00:00How you doing sweet daddy?
00:01Oh no it's not sweet daddy, it's sweet daddy!
00:10Well I'm happy to call you my new manager.
00:12I'm what you call a player in the management profession.
00:15Right.
00:16Pimp.
00:22You're a pimp?
00:23That makes you the hoe.
00:28I'm not a whore.
00:29What do you do for a living?
00:30Make people laugh.
00:31Make them feel good, right?
00:32You the hoe.
00:35That's not right.
00:36Why do you do what you do?
00:37Why?
00:38Because I enjoy it and it's the best way I know to make money.
00:40You the hoe.
00:43Wait a minute, what if I said I do it only because I enjoy it?
00:45You the dumb hoe.
00:53So what ideas do you have for my career?
00:55First thing I gotta do is screw you in street.
00:58Street.
00:58Word.
01:01What?
01:02Word.
01:04What word?
01:06What?
01:09You said word.
01:10Word.
01:12What word?
01:13Oh snap.
01:14What the hell?
01:16Dog.
01:16Word is like, I heard that.
01:18Heard what?
01:18Oh .
01:21Dog, you're not white.
01:22You are neon white.
01:26You so white, you make Barry Manilow look like a brother.
01:30Wait, I like Barry Manilow.
01:32Woo!
01:32Are you gay?
01:33I'm not gay.
01:33You're just white.
01:34Yeah.
01:34It's all good.
01:35Yeah.
01:35Look, do you think this is gonna work between us?
01:38Let's make an analogy here.
01:39An analogy.
01:40If we were food.
01:41Food.
01:42I would be a fine summer wine that would be divine any time.
01:47What about me?
01:48Every good wine needs a cracker.
01:55Oh, that's funny s*** right there.
01:59You got a lot of that s***.
02:00Ha ha!
02:06Oh, we got a fine hoochie mama right here.
02:11Hello.
02:13You looking to go home with some real wood?
02:21You'd like it.
02:23I need these shorts that it ain't my feet holding me up.
02:33Sweet Daddy, what are you doing?
02:34Trying to find me some hoes, dog.
02:37Some hoes?
02:38Oh, you mean women.
02:39Oh, I got it.
02:40Okay.
02:41Word.
02:44Don't you ever do that again.
02:47I don't know what the hell that was.
02:48He just been there the hell out of everybody.
02:51Even the white folk are sitting there going,
02:53what the s*** was that?
02:56You know, us black folk got a saying.
02:59Stay black.
03:00Right.
03:00I got some advice to you.
03:02What?
03:02Stay white.
03:05Yeah.
03:05Right, look, look.
03:06I know a lot of white people emulate the African American culture
03:09that makes themselves seem cooler.
03:11Yeah, yeah.
03:12Us blacks don't got a word for that.
03:13What?
03:13Irritating.
03:16So I say it again, and it goes for most everybody in this room.
03:19I stay black, you stay white.
03:21Right.
03:22As to my Mexican brothers and sisters,
03:25you learn English, mother s***.
03:26How about that?
03:30What the hell's going on?
03:34Our guy sucks.
03:36Sportly, at our age?
03:38Yeah, that's come down to,
03:39hey, wake up.
03:41Have you ever had an intervention?
03:43Yeah, and penicillin cleared it right up.
03:46No.
03:46A condiment.
03:47I do not use them.
03:51You don't?
03:52Neither did your mother.
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