No, no.
00:59:29No.
00:59:34No.
00:59:42No.
00:59:43Let's go in here.
01:00:10You know something.
01:00:14What do you mean?
01:00:15You know something.
01:00:17I turned on my phone.
01:00:21Got your voicemail.
01:00:25Something happened when I was gone.
01:00:28Something to do with Benji.
01:00:32Well, no. I, uh...
01:00:36got the wrong end of the stick.
01:00:43You know I have other means of getting out here.
01:00:48It's in your head.
01:00:52I swear.
01:00:56No.
01:00:59Someone's changed her.
01:01:03I can feel it in the space between us.
01:01:06She's off somehow.
01:01:07No.
01:01:12It's not proof, Ruben.
01:01:16I went back home before I came here.
01:01:24I found my dressing gown.
01:01:27On the floor of my office.
01:01:31And smelled of someone else, huh?
01:01:34I couldn't place her.
01:01:51I don't know the extent of it.
01:01:53Motherfucker!
01:01:54Wait!
01:01:54I didn't say anything!
01:01:55Ruben!
01:01:56You didn't let me finish!
01:01:57I didn't need to!
01:01:58I didn't fucking know!
01:01:59Ruben!
01:02:00Ruben!
01:02:01Wait!
01:02:07The address!
01:02:08I need the fucking address!
01:02:09What?
01:02:10Which address?
01:02:10Fucking Benji!
01:02:11Ruben's on his way there now!
01:02:12Oh, my God!
01:02:13Oh, my God!
01:02:14Okay, that is...
01:02:15Blanchard Street, 16th.
01:02:16Okay!
01:02:17Fuck!
01:02:29Fallout 2
01:02:30Oh, my identity.
01:03:24I don't know.
01:03:27I don't know.
01:04:03I don't know.
01:04:34I don't know.
01:05:05I don't know.
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