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00:11Good morning Las Vegas. Can you hear me okay? Very loud. Okay. All right, good. Now, it is my pleasure
00:20to introduce to you the CEO and chairman of the Palmetto Casino and Resort, the wickedly handsome Marty
00:29legal aid. Thank you, Madam Mayor. I think I'll just project. I remember the first time I saw Deborah Vance
00:41perform. Hey, what happened? I thought we were all going to drive together. I promised Deborah I'd stop being Little
00:46Miss seatbelt bitch. Got me to have been sharing a schedule for weeks now. Well, she's being kind of weird.
00:52Like, she's avoiding me. It might be about your signature scent. Did you switch it up recently? What? Well, last
00:58summer, I thought that she was mad at me.
00:59But it turns out that she just hates Acqua Di Gio.
01:02One of the best decisions I ever made. She helped put Vegas residencies on the map. And now, we're literally
01:10putting her on the map.
01:14So even though tonight is her farewell show, she's not going anywhere.
01:26It is my honor and my duty to present to you all Las Vegas' newest street, Deborah Vance Drive.
01:45You didn't have to come, you know.
01:48I know you're mad at me, but I'll always be your biggest fan, Deb.
01:55Switch with me. Give him your good side.
02:04I've heard a couple of you out there complaining about this 115 degree heat. I'll tell you what, I love
02:10it.
02:10Kayla, it's red. Red. Red.
02:12Kayla, you just ran to red.
02:14I'm so annoyed. I cannot believe I have to rush to Vegas last minute to clean up your mess.
02:19I'm sorry, I know.
02:21When we get there, drop me off at arrivals, not departures. I cannot miss this flight.
02:25Drop you off? I'm on your flight, babe.
02:272A and 2B. You prefer the middle.
02:29Wait. No, I don't prefer the middle.
02:31I can't sit in the middle.
02:33You're not coming on the trip. What are you talking about?
02:36I told my dad that it was like my first business trip and he was like so proud.
02:40But I can cancel the ticket. There's like no problem.
02:43No, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I feel like I'm going to throw up.
02:45Just come. Just come.
02:47Really?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Yay.
02:52I mean, it's a Vegas playlist.
02:54Oh no, that's my sex playlist. I can't listen to that without thinking of the D.
02:58Kayla, watch the road. Eyes on the road. Eyes on the road.
03:01Can you get pulled over for having too much fun?
03:03Yeah, I think so.
03:04Oh, sorry. I thought we were going to crash.
03:08Thanks for the ride.
03:09Well, I wanted to talk to you about something.
03:11Oh my God. You're not serving me again, are you?
03:14No, no.
03:15Oh.
03:18In the show tonight, I'm going to be talking about you and your father and some other difficult
03:26things that I've never talked about on stage before.
03:30Okay.
03:31And, you know, it might not be the easiest to hear or to have out there. So that's what I'm
03:39telling you.
03:39Awesome. Thank you. Got it.
03:42I'm telling you. Because if you don't want me to do this show, I won't.
03:46Right. Yeah. Kind of like how it was my choice to do that Weight Watchers ad with you? Like that?
03:53No. I mean it. I'm asking you, D.J.
04:02Oh. Okay. Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
04:08You've always known the right thing to say. I mean, on stage anyway. So I'm sure that if
04:12you think you should, then you should. Great. Okay. Then I will. Okay.
04:26Did I ever tell you I get recognized from that Weight Watchers ad all the time?
04:30No.
04:31Yeah. A woman in the airport stopped me and said that we inspired her.
04:35Oh.
04:35I know. It was so sweet. I almost didn't tell her we're just naturally thin.
04:41Oh. God.
04:48Thanks for getting lunch.
04:49Well, that's not all I got you.
04:52Damn.
04:54So shoes.
04:55For our trip.
04:57Well, they're horrible.
04:58I love them.
05:00You're welcome.
05:02So how'd it go asking for time off?
05:04Easy. I'm almost too easy.
05:06Debra's been so focused on this new show that everything I do takes a backseat.
05:10I'm sorry. I know you don't like when I just complain about her.
05:14No. I don't mind that you talk to me about Debra. I just...
05:17I feel like I'm not the only one you should be talking to.
05:20You should talk to her.
05:21Oh, no. I've seen Debra fire drivers for stopping at a yellow light.
05:25I'm not about to go there. Besides, I wouldn't even know what to say.
05:29Okay, so let's practice. Tell me what you'd tell Debra.
05:33Well, come on. You know I hate this therapy stuff.
05:35It's not from therapy. It's from mental health TikTok.
05:37That's even worse.
05:38Okay, come on. Do it.
05:43Okay. Debra, I have prioritized your life and business ahead of my own.
05:48And now you're doing this whole new thing that I'm not a part of,
05:51and it doesn't feel like you even think about how it affects me.
05:54I'm starting to feel like I'm putting my life on hold for someone who isn't fully considering me.
06:00You're so cute.
06:01That will not be her response.
06:02It might. I mean, it won't.
06:04I was entranced.
06:05Oh.
06:13Huh.
06:15Hey.
06:16Hey.
06:17Holy shit. What are you doing?
06:19Why are you wearing lingerie?
06:20Um, it's not lingerie. It's regular pajamas.
06:23Okay. Why are you wearing regular pajamas?
06:26So it looks more believable that we're on our honeymoon.
06:28What?
06:29Oh, the hotel thinks we're on our honeymoon.
06:30That's how I got us this amazing room.
06:33Us? Oh my God.
06:34I thought you were just using my bathroom.
06:36You need to get your own room, and you need to do it now.
06:38I guess I can ask the guy when room service comes.
06:40We are not ordering room service.
06:42What the fuck are you talking about?
06:43Uh, yeah, we are. I ordered us champagne.
06:45Why?
06:46To go with the chocolate-covered strawberries.
06:48What are you not getting about this, dude?
06:51What?
06:52Kayla, Jesus.
06:53You are my employee.
06:55You can't share a room with me, okay?
06:56You're going to get me in trouble.
06:58Oh, why?
06:59What are you going to do?
07:01Nothing!
07:02What are you going to do?
07:03Oh, I don't know.
07:04Answer the phone, take messages, think of ideas for emails, my job!
07:08Okay, first of all, it's not your job to think of ideas for my emails, okay?
07:13You're a buzzkill.
07:14All right, and second of all, you're going to do that stuff now?
07:16You haven't been doing your job for six months.
07:18Shh, settle down, horsey.
07:21Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
07:22Why are you so mad?
07:23I did good.
07:24I got us the honeymoon suite upgrade for free.
07:26You're always telling me to watch expenses.
07:28I've asked you to watch your expenses like sugar fish for breakfast.
07:32In Fiji, they did eat that for breakfast.
07:34I don't care what you eat for breakfast.
07:36You can't charge $50 breakfast to the company, but you can charge two separate rooms.
07:40I'm your boss.
07:41Okay, well, my dad owns half the agency, so it's not really your typical boss-employee dynamic.
07:46Yeah, clearly.
07:47What did you mean by that?
07:49You getting a vibe?
07:50No!
07:51Are you trying to give a vibe?
07:53No!
07:54God!
07:55No!
07:56What did you say?
07:57No!
07:58Pervert!
07:59Ugh!
08:00Great.
08:00Trip ruined.
08:01Kayla.
08:02Awkward.
08:03Kayla.
08:04Oh, God.
08:06Kayla, are you upset?
08:08No, I'm going potty.
08:09What are you doing, Mr. Curious?
08:11I'm writing an email to HR.
08:14Dear Barbara.
08:14No, wait, not Barbara.
08:15Yes, Barbara.
08:17Kayla did it again.
08:20Hey, Mom.
08:23Wait, what's going on?
08:26Yeah, I'm sitting down.
08:31Hey, I'm really sorry, but I think I got a miss tonight.
08:34My dad had another stroke, and I need to go home.
08:37You're leaving.
08:38I know.
08:39I'm really sorry.
08:42Well, good luck.
08:46Thanks.
08:49Look, I said I'm sorry.
08:51You know, I really wish I didn't have to go.
08:53Okay.
08:58Well, I got you this.
09:00You can leave it there.
09:09Break a leg.
09:11Will do.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22We're completely booked.
09:23Everyone is, because of the fight.
09:24All right, can we at least get a cot?
09:26Oof, with your back.
09:27I meant for you.
09:29What?
09:30Kayla, can you figure this out, please?
09:32I got to handle something.
09:33I got to handle something.
09:33On it.
09:34Okay, cancel the cot.
09:38Ava?
09:39Hey.
09:40Hey.
09:41What's going on?
09:42I'm actually in a rush to get to the airport.
09:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:44You haven't returned my calls, and I just got a text from Debra.
09:47She's not doing the new show anymore.
09:49Wait, what?
09:50Yeah, this is really bad, okay?
09:51I used all my connections to get people here.
09:53Plus, I'm in the middle of the Me Too situation with Kayla, and I'm the me, Ava.
09:57Why the fuck isn't she doing it?
09:59I was going to ask you the same thing.
10:00Hold on, Ava.
10:01Can you at least tell me what's happening?
10:06No dice, dude.
10:08Sorry.
10:13What's wrong with you?
10:14You're backing out of the new show?
10:15Why do you even care?
10:18Because we worked really hard on it.
10:20Of course I care.
10:21Do you?
10:22I know you ran back to L.A. for a job interview, and now it sounds like you might have
10:26a follow-up.
10:28That's why you've been acting weird?
10:30Okay, yeah, I did go, but I didn't take the job, and now you think I'm lying about my dad?
10:35Is that what you think of me?
10:37I don't really think about you.
10:38Yeah, right, lady.
10:40You do think about me, and I think about you.
10:42It's called a human relationship, and sorry, but we have one.
10:45Our relationship is that I sign your paychecks.
10:48Paychecks?
10:49Oh, my God.
10:50First of all, it's direct deposit.
10:52And also, this is why I had to lie to you about leaving for that job interview.
10:55Because your ego doesn't allow you to take in information like a normal human being.
11:00No one's allowed to communicate honestly with you.
11:01And if they do, you either shut them out or push them away or, I don't know, hit them with
11:05your car.
11:06Almost hit them with my car.
11:08Not a great defense.
11:10Fine, whatever.
11:11I fucked up.
11:12I'm really sorry.
11:13But please, don't throw away everything we worked so hard on just because you're mad at me.
11:17This isn't about you.
11:20I just don't want to do it.
11:21I know what works.
11:22The old stuff works, so that's what I'm doing.
11:23The stuff we've worked on is good, and it's important that you do it.
11:27You don't get to tell me what's important.
11:29You're risking nothing here.
11:30This is just a blip.
11:31You can get on a plane tomorrow.
11:33This is just going to be a funny story about a job you once had.
11:35This is my life.
11:37I don't need to do a whole show dwelling on the past.
11:40I move forward.
11:41Always have.
11:42End of discussion.
11:45What a giant waste of time this all was.
11:47Oh, I agree.
11:48And my time is a lot more valuable than yours.
11:51Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:52What great opportunity did I keep you from?
11:55Does KFC want you to be the new Colonel Sanders?
11:58Oh, and that just wouldn't be cool, would it?
12:00God, I'm so sick of your pretentious bullshit.
12:03What have you even done?
12:05What I've done is gotten all those people in those seats.
12:08What you've done is gotten you booted out of LA, and now you're getting booted from here.
12:11Get the hell out of my dressing room.
12:12No.
12:13You're just scared to do the hard thing, so you're jumping at the first possible chance to bail.
12:18You're going to do the same old tired shit you always do, because I was right the day I met
12:23you.
12:23You are a fucking hack.
12:29Hello, my superstars.
12:31Who's ready to be funny?
12:37Who slaps people?
12:41Well, I quit, obviously.
12:49Uh, we'll give you a minute.
12:50Okay, let's go.
13:08I'll trade you a Zannie for a cigarette.
13:12What do you got?
13:12What do you got?
13:14It's Kayla.
13:15Leave a message at the beep, babe.
13:17Beep.
13:19Kidding.
13:20Hey, Kayla.
13:22Can you send me the emails of those British writers?
13:25I know they're not going to hire me, but I have some stories about Debra they might want
13:29to use.
13:43You're a lucky man.
13:45You're a lucky man to have this.
13:46Oh, no, no, no.
13:47She's my assistant.
13:48Your sister?
13:48My assistant.
13:49He wishes I was his sister.
13:52Messy.
13:53Okay.
13:53Can you get me a drink?
13:54Uh, you'd absolutely love to.
13:57Excuse me.
13:58Uh, Debra, can I talk to you for a second?
14:00Um, sure.
14:02Of course.
14:02Excuse me.
14:03Okay, thanks.
14:07I know this isn't the best time to do this, but I'm worried if I don't say it now, I'll
14:13never say it.
14:14I realize that I've prioritized your business.
14:17And I have completely taken that for granted.
14:19And I'm sorry.
14:21You were right.
14:21You've been right the whole time, Marcus.
14:23I was wrong to cancel meetings with you the last few weeks.
14:26It's been stupid.
14:28And I want to take my business to the next level.
14:31And I want to do it with you.
14:35That's what I want, too.
14:37Exactly.
14:38Good.
14:38Good.
14:38And I want to make you CEO effective immediately with a 10% raise.
14:45Okay.
14:46Um, great.
14:49No, please.
14:49Please don't thank me.
14:51You deserve this.
14:52Yes.
14:53So, did you decide on the shoes?
14:55Oh, the shoes.
14:57Yes.
14:57Marcus helped me here.
14:59Do I wear the lower heel, which I know I can walk in, or do I go with the fabulous
15:03stiletto?
15:04Aren't they gorgeous?
15:05Beautiful.
15:06Uh, I think the lower heel.
15:08The pain's not worth it.
15:10Okay.
15:11Okay, thanks.
15:16Hey.
15:17Hey.
15:18You look great.
15:20You too.
15:21Uh, so I have some good news.
15:23Debra gave me a promotion, and I am now the CEO.
15:25That's awesome.
15:27Yeah.
15:27But wait, I thought you were already CEO.
15:29I was COO.
15:29Oh, well, congrats.
15:31I'm glad you got your E. Thank you.
15:32And based on what I know about capitalism, I think now you don't have to worry about paying
15:35taxes.
15:37And I actually didn't even have to go into my whole spiel.
15:39She just did it.
15:40Wait, so you didn't actually talk to her?
15:42No, I didn't have to.
15:44Well, if this is about Zion, we can still go.
15:47We can still go?
15:48Yeah.
15:49We're going.
15:49The plan is to go.
15:50Yeah, of course.
15:51It's just, I have this new role, so I'm going to have to do at least a little bit of
15:55work
15:55just to stay on top of things for the next couple weeks.
15:57Point of the trip is to not work.
15:59If you want to go when I have less work, then we can go in the summer.
16:02But I really like you, but...
16:04But what?
16:06If you think I'm not ready for a relationship, because I'm...
16:08No, that's not it.
16:10Because you're already in a relationship with Debra.
16:13No, let's go outside and then talk.
16:16Whatever you want, I am in.
16:17Hey, Debra's about to do her toast.
16:20Shit.
16:20Okay, I do have to go backstage, but come with me, all right?
16:23We can have some champagne.
16:25We can sit.
16:25No.
16:26I'm going to go.
16:29Wilson, I...
16:40Thank you, every single one of you, so, so much for coming tonight.
16:45And please, when you're out there, when in doubt, laugh.
16:49And I beg you, don't let the standing ovation go longer than five minutes.
16:53But not less than four, because that's Celine's record.
16:57Why, Affleck, excuse me.
16:59I'm going to go say my prayers, so I'll see you out there.
17:01Cheers.
17:01Cheers.
17:06Um, Debra?
17:08Jimmy?
17:08I just wanted to say, when my father passed, you didn't need to stick with me, but you did.
17:14Bitch, you got this, bitch.
17:16I believe in you, girly.
17:20Get her out of here.
17:21Okay, let's go.
17:22Broke a leg.
17:22Thanks.
18:02I'll see you next time.
18:14Ladies and gentlemen, for the very last time at the Palmetto Theater,
18:20please welcome to the stage, the one, the only, Debra Vance!
18:40Thank you, thank you so much, my favorite, I love you!
18:48Make me cry.
18:51You're going to make me cry.
18:57Oh, thank you.
18:59Thank you so much.
19:01Thank you so much.
19:02It is wonderful to be at the Palmetto one last time.
19:08Oh!
19:10I know, I know, I have been up here on this stage through so much over the years.
19:22When the Berlin Wall came down, I was on this stage.
19:26When people were hiding in their bomb shelters on Y2K, I was on this stage.
19:32When Bernie Madoff got arrested, I was on the phone with my accountant crying hysterically.
19:40And on every one of those nights, I told a lot of the same jokes.
19:48But tonight, I'm not going to tell you those same ones.
19:55Instead, I'm going to tell you why I told those jokes.
20:24I mean, I'm going to tell you why I'm so sorry.
20:25I can't believe I missed him.
20:26Oh, honey, I'm sorry, I can't hang up right now.
20:31I've been on hold for 40 minutes.
20:34Was your flight okay?
20:36Yeah, it was fine.
20:37Hello? Hello?
20:38No, look, I just, I can't, I can't do this right now.
20:41Can you do this?
20:42Yeah.
20:43No, no one's there, no one's there right now,
20:46but when they get on, tell them that you need to cancel
20:48the baseball channels for the account of Dennis Daniels,
20:52and the reason for the cancellation is that he's deceased.
20:55Mom, please, the baseball channel, I can't, it's so late.
20:58Can we please do this tomorrow?
21:00Tomorrow we have to call the cousins.
21:17Hello.
21:47Ava?
21:48Oh, good.
21:49You're awake so early.
21:51Yeah, I do that now, I gotta be up before Kelly Ripa's day is done.
21:55Um, what, when did you get a cat?
21:58You were here when we got Mr. Cream Pie.
22:00No, I wasn't.
22:01First of all, I'm allergic to cats, and also if I was here,
22:03I wouldn't have let you name him that.
22:04You named him.
22:05I remember.
22:06Oh, no.
22:07I said, what do we think?
22:09And you didn't know, is he male, female?
22:12I said, he's male.
22:13You said, Mr. Cream Pie.
22:14Yeah, Ma, none of that happened.
22:16Yeah, literally none of it.
22:17Okay.
22:17Anyway, look, I, do you like that this image that I, I chose that for your father's prayer
22:23card?
22:25Yeah.
22:26Yeah, that's nice.
22:27He is survived by his loving wife, Nina, and his daughter, Ava Daniels of Las Vegas, Nevada.
22:32Mom, I don't live in Las Vegas.
22:33Well, last I heard, yes, you do, unless you moved again without telling me.
22:38No, no, I just went there for a job, and it ended up really not working out, so I'm not
22:43going back.
22:44Oh.
22:45Mom, are you freaking out?
22:47Yeah, a little, because it's just, you know, you've chosen such an unstable career, and
22:52no mother wants to watch her child suffer, and now we'll have to euthanize the cat.
22:56What?
22:57Yes, we have to euthanize Mr. Cream Pie, because he's going to have to leave this room when
23:01you move in.
23:02And it's just wrong to take a cat back to the shelter, Ava, it's just wrong.
23:06No, I'm not moving back in.
23:07Can we, forget it, let's just focus on the arrangements, please, please.
23:12All right, for the service, you're reading Lamentations.
23:16Oh, well, I wanted to read a eulogy, I just started working on it.
23:21A eulogy?
23:22Ava, please, it's your father's funeral.
23:25I don't need you saying anything crazy, like when you told your grandmother that you were
23:30pro-choice.
23:31But I am pro-choice.
23:33Yeah, but you don't need to say it.
23:35Please, just stick to the reading.
23:37Okay, I just, I think it would be more personal to read something that I've written, not like
23:42just some stock Bible passage.
23:44Okay, so now you're a better writer than God.
23:47Yeah, Mom.
23:48Well, God didn't write Lamentations, and also, he doesn't exist.
23:51Ah, not now, Ava.
23:54I know that you think that everybody needs to hear from you, but it's just, it's just,
23:58it's your father's funeral.
24:01Today has to be about your dad.
24:03You know what?
24:03You're right.
24:04You're right.
24:05No one does want to hear from me, or read what I've written, or say it on stage.
24:09So, I'm just going to stop trying.
24:12I'll do whatever you want.
24:13Okay, great.
24:15Do you want some coffee?
24:16I made some anniversary wine.
24:19Yeah, all right.
24:20Okay, great.
24:29Thank you for coming.
24:31Before we move to the Mass at St. Elizabeth's, we'd like to invite anyone who'd like to say
24:36a few words about Dennis to do so now.
24:40Is there anyone who'd like to stand up?
24:46Say a few words.
24:52Oh, God.
24:53This is so awkward.
24:55This is painful.
24:56Excuse me.
24:57This is not how you're supposed to do this.
24:59Excuse me.
24:59Sorry.
25:01If you wouldn't mind.
25:03Yeah, so you can't just ask people to come up impromptu and not warmed up,
25:08because it's just too hard to do cold.
25:10You know, there's just too much pressure, and these people are exhausted.
25:16It's exhausting to lose a loved one.
25:21And now everybody's uncomfortable because they think that no one has anything nice to
25:24say about this man.
25:26And I know that you do.
25:28Not because I knew him, I didn't, but I know his daughter.
25:31And I know that he had to be a very special person to raise someone like her.
25:39So, let's try this again.
25:42Uh, you, sir, how did you know Dennis?
25:45Uh, he was my cousin.
25:47Oh, I'm sorry for your loss.
25:49So, what was the drunkest you ever saw him?
25:51Oh.
25:52Wow.
25:54Well, you know, he had so many screwdrivers.
25:57The night before my wedding, he went back to my room and threw up in my dress shoes.
26:01Oh, he did.
26:03My God, I'd forgotten about that.
26:06He'd already been dead at my house.
26:08I didn't know about it.
26:10Because he felt so bad, he switched out his shoes for mine.
26:13I only realized that when I got to the altar and I looked down, he's wearing flip-flops.
26:18My God, it was a blizzard.
26:20And he just was in these little flip-flops.
26:26Oh, my God.
26:27Hey, excuse me, miss, you.
26:28Did Dennis ever get you into any kind of trouble?
26:30Oh, yeah.
26:31Oh, boy, hurry up.
26:32Oh, it involved an ice cream truck and a hot wire, and that's as far as I will go.
26:42Oh, my God.
26:47Wendy, I love you.
26:49Thank you for coming.
26:52I mean, it's Wendy, right?
27:07Hey.
27:08She's off.
27:09Really?
27:10No, I'm just kidding.
27:11It smells like cat shit in here.
27:14Uh, by the way, this positively extraterrestrial.
27:20Yeah.
27:20Yeah, you were right about that.
27:22I've had gigantic cans my entire life.
27:24Yesterday, I went into the garage, and I found a basketball, and, yeah, I can absolutely palm it.
27:28Ha-ha.
27:30Sorry, I've been running around.
27:32Oh.
27:37A lot of people to talk to, especially my uncle, Mitch, who really doesn't want me to do 23andMe, so
27:43now I'm pretty much convinced he's a serial killer.
27:46One in every family.
27:52How are you doing?
27:54I'm like, I don't know.
28:00I don't know.
28:01I haven't even cried yet.
28:03I don't know.
28:05I haven't even cried yet.
28:05I don't know.
28:10I don't know.
28:14I haven't even cried yet.
28:15Just, and that's how it was for me?
28:20I've mostly just been busy making sure my mom's head doesn't fly fully off of her body.
28:25Mm-hmm.
28:26Thanks for making her laugh.
28:28Sure.
28:31Being back in this house is just making me remember that I always felt really, really lonely here.
28:40I think that's why I started doing comedy in the first place, because it was just a way for me
28:44to feel connected to people who thought about things the way I did.
28:49But now I'm just like, maybe I shouldn't shape my entire existence around a response to a shitty childhood.
28:55that it's not a very good reason to pursue a career.
29:00I don't know if that's true.
29:02I mean, what's a good reason to pursue any career?
29:05Your grandfather owned a cement truck, and your name's already on the side of it.
29:09Yeah, there's that.
29:14I'm not sure.
29:16But I gotta figure something else out, because I'm done.
29:23Well, no, you, you can't quit, you're too good.
29:42You know, crying gives you wrinkles.
29:49You need to learn how to cry without moving your forehead at all.
29:59That's how you cry.
30:00Yeah, I trained myself, I'm a pro.
30:04Plus, you know, a little injection here and here doesn't hurt either.
30:14Oh, shit, the show.
30:17How did it go?
30:18Well, I did the new material.
30:22And?
30:23I bombed.
30:25You're joking.
30:27Oh, a few things worked, but...
30:29Yeah, I mostly bombed.
30:32Oh, no.
30:33Did you come all the way here to bury me with my dad?
30:36No.
30:38No, I, I, I, I bombed.
30:42And I loved it.
30:46I haven't felt that way in years.
30:49The show didn't work, but it will.
30:52The pieces are there.
30:54I just have to figure out how to put them together.
30:57And the best way to do that is to work it out on the road.
31:03So, you're gonna go on tour again?
31:06Yes.
31:09With you, I hope.
31:13I mean, the show was your idea, after all.
31:20And you, like, can't do it without me?
31:24Oh, I could absolutely do it without you.
31:27But, you know, it would probably be, you know, a lot less fun.
31:30Mm-hmm.
31:34Okay, but you really can't hit people.
31:37I know.
31:38I, I, I'm, I'm so sorry.
31:41So, are you ever gonna do that again?
31:43No.
31:44And are you gonna switch to a health plan that covers dental?
31:47No.
31:54Deal.
32:08I'm kidding, I'm joking.
32:10Just doing some last minute approval of the best of compilation.
32:13Ah.
32:14Oh.
32:17I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
32:18You okay?
32:20Yeah, everything's great.
32:22I'm CEO now.
32:25Mm-hmm.
32:26No, I mean, apparently they feel that sending an un-sled.
32:30Do you have on toe shoes?
32:32Is empowering.
32:34I mean, in my day, that was grouse.
32:35They're ugly, honey.
32:36That's the way from my playground.
32:38Oh.
32:41Yeah, I know.
32:43Oh.
32:45I mean, have fun.
32:45We're talking to eventually.
32:46He's there.
32:58Hi.
32:59I only have a second.
33:00I'm on my way back to Vegas with Deborah.
33:02Well, that's interesting.
33:03Because you know those British writers at K-Lad you meet with?
33:05I just got a call from their agent about a very intense and revealing email you apparently
33:11sent about Deborah.
33:12What the fuck did you do, Ava?
33:15We're cleared for takeoff.
33:18Uh, Jimmy, are you going to call me back?
33:20Yeah, you better.
33:29Backlabs.
33:31Here we go.
33:32You know how I feel.
33:34It's a new dome.
33:36It's a new day.
33:38It's a new life.
33:40For me.
33:43And I'm feeling good.
33:51Dragonfly out in the sun.
33:53You know what I mean, don't you know?
33:58Butterflies all having fun.
34:01You know what I mean.
34:04Sleep in peace when day is done.
34:07That's what I mean.
34:09And this old world is a new world.
34:13And a bold world.
34:16For me.
34:18Yeah, yeah.
34:24Scars, when you shine, you know how I feel.
34:30Sand of the pine, you know how I feel.
34:34Love, freedom is mine.
34:39And I know how I feel.
34:42It's a new dome.
34:44It's a new day.
34:45It's a new life.
34:48For me.
34:52I'm feeling good.
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