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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:14You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:25Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right. 9 p.m. of the night.
00:32After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right. Phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay. Now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa! Easy!
00:57Wellsy.
00:58You're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
01:00It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellsy.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:08If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:12So what are we going to do? Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Well, why not?
01:19Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:36How have you never...
01:37It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Who?
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:57No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you mine.
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a room.
02:16Throw your opponent off this game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:19Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesley.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:41And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:43You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesley, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59Well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:03it's kind of genius.
03:10So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:16I went with my girl.
03:26What was it, guys?
03:37Hi, I'm...
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Dirt's tutor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in an hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:57Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03No, no, no.
04:06Hey, I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful, don't tell Jules anything.
04:17You won't want the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellesie.
04:24Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:56Dean.
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay.
05:21Uh, for your oral presentation,
05:23you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints
05:25of one of our first unit philosophers
05:27and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34Oh, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puck bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puck bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined
05:58by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand,
06:02was trying to define what morality was itself,
06:04what the duties and obligations
06:06of the individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already,
06:13why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:15What I don't understand
06:17is how they can be saying different things
06:20and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:52Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:59Uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:04No, you're doing a backbend.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar,
07:17the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun
07:26to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years,
07:30I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't...
07:36We're just a little predictable, Saul.
07:39I mean, like, we do the same things
07:42and we see the same people
07:43and we break up and get back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us
07:47out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a breakup part,
07:53but the rest of it is...
07:56We see the same people
07:57because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places
07:59because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out
08:04and hook up on the dance floor
08:05and make out in the back of an Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08No, but we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:23Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:27No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:31The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah, I don't...
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:03Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time
09:10going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:15We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here
09:38is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly, sounds a lot like
09:42Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface
09:48of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04Had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:14I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention...
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:22I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Oh, Hannah.
10:31Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking or he can't tell?
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
10:57And you're deciding to push back
10:58against perceived progress
11:00if those disruptions were important?
11:13And that's a great example
11:14of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss, don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:39It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano
11:42and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me, hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities
11:58will take place this year
12:00at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth,
12:07the theme shall be two-fers.
12:09Mm.
12:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,
12:16which shall bring ye there
12:17and bring ye back the following morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:39That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:45They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:50Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:14I would just like to say
13:15this is the most absolutely unhinged plan
13:17and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you.
13:20None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:25Here's the ramp.
13:29Okay.
13:29Well, you've convinced
13:30half the theater department.
13:33We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up
13:35as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:39Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots
13:41that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44We wear those
13:45when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:48You've got it, so I flaunt it.
13:51Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up
13:54for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man,
13:58let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about
14:01literally everything,
14:02always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But, in this case,
14:05you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:08But if you want to get
14:09Justin's attention,
14:10we have to be boy-hot,
14:11not girl-hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:15I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party
14:17is exactly what we need
14:18to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun
14:28to drive out to the party
14:29with you anyway, so...
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal.
14:33Well, if you're into me,
14:35you're into hockey.
14:36Just got a point.
14:37And besides,
14:37you'll need to spend
14:38the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh, I don't want
14:44to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay,
14:50what's my deadline
14:51for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus
14:53leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't
14:58act like one.
14:59Ooh!
15:04Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four
15:06last year
15:07and the year before that
15:08and the year before that.
15:09Do all the cocky sons
15:09of bitches out there
15:10think they can beat us?
15:12I'd like to see you
15:12give 110%.
15:14Brackets out of 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100%
15:20and then, um,
15:22give 10 more?
15:23I'm sorry,
15:24could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan
15:26to adjust to the challenge
15:27of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's
15:29a need to change anything.
15:31My teammates expect
15:31the best out of me
15:33and, uh,
15:33that's not a problem
15:34because I expect
15:34the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other
15:36pregame rituals
15:38or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know,
15:41I need my locker to be...
15:56Hey.
15:56Hey.
16:12Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no.
16:14I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually
16:17let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28Not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry.
16:35Can't you just speak
16:37to his professor
16:37or dean or whatever
16:40if it's so important
16:41that he play?
16:41I mean...
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:46Yeah, you know, uh...
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50He's a hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen
16:53in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name
16:56carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass
17:01to prove
17:02that he's earned his place.
17:07Thanks for your time.
17:11Hey!
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:18Better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:21All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit
17:30I can't explain
17:32any of these thoughts
17:33racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm calling for you.
17:39You know I don't appreciate
17:41being made to wait
17:4145 minutes.
17:43I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long
17:45must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on, hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh...
17:53locking out
17:53while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover
17:58and I've never met a guy
17:59who can genuinely
17:59do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been
18:03sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know,
18:12if we're gonna convince anyone
18:13that we're hooking up,
18:14you can't freak out
18:15when I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:21We'll be fine
18:21as long as you stop
18:22force-feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush
18:28whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:32Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about
18:57when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said
19:13we needed practice.
19:29Don't...
19:29blush.
19:52So this is tutoring.
19:54What?
19:56No.
19:58Uh...
19:58Yes.
20:01He was just trying
20:03to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels
20:04like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:18Okay.
20:29Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks.
20:47Our first away game
20:48of the season.
20:49The Briar Hawks
20:50have dominated
20:51the Chatham Plovers
20:52in the past.
20:52But since it's
20:53Dealer Wendt's birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind
20:56is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got
21:00a good crowd
21:01here tonight.
21:02Briar's most faithful
21:03bunnies in attendance
21:04as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can
21:19seem like a lot,
21:20but we don't bite.
21:21I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play
21:30was a lifesaver
21:31in my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go.
21:37You got me, boys.
21:38Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game
21:39for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here,
21:43right here.
21:44Just fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:48Hey, hey, G.
21:49Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control
21:52of the puck.
21:52Logan, Logan.
21:53There you go.
21:53Logan back to Grant.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Move it, move it, move it.
21:55Go, go, go, go, go.
21:56Grant back to Logan.
21:57These two are passing it
21:57back and forth like
21:58Plamedia during a welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys.
22:01Let someone else have a turn.
22:02It's only fair.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Denied.
22:07Damn, so close.
22:10Chatter tries to get the puck
22:11the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:12But Grant is right there
22:14with the interception.
22:15Come on, G.
22:15Pass it up.
22:17Good.
22:18Take it up.
22:19Take it up.
22:19Grant takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Oh!
22:25Oh.
22:27Puff absolutely pounding
22:29the Chatham Clovers.
22:31All day!
22:32All day!
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36The problem is,
22:38he knows it.
22:41it to keep it
22:44there
22:44that
23:05goodこと
23:07Right here.
23:09Right here.
23:15You fucking dude.
23:18Hey, hey!
23:18Jamboni!
23:19Hey, waste not lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:26Jamboni! Jamboni!
23:28Jamboni! Jamboni!
23:30Jamboni! Jamboni!
23:32Jamboni! Jamboni!
23:35Jamboni!
23:36Jamboni!
23:39Jamboni!
23:41Luce Mavic?
23:43Come on, come on, baby.
23:45Oh boy!
23:47Come...
23:55still in love
23:58in love with you
24:01yes ma'am
24:04Oh yeah
24:09Well I heard
24:10You might have found some bad in you
24:14But still can't swallow
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit, I mean
24:19You totally nailed boy hot
24:20Good, because I feel like an absolute cliche
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here
24:28Sigtau takes birthdays very seriously
24:30You'll care
24:31Oh hey, thanks man
24:33No thanks, I don't drink at parties
24:36Oh yeah
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either
24:38One-on practice nights, five after a game, no exceptions
24:41Seems pretty strict
24:42Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite actually
24:48Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots
25:00Hockey shots
25:01Oh shit
25:02Guys, I get it now
25:04You're not a vampire
25:05I am
25:06Yeah, sorry Garrett's a tutor
25:08But uh
25:08Dollar Q, but we need you
25:09Let's go
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win
25:11Bad luck if we don't
25:13Exactly, so we're doing it
25:14Because tonight we beat Chad's ass
25:15That's right
25:16That's right
25:17Let's go
25:17All right, come on
25:17Come on
25:18Come on
25:19Come on
25:20Sorry
25:25It's okay
25:28Fuck you
25:31Fuck you
25:33Fuck you
25:36Fuck you
25:37Fuck you
25:37Fuck you
25:38Fuck you
25:39Fuck you
25:40Fuck you
25:40Fuck you
25:41Fuck you
25:43Fuck you
25:44Fuck you
25:46Fuck you
25:46Fuck you
25:47Fuck you
25:47Fuck you
25:49Jesus, relax!
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:16but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:21Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:32Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left it in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Affleck.
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:05So we can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's John's best friend,
27:28so not really.
27:29John?
27:31John?
27:31My brother.
27:32John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks flu, as they do when people...
27:43Sorry, what don't you get?
27:46Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh my God, no, you're just... different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:08Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:15Yeah, you know, I don't know, sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:36Here, uh...
28:37Here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Probably the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kinda nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that it took so long and couldn't find any mixtures, but...
29:11I thought maybe...
29:13I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:17Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:35My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:42Good work.
29:43Good things.
29:43Really.
29:45Mmm.
29:46It's getting over here.
29:47This getting over here.
29:50This getting over here.
29:50The stars getting dry.
29:52And you're staring at the sunrise.
29:53But you're thirsty over there.
29:55But you're thirsty over there.
29:57Cause you're an animal, an animal, and you're closing in on me.
30:05Yeah, you're an animal, an animal, but it just can't be this way.
30:25Yo, Dini, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:42That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh my god! Wait, this is me!
30:53No!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh?
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:12You gotta get on the floor.
31:14If you're a party, take a step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:32Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running shit tonight on the floor.
31:40Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Let's do that.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:54Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say
32:05no, I say no.
32:15OK.
32:15I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say no, I say
32:20no, I say no, I say no.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh, my God.
32:34Justin's here.
32:35OK.
32:36Be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:48Is he looking?
32:50Is he looking?
32:55Oh, yeah.
33:06Come here.
33:07What?
33:17Okay.
33:20Where are we going?
33:21He needs to see us.
33:22And he has.
33:23You've got him interested,
33:24now we gotta go.
33:28Nobody's talking to someone.
33:33Hey, watch the player,
33:35not the puck, Wellsie.
33:36What the hell does that mean?
33:38It means, trust me.
33:53This is the part where I tell you
33:56all the things I wanna do to you
33:58when we're alone.
34:05Now, you can wash.
34:14Okay.
34:35Oh, thank God I'm exhausted.
34:41You're not letting me take the bed?
34:46Nope.
34:47Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman.
34:49Apology accepted.
34:51I'm not sleeping on the floor.
34:55Well, that really sounds like a pickle.
34:58You can't just decide.
34:59Seems funny.
35:00Seems like I just did.
35:01Oh, my God.
35:01You're so stubborn.
35:05You know the bed is big enough for two.
35:08Absolutely not.
35:10Okay, your loss.
35:14Whoa.
35:15You're beat to shit.
35:17Am I?
35:19Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed.
35:22No, okay.
35:23You're right.
35:24You should take the bed.
35:28Wait, no.
35:30No?
35:30No, you're just giving me the bed
35:31because you feel bad for me.
35:33Get back on the bed.
35:34I'm taking the floor.
35:35I don't need your pity.
35:37It's all yours.
35:37See you in the morning.
35:38You just collapsed on it two seconds ago.
35:40Take it.
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor.
35:42So am I.
35:56What?
35:59Nothing.
36:00Can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods.
36:22Impressive.
36:24Bruins should hire him to be their mascot.
36:27Do you always get so beat up out there?
36:30Nah.
36:31You get used to it.
36:33Hurt more when I was starting out.
36:35How old were you?
36:37When I started playing.
36:38Hm.
36:40Well, I don't know.
36:41As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me.
36:44It's a lot of pressure on a kid.
36:48I mean, skating was the fun part.
36:53Pressure was...
36:56getting measured once a week
36:57to make sure that I was growing fast enough.
37:02Chugging protein shakes and...
37:06lifting weights.
37:07Missing birthday parties.
37:10Because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice.
37:15And his fucking...
37:18whistle.
37:19Whenever I...
37:21made a mistake.
37:23Why do you still do it?
37:29I guess...
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it.
37:37I spent my whole life training for a dream,
37:40and now I'm so close to it.
37:41If I stopped, I...
37:45I don't know.
37:46It makes sense.
37:48Seems like you never really had a choice.
37:53Yeah, right.
37:56Fuck that.
37:59Yeah.
38:00Yeah, fuck that.
38:07You got to practice with the Bruins?
38:11And they let me run a drill for fun.
38:13Wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker.
38:23Oh, my God.
38:25No, turn that off.
38:26That's so embarrassing.
38:32Oh, my God.
38:35No, turn that off.
38:39That's so embarrassing.
38:41Oh, my God.
38:53Did you write this?
38:55It's incredible.
38:57In high school.
39:07They're really good.
39:31I got to tell you something.
39:34The other night at the Eastwood game,
39:36I was...
39:40struggling.
39:42And then...
39:45I heard someone singing.
39:48Elton John.
39:49Right?
39:52I followed your voice through the tunnels.
39:57I saw you in the green room.
40:01Saying it out loud.
40:02I realized that sounds creepy, but...
40:08You were so...
40:11Like, genuine.
40:13You know?
40:15Free.
40:20You centered me.
40:29Jules posted us.
40:32Wait, what did they say?
40:34Actually, hang on.
40:36Let me see.
40:43We did it.
40:44Yeah, we did it.
40:47Wait, I have just the thing.
40:48Have you heard Miley's cover of The Bitches Back?
40:50Yeah, of course.
40:51I'm a man of taste, Wellesie.
40:53Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's vision?
40:56Who's Billy Porter?
40:59I'm gonna pretend you didn't just say that.
41:00Come up here.
41:09Will you show me something of yours?
41:11Well, like a classical piece?
41:13No, like the one on your Instagram.
41:16Uh, no.
41:17I don't write like that anymore.
41:21That's crazy.
41:23Why not?
41:26It's like scary.
41:29Telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know.
41:33Uh, but I am working on something at the moment for the Pop Showcase.
41:38But it's not there yet.
41:40Lyrics are hard for me.
41:43It'll get there.
41:45It has to.
41:46I need to win.
41:47You hate losing that badly, huh?
41:49I do.
41:50When it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore.
41:54Which is what will happen if I don't get a scholarship.
41:56And the only way to get a scholarship...
41:58Is to win.
42:10Do you have to write the lyrics yourself?
42:12Like, can you collaborate?
42:14Yeah, sure, as long as it's still mine.
42:16No.
42:35I mean, there's your answer.
42:38Justin.
42:39Yeah.
42:40I mean, just ask him for help.
42:41Pretentious douches love that shit.
42:44He is not a pretentious douche.
42:48Okay, yeah. Whatever you say.
43:01Wait, have you heard of the Beaches?
43:03Mm-mm.
43:04Their Coachella set will change your life.
43:06Huh.
43:07Ha!
43:08Ha, ha, ha
44:45Anna.
44:47Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yeah.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
44:59Yeah.
45:10Yeah.
45:15I'm sorry.
45:23She's a fire sign
45:25And I don't really know what that means
45:27I'm a cold knight
45:29And I wanna be close to the heat
45:32I don't want to get burned
45:34I don't want love like that
45:36But I can't go any further
45:39Till I start coming back
45:41I'm a rock star
45:43And I'm never around when you need
45:45Like a race car
45:47Driving away from the scene
45:50Does she want me to stay?
45:52Does she want me to pack?
45:55You can't push me any further
45:57Till I start coming back
45:59Turn me around
46:02Ride up, side down
46:04Spin me like a bird
46:07Drop your finger on me
46:08I feel so for you
46:11I want to spin me
46:14Like a bird
46:16And drop your finger on me
46:17You push me in circles
46:19To the edge of the earth
46:21Where I can't go any further
46:24Till I start coming back to you
46:26I'm an addict
46:29I'm addicted to her and to me
46:31She's a magnet
46:34Pulling me under the sheets
46:36If it holds you too close
46:38If it holds you too close
46:39For the good things to go
46:40Don't matter what happens
46:42Wherever we end up
46:43We'll come right back
46:44Turn me around
46:48Ride up, side down
46:50Spin me like a bird
46:52Drop your finger on me
46:54I feel so for you
46:57I want to spin me
47:00Like a bird
47:01Drop your finger on me
47:03You push me in circles
47:05To the edge of the earth
47:07Where I can't go any further
47:09Till I start coming back to you
47:30Turn me around
47:32Ride up, side down
47:35Spin me like a bird
47:37Drop your finger on me
47:39I feel so for you
47:42I want to spin me
47:45Like a bird
47:46Drop your finger on me
47:48Turn me around
47:50Ride up, side down
47:53Spin me like a bird
47:55Drop your finger on me
47:57I feel so for you
48:00I want to spin me
48:03Like a bird
48:04Drop your finger on me
48:06You push me in circles
48:08To the edge of the earth
48:38Vacuum
48:39Can we pause, Dan?
48:41Subscribe to like the bell
48:43If you turn
48:44On a cruise
48:51You can move
48:52Or in
48:52Can you
48:52Get
48:52W W
48:53Want Us
49:06Youvere
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