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00:00Previously, on Shortland Street.
00:01Selina, there is this billions of sperm swimming around this place.
00:04We've just got to find you one.
00:05Yeah.
00:06Billions.
00:07She's been in there since, too.
00:09She came out to say sorry and then locked herself back in.
00:12Where are you going?
00:13Molly's.
00:14I think I just got played.
00:27Morning.
00:52We slept in.
00:53Our shifts don't start till nine.
00:56That time.
00:58I have a return.
01:00Can I have a return?
01:01I quit some swimming.
01:02Oh, no.
01:03I never sleep first till 600.
01:08Right.
01:10Okay.
01:14You shouldn't have stayed.
01:22Why don't you just throw Izzy under the bus?
01:25I can't do that.
01:26Well, sure you can.
01:27It's your thing.
01:28What?
01:29It's one of your special skills.
01:30Well, every time I accuse her of something, it blows up in my face and she comes off looking
01:34innocent.
01:35Oh, look at you, learning.
01:37Besides, I don't really know what she was going through yesterday.
01:39It felt, it felt pretty real to me.
01:42Yeah, but just think about all the times you've been in a dark and twisty spiral and gone to
01:46Molly's and or its bathroom for refuge.
01:48I mean, maybe you and Izzy are more alike than you think.
01:58Flattering.
01:58It's viral.
02:00Your headline fodder again.
02:02Do you realise how this makes us look?
02:03And after everything with the clinic?
02:05I didn't ask the random naked man to mow me down in public, Rachel.
02:08Oh, that'll be the press now.
02:11You got in late last night?
02:12Oh, I had one, two, many gin martinis with Selina and then, you know, afters with Arlo.
02:19You're still seeing him.
02:20Oh, Marty, do I sense a hint of jealousy?
02:24No.
02:25Oh, this always happens to me.
02:27When I am with a man, he doesn't want me.
02:29And then when I'm moved on and happy, he pines after me like a sad little puppy.
02:34Are you happy?
02:35Yes.
02:36Because Arlo was pretty short with you yesterday.
02:38I just want to make sure he's treating you well.
02:40Oh, he's treating me very well.
02:42Thank you very much.
02:42That's not what I meant.
02:44Look, I know it's difficult, but you'll find someone.
02:47I truly believe that.
02:54Where have you been?
02:56Thought it best to get here early, to apologise.
02:59Maybe you can explain what went wrong yesterday.
03:02Oh, what, you didn't bother to work out an excuse with each other?
03:05There's no excuse.
03:07We should have been there.
03:08You've been begging to sit this exam since the last time.
03:11You just didn't turn up.
03:12I called you dozens of times.
03:14I know.
03:15We're so sorry.
03:16So am I.
03:17And honestly, I don't care what the reason is.
03:19You've both shown a serious lack of commitment to your careers and a disregard to me and your
03:24mentors.
03:24We'll be better prepared next time.
03:27I'm guessing that won't be for a while, though.
03:30No, we didn't fail it, so there's no restrictions on when we can reset it.
03:34True.
03:35You can do it today if you like.
03:36Perfect.
03:37I'm ready.
03:38That's Dr Wright's call.
03:39Not us.
03:40That's exactly right.
03:41It is my call.
03:43And I'm not sure how comfortable I am with two irresponsible registrars dictating my schedule
03:47on a whim.
03:47On a whim?
03:49This is everything to me.
03:50I haven't seen much proof of that.
03:51Yeah, because I'm not shamelessly stroking your ego into getting my way like she is.
03:55Of course you're taking her side.
03:56Wow.
03:57Her side.
03:58Okay.
04:00I'm not sure you're mature enough to be a consultant.
04:03No, I didn't mean.
04:04Six months should give you enough time to figure out how to set an alarm.
04:07Hopefully you don't fail a third time, Dr Grayson.
04:09No, you can't.
04:10Let's get back to work.
04:18With me.
04:19No.
04:21Okay.
04:22So, I had a sneak peek at the staff files.
04:25Is that even legal?
04:26And there is a lot of potential here.
04:29A lot of healthy, tertiary educated, good looking, enough men without a scary family medical history.
04:35Okay.
04:36So, definitely not legal.
04:37Needs masked.
04:38Okay.
04:38So, who have we got?
04:39Okay.
04:40Dr Patel there.
04:42Good jeans, top of his class.
04:44I mean, he's sophisticated, handsome.
04:48Oh, hell no.
04:49Oh, well, can't have an angry baby.
04:51See you never, Dr Patel.
04:53Next, please.
04:54Okay.
04:55Oh, over there by the screens.
04:57That is James.
04:59H-E-A and H stands for hubba hubba.
05:01It's about more than just looks, though, right?
05:04Yeah, but he's already passed Libby's special screaming.
05:08Oh, let's not judge him on something we've all done.
05:11We thought we were going to go to Kate.
05:13Kate, who else is there?
05:15Oh, we might have to cast a wider net.
05:17What is up with the men in this place?
05:19Oh, don't mind me.
05:21Oh, no.
05:21Not you, Sage.
05:22You're perfect, sweetie.
05:24I know.
05:26Come on, Isabella.
05:28Just tell me exactly what happened.
05:30And don't think I didn't see the looks between you and Phil.
05:34You are hiding something from me, so tell me.
05:38Mom, I can't.
05:41I wish I could, but I made a promise.
05:45I don't give a rat's ass.
05:47I pulled every string to get you into this hospital to preserve your career.
05:53I didn't ask you to do that.
05:54This is your opportunity to prove to me that you could do it on your own.
05:57I can't do it on my own.
05:58Do you want to remain a registrar for the rest of your life?
06:01No.
06:01No.
06:04I'm still on track, Mom.
06:06I was already two years into my consultancy by the time I was your age.
06:10Yeah.
06:11And you never let me forget it.
06:13You choked, didn't you?
06:15Wow.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Thanks for believing in me.
06:18Oh, come on, Izzy.
06:20How did you bring down Phil with you?
06:21That's not what happened.
06:23Admit it.
06:24You want to know the truth so bad, fine.
06:27I'll tell you.
06:29I didn't realise you were the surgeon on call.
06:31I don't know why you would.
06:32Room four, is it?
06:33Jay Goodwin?
06:34Yeah.
06:35You got that look.
06:37I don't want to get into it.
06:38Fair enough.
06:39Thanks.
06:42Jay, this is Dr. Ashida, head of surgery.
06:45Surgery?
06:45Yeah, he'll take you through what's going to happen next regarding your, um, your fracture.
06:50Fracture?
06:51You mean I actually broke my penis?
06:53It's actually a tear in the erectile tissue.
06:56Painful, yes, serious, yes, but treatable.
06:58So you can fix it?
06:59Yes, in theatre.
07:00I'll evacuate the haematoma, close the tear, prognosis is good if we are quickly.
07:04Could it maybe affect the size, like shrink it?
07:07Oh, that's not something we need to worry about.
07:09However, there are...
07:10I'm not worried.
07:11Wow, that's, um...
07:14What was I talking about, um...
07:16Potential risks of surgery.
07:18Yes, um, well, could you, would you mind just, um...
07:20Don't you need to look at it?
07:21Yes, just not right now.
07:24This must be God punishing me.
07:26What for?
07:27No one is punishing you, Jay.
07:29You're not the first person we've seen with this kind of injury and you won't be the last.
07:33Right, Naz?
07:35Right.
07:39Yeah, okay.
07:40Looks like you might have fractured your wrist, Fran, but we will order an x-ray to confirm.
07:45Shouldn't have gone so hard at spin, you know.
07:47Say, see, see, you.
07:48My mate's fully addicted to spin, but it's a bit cold, eh?
07:53Too much sweaty eye contact for me.
07:55I mean, if you're that keen to ride a bike that doesn't go anywhere, try riding across the mudflats like
08:00I did when...
08:00Maybe take a class before you judge it, Cindy.
08:03Have you tried it?
08:04No, I haven't, actually.
08:06You should come along sometime.
08:10Yeah, you could take a sister's spot on the next one.
08:14You can't exactly ride one-handed.
08:16Well, maybe you can, but that's asking for a face plant, I reckon.
08:20Uh, why don't you check Fran's circulation and sensation?
08:23Uh, make sure nothing's compromised, then splinter while we wait on radiology.
08:28Be right back.
08:32Sissa's got it bad for you.
08:34What?
08:35Julia.
08:36Oh, no, she's just being friendly.
08:38Friendly?
08:38Yeah, friendly all the way to Pashtown.
08:41Hey, stop talking and go and call radiology.
08:43Yeah.
08:44Oh, no.
08:46Ignore her.
08:47Why?
08:48If that woman isn't a patient, you wouldn't be crossing any ethical lines.
08:52So it would be fine if I went on a date with her?
08:54I have no objection.
08:58It's a breach of patient privacy.
09:01Yeah, but, like, we're nurses.
09:03Can't you just let us take his vitals or something?
09:05Man, we've never seen this kind of injury in real life.
09:08We could really learn something, you know, for next time.
09:11Guys, no.
09:13Do you think he's going to have to wear one of those little tiny casts?
09:16I don't know about tiny.
09:18I need your help with him.
09:24Mr. Goodwin, look, I know you've had a shock and emotions are running high, but just...
09:28You can't operate if I don't consent.
09:29That's the law.
09:31Sorry?
09:31You don't want surgery now.
09:33Clearly, I was not meant to have sex.
09:35Look, I'm sure you're aware, but the penis serves other functions beyond intercourse.
09:39But this is a sign from God.
09:41His divine retribution for my... adultery.
09:45Oh.
09:45See?
09:46This is what I deserve for betraying my wife.
09:49I mean, she cheated on me, too, but...
09:51I took the first bite of the apple.
09:54Jay and his wife are devout Christians.
09:57How long have you been married?
09:59Five years.
10:01Well, maybe this is a sign.
10:05What?
10:06That the marriage isn't working, and you're not right for each other if you both have to outsource.
10:11Not that it's our place to say.
10:12I've never had someone put it to me like that before.
10:15Some people just fit together.
10:19But you're never going to know if you have a better match if you don't.
10:21I should prepare that tear.
10:23Yes, that's exactly right.
10:25So what's the call here?
10:27Jay, you going to go up to theatre?
10:29I guess.
10:31Good.
10:37Six months.
10:38Sage, six whole months.
10:40I can't wait that long.
10:41I shouldn't have to.
10:42So is that fully set and style?
10:43No, I'm not brovelling at that loser's beat.
10:45Definitely not.
10:46I can't wait for Dr Wright to be slammed with some diabolical HR dispute,
10:49and they can kick his weasel arse to the curve.
10:52If only.
10:54I should have left Izzy to rot.
10:55Oh, so with that, she was always fine.
10:57Got it.
10:58Got it.
10:58He knows.
11:00But I wouldn't be in this hell if I had just put myself first and set the damn exam.
11:04No, I'm really proud of you for stepping up and staying with her.
11:07It was very big of you, Phil.
11:08Yay.
11:09A crappy consolation of being a good person.
11:11Hey, uh, random question.
11:14Do you think I'd make a good dad?
11:16What?
11:16Well, when I thought Felix was mine, I was kind of like,
11:19oh, this is a switch, you know, dad mode, engage.
11:21And I just feel like I'd nail it.
11:22Sage, be serious.
11:24You were relieved when that kid wasn't yours.
11:27Now focus.
11:28Do you think I should tell Arlo about what happened yesterday?
11:31Do you really want to start another war with Izzy?
11:35I'm sorry you missed out this time.
11:37Anxiety can be awful, but it is nothing to be ashamed of it.
11:40It happens to the best of us.
11:42Be very grateful you've got support.
11:47What did she just say?
12:01Maeve?
12:02You don't have to tell me.
12:03No phone's out on the floor.
12:06Right, yes.
12:08Are you going to do it?
12:10Do what?
12:11Spin with Julia.
12:13Uh, I'm not sure yet.
12:16Is that her?
12:18Why are you forcing this?
12:19That's not my intention.
12:20What is your intention, then?
12:24It will be less confusing if you're seeing other people, too.
12:27Less confusing for her?
12:29You.
12:32Fine, then.
12:34You're upset.
12:36No, I just...
12:38I only have the capacity for one woman at a time.
12:43Right, okay.
12:44Uh, well, if you no longer wish to continue our arrangement...
12:47No, that's not what I said.
12:48I like you.
12:50And I liked...
12:52Last night.
12:54This morning, too.
12:56Most of it.
12:58I liked it, too.
13:02But we talked about boundaries that are important.
13:04Yeah, I know.
13:08Good.
13:18Miss Kane!
13:19Izzy, yes, I've got your scans.
13:21Let me talk you through.
13:22I'm just on my way back to radiology.
13:24Hey!
13:24What did you say to Mariana?
13:25Give me back my phone!
13:26I know you said something.
13:29You told her it was me, didn't you?
13:30You told her I freaked out.
13:32Yeah, I didn't say anything.
13:33I stayed with you, Izzy.
13:35When you were in the bedroom, I thought you were...
13:37What?
13:38Hurt myself?
13:39I'm not pathetic like you.
13:41I actually have things to live for.
13:45You manipulative, soulless little...
13:47Hello.
13:48What's this?
13:50Little, uh...
13:51Love is tiff.
13:51You mind if I watch?
13:52You want to know why we missed the consultancy exam?
13:55Fire away.
13:56Bill, don't.
13:57Because little miss thinks the sun shines out of her arse,
13:59had a total meltdown because she couldn't handle the pressure.
14:02That's a lie.
14:03She locked herself in the bedroom,
14:04and I spent hours trying to get her...
14:06I already know.
14:07You do?
14:08Mm.
14:08I just spoke to Mariana.
14:11Izzy, would you excuse us for a moment?
14:12I need to have a word with Phil.
14:14Privately.
14:15Gladly.
14:17It wasn't me, it was her.
14:19Oh, Phil.
14:20It's not the first time you panicked before this exam.
14:23I didn't.
14:24Not this time.
14:26Really?
14:27You missed the exam.
14:29You lost your chance.
14:30Whatever the reason, the result is the same.
14:33That's not the mark of a consultant, Dr. Grayson.
14:36Just please let me reset it.
14:40Begging now.
14:42Nice.
14:44But, uh, no.
14:45You failed.
14:46Just accept it.
14:48Third time's a charm, right?
14:50Hmm.
14:51You know, I've worked with sexist pricks like you before.
14:54Mm-hmm.
14:56Sooner or later, you're going to piss off the wrong person.
14:59Is that a threat, Dr. Grayson?
15:01No.
15:02It's a promise.
15:08How'd it go with Jay?
15:09Oh, good.
15:10Just a quick in and out.
15:12No, I don't mean, um...
15:13No, it's okay.
15:14I'm glad you didn't find it too hard.
15:17No problem too big.
15:20Uh, those, uh, things you said to him.
15:22Oh, yeah.
15:23I don't know where that came from.
15:24Probably one of those dumb astrology apps.
15:26I thought it was quite astute.
15:28Sometimes you just need to find the right fit.
15:30Sure.
15:31Like Goldie Cox.
15:35Wow.
15:36Uh, and on that note...
15:39Hang on.
15:40Just think about this.
15:41Oh, there's no harm in asking.
15:42Natha!
15:43Yes?
15:44Hi, um, I'm just doing a little survey.
15:47Uh, just a little personal stats project.
15:50Uh, can I ask you a couple of questions?
15:52Uh, sure.
15:53Okay, do you have any family history of heart disease, stroke, diabetes...
15:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, what is this for?
15:59I'm just curious.
16:01Sorry.
16:02Another time.
16:03Well, that went well.
16:05I guess it's better than invoking the wrath of Monique.
16:08Right.
16:09Well, that just leaves Marty.
16:10Selena, stop.
16:14What about me?
16:16What about you?
16:17Oh, I don't know.
16:18I'm an absolute sweetheart with the facial structure of a Roman God and above average IQ.
16:22Probably even genius level.
16:23I just have to take the test.
16:25Well, I thought you wouldn't be interested.
16:27Well, you didn't think to ask.
16:30Oh, I get that.
16:34Would you like to be my donor?
16:37Wait, sure.
16:39Why not?
16:40Okay, um, let's do this.
16:42Okay, really?
16:42Yes, really.
16:44Okay, um, Sage Stewart, will you make me the happiest baby mama and be my baby daddy?
16:50Yes.
16:51Yes.
16:52Yeah?
16:53Yes, it is.
16:53He said yes.
16:55But I do need a full medical history and a closer look at your maternal grandfather's hairline.
17:00Oh, of course.
17:01Okay.
17:02All right, take care.
17:04Marty.
17:05Hello.
17:06What's up?
17:07You tell me.
17:08Heard you had a little chat with Libby about me?
17:09Yeah, I did.
17:11I thought you'd tossed her.
17:13I didn't realise I was cutting your lunch.
17:14I don't like the way you talk to her or about her.
17:17I don't hear her complaining.
17:18That's not the point.
17:19She doesn't deserve to be treated like that.
17:21If she doesn't like it, she knows where the door is.
17:23But she, uh, clearly likes something.
17:25Something she didn't get from you, maybe.
17:27Yeah, okay.
17:29That's right.
17:30Walk away.
17:31Guess that's why Esther treated you like the door, Matt, you are.
17:36What did you say to me?
17:38Just stay away from Libby.
17:39Hey.
17:40All good here?
17:41Yeah.
17:43Just setting things straight.
17:49Careful who you hang out with, Billy.
17:51It stinks hard to wash off.
17:55Shame Lyle couldn't make it.
17:58I'm surprised he didn't reach you, Joel.
17:59There wouldn't be much point.
18:00He's becoming predictably difficult to lock down during the week.
18:04He loves his job too much.
18:05Sounds familiar.
18:06Well, shall we, um...
18:08Excuse me.
18:08I have to take this.
18:14Stop it.
18:15I didn't say anything.
18:17I'm so sorry about that.
18:19It's fine.
18:19Let's just order.
18:20Uh, I have to go.
18:21Another time.
18:22Promise?
18:23I'll hold you to it.
18:28Maybe she's having an affair with Lyle.
18:30What do you think?
18:32I think I'm hungry.
18:34Well, since it's just the two of us, I'll have a cab of sand.
18:37Uh, yeah.
18:38Make it two.
18:39Actually, make it a bottle.
18:43Well, I'm guessing actually you're at the clinic and get all my bits checked out.
18:46Yeah, but...
18:46Not that I'm worried at all.
18:47You know, Stuart meant a notoriously virile.
18:50There's this old family legend about my great-granddad, Nolan,
18:52who got my great-grandmother pregnant by sneezing on her.
18:54Right.
18:55But it happened like 11 times, so...
18:57Okay, well, I hope it's that easy for me.
18:59See you tomorrow.
19:00See ya.
19:02Oh, I'm guessing it didn't go down well with Izzy.
19:04I hate her.
19:05That's not new.
19:06That lying bitch goes and makes up a story, pinning it all on me just to cover her own
19:10arse, and no one believes me because of what happened last time.
19:14Undefensible.
19:15All that hard work, all that time gone because of her.
19:17Well, you still have the right thing, you can always come back to that.
19:25What are you doing?
19:26Why are you looking at Izzy's car?
19:28No good deed goes unpunished.
19:30And I'm done with being good.
19:33No, no, no, Phil!
19:38Let's go get a drink.
19:52Hello.
19:53Hey.
19:58I deserve a treat for how I handled Mr. Big today.
20:02Very professional.
20:03Crane better be proud.
20:05You've got to do something about your nurses, though.
20:07What?
20:08Ash and Cody.
20:10Nas had to death steer them away from the patient.
20:12Right.
20:13Yeah.
20:14I'll talk to them.
20:15The weird thing is, Nas and I were kind of, I don't know, like flirting over the guy.
20:21I thought you were done with that.
20:22I am.
20:23Sort of.
20:24You want more than he's willing to give, remember?
20:27Did something happen with you and Crane?
20:29No.
20:29No.
20:30Okay.
20:36I think I'm in over my head.
20:39You have core feelings.
20:41I think she might have, too.
20:44But it doesn't change anything.
20:47Wow.
20:49Crap.
20:50Yeah.
20:52Crap.
20:58Where does the guy get off?
20:59He doesn't even know me.
21:01He sure as hell doesn't know Esther.
21:02Exactly.
21:03So just ignore him.
21:04Do you think I'm a doormat?
21:06No, that's not.
21:08What?
21:10Well, I mean, you have been fairly accommodating with her, and I don't always see that being reciprocated.
21:15So you're saying I just bend over backwards and let her get her way?
21:18That is not what I said.
21:19So what if I have done that?
21:20Isn't that what you're meant to do to keep the peace in a marriage?
21:23Compromise?
21:24Yeah, within reason.
21:25How else am I meant to get her to let me see my kids if I don't play by her
21:30rules?
21:33Oh, my God.
21:33I was right.
21:34No.
21:35And look where it's got me.
21:38You know what?
21:38No, that's...
21:40That's it.
21:40I'm done.
21:42Done with what?
21:44With Esther.
21:49Just leave him.
21:51He's a sweetheart.
21:53He is.
21:54He's the perfect palate cleanser.
21:57After my ex.
21:59But it's not funny.
22:01You need someone to make you laugh.
22:04Someone to relieve you from being thrashed around by the intensity of life and all its little spanners.
22:12Is that what I need?
22:16Well, I can't do anything right.
22:19That didn't take long.
22:21I don't know if it's working or if it's just...
22:24Sorry, we're closing.
22:26Thanks.
22:30One more drink?
22:32Go on, then.
22:37I know, there's a bougie little bar down the road from my place.
22:40Well, that sounds perfect.
22:44Oh, it's Rachel.
22:49Let's call it.
22:51You sure?
22:53You'll thank me in the morning.
22:56Good night, Mariyama.
22:59Good night.
23:02Good night.
23:03Good night.
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