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Taskmaster Season 21 Episode 7
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00:02Don't look away.
00:12Don't put that on Kelly.
00:16I might just do this all day.
00:20This is weird.
00:22It's so tight.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:33Hello!
00:36Hello!
00:37Welcome to Taskmaster, a show that seeks to take a reputation
00:41and reimagine it.
00:42Cows are cows, aren't they?
00:43But imagine a cow being forced to tap dance.
00:46What is it then?
00:46It's not a cow, that's for sure.
00:48So, let us open the shed and chase them into the field.
00:52The farmer has plans for Daisy and her friends.
00:55And you'll never drink a glass of milk in the same way again.
01:00My God, it's hard to keep writing these intros.
01:03Regardless.
01:07Please welcome back, Amy Glendale!
01:12Armando Iannucci!
01:15Joanna Payne!
01:18Joel Donnett!
01:20And Kamal Nanjiani!
01:25And next to me, a man who says we should go back to a more simple time
01:29when children had manners.
01:30There was a bobby on every street.
01:32And women were, let's just say, a little more hussute downstairs.
01:38His words, I don't know what he meant either.
01:40It's Little Ellen's head!
01:47Sorry, I don't want to make eye contact with anyone in the audience.
01:49OK, good.
01:50Hello, Greg.
01:51What's the warm-up chat?
01:52Well, I want to say hello to you, Greg.
01:54And I want to say hello to all my people watching at home.
01:56I see you, and you see me, and you like puzzles.
01:59So, if you're one of my people, I'm going to show you a puzzle,
02:03press pause, and then press unpause when you've solved it.
02:06Here we go.
02:06Good luck.
02:07Not that one.
02:13There we go.
02:14That's my bit done, Greg.
02:16Oh, God.
02:16Yeah?
02:18Let's crack on with the prize task.
02:21Get this.
02:22They've all brought in the best bumpy thing.
02:25Ooh!
02:26Ooh!
02:27This...
02:27This is...
02:28This is a bumpy...
02:29It's a bumpy thing.
02:31It doesn't matter.
02:32But what bumpy thing have they brought in?
02:35It's got a P under his butt.
02:36Bumpy.
02:37Well, I'm sure Greg will score this really quickly and fairly
02:40with five points for the best bumpy thing.
02:42So, go on then, Greg.
02:43Go for it, mate.
02:45Amy, hello.
02:46Hello, hello.
02:47You all right?
02:48You got some bumpy stuff?
02:49Yeah.
02:49Can I just ask what her suit means?
02:51Hairy.
02:53Hairy.
02:53Hairy, yeah.
02:54OK, that's all right.
02:55Yeah.
02:55What did you think it might have meant?
03:00More...
03:00Trying to think of a better word for open.
03:02LAUGHTER
03:08Good.
03:09Hairy's fine.
03:10That's good.
03:11You thought that Alex wanted ladies to be a little more dilated?
03:14LAUGHTER
03:17Yeah.
03:18LAUGHTER
03:21Right, Amy, tell me about your bumpy thing.
03:23I have brought...
03:25LAUGHTER
03:35I have brought in a plane ticket from London to Venice.
03:41Yes, she has.
03:43Yeah.
03:43Notoriously turbulent flight route.
03:45Here's the ticket.
03:46And if you fly specifically in March, that's when it's most turbulent,
03:51but never too turbulent where it's frightening.
03:53It's just a little...
03:56LAUGHTER
03:57Unfortunately, it's one way, so you will stay in Venice,
04:00because I'm not buying you a return as well.
04:04I'm genuinely a bit flawed.
04:05I didn't expect you to bring a good thing in.
04:07Well done.
04:09LAUGHTER
04:09Armando, you can take us down, surely.
04:11I'll give a go, but I think you'll be surprised.
04:14All right.
04:14Let's go for something that's already very good,
04:16but maybe not accessible to everyone,
04:18and make it even better by making it bumpy.
04:22It's a braille menu to an Indian restaurant.
04:25Wow.
04:25Here we go.
04:26A braille curry menu.
04:28There it is.
04:28There we go.
04:29And, of course, the great thing is if I score that badly,
04:32I will alienate the visually impaired community.
04:35Exactly.
04:37It may not be funny, but it's very clever.
04:40LAUGHTER
04:41Hello, Joanna.
04:42Hello.
04:43I've brought in...
04:44LAUGHTER
04:45..Mr Bump.
04:47Here is Joanna's Mr Bump.
04:49LAUGHTER
04:52Now, I made Mr Bump when I was about 16 in school
04:56for an art project.
04:5716?!
04:57Yes!
04:58Wow.
05:00He's on a glass bottle, which I've painted,
05:03and he's made with a papier-mâché, very bumpy head.
05:07And my parents have kept him in the shed
05:09at the bottom of their garden ever since I made him.
05:12It was only recently that I realised how awful that is,
05:15because they're always like,
05:17oh, yeah, we got him on the shelf in the shed,
05:19and, oh, look, he's still there,
05:20and he's never, ever been in the house.
05:23LAUGHTER
05:24If you presented that to your parents when you were 16,
05:27I think you should count yourself lucky
05:28that you weren't sent to a boarding school.
05:30LAUGHTER
05:31Hi, Joel.
05:32Hello.
05:33I brought in a picture of my acne-ridden teenage face.
05:38Oh, no!
05:39Oh!
05:40And if you zoom into the forehead...
05:43Is that braille?
05:44That looks like braille.
05:45LAUGHTER
05:46I've made the acne braille, and it says,
05:49don't worry, things get easier.
05:52Oh!
05:53So, try scoring that badly.
05:55Very good.
05:57Kamel.
05:58Hi.
05:59Hi there.
05:59What bumpy thing have you brought us?
06:01So, what's a really great bumpy thing to ride?
06:06A rollercoaster.
06:07A rollercoaster.
06:09So, this, I brought in the original plans for the Cyclone.
06:13It was made in 1927.
06:17So, you see, that's plans for that.
06:19And then there's some...
06:20It says, look at the bottom left corner.
06:22Do you want us to look at the bottom left?
06:24You seem lovely.
06:25Look at number 12.
06:27Number 12?
06:27Go to number 12.
06:28Number 12's there, yep.
06:29You have herpes.
06:32See, top right.
06:33Right, OK, there we go.
06:34Just kidding, you don't have herpes.
06:36That's you, right, OK.
06:37Look under the coaster.
06:38Under the coaster.
06:39Let's go there.
06:39Yep, there we go.
06:40It's actually not a big deal to have herpes,
06:42you shouldn't stigmatise.
06:44Turn this over.
06:45And over.
06:46That was a bumpy ride.
06:48It was a bumpy ride.
06:50APPLAUSE
06:54Must be a relief for you as well.
07:00So, it's a rollercoaster and an emotional rollercoaster.
07:04I got it, yeah.
07:06A lot of these are very sensible.
07:08Yeah.
07:09Joanna's little project.
07:10Oh, thank God.
07:11Right, Joanna, one point.
07:12LAUGHTER
07:15What's next?
07:16I don't know why.
07:17The flight to Venice.
07:18No!
07:19Yeah, he shouldn't be so tight.
07:20If you'd done her a return flight, I'd have been...
07:22It was really expensive!
07:25You've got to speculate to accumulate.
07:27Two points.
07:27Two points.
07:28Well done, Amy.
07:29Shit!
07:29I'm going to...
07:31Armando.
07:32OK.
07:32I think he'd forgotten the prize and he'd had a curry the night before.
07:35LAUGHTER
07:36And he brought that in.
07:37Three points.
07:38OK.
07:38Three to Armando.
07:39I actually found your braille thing absolutely adorable.
07:42I like the idea of you reassuring your teenage self.
07:45It's very sweet.
07:46But that...
07:47Aw, I mean, I loved all that.
07:48Aw.
07:49Five points to Camel and O'Johnny's emotional rollercoaster.
07:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:54What's best?
07:55Good news, everyone, because this task is a bit of a turn-on.
07:59Ooh!
08:12Hello, Alex.
08:14Joel Patrick Domet.
08:15Oh, I love the full day.
08:17How do you feel about the table?
08:18The table itself?
08:20Hmm.
08:22It's all right.
08:24Solid.
08:25Four grand.
08:27Then...
08:29I'd maybe...
08:30expect a bit more.
08:32But I don't know what the task is.
08:34Maybe the table's going to come to life and dance
08:35and I have to do the same dance moves as the table.
08:38LED party lights.
08:40We know how to party in the UK.
08:42Yeah, with lights.
08:44Two of them.
08:44Big ones.
08:46Those aren't that big.
08:47You should see American lights.
08:50Shall I open this bad boy?
08:51Yes, please.
08:53JPD.
08:57Turn on the telly.
08:58Turn on the telly.
08:59You may not touch the telly.
09:01Fewest button presses wins.
09:03Your time starts now.
09:05That's the telly.
09:07That's the telly.
09:08Just one telly?
09:09Mm-hmm.
09:10So I just turn on the telly, right?
09:12Yes, please.
09:12Yeah, if you wouldn't mind.
09:14But what's your game here?
09:16What are you up to, Holmes?
09:18Mm.
09:24I really enjoyed some special stuff with me.
09:27Shall we see some stuff?
09:29OK, well, Amy and Joanna are first up to take control.
09:33Fewest button presses.
09:35OK, well, I want to go straight in for these,
09:37but it's obviously going to be wrong.
09:38Turn on the telly.
09:41We're going blue, are we?
09:42We're going blue.
09:44Oh, my God!
09:53OK.
09:56You need to just turn it off as well, thank you.
09:57That's two button presses.
09:59OK, right, OK.
10:00I'm going to go in and try all of them
10:01because it's going to turn something on.
10:04That's not turning anything on.
10:06Oh, and I keep pressing it, don't I?
10:09No.
10:10Oh, that's not red.
10:14Oh!
10:15Oh, that's nice, though.
10:16Right, I'm going to press them all.
10:18Right.
10:19Is that an egg?
10:21Can you turn it off?
10:27I've got two batteries and lint.
10:34That's the printer.
10:37Oh, wow!
10:39You must now also find and eat a donut
10:41before you finish the task.
10:43Is this a donut?
10:44It was.
10:44It was!
10:46You must now also find and eat a donut
10:48before you finish the task.
10:49Well, it was probably this, wasn't it?
10:51It was that, yeah.
10:52I'm going pink.
10:53Pink.
10:54It just did something.
10:56Oh!
10:57Oh, my God.
10:58Batteries and a duck.
10:59I think you pressed all the buttons there.
11:00Do you remember what they all did?
11:02Oh, no.
11:05I'm going to do this one again.
11:08It's not doing anything.
11:09Oh, for God.
11:10It's absolutely ridiculous.
11:13Gold!
11:14Why can't I just look?
11:15I don't need to...
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:18I'm going to just check this from the beginning.
11:23I don't know.
11:25I...
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh, my God!
11:29Did he turn it off?
11:30Turn these on.
11:33Well done.
11:34You say, well done.
11:36Yeah, I shouldn't have said, well done.
11:37Right.
11:38I mean, the technique was actually the same.
11:41No lateral thinking.
11:42Just keep pressing buttons.
11:44You both noticed the golden one didn't do anything, but you didn't think there might be a clue.
11:48No.
11:49No.
11:49No, I thought it was broken.
11:50I thought it was just bad tasking.
11:55No, there's bad tasking in the air today.
12:01Joanna pressed 13 buttons in total.
12:03Amy 21 buttons.
12:05It was not good.
12:07Right.
12:08You both had a nice doughnut, didn't you?
12:10Yes.
12:11That was good.
12:12I would have it whizzed up again.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Yeah, genuinely, it's really nice.
12:17Do you guys call blending whizzed up?
12:19Yeah, always.
12:20Do you really call it?
12:21Yeah, yeah.
12:22They're called whizz up machines over here.
12:26Elevators are lifts, blenders are whizz up machines.
12:29It's confusing over here.
12:31I'll buy you coffee afterwards at the bubble bubble shop.
12:37We must pause for a break and we're going to stretch our legs a little bit.
12:41I'm going to give Alex a little walk.
12:43I like a little walk.
12:44Come on, you.
12:45Oh, yes.
12:47Come on.
12:59Welcome back.
13:02Well, well, well, you really did need to go.
13:05Yes.
13:14I had a lot of whizzed up doughnuts.
13:17And that's the funniest thing the show's ever done.
13:20Just the right weight, isn't it?
13:22I think it's so heavy.
13:23Just the right weight.
13:27I like that you picked it up as well.
13:29Oh, why?
13:29Why did you pick it up?
13:30Because I'm your owner.
13:35Hello.
13:38It's part two and our five adult comedians are struggling to switch on the telly.
13:42Yes.
13:43Oh, which button is it?
13:45Which controller?
13:45Where's it going?
13:46Where are the batteries?
13:47What's happening?
13:47Help me, Alex.
13:48They're pathetic.
13:49And now...
13:51It's time for Joelmando Dometucci.
14:03You thinking the printer might operate the telly?
14:05Yeah, it made some noises.
14:06Yeah, you did just press two buttons.
14:07Yeah.
14:08So that counts as your first two buttons.
14:09Oh!
14:10Damn it!
14:18Right.
14:19Well, that didn't work.
14:19No, you've turned on the bubble and smoke machine.
14:21No.
14:21I forget what were the other ones I did.
14:23Oh, you've turned the bubble machine again, is it?
14:25Oh, right.
14:25That's the one.
14:27Yeah.
14:28Gold.
14:29Right.
14:30What happened with the gold one?
14:32I don't know.
14:33What happened with the gold one?
14:34What happened with the gold one?
14:34What happened with the gold one?
14:35I'm not touching again.
14:37It's a little there.
14:38Hello, Joel.
14:39You're very much in my area now.
14:43Did you press the button?
14:45No, it goes behind the book.
14:46It goes behind there.
14:48Right.
14:50You must now also find an eater doughnut.
14:54Right.
14:55If I turn that on...
14:57You think turning the blender on might turn the telly on?
14:59Well, not beyond the bounds of possibility.
15:04It's a mouth.
15:06What is that?
15:09That's yours.
15:11I was looking for that.
15:13Just be slightly careful with the wires.
15:15Yeah, you'd be slightly careful with your attitude.
15:17Right.
15:20Well, they're on now.
15:25I knew the printer was something to do with this.
15:27You must now also find an eater doughnut.
15:31Ah, so pink, is it?
15:32OK.
15:35Ah.
15:36Obviously, this will go nowhere.
15:38I found a duck.
15:40More fluff.
15:41Two batteries.
15:42Ah.
15:44Found the doughnut.
15:46Like, really quick.
15:51I have glued them shut.
15:53Yes, you have, haven't you?
15:56Ah.
15:58Here we go.
15:59Right.
16:01Fucking hell.
16:06Ah.
16:08Lovely.
16:09There we go.
16:10It's a smoke machine.
16:33There we go.
16:38Come out.
16:39Come out.
16:40Please.
16:43It's so cool.
16:45It's a good thing.
16:49Two batteries.
16:52I reckon that's this one.
17:03Yeah.
17:04There we go.
17:04Figure it out.
17:06APPLAUSE
17:09I'm just enchanted watching Joel do anything, really,
17:12because he throws himself into it with such glee.
17:15And then, every now and again, I just go,
17:18oh, my God, he's 40.
17:20LAUGHTER
17:21Yeah.
17:22Mad, isn't it?
17:23I pay a mortgage.
17:25LAUGHTER
17:25I love it.
17:26There's a hidden compartment that pops open.
17:28No, Amanda goes,
17:29well, I don't imagine this will lead us anyway.
17:32Deserving energy.
17:34Lovely.
17:34The difference between us is so fantastic.
17:37I'm like, a secret compartment.
17:38I'm like, oh, a secret compartment!
17:40There's one!
17:41There's one!
17:41There's one to the others!
17:43LAUGHTER
17:45Yes, well, look, Armando was the slowest,
17:48but it wasn't about speed.
17:49This is very much a tortoise and hare situation.
17:51He only pressed nine buttons.
17:52Ooh!
17:53Which is one fewer than you, Joel.
17:56Ten presses.
17:57It's too good.
17:57It's not bad for an excitable child.
17:59LAUGHTER
18:00Yes.
18:01Finally, in 2018, he was one of Time magazine's
18:04100 most influential people in the world.
18:06And now, finally, he just might prove why.
18:09It's Kamal.
18:14These are glued shut.
18:19I haven't pressed a button yet.
18:21No.
18:21No.
18:22This one's empty, though.
18:23Mmm.
18:29Pressing the green one.
18:36That's pretty cool.
18:38Press it again if you really enjoyed it.
18:40I did really enjoy it, but I'm not going to press it again
18:42until I've turned the TV on.
18:43Yeah.
18:46Is it a mistake that this one doesn't have batteries?
18:49We don't make mistakes.
18:50We don't make mistakes.
18:51That was a mistake.
18:52You're saying we don't make mistakes.
18:53You made a mistake.
18:54We rarely make mistakes.
18:56We don't make mistakes.
19:01Don't look away.
19:09There's batteries in there.
19:21That was impressive.
19:33That's how it's done.
19:35I remember that being, like, my best task by far.
19:39I love that you just use sheer fucking force.
19:43Like, yeah!
19:45You are a real life superhero.
19:47It's so good to be close to you.
19:49LAUGHTER
19:51So great.
19:53So, yeah, it was very impressive.
19:55Um, however...
19:57What?
19:58No!
19:59Uh-oh.
19:59I do need to show you something else.
20:01The rules did say...
20:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
20:06You may not touch the TV.
20:08No ifs, no buts.
20:10Right?
20:10Uh-oh.
20:12There are so many wires, guys.
20:15OK.
20:16Oh!
20:16Oh!
20:17Touch it.
20:18Touch it.
20:19Butt touch.
20:20It was you, Joel.
20:21You were so excited about that video, too.
20:24I thought it was going to tear you apart,
20:26but it turned out it just tore apart a person
20:28who didn't need to tear it apart.
20:30LAUGHTER
20:32Is that touching?
20:34What do you mean?
20:34Is it touching?
20:35Is it touching?
20:36Am I not touching someone if I touch them with my bum?
20:39Is that what you're asking?
20:40Well...
20:40Because if that's the case, it's party time.
20:42No, no, no, no, no, no.
20:44LAUGHTER
20:45Are we disqualifying, Joel?
20:47I still found him quite enchanting,
20:49so I will allow him, regardless of how many times he pressed it,
20:53to have one point.
20:54So he goes to the bottom,
20:55Amy and Joanna go up one point?
20:57Correct.
20:57Ooh.
20:58Goes to the bottom.
20:59That's all right.
21:00LAUGHTER
21:04In which case, Amy, you get two points, 23 presses,
21:08Joanna, three points, Armando, four points,
21:10but the winner and five points to Kamel Nanjiani!
21:16Right.
21:18May we see the scores?
21:19Yes, before that, I'm going to tell you the series scores,
21:21because they're getting tight.
21:23Armando, you're at the bottom with 91,
21:25but Joel's just above your 93.
21:27Then, very excitingly,
21:30Amy and Kamel are both on 105.
21:32Kamel's finally in the top two,
21:34and Joanna's still on top with 106 points.
21:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:38Very close.
21:39Lovely.
21:43And in this episode, Kamel's got a very strong 10 points maximum
21:46in first place.
21:47Wow.
21:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:51That is one sweet solo effort,
21:54so I feel like we should see a team task, please.
21:56Sure thing, Greg.
21:57Here's a task right here for you.
21:59I do hope you like it.
22:01Achoo!
22:02Bless me.
22:03OK, let's go.
22:18Oh, hiya.
22:19Joanna and Armando.
22:21Yes.
22:21Hello.
22:22Hello.
22:22Who wants to read it?
22:23You read this one.
22:24You read this one.
22:24You'll read this one.
22:25He's so good at reading lines.
22:26It's so exciting.
22:29Go.
22:29Go.
22:31Have serious fun in the lab without smiling.
22:36Oh.
22:37One of you must enter on the first whistle,
22:40the other on the second.
22:42You must each secretly bring something fun with you
22:45and you must all leave as soon as the time is up.
22:48You have two minutes in the lab
22:50and the first person must enter the lab
22:53in five minutes from now.
22:55So we can't smile at all and we've got to have fun.
22:58You guys, when I read you can't smile,
23:01both of you had the biggest grins on your face.
23:04Let's split up now.
23:05So I will commit to getting something fun from not this room.
23:08Let's go.
23:08Bring this with us.
23:09Find a fun thing.
23:10I'm not going to ever smile again.
23:13I'm going to be shit at this.
23:21Hi, Lo.
23:23It's Amusing Armando and this is the really good fun show.
23:33Shall we meet Jolly Joanna?
23:35Yes, Jolly Joanna.
23:36We're having fun aren't we?
23:37We're having lots of fun.
23:38I find playing and eating sweets really, really good fun.
23:44Oh, that's good fun.
23:46Oh no.
23:47Can you do that?
23:48You know how to...
23:49Okay, guys.
23:53Oh, they're in, they're in.
23:54Yeah, they're in.
23:57Oh, that was fun.
23:59That was so much fun.
23:59That's fun, isn't it?
24:04Ohhhhhhhhhh.
24:05Whoa!
24:07That's fun.
24:08Can I have a go on your horn if you want to go on my salsa?
24:11Yeah, sure.
24:12We're going to get it off.
24:15Thanks, Alec.
24:22Hello.
24:24Oh, God.
24:27Please let us not have to sing.
24:28Shall I go in?
24:29Yeah.
24:29Go in.
24:30Completely re-voice this footage to create a dramatic short film.
24:35A dramatic short film.
24:38Oh, this is what that is.
24:38This is the hula hoop thing and the face.
24:42Oh.
24:42Well, this could be a dramatic film very easily.
24:45You must have a dramatic short film.
24:46Let us not re-voice yourself.
24:48Most dramatic and convincing short film wins.
24:51You have 15 minutes.
24:53Your time starts now.
24:54When there's three people.
24:56Yeah.
24:56Can everyone play someone else?
24:57Yes, mathematically.
24:58Does that work?
25:00Yes.
25:00Yes.
25:01And just in my head, I was like, well, two people are going to play each other and then there's
25:04one person has to be themself.
25:11How would you suggest that I do your voice?
25:13I mean just try and do like a Pakistani guy.
25:16What could go wrong?
25:17So what would, how would that go?
25:19Well, now you've given me, you've given me the go-ahead.
25:22Yes, I've given you the go-ahead.
25:24We might not show him giving you the go-ahead.
25:29Infecta, insist that you don't.
25:32Yeah.
25:32You look like alien.
25:33Yeah, it could be.
25:34We have to make it dramatic.
25:35A monster.
25:36What kind of voice do I do for you?
25:38I'm Ho.
25:39Ho.
25:39Do you want to try it?
25:41Oolaroop.
25:42Oolaroop.
25:42Yeah.
25:43OK.
25:44Yeah, a lot.
25:45A lot happened.
25:48Wow.
25:49Exciting on lots of levels.
25:51I mean, I wonder who will face the biggest backlash.
25:54Could it be Kamel from the people of Hull?
25:57Or might Joel get more problems with all of Pakistan?
26:04Of famously laid-back people.
26:10I can't tell whether I'm going to be sort of counselled for misplaced accent or how stupid I am with
26:17numbers.
26:19Ah, yeah, that was incredible, yeah.
26:22Well, Amy must be thrilled because it's taken a lot of heat off the fact that she can only do
26:27one hula hoop.
26:30Shall we see some short films forward slash hate crimes?
26:37Yeah, why not?
26:38And I think let's start off with a team of three.
26:40Let's see how they got on.
26:45Oh, I'm looking for my husband, oh...
26:51Is that for me husband?
26:54Will I die?
26:55die. Oh, okay, Elizabeth's gonna die. Hey, wife. This guy is really scaring me. Room for
27:08a little one. God damn this guy. What should we save you life? Oh, oh, oh. I'll show you
27:20what to do. That's like some of the noises we make on our birthdays. Hey, look at this.
27:38Look at this. Shiny things. Shiny things. Distracting. I'm distracting him. Suit him with
27:41the gun. Maybe I'll get you with this gun that I've gotten. No, no. It's a fucking horn.
27:48You didn't bring your gun. You didn't bring your gun. Oh, I'll go get me gun. You two
27:53are gonna die. I'm gonna be back. You two are gonna die. That's your time up. Lovely. Better
27:59than many movies I've seen. And been. I don't know what the fuck was going on. It's the joy of
28:14art, isn't it? It's open to interpretation. It's subjective. Yeah. And fortunately for
28:19you, I thought it was shit. OK, that's it. We're at the halfway point. Will you go all the
28:24way with me? Will you? Of course you will. How can you resist? And I have not forgotten
28:29you. You'll keep. Oh, yes. He's saving you till last. Shut up!
28:34MUSIC PLAYS
28:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:44Welcome back. Welcome back to the third part of the show. And there is a seriously
28:49fun task involving lip-syncing. Yes, the current task involves them revoicing their own footage
28:55from earlier. But they're not allowed to revoice themselves. Most dramatic and convincing short
28:59film wins. Now for the team of two's turn. It's Joanna and Armando. Hello. I have been
29:07called here today because I hear that there might be some alien force in this building.
29:12What is this here? There's a banana. What are you saying? You're telling me about the
29:19alien and alien? I've been impregnated by a banana alien. It might wash that. Oh, my God.
29:26Oh, my. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm. Oh, no, I can't believe this. I know. What have you
29:32got
29:32inside you? There look like millions of them. I've got the syringe. I have heard from other
29:38people. It is the only way to deal with aliens. I want to help you, but the alien in my
29:45head
29:45is telling me to put it in my mouth. Oh, my God. Oh, that went in. That's horrible. The
29:51alien is making me inject your head now. Whatever you do, don't let any aliens come
29:57out of your mouth. Oh, oh. This is the most dramatic thing ever filmed. Oh. What's
30:04this? I want to eat these. The alien is making me pick up an envelope. It says, whatever you
30:11do, don't muck about with the stuff in that suitcase, otherwise the world will blow up. But
30:15I can't help myself. It's all pretty colours. Oh, no, you've gone and done it. I can't
30:20help it. They're making me do it. Everybody get out. Humanity's been taken
30:25over by aliens. We've got to go. Yes. Yes. Right. Well, I'm going to say this off the
30:36bat. I do not like Joanna's voice coming out of Armando's face. But it was a strong narrative.
30:44And it was dramatic. It's got to make you three feel bad about your loads of shit. I
30:50thought you had clearly defined characters, a twist at the end, a comment on the fragility
30:56of the human condition. And what about theirs? What are you giving to people, Greg? Well, I'm
31:07going to give the team of two five points for a beautiful film. And what shall I give the
31:15other three? Do you feel good? Two for the team of three and five to the team of two. There.
31:21APPLAUSE
31:22Can we squeeze out another touch? Of course we can, Greg. And bless your little cotton
31:28socks.
31:44Oh. Oh, my gosh. Hey, mate. It's a
32:00present of socks i guess so yeah this is fantastic how do you arrange yours nothing
32:09is extravagant and as beautiful as this this is how greg does it okay make the most socks stand up
32:18you have 15 minutes your time starts now
32:22what we what and we're off stand up what what what what does that entail well they're lying down at
32:29the moment individually or well plenty of time however you want to interpret it really yeah
32:34yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what i really want to do is just spend all my time making the pairs
32:40right
32:46yeah now with the greatest of respect i thought that joel might struggle with this concept
32:51but i didn't think it would baffle you yeah and i said to alex during it you sort of sound
32:57like a
32:57remix in it she did yeah like got it i've got the remix what we what what what what what
33:05does that entail
33:15yeah yeah yeah yeah we should collaborate yeah yeah yeah we're on at the all two next father
33:31right i want to see some people make socks stand up i know you do i know you do
33:36and it's good news for fans of amy and joel because now we're going to see amy and joel
33:42what classifies as standing up we'll do that yeah maybe maybe
33:50is that standing up sort of float it i don't know what it's doing it might be standing up
33:55looks like there's someone on the other side of the hedge okay well okay we're absolutely off to
34:00a cracking start this is my task yeah they're standing up i think yeah you think
34:06oh i need you to be more confident than that
34:18that went straight on hey it's satisfied
34:25oh i just oh i just got a good one
34:38what if i got all of these and they and told a joke
34:45so they're doing stand up do you want a microphone can you is this good
34:51pretty weird yeah okay what did the
34:57shoe say to the loud sock i don't know put a sock in it oh dear i just made that
35:06oh that's good i've got to
35:07finish this fence one and a half minute i gotta finish this fence they're just standing up are they yes
35:16what an ending i believe in rights for everyone standing up for people everyone oh oh not every no good
35:28ah it's too late now don't put that on telly there's a lot left thanks joel see you later
35:37yeah there were a lot left really good though i really love the ambition of sock stand-up
35:44you want to ride with that because i'm going to allow it i'll tell you that you're allowing it
35:47great it was really great this is the happiest i've seen you for the whole shirt man it was so
35:54fun we're just putting things on things yeah was the one sock in particular that pleased you the
36:00most because there was one that you popped on that pleased me the top of the cactus cactus oh my
36:06god
36:06oh it slipped on a treat my favorite one was the one that was just poking out of the head
36:13yeah oh yeah where it looked like a very short but very well endowed man was just stood
36:20because it was just coming out at just a lovely angle and it was just sort of soft lob yeah
36:28hedge man wasn't fully ready for it all right yeah we found if a soft lob counts as standing up
36:34then
36:34there's hope for many of us i guess i should find out are we counting the soft lob well
36:44well a glob is definitely standing there were 472 socks there in total uh amy got 280 of those socks
36:54whoa joel 91 including the lob 91 so amy well in front of this stage should we move on yeah
37:02why not
37:02and now for a man who is the same age as brad pitt it's amando in start with this okay
37:14how much time is left plenty of time 12 minutes and 45 seconds christ
37:20i'm sort of thinking given the numbers involved here we need to go at scale
37:27this will do it hang on there we go here we go well lovely to meet you
37:37um what do you think of my um standing up socks what do you think of those pardon
37:44not they wouldn't work for you your feet are webbed aren't they yeah okay i mean to be honest i've
38:05run
38:06very good very good i was already thrilled before the walk that's the sort of lateral
38:15thinking and creativity that you can come up with if you're not troubled by full logs
38:22soon someone will win a one-way flight to venice and will be able to say i was deported by
38:29amy gladdhill
38:31we'll see you in a minute
38:42yes it's the final part of the show and there's a task that is in need of completing
38:46a thumbs up emoji yes they just have to make the most socks stand up they've all had a go
38:52at it
38:53well joanna and camille haven't but they will right now i'm putting them on myself that's a
39:03three would you say this sock is standing up i mean i don't like this this is what a rake
39:14is made
39:14for this is perfect this is horrible i don't like this right oh god i'm gonna have to start putting
39:21some on the other foot okay then it's starting to hurt a bit is it
39:30it's more kind of maniacal i don't know why
39:32i can get a load on here because his legs are only thin that's a good call
39:42right okay will you bring me the donkey i'd love to yeah i don't think i can walk thank you
39:49let's see what this is like i'm just gonna give the donkey a go
39:55oh look at that right two minutes ten seconds i think i might start on my arm yeah camille there's
40:04one minute left wow that is a triumphant pose joe
40:19standing up yeah isn't it yeah everything's standing up
40:30really good how many socks did she make stand up well remember with the soft lob joel got 91
40:35joanna managed to get 95. oh not bad now now come out well all i wrote down was why is
40:47camille laughing like
40:47a cartoon baddie while tidying up
40:52i think to us the laughter came when you struck upon the idea of stuffing a
40:56boiler suit full of socks it's like a man that's standing up yeah i like i like the final image
41:01of
41:01man standing up obviously we'll only be allowing the socks that wait what but but wait what do you
41:06mean what what do you mean what what do you mean
41:15um just checking are we counting all the ones in the boiler suits yeah i think i am going to
41:22allow those
41:25in which case i can tell you some points joel one point only 91 socks two points to joanna with
41:3095
41:31amy got 280 socks three points camille there were 375 socks standing up in that boiler suit and the
41:37boots but the winner with 472 socks five points is armando inucci
41:44very good should we have a quick look at the scores yes it means those sock guys are in first
41:49and
41:49second place camille's on 16 points but armando is leading the episode with 17 points
41:58wow all right everyone please make you wait to the stage for the final task of the show
42:09hi there you hunk oh me who will be reading the task do you want a page joanna page
42:19snort raspberry or whistle in the order the taskmaster desires
42:25the taskmaster will give you a number sequence and you must reply immediately with the corresponding
42:32noises one equals snort two equals raspberry three equals whistle if you make a mistake you are out
42:43most successful snort raspberry and whistle responder wins i genuinely cannot whistle
42:52will be acceptable okay we're ready we're starting off in round one with a two-digit sequence amy
42:59three one
43:02good amando two three
43:05good amando three
43:11looks like you're off the hook
43:14joanna three three
43:23oh little baby bird
43:27three two
43:36lovely lovely lovely now one three
43:43i think we need to go up to three digits i agree okay amy two one three
43:52good three two one
44:01one one three
44:02two one three
44:12three three two
44:14two one three
44:17one one two three
44:17oh my god that's so good should we go up to four should we go up to four we're going
44:22to four i'm
44:23starting with joanna here we go two two three one
44:30one one two three
44:36one three two one
44:58three three two one
45:03two two one three
45:08one two three one
45:12no no we lost the whistle we lost the whistle we lost okay
45:21greg would you like to go up to five digit sequences oh my god i would it's the semi-final
45:25so we're on to come out five i'm the first guy to do five you're the first guy ever to
45:30do
45:33one three two one two
45:45one one one two three two
45:52correct yes one two one three two
46:02we have a win everyone
46:08i love back to your final scores come and join me
46:10this is my energy
46:17wow yeah that was an absolute
46:20they were so good at making noises in the correct order weren't they weren't they the worst was amy but
46:25only just i mean you deserve more than one point but that's all you get
46:30amy got one joel two kamel three joanna four armando five which means the final scoreboard
46:36it's his second victory at the bottom amy and joel the happy guys on 10 points at the top
46:40armando's got 22 points
46:47please head to the stage to back your back to your bumpy page
46:53uh
47:03so
47:05so
47:07so
47:17so
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