00:00So, Wald, you guys have been married a long time.
00:02Oh, yeah.
00:02Ups and downs in every marriage.
00:03You ever been to any marriage counseling?
00:05Yes.
00:07What'd that do for you?
00:08Look at me.
00:12I'm happy.
00:15Come on, what were the results of the counseling?
00:17Well, at the end of it all,
00:18there were two folks who thought I was an ass.
00:23And I'm paying both of them.
00:28But you are happy to be here.
00:29Oh, sure, better than last week.
00:31Last week, yeah, Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
00:33We were there.
00:33You didn't like that?
00:34No, why not?
00:35Everyone in Fort Lauderdale, Florida
00:37looks exactly like me.
00:49I swear it's like one giant nursing home.
00:53Wasn't that Fort Lauderdale
00:54where they tape a lot of those Girls Gone Wild videos?
00:57Oh, that's only during spring break.
00:58Oh, the rest of the time, it's Girls Gone Saggy.
01:04And then it's Girls Gone Senile.
01:07And then it's just Girls Gone.
01:12You didn't like the weather there, either.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:15Even in the middle of the winter, it's humid as hell and hot as hell.
01:20Oh, we got there.
01:21I took a shower on Monday.
01:23Friday's still not dry.
01:26I swear I had the moss on my ass.
01:36Yeah, you said the weather changes too quickly.
01:38Yeah, I know it changes fast everywhere else in the country,
01:41but in Florida, it's ridiculous.
01:42What are you talking about?
01:43Oh, my God.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:44I was standing there on the beach in the sunshine having a little iced tea.
01:49I looked over, and I go, ooh, look, a little cloud.
01:52About three minutes later.
01:57Holy crap!
02:00The locals are hanging onto the palm trees.
02:02We love it here!
02:05You dumbasses!
02:08I say, leave it to the Cubans and get the hell out!
02:22All right, so you want someplace a little cooler.
02:24Yeah, do you remember we went to Green Bay, Wisconsin?
02:27Yeah, in February, it was negative 20 with a negative 30 wind chill.
02:33I'd get on stage every night, and I'd say, you people are idiots.
02:39Did you know the borders are open?
02:44Pack up your suburban and get the hell out!
02:47And another thing, Green Bay Packers Stadium.
02:50What's it called?
02:50Lambeau Field.
02:51Lambeau Field.
02:53No roof.
02:54Hello?
02:57How many weekends during football season is good weather in Green Bay?
03:01That would be none.
03:04Note to self.
03:06Build a freaking roof.
03:09We have the technology.
03:14Yeah.
03:15You talk to the locals in Green Bay, what do they say?
03:20We love it here.
03:23We're a hearty people.
03:26Bunch of frozen dumbasses.
03:30All right, Walter, what about, uh, you don't like the humidity,
03:34you don't like the extreme cold, you want some place warmer and drier.
03:37Yeah, how about when we're, let's see, in August, we're in Phoenix.
03:40August in Phoenix, Arizona.
03:43Your agent is a moron.
03:49It was 112 three days in a row.
03:53And what do all the locals say?
03:55But it's a dry heat.
03:57Heed.
03:58Screw you.
04:07A bonfire is a dry heat.
04:11You don't see me sticking my ass in one of those, do you?
04:15Your ass is on fire.
04:16It's a dry heat.
04:20I was in Florida, I gotta burn out the freaking moss.
04:29All right, did you enjoy being in New York City?
04:31Oh, I loved New York City, good.
04:33Yeah, it was great.
04:34We'd do shows in Manhattan, about midnight, we'd get back to the hotel.
04:371 a.m., I'd lay my head on the pillow and listen to the sounds of the city.
04:43Woo-hoo!
04:43I love them!
04:44AHHHH!
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04:50Hi!
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05:07I don't think.
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