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Rivals - Season 2 Episode 1 Engsub
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00:02And we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
00:11Welcome to the naughtiest show on television.
00:15Coming to you live from Carinium Studios.
00:18Uncensored.
00:19Tonight we'll be bringing you the stories they don't want you to hear.
00:23We name the breakfast television presenter who's been staying up late with Ladies of the Night.
00:27And as rumours circulate about a famous pop star's homosexuality, our celebrity panel wonders.
00:33Who are the poofs of pop?
00:35But first, love and prayers from everyone at Carinium.
00:39For our beloved leader, Lord Battingham.
00:43Fuck you!
00:45Everyone at Carinium has been shocked and saddened by his tragic accident.
00:49Don't you ever stop, I'm here with you.
00:55Lord Battingham, Tony, wasn't just our boss.
00:58He was our family.
01:02Oh!
01:21That's how it happened.
01:23That's how it has happened.
01:23But it takes more than a little bump to the head to keep Tony Battingham down.
01:33Help me.
01:56Help me.
02:55Help me.
02:56It was the love you gave.
02:59All I needed for another day.
03:03And all I ever knew.
03:07Only you.
03:12Sometimes when I think of her name, when it's only a game, and I knew you, listen to the words
03:23that you say, when I see you.
03:30How long is this drive?
03:32Oh, my God.
03:34Look at the size of this place.
03:36That's all I needed for another day.
03:43Welcome to Bella Vista.
03:46Val's had her eye on this since we moved to Green Lawns.
03:49It's nice, though, being right here in Penscombe, near Rupert and you lot.
03:52We brought our swimming costumes.
03:54Ah.
03:55Well, Val's got some rules.
03:56No running, pushing, ducking, bombing, or skinny dipping.
04:01What about heavy petting?
04:03Go for your life.
04:04I'm just keeping your cozies on.
04:12Here they are.
04:13I invited the polo team round for some swimming.
04:17Val's turned it into a bloody circus.
04:20You all right, lads?
04:21Yeah.
04:25Freddie!
04:25Sebi and Dommie Carlisle, people call them the Heavenly Twins, although they're not identical.
04:31Sebi's taller, and apparently Dommie's got a big willy.
04:33Oh, wow.
04:35Where's the pool, Mr. Jones?
04:38Follow me.
04:40Hi.
04:47Welcome to Bella Vista.
04:49We called it Bella Vista because it means nice view.
04:55It's so wonderful to be able to stand at the bottom of one's drive and not be able to see
04:59one's house.
05:01Right, if you'd like to go through.
05:03Shoes off, everyone, please.
05:07Who's the heavenly girl?
05:08One of Baz's stick chicks.
05:10I tell you what, Patrick, they only let beautiful people play polo.
05:13Where'd they let you play, then?
05:14I'm the patron of the Joneses Jets.
05:17Patron?
05:18Is that how polo people say it?
05:19Yeah, I just give them a load of money to sponsor the team, and then they stick me on a
05:22pony,
05:22and they set me up to score goals and look good.
05:25We're finally where we belong, aren't we, Fred Freds?
05:30Shall we?
05:37It's so nice to have a man around the house.
05:42Oh, so nice to have a man around the house.
05:47Someone sweet who's glad he found you, who will put his arms around you, and his kisses just astound you.
05:54It's so nice.
05:56Oh, a house is just a house without a man.
06:01He's the necessary evil in your plan.
06:06There are many things about him you just cannot do without him.
06:11Though it's just a constant game of cat and a mouse.
06:15It's so nice to have a man around the house.
06:27Tacky?
06:29Did you make all these?
06:31Uh, yes.
06:32Hmm.
06:33Hmm.
06:36Prick me with a fork.
06:37I'm done.
06:39Right.
06:40Then.
06:42Ventura meeting.
06:43Jacuzzi.
06:43Let's talk polo.
06:48It's our first chance of making TV.
06:51We're going to film the match,
06:52plug the footage to the BBC,
06:54and show everyone that Ventura can cover a score.
06:57Your people really want to watch polo.
06:59I love watching polo.
07:00It's the Russia Cup.
07:01This has been held on the estate since 1874.
07:04You sure you want me on celly on a horse?
07:06Pony.
07:07What?
07:08Anyway, with no bloody Rupert,
07:09our team's a manned out.
07:10Still no word for me.
07:11What Cameron?
07:12Not even a bloody phone call.
07:14It's pandemonium at Carinium.
07:15No, Cameron.
07:16Tony's still off work after his accident.
07:18I'm in charge of everything.
07:19But you're Ventura, what?
07:21I'm double agenting Henry, remember?
07:23Oh, yes.
07:24Sorry, Charles.
07:25I hate to admit it,
07:26but I was under the impression
07:27we had already won the franchise, huh?
07:29We won the right to compete against Carinium.
07:32Jesus, Henry.
07:33It's a good thing I'm hiring proper staff.
07:34The Prime Minister's really quite ticked off.
07:37The general election's days away
07:38and nobody's heard from him.
07:39Stop it.
07:39Last time Rupert got himself lost in a sex marathon.
07:41He didn't come up for air for a month.
07:48Devil's egg, your holiness.
07:52Lady Hampshire.
07:54Why not, Mrs Jones?
07:55Oh, no, please.
07:57Call me Mousy.
07:59Oh, have we told you that Wayne
08:00is starting Eton in September?
08:03We're very proud of him.
08:05Arr! Arr!
08:07How did he get in?
08:08Did Freddy donate a computer lab?
08:10Oh, no, he passed the exam.
08:19No!
08:22No!
08:28Bambaleo!
08:29Bambaleo!
08:30War Apollo!
08:31Willy!
08:56I really didn't want to see my brother
08:59completely naked,
09:00but I saw the Carlisle twins' bits,
09:02so I'm taking that as a win.
09:04I thought Sebi's willy was nicer.
09:07Have you still not heard anything more
09:09from your sub, Tag?
09:09Oh, he was never my sub.
09:11His letter was lovely
09:12and his new job sounds amazing.
09:14He dumped you in a letter?
09:15The shame!
09:15Have you heard from Cameron
09:17since she's been off shagging Rupert?
09:19Dipstick!
09:24Tag?
09:25What's the matter?
09:28Um...
09:33Rupert kissed me.
09:34Fucking fuck!
09:35What?
09:37Where?
09:38Er, in the kitchen.
09:39No, I meant where did he kiss you?
09:41Oh, er, on the mouth.
09:42Yeah, he said such lovely things
09:44and then the next day
09:45he just disappeared.
09:47Oh, Tag.
09:48Silly couldn't breathe without me.
09:52I just don't believe
09:53he would say that
09:54and they'd just disappear.
09:57It doesn't make sense.
10:00Something awful
10:01must have happened.
10:02Yeah.
10:10Oh, oh, oh!
10:17Oh, oh!
10:22Oh, oh!
10:40Plenty more where that came from.
10:42I mean, bringing me here, keeping me safe.
10:45Well, it's just good manners.
10:47Rupert, be serious for a moment.
10:51I promised I would protect you.
10:54And I will.
10:56Say hi to me here forever?
10:58Well, we don't have to stay in Devon.
11:01We're friends all over the world.
11:03We keep moving.
11:06Stay ahead of the game.
11:07Stay ahead of the game.
11:13Bye-bye.
11:15I don't know.
12:06Thank you, Beatrice.
12:08If you packed your belongings for school, the car will be waiting to take you back, girls.
12:12Archie will go by train.
12:14Listen to your mother.
12:17Thank you, darling.
12:20You really don't remember anything.
12:25No, I got to the police.
12:26It's a complete blank.
12:28It's extraordinary, isn't it?
12:32No, it's very kind of you.
12:33Thanks for your concern.
12:34With your blood before you ever mow again.
12:39Yes, it's certainly very nice to be home.
12:42I know, I know, I know.
12:43Quite the end of series cliffhanger.
12:45Tomorrow we'll return in the autumn.
12:52Thank you so much.
12:53Yes, it's splendid to be back home with the family.
12:56You too, Lady Gosling.
12:58Good night.
13:02Good night.
13:03You should be heading up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, Tony.
13:07I'll redress your wound for you.
13:09Let me lock up down there.
13:12No cigars.
13:13Oh.
13:17Come on, dogs.
13:18Come on, dogs.
13:54I didn't clean it.
14:00Do you think she's gone back to America?
14:04She's gone to Rupert Campbell Black.
14:10Hunt the bitch down.
14:15From the moment he met Maud, he was infatuated.
14:17Words started pouring out of him.
14:20Everything he ever wrote was for her.
14:22This hugely magnetic woman who constantly rejected him.
14:26Anyone would think this was your biography, Declan.
14:29That's why it has to be me who tells the Yates story.
14:32I mean, documentaries are normally so dry.
14:35No offence, Mike.
14:37Maud gone.
14:38Married someone else just to get a rise out of Yates.
14:41What does Yates do?
14:43Tries to seduce her daughter.
14:46Sounds like EastEnders.
14:47EastEnders did get 28 million viewers last month.
14:51Huh?
14:54Documentaries aren't presented by celebrities.
14:57Whatever next?
14:57Joanna Lumley on plumbing.
15:00Listen, we really do want your face back on the Bebold boy.
15:04Would you consider hosting breakfast time?
15:07Frank Bob's on his way out.
15:09Right on to the mornings.
15:10Oh.
15:11Can I say, Jeremy, this is exactly what the BBC documentary department are looking for.
15:17New formats bringing the wonders of the world to a wider audience.
15:20Declan O'Hara, Irish God and British National Treasure.
15:24And who got his big break at the BBC?
15:27Look, it's relevant.
15:29It's noisy.
15:30It's informative.
15:32But gripping.
15:32Homework becomes entertainment.
15:34A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.
15:38In the most delightful way.
15:42Oh, thank you.
15:45Oh, merci.
15:47You're so kind.
15:47Thank you so much.
15:49Excuse me.
15:50So sweet.
16:24Crown you in my heart.
16:26Well, Caitlin fell asleep.
16:28Patrick has script notes for Ibsen and Taggy.
16:32Well, she couldn't make head nor tail of a theedrit.
16:34I mean, I love the play.
16:35It's just a really small part.
16:38You might blink and you miss me, right?
16:41I mean...
16:42You don't have to be kind, Declan.
16:45It's...
16:47I really appreciate you coming.
16:51Crown you in my heart.
16:53House falling apart without me, is it?
16:55It's quieter.
16:56Hey!
16:58I mean, the kids seem okay.
17:00Sure, why wouldn't they be?
17:02You're doing a play.
17:03We're all very happy for you.
17:05They've offered me the tour.
17:09Right.
17:12That's good news.
17:17But I really want to come home once we've finished in London.
17:20Oh, thank God.
17:24But I meant what I said, Declan.
17:26I need to keep working.
17:29Understood.
17:33Are you dancing?
17:35Are you asking?
17:39No one else is.
17:41Never stopped us before.
17:44Your love is king
17:47Never need to part
17:49Your kisses ring
17:52Round and round and round my head
17:55Touching the very part of me
17:57It's making my soul sing
17:59I'm crying out for more
18:02Your love is king
18:07I'm coming home
18:12I'm coming
18:18You're making me dance
18:24Inside
18:26Inside
18:29Touching the very part of me
18:32It's making my soul sing
18:34Tearing the very heart of me
18:37I'm crying out for more
18:52This turned into a worthwhile trip
18:57I had a meeting with Jeremy Bonington earlier
19:00The BBC are interested in turning my Yates biography into a documentary
19:07Right
19:08I really want to film it in Sligo
19:09And I'm playing Walt Gone, right?
19:14Sure, a West End star now
19:15I couldn't afford you
19:16Stage hands have more to do than me
19:18Oh, my God, the Christmas tree
19:25I like the Christmas tree
19:31What did you think of the new ending?
19:34Hmm
19:37Yeah
19:38I mean, it was sacrilegious
19:41But it gave a new meaning, I suppose
19:43You fucking bullshitter
19:47The only thing the producers haven't changed
19:49Is the ending
19:50She still leaves her husband and children for a better life
19:54But you wouldn't know that
19:55Just as you didn't know
19:56The Christmas tree fell over tonight
19:58Because you didn't watch the play
20:02Maud
20:02Get out
20:03Listen, the meeting is ran over
20:06I had every intention of going
20:07Don't fucking get out
20:08Maud
20:09Get up, come on
20:10Please, don't
20:10Just get out, just fucking get out
20:15Maud
20:31Maud
20:31Ladies
20:36Is that Terry Wogan?
20:57Who was the leader I was like
20:59Yeah, I was normally good at home
21:04And was he
21:04And he took into the shower
21:05No
21:05If
21:06his mother Was
21:07he who
21:07He
21:07heard
21:07he his
21:58Sorry I'm late, darling.
22:00I've had a terrible headache.
22:39I've had a terrible headache.
23:06I've had a terrible headache.
23:11I tried to kill you, Tony.
23:14Well, it's because I hurt you and you were defending yourself.
23:16We both got a little carried away.
23:18I lay in that hospital bed and wondered what this meant for our relationship.
23:25I could have you punished, sent you to prison.
23:29I can't imagine America would want me back after that.
23:33But then I thought of the alternative.
23:35And that is?
23:38Forgiveness.
23:42I've already told the police I don't remember anything.
23:45If you stay with Karinian, stay with me, I will remember it was a simple accident.
23:58I love you, Cameron.
24:01No, you don't love me.
24:05You just want to beat Rupert.
24:09I can't imagine her at all.
24:28I can't imagine her at all.
24:45Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.
24:49Which one of you greased the front steps, eh?
24:53Seriously.
24:53Do be careful entering and exiting the building.
24:56My little slip could have been far, far worse.
24:59Thank goodness for Miss Madden.
25:01Joyce, I can always trust you to catch me when I fall.
25:05I would like to welcome back Cameron Cook,
25:09who's been taking time away to study the opposition.
25:13Her first-class espionage means we are now fully abreast of venturous plans
25:18and are ready to knock them out of the competition.
25:21Thank you, Miss Cook.
25:22There are no lengths you won't go in order to keep Karinian,
25:26this franchise bid, and all our livelihoods safe.
25:38Because, make no mistake, we are under attack.
25:44Venturer, led by Rupert Campbell Black and Declan O'Hara,
25:50will continue to solicit employees from our ranks
25:53to elicit confidential information.
25:55Those Venturer gangsters have no scruples.
26:01So be on your guard.
26:03Trust no one.
26:06Oh, Charles, where's Charles Furman?
26:09Here, Tony.
26:10Charles has done a fantastic job covering Cameron's role
26:13while she's been away, so thank you, Charles.
26:15Now, Beatty and Sarah's Uncensored is demolishing the competition.
26:21The teams are gearing up to shoot series three of four men went to mow in September.
26:27Master Dog will be back.
26:29Bigger and parkier than ever.
26:31With James Verica back on presenting duties.
26:34Woof.
26:361987 is a franchise year, ladies and gentlemen, and we are at war.
26:43An eye for an eye, we'll take their fucking heads off!
26:48ready for a bit of orchestra?
26:48Little kids!
26:48Yeah!
26:52Yeah!
26:56Oh!
26:56Woof!
26:58Yeah!
27:05What the heck, bl цент роз was gonna dance?
27:12Woof!
27:14Woof!
27:15No!
27:16Woof!
27:17Woof!
27:17Woof!
27:17Woof!
27:25I'm sorry tag. Not now
27:28Battingham found out about Cameron and me
27:31She thought he was gonna kill her so she walloped him shame. She didn't succeed. That's why we had to
27:36get away
27:37She was in danger. I had to protect her, but he found us
27:42So why is she gone back to him? I don't know. She just got into the helicopter doesn't seem like
27:46Cameron
27:47She's such a tough cookie. She was scared of him. We've
27:52We've got to get her out of there
27:54Well, she's a big girl. She's gone back to him. Then maybe we've got to accept you
27:58No, it's not like there's got to be something else going on. You're wrong Rupert. She's definitely team corinium
28:04She's back at Tony's side as if nothing ever happened and that there's something else
28:10Tony says that we're now filming the palo match on Sunday. No
28:14We're filming the palo match on Sunday. Sorry Declan. It's all set. Corinium are filming the palo too
28:24Well, let's get ready for a fight
28:33Good morning. Hello. Hmm
28:37Rupert Campbell Black. Welcome to Ventura. Mike Maples. Oh
28:39Tired to be here. Are you ready? Well, I left behind regular hours and the BBC pension to work for
28:46my
28:47Broadcasting Heroes renegade production company. I've never been so poor or so happy
28:59Right on schedule
29:15Okay, make sure that gets done right away. Cameron
29:22Beautiful day for it
29:26Let's have a fair fight
29:27Let's have a fair fight
29:28Let the best team win
29:33You can make television without being a cunt, Tony
29:36It's not nearly so much fun though, is it?
29:39Go on Cameron
29:43What are you doing?
29:44I'm staying ahead of the game
29:47Come on lads, it's time for David to kick Goliath's arse
30:08Let's dance, dance, put on your red shoes and dance the blues
30:16Let's dance, dance, to the song we're playing
30:21Let's dance, dance, to the song we're playing
30:21On the radio
30:26If you say run
30:28I'll run with you
30:35If you say hide
30:37We'll hide
30:42Because my love for you
30:45Would break my heart in two
30:49If you should fall
30:52Into my arms
30:55Tremble like a flower
31:04Let's dance
31:13Let's dance
31:14From the immigration fall
31:22Let's dance
31:23From fear to be is all
31:30This way
31:31You could look at my eyes
31:33So sexy
31:36What?
31:37This is my new favourite sport
31:39Yes, no one's actually here to watch polo
31:41They're here to watch each other
31:46Has Rupert said anything?
31:49I don't say he wants to get Cameron back
31:53There aren't less complicated men to fall in love with
32:02Polo polo
32:03The sport of kings
32:05Four players per team
32:06Four chuckers per game
32:08Seven minutes per chucker
32:09Look at all the pretty horses
32:11Let's horse around
32:12Horse play
32:13Par for the horse
32:15Ponies
32:15Can I get some water please?
32:17What?
32:18They're called ponies, James
32:19Thought ponies were baby horses
32:21Apparently not
32:22Stupid game
32:23Standby to record
32:26Floor standing by
32:27Waiting for shot to clear
32:29We ready?
32:29Chukka chukka chukka
32:30Chukka calm
32:31Chukka calm
32:31Okay, on camera one
32:32And action
32:33Did you know, James
32:35That polo is the oldest ball sport in the world
32:37Dating back to 600 BC?
32:40Yes, Sarah
32:40I did
32:41Now, viewers at home will be wondering
32:43Why you're wearing that
32:44Rather fetching jumpsuit
32:46Are you auditioning for
32:47Treasure Hunt?
32:50No!
32:51Oh, no!
32:53Yucky!
32:54Oh, my God!
32:55I'm so sorry!
32:56This is polo Ralph Lauren!
32:57We have Beatty standing by
32:58To take over
32:59I can feel it on me
33:00I can feel it on me
33:01Strip James off
33:02Oh, she's already on it
33:05It's not on my trousers
33:06It's not on my trousers
33:07Just maybe in the van
33:11Ladies and gentlemen
33:12Welcome to the final of the Rutger Cup
33:14At the estate of Lord and Lady Hampshire
33:16We have four-time winners
33:18And last year's champions
33:19The Remington Steelers
33:21Playing against newcomers
33:22The Jones Jets
33:27The match is about to start
33:28Stand by
33:30Let's rock and roll!
33:40And go away!
33:42Let's rock and roll!
33:47Let's rock and roll!
33:49Lovely cross from Battingham to Campbell Black
33:54Hit!
33:57Who is it?
33:58All the way!
33:58All the way!
33:59Let's go!
33:59Come on!
34:00Campbell Black
34:01Save the treasure hunt
34:03Honey!
34:04Oh!
34:05Yes!
34:06Go on, Johnny!
34:08Go on, Bernie!
34:09Get ready!
34:19Go on!
34:21Come on!
34:22Please!
34:23Go on!
34:27Go on, Kenny!
34:35Go on, Tryce!
34:36Go on, Tryce!
34:38olvidate!
34:39Go on, Tryce!
34:39She's a boy!
34:39She looks as though she needs to go to the moon.
34:42Ha, ha, ha, ha!
34:44I'll get you some shampoo.
34:46Ha, ha, ha!
34:48It's wonderful to see you out and about again, Monica.
34:51Tony's accident must have been very hard on you.
34:55Well, we're all soldiers on now.
34:59Do let Hermione and me know if we can help at all.
35:02Yeah.
35:03Us Wickham Abbey girls must look out for one another.
35:07Well, I must say, Mrs. Stratton looks ready for action in her boiler suit.
35:11Ah, Sarah has a surprise for us after the final chaka, Reverend Penny. I enjoy that.
35:16Ooh, what's a surprise?
35:17Wouldn't be a fucking surprise if I told you, would it?
35:19Now, let's enjoy these fools getting beaten.
35:24They're right back in it now, pushing hard.
35:27Lovely play from the train for Donny and Sebby, passing between each other.
35:30Oh!
35:32They cross to Jasper.
35:34He takes it.
35:35And that's a goal!
35:37Oh!
35:38Oh!
35:39Oh!
35:40Oh!
35:41Oh!
35:43And with the score now at one goal apiece, it makes it even Stevens at the end of the second
35:50chaka.
35:51My lords, ladies and gentlemen, please take to the pitch.
35:55Oh!
35:55Let's give it Stappi.
35:59Oh!
36:00Sorry!
36:01Sorry!
36:01Come here!
36:02Sorry!
36:03He just loves telly!
36:06Which side are you on?
36:08Uh, Carinium.
36:09Oh!
36:09I'm Carinium.
36:10Ah!
36:12Is Master Dog coming back?
36:14Of course!
36:14Are you thinking of entering?
36:16Oh!
36:17David does not enjoy the spotlight.
36:19I like having my belly rubbed in front of Knott's Landing.
36:22Don't we all David?
36:24David Bow Wowie, if you please.
36:26Ah!
36:28Would you like to watch the filming with me?
36:31Could we?
36:31That's awfully kind of you.
36:33Charles, Fairbairn.
36:35Muffy, short for Caroline.
36:37Ha!
36:44Sweaty work.
36:47Might go back to mine and, um, have a long shower.
36:51Who with?
36:52Me or my brother?
36:54We know you've been bonking both of us.
36:56Don't play a player, mate.
37:06It's like West Side Story.
37:08The two different sides coming together.
37:11Yeah.
37:12I guess it is.
37:14Do you go both ways then?
37:16Oh.
37:18I just...
37:19like sex.
37:21A lot.
37:23Oh.
37:24I haven't done it yet.
37:26What?
37:27I really want to, though.
37:36All set for the big surprise, team.
37:39Ready for the grand finale?
37:41Mm-hmm.
37:45I can't wait to come and see you tonight.
37:48Tonight can't come soon enough.
37:50Hm.
37:57James, James.
37:58Right back in the game now.
38:00Running hard.
38:05Can he score well now?
38:06Yes, he does!
38:08Yes!
38:09Yes!
38:19Is Rupert the Daddy, or is it James?
38:21James.
38:24We've been running to the ladies all week.
38:26The men around you may not have realized,
38:29but that's men.
38:30Right!
38:32Ready for launch.
38:33Sarah's so excited, she could burst!
38:35Ah, smile!
38:36We're going to be in Tatler.
38:39Okay, thank you.
38:39No, come on, crack your face here, having fun.
38:42Little distance.
38:43That's enough, thank you.
38:44Fuck off.
38:44Let's get you up then, Sarah.
38:47We discussed this.
38:48It's really very simple.
38:50It...
38:50You jump out of the plane, the parachute pops open.
38:52You just float like a little butterfly.
38:55It's thrilling!
38:55Down into the field, everyone forwards, lovely, lonely.
39:00Is there a problem?
39:01No.
39:02Come on.
39:06We'll look after her.
39:08Good luck.
39:11Tony, I'm pregnant.
39:13Huh?
39:14Speak up, woman.
39:15I'm pregnant.
39:18Oh, you are the face of two primetime television shows.
39:21This is hugely annoying.
39:24Well, we're going to have to start auditioning for replacements on Monday then, Deirdre.
39:28Come along then, let's get you up in the plane.
39:30No, I can't.
39:32Tony, I can't.
39:35I have four camera crews, twelve photographers, the whole of Raj are waiting for a fucking surprise.
39:40Who's going to jump out the bloody plane then?
39:51Who's going to jump out the bloody plane then?
39:57It is Campbell Black being put offside.
39:59That's a lovely bit of work by him.
40:01Look at these guys, they ride him off.
40:03They can't do it.
40:04They're struggling to get hold of him and he's still there.
40:07Campbell Black going right back.
40:09He's going to have the final shot.
40:11A goal.
40:12He's going to score for third.
40:14It's a goal.
40:14It's a goal.
40:15And that's a goal.
40:17Yay!
40:20It's a goal.
40:21Yay!
40:24The J-Jets are winners of the Roger Cup.
40:32Yaaaaaas!
40:45And a lager for Mr. Jones, please. He looks thirsty.
40:51Can you put it in there for me?
40:57I can't stop thinking about you.
41:02Me too.
41:06It's like a beautiful dream I had.
41:25Fred Fred! Didn't he do well?
41:29He was wonderful. Well played, Fredy.
41:32Worried he was too tubby for Polo.
41:34Hey, that poor horse.
41:37Could you take a picture of us?
41:39Give the camera to Mrs. Verica.
41:41OK, I'm not great with these...
41:44No searching for Sharon?
41:46Say cheese.
41:47Cheese!
41:50Lovely.
41:51Come on, you've got Sharon.
41:53You look nice.
41:53You look slim when you stand up straight.
41:56Who's that?
41:57Lovely.
41:57Right, shall we go get a little drink?
41:58It's a breakfast.
42:04Lizzie.
42:05No, no, Fredy.
42:06You've walked off of Elle's camera.
42:08Oh, God, sorry.
42:17I think it's best we keep away from each other.
42:23It's gonna be quite hard.
42:25Us being neighbours now and everything.
42:29It's hurting my heart.
42:42My lords and ladies and gentlemen,
42:45some quiet, please.
42:47We are delighted as ever
42:49to host you all here in the grounds of our humble home.
42:53And this year with even more joy in our hearts than usual, because...
42:57The day Hermione and I thought would never arrive is finally on the horizon.
43:01After her sterling work for the Spastics
43:04and rebuilding that school in Ghana.
43:07Oh, Ghana.
43:08Our beloved Caroline is getting married.
43:13We are delighted to announce the engagement of our daughter, Caroline Margaret.
43:20Yes.
43:22To Mr. Gerald Middleton.
43:25Come up, Gerald.
43:31To Gerald and Muffy, everyone.
43:34To Gerald and Muffy!
43:37Gerald and Muffy!
43:43Beautiful.
43:44Have a fantastic afternoon, everybody.
43:50It's been a wonderful day for Carinion.
43:53Well, personally, may I say how fabulous it is to have you back at the helm, Tony.
43:55Stronger than ever.
43:57None the worst for my little adventure.
43:59Ah, yes.
44:00And before Carinion's big surprise today, just to confirm for some concerned viewers at home.
44:05This was an accident.
44:08It wasn't due to any foul play.
44:10I slipped on the steps outside Carinion entirely my own fault.
44:14Perhaps I should wear trainers instead of brogues.
44:16Well, thank you for putting all our minds at rest.
44:19Welcome.
44:19And cut.
44:21Terrific, Tony.
44:21Well done.
44:22Excellent.
44:22As always.
44:23Thanks, Tony.
44:26Glad we got the truth on record.
44:29No threat of police for me.
44:31No public scandal for you.
44:33Win-win, right?
44:34Wait.
44:40Hold on, guys.
44:58You stayed ahead of the game.
45:00I did.
45:05What it is.
45:10Oh
45:15Mikey my shoot
45:59And finally to today's Rukshire Cup in Hampshire Estates
46:03with this exclusive footage brought to us by Ventura Television.
46:13The match was won by satellite technology mogul Freddie Jones' Jones Jets
46:17with Mrs Thatcher's Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black,
46:21back in action, helping to score the winning goal.
46:24And the behind-the-scenes fiasco Tony Baddingham didn't want you to see
46:28as a Carinium employee humiliates himself
46:31after crash-landing his parachute into a tree.
46:35Poor chap. I hope he's all right.
46:38In the ITV franchise battle between television titan Carinium
46:42and the newly formed Ventura Television,
46:45it was Ventura who won the day.
46:47What?
46:50May I speak with you, Tony?
46:52Oh, this is getting extremely dull, Sarah.
46:55If you want to keep your job,
46:56your little inconvenience needs to be flushed away.
46:59It's yours.
47:04It's your baby, Tony.
47:21Long day, darling.
47:23What's for dinner?
47:28I have to admit, today was embarrassing.
47:31No, darling, I'm sorry.
47:32Not for me.
47:33For you.
47:35You let her humiliate you
47:37in front of
47:39our friends,
47:40in front of your children.
47:43I defied my father
47:45and my whole family
47:47when I agreed to exchange this house
47:49for your surname, Tony.
47:51There will be no more lies.
47:54Or I will hurt you
47:56far more than any mistress ever could.
48:00You want to win so badly.
48:05You make yourself very easy to beat.
48:10One, dog.
48:12One.
48:21Why didn't you tell me you were Jerry's chum?
48:24I just can't believe it.
48:26We're going to be a proper little gang,
48:28the three of us.
48:29Well, the four of us.
48:30This must be what love does to you.
48:32I'd completely forgotten about David.
48:34I'm just not mounting Gertrude in the garden.
48:37Oh, sorry.
48:40Oh!
48:41Oh!
48:43You should have told me
48:44she was Henry's daughter.
48:45Sorry, Charles.
48:46I wanted to speak to you first.
48:48And tell me you're into Muffy.
48:52I like her.
48:55Do you think it'll work?
48:57Our plan.
48:58Worth a try, isn't it?
49:00I mean,
49:01there were an exciting
49:01last two chakras in the world.
49:03I played some chakras in my time.
49:05Thank you, Angel.
49:09We did it.
49:11You did it.
49:13How did you manage
49:14to hold your nerve?
49:16I held on to Rupert
49:18and waited until Tony
49:19publicly absolved me.
49:21If he goes to the police now,
49:22he'll just look foolish.
49:24Tony would never let that happen.
49:25We better be careful.
49:26He'll be out for blood.
49:28Glad you got out alive, though.
49:30Wow.
49:31I got out alive,
49:32but without my car
49:32or my apartment.
49:35Well, you're coming
49:36to live with me.
49:39Pensacombe Court.
49:41You mean that?
49:43Of course.
49:49Ahem.
50:04You know what?
50:04I'll just, um,
50:06be back in a sec.
50:20I need to explain.
50:30Cameron came to me
50:31for protection.
50:33I had to get her away quickly,
50:34keep her safe from Tony,
50:35do the right thing.
50:41I'm trying to behave
50:43honourably.
50:46Did you sleep with her
50:47immediately,
50:48or did you honourably
50:49hold off for one night?
50:50I was already sleeping
50:51with Cameron before I kissed you.
50:52Well, then you shouldn't
50:53have kissed me.
50:54No, I shouldn't have kissed you.
51:01It's true,
51:03what everyone says about you.
51:06You aren't capable of love.
51:12Ty.
51:13Please,
51:14get out of my kitchen.
51:19Ty.
51:37People say that life isn't a fairy tale,
51:40that happy ever after doesn't exist.
51:44But what if you just haven't found
51:46the person who'll give you
51:47your happy ending?
51:49It's up to you
51:50to give yourself
51:52the love
51:52you deserve.
51:57However,
51:59be prepared.
51:59With love
52:00may also come war,
52:02and every war
52:03has its casualties.
52:07welcome home.
52:10Hmm.
52:21Most peculiar?
52:24dogs
52:33get the fuck out of my house
52:38you know it's only a matter of time before he did shisha cameron
52:42six days six weeks
52:45he might even keep you six months to venture a finally
52:48don't get the franchise then he'll kick you out like all the rest
52:51why are you here tony
52:52i brought you a housewarming present
53:03i don't need evidence to punish you
53:07the retribution i had planned will be far more painful
53:16this is gonna be fun
53:17this is gonna be fun
53:32this is gonna be fun
53:39a
53:49is
53:51We'll go to the next piece.
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