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Off Campus - Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09Mama...
05:10Sorry dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:18Hey!
05:37Sorry dude.
05:57Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:33I did.
06:34You lied.
06:37About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:44No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:06I just broke up with Sean.
07:08I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:22I got it.
07:41Okay.
07:42This is the last one.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:35I'm sorry, I just need to know it's fine man just just go okay
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett that this goes well that's what relationships
09:04are for honey bun supporting each other helping each other grow as people
09:09can all be about sex and fun
09:14bus almost here gotta go
09:16well no Garrett can just drive you
09:18it's fine I love a bus
09:20you hate a bus
09:21it's fine
09:25love you
09:26happy Thanksgiving
09:44all roads lead back to Dean
09:46this is just your ride
09:48Allie this is
09:49Bo Maxwell
09:50yeah
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother
09:52oh yeah you know Joe
09:53well I don't know her know her but I know her in the way that she's like a god who
09:57walks
09:57among us she booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating and now she's in day's
10:02understudy and Oleana on Broadway
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic
10:05you're allowed to just call her Joanna you know that
10:09okay sorry I bet you're so sick of theater talk
10:11what are you kidding you're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see Jay Groff and Merrilee
10:15no way
10:16do these fit on you
10:17oh don't get them started
10:18so much
10:19I was in like the sixth row
10:20shut up
10:21okay favorite musical of all time
10:23three two one
10:25in the heights
10:26fuck off
10:27stop
10:27you guys just met
10:28okay okay second favorite
10:29three two one
10:31little shop
10:32oh my god you guys
10:35what'd you say
10:37what
10:41oh my god
10:42oh my god you guys
10:44what is this help you're receiving an education
10:48what is this
10:50you may be perfect for a blonde but I'm not that blonde
10:53I may be in love but I'm not stupid lady I got eyes
10:57oh my god
10:58oh my god
11:00sorry I'm a mistake
11:00Corley take your break
11:02no no no no
11:03no no no
11:04hey hey don't listen to him Ali all right Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us
11:09what I don't know what you mean by that
11:11yeah you do
11:11Dean you sick
11:12absolutely not
11:13Dean was more of a dancer
11:16stop
11:17please tell me there's a video
11:18oh there's a video
11:19I will kill you
11:26okay the sunglasses are too good
11:28why were there sunglasses you ask no reason
11:30no reason at all
11:31okay well you are sending this to me
11:33no you're not obviously
11:34you need to ride back Friday
11:36do I get to DJ
11:37hell yeah you get to DJ
11:38as long as you exclusively play songs that'll make the indigible
11:42on second time I think you should take the bus
11:44oh no no don't listen to him Ali he can hitchhike to New York
11:56see you Friday
12:01you're alone now can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent
12:04and she goes by Kiara now
12:05it's like a whole thing
12:07wasn't she in London for like a week
12:13Al?
12:14um no yeah totally
12:16uh okay what's going on?
12:20no nothing it's just like everyone's over
12:24hey Ali Hayes I can hear your nails
12:26who are you texting?
12:27what?
12:28nobody
12:28it's Sean
12:29you're backsliding
12:31am not
12:31hey it's okay
12:33it's my dad
12:34he um
12:35he can't find the remote again
12:37he uh
12:38I swear he has ADHD
12:39but his generation's undiagnosable
12:41oh okay
12:43okay I should probably go help
12:45love you miss you
12:46gobble gobble
13:08hey
13:10happy Thanksgiving
13:14cute
13:15yeah my dad gets me one every year
13:20holy shit
13:23I mean
13:24I kind of hate you
13:26but
13:27holy fucking shit
13:29thanks
13:36oh I mean seriously
13:38it's like
13:38Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour
13:40in the Guggenheim out of Bately
13:47you said this wasn't a date
13:48it's not
13:49feels like a date
13:51it's not
13:51it's a good bottle of wine
13:52my parents won't miss
13:55happy Thanksgiving
13:58happy Thanksgiving
14:04okay
14:05do you want the tour?
14:07is it going to make me hate you more?
14:10is it going to make me hate you more?
14:11probably
14:12yeah your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom
14:15I could literally live in that
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags
14:19usually we have a Basquiat there but it's on loan to the Whitney
14:27okay let's see it
14:29okay let's see it
14:29what?
14:32your big move
14:33grand finale
14:34I don't know what you're talking about
14:40fine
14:41there's a piano
14:42in the den
14:44and I usually end the tour there
14:45and I talk about the piano
14:47and then they ask if I play
14:48and then I say
14:50kind of
14:51not kind of
14:52exactly
14:53then I sit down and I play Mad World
14:56Mad World?
14:58it's the only song I know
14:59and it works
14:59it works
15:00okay
15:00can you be normal?
15:03it's just me
15:04I am being old
15:05no you're not
15:07what would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15you play chess by yourself?
15:17I had to get better than Summer
15:18she's a chaos monster
15:20my dad taught us when we were little
15:22it was a family tradition
15:24that's sweet
15:25it's cutthroat
15:28where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts
15:32we had a
15:33we have a place here
15:34sounds terrible
15:36doesn't it?
15:38you know I'm so glad
15:39Jensen's making this practice
15:40on Friday
15:40because otherwise I'd be
15:42you know I'd be laying on a beach
15:44day drinking with Nick
15:45and destroying Summer
15:46and beach volleyball
15:47God
15:48we need a tough life dealer in us
15:50the worst
15:57sorry you can't be with your family though
16:00seems like you miss them
16:03I'm not good to be here with you
16:06also
16:10shit
16:11come on
16:12never
16:12never ever
16:13let the enemy distract you
16:19Kate?
16:49I'm not good to be here with you
17:03Never let the enemy distract you.
17:22Mama want you back the boys like me, were said to break your heart.
17:28Ain't that true?
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you break apart.
17:43It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
17:53It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
17:59No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:04It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to make up.
18:10No, I don't want to have to make up.
18:14Oh, I dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:21Feel with me.
18:24Oh, I dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:28Oh, I dare think about the way we used to feel.
18:37Be honest, how many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:43Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously?
18:58Hello?
19:00Hey, are you already asleep?
19:03It's called trip to fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06In fucking New York on Thanksgiving.
19:14Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
19:15Well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:17Uh, somebody take my apple, please.
19:21I'm gonna take a month.
19:22You've got her so dumb.
19:23Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, you don't stick to their level.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving.
19:30Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:39Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:46I mean, like Hannah's stupid, happy.
19:48And Garrett's your friend.
19:49Like, I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:54And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no.
20:00No one's gonna ask that.
20:00They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out,
20:07and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:13That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun.
20:20We were safe.
20:20We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:23Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry.
20:27I have to go.
20:29Allie.
20:38I could regret the past, but...
20:40Regretting all the things that passed, but...
20:44Hey.
20:45How was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:48Don't worry.
20:49Good.
20:51I can, uh, practice this downstairs.
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:59There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy, yellow world
21:06Alone enough for me to ask, just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:16The glow
21:20The glow of star-born eyes
21:25Reflect the sky
21:29Until I find I'm
21:33Sinking into your
21:37Yellow, yellow hairs
21:42Linkering as you pour
21:48Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No, no. I don't. At all. I...
22:10I really like the melody. I just... I don't get it. I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay. I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Yeah, is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I... I thought I could fix it, but...
22:30I mean, the showcase is in two weeks, and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35But I just can't figure out how to tell Justin his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44Never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different. This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too. And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this. I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks, and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:06Oh, you got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:09Actually, you know what? Usually I like hearing you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing, but it's okay, cause he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:29I... I love you, I'll see.
23:37I love you, too.
23:44I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago that I'd be hot and single, and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham, I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst. Being this happy when you're in a crisis, I'm unpacking.
24:20What? No, no, no, no. You're in love. Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving. You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not. He's been giving me space.
24:31And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no. I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great. Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except, if I'm enjoying the space, then that means I'm a terrible, shitty person who hurts someone she supposedly loved,
24:50and then just moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick, my dad was there for her. You know? Like, every step of the way. Even
25:11when it got so hard.
25:13So then do I just call it quits with Sean because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:21Of course not. If Sean's not the great love of your life, that's okay. You'll find another great love.
25:30Or, I mean, hear me out. A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh, flings have just not been super successful for you, historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you talking about? I can fling.
25:45I can!
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup? All those dates with frat boys who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay, well maybe that was my mistake. I don't need to date someone. I just need a distraction. The
26:00fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay, you know I love you. And I think you're perfect. And I will support you no matter what. But
26:08you, Allie Hayes, are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know, I'm team boyfriend. Team boyfriend. You like snuggling and inside jokes. You want to tell a guy about
26:18your day and meet his mom and watch him run a 5K and then complain about having to watch him
26:24run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey, look, this stuff with Sean is hard. But whether you move on or you get back together with him,
26:34bottom line is, I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie. Just know that and believe that. And totally ignore this giant duffel I am packing to abandon
26:45you yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me. You're going to have super hot sex all night with a guy who loves you. But
26:57you're not taking that. It's mine.
27:05Maybe all you can eat was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie, saw you guys on fifth line.
27:12Is Jules there everywhere?
27:14Like God. We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow, you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh, then rescinded.
27:24So, how was y'all's break? First time eating Papa Graham, right?
27:28Yeah, it was, it was fine.
27:35Yeah. Family. Sucks.
27:37Um, do you at least get that signed jersey for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh, not this year.
27:46Uh, what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program. We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a Lil Kane.
27:56Oh, is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah, they double booked. I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey, we were really, uh, counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I, I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey and you can auction that.
28:09Okay, big shot. You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I, I didn't mean...
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh, what if you did it at Malone's?
28:21That's...
28:22Really?
28:22Yeah, I, I can run it by Della.
28:24I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What, uh, what kind of vibe were you thinking?
28:30I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:56Who has to know?
28:58Who has to know?
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan,
29:15for putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single ladies.
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes,
29:27but we want to raise a hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk.
29:30Hit up our silent auction and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly, the photo booth is out of order,
29:34but there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests,
29:38so scan those QR codes and let them know
29:39what songs you want to hear.
29:41Alright, you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:48Let me know!
29:49Let me know what I've done wrong
29:51When I've known this all along
29:56So what'd you think?
29:58For your little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:01Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you in case you forgot,
30:04I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried,
30:07but there's no reason we can't just keep doing
30:08what we've been doing.
30:09Hooking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom in, let's say, five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here, and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these to your boy.
30:32For the record, I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay, control is key.
30:48Tucker, you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham, I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:57We don't go to bars to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score, okay?
31:01What the fuck is wrong with the people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo, tell them to stop talking hockey shit, please.
31:07Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep talking hockey shit.
31:09That's why I came over here.
31:10Who are you?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:12Eleven o'clock.
31:18I'm always.
31:19There you go.
31:21Nice to meet you.
31:29You need more pigs in a blanket, not pigs.
31:32That really doesn't bother you.
31:37I trust Garrett, and the Pug Bunnies are actually kind of cool.
31:42Yeah.
31:43They know what they want.
31:46God, it's so hot when someone knows what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling, I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah, you're single.
31:53Embrace that.
31:54Just pick someone who will never catch feelings for you.
31:57Someone down for anything, like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah, you make a good point.
32:02It's almost zero expectations.
32:04You just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09Alright, we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:34I love a throwback.
32:36Right?
32:38I love a throwback.
32:51Right?
32:52I love a throwback.
32:53Keep your drink.
32:55Just give me the money.
32:56Yeah, it's just you in your hand tonight..
33:00happy.
33:04Midnight, I'm drunk.
33:05I don't give a fuck.
33:07Want to dance by myself.
33:09Guess you're much out of luck.
33:10Don't touch, back up, I'm not the one
33:15I'll get back to work
33:16Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around
33:32Any girl would be happy to stick her tongue down your throat
33:35I don't want any girl
33:40Well, guess you're stuck with your hand
33:43Cause you know it's over
33:46Before it began
33:47Keep your drink, just give me the money
33:51It's just you and your band
33:56Nice
33:59Isn't it a swar for fans of One Direction?
34:01Hey, Wosie
34:03I need those freshmen selling raffle tickets
34:06You're not listening to GHA over there talking strategy
34:08GHA?
34:10General Hardass
34:13What's so important about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood
34:18They've been gunning for our top spot in the conference
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a ten game streak
34:23So they're close
34:24If we lose, they'll be number one in the conference
34:27Shit
34:29That's what's in his head right now
34:30But there's nothing we can do about that tonight
34:32We need people drunk and happy and spending money
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye aye, Captain
34:41Thanks
34:42And uh...
34:44Thanks
34:46We're homeless
34:48We're homeless
34:48And what are friends for?
34:49Oh, I just wanna take you when you ask you to lie
34:52We can go out any day, any night
34:55Baby, I'll take you now
34:57Take you now
34:57This is where at least we will spend the first week
34:59I'm in the zone suffocating, don't we?
35:01Uh, the little bird told me that you've rushed for me to get off your asses and go sell some
35:06raffle tickets
35:06It's Logan
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan
35:12Okay, this is a party
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun
35:17Hm, so is winning
35:19Jensen wants me to step up more as captain, so...
35:22I'm stepping up
35:23Well, others have suggested you might be boring everyone to death
35:27I'm guessing that was also Logan
35:30This fundraiser means a lot to him
35:31It's sweet
35:32Sweet doesn't win games
35:34Yeah, yeah, I heard carbs are good though
35:38Thank you
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Uh, yeah, I know soundcheck didn't really seem like a time to be...
35:51Like Justin, I don't like your lyrics
35:53Or our song
35:54Which, by the way, used to be about you
35:57But I don't have a crush on you anymore
36:00So I really don't know what it should be about
36:01But it should not be about yellow haze
36:04Hmm
36:06Well, maybe we work on...
36:07Yeah
36:07Wording on that
36:08Yeah
36:08Yeah
36:09Thank you so much
36:13Okay, party people
36:15A few of our silent auction items are currently going for way undervalued
36:19So if you act fast, you could get them for a steal
36:22A steal
36:23A steal
36:23Now, um, I know there are mostly Boston fans in the house
36:27That's right
36:27Yeah, yeah
36:29And as a born and bred New Yorker
36:30I happen to think those people are living a sad, desperate existence that nobody...
36:34Ow, New York!
36:35Get out of here!
36:37Hey, Della
36:38We love you, but this one
36:40This one
36:42This one's part of the family
36:44I have box seats
36:45To a New York Rangers game
36:47And a meet-and-greet
36:48With the legend himself
36:50Phil Graham
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap
36:55It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
36:57To have a beautiful...
36:58Woo!
36:58And that's right, Rangers fans
37:02I'm looking at you
37:03Gary
37:04Did you call my fucking dad?
37:08Hey, I hope your son enjoys the camp
37:09Thanks
37:10Hey
37:13What the hell dude, he just donated
37:14Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives something every year
37:19Alright?
37:19You obviously just didn't ask him right
37:21That's not...
37:24He's...
37:24A self-centered, pompous asshole
37:26Yeah, my mom is in rehab for the fifth time
37:28I get it
37:29Okay?
37:29But who cares, alright?
37:30It's for a good cause
37:32You don't know what you're talking about
37:33Never once considered why I didn't want you to call
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do is think about what you want
37:41Do you know how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question
37:43Cause these kids need the money
37:45I needed the money
37:46This fundraiser is the only fucking reason I'm here
37:48It's...
37:49It's not all about money
37:51Spoken like a person with a shit ton of it
37:53Back for a second set
37:55Ladies and gentlemen
37:56Give it up for After Hours!
38:02Alright, we're gonna take a break from requests
38:04We're gonna play something brand new for you
38:07It's an original
38:08Written with the one and only...
38:09Hannah Wells
38:19You didn't tell me he was gonna sing your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know
38:25Shit!
38:27Hey, well on the bright side, you're about to find out if it's any good
38:29Maybe people will love it
38:30Back to sleep behind your glasses
38:33In the hazy yellow world
38:36I'm going
38:36Alone enough for me to ashes
38:39Alone enough to feel the hurt
38:43Echoes weaving through the water
38:46Keeping secrets in the night
38:48You're indivisible
38:50Together we're a noble prime
38:54We go
38:55Oh, oh, oh, oh
38:58Flowers of one eyes reflect the sky
39:03Until I find out
39:06Seeking into your
39:08Yellow, yellow haze
39:11Yellow, yellow haze
39:12Lean green as your voice
39:15Yellow, yellow rain
39:18What was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Yellow rain?
39:23Yellow, yellow rain
39:24Seeking into your
39:27Yellow, yellow haze
39:31Yellow, yellow haze
39:32No, it's catchy
39:33It's catchy
39:35Yellow, yellow, yellow
39:39Yellow, yellow
39:43Yeah, you're up.
39:51There you are.
39:54What'd you think?
39:55What?
39:57The song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02No, it's supposed to grab people.
40:04Make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again.
40:14From the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Hannah, stop fucking with my head.
40:20I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it.
40:24I put my heart on the line.
40:26You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:33Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You want to feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
41:03And in first place,
41:07Grace Ivers,
41:10please collect your prizes from Della at the barber.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted,
41:20but not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last-minute requests,
41:30changes of heart,
41:32remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Okay, yeah.
41:47Good night.
41:48Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55It's so weird.
41:57It's so weird.
42:13Change your mind.
42:14No.
42:16Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this,
42:19I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:21Bad.
42:21I feel bad.
42:23Guilty.
42:23Wait.
42:24Are you Kathleen?
42:25No.
42:26I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels
42:28before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now
42:32because this fucking breakup
42:33is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't.
42:38Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Allie, Kat.
42:46Tell me what you want.
42:49And this is not a relationship, okay?
42:52No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:05Meet at night in an hour.
43:26This is a party.
43:28Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really.
43:33You?
43:34Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up.
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear
43:39from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:41I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:47You and Logan gonna be okay?
43:49We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad,
43:53it could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving.
44:00What you told me.
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods.
44:13And when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26I mean, that's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You wanna go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38Told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'll stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:46Yeah.
44:47You get some sleep?
44:48In the game tomorrow?
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's?
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know?
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you.
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says,
45:06I heart diagram.
45:07Might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There are a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:11I love you, too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17Yeah.
45:21Yeah.
45:22Yeah.
45:23Yeah.
45:29Okay.
45:30Just do it, don't give up.
45:32Just do it, just do it.
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