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00:00:05Previously on the Tournament of All-Stars, bracket one competed in the final of their
00:00:11three episodes.
00:00:12Boom!
00:00:13The top two All-Stars of the week are Don and Morgan McMichaels.
00:00:19Ooh.
00:00:21You've each earned two points.
00:00:23This is your last chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.
00:00:32Don, congratulations.
00:00:35You're a winner, baby.
00:00:36Oh, my God.
00:00:38Bottom four.
00:00:40It's time for you to give your MVQ point to the All-Star you believe is the most valuable
00:00:46queen of the week.
00:00:48Choose wisely, because your MVQ point could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.
00:00:57Don, with eight points, you are advancing to the semifinals.
00:01:02Condragulation.
00:01:03What the fuck?
00:01:05Morgan, Akeria, you're tied for second place.
00:01:10I've made my decision.
00:01:15Akeria, you are moving on to the semifinals.
00:01:19Condragulation.
00:01:22Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique.
00:01:26At the end of bracket number three, Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens to
00:01:33be entered into the wild card lottery.
00:01:36The one All-Star chosen will join the competition starting in the semifinals, with a chance to
00:01:43win the grand prize of $200,000.
00:01:48Sick, Nick.
00:01:49That's crazy.
00:01:50Oh, I'm in a bucket semifinals.
00:01:53Ready for you.
00:01:54Bracket two, bracket three, semifinals.
00:01:57Let's go.
00:01:58Mwah.
00:02:06Hi, I'm Rusty Charles.
00:02:09And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.
00:02:10Welcome to the Gaytona 500, the next big race in the Tournament of All-Stars.
00:02:17It's bracket number two, and these queens are coming in red hot.
00:02:22From bracket number two, pulling up to the starting line.
00:02:27Up first, in pole position, Crystal Method.
00:02:31She came to us fresh from confession.
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:34Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?
00:02:37It's Crystal Method from season 12.
00:02:42Look at that elder barge hairdo.
00:02:45Business in the front and party in the back.
00:02:49On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts, glitter all over the place.
00:02:55You're fucking fascinating.
00:02:58What in the fuck am I looking at?
00:03:01A little bit of humor and a little bit of mess.
00:03:05I just really wanted to let you all know how silly and crazy I am.
00:03:09Oh, we know.
00:03:11But I was still someone really coming into their own.
00:03:14Your makeup is distracting.
00:03:16You kind of got lost.
00:03:17I want to see who you are.
00:03:18She's hiding behind that mask.
00:03:20And I was holding myself back a little bit.
00:03:23I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to...
00:03:27What got you here in the first place is what you already have.
00:03:31I came to realize that there is no point in second-guessing yourself.
00:03:35The more she reveals of herself, the more we're charmed by her.
00:03:39And it got me far.
00:03:40Crystal, you're moving on to the grand finale.
00:03:44Making it so close on season 12 to The Crown, I think I have a lot to live up to.
00:03:50But I'm ready to showcase how much I've improved.
00:03:53By the looks of that crucifix, she's a real crossdresser.
00:03:57She is.
00:03:57Now I'm more crystallized than ever before.
00:04:01Oh, well, some try method acting, others try crystal method.
00:04:08She's redesigned and ready to roar.
00:04:12Selena S. Titties.
00:04:13The titties are back, honey.
00:04:15Selena S. Titties from season 15, the Emmy Award winning season 15.
00:04:23From the house of S. Titties.
00:04:25I don't fuck around!
00:04:30I'm known for being really loud and energetic.
00:04:33Wild costumes.
00:04:34A lot of ideas.
00:04:35And even though I didn't win, squat my season.
00:04:38I got to top six thanks to my charisma and just my loving personality at the end of the day.
00:04:43Get this baby out of me!
00:04:44It really came down to, I think, the total package as a whole was a little discombobulated.
00:04:48I just think her drag sometimes is questionable.
00:04:51It's just too much.
00:04:52So you're sort of getting lost in it.
00:04:54I realized after the fact, oh, you just want me to refine, simplify, and, like, be a little more cuncy.
00:05:00Yes, Mama Root girl, I got you.
00:05:02All right, baby, the titties are coming!
00:05:05Yes, pull up to her bumper.
00:05:08Which one?
00:05:09On my season, I was a golden boot diva.
00:05:11I finally won something on Drag Race!
00:05:14But I'm giving two toots this season, baby.
00:05:16Imagine the titties in the Hall of Fame.
00:05:18There ain't been no titties in the Hall of Fame like me.
00:05:20Let's go!
00:05:21Check out those golden headlights.
00:05:25She's a classic.
00:05:27It's vivacious.
00:05:29You know me.
00:05:29I'm vivacious from season six.
00:05:31Still turning heads.
00:05:33Break the mold, break the spell.
00:05:35Mother has arrived to give them hell.
00:05:39I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway.
00:05:43Okay.
00:05:43Yes, honey.
00:05:44She represents that really underground club storyline.
00:05:48This is, like, my 21st year doing drag.
00:05:51The last time I was here for season six was 13 years ago.
00:05:55But y'all sure as hell did not forget about me.
00:05:58Mother has arrived.
00:06:00Hornacea.
00:06:01Mother has arrived.
00:06:03We're on the list.
00:06:04Hornacea plus one.
00:06:05Mother has arrived.
00:06:06Mother has arrived.
00:06:11My visage has been all over Drag Race for many years.
00:06:15I am mother, after all.
00:06:18Get into it.
00:06:19I do give her credit for staying true to who she is.
00:06:23That can be a hindrance if you refuse to move beyond that.
00:06:27I got eliminated early on in my season, and I should have been eliminated because what I brought
00:06:31was not up to the high echelon of the show.
00:06:34Sachet away.
00:06:38This time around, I'm still bringing my club kid feel, but we've changed it from club kid
00:06:42to club cunt.
00:06:43I want to show y'all the new vivacious, the new everything, because vivacious is coming back
00:06:49with more confidence than that stiff spray on your mama's wig.
00:06:52Well, if you stay Hornacea, you ain't got to get Hornacea.
00:06:59Up next, the Puerto Rican pussy wagon, April Carrion.
00:07:04Wrecking.
00:07:05Oh, that's that, wrecking.
00:07:06Hola, I'm April Carrion, the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.
00:07:11Baby, I'm back home.
00:07:13Yep.
00:07:17April Carrion got me all wet.
00:07:20You are gorgeous.
00:07:22In season six, I was known for being a little androgynous, a little edgy.
00:07:26You did a really amazing job of taking hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.
00:07:32But it didn't always work.
00:07:34I've never been a fan when drag queens used a man's buzz cut back there.
00:07:39You don't buy it, some yuppie will.
00:07:42The performance was flat.
00:07:45I was new to drag.
00:07:46I only did drag for five years with my drag family, so drag race really was a wake-up call.
00:07:52It's like you have a beard on your forehead.
00:07:54So my time on my season was short.
00:07:58I was in 11th place.
00:07:59Keep calm and carry on.
00:08:02She's on that reefer.
00:08:04It's been a long time since I've been here in the competition.
00:08:07And I've been traveling the world, and now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.
00:08:14Look at that body.
00:08:14Okay, I'm here to show off and to show the girls how it's done.
00:08:19They could never.
00:08:20They could never.
00:08:21Ay que chimba.
00:08:25Up next, Aura Mayari.
00:08:28Aura, may I sleep with danger?
00:08:31Hey everybody, this is Aura Mayari, your Filipina moon goddess from season 15.
00:08:36Watch out, she stings.
00:08:38And I'm ready to take over this competition.
00:08:42This runway looks delicious.
00:08:45I'm known for my very sickening, very fierce, very edgy runways.
00:08:49Your runway was beautiful.
00:08:51I won the girl group challenge.
00:08:52You were fantastic tonight.
00:08:55Oh, she's ready to get wet.
00:08:57I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.
00:08:59And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.
00:09:03I accept it now, I am cringe.
00:09:07No flexing this time.
00:09:08I'm just going to flex my talents.
00:09:10You heard of the Beatles?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.
00:09:15Calling all grannies with them bitches in the air.
00:09:17There's so many talented queens and big personalities during my season.
00:09:21I was like, how am I going to stand out?
00:09:22You dumb bitch.
00:09:24Gather her.
00:09:24I was in like survival mode every day.
00:09:26And it really affected my performances.
00:09:30You didn't pop for me.
00:09:31I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.
00:09:33It just wasn't working.
00:09:34I didn't get to showcase my full potential on season 15.
00:09:38But I've worked a lot on my confidence.
00:09:41And I'm so sure about myself now.
00:09:44That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.
00:09:47My aura is on full blast.
00:09:49And I'm coming for them.
00:09:52Sincer?
00:09:53I don't even know her.
00:09:56And the ultimate in luxury, the reverend doctor, silky nutmeg ganache.
00:10:03Ooh, even cowgirls get the blues.
00:10:06That's right.
00:10:07Bit Silk with the 2% milk is back.
00:10:10Munch lunch, crunch crunch.
00:10:12These girls don't want me or my lunch.
00:10:15I'm just playing.
00:10:19I love me some silky nutmeg ganache.
00:10:23Get these cookies!
00:10:26I was the entertainment of season 11.
00:10:30You better work, bitch!
00:10:32Is this bitch record?
00:10:35I made it all the way to the finale.
00:10:37I was the lip sync guru of all-star sets.
00:10:45I have been the vicious competitor.
00:10:47But I don't have a crown.
00:10:49Oh!
00:10:51When I was on season 11, being the personality was number one for me.
00:10:55You've been getting by on that personality of yours.
00:10:58But I couldn't get over looking at how sloppy she looked.
00:11:01One of the biggest critiques I got was that I wasn't polished.
00:11:04And some people, they said silky suck up all the air out the room.
00:11:09Bitch!
00:11:10Bitch!
00:11:11So our all-star sits.
00:11:13I downplayed silky a lot.
00:11:15Coming back to all-stars, I just feel like kind of second guessing myself.
00:11:18I felt like there was a little spark that was missing that I usually get from you.
00:11:22Thank you, guys.
00:11:24This ain't her first rodeo.
00:11:26Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.
00:11:28Since my seasons, I realized that I acted like the entertainment.
00:11:32And now I'm the entertainer.
00:11:35Being polished is the number one for me.
00:11:37So I'm excited to compete as a fully realized silky.
00:11:41Serving Texas tea.
00:11:43Baby, the elevation is here.
00:11:45I am the big fried catfish platter with potato salad and light bread, honey.
00:11:50Get on my level.
00:11:51What?
00:11:52Get on my level.
00:11:53What?
00:11:53The Reverend Doctor will see you now.
00:11:58Welcome home, racers.
00:12:00Hola.
00:12:01Tournament of all-stars rules are now in full effect.
00:12:05In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.
00:12:11Okay.
00:12:12Instead, you'll be competing for points.
00:12:15However, to kick this season into overdrive, only the top two queens with the most points from this bracket will
00:12:24advance to the semifinals.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27Gaggy.
00:12:28Where they will face off with the top two all-stars from the other brackets.
00:12:34Okay.
00:12:35Okay.
00:12:35That's crazy.
00:12:37That's crazy.
00:12:39Why?
00:12:41Last tournament of all-stars, they had three girls moving on.
00:12:44This time, there's only two bitches, so I am not happy with this.
00:12:49And in the grand finale, the top all-stars of the season will battle it out for the crown and
00:12:56a cash prize of $200,000.
00:13:00$200,000.
00:13:00Yeah.
00:13:01All right.
00:13:02Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:03Yes.
00:13:03Bring it.
00:13:04Give me my money.
00:13:05To earn points, every week, the top two all-stars will receive two points each.
00:13:11Those two queens will lip-sync for the win, and the winner will receive a coveted extra point, plus a
00:13:20cash tip of $10,000.
00:13:23Yeah.
00:13:24Wow.
00:13:27But wait, there's more.
00:13:29No.
00:13:29Yeah.
00:13:30The bottom queens will receive one point each to give away to the all-star they think is the MVQ
00:13:38of the week.
00:13:40Okay.
00:13:41All-stars, let's get this show on the road.
00:13:45All right.
00:13:46For your first maxi challenge, you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing, and perform three hot queen-on
00:13:54-queen duets.
00:13:55Oh, my gosh.
00:14:00You'll pair up with the queen, who's the brandy to your Monica.
00:14:04The Meghan to your Cardi B.
00:14:06The Mariah to your Whitney.
00:14:08The Beyonce to your Gaga.
00:14:11Hot, sexy.
00:14:12What the hell?
00:14:14All-stars, start your engines, and may the best drag queen win.
00:14:19The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:25Puneta.
00:14:26I'm fucking them up on sight.
00:14:29Ah, Dios mio.
00:14:32The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars will snatch an official makeup collaboration with Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics, a
00:14:41coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame, and a cash prize of $200,000.
00:14:46With our extra special guest judge, Renee Rapp.
00:14:51New call, great, great.
00:14:53The best drag queen win.
00:14:55The best drag queen win.
00:14:57The best drag queen win.
00:14:59The best drag queen win.
00:15:16There is a scoreboard with our bodies, and the points up top.
00:15:19It's very exciting.
00:15:20LA's back to win again.
00:15:22Boots.
00:15:23No, it's because you're not really here.
00:15:25Oh, my God.
00:15:26The other girls are so amazed at the workroom and this.
00:15:30I'm trying to set up shop.
00:15:32I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.
00:15:35Can we claim station?
00:15:36I claim mine, honey.
00:15:37They happy to be here.
00:15:41I'm here to compete.
00:15:42This is your first All-Stars, right?
00:15:43It's my very first.
00:15:44I think it's all of ours, except Silky.
00:15:46The stomach is gone now, y'all.
00:15:48It's my head down there, baby.
00:15:50Quit bragging.
00:15:51Did you see when they said they're only going to have two?
00:15:53Okay.
00:15:54I was like, is my headpiece blocking my ears?
00:15:58What's going on?
00:15:59I was nervous.
00:16:00That's crazy.
00:16:01There are six queens, and only two queens make it to the next round.
00:16:06Two out of six.
00:16:07That's one-third.
00:16:09That's 33% chance.
00:16:13That's not a big number.
00:16:15Who do you think is going to get the golden boot?
00:16:19You know what?
00:16:20I'm here to give it back.
00:16:22That's what I want to do.
00:16:23You're not taking this home with you.
00:16:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:16:25Let's just leave it on someone's station.
00:16:27Should we do that?
00:16:29I don't know Crystal too well.
00:16:31I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.
00:16:33I'm very excited.
00:16:34I love it.
00:16:35So, I don't know.
00:16:36Like, what are we vibing?
00:16:37Are we connecting?
00:16:38Are we alliancing right now?
00:16:40Are you literally just, like, playing clown music in your head?
00:16:44I cannot read her, which makes me feel like she's someone I have to look out for, because
00:16:50I know she's not a dumb girl.
00:16:52Now you have, like, three heads.
00:16:55Three on top.
00:16:56One, two, three.
00:16:58And four.
00:17:00So, those are the four girls that are not advancing to the next round.
00:17:03Oh, my God, yeah, this is like a graveyard.
00:17:06Right, right, right, right.
00:17:07All right.
00:17:09Miss Silky.
00:17:10My Chicago, Chicago, Chicago, Chicago.
00:17:14So, girl, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago, and she started this drag brunch
00:17:18that I got cast in.
00:17:20So, my first show was with Silky.
00:17:22Thanks to you, she's doing drag.
00:17:24This is, what, your third or fourth time back?
00:17:26Is that shade?
00:17:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:29So, do you think you have an advantage over the girls that haven't been here?
00:17:33Of course she does.
00:17:34Multiple times.
00:17:34She's been ganashing the whole time.
00:17:36Your big competition.
00:17:37Yes, yes.
00:17:38I like to compete.
00:17:39I'm a pageant queen.
00:17:40This is what we do.
00:17:41That's exactly what the pageant girls do.
00:17:42They keep competing.
00:17:43We keep competing until we win.
00:17:44Until they win the crown.
00:17:45Until we win the crown.
00:17:46Hashtag, the ganache is a force.
00:17:48The girls see me as big competition.
00:17:51Y'all right?
00:17:51Thank you for knowing my resume.
00:17:53I always say, keep an eye out for Silky ganache.
00:17:56But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.
00:18:01But it looked like everybody got smaller, too.
00:18:03You got to see all that season six sister.
00:18:07I know.
00:18:08Look at Ms. Vivacious.
00:18:09I had to do something.
00:18:10The doctor said you need to fix that.
00:18:12So I said, and scene.
00:18:13And so I did.
00:18:14You look fabulous, sister.
00:18:16You do.
00:18:16Yes, mama.
00:18:17I'm actually gagged to see Vivacious.
00:18:19We're season six sisters.
00:18:20And I sent her home.
00:18:22Sorry about it.
00:18:24I've been watching you online, honey.
00:18:26You've been turning these kids high.
00:18:27Yes, yes.
00:18:28She's all bitter about it because she know I won.
00:18:30But we're good sisters.
00:18:32Every time we see each other, it is always good vibes.
00:18:34So I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.
00:18:38But season 15, girl.
00:18:39Oh, my God.
00:18:40I am so excited.
00:18:42Ow.
00:18:42Jesus Christ.
00:18:43Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens that are going to be moving forward,
00:18:48my mind was going, MBQ points are going to be very important.
00:18:52So what I want to do in this competition is obviously have an ally.
00:18:56At least one that will always have my back.
00:18:59Girl, this is so fucking heavy.
00:19:01It's crazy big.
00:19:02Selena is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.
00:19:05Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.
00:19:09This is going to be a fun, fun journey.
00:19:11You sure?
00:19:12Because you know when I get to compete, I become a bitch.
00:19:14No, I like that.
00:19:15Please do that.
00:19:16I know Silky from a long time ago.
00:19:19She's a good sister.
00:19:20And I hope she also got my back.
00:19:22But in this group of girls, we all have great relationships with each other outside of this competition.
00:19:27If this ain't sisterly, love bitch.
00:19:29This is real sisterly.
00:19:30So I don't know how are we going to choose our allies.
00:19:32I feel like there's three Latinas, you, me, and Crystal.
00:19:36But each of us has so much.
00:19:38We're all very different.
00:19:39Do you think there's a possible tres leches alliance?
00:19:42I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sisters, just something innately.
00:19:51Okay.
00:19:52How would you play the game?
00:19:54Is it going to be a strategy or more of like a fair kind of distribution of points?
00:19:58Um, I think that I don't know until we get into it a bit more.
00:20:05Oh, so you're here to read the land?
00:20:07A little bit.
00:20:08We got to strategize, girl.
00:20:09Especially now that there's only two moving forward.
00:20:11You scratch my back, I scratch your back.
00:20:14These girls are not wasting any time.
00:20:16They're really coming in scheming for these points.
00:20:20But I'm not really interested in alliances.
00:20:22I would rather just be by myself.
00:20:25A kayak kind of girl.
00:20:27I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.
00:20:31Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with that you know for a fact that you're definitely going
00:20:35to work with?
00:20:37But flying solo makes me a little nervous because I don't want to be kicked out of the top just
00:20:42because other girls are friends.
00:20:44Give it to the old folks first because they might not be around much longer.
00:20:48Don't make me feel that.
00:20:51All right, girls.
00:20:53Who's ready to sing?
00:20:55Mm, I don't know.
00:20:56Where do you even have that?
00:20:57Nobody said nothing.
00:20:59Our first Matzi challenge at the Tournament of All-Stars is to work in a damn pair and to do
00:21:07duets.
00:21:08Let's hand out the songs here.
00:21:09Yeah.
00:21:10Can we just start?
00:21:10Let's go.
00:21:11Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance, and I'm going to give you a look.
00:21:16But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?
00:21:19I don't know if y'all go judge us in pairs or individuals.
00:21:24So now I'm a little, it's a little.
00:21:27Should we talk about who's like a singer, a rapper, or has no experience singing at all?
00:21:32I'm not a singer.
00:21:33So if there's a rap section that's chanting, I'll do the chanting.
00:21:36Well, I almost won the Rusical on my season.
00:21:39So you're a singer.
00:21:48This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.
00:21:52I am not a singer.
00:21:53I am not a dancer.
00:21:55But I have my crazy, kooky, crystal personality.
00:21:59So my plan of attack is to get a track that will help me really lean into that crystal twist.
00:22:06The first one is a HBF.
00:22:09Yeah, let's do it.
00:22:10Yeah, let's hear that.
00:22:11Oh, it's a rap.
00:22:12I have never done this type of challenge before because I was not in the show long enough to get
00:22:17to her.
00:22:18But that don't mean it's going to stop me.
00:22:20She my HBF.
00:22:21She make me complete.
00:22:23You liking this one?
00:22:24She's interesting.
00:22:25Okay.
00:22:26You like it because it's a chant.
00:22:27I can't give you no high note, so I'll stick with the HBF.
00:22:32So we got one for HBF.
00:22:34Okay.
00:22:34So Dreaming of Me, that's the R&B valid, right?
00:22:37Okay, let's see what she's giving.
00:22:40I kind of like her, though.
00:22:41I'm feeling this one.
00:22:42I kind of do, too.
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:44Dreaming of Me is a very R&B, like, 2000s throwback vibe.
00:22:48I want to show you the sexy R&B side of me, honey, because I'm not just this energetic, loud
00:22:53diva.
00:22:53I give, and I want to show that.
00:22:56I live for that one.
00:22:57That was super cute.
00:22:58That was cute.
00:22:59Okay, let's listen to the last one.
00:23:01Pose Before Bros.
00:23:05I love this one.
00:23:07It's cute.
00:23:09It's theatrical.
00:23:10I kind of have some theater background.
00:23:11And Hose Before Bros. is giving me the vibe, girl.
00:23:17I'm definitely feeling dreaming of me.
00:23:19I am dreaming of me, as well.
00:23:21I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:23:22I'm dreaming of me, too.
00:23:24Ah!
00:23:26Dreaming of me, as my song.
00:23:27R&B, like, that's what I get down.
00:23:31So all of you, basically.
00:23:33I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing...
00:23:36Let's hear it.
00:23:36Go.
00:23:36Off the cuff.
00:23:38He don't want you.
00:23:39He want my macaroni and cheese.
00:23:41So should you and I do dreaming of you?
00:23:44I kind of feel it.
00:23:45That sounds like a nightmare.
00:23:46I feel like, Selena, you do so good doing Hose Before Bros.
00:23:51I could.
00:23:53I see Aura looking over there at me.
00:23:56And I know she's a good duet partner, because Aura can sing.
00:23:58She won her girl group challenge, but I don't want that song.
00:24:01Aura wants Hose Before Bros.
00:24:03And she can sing, honey, so she's going to wail at the end of that.
00:24:06Oh, she's a singer.
00:24:07Oh, yeah.
00:24:08That Aura sing, honey, she don't know how to karaoke, bitch.
00:24:10I'm going to do Hose Before Bros.
00:24:12I decide that I should shift focus and not fight over this and just choose my second choice.
00:24:18I'm looking right at Aura Mayari, because I know that she's a singer and a dancer.
00:24:22And what I need is someone that is able to deliver a very high-quality performance.
00:24:28I'm going to let you dream about winning this challenge, because that's going to be us.
00:24:32Because that's what we're doing.
00:24:33That's right.
00:24:34So I'm doing dreaming of you.
00:24:36Who's going to be my partner?
00:24:37Me.
00:24:37Let's go, bitch.
00:24:37I'll fight you for it.
00:24:38Let's go.
00:24:39Y'all got to fight, because I'm doing it.
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41I think it'd be fun to have, like, come on with a very different styles of drag, like,
00:24:45fighting for this one man, you know?
00:24:46So I think we should do it.
00:24:48So why do you want to do it, Selena?
00:24:50Because I feel like that's very on brand for me.
00:24:52I want to fight over a guy.
00:24:53That's my life.
00:24:54But that's why you don't have a man, because you're always fighting for a man.
00:24:59Unless you want to do it, the Latinas, and we fight over it.
00:25:01Oh, yes.
00:25:01Let's do it.
00:25:02You want to do that?
00:25:03Yes.
00:25:03Let's do it, bitch.
00:25:04Yes.
00:25:05Like hell.
00:25:06Yes.
00:25:07Let's do it.
00:25:08Eat my ass.
00:25:10This is the real Silky.
00:25:12The one with a conscience.
00:25:14Y'all going to make season 11 Silky come out.
00:25:16You're going to make season 11 Silky come out.
00:25:18Okay.
00:25:19Come out.
00:25:19Fuck April.
00:25:22It's Selena.
00:25:26Fuck the bitch.
00:25:29HBF is the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.
00:25:32I have a damn list, so I never do the rap portions.
00:25:35I am a lonely ocean by myself with a HBF.
00:25:39You know what?
00:25:40You guys, I hope you know that.
00:25:42No, no, fuck it.
00:25:43I'm doing HBF.
00:25:45I've been an all-star this many times, and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.
00:25:50Yes, get it.
00:25:50Silky, that is so congenial of you.
00:25:52I'm not fucking congenial.
00:25:54If I'm really the girl that I say I am, I got to come up and step up to the
00:25:58challenge.
00:25:59Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out in the bitch.
00:26:02Because now I'm going to dog walk you bitches.
00:26:05You poodle, chihuahua, bull dog looking bitches.
00:26:11I got my fondle.
00:26:12I'm so happy.
00:26:13Ditto.
00:26:24Let's do this.
00:26:26Yes.
00:26:26Let's go home.
00:26:28All right.
00:26:29We got it, girl.
00:26:30The left is going to fight.
00:26:31Yes, yes, we are fighting.
00:26:33For them shady children over there pull a coup.
00:26:36They pulled a coup.
00:26:38But we make the best of it.
00:26:39No shade.
00:26:40I don't care how they do, because we're going to be in the top.
00:26:43Right.
00:26:44We ain't got no choice.
00:26:45I know Silky and I are going to smash it.
00:26:47I have had to write and record lyrics before because I produce music, so I write my own.
00:26:53And I know half of those girls can't write a track to save a tune.
00:26:58S to the I to the L-K-Y.
00:27:00My sister is his and my sister is fly.
00:27:03All right.
00:27:03So that's where I'm starting off from there.
00:27:05I'm excited to work with Vivacious, because you know that's my sister.
00:27:09So I think that portion should be something about block them.
00:27:11Block them, right.
00:27:12Uh-huh.
00:27:12Okay.
00:27:13When I was getting all the hate online after season 11, Vivacious sent me encouraging messages.
00:27:19I remember you were saying, block them.
00:27:20And then what I do is, I go down the thread and everybody that liked them, get blocked
00:27:26too.
00:27:26Uh-huh.
00:27:27Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:27:29Treat them like Instagram profile blocked.
00:27:32Silky and I are coming up real quickly with our lines, because the chemistry is really good.
00:27:38My energy going to be.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:40Like I'm ready.
00:27:44I don't understand why they weren't fighting over this song, because I think this is a really
00:27:48good song.
00:27:49I think so too.
00:27:49And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.
00:27:52That's right.
00:27:53And the other girls are just doing one or the other.
00:27:54Um, I am a singer.
00:27:56Um, I did the girl group challenge during my season, and I won that challenge.
00:28:01But you were an old lady, right?
00:28:02Like I am about to die.
00:28:04I was an old lady.
00:28:05So this is going to be different.
00:28:07Um, I don't know how this is going to go.
00:28:10It's a little bit of a weird pairing.
00:28:12We're totally two different drag queens.
00:28:13And I'm trying to figure out how we're going to blend together to make a good duet.
00:28:20Like we can think about a setting where I'm telling you something about like, you know,
00:28:24screw that bitch.
00:28:25Like girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?
00:28:27No, not the bitch.
00:28:28The man.
00:28:28Or the man.
00:28:29Screw that bro.
00:28:30Hose Before Bros is all about sisterhood and saying F you men.
00:28:35So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment that I can with some humor and fun.
00:28:43Talk about dick and balls.
00:28:45Easy.
00:28:46Just drops of balls.
00:28:47Low hay fruit.
00:28:47Literally.
00:28:48I just eat my balls.
00:28:51I think we're going to need more time.
00:28:53No way.
00:28:55All the best decisions are made in a panic.
00:28:58Let's try it.
00:29:01You were not budging.
00:29:02Yeah.
00:29:02You were just going to be with the ball.
00:29:03Because I think this would showcase each other's personalities, you know?
00:29:08I'm paired with Selena, and I'm excited because she is a good performer.
00:29:12She does music, so this is kind of in her realm.
00:29:16You're the sexy bombshell.
00:29:17What is?
00:29:18This really makes sense.
00:29:18I'm like the hood rat.
00:29:20Although, her music is not really my taste.
00:29:25But she has experience, so that's what really counts.
00:29:27Your first verse, I think, has to be like, you're reading me down.
00:29:30Okay.
00:29:31Like, you stupid bitch.
00:29:32And then I'm like, well, you da-da-da-da.
00:29:33And do-da-da-da-da.
00:29:34Ugh, oh my god.
00:29:35On my season, we had to do this, but as old people.
00:29:38Which really threw a wrench in trying to be sickening and cut.
00:29:41Cause my heart don't need them when you-
00:29:44So, I'm excited to serve pop star this time.
00:29:47Do you ever sing or do music?
00:29:48Um, I've always been like a little intimidated by it, to be honest.
00:29:51Like, I mean, in my season, we did like a song, but I mean, it's just nothing like this, you
00:29:57know?
00:29:57Yeah.
00:29:58This is a singing song.
00:30:00If you don't sing, bitch, don't go for this song.
00:30:02More than singing, I think it's about showing our personalities and like being funny and like, you know.
00:30:07Mm-hmm.
00:30:09I am gunning for a win this week.
00:30:11And I'm confident with my skills and my talents.
00:30:14I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.
00:30:22Welcome, all stars.
00:30:23Hello.
00:30:25Say hello to composer and music producer, Markaholic.
00:30:28Oh, Markaholic.
00:30:29I love your work.
00:30:30Stop flirting, Silky.
00:30:32It's time for our recording session with Miselva-
00:30:36Sorry.
00:30:37I, um, left my body for a second.
00:30:40Selena, April.
00:30:41Hello.
00:30:42Now, I know Selena's a singer, cause I got to see her in the Kasha Fall.
00:30:46You made me so nervous. I was so full out that night.
00:30:48That was amazing.
00:30:50Oh, thank you.
00:30:50So, Selena.
00:30:52Yeah.
00:30:52We're gonna start.
00:30:53Here we go.
00:30:54Carry on, pack it up, find a new man.
00:30:58Cause you can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can.
00:31:02Honey, Selena has cities, Miss Theda BFA.
00:31:06It was great.
00:31:06Yeah, that was perfect.
00:31:08She can sing.
00:31:10April.
00:31:10Yes.
00:31:11You a singer.
00:31:12Um, I'm more of a feeler.
00:31:15I feel the music.
00:31:17I've heard that about you, April.
00:31:18Yes, yes.
00:31:19She did all that fightin' and she don't sing.
00:31:21And I felt this song.
00:31:23That's why I chose it.
00:31:24Oh, I love it.
00:31:26Okay.
00:31:26Here we go.
00:31:27Heard you get around like a taxi.
00:31:31Is this singing?
00:31:32Uh, it's supposed to be it.
00:31:34Oh, God.
00:31:34Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
00:31:39ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:31:40And you said, around like a taxi.
00:31:42Yeah.
00:31:43Can you hear that pitch?
00:31:44I heard.
00:31:45I heard.
00:31:47I heard.
00:31:48I heard.
00:31:50Hold on.
00:31:52April.
00:31:53I know you did not fight me to come over here and sound like this.
00:31:58I heard.
00:31:59I heard.
00:32:01Okay, so pitch is a thing.
00:32:03Yeah.
00:32:03You sound like two cats fighting.
00:32:06They both ready to die.
00:32:08Find your own man.
00:32:09That's my poppy.
00:32:10Find your own man.
00:32:11That's my poppy.
00:32:12Go up.
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:22Girl, get on pitch.
00:32:25But she's like,
00:32:26and I'm like, no.
00:32:29Girl, find it.
00:32:30Cause he wants my coochie.
00:32:33Where the fuck are you going?
00:32:35I don't know, everywhere.
00:32:38I think I sound divine.
00:32:40Okay, kids, thank you very much.
00:32:43Thank you, Michelle, gracias.
00:32:44Thank you, Michelle.
00:32:45Everybody has different tastes, I guess.
00:32:48Host before bros.
00:32:50Hello, hello.
00:32:51Yes, Michelle.
00:32:52Okay, let's try the verse.
00:32:54I know the jaws are gonna be stuck on the floor.
00:32:57When we walk in, they're stuck and crawling.
00:32:59Ew, sister, is that your ex?
00:33:02That sounded beautiful.
00:33:04I won Girl Group Challenge my season,
00:33:06so the judges know this is something that I do.
00:33:09But also at the same time, on season 15,
00:33:11I didn't go that far.
00:33:13Let's go to your rap.
00:33:14Oh, crap.
00:33:15Right?
00:33:15Okay, let's try that.
00:33:17I'm not experienced rapping,
00:33:19but I feel like now, in this all-star season,
00:33:22I need to show them something different
00:33:23and that I am a competitor, girl.
00:33:27When the bros think they the shit,
00:33:29I've seen you stick and it ain't that thick.
00:33:31Have you seen my thighs and jigs?
00:33:33Don't touch, I'll break you freaks.
00:33:34Who is this person you just turned into?
00:33:37I have no clue, Michelle.
00:33:39I don't rap.
00:33:41Okay.
00:33:42Crystal, we're gonna start.
00:33:44I've had enough of dirty misters,
00:33:48giving me blisters.
00:33:52Ow!
00:33:53Lovely.
00:33:55Big balls, nice and tall.
00:33:56Boy, I don't care.
00:33:57Let's go to the mall.
00:34:01Yes!
00:34:02Thank you very much.
00:34:03Take a seat.
00:34:05Or it can sing, or it can dance.
00:34:07And Crystal's definitely a star.
00:34:08I ain't no hatin', bitch.
00:34:10We got to hit it out the park.
00:34:12I'mma give it all to you.
00:34:13I know you will, Miss Silky.
00:34:15Better than collard greens and cornbread,
00:34:17the fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:34:20I can legend my mini-me sweet tea get sour
00:34:23if you're talking about me.
00:34:25I love it.
00:34:26Yes, Silky.
00:34:27I love it, Silky.
00:34:29Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper,
00:34:32and I think the lie detector has determined that
00:34:35do-do-do.
00:34:36Beep-beep-beep.
00:34:36De-le-le-le-le-le-le.
00:34:37Liar.
00:34:39Five, six, seven, eight.
00:34:41S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
00:34:44Sister is sweet, my sister is milky.
00:34:46Give us some ups and downs.
00:34:48Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
00:34:50My sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
00:34:53That last line is not sitting with me.
00:34:55She be turning it, and you just can't take it.
00:34:58Turning out the man, and no move faking it.
00:35:00Don't drop it on the last line.
00:35:02Don't drop the energy.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:04Eat the kids, mother.
00:35:05You got it.
00:35:06Mm-hmm.
00:35:06Let me tell y'all, Drag Race is a beast,
00:35:09and Vivacious has not in a very long time
00:35:13fought with this beast.
00:35:14Turning out the man, and no move faking it.
00:35:17Don't drop.
00:35:18Mother has arrived.
00:35:20I want to feel it.
00:35:21Give us that attitude.
00:35:22The beast is kicking her ass right now.
00:35:24Like, don't say.
00:35:25But, mother, if we gonna have any chance of winning,
00:35:29I need you to come on.
00:35:31Make sure you throw all the order, too, in my way.
00:35:34She don't need it.
00:35:40Oh, my God.
00:35:42Hello.
00:35:43It's performance today.
00:35:44How are you, honey?
00:35:45How's it?
00:35:46Today, we are going to perform for the first time
00:35:49in front of RuPaul on the main stage,
00:35:51and I feel good.
00:35:52Selena and I worked so hard going over choreo together.
00:35:56They're not ready for all this Latina-ness.
00:35:58It's gonna be great.
00:36:00Ooh.
00:36:01Ooh.
00:36:02Ooh.
00:36:02I like that.
00:36:03OK.
00:36:04She shook her booty and that's a move.
00:36:05Yeah.
00:36:07Look up her asses.
00:36:08Let me see.
00:36:09Let me, let me.
00:36:10Silky, that's hard.
00:36:12Wait.
00:36:12That's a pie.
00:36:13Nah.
00:36:14It's real.
00:36:15It's real, y'all.
00:36:16It's real.
00:36:17She out of the package.
00:36:18No, no, no, baby.
00:36:19Uh-uh.
00:36:20I just want you to know when they get on the runway
00:36:22Uh-huh.
00:36:22And RuPaul tell the truth,
00:36:24we had to hire somebody to come in and rethink the vocals.
00:36:27Worry about your choreo, OK?
00:36:29No.
00:36:30I was a little frustrated with these vocals for Miss April.
00:36:32But you know what?
00:36:34April's got charisma.
00:36:35She's gonna sell it.
00:36:36So, plan of attack here is to just make lemonade out of lemons.
00:36:41We're gonna have to pull together and really sell this with the acting and the performance and the choreography.
00:36:48I'm so excited for ours.
00:36:50Yeah.
00:36:50Cause I feel like we're two different queens.
00:36:52Were you channeling your kooky side?
00:36:54I was.
00:36:55I was very motivated by you.
00:36:57That's so nice.
00:36:58I'm so excited!
00:37:00I'm so happy that you're here too.
00:37:02And we only have three weeks.
00:37:04So, I have a question.
00:37:06Like, when it comes to the point system, if we are not top two, how are you doing this?
00:37:11I'm so proud of what we've done.
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:13So, we really need to pull this win out.
00:37:16And I'm hoping that they pick a team and then it can just be the two of us.
00:37:20I need our points over on that little sexy body of mine over there.
00:37:25She is back again.
00:37:27Get me out of here.
00:37:28I'm a competitive person.
00:37:30I'm definitely here to win.
00:37:31But when it comes to my strategy about giving my points, I think it's important to keep your cards close
00:37:36to your chest.
00:37:36I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.
00:37:39Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.
00:37:41For this round, I will definitely give you my point.
00:37:45Aw, thanks, sweetie.
00:37:47I think that's what I'm going to do.
00:37:51Oh, wow.
00:37:52Crystal is like dead in the eyes.
00:37:54She goes...
00:37:57She's not giving me a lot of anything right now.
00:38:01So, I don't know who to count on at this point.
00:38:06Okay, I gotta go start my makeup.
00:38:08All right.
00:38:08You better hurry, girl.
00:38:09Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.
00:38:11I'm a woman.
00:38:12Some people got hard work to do.
00:38:15Yes, like me.
00:38:16Now, keep quiet so I can get it done.
00:38:19Aura!
00:38:20Yeah!
00:38:20You speak Tagalog, right?
00:38:22I do!
00:38:23Does Silky give peck-peck?
00:38:25Bitch, how do you know that word?
00:38:27No, in Tagalog, I don't give peck-peck.
00:38:30I give kiki.
00:38:31Wait, what's kiki?
00:38:31It's a way to say pussy, but...
00:38:33Is she giving peck-peck, though?
00:38:35I think she's giving chupacabra.
00:38:36Not chupacabra!
00:38:39No, that show back before you shave it.
00:38:41That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?
00:38:50That's really clear.
00:38:51I appreciate you.
00:38:52I love you so much.
00:38:53I'm glad I'm doing this with you.
00:38:55Yeah, me too.
00:38:55It's cool that we're the only two from our season two.
00:38:58You know what I mean?
00:38:59Like, there's a lot of girls our season.
00:39:01But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.
00:39:03It's gonna be a little bit tricky.
00:39:05What is this?
00:39:09Should we call it?
00:39:10Punani peck-peck.
00:39:11Punani peck-peck alliance.
00:39:12Punani peck-peck alliance.
00:39:16Okay, nobody heard that.
00:39:17My strategy is coming together, honey.
00:39:20I currently have my peck-peck alliance with Miss Ora Mayari,
00:39:22my season 15 sister.
00:39:23I have a bracelet just with my Latina girls, April, and potentially Crystal.
00:39:28We're working on that.
00:39:30I'm playing 3D chess.
00:39:31These bitches are playing checkers.
00:39:35Today, I want to put on a glitter lid.
00:39:37And I have no glitter.
00:39:39What color you need?
00:39:40Oh, I have some, sister.
00:39:41Oh, everybody want to get some out now.
00:39:43They want some MVQ points.
00:39:47Children, what do you think this MVQ means?
00:39:51Well, is everyone just going to give it to their partner?
00:39:54I want to give it to the person that did a great job in this challenge, you know?
00:39:59I think that's how I'm feeling as well.
00:40:02Although, if that's the person that wins the lip sync, that kind of changes things.
00:40:07That does change things.
00:40:08Because that's so many points.
00:40:09Like, don't get greedy.
00:40:10I don't feel anybody's going to be shady.
00:40:12I could see the shade coming in from some people.
00:40:15Say their names.
00:40:16I'm not saying any names.
00:40:17Come on, baby.
00:40:18Just say it.
00:40:19In the words of the spirit, they will reveal themselves in time.
00:40:24I'm scared.
00:40:26It's not going to be Kumbaya the whole time.
00:40:28And guess what?
00:40:29The shade does not come from the person who you think it might come from.
00:40:33It's the quiet and unexpected queen.
00:40:37And that's the one you got to watch out for.
00:40:39I'm going to do a little bit of the mist in this because, you know, that's just so fun.
00:40:42Back on season 11.
00:40:44I was amping it up, bitch.
00:40:45Watching your season, I found that it was so annoying.
00:40:48I hated you.
00:40:50I was like, shut this bitch up.
00:40:53Bye.
00:40:54Girl.
00:40:54I didn't realize April was going to be the she is queen.
00:40:58I told you I called you the same.
00:40:59Did I not say the shame will reveal itself?
00:41:19Let your whole body don't.
00:41:21Let your whole body don't.
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23We'll be there.
00:41:24You guys.
00:41:25Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race, tournament of all-stars.
00:41:30She's the salt to my pepper.
00:41:32It's Michelle Versailles.
00:41:34Girls, what's my weakness?
00:41:36Men.
00:41:36Okay, then.
00:41:38He puts the D in duets.
00:41:41It's my HBF, Jamal Sims.
00:41:44Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.
00:41:49It is now.
00:41:51And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Renee Rapp.
00:41:56Now, Renee, is it really hoes before bros?
00:41:59I've never met a bro.
00:42:00I only know the hoes.
00:42:03Well, you've come to the right place.
00:42:05This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.
00:42:09And I've got exciting news.
00:42:11All three songs have been nominated for best duet
00:42:15at this year's Shablammy Awards.
00:42:19And tonight, on the runway, category is
00:42:22You Butta Ass Somebody.
00:42:25All Stars, start your engines.
00:42:28And may the best drag queen win.
00:42:38Welcome to the 69th annual Shablammy Awards.
00:42:43Brought to you by Stop That Train.
00:42:46The first feature film from the Drag Race universe.
00:42:49In theaters June 12th.
00:42:51And now, the nominees for best duet.
00:42:55First up, HBF by Vivacious and Silken Nutmeg Ganache.
00:43:03The duo you didn't know you needed with my hot best friend.
00:43:07She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:43:10She like to call me Gummer and she Louise.
00:43:13She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:43:15She call me Doja cause she's such a sweetie.
00:43:18S-I-L-K-Y, Miss Silky.
00:43:21Sister is fierce, my sister is milky.
00:43:23She be turning it and you just can't take it.
00:43:26Turning out the men and no move faking it.
00:43:29Better than collard greens and cornbread.
00:43:31The fans go crazy over mother's head.
00:43:34Legend icon, my mini me.
00:43:36Sweet pea, get sour if you're talking about me.
00:43:38She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:43:41She like to call me Gummer and she Louise.
00:43:43She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:43:46She call me Doja cause she's such a sweetie.
00:43:49HBF, I rather die cheese.
00:43:51We're winning just like Mary Kate and Ashley.
00:43:54She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:43:56We sister sisters and we have a Chi Chi.
00:43:59I'm from Jamaica known for jerk chicken.
00:44:02Mississippi girl and a finger nicking.
00:44:04Haters gonna hate.
00:44:05We gonna be on top.
00:44:07Treat her like Instagram.
00:44:09Profile blocks.
00:44:10Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.
00:44:13My sister all that in a bag of chips.
00:44:15And together we so hot, hot, hot, hey, hot.
00:44:19She my HBF, my number one speed.
00:44:22She like to call me Gummer and she Louise.
00:44:24She my HBF, she made me complete.
00:44:27She call me Doja cause she's such a sweetie.
00:44:30HBF, I rather die cheese.
00:44:32We're twinning just like Mary Kate and Ashley.
00:44:34She my HBF, I know she got me.
00:44:37We sister sisters and we have an RTT.
00:44:42I'm so sorry we need you.
00:44:45N-A-N.
00:44:47Oh my god.
00:44:49Next, Dreamin' of Me by April Carrion and Selena Estiris.
00:44:57Hello.
00:44:58Is this Estiris?
00:44:59Which flavor of the month is this?
00:45:01June, May, it's April.
00:45:04And I'm no fool.
00:45:05So stop sleeping with my man.
00:45:07Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.
00:45:09He's sleeping with me.
00:45:10I smelled your rotted tights all over him last night.
00:45:14Well, take a big whiff, cause I'm not going anywhere.
00:45:17I heard you get round like a taxi.
00:45:22With that face you can only do a doggy.
00:45:25Woof, woof, because of you I got an STD.
00:45:27Carry on, pack it up, find a new man.
00:45:30Cause you can't keep him home at night.
00:45:33You can milk him, make him jiggle like I can.
00:45:36You can have him for now, but his heart is not free.
00:45:40Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:45:45He might answer your calls, but you're not what he needs.
00:45:50Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:45:56I keep in bed, I'm always playing like a donut.
00:45:59Got him screaming as titties when I get him on his knees.
00:46:05Find your old man, that's my puppy.
00:46:08But his hands are all up on my body.
00:46:11Cause he wants my coochie.
00:46:14You can have him for now, but his heart is not free.
00:46:19Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:46:23He might answer your calls, but you know what he needs.
00:46:28Cause when he's sleeping with you, he's dreaming of me.
00:46:33I'm sorry.
00:46:35The mailbox you're trying to reach is full, bitch.
00:46:48And our final nominee, Hose Before Bros by Aura Maiori and Crystal Method.
00:46:55Please stand by for this important message about Hose.
00:47:00Take some advice from a queen that knows.
00:47:04When it comes to men, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:47:10Hose Before Bros.
00:47:12Hose Before Bros.
00:47:14Hose Before Bros.
00:47:16Hose Before Bros.
00:47:29Givin' me blisters.
00:47:31You better get that check, sis.
00:47:33Take some advice from a queen that knows.
00:47:36When it comes to men, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:47:40They'll love and leave you, cause that's how we go.
00:47:43When it comes to men, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:47:47When the bros think they're the shit.
00:47:50I've seen your steak, and it ain't that thick.
00:47:52Have you seen my thighs and cheeks?
00:47:54Don't touch, I'll break you free.
00:47:55Do I look like a booty call?
00:47:57I'm tired of men, get rid of them all.
00:47:59Big balls, nice and tall.
00:48:01Boy, I don't care, let's go to the mall.
00:48:03Oh, you broke as trashy bitches.
00:48:07Please don't call me crying.
00:48:10I blocked your number, you're cheating and lying.
00:48:15I'm tired of trying.
00:48:18Take some advice from a queen that knows.
00:48:21When it comes to men, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:48:25They'll love and leave you, cause that's how we go.
00:48:29When it comes to men, it's Hose Before Bros.
00:48:34Hose Before Bros.
00:48:41The all-star duets are available right now to stream and download.
00:48:49I'm up of the house.
00:48:52The category is, you butter ass somebody.
00:48:56Up first, vivacious.
00:48:58Ooh.
00:48:59Orange.
00:48:59So pretty.
00:49:01The story that I am telling is a futuristic butteryellow alien.
00:49:05Butter has arrived.
00:49:08My headpiece is quaffed up and I am giving you a neckline that goes all the way down to the
00:49:13back.
00:49:14I want them to feel drama.
00:49:16I want them to see something so unexpected and so grand dame that they'll be like,
00:49:21Ooh, I didn't know vivacious was capable of that.
00:49:24Ooh.
00:49:24Work, bitch.
00:49:25It's not nice to fool mother nature.
00:49:30Bitch, get back when I step on the runway.
00:49:32Up next, silky nutmeg ganache.
00:49:36Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's about to blow.
00:49:39Baby, take me to a crab bowl.
00:49:42Dip your crab lids in me, honey, cause the butter is melted and it got some seasoning.
00:49:48It's big silk with the buttermilk.
00:49:50Yes, honey, I'm taking her to lobster fest.
00:49:54Look at my body, baby.
00:49:56The shape is proportion.
00:49:59I feel delicious.
00:50:00I look delicious.
00:50:02The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me.
00:50:07Get into it.
00:50:10Up next, April, carry on.
00:50:13Coco, coco, coco, coco, coco, vejigante come coco.
00:50:17Ah.
00:50:19I am un vejigante.
00:50:22A very iconic character in the Puerto Rican bomba, which is a very traditional Puerto Rican dance.
00:50:29Nobody does it butter.
00:50:31And with this look, I am really doing a marriage of two things I love, which is Puerto Rican culture
00:50:37and queerness.
00:50:38And I wanna invoke that happiness and freedom that there is in that bomba dance scene.
00:50:45She got me all horned up over here.
00:50:48More like greased up.
00:50:51Up next, Selena Estidis.
00:50:53She likes to spread them.
00:50:55Yes.
00:50:56So my butter runway, you know, I was gonna go the obvious route with doing something with butter.
00:51:00But I was like, let me dedicate this runway to my mommy.
00:51:02So I have this giant tulip, her favorite flower.
00:51:06My titties are showing, very sexy-like.
00:51:08I got this sickening wig.
00:51:09I look glamour-puss.
00:51:11You butter work.
00:51:14I feel my mommy with me in this moment.
00:51:16I know she's saying I'm so proud of you, baby.
00:51:19Even though my titties are showing, I know she loves it.
00:51:22I like big butters and I cannot laugh.
00:51:29Up next, or a Mayari.
00:51:31It's raining butter.
00:51:32Mmm.
00:51:33All that butter.
00:51:34I am this beautiful Filipina from maybe the 50s, maybe the 60s.
00:51:41It's giving very traditional Filipino attire.
00:51:44On Wednesdays, we wear a butter yellow.
00:51:48I have butterfly sleeves, which is a very formal wear for women in the Philippines.
00:51:52It's giving so dainty and so feminine.
00:51:55See, I can be a lady and I can be dainty.
00:51:59She made her butter the old-fashioned way.
00:52:02How's that?
00:52:02She churned it!
00:52:03Yes, she is.
00:52:06Up next, Crystal Method.
00:52:09This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson.
00:52:12Uh-huh.
00:52:12I am a stick of butter fresh from Crystal's Creamery.
00:52:16I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.
00:52:19I really wanted to mimic the shine that a stick of butter has.
00:52:23I can't believe that ain't butter.
00:52:27It's sleek and kind of, like, reserved for me.
00:52:32I'm just ready to melt on your tongue.
00:52:35Shout out to all the cows.
00:52:37Without you, there would be no butter.
00:52:39There would be no butter.
00:52:40That's my house.
00:52:42That's my house.
00:52:51Welcome, queens.
00:52:53Tonight, tournament of all-stars rules are in full effect.
00:52:57I'll name the top two all-stars of the week.
00:53:00And each will receive two points.
00:53:03Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance to win 10,000 doulas
00:53:08and one coveted extra point.
00:53:12Remember, at the end of this bracket,
00:53:15only the top two queens with the most points
00:53:18will continue on to the semifinals
00:53:20with the chance to ultimately win 200,000 doulas.
00:53:26Now it's time for the judges' critiques,
00:53:29starting with HBF.
00:53:32First up, Vivacious.
00:53:34Welcome back.
00:53:35Season six, 13 years ago.
00:53:37Oh, my God.
00:53:39So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you.
00:53:42A bat mitzvah, a quinceanera, a reunion.
00:53:47This look tonight is amazing.
00:53:49But that lip does not work for me because that's all I see.
00:53:54Maybe like a liner just blending into it would make it a bit more subtle
00:53:57so we can see more of your face and not just,
00:53:59oh, it's my lip.
00:54:00You have such a strength about you when you perform.
00:54:04You're very grounded in your body.
00:54:07Which is really, really fun to watch.
00:54:09I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning.
00:54:12You were a little stiff tonight.
00:54:14What was that about?
00:54:16Um...
00:54:16Don't tell me osteoporosis.
00:54:18Well, child, you know, when your mother dusts,
00:54:20it might show up one day.
00:54:22So here I am.
00:54:23Yes, I know.
00:54:24It's knocking on everybody's dope.
00:54:25Knock, knock, honey.
00:54:27I still got my AARP card.
00:54:30Yes.
00:54:31Get those discounts.
00:54:32Yes, honey.
00:54:34Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:54:38Big silk with the skim milk.
00:54:40Oh, it's the 2% milk.
00:54:42Oh, okay.
00:54:42There we go.
00:54:42We're not skim, yeah.
00:54:43Yeah, I'm working on it.
00:54:45It's 2%, baby.
00:54:47All right.
00:54:48This look is gorgeous.
00:54:49I love this bodysuit.
00:54:50And I love that you came out in the big thing of butter.
00:54:54It's so silky.
00:54:55You're so over the top.
00:54:56And it's so drag.
00:54:58You stole the show a little bit.
00:54:59Not mad at you.
00:55:00It is a duet.
00:55:01But I wish you would have figured out the hair in front
00:55:03of your face in the lipstick situation in front of the fan.
00:55:06But all in all, I loved what you did,
00:55:08and your energy was amazing.
00:55:09Tonight, you are delivering on all levels.
00:55:12One quick question, Mama Rue.
00:55:14Is it crown worthy?
00:55:20Give me my points, mother.
00:55:22Don't leave it in these girls' hands.
00:55:24Give me my points, mother.
00:55:28Next, Dreaming of Me.
00:55:30Let's start with April Carrion.
00:55:32This outfit, I'm assuming, has something to do with Puerto Rico?
00:55:37Yeah.
00:55:37It's representing a camp figure for a dance called Bomba.
00:55:42But it's not very queer friendly.
00:55:44So I decided to take that and make it my own.
00:55:47I love that.
00:55:48Also, this headpiece is stunning.
00:55:50I guess, yeah.
00:55:51It's so, so beautiful.
00:55:53The thing that I remember most about your performance,
00:55:56your lines are really clean.
00:55:57You understand your body as a performer so well.
00:56:02I think one of my favorite verses tonight was,
00:56:05I heard you get around like a taxi.
00:56:07With a face like that, you can only do a doggy.
00:56:09I mean, from the top, it was on and popping.
00:56:14You're not a singer, singer.
00:56:16But anything I threw at you, you tried.
00:56:18And you know what?
00:56:19It ended up just fine.
00:56:20It ended up being where it needed to be.
00:56:23Thank you, thank you.
00:56:24Up next, Selena X Titties.
00:56:27First thing, not to objectify you, is titties are here.
00:56:31I'm seeing them.
00:56:32I'm loving them.
00:56:33Our nipples are actually looking at each other right now.
00:56:35They're on tent.
00:56:36Both headlights.
00:56:38This right here is gorgeous to me.
00:56:41It looks like a sculpture.
00:56:43Every flower perfectly placed.
00:56:46I love that you did this updo with the half moons.
00:56:50It's perfect.
00:56:51And then the performance, you killed it.
00:56:54Selena, what I noticed recording with you is the growth in you.
00:56:59There was a calmness.
00:57:00There was a happiness.
00:57:01There is a lightness to you this time around.
00:57:05You know, when I left for season 15, my mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point.
00:57:09And she was like, I'm good.
00:57:10I'm fine.
00:57:11But she was dying.
00:57:12Yeah.
00:57:12You know, so that was really, I think, why I was so discombobulated.
00:57:16So tonight, my mommy loved tulips.
00:57:20So this is for my mom.
00:57:23Next up, hoes before bros.
00:57:27Starting with Aura Mayari.
00:57:29Aura.
00:57:30Bitch, you can sing.
00:57:32Oh, thanks.
00:57:33The texture and the restraint and how you navigate and maneuver that voice was very impressive in this number.
00:57:40I thought you were so good when you were being a bro when you were rapping.
00:57:44That was so fun and refreshing to see.
00:57:46When y'all came through that door, the energy blew me back.
00:57:51Like, y'all started at a high and went higher.
00:57:54What's your dance background?
00:57:55I just grew up dancing for fun but never had any type of training.
00:57:59You're so fucking clean.
00:58:01Like, it feels intoxicating to watch.
00:58:03And tonight, you look absolutely stunning.
00:58:06This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve.
00:58:09And you've got the parasol.
00:58:10The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous.
00:58:13Really well done.
00:58:14Thank you so much.
00:58:16Well, here she is, y'all.
00:58:18Crystal Method.
00:58:19Hello, Rue.
00:58:20Oh, my gosh.
00:58:21This look is so chic.
00:58:23It looks like Jeremy Scott from Moschino.
00:58:25It has the humor, but it also has the high fashion silhouette.
00:58:30Very sophisticated.
00:58:31Very Crystal Method.
00:58:33I'm gonna be honest.
00:58:34The performance, you blew me away.
00:58:38You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura.
00:58:41Performing on set pieces that move.
00:58:44You know, a lot of core.
00:58:45More than you think.
00:58:47Believe you me.
00:58:48I figured that out.
00:58:49Yeah.
00:58:50So, kudos to you both.
00:58:51On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer, if I remember correctly.
00:58:55No.
00:58:56It was wonderful to see.
00:58:58It was like, whoa!
00:58:59I didn't see it coming, but I'm sure glad it did.
00:59:03Thank you, all-stars.
00:59:04I think we've heard enough.
00:59:06While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
00:59:11You may leave the stage.
00:59:16Now, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
00:59:20Now, we are looking for the top two all-stars of the week.
00:59:24First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.
00:59:29First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back.
00:59:31However, I think she was a little stiff and a little bit nervous.
00:59:34But then, it started to loosen up through the performance.
00:59:37And it's not easy to step up to Silky's level.
00:59:40They're sort of like playing into each other's maybe strengths and weaknesses, which I love when somebody 50-50s the
00:59:45other one out.
00:59:46But I think that Vivacious could have tried a little harder.
00:59:49Next, April Carrion and Selena Estides.
00:59:53I thought it was a good night for both of them.
00:59:54I was so happy to see them connect.
00:59:56They really complement each other very well.
00:59:58You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals where it was a little, you know, she was pushing
01:00:02it.
01:00:03But it actually ultimately worked out.
01:00:05They looked good.
01:00:06Their choreography was tight.
01:00:07And they both looked adorable here on the main stage.
01:00:10I thought they were wonderful together.
01:00:12Aura and Crystal.
01:00:13They really, really complemented each other well.
01:00:16And I also think they were really very strong movers, if not dancers, which I really liked.
01:00:22I agree.
01:00:22They were like, okay, Mel and Kim.
01:00:25Okay, Bardot.
01:00:26Like, it was actually a duo.
01:00:29Do you know what I mean?
01:00:30Yeah.
01:00:30Felt like a modern day weather girls, you know, because they came out here with such a purpose
01:00:35and such an objective that I was buying it from the very beginning.
01:00:40Absolutely.
01:00:41Silence.
01:00:42I've made my decision.
01:00:44Bring back my all-stars.
01:00:47Welcome back, Queens.
01:00:49Now, based on your duet performances and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.
01:00:58This year, the Shablammy Award for best duet goes to...
01:01:08Aura Maiori and Crystal Methic.
01:01:12Ah!
01:01:13Congratulations.
01:01:15You're the top two all-stars of the week.
01:01:17And you've each earned two points.
01:01:21Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage?
01:01:32Aura and Crystal, this week you made beautiful music together.
01:01:39But tonight, there can only be one winner.
01:01:43Two all-stars stand before me.
01:01:46Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point in the Tournament
01:01:57of All-Stars.
01:02:00The time has come for you to lip-sync for your legacy!
01:02:11I'm gonna do whatever it takes.
01:02:14I don't care if I'm doing a split, which I can't do, but I'm gonna do it just to show
01:02:19to the judges that I deserve that extra point.
01:02:22Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters in this competition, it's time to put her in her
01:02:30place.
01:02:30Good luck.
01:02:31Good luck.
01:02:32And don't fuck it up.
01:02:36It's raining.
01:02:38It's raining.
01:02:41There's nothing left for us here.
01:02:49And we won't waste another tea.
01:03:07Yeah.
01:03:27Thank you, darling.
01:03:34Tell him to just get out
01:03:37Laugh, laugh, laugh and talk about
01:03:40Back his raincoat, show him out
01:03:44Just look him in the eye and simply shout
01:03:49Enough is enough, is enough
01:03:52I can't go on, I can't go on
01:03:55No one, no, enough is enough, is enough
01:03:58I won't hear my, I won't hear my
01:04:02Let's go now
01:04:04I know I had no choice from the start
01:04:13I've got to listen to my heart
01:04:17Tell him not the qualms
01:04:21Turn it up, bitch! Turn it up, bitch!
01:04:30Come on, give it to us, baby! Give it to us!
01:04:32All right!
01:04:33Hey, hey!
01:04:34Come on, buddy!
01:04:40He's not, is enough, is enough, is enough
01:04:46He's had enough, is enough, is enough
01:04:48He's had enough, is enough
01:04:54He's had enough, is enough, is enough
01:05:13All stars, I've made my decision
01:05:23Crystal Method, congratulations
01:05:25You're a winner, baby
01:05:28Yes!
01:05:30You've earned a cash tip of $10,000
01:05:34Perfect
01:05:35Plus tickets for you and your friends to see Stop That Train
01:05:39In theaters June 12th
01:05:41Plus an extra point, which gives you a total of three points
01:05:47Just the amount of legs I have
01:05:51Vivacious, Silky, April, Selena
01:05:55Please step to the front of the stage
01:06:06All stars, with great power comes great responsibility
01:06:11Each week, the bottom four queens will each receive one point
01:06:17But you cannot keep the point for yourself
01:06:21You must give it away
01:06:23To the all-star you believe is the MVQ
01:06:27The most valuable queen of the week
01:06:31Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket
01:06:34The two queens with the most points will move on to the semi-finals
01:06:39And the other queens will be eliminated
01:06:45Condragulations, all-stars
01:06:46And remember, if you can't love yourself
01:06:49How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
01:06:51Can I get an amen up in here?
01:06:54Amen!
01:06:54Yay!
01:06:54All right, now let the music play
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