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Rivals - Season 1 Episode 5 Engsub
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00:03Fancy a bite, Rupert?
00:05Oh, that's wrong.
00:08Mr. Campbell Black,
00:10may I interest you in something?
00:13Yes, you can.
00:17I was coming to find you.
00:19It was me thinking you were going to grandmother's house.
00:22My grandmother lives in Ireland.
00:25Um, I had some leftovers from a job I did.
00:28It's a spare jam roly-poly.
00:29Can I interest you in a bite?
00:31A bit of it.
00:34I'll have one.
00:35Hi, Baz. I made it with rhubarb.
00:38Yeah.
00:43Oh, my God.
00:45You're such excellent. You not having any?
00:48No, I'm fine.
00:49Shall we head back?
00:52Okay, then.
00:54Bye, darling.
00:55Bye. Delicious.
00:58Well, someone's got a huge schoolgirl crush.
01:00Don't be ridiculous.
01:02She's just being thoughtful.
01:03I was talking about you.
01:06Roly-poly.
01:07You lucky bugger.
01:08Not lucky at all.
01:10I promised Declan I wouldn't go anywhere near her.
01:13Well, I'm glad to see you kept your promise.
01:14Ah!
01:30Oh, I know…
02:09Rego
02:11And now, our TV Pick of the Week.
02:14Declan O'Hara has been dominating the front pages,
02:17pictured visiting 10 Downing Street
02:19with Minister for Sport Rupert Campbell Black.
02:22This week, Mrs Thatcher returns the invitation,
02:24putting herself in the hot seat for a good O'Hara grilling.
02:28As Declan's star rises even higher at Caridium than it did at the BBC,
02:33we're asking ourselves,
02:34is this the most powerful man in television?
02:40Nothing ever lasts forever
02:45Everybody wants to move
02:54Mr O'Hara.
02:57Enid Spink.
02:58Big fan.
03:00I'll be watching Thursday.
03:02Give that milk snatcher a run for her money.
03:04I won't let her off easily.
03:06You have my word.
03:07Dame Enid, can I take you through to Studio Two?
03:10We can't keep Mr Verica waiting.
03:16Now, James, we have a real treat today, don't we?
03:19Yes, Sarah.
03:20One of England's leading contemporary composers
03:22and she is a Rutger resident.
03:25So, let's have a warm Cotswolds Roundup welcome
03:28for our special guest, Dame Edna Spink.
03:48Well, now, that was quite an entrance, Dame Edna.
03:50May I call you Edna?
03:52As long as you're not going to ask me to put on a lilac wig
03:54and stuff my bra with Luro.
03:58Apologies, Dame Enid.
04:00You really are a dumb blonde, aren't you, dear?
04:04Well, thank you very much.
04:09So, Judge's desk here, smashing view of the girls in their swimwear.
04:14Oh, beauty contest.
04:15You are not the only show I'm producing.
04:18Miss Carinium is exactly what the IBA wants to see us join.
04:21Good, regional, wholesome fun.
04:24It was Daisy's brainchild.
04:25Daisy has a brain.
04:27Who knew?
04:30I'm Declan.
04:31Yeah?
04:32Did you get me an autograph?
04:35Mrs Thatcher?
04:37I'm so sorry, Daisy.
04:39I completely forgot.
04:40I'll get her when she comes in, OK?
04:41OK, so, how was the meeting?
04:42You and Rupert looked pretty cosy in those photos.
04:45Was Thatcher friendly?
04:46Oh, define friendly.
04:47Two boxers circling each other before the big fight.
05:01Thatcher?
05:04She's my Wembley Stadium.
05:07Do you think I should save Northern Ireland for part two
05:10after the Sunday shopping bill?
05:12This matters a lot to you.
05:14I have wanted to interview her
05:16ever since she handbagged away into number 10,
05:20but the BBC would never let me at her.
05:22Show everyone who she really is.
05:23Whatever she's doing, people want more of it.
05:26She is selling the state off to the highest bidder.
05:29No, she has turned this country
05:31into a land of haves and have-nots, Cameron.
05:33And you're one of the haves?
05:35Yeah, well, I mean...
05:37It wasn't always.
05:38Declan, sorry to just stop.
05:40Lord B wants you in his office right now.
05:42Pardon me, Joyce.
05:43A friend at Westminster slipped me something.
05:46You're not going to believe it.
05:47It's a draft of a white paper.
05:51This is embargo, right?
05:53Declan.
05:53Yeah, sorry, Joyce.
05:54Um, tell Tony I'll catch up with them later, all right?
06:01A local authority shall not promote the teaching
06:04in any maintained school
06:06of the acceptability of homosexuality
06:09as a pretended family relationship.
06:11I mean, it's inhumane.
06:13This is going to make gay people's lives harder
06:14than we already are.
06:16Having a tea party.
06:18Inside track and a new government policy.
06:20Fascinating reading.
06:22What do you need?
06:23The PM's office has faxed a list of questions
06:25they want you to ask.
06:33How do you manage to balance motherhood
06:35and your demanding job?
06:38Do you miss Wilberforce the cat
06:41now that he's retired?
06:42Is this a joke?
06:43Well, if you don't agree,
06:44she won't do the interview.
06:45Just tell them we agree,
06:46and then when I get around the show,
06:47I can ask me own questions.
06:48You don't care that screwing the government
06:50might risk the franchise.
06:51I care that conceding to this shite
06:54risks my reputation.
06:56Our reputation!
06:58Tony, he's right.
06:59Once we're live,
07:00she can hardly walk off set, can she?
07:02You promised me editorial freedom, Tony.
07:06I'll ask what I want.
07:07This is my interview.
07:08This is my company.
07:09And I don't ask questions about fucking cats.
07:28Get James Barracall up here now.
07:36Tony.
07:40It said Edna on the cue cards.
07:42If anyone's head needs to roll here,
07:43it's Deirdre's.
07:44Sit down.
08:03Nothing's gonna stop us.
08:06Nothing's gonna stop us.
08:15No hard feelings.
08:20The hard that I'm born to do
08:25is to hold you forever,
08:28never and ever.
08:33The Prime Minister.
08:35Declan is yesterday's news.
08:37I feel honoured sharing that sofa with you.
08:39Well, after my Thatcher interview,
08:40there is a very good chance
08:42you'll be on that sofa alone.
08:43I won't be able to film a tea-time show
08:46when I've got the prime-time slot.
08:49Would you think I'm good enough to fly solo?
08:52Paul never even watches our show.
08:55Does, um...
08:55Does Lizzie?
08:56Oh, Lizzie.
08:57No, she's always too busy writing.
08:59I don't know why she bothers.
09:00Just get rejected like the last one.
09:03Well, if I were your wife,
09:04I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off you for a second.
09:17What the fuck are you playing at?
09:20No one wants to see Vericure interview the Prime Minister?
09:23Oh, better than watching you interview an empty chair
09:25not to get your friend Rupert back from another Lutton.
09:28Oh, okay.
09:30This is because I didn't eviscerate Rupert
09:32for you like you wanted.
09:33No.
09:33It's because you won't do what you're bloody well told.
09:37I bring 20 million viewers to your station each week.
09:42If you don't like the way I work,
09:44then I quit.
09:45You might own Carinium, Tony.
09:48But you don't own me.
09:52As it happens, I sort of do.
09:56Firstly, there's that tax bit I collect for you.
09:59Secondly, well,
10:02I was warned you were hard to control.
10:03Luckily, I got a little insurance policy.
10:14Patrick's godfather, I gather,
10:15got rather close to Maud last year, didn't he?
10:19Your wife certainly likes a man with a moustache.
10:25You have no idea.
10:29Maud and I don't have secrets.
10:30All right.
10:33But I wonder how happy young Taggy's gonna be
10:35when she sees her mother's naked ass
10:37across the centerfold of the Scorpion.
10:48Be sure to cancel any plans you have for Friday night.
10:51Your 20 million viewers will be watching you
10:53judge a cutie contest.
11:03Bingo.
11:22You're home early.
11:23I've taken the week off.
11:26I can finally fix the roof.
11:28And more with the alarm.
11:30Whoa, so what about Mrs. Thatcher?
11:33Tony's giving up to Verica.
11:34Why?
11:35What did you do?
11:36I didn't do anything.
11:37Well, I'm surprised you didn't resign on the spot then.
11:39I would have.
11:40But as it turns out,
11:42I couldn't.
11:47What does that mean?
11:52Oh.
11:54Oh.
11:56Oh.
12:01Prime Minister.
12:03Yes, Mr. Verica?
12:04How is it you managed to be the perfect woman,
12:08balancing motherhood and our country with such effortless grace?
12:12Well,
12:13well,
12:14any woman
12:14who understands the problems
12:16of running a home
12:18will be nearer
12:19to understanding
12:21the difficulties
12:23of running a country.
12:25And next,
12:26the one about her relationship with Reagan?
12:27No,
12:27I'd go for something more personal
12:29while you have her in a soft mood.
12:31You might be right.
12:33This is fun, isn't it?
12:34Mm-hmm.
12:35Mm-hmm.
12:44How do the men in your cabinet
12:46respond to your authority,
12:47Prime Minister?
12:49Well,
12:49Mr. Verica,
12:50or can I call you James?
12:52Oh.
12:53The way I see it,
12:55being powerful,
12:57is like being a lady.
13:00If you have to tell people you are,
13:05then you aren't.
13:06What are you doing?
13:10Just try and have a bit of fun.
13:12Please don't.
13:13Okay.
13:13You're not 26 anymore.
13:15No.
13:16Um,
13:18right.
13:22The train now rises on lap 14.
13:24It's the 836th development of Farrington.
13:32Let his nipples harden with desire
13:34as Ferdy led her through the kitchen.
13:36And in the darkness of the scullery,
13:38he lifted her red taffeta skirt,
13:40his fingers sought out the ladder
13:43in her tights.
13:44I love a ladder,
13:46Ferdy whispered gruffly,
13:48stairway to heaven and all that.
13:51Letty gasped urgently
13:52as he lingered on the soft,
13:55fleshy openings in the nylon.
13:58Step by step,
13:59he climbed his way up her inner thigh
14:01until he could feel
14:02the biblical heat
14:04of her burning bush.
14:08You're a genius.
14:10It's going to be a smash hit.
14:14Darling,
14:16we both know
14:17this isn't Jane's.
14:20You simply have to be playing away.
14:22Oh, I've been far too busy writing, Carol.
14:25You know what they say,
14:26keep the drama on the page.
14:28Never heard such nonsense.
14:30Now tell me this man of yours,
14:33our hero,
14:34is simply too good
14:35not to be true.
14:47Freddie James!
14:48What are you doing here?
14:50Long, hard day at the coalface.
14:52I saw you running down the platform.
14:54Oh, lunch round on.
14:55I was plied with champagne
14:56and completely lost track of time.
14:59Gentleman buying you champagne,
15:00no less than you deserve.
15:02Today was good.
15:03I was actually celebrating
15:04with my agent.
15:05She loved the first three chapters
15:07of my book.
15:09Well,
15:10why don't we continue
15:11the celebration
15:11in first class?
15:13I only have a second class ticket.
15:14If the conductor comes,
15:16I'll pay the difference.
15:18Come on.
15:30I can't imagine
15:30how clever you got to be
15:31to write a book.
15:32I don't think
15:33I could have done
15:34any of it
15:34without your incredible
15:35requirements.
15:38I mean,
15:39your word processor.
15:46Ah.
15:48No.
15:49No,
15:49Valerie will kill me.
15:50She's got me
15:51on the scars now diet.
15:52I've only had
15:52two boiled eggs today.
15:54Well,
15:54then you must eat.
15:56Is it fruitcake?
15:57I made it.
15:58Kiss it.
15:59Personally,
16:00I find diets
16:00have the opposite effect.
16:02They'll just make me fatter.
16:04Oh,
16:05wow.
16:06Tickets,
16:06please.
16:06Ladies and gents.
16:07Have your tickets ready.
16:08Looks like we're not
16:09going to get away
16:09a bit after all.
16:10No, you don't.
16:11Complete waste of money.
16:12Come on.
16:13We're nearly out of stock.
16:17Look at it.
16:21A bit of a tight squeeze.
16:22Maybe the show
16:23has been on the scars
16:24don't die.
16:28Perhaps I should have
16:29just paid.
16:30Absolutely not.
16:32I miss all the fun.
16:36Next stop,
16:37Conchester.
16:38We're shortly arriving
16:39at Conchester Station.
16:40Please.
16:45Thank you
16:46for saving me
16:47£2.50.
16:48Thank you
16:48for saving me
16:49from falling asleep
16:50and waking up
16:51and waking up
16:51to get some glass
16:51there.
16:55My trapdoors.
16:57Oh,
16:58I love them.
16:59Oh,
16:59God.
17:00God.
17:05Oh.
17:06Freddy.
17:07Oh.
17:14Oh.
17:16Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:17Oh.
17:18Oh.
17:20Oh.
17:36Keep you busy, Charles.
17:37Good morning, Tony.
17:39Morning, girls.
17:48Excited to meet the Iron Lady?
17:52You should be.
17:53She's the only woman I've ever met as a tougher bitch than you.
17:56I hope you're not still sulking.
17:58The country wants to see Thatcher locking horns with Declan,
18:01not that dipshit James Veraker.
18:03This is self-sabotage, Tony.
18:04Call Declan.
18:05He could be here in half an hour.
18:06Forget Declan.
18:07I've got somebody to cheer you up.
18:10Cuatro hombres agricolas has been nominated for an award.
18:16Four men went to mow.
18:17You're going to need to brush up on your Spanish.
18:18If you're going to go to Malo your next month to collect it.
18:21An award?
18:22We're big in Spain, apparently.
18:26Let's say we go together.
18:28Stay in a hotel.
18:29Walk the red carpet.
18:31Just the two of us.
18:40Call Declan.
18:42Oh.
19:01All right, everyone.
19:02Two blue Tory smiles, please.
19:05Where's the photographer?
19:07Come on, come on.
19:08Up front.
19:09Right there.
19:10Grab the shot as soon as she stepped out of the car, yes?
19:12Nice big one for the office wall.
19:18What's that?
19:18She's Jude, right?
19:19Yes, she's Jude.
19:20She's Link.
19:21That's all right.
19:27Come on, you lot.
19:28We're making history here.
19:30Come on, imagine it's George Riker.
19:41And now for a very special episode of Declan featuring none other than our Prime Minister,
19:47Mrs. Thatcher.
19:50Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage tonight's guest presenter, James Merringer.
19:59Stop it, you're too fine.
20:01I know what you're thinking.
20:02When did Declan become so handsome?
20:07What's the ingredients for bolognese?
20:10Thought it might tempt Daddy out of his study.
20:12He's watching the interview.
20:17Mummy, you should have stopped him.
20:18Long time since I've had any influence.
20:21Don't cook for me.
20:23Not hungry.
20:39Yes?
20:40Malhar, darling.
20:41Did I disturb you?
20:42Oh, everything about you disturbs me, Mrs. O'Hara.
20:48I can't bear it any longer.
20:50I need to see you.
20:59What's wrong with your father?
21:01They're saying he's ill.
21:03Where is he?
21:05Declan?
21:07Declan?
21:08Declan?
21:19People are saying you're ill.
21:21You don't look ill, just paralytic.
21:23Fuck off, Rupert.
21:25The PM knew you'd never show her caring side, so she dodged the fight.
21:29She knows what she's doing.
21:30And now, thanks to James Berrecher, we all know a Dennis Guffer's birthday.
21:35And that she swapped recipes with Nancy Reagan.
21:38Tony should have let me have a room for her.
21:40You mean the poor?
21:40God, give us that.
21:41No, no, no, no.
21:42Stop it.
21:43Stop it.
21:43Stop it.
21:45Come on.
21:47Up you again, big boy.
21:51Sorry, Tig.
22:00He'll have one hell of a hangover in the morning.
22:03He has one every morning now.
22:07Mummy's given up, so it's all me.
22:11I don't know how men work.
22:13It's people.
22:15I don't understand them.
22:17And I help them.
22:21Could you...
22:22Yeah.
22:23I'll be here first thing.
22:25We'll bring him round, don't worry.
22:30Your supper's gone cold.
22:33I can heat it up.
22:34There's more if you want to stay.
22:40See you in the morning.
22:51Fredy's hands roamed over Letty's back and hips,
22:55gripping her tightly as he drove her to the edge of pleasure.
22:58Finally, with a cry of release,
23:00they both came together,
23:02their bodies convulsing with the force of their shared orgasm.
23:05Freddy!
23:06Good morning.
23:07Well, today and every day this week,
23:09we're going to be in the studio.
23:10Fred Fred!
23:10And I'm going to be...
23:12Fred Fred!
23:13Shit!
23:16What on earth is going on?
23:17The Queen Goddess is waiting!
23:21Were you looking at pornography?
23:22I swear in my life I was not.
23:24It's you.
23:25Look sexy in that.
23:26Honestly, Fredy.
23:28Time and a place.
23:29And now we've missed our chance to go for the burn.
23:39I swear in my life I was not.
24:01Freddie!
24:03I wanted to bring this back.
24:05That was so kind of you.
24:09You look like Superman.
24:11Running after the train.
24:18I'm sorry, I, er...
24:22I wondered if you might agree to come to lunch with me.
24:25I mean, not now.
24:28Not in my dressing gown.
24:29Yeah.
24:32I was thinking maybe the black horse in Bisley.
24:35You know, it's very, er...
24:37Discreet.
24:38Exactly.
24:42I can't tell you how many times in the last few weeks
24:45I've hoped you'd ask me a question like this.
24:49Now you're here.
24:54I realise that I can't.
24:57I'm so sorry, Freddie.
25:00I...
25:01I'm married.
25:05Thank you, though.
25:07For asking.
25:09And for the manuscript.
25:12I hope you don't mind.
25:15I read your chapters.
25:17Oh.
25:17I know.
25:20They were brilliant.
25:23And sexy.
25:27Like you.
25:47Mummy, where are you?
25:50Mummy!
25:55Mummy!
25:56Coming.
26:07There she is.
26:08Taggy!
26:09Oh, my God, Caitlin.
26:10Have you been expelled?
26:11I've got an ex here.
26:12Yeah.
26:13I'm used to Mummy and Daddy forgetting about me, but not you, Tag.
26:16Called her hitchhiking from Clodchester Station.
26:18I'm so sorry.
26:19Are you okay?
26:20Your father where I left him?
26:22Yeah.
26:23I'm taking him out.
26:26Declan!
26:27I'm going to lunch.
26:28And I want your opinion on a horse.
26:31Is Mummy still in bed, too?
26:32Are you?
26:33No.
26:33She left before I got up.
26:37Janey!
26:39Janey!
26:41Janey!
26:41Janey!
26:43I think you're just here.
26:46Thank you for change, huh?
26:59It's not like you to be early.
27:02I've missed you.
27:07Oh, it's very tempting.
27:09But I actually have something else in mind.
27:21Henry Hampshire spotted him the other day.
27:25Alan doesn't realize how good his bloodline is.
27:27His grandsire was a marvel.
27:30Look how long the legs are.
27:32Is that what you look for?
27:34This age one, I'm still a bit gangly.
27:37Awkward.
27:37Bit of an ugly gelding, but you can see the swan he'll grow into.
27:42Sometimes you can just tell by the eyes.
27:48Well, to be said for a pair of kind, honest eyes...
27:54What's his name?
27:56Mmm...
27:56Ventura?
27:57Hmm.
28:00Yeah.
28:00So, Alan?
28:02Oh, take him off your hands.
28:03See what I can do with him.
28:04Should we say two and a half?
28:05Sorry, Mr. Campbell Blatt.
28:07I've just had an offer I can't afford to refuse.
28:09What the fuck?
28:11Freddie!
28:11Sorry, Root.
28:12Didn't know it was you.
28:14Hampshire tipped me off.
28:15He was going on the low side.
28:16I don't like doing things on the cheap, so I've offered him five grand.
28:19What?
28:20I've always wanted a racehorse.
28:25Unless you fancy a syndicate.
28:32That Valerie was fuming.
28:35You know she thinks you're a very bad man.
28:38Is she a good judge of character?
28:40She's had practice.
28:41She's been judging my character since we were 15.
28:4315?
28:44Yeah, she's a good girl.
28:45She's stuck by me for a thick and thin.
28:46You know, I've never even had another girlfriend.
28:56Still, do you two lads make an odd couple?
29:00How did you become so friendly?
29:02Well, we met just after I moved down here,
29:04and then we got chatting after a few months,
29:06and it turns out we're allergic to the same thing.
29:11Bullshit.
29:12Buddingham!
29:13Let's not waste time on that bastard.
29:15Let's drink to the horse that brought us together today.
29:20Er...
29:21Ventura.
29:23Ventura!
29:40Ventura!
29:41Well, I got it from Littlewoods.
29:45I didn't know you were a contestant.
29:47Good, everyone.
29:47Ready for the final rehearsal?
29:50Cameron.
29:51Cameron.
29:52Reverend Penny's car hasn't arrived,
29:53and Rotshire cabs can't get to him for at least an hour.
29:56What?
29:57Penny is our most important judge.
29:58We need him here now.
29:59I could get him.
30:02I had a car.
30:03Take mine.
30:05Hi.
30:06Hello.
30:06Hi, everyone.
30:07Hello.
30:08Hello, ladies.
30:10Looking forward to getting to know you all.
30:11Can I show you my special talent?
30:14Er...quite.
30:14I loved your interview with Mrs. Thatcher.
30:17So...
30:17Karen.
30:18Thank you so much, Miss...
30:21Bisley.
30:26Introductions.
30:27Introduce the judges.
30:28Wesley.
30:29Emerson.
30:29Wesley.
30:30Emerson.
30:30Reverend.
30:31Penny.
30:32Penny, penny, penny.
30:33Penny for your thoughts.
30:34Spend a penny.
30:36Penny, penny, penny, penny.
30:37Good Lord, Sarah.
30:38Bloody hell.
30:38I'm so thrilled to be one of the final six contestants.
30:42Do you think there's a chance I might take home the crown tonight?
30:51Well, Miss Cotterster, that depends on your...special talent.
30:59Doesn't it?
31:03Oh, yes, Sarah.
31:04Oh, oh, oh.
31:05Naughty, Sarah.
31:06Yes.
31:06Oh, Sarah.
31:07Oh, yes!
31:09Don't leave me this way.
31:13Don't understand.
31:15I'm at your command.
31:18Oh, baby, please.
31:20Oh, don't leave me this way.
31:23Oh, baby!
31:28What can I do?
31:29I can't leave.
31:30Leave him.
31:31He's not worth it.
31:32If I didn't have a truly gargantuan mortgage...
31:37Fuck that mortgage!
31:39I would tell him where to stick his beauty contest.
31:42Jesus, what time is it?
31:44It's just gone five.
31:45What?
31:46I'm supposed to be judging miss.
31:59I'm supposed to be judging Miss Carineum.
32:15Pop please girls.
32:16Cue playback.
32:18And five, six, seven, eight.
32:21Smiling.
32:25Someone's on the rock here.
32:28Sir, it's very lovely but we're already late.
32:32I should go.
32:34What did you say her name was dear?
32:36Daisy, sir.
32:37Daisy.
32:39Great.
32:40Come down by the river.
32:42Take down the land for girls.
32:43Say little big smiles.
32:44Say little big smiles.
32:45I'll be right down by the river.
32:45Come and find her and walk with me.
32:48Beautiful.
32:49Yes.
32:49Don't kill me.
32:50Yes.
32:52Andy Hopkins thought that spring was rejoicing in life's juices.
32:58What do you think, Daisy?
33:00Well, I think that...
33:02No!
33:08Come and get a load of rain.
33:10Yes, lady.
33:12Please!
33:13Stop!
33:15No!
33:17No!
33:19No!
33:23No!
33:30No!
33:32Yes!
33:33No!
33:37Hold it there.
33:39Hello.
33:41Whose idea was the big number?
33:45Daisy, it's not half bad.
33:46Well done, Daisy.
33:52Come on, girl, we're late.
34:06I mean, that golden duck at the Oval.
34:10Oh, look at that in his trip.
34:11Oh, yeah, too, guy.
34:12I had a chance to make me same color as James Berger.
34:15Welcome to the Cotswolds.
34:17I'll send you a little bit of that translucent powder
34:19is probably best.
34:21Cameron Cook, controller of programs.
34:24Starter from the Yanks.
34:25Most talented woman I've ever met.
34:26I don't doubt it.
34:27Make sure Wesley gets star treatment.
34:29He is one of my all-time cricketing heroes.
34:31This way, you're an ace.
34:33Ah, Reverend.
34:34So glad you made it.
34:35Trust my staff have taken good care of you.
34:37Oh, indeed they have, Tony.
34:39And from what I've seen so far,
34:41the franchise is safe.
34:42Oh, so pleased to have your support, Fergus.
34:45Now, I've got to get a show on the road.
34:46Drinks on me afterwards, yes?
34:47Oh, good.
34:52What a nice idea.
34:58Okay, come on.
34:59Come on.
35:04There you go.
35:09Who did this to you?
35:11You have to tell me who it was.
35:14Silence only protects the monster who did this.
35:16I promise you,
35:18I will make them pay.
35:25If you don't report him, dear,
35:28what about all the other innocent girls
35:30he might pray on next?
35:36I offered to drive to help with your bid.
35:41Please don't be cross with me.
35:43You've done nothing wrong.
35:44No one's going to be angry with you.
35:57It was the reverend Penny.
36:14You said you didn't lead him on.
36:20You're such a friendly girl.
36:47You know reverend Penny's very important to us, don't you?
36:55I know you're a team player.
36:59Valued member of the Carinian family.
37:03So,
37:06best we get this whole thing ever happened, don't you think?
37:15That's a good girl.
37:17You're going to go far here.
37:18I'm sure Miss Madden will help.
37:23Tally yourself up.
37:25Good girl.
37:29Sorry, it's a wardrobe ad.
37:34All this talk of equal rights.
37:37Nothing really changes.
37:39One rule for them,
37:41one for us.
37:44Did I spoil everything for the bid?
37:48Not at all.
37:50He'll get off scot-free.
37:52He won't think he's done nothing wrong.
37:59This terrible thing, which has happened to you, is your secret.
38:05It's also your weapon.
38:07Use it to get what you want from them.
38:10Do you hear me?
38:12Don't be sad.
38:13Be angry.
38:15You'll serve you better, dear.
38:26You can lead a horse to water, Seb.
38:29Declan.
38:33Daisy.
38:34Nice dress.
38:38Daisy.
38:39Daisy, what's wrong?
38:41What's happening, Joyce?
38:49From the Welsh borders to the dreaming spires of Oxford, from Southampton to Stratford-upon-Avon, live from Rochester, this
38:57is Miss Carinia.
38:59And here are your hosts, James Berger and Sarah Stratton.
39:05All right, here we go. Showtime.
39:09Caitlin, it's starting!
39:11Thank you, James. Thank you.
39:13Got popcorn.
39:14The jewelry of jewels we have here tonight, Sarah. And I don't just mean the tiaras.
39:18The girls waiting backstage this evening are gems, are they not?
39:21They certainly are, James.
39:22Two minutes left of intro.
39:24Especially being a bit of a sparkler myself.
39:28Standby audience, got to a zone three.
39:30You're an absolute Bobby Dazzler.
39:32Your husband is a very lucky man.
39:34Sarah's looking sensational, I think.
39:37Or mine, of course.
39:38Only because she's already been everyone else's.
39:40I don't think will she become an ambassador for our region, but she will also win a screen test to
39:44become our new tea time weather girl.
39:47Standby judge has got toys on, too.
39:49But before we meet our contestants, let's meet our judging panel.
39:52First up, it's demon bowler and local cricketing hero, Wesley Emerson.
40:00And then, of course, there's Carinium's very own Declan O'Hara.
40:08Back in the saddle today after his brief indisposition earlier in the week.
40:12And here to ensure we're all behaving ourselves, ex-preventory from the Church of England, Reverend Fergus Penny.
40:23Please give a big round of applause for our judging panel.
40:33Miss Chipping Sodbury is 21 years old.
40:36She's training to be a driving instructor.
40:38She looks so pretty.
40:40But in her spare time, enjoys breeding miniature poodles.
40:42Oh, to be a creature in Miss Chipping Sodbury's care.
40:45Last Friday, we danced against Rugbra, and one lot of boys took some fifth formers up in the garage roof.
40:49And they were smoking and drinking and telling the teachers to fuck off.
40:54Oh, and the gym mistress found three condoms in the rhododendrons.
40:57That's nice.
41:02But, Rupert's nicer, eh?
41:05Shut up.
41:07Three, three, hold the two short.
41:10Four, take the close-ups.
41:12It's coming really well.
41:15It's turning her way into a heart.
41:18Come on, check your body, baby, do the conga.
41:20You can take the drizzle.
41:21Any longer feel the rhythm.
41:23Mother music getting stronger.
41:24Don't you find it, do you try to do the conga.
41:31Isn't she good?
41:32I have not.
41:34Come on, check your body, baby, do the conga.
41:36I know you can't get the drizzle.
41:37Any longer feel the rhythm.
41:38Mother music getting stronger.
41:40Don't you find it, do you try to do the conga.
41:42Do you know the conga.
41:48Miss Wooten Under Edge is a fabulous five foot seven inches tall.
41:54And is a full 33, 25, 36.
42:05Now, judges, Miss Wooten stands at an elegant five foot four.
42:10Her measurements are 36, 24, 36.
42:13Some might describe her as perfection itself.
42:26Reverend Penny, are you looking for perfection tonight?
42:29Oh, well, perfection is not my concern.
42:32The qualities that I'm looking for in the inaugural Miss Carinium
42:35consists of a healthy body and sound morals.
42:42You filthy, hypocritical old kiss.
42:47Oh!
42:50What the fuck is he doing?
42:52Cut the feed.
42:53Cut the feed.
42:54Oh, Jesus.
42:56Jesus, H. Christ, I only left the house for a minute.
42:59What just happened?
43:00Oh, my God, Mommy.
43:08We'll get what's coming, dear.
43:15Did you answer the phone?
43:16He's ruined everything.
43:18Answer the phone.
43:21Do it!
43:42You let that religious fraud get away with raping one of your employees.
43:48And then you parade all those young girls in front of him like a fucking menu.
43:56I am out of this cesspit for good.
44:01You flouted my authority at every opportunity,
44:04but I'm not sure we can let you go just yet.
44:08Don't touch me!
44:11How does it feel, Tony?
44:13Huh?
44:14How does it feel to be weak and helpless?
44:18I'll have you locked up for GBH.
44:19I'll be freer inside than ever will be working for you.
44:26Fuck you.
44:28I quit.
44:32Oh, it's so melodramatic.
44:33You missed your calling.
44:35Well, enjoy the morning papers.
44:37You should probably let Maud know she's going to be a star again.
44:43I don't wait for the moment.
44:48Oh, my baby.
44:50Oh, my baby.
44:53Oh, my baby.
44:55Oh, my baby.
44:57Oh, my baby.
45:00Oh, my baby.
45:01Bloody hell.
45:03I'd hate to see what he does with a driver.
45:06Oh, my baby.
45:14Are you okay?
45:19Can I give you a lift somewhere?
45:23You should call the police, Daisy.
45:27Report that sick bastard.
45:32She told you.
45:38And that's why you hit him.
45:42I didn't need your help, Declan.
45:46I'm sorry, Daisy.
45:48I just...
45:55Daisy.
45:58Why couldn't you have kept your mouth shut?
46:11Just quit my job.
46:13Get in the car, lads.
46:15Let's get rat-assed.
46:21As I say, Declan O'Hara will be strongly dealt with in the coming days.
46:25Very publicly, too.
46:26Good.
46:28Whilst I don't hold with vengeance, there's no place for violence and vulgarity on our screens.
46:34No.
46:34No.
46:34You have my word, Fergus.
46:38Deirdre!
46:39Deirdre.
46:40Deirdre.
46:40Please make sure the Reverend Penny gets home safely.
46:43Yes, Lord Buddingham.
46:45Order a minicamp, Deirdre.
46:49Bye, Fergus.
46:51Bye, Tony.
46:59I'll get the glaziers in.
47:02Have this delivered to B.D. Johnson at the Scorpion from an anonymous source.
47:11Miss Madden!
47:14Joyce!
47:17Has anyone been in my office?
47:18Not to my knowledge.
47:22Fuck!
47:32Is he dead?
47:33He will be when Mummy's done with him.
47:48Oh, fuck.
48:12I don't want to be that woman who's waiting for her husband to come home.
48:17It's...
48:19It's not me.
48:26We need to go back to work.
48:27Well, that's good, because I resigned last night.
48:31It'll be easier for you if we go back to London.
48:40I saw Mallory.
48:43I...
48:43I asked him if I could audition for his new show.
48:49I mean, there's nothing in it for me.
48:51I'm too old.
48:54I'm sorry, love.
48:57You should have told me.
49:00What happened to us?
49:06We...
49:07fix it?
49:21Who the fuck is that?
49:34Is Tony trying to hound me into the grave?
49:36He doesn't know I'm here.
49:38I shouldn't have told you about Daisy.
49:40Ah.
49:42They'd probably have hit the old pervert anyway.
49:52Sometimes Lord Battingham needs a bit of help
49:54to steer the right course.
50:07Gertrude!
50:10Gertrude!
50:10Oh, come back!
50:13Gertrude!
50:20You all right?
50:23Can I walk with you?
50:24No, you can't.
50:25I asked for your help,
50:26and you got him drunk
50:27and let him implode on live television.
50:29He's a grown man, Taggy.
50:30God, we are in so much debt.
50:31We can't afford the mortgage without Daddy working.
50:34Mummy's already packing.
50:35What are you talking about?
50:38This is the only place I have ever loved.
50:41And now we have to leave.
50:43It's Declan and O'Hara.
50:45Now find another job.
50:48Not here.
50:50Gertrude, come on.
50:56You know, I could have told you, you and Declan were never going to work out.
51:00Neither of you could bear not being Big Dog.
51:03So am I Big Dog now?
51:04You're the last dog standing.
51:07So what do we do now?
51:10We have to put something out there.
51:13Oh, no, an apology.
51:14Oh, God, no.
51:16He's the one who threw all the punches.
51:18It's not your fault he can't handle provocation.
51:24And of course,
51:26he's also the one with the drinking problem.
51:32Very good.
51:34Mm-hmm.
51:37Declan O'Hara tendered his resignation last night,
51:40and we regretfully accepted.
51:42We have every concern for the well-being of all our staff,
51:46but Carinium Television cannot tolerate violence,
51:50particularly towards a vulnerable and senior guest in our building.
51:55We send Declan our best wishes and support
51:58as he seeks help for his outgoing...
52:00Turn it off.
52:01...and mental disturbance.
52:06Where is he?
52:08There!
52:21Now, it's so grim.
52:22Federico and I have a brilliant new plan.
52:24No offense, but I'll give it a miss.
52:26One afternoon with you lads.
52:27Nearly finished me off.
52:28Yeah, we're going back to London.
52:30Sorry, Maud.
52:30We can't let you.
52:31It's business.
52:32Can't let a hot property go to waste.
52:33We're starting a production company,
52:35and you're going to run it.
52:37Partnership.
52:39We're going to work together.
52:40It'll be fun.
52:41We trust you on the creative stuff.
52:44Sorry, lads, but I can't.
52:45Why not?
52:47You'll be your own master.
52:48But you want it.
52:51Because I think we should pitch for the franchise.
52:56But that'd mean the mother of all takeovers.
53:01Drive Tony Battingham out of town once and for all.
53:05I think we've got it in us.
53:07Don't you?
53:18I think we should pitch for the franchise.
53:23Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:38oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
53:41oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
53:57To be continued...
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