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00:00This thing you've ever done, and you've done crazy, that I really need to know.
00:05Right, yep, Tuesday, 1pm, I can make that work.
00:09I'll call you back.
00:10Hi!
00:12What are you doing here?
00:14Uh, I need to tell you something.
00:16Excuse me, uh, which way to outpatients?
00:18Is there something that Abundant Signage couldn't tell you?
00:21Inside, left, first, the second floor.
00:24But, uh, is everything okay with the baby?
00:26Yes, fine, we're fine.
00:28I can't believe you're here.
00:30I've missed you so much.
00:31Ah!
00:33Needed in the fertility clinic.
00:35Well, you know, that's what I call this.
00:37Um, lunch.
00:38Yes, yes, you're on.
00:41I love you.
00:45Hey.
00:46Hey.
00:47What's the vibe with Maven Crane?
00:49Oh, Sergeant Major.
00:51From what I've seen today, tense hours.
00:53It's not ideal.
00:55Hey, you home tonight?
00:56I think so.
00:58Burgers in Love Island?
00:59That sounds like a date.
01:01From your face, it's a no.
01:04Sorry, I've just, I'm not really looking for that right now, you know?
01:07Yeah, right.
01:08Why ruin a good thing?
01:20Oh, lucky you don't have a rock.
01:23The vending machine is safe, given it's not a two-face line.
01:25Look, syphilis.
01:27If anyone should apologise, it's you.
01:29And I'm still waiting on the $400 to cover the excess.
01:32Okay.
01:33We all knew you were self-centred, but delusional.
01:36That's a new one.
01:37We're adults.
01:38We work and live together.
01:39I don't want to fight anymore.
01:41Oh, that is so thoughtful.
01:43How's the anxiety, by the way?
01:44So far, so good.
01:45Smash any windscreens lately?
01:47I'm more of a lock myself in the bedroom kind of gal.
01:49I'm serious, Phil.
01:50You're paying for the car.
01:51I'll pay for it when you admit you purposely sabotaged the exam and used me as your scapegoat.
01:57Admit you damaged the car.
01:59Back off, Jizzy.
02:00Ew!
02:01You psycho!
02:02Oh, don't push me!
02:03Get out of my hands.
02:04What the hell is going on?
02:06Nothing.
02:07Just flatmate talk.
02:09I have to go.
02:13She's struggling.
02:15I've been trying to get through to her, but I...
02:19I'm only two weeks in, but it's pretty inspirational.
02:23True.
02:23Oh, there he is.
02:25How's the head?
02:26No complaints.
02:27Late night, I'm guessing.
02:28Yeah, you could say that.
02:29You have a date?
02:29With Libby.
02:30Have you been to chess?
02:32Nah, nah, I heard it's cool, though.
02:33The musical?
02:35Bah.
02:36Right, yes.
02:37No, I know the one.
02:38So, Cody, you're prepped.
02:40I think so.
02:41Think so or no so?
02:42No so.
02:44What are the three features of Beck's triad?
02:46Low BP, distended jugular veins, and...
02:50And the third...
02:52Muffled heart sounds.
02:54And this signifies...
02:58Um...
02:58Oh, come on.
02:59Billy.
03:00It's a cardiac tamponade.
03:02Mm-hmm.
03:03You should know this.
03:03I do, I just wasn't expecting...
03:05Then why is it important during colisistectomy?
03:08It isn't.
03:09He's joking, bro.
03:10Not a joke if you don't want to harm the bile duct.
03:13Musical.
03:13Jesus.
03:16It's like a Sandra Bullock movie.
03:18Right.
03:18Finally, I'm the leading lady.
03:20Likely wreaking havoc in a super charming way.
03:22What do you think he's going to do?
03:23Well, he's got two options, right?
03:24He can call the cops, or he can ride off into the sunset with me.
03:26Ooh, I vote sunset.
03:28Oh, this is so exciting.
03:30Nick, you're huge.
03:32Oh, thank you, Philip.
03:35So, what is going on?
03:36What is the panic?
03:37What's going on with you and those rosy red cheeks?
03:39She is going to tell Marty that she loves him.
03:43Okay, well, that's a totally normal thing to do.
03:45I thought this was something serious.
03:46Uh, excuse me.
03:47This is very serious.
03:49Well, Mom telling Marty that she loves him is hardly news.
03:51Yeah, but this time they're both single.
03:53And there's a slighted ex and a baby.
03:56The unforgivable.
03:57Just calm down, yeah?
03:58No, no, no.
03:58I'm just riffing on, like, Sandra Bullock movies.
03:59But now that you do mention the ex, it does kind of track.
04:03Oh, my God.
04:04Oh, my God, you're right.
04:05What am I doing?
04:05This is, like, insane.
04:06Oh, my God.
04:09Monique, you're back.
04:10You're not back for your job, are you?
04:11Oh, how insensitive of me.
04:13You haven't even had the baby yet.
04:15Have you?
04:18No, Libby, no.
04:19There's still very clearly a baby in here.
04:21Look at that.
04:22Baby.
04:23Uh, no, I'm not here to take my job back.
04:25Okay, that's great.
04:26It's so good to see you.
04:26It's so good.
04:27Mm-hmm.
04:28Hmm.
04:29Okay, so, Marty.
04:30Yeah, we're doing lunch, but he hasn't texted back,
04:33so I don't know when or where.
04:33Well, come wait at the hospital.
04:35Everyone's going to love to see you.
04:36Oh, we need to deal with that kind of stuff all day.
04:38No, thank you.
04:39Well, we all know that's not what you're trying to avoid.
04:41I just, I really need to talk to him alone.
04:44Oh, everybody loves a redemption arc.
04:48But Naz is in surgery all day,
04:51so I wouldn't go see him at work.
04:53I'd probably confront him inside of work.
04:54Nobody is confronting anyone.
04:56Well, that's good, because everybody knows.
04:58Libby.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Naz is with Poppy now, isn't he?
05:01So, but it's not about what anyone else thinks.
05:04It's about being honest and true to yourself.
05:06Oh, thank you.
05:08But it's so great to see you, Mon.
05:09You honestly, you look radiant.
05:13Toadaloo.
05:15She's still good.
05:16Don't listen to her.
05:17Yeah.
05:17No, she is right, though, right?
05:18It doesn't matter what anyone thinks.
05:21Okay, I just need to see Marty before Noza finds out I'm here.
05:24Okay, I will send these away,
05:26but everything else looks good so far.
05:28Hey, I can take those for you.
05:30You look particularly buoyant.
05:32Well, it's nice to be here.
05:34Okay, you can just calm down on that toxic positivity,
05:37because I know you're angling to ditch this place
05:39to go back to the ark.
05:40Maybe.
05:41The sun is shining.
05:41It's not all bad.
05:43Okay.
05:43I hate to rain on your parade,
05:45but I heard through the grapevine that Mon's back.
05:47Yeah, yeah.
05:48I saw her this morning.
05:49Wait, why would that be a bad thing?
05:51Well, wherever she goes, so does drama.
05:54It's a bit unfair.
05:55Okay, did you miss the part when she skipped town with Noza's baby?
05:58I wouldn't be so quick to judge.
06:00Look, no judgment.
06:01I mean, if she wants to do it all by herself,
06:04then it's great, I suppose.
06:06Yeah.
06:07I was just surprised,
06:08because she's not exactly a blanket poster mum.
06:22Maeve, can you order these rosters?
06:24Just trying to prove that we're always understaffed.
06:26You look good.
06:29Yeah, I feel good.
06:31Uh, Crane,
06:32you want me to do these yesterday?
06:34Yeah, of course you did.
06:35I can double-check them.
06:37No, no, we're understaffed enough.
06:38I'm not in the business of overworking the staff we do have.
06:42Yeah, we've finished.
06:46Eyes on your work.
06:49Okay.
06:51All done.
06:53Get that dressed up,
06:54and I'll get you a script of painkillers.
06:56Learn to compartmentalise.
06:58Yes, boss.
07:01Could you review Mrs. Groves?
07:02With what level of urgency?
07:03Moderate.
07:05We'll handle it.
07:06Great, thanks.
07:10Where you at with that whole thing?
07:13Oh, who knows?
07:15Where are you at?
07:17Oh, I don't think of Crane that way.
07:20Ash is just a friend.
07:22And a certain surgeon?
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:25Just a friend, too.
07:27Cool.
07:28So I guess you have no interest
07:30in taking Mr. Stevens up to the surgical floor, then?
07:33I mean, if you're absolutely stuck, then sure.
07:38What have we got?
07:40Mrs. Groves.
07:41Slip and fall.
07:42Clearing ankle fracture.
07:44Possible head injury.
07:45What's your GCS?
07:47Complete promptly next time.
07:49Yes, boss.
07:50Then what's next?
07:52Head to toe assessment.
07:53Mm-hmm.
07:54Go for it.
07:56Right now?
07:57I'll observe.
07:59Okay.
08:00Oh, coming, Maddie.
08:01You came as soon as I got your text.
08:02I've got five minutes.
08:03I know.
08:03Two and a half now.
08:04Okay, you sure you don't have time for lunch?
08:05Yeah, sorry.
08:06Something's coming up.
08:07Is everything right?
08:08Do you need a water?
08:09No, Maddie.
08:10Maddie, I'm pregnant.
08:10Not a plant, for God's sakes.
08:11Okay.
08:13I want to sit down.
08:14No, I don't.
08:14No, no, no, no.
08:15I don't have time for that.
08:16Okay.
08:17Maddie.
08:18Okay, I cannot believe I have denied this for so long,
08:21but I...
08:22Hey, there you are.
08:24Uh, Mrs. Pearson, I do a bit half an hour ago.
08:26I heard you were back.
08:27Yeah, just was sitting.
08:28Uh, sorry, I've got to go, but we'll catch up later, yeah?
08:30Yeah.
08:31Hey, um, you look like a sweetie Swiss ball.
08:34I know.
08:34No, pregnancy suits you.
08:37Will you say nuff?
08:38Yeah, I was actually on my way to see him.
08:40Okay.
08:40I'll see you.
08:45Occupational hazard.
08:46What?
08:47A joke from the penile fracture yesterday.
08:51You said it was fun.
08:52Well, unexpectedly so.
08:54Well, not so much for him.
08:56What are you doing up here?
08:57I brought up Mr. Stevens.
08:59He's already in rearing to go,
09:01as much as you can be with an invasive surgery pending.
09:04Well, I wasn't expecting a personal delivery.
09:06You may have insisted.
09:08I'm glad she did.
09:12Yeah, looks nice.
09:14It's a ponytail.
09:15Yeah, but it's a nice ponytail.
09:18Listen, um, do you have plans this evening?
09:23You don't know, do you?
09:26Know what?
09:29Mom's back.
09:32What do you mean back?
09:33Yeah.
09:34In the hospital.
09:35How does she seem?
09:37Sorry.
09:38Don't be sorry.
09:40Um, she looked good.
09:43She always looks good.
09:48And Mr. Brockwell's woken up.
09:50Cool.
09:50I'll take a look soon.
09:51Hey, I can be a bit blunt sometimes, eh?
09:54Oh, it is all good.
09:56It's, I mean, it's just a surgeon thing, right?
09:58Yeah, yeah, they have their moments.
09:59Yeah.
09:59All right, sweet.
10:00Well, how about you take his obs and then put him in his phone?
10:02Mm-hmm.
10:05I'll check on him now.
10:07Uh, hey, you're doing good, bro.
10:10Moody, that one.
10:11Don't you think you were being a bit harsh putting him on the spot like that?
10:14Look, if he can't handle a few basic questions, then maybe it's not the right job.
10:17I mean, yeah, he's a bit green, but we all were.
10:19He's got a ways to go if he wants to be as good as my man.
10:23Hey, I hope you got a pay rise with all this extra training.
10:26Ha, I wish, bro.
10:27Come on, mate.
10:28No, you're worth.
10:29You reckon?
10:29Yeah, he's like walking the park, and it's more responsibility, aka, you should be getting
10:34more money.
10:36I can put in a good word if you want.
10:38For real?
10:39Yeah.
10:39I mean, I wouldn't do it for anyone, but I got you, mate.
10:46Chris, can I have a word?
10:48Certainly.
10:51What happened with Izzy was very unprofessional.
10:54It can't happen again.
10:55It won't.
10:55And I wanted to talk to you about what happened on the day of the consultancy exam.
11:00For what it's worth, I don't see you as a failure.
11:03That came out wrong.
11:04Monique!
11:06Hi.
11:06Hi.
11:07I'm not back.
11:08I'm just saying hi.
11:08Well, it's great to see you.
11:09How's the baby?
11:10Ah, yes.
11:11Good.
11:12Very active.
11:13Any luck?
11:14No, no, no.
11:15I just...
11:15Hi!
11:17Hi!
11:20Anyway, it doesn't matter.
11:21All they'll see when Dr. Grayson enrols again is a fail and a no-show.
11:25Well, you know, I've had my share of failures and I'm still here.
11:30No disrespect, but we hardly have the same deal.
11:33Because I'm not a millennial?
11:34Gen Z.
11:35And no, because I'm not a Warner.
11:37I don't have a name to back me.
11:39I still know what it's like.
11:40You know what?
11:41Forget it.
11:42You have no idea what it's like.
11:45Oh!
11:46Watch it.
11:47Sorry.
11:48You should watch where you're going.
11:50Okay, well, I'm off to save lives.
11:53What about you, Tintin?
11:54You're gonna...
11:55Actually, I have no idea what Tintin does.
11:59Well, I'm looking for the cafeteria.
12:01Well, it's literally around the corner, but honestly, I'd just bring your own lunch.
12:09It's not a joke if you don't want to harm the boll duct.
12:12What a dick.
12:13There's something about him.
12:14Don't you dare say good.
12:16No, mate.
12:17He's cocky.
12:18Yeah, I can take a bit of shit, but I know I'm good at my job.
12:23I'll let you nurse me.
12:24He's had it in for me from the start.
12:25I don't know what his problem is.
12:27He's probably insecure.
12:29You reckon?
12:30Well, his ego's overcompensating for something.
12:33So what are you gonna do?
12:34I can't do anything.
12:36He's my senior.
12:37I know what that feels like.
12:38What?
12:39Crane?
12:40Yeah.
12:41Yeah.
12:41She's still may-ho like Arlo, but...
12:45You should stand up to him.
12:46Get him where it hurts.
12:48Maybe.
12:49No, mate.
12:50What, you really just want to roll over?
12:52Only for Sage.
12:56Phil.
12:57Chris, I'm sorry.
12:58I really don't have the energy for another pep talk right now.
13:00I just wanted to apologise.
13:02For what?
13:03Hey, um, have either of you seen Monique?
13:05She was in triage earlier.
13:07Great, thanks.
13:08I didn't mean to imply that you were a bad surgeon,
13:12or that other people thought you were.
13:13Are people saying that?
13:15No.
13:16Sorry, you were explaining yourself to me earlier,
13:18and we were interrupted.
13:20Please go on.
13:23This whole thing would be easier with wine.
13:27That I can do.
13:29Follow me.
13:38Hey.
13:39I wasn't expecting...
13:42Sure.
13:44Okay.
13:45Bye.
13:46Mate, you were right.
13:49Always am.
13:50But about what?
13:51Well, pay rise approved, starting next cycle.
13:53My man, told you.
13:54Know your worth.
13:55I'm stoked as, eh?
13:57I didn't think they'd approve it that fast.
13:58I think you owe me a drink now.
14:00Come on.
14:02Hi, Billy.
14:02Bye, Billy.
14:04Ah, used to work here, having Naz's kit.
14:06Ah, missed the boat on that one.
14:11Whoa.
14:12What are you doing?
14:13Oh, only kissing the most handsome man in a five-mile radius.
14:16Not at work, you're not.
14:18Yes, sir.
14:20Celebration drinks tonight?
14:22I thought we were doing something tonight.
14:24Can't.
14:24Boys' night now.
14:25And, uh, what did I say about kissing?
14:28You know, funny business at work, but I thought that was like a rules are meant to be broken kind
14:31of thing.
14:32Oh.
14:34Cody, did you finish all the notes on Mr. Brockwell?
14:36I did.
14:38And Mrs. Ryan?
14:39No, not yet.
14:40Why are you sitting on your ass then?
14:42I'm just having a break.
14:45Like your mate, Billy, was a second ago.
14:49What did you say?
14:50I get it.
14:51One rule for Billy, one for everyone else.
14:53You know, everyone knows about your little bromance.
14:58What the hell?
14:59I get why he's your favourite nurse.
15:01Like, no shade.
15:01He kind of is the full package.
15:03I mean, everyone gets sucked into the vee vee vee vee vroom vroom vortex at some point.
15:07Oh, he's just a mate?
15:08Mate, yeah.
15:09Right.
15:10I'm not gay.
15:10It's 2026.
15:12You know, no one cares.
15:13Oh, look, everyone was really nice when I was gay.
15:15Although it's in my best interest that you're not.
15:17I'm not.
15:18I'm not.
15:21Cool, man.
15:23I'll finish Mrs. Ryan's notes after my break.
15:29What the hell was that?
15:31Oh, I think he was just joking.
15:33Not him.
15:33You.
15:35I was just being silly.
15:36Don't.
15:37It's not funny or pretty.
15:41It's embarrassing.
15:50I'm this close to getting on the intercom.
15:52Okay, please.
15:53Can I pop you?
15:54Yeah, sure.
15:54I got this.
15:56Uh, so what happened?
15:58Well, Selena interrupted us and I haven't been able to bring him since.
16:02And do you think he's texting back?
16:03Well, I thought when he, you know.
16:05What?
16:05Heads up.
16:06Marty.
16:08Nose.
16:11You're bigger.
16:13You cut your hair?
16:15Sorry, um.
16:16I thought you were in surgery.
16:18I was.
16:20I was going to text you.
16:22Is the baby okay?
16:24Yeah.
16:25Fine.
16:25We're fine.
16:27So what are you doing here?
16:29Um.
16:31I'm just here to make things right.
16:33Nose.
16:34Bed 3 is waiting on that consult.
16:40Oof.
16:41That was like watching my grandma Nance parallel park.
16:43It's so nice.
16:44Well, as I was saying, Marty has gone home for the rest of the day.
16:48Right.
16:49Okay.
16:49So this was an awful, horrible, terrible idea.
16:52Well, if you don't want to do it anymore, I understand.
16:54Okay?
16:55But I'm here for you no matter what you decide.
16:56Okay?
16:57What are you talking about?
16:59I'm sure.
17:00I'm more sure about this than I am about anything.
17:02I love him.
17:03And I always have.
17:06Well, okay then.
17:07Bridget Jones, go get your man.
17:10Yeah.
17:18Never been a fan.
17:20Oh.
17:20Well, you'll develop a taste for it.
17:23A lot of the consultants do this at the end of the week if we get a chance.
17:26Maybe it's lucky I'm not a consultant then.
17:29You will be.
17:30And I don't waste a good single mod on just anyone.
17:33It needs to be a surgeon I admire and respect.
17:36You haven't done this with Izzy then?
17:38No comment.
17:40She rubs me up the wrong way.
17:42Yeah, we can all see that.
17:43You know, ever since I've worked at this hospital, I have been judged, but I have earned my stripes.
17:47Agreed.
17:47She took that away from me.
17:49Well, you'll get a chance to re-sit.
17:53The other day, it wasn't me having a breakdown.
17:57Well, she pretended to.
17:58I just fell for it.
18:00That's on me.
18:01Well, why did you cover for her?
18:05Yeah, it's not going to work.
18:08Well, I mean, I couldn't live with myself if I just left her alone.
18:13Do you regret it, helping her?
18:16Yeah.
18:18Now that I know that it was fake, but I would do it again if I thought she needed me.
18:25Your time will come, and it won't matter how you got there.
18:29Thanks, Chris.
18:32Maybe you could just pull that back into the bottle.
18:42Still busy saving lives?
18:43Can I help you?
18:45Found the cafeteria.
18:46Not the greatest selection of food.
18:47Yeah, well, that's why I told you to bring your own.
18:52I am so proud of you, babe.
18:54It was pretty exhilarating.
18:55And you're totally right.
18:56There is definitely a more than friends vibe, from Arlo's life, anyway.
19:00Mm-hmm.
19:29What do you think, Emmett?
19:30Thank you for nearly asking.
19:33Can you do a last set of arms on Cube One?
19:38Hey, Poppy, would you give me a hand?
19:40I'm busy.
19:41Ask Crane.
19:42She's sorry.
19:43Hey, I can come in for you if you need a break.
19:46Or a light scream.
19:48I'm fine.
19:49Kind of an easy.
19:50Look, it's okay.
19:51Seriously.
19:52It's nothing.
19:53As I know, it doesn't matter now.
19:56I'm all good.
19:57Oh.
20:01Help me out here, Mr. Thompson.
20:04Make sure his earways unobstructed.
20:06Thanks, Matt.
20:07All right.
20:08So now what?
20:09Um, iverirazepam?
20:12Is that a question or an answer?
20:15You get two milligrams of iverirazepam.
20:28Mr. Thompson, a cheeky bugger.
20:31You get me on my toes.
20:33You're a natural kid.
20:39You're paged.
20:41There's someone I'd like you to meet.
20:43Paul, come on.
20:44Chris Warner, have we met?
20:46Paul here is our new head of marketing.
20:48Happy to be here.
20:48Well, we're lucky to have you.
20:50He's highly sought after, but I'll let you speak for yourself.
20:52It's good to meet you, Dr. Warner.
20:54Mm-hmm.
20:54He's been here for the day, seeing how the hospital runs,
20:57looking out for potential PR risks.
20:59Risks.
21:00Reviews, testimonials, negative press.
21:02Which we're unfortunately very familiar with.
21:04And a lot of which we've already addressed.
21:07A great example of a risk would be a senior staff member
21:10drinking alone with a female junior surgeon.
21:14Do you have an explanation?
21:20Are you talking about my work conversation with Phil?
21:24With alcohol.
21:25It's mid-afternoon.
21:27You can't be serious.
21:28It could be seen as coercion.
21:30Or at the very least, abuse for blatant power imbalance.
21:32Even sexual harassment.
21:36You can do this.
21:37Winnic, Strud, I can do anything.
21:44Come on.
21:47Um, now's not a good time.
21:49Sorry, I know it was a super random visit.
21:51You just weren't replying.
21:53Do I text Esther's here?
21:58I didn't...
21:59I didn't realise you...
22:02Sorry, we can catch up later.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Okay.
22:06Sounds good.
22:07Yeah.
22:07Sorry for interrupting.
22:08Okay.
22:10What the?
22:11Okay.
22:12Bye-bye.
22:12Bye-bye.
22:12Bye-bye.
22:13Bye-bye.
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