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00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:03A little busy here, Georgie. What's up?
00:04You know damn well what's up.
00:06Oh, you mean First Baptist.
00:08It does feel good to do good, don't it?
00:11You're just trying to drive me out of business.
00:14Which also feels good.
00:17Man, I hate that guy.
00:19My family has been through too much these past few years
00:22to put up with you rubbing salt in the wound.
00:24No, I never intend to.
00:24And God is watching you.
00:26He may be forgiven, but when it comes to my family,
00:29I sure as heck am not.
00:32Yes, ma'am.
00:34There may be a decent man underneath all that scrub.
00:38I can shave!
00:46Hey, Mom.
00:47Oh, darn. You just missed Bible study.
00:50Phew. Close one.
00:52Well, I'm not gonna hassle you,
00:54but only because you're dropping off my granddaughter.
00:57Get me out of stuff.
00:59I wish I had you in high school.
01:01You did.
01:04Here's the rest of the dishes.
01:06Hi, Georgie.
01:09What are you doing here?
01:10Oh, your mom invited me to Bible study.
01:12And who is this little cutie, huh?
01:14This is Cece.
01:15Can you say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher?
01:18And then say bye to Mr. Fagenbacher,
01:20because he's leaving.
01:21Don't be rude.
01:22It's okay. I'm going.
01:24Okay. Well, I hope to see you at church on Sunday.
01:26I'll be there.
01:32What the hell, Mom?
01:34Language.
01:35I cleaned it up.
01:36It's not the what the I wanted to say.
01:40It was Bible study.
01:42God does not turn anyone away.
01:43God don't, but you can.
01:46I know that in the past,
01:48Fred has been a real monkey butt.
01:51But he has been coming to church,
01:53and I think he wants to change.
01:55People don't change.
01:56Once a monkey butt, always a monkey butt.
01:59Really?
02:00Because you were a wild teenager,
02:02and now you are a responsible father.
02:05Don't use me against me.
02:08Fred is finding God,
02:10and that is a good thing.
02:11God is everywhere.
02:12He can find him at someone else's mom's house.
02:45Have you heard from Connor?
02:47No.
02:48Huh.
02:49Thought he would have checked in.
02:50Thought so, too.
02:52Sleeping in a van full of girls.
02:53Can't imagine why he hasn't called his mother.
02:56Fill your mouth with food.
02:59Hey.
03:00How's your mom?
03:01You wouldn't believe it.
03:02What's going on?
03:04Fagenbacher was at her house for Bible study.
03:07You're kidding.
03:08Bible study?
03:09Who's buying that?
03:10He's just doing this to piss me off.
03:13Clearly.
03:13Why else would he spend time with that woman?
03:16Hey, that's my mom.
03:18Come on, Audrey.
03:19She's a single attractive lady.
03:21Hey, that's my mom.
03:23Who doesn't drink, dance, or have fun of any kind?
03:26Hey, that's...
03:27Actually, good point.
03:36Please come to bed.
03:37I'm upset.
03:39I do push-ups when I'm upset.
03:41Do you want to talk about it?
03:42I can talk and do push-ups.
03:45All right.
03:46Going after my mom to get me.
03:48That's low.
03:49And she was just buying everything he was selling.
03:53Okay, yeah, maybe we just talk.
03:58Come on.
04:00You should have seen him.
04:02Help him with the dishes.
04:03Saying how cute Cece is.
04:06Jerk.
04:07You don't think your mom would actually date him, do you?
04:10Of course not.
04:11She's too smart for that.
04:12Well, then what are you worried about?
04:14That she ain't that smart and she's gonna date him.
04:17Come on.
04:18He can't keep up this nice guy act for long.
04:21You're right.
04:23Although I did pretend to be nice for a whole year to win homecoming queen.
04:26You're kidding.
04:27You don't get the tiara without getting your hands dirty.
04:35What?
04:37Just thinking about Mary and Fred.
04:39So ridiculous.
04:41Yeah.
04:43I mean, can you imagine?
04:46Why would I imagine it?
04:48Exactly.
04:49It's impossible to imagine.
04:51Mary is not his type.
04:53What's his type?
04:54You?
04:55Of course not.
04:57That was high school.
04:58Then why are we still talking about it?
05:00Oh, I'm sorry.
05:02I can't talk about Connor.
05:03I can't talk about Fred.
05:04Is there anything else I can't bring up in front of you?
05:09Now that you mention it,
05:10I don't love you talking about all them fun things you're gonna do after I die.
05:15I don't do that.
05:17See plays on Broadway.
05:18Go to Paris.
05:19Get a Pomeranian.
05:21We could do all those things right now.
05:23Pfft.
05:24Over my dead body.
05:26Bingo.
05:33Hey, can I ask you a question?
05:35Sure.
05:37Does your grandma ever go on dates with guys?
05:41She's a grandma.
05:42Grandmas don't date.
05:43What's wrong with you?
05:45My meemaw's a grandma.
05:46You do not want to walk in her bedroom without knocking.
05:51Be right with you.
05:52Take your time.
05:56What's he doing here?
05:57I don't care.
05:58I don't want to talk to him.
05:59Somebody's got to talk to him.
06:00Fine.
06:01You do it.
06:02Y'all need to work on your whispering.
06:09What do you want?
06:10I'm just here to clear the air.
06:12Stay away from my mom.
06:13There.
06:13The air is cleared.
06:14I have nothing but respect for your mother.
06:17Oh, give it a rest.
06:18You're just trying to get to me.
06:20Oh, can you catch me up here?
06:21This guy's been sniffing around my mom.
06:23I'm caught up.
06:24Continue.
06:25Georgie, me going to church has nothing to do with you.
06:28I'm supposed to believe that?
06:30I guess maybe I wouldn't if I was in your shoes, but I'm trying to be a better man, and
06:35Bible study's helping.
06:37Oh, please.
06:38I've been to Bible study.
06:40Other than the cookies, it's the worst.
06:42Well, maybe you should give it another shot.
06:44I'm sure Mary would love to have you.
06:46Don't call her Mary.
06:48It's Mrs. Cooper.
06:49And hang around all you want.
06:50She's never going to fall for you.
06:52Well, no offense, son, but that's up to Mrs. Cooper.
07:00You let him have the last word.
07:01I'm not happy about it either.
07:07Come in.
07:09Hey.
07:11Is Cece ready to go?
07:12Missy took her to the park.
07:14Oh, that's sweet.
07:15I was hoping that spending the day with a toddler might be a good form of birth control.
07:20Can I get you something to drink?
07:22Oh, no, I got it.
07:26So, what's new?
07:28And by that, I mean what the hell's going on with you and Fagenbacher?
07:31There is no me and Fagenbacher.
07:34Georgie is being ridiculous.
07:35You know, I told him you'd never be interested in a guy like that.
07:39Well, as a Christian, I am interested in helping anyone who is looking for God's love.
07:44Are you sure it's God's love he's looking for?
07:48Mandy?
07:48Are you into bad boys?
07:50Is that what's going on here?
07:51No.
07:53You know, my mom and him used to be involved.
07:56He told me.
07:57And by involved, I do mean sex stuff.
08:01I know what it means.
08:03Well, you say things like monkey butt.
08:05I wasn't sure.
08:07I can take care of myself.
08:09Of course.
08:09I just...
08:11I think Fred might be using you.
08:13Why?
08:13Because I am some poor, gullible church lady who's too naive to know when she's being fooled?
08:19Well, I was going to put it that way, but since you did, let's go with it.
08:24I am a grown woman.
08:25I have raised three children, and I have buried my husband.
08:28I know a lot more about life than you do.
08:30You're right.
08:31And who I choose to spend my time with is nobody's business but my own.
08:35I know.
08:36It's just that Georgie and I...
08:37I am sorry.
08:38Did either of you ask how I felt when you two got involved?
08:41And by involved, I mean sex stuff.
08:52What are you doing?
08:53Making sure the phone's working.
08:55He's fine, Audrey.
08:57Then why hasn't he called?
08:58When prisoners break out, they don't call the warden.
09:02Son of a bitch!
09:03Damn it!
09:06Hey, y'all.
09:08What was that about?
09:10Sorry.
09:11I was just trying to get my feelings out so I don't bring y'all down.
09:14Thank you, because we are having a great time.
09:18What's going on?
09:19Faginbacher came out of the store.
09:21To gloat?
09:22No, to tell me how much he respects my mom.
09:25Ugh.
09:26Please stop being on my side.
09:29I wish there was some way I could prove to her what a dirtbag he is.
09:33What are you going to do, follow him around and wait until he does something sleazy?
09:37He's a regular at Nate's.
09:39Always there slobbering over some girl.
09:42Great.
09:43We'll catch him in the act.
09:44He knows you.
09:45He's not going to do anything if you're there.
09:48Right.
09:49We need someone he doesn't know.
09:51Tonight?
09:55You're paying for my drinks, right?
09:59Dale, I'm going out!
10:08Now, just keep an eye on him.
10:09When he starts hitting on somebody, page me from the pay phone.
10:12What if he doesn't?
10:13Oh, he will.
10:14He hits on everyone.
10:15I mean, you're safe, because you're old.
10:18Not too old to kick your ass.
10:21I'd pay to see that.
10:23So?
10:25Drink money.
10:29Here you go.
10:32Ten dollars?
10:33What am I, the designated driver?
10:38I drink top shelf.
10:45And I'm a good dipper.
10:51Never should have called her old.
11:04Oh, hello.
11:05Mandy left Cece's bag.
11:09Would you like to come in?
11:12My son here?
11:13No.
11:14Cece up?
11:15No.
11:16Okay.
11:18I know everyone's been giving you a hard time about Freddy,
11:21but I think it's none of their business.
11:26Although I am surprised, him being so wild and fun.
11:32You saying I'm not fun?
11:34No.
11:35You're just Bible fun.
11:39And he's fun fun.
11:44Well, I know this is tough, because you and Fred dated in high school,
11:47and I'm sorry he dumped you, but that was a long time ago.
11:53He told you he dumped me?
11:55It doesn't matter.
11:57I'm going to go.
11:57Because I dumped him for Jim.
12:00So, I win.
12:03Well, then it looks like it worked out for everyone.
12:06Especially for me.
12:08Because I dumped him!
12:18What is taking so long?
12:19I've got to pee.
12:22Here.
12:25Seriously?
12:26Well, it's okay.
12:26I finished it.
12:28I'm going inside.
12:29Oh, lower cover.
12:31Just go behind a tree.
12:32I am not going behind a tree.
12:34Why not?
12:34I pee all kinds of places.
12:35I'm aware.
12:45Dang it.
12:46Now I've got to pee.
12:51You've got to see this.
12:52See what?
12:53Just come with me.
12:59What am I supposed to say?
13:01That.
13:05What the heck?
13:07Yeah.
13:08Crazy.
13:09Gotta pee.
13:13What are you doing?
13:15I'm watching him.
13:18Sending your grandma to spy on me?
13:20I respect that.
13:22You knew who she was?
13:23I told him.
13:25Why would you do that?
13:26I figured if somebody wanted to date my daughter, I ought to find out what's wrong with him.
13:31Got a couple ex-wives that would love to tell you.
13:34Hey, a free bit of advice here.
13:36Don't ever hire a hot receptionist.
13:39It's okay.
13:40I'm not looking for a job.
13:44Stop liking him.
13:46Come on.
13:47He might be good for your mom.
13:49Help her get that stick out of her patootie.
13:52I think it's cute how she don't cuss.
13:55Yeah.
13:55Well, you're wrong.
13:59Hey.
14:00What'd I miss?
14:01Meemaw likes him.
14:03Oh.
14:03Well, why don't you two date?
14:05Problem solved.
14:07What do you think?
14:09Well, I got a boyfriend.
14:10But he's of an age, so keep in touch.
14:27drinking alone my kind of gal
14:31i just want you to know you are twice the man fred fegenbacher is what are we talking like in
14:38my
14:38pants i mean in every way oh well thank you seriously smartest thing i ever did was dump him
14:46for you i agree and i did dump him
14:54this mary thing really bugs you doesn't it they are so different it's like a dog dating a
15:00a very religious duck and what if it works out thanksgiving with him christmas with him
15:08easter with him helping cc look for eggs i help cc look for eggs and you are very good at
15:17it
15:19connor
15:22no i will not take your survey of course i'm a republican
15:31i met your new beau the other night nice looking fella he is not my beau we're just friends
15:38a beau is just a friend you want a boink um boink is as g-rated as i can make
15:45it
15:47well that is not happening why not i like him there is one reason right there
15:52well he likes you he hasn't even asked me out well if he did would you go
16:00i don't know it's complicated
16:05oh honey listen to me this is your life and you've got to do what makes you happy
16:12even if it makes everyone else miserable
16:16everybody else can just go boink themselves
16:24glad you came back this uh this book's a real page turner i gotta see how it ends
16:31so i heard you met my mother she's a piece of work she's a piece of something
16:39i think she was flirting with me oh she was
16:45hey y'all
16:48what are you two doing here
16:50well it's bible study i thought everyone was welcome
16:53georgie told you she wouldn't buy it
16:56fine i'm here to keep an eye on this clown
16:58this is not the place
17:01it's okay mary he's just being protective he's a good son
17:04oh drop it i ain't that good a son yeah he did forget her birthday thank you
17:09if i'm causing problems i can leave
17:11yeah take you a cookie and get
17:14no you are here for the right reasons they can go
17:17the right reasons you're just using god to get at my mother
17:20look i never thought i'd be at a bible study
17:22not sober anyhow
17:25but uh your mother saw something good in me that i couldn't see in myself
17:29oh well that doesn't mean anything she sees the good in everybody
17:32except your mom trying to make a point
17:35if i'm being honest yes i am interested in mary
17:38told you
17:39but i'm more interested in trying to be a better person
17:42see he is on a righteous path
17:45how are you so gullible
17:47okay that is enough you two need to leave
17:50fine but you better not make a move on her
17:52don't worry i'll be on my best behavior
17:54to heck with that
17:56fred would you like to have dinner with me
17:59well
18:01no he wouldn't
18:03i would love to
18:05you two start dating cc's never coming over here again
18:07okay georgie hang on
18:09i'm serious
18:09that's the kind of decision she's making i don't trust her with our daughter
18:12you are using cc to control me
18:15you're picking him over your own family
18:17okay there is the door
18:19you know how to use it
18:20okay i think this just got a little out of hand
18:22i ain't fooling around i mean it
18:23so do i go
18:24come on
18:33okay
18:34everybody please gather around
18:36and open our bibles to proverbs 10-1
18:50hello
18:50it's me
18:51made it to lubbock
18:52oh thank god
18:55honey
18:56i know i wasn't thrilled with this trip
18:59but i am really proud of you
19:02i'm glad you're out there living your life
19:06i sure am
19:09so how's it going tell me everything
19:13oh where to begin
19:19so i know
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