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00:09I actually just want to say, I'm pregnant.
00:15The family just keeps getting bigger.
00:17Are you single?
00:18Yeah.
00:19But am I fucking other people?
00:21Yeah.
00:21Are you trying to have a kid?
00:23It happens.
00:24It would be great.
00:25I always wanted to be a mom, and I want to start my own family.
00:27Wait, can you take a pregnancy test?
00:30Whoa, there's no way.
00:32Holy shit.
00:34We'll leave.
00:34We're pregnant together.
00:35What the fuck?
00:37Not good to tell people until three months.
00:39I'm not telling any of the roommates nothing about any of this.
00:42I could definitely see myself raising a family in this house.
00:45This is the start of a new beginning for me.
00:47Pauly is a show in Boston.
00:48So then we go to Boston.
00:50I love Boston.
00:54Yeah, buddy.
00:56Party's here.
00:58The situation is under construction.
01:01This might not have been the best idea.
01:04We're so classy now.
01:06On the seventh day, it'll be lit.
01:08Get the frick out of here, you crazy.
01:11Mom, hello.
01:13I'm still the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.
01:19I'm a winner.
01:20You a buster.
01:21You don't want no problems with me, little player.
01:24I'm a hustler.
01:24Sam was being a little mysterious in her text to come down.
01:28Yeah, she was like, you want to come here?
01:29I was like, okay.
01:29I hope everything's okay.
01:31Yeah.
01:32I'm a hustler.
01:32I'm at the top.
01:33You looking up from the bottom.
01:35Somebody better get them.
01:36Come stop.
01:38There he is.
01:38Yo, yo, yo, what up?
01:40RSVP in the building.
01:41Yo, what up, guys?
01:42What's up?
01:42What's up?
01:43Yo.
01:43Boys, you got the memo, right?
01:44Are you heading to Boston?
01:46Yes.
01:46I'm looking forward to it.
01:47Now we're going to hear everyone that talks like Paulie.
01:49Park the car.
01:50Then we're going to go to Star Market.
01:52Park the car in the bar.
01:53I got to go to my bar bar.
01:55Wow.
01:56All right.
01:56Are all the girls going?
01:57I hope so.
01:58Yeah.
01:59I mean, I know Sammy's pregnant, so.
02:00Bro, don't bring that up in front of Ronnie.
02:02It's a sore, you know.
02:03Yeah, yeah.
02:03We don't want to get him upset.
02:04It's too soon.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:11Hello.
02:12Hi.
02:13How are you guys?
02:15Good.
02:16How are you?
02:17Bumping along over here.
02:19Oh, you look great.
02:20Thanks.
02:20Yeah.
02:21So what's the news?
02:22Why did you invite us here?
02:23Is everything okay?
02:25Boston, you know how we do trips.
02:27Like, there's always, like, things going on.
02:29Like, you're always moving and doing something,
02:31and I just feel like I could barely walk without feeling a pain.
02:34I'm just freaked out.
02:35I have, like, pregnancy paranoia.
02:38I had no idea.
02:39Yes.
02:40I've decided I'm not going to go.
02:42I just don't feel comfortable.
02:45You're staying home because you know that you don't feel comfortable?
02:49That's a super mom.
02:50Yeah.
02:51I get that.
02:51It took me so long to get here.
02:53That's what I'm saying.
02:54I get it.
02:55I don't even want to jeopardize it.
02:56You're already a good mommy.
02:58I love that for you.
02:58Thanks, guys.
02:59We'll have a blast in Boston for you.
03:02I wonder if Angie's going to go, and I wonder...
03:05I haven't spoke to her.
03:06I haven't spoken to her.
03:07Have you?
03:08Oh, no.
03:09Well, she wasn't in the best mood at the movie, at your movie then.
03:12Did she say anything?
03:13In the car ride?
03:17I got the blood words on yesterday.
03:19Oh, and he said...
03:20Um, four to five weeks or something.
03:22I already knew because of the sixth pregnancy test, but like that was like solidified.
03:31She's been very short with me, so I don't know.
03:38Fuck my life.
03:56I could use a New England clam chowder.
04:03We are in Boston because Paulie has a show this weekend.
04:06Here we go.
04:06Team Boston.
04:07So why not come a few days early?
04:10Oh, I love the weather.
04:12Cozy.
04:12Sightsee a little bit.
04:13You know, just like enjoy Boston.
04:15Hello, Boston.
04:19How are you doing today?
04:20I'm good.
04:20Here you go, my brother.
04:21Welcome to Boston.
04:22We'll get you the socks out for sure.
04:24There we go.
04:25The socks.
04:26Thank you so much.
04:27I have no idea what's in store for us.
04:29Welcome to the Hotel Commonwealth.
04:30But Boston's like a dope city.
04:32It's just one of those places that I don't really get to go a lot, but when I do, I
04:35have a good time.
04:36There he is.
04:37What's up, brother?
04:38The guy at the front was funny.
04:39Oh, his accent?
04:40Everyone talks like Paulie here.
04:41That's what I was doing wrong.
04:43Here's some Boston trivia for you.
04:45Please name the baseball team located in Boston.
04:49Oh, my God.
04:50The red socks.
04:51Okay.
04:51What is the name of their stadium?
04:53Fenway.
04:54Yes.
04:55Good news is, guys, that we are going to Fenway Park.
04:59Really?
04:59Oh, yes.
05:00I was down in Florida.
05:01I tried to get you to come to the show.
05:03But you texted me.
05:04I know your friends wanted to come.
05:06Who was going to come?
05:06The girl that I'm dating.
05:09Oh, I could have met Mrs. Ron?
05:11Oh, damn.
05:13I wanted to see a nice BBL, you know?
05:16My girlfriend, Kirsten, we've been dating for over a year and a half.
05:19Hey, baby.
05:20Hey, baby.
05:21Hi.
05:22And things are getting pretty serious.
05:24It's so nice out.
05:25It's, like, beautiful.
05:26It's like, oh, my God.
05:28We met on Instagram, and then we built a friendship.
05:32I feel like I'm, like, on an island, like, right now.
05:34And then it turned into something.
05:35What time did your girl get here?
05:36Yeah, no, no, no, no.
05:38Come on, bro.
05:39I'm definitely moving way slower with this relationship.
05:42I haven't told anybody yet.
05:44It's good.
05:45It should be at your own pace, you know?
05:46Yeah.
05:46There's a lot of shit you went through the last few years.
05:49I get it, you know?
05:50I realized that I can't rush into something because of my daughter.
05:53And it's, like, I'm not bringing somebody just into my life.
05:57It's her life, too.
05:59I want you to meet everybody.
06:00They're all fun, and you're probably going to get haze, of course.
06:03It's, like, throwing you into, like, the wolf's den.
06:07Is she nice?
06:07Yeah, she's from Germany.
06:09From Germany?
06:10Yeah, she was born in Germany.
06:12Holy shit.
06:12She was, like, 15, 16.
06:14Is she German?
06:15Yeah.
06:15I think that that's very nice.
06:17I can't wait to meet her.
06:20Wow.
06:20Ron has a German girlfriend.
06:23I'm just picturing this, like, Instagram model with a German accent.
06:26Subscribe to my OnlyFans.
06:28Do it now!
06:29She can be your plus one at Sam's wedding.
06:33Here we are.
06:34Ooh, are we rich?
06:35This looks like a bougie hotel.
06:37Oh, thank you so much.
06:38Wicked nice!
06:40Boston, we are in the building.
06:42Oh, hi!
06:43What's up, fam?
06:44What's up, family?
06:44Hi!
06:45All right, we're in Boston.
06:47Yeah, it's gonna be wicked awesome.
06:49Ronnie, you came from, uh, Miami?
06:50Miami, yeah.
06:51Ronnie's a German girlfriend.
06:53Oh, my God.
06:54What?
06:54You got a German girlfriend?
06:55Mike Venn.
06:56Can't keep anything a secret.
06:58Like, what are you, Mike now?
06:59Wait, wait, so this is a long-distance relationship from Germany?
07:03No, she's from Florida.
07:05Oh, shit!
07:06Ronnie got secrets!
07:08How many months you been with her?
07:09Uh, it's been a while.
07:10Like, almost a year.
07:11Really?
07:12Oh, my God.
07:13Wait!
07:13So, I'm not shocked that Ronnie has a girlfriend.
07:16That boy is never single.
07:18But I am kind of excited that this is the first time Ronnie's talking about his girlfriend.
07:24That means it's, like, getting serious with it.
07:26Well, Samantha's not coming.
07:28She wasn't comfortable traveling, so...
07:30Yeah, we figured that out.
07:31She said she's, like, definitely having FOMO, but...
07:33I'm loving Boston.
07:35Yeah!
07:35What's your favorite Boston movie?
07:37Uh, I like The Town.
07:38I like The Departed.
07:39The Departed.
07:40The Departed, yes.
07:41Oh, The Departed was...
07:43That was a legendary movie.
07:45I'm the guy that does my job.
07:46You're the other guy.
07:48That's what you say to Angelina all the time.
07:50I can't deal with this.
07:51I do my job.
07:52I'm the guy that does his job.
07:54You're the guy that doesn't.
07:55That's bullshit violence.
07:56Speaking of...
07:57Why is Angelina...
07:58Yeah, speaking of...
07:58She's not here.
08:00Has anybody spoken to Angelina?
08:01No, I did text her she was pregnant, but she didn't answer.
08:04Oh.
08:05Oh, shit.
08:07Well, it's all over.
08:08So, there was a picture circulating of Ange that looked pregnant.
08:12It was everywhere.
08:14No, I just think she's pregnant.
08:15Oh, she's pregnant.
08:15She's pregnant?
08:16I didn't tell.
08:17Are you serious?
08:19Yeah.
08:19Like, holy shit.
08:20She did say that she was actively trying to get pregnant, though.
08:23I'm just getting dick.
08:24Oh, shit.
08:26From who?
08:26Wow.
08:27A lot of dick.
08:28Oh, wow.
08:28Shots have been fired.
08:30Literally.
08:31Literally.
08:31She has to be pregnant.
08:32So, there is a world where she could be right now.
08:35But, you know, if she is and she's happy, I'm super happy for her.
08:40So, wait a second.
08:41You texted Ange and she didn't respond.
08:43She has a response.
08:44So, I think it's safe to say that no response is...
08:47Is a silent yes.
08:49Is a response.
08:50You know there's a rumor running around.
08:54New kids on the block.
08:55A new sheriff's in town.
08:57Oh, I'm becoming the queen of a new hive.
09:00Topping the charts and you know why I'm taking the crown I deserve.
09:03Haven't you heard?
09:06Hi.
09:07Hi.
09:07How are you?
09:08Good.
09:09How are you?
09:09Angelina has been radio silence for a while now.
09:12So, I'm like, let me check in and just see if she's okay.
09:15Congratulations.
09:16On your new home.
09:17Do you love it?
09:17I do.
09:18It's been a lot though.
09:19Oh, I'm sure.
09:20Show me around.
09:21Look at the backyard though.
09:22Oh my God.
09:23Wow.
09:24This is beautiful.
09:25Right?
09:26I want to have like a party back here with everybody.
09:28This is literally like you're in a resort.
09:30This is a very beautiful home.
09:32New beginnings.
09:33I mean, yeah.
09:34I think Angelina getting a new house is a good move just to get out of her old ways
09:39and that house of like negativity.
09:41I think this is a good move for her.
09:42How you feeling?
09:43Good.
09:44Pregnant, but good.
09:45How are you doing though?
09:46I'm okay.
09:47Like it's just me doing this is overwhelming like by myself.
09:49I feel like you're secuding yourself a little bit.
09:52You okay?
09:52I'm okay.
09:53I'm trying to just navigate all this.
09:55This is a lot.
09:56It's just a lot of things going on.
09:57I'm moving.
09:58Pregnancy's on my mind.
09:59You've been a ghost.
10:00You think I've been like a ghost?
10:02Ange, I've been texting.
10:03You don't even answer me back.
10:05Plus lately I've been feeling a little weird, like very tired.
10:08But maybe that's a normal feeling when you're carrying a child.
10:11I don't know.
10:12You want to mend things in your life.
10:15You want to fix your relationships with people.
10:17You don't want the negative hole to keep spiraling downward.
10:20No, I don't.
10:20You have become a bougie little shit.
10:24We've been together seven minutes.
10:25No balls in the face.
10:27Okay.
10:27Just a sausage.
10:28These videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their lives.
10:31You're at the iconic Cheers Bar.
10:34Oh, baby!
10:37Paige, where have you been?
10:38Why aren't you here in Boston?
10:40I don't know if it's morning sickness or what.
10:42Is everything okay?
10:43No, not at all.
10:46You don't want no smoke.
10:49Now take me to the airport.
10:50What are you going to do in Boston?
10:51Have a show later in the week and going to meet the crew.
10:54Go to Fenway.
10:55Go to show them everything.
10:56Basically show them my home.
10:57Oh, nice.
10:58Mm-hmm.
10:59Oh, no.
11:00What?
11:01My flight's delayed.
11:03What?
11:04Oh, great.
11:05Damn it.
11:06Are you serious?
11:07No, I'm going to miss Fenway.
11:08Oh, man.
11:09Come on.
11:10All one.
11:17I know you're upset about what happened at the movie set.
11:21But who would ask somebody, like, if they're pregnant or not?
11:24Wait, Andrew, you're pregnant as well.
11:25I don't know.
11:27Is that why you didn't go to Boston?
11:29Yeah.
11:29That's fucking absurd to me that, like, anyone would ever bring that up.
11:34Because it's like, girl, they're just asking because you've basically been implying that you could be pregnant multiple times.
11:39I mean, am I fucking other people?
11:42Yeah.
11:43Here's the other kicker.
11:44My butt's burned.
11:46So I have a burn sitting in a nitro tank.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:49So I have my pickings.
11:51So I was spotting.
11:52So I'm going to take a pregnancy test.
11:53I'm like...
11:54Oh, my God. Stop.
11:55I don't know.
11:56I mean, come on now.
11:57To me, I'm like, this is an amazing thing in your life.
11:59You wanted it.
12:00It's all good.
12:01It's all positive vibes, no matter how it happened.
12:05Why not tell people?
12:06Is there anything going on that you're like, I just am, I'm not...
12:10There's a lot of stuff going on, you know?
12:11And I just don't want to talk about it right now.
12:13I really don't want to talk about any of that right now.
12:16Stay tuned.
12:17Watch.
12:18Stay tuned.
12:19Stay tuned.
12:19Stay tuned.
12:20Watch.
12:29Ronnie, you see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid, for like six?
12:35You?
12:35Yeah, I know.
12:35It's your boy, kid.
12:36Mike can't go anywhere without talking about how he's benching 315.
12:41Let's all watch the 18th video of him doing the bench press.
12:44We got it the first time, okay?
12:45We don't need a weekly post of you doing six reps at 315.
12:49My morning routine is legendary.
12:51Yeah.
12:53Pauly just texted.
12:54My flight is delayed.
12:55Head to Fenway without me.
12:57Yup.
12:57You sound like a child.
12:58I'll meet up with you guys later.
12:59Learning to read.
13:00Wow.
13:02Shut up, Hick.
13:04It's fun making fun of Dina.
13:06I love getting under her skin.
13:08He's like, let's go get some corn dogs at Fenway.
13:11You've become a bougie little shit.
13:14Oh.
13:14That's a little bit of a leap, sweetie.
13:16Don't call me sweetie.
13:18Don't call me sweetie.
13:22Ah, okay, sweetie.
13:25Oh my God.
13:26Calm down, penis head.
13:28We've been together seven minutes.
13:30Anyway, let's go to Fenway Park.
13:31I hope they have fried pickles there.
13:33Are we going the right way?
13:34I don't know.
13:35This is going up, no?
13:36523.
13:37It's going down on the right side though.
13:39That's what she said.
13:40Oh, there it is.
13:42The situation's room.
13:43Look, we're neighbors in the hotel too.
13:45Oh my God.
13:45See, we share a room kind of.
13:47Oh, cute.
13:49They gave us a little bit of a room.
13:49This little cookie.
13:52I hope I brought enough books.
13:56Michael?
13:56What's happening?
13:57Hey.
13:58Come on in.
13:59I just wanted to see if you brought the eggs that I asked you to bring.
14:03Yes.
14:03Yes, I did.
14:04Okay, perfect.
14:05I have a dozen right here.
14:07From Situation Farms.
14:09I'm getting eggs for Mike because I have a game that I want to do with the roomies.
14:14What did you need them for?
14:15Um, you guys talk about being healthy all the time.
14:18And I just want to make sure I have a good egg while I'm here.
14:20I'm not going to tell Mike because I don't want him telling the boys.
14:23And then the boys be like, I'm not doing it.
14:26So they'll find out sooner or later.
14:28All right.
14:29I will see you in a little bit.
14:30Thank you for the eggs.
14:32Okay.
14:33You got the five hardcovers.
14:35Oh my God, my flask.
14:38Daner.
14:38Yeah.
14:39I feel like since we're going to probably be doing a lot of sightseeing, like going around
14:43the town, I want to make sure me and my meatball have our drinks.
14:46Hi.
14:47Look what I brought.
14:49So yes, these look like hairbrushes.
14:51Okay.
14:52But they're not.
14:54What are they?
14:56Flask.
14:56Stop it.
14:57This is what I usually use at cheer comps.
14:59And I always hide our drinks because they're not supposed to like carry drinks everywhere
15:02because it's a cheer competition.
15:05So we're like pretending to brush our hair.
15:07I mean, if I'm going to drink wine, I might as well have some nice hair while doing it.
15:11Do you want me to fill it up to the top?
15:13No.
15:14Yes.
15:15All right, let's do it.
15:16We're going to Fenway Park.
15:18We're going to Fenway Park.
15:19We're going to Fenway Park.
15:19Dina's going to get a corn dog.
15:23Mina's going to come for you.
15:24I can't wait.
15:25When she starts waiting.
15:26I'm just like slowly, you know, poking the bear.
15:30He's hysterical.
15:31Go see a stand-up comedy, guys.
15:34It's breezy.
15:35I'm going to have to zip this bad boy up.
15:37You feel me?
15:37You're going to be freezing.
15:38You should have brought a jacket.
15:39Nah, I'm good.
15:40I am the jacket.
15:43Who dressed you today?
15:46I can't.
15:48Don't worry, guys.
15:48We won't stand out at all.
15:50Oh, my freaking God.
15:51It's on Big Daddy's shoulders.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55Good thing I brought the glasses.
16:01Why do you have 20 bucks?
16:03Well, listen.
16:04Enough about me.
16:05Are you a street peddler?
16:06Enough about me.
16:07Big Daddy Stitch is bringing along his best-selling novel,
16:10and I'm giving the gift of the comeback to the Red Sox today.
16:14I'm giving the gift of...
16:16Chlamydia?
16:18Oh, look.
16:19We are here.
16:20Oh, there it is.
16:21The Red Sox.
16:22Oh, my gosh.
16:23Look, Circus.
16:24Look, they're juggling.
16:26Woo!
16:26Look at those legs.
16:27Wow.
16:28All legs, baby.
16:29You guys here for the tour?
16:30Whoa.
16:31Yeah.
16:32What's up?
16:33I feel like Fenway Park is definitely a staple in Boston,
16:35so the fact that we're, like, getting educated on it
16:38and we have, like, our own tour guide and it's private,
16:40I mean, this is pretty cool.
16:42Please follow me this way, all right?
16:43Very cool.
16:43Wow.
16:44You guys have a whole performance.
16:45I never know when I'm gonna run into a fan,
16:47and that's when, you know, I have these books handy.
16:50All right, here you go.
16:51Whoa.
16:51You got a situation, Xavier?
16:52Oh, appreciate it.
16:54You use that for, like, your firewood.
16:56Firewood?
16:58That bad boy's, like, five stars, man.
17:02I got me something brewing, can't tell a soul.
17:06I really wish I was in Boston, but, like,
17:08I have literal fears about traveling.
17:11It's a lot to think about when you're pregnant.
17:13Yeah.
17:13And Angelina, she didn't go either.
17:15She doesn't want to be around anyway,
17:16because she doesn't want to tell anybody.
17:17She's stressing out, that's all.
17:19I know.
17:20But you're having a baby.
17:21You should be proud.
17:22It's a huge blessing to be a mom.
17:24I think Angelina's just too in her head.
17:26I think she's scared of everybody's reactions,
17:28scared of being pregnant in general.
17:30I just think there's a lot going on.
17:32I think once she comes out and tells everybody,
17:33she'll feel better anyways.
17:34Yeah, like, just come out and say it already.
17:36And then on the other hand, I'm like,
17:38it's nice to have somebody going through it with me.
17:40I'm not gonna lie.
17:41Like, maybe this is our chance to bond a little bit.
17:44You and Angel, who would've thought?
17:46Two peas in a pod.
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:48Our kids could hang out together.
17:50I don't know about that.
17:50Like, your kid's gonna be cursing and doing bad things, I said.
17:53So are ours.
17:56I don't know if my kid's gonna be glad to hang out with yours.
17:59Let's go.
17:59Thank you for showing us around.
18:01Oh, no problem.
18:02This is awesome.
18:03Over here, all the magazines do our highlights.
18:06Oh, wow.
18:06Wow.
18:07Wow, there's a lot of history throughout these walls.
18:09Fenway Park is so historic.
18:12So welcome to a little museum inside of Fenway Park.
18:15It's like one of the oldest stadiums in the country.
18:18Oh, wow.
18:19Are we allowed to touch it?
18:20That's what she said.
18:21Oh, wow.
18:22My dad will love this.
18:23Yeah, this guy's from the Bronx.
18:24I mean, I'm a New York Yankee fan.
18:26I kind of feel like I'm betraying them a little bit.
18:29Let's get a World Series trophy photo.
18:31That looks awesome.
18:32Yes, thank you.
18:33This right here are the best seats in baseball, in my opinion.
18:36I recommend going to the first level.
18:38Best view from down there.
18:39Oh, I see my name.
18:41Oh, wow.
18:42Someone take a picture.
18:43Wow, get, oh my God, photo.
18:45I have to say Fenway Park went above and beyond.
18:47Wow, this is awesome.
18:49I want a video of mine.
18:50Just like, wow.
18:51I feel famous.
18:53That one says Jersey Shore Family Fenway Vacation.
18:55Oh, yeah.
18:56Did I get that on there?
18:57Oh, sweet.
18:57So you know, I heard you like food.
18:59Yes.
19:00I got some tendies.
19:01You ready?
19:01Let's go.
19:03Now you're speaking my language.
19:05You had me at hello, okay?
19:06Like I said, I called in a favor.
19:08I got some stuff for you guys over here to try out.
19:10Oh, wow.
19:11I was hoping that there was a tour of the concession stand.
19:14Oh, wow.
19:15Look at this.
19:15I feel like that's a rite of passage if you go to Fenway, that you got to try the foods.
19:18Let's see what we got here.
19:20Oh, he's trying everything.
19:21All right, tendies and Fenway.
19:22Let's go.
19:22If I had to describe the tendies in one word.
19:25Oh, wow.
19:26Fire.
19:27Okay.
19:27The infamous Fenway Frank.
19:30Yo.
19:31Wow.
19:31The Fenway Frank is on another level.
19:34Quality Frank.
19:36All right.
19:36We're going to wash it down with some popcorn.
19:39Some ketchup.
19:39I would like some Fenway Franks, but you don't need the buns.
19:42Just like a...
19:43So there's a TikTok challenge going around where basically you're throwing hot dogs at
19:47someone's face and they have to catch it in their mouth in slow motion.
19:51What you got, Vinny?
19:52There's no one that we could do this TikTok.
19:54Oh, my God.
19:56I need to see this.
19:57You do it in slow motion.
19:58Oh, wow.
20:00No, I'm not doing it.
20:01I'll do it if Mike does it.
20:02I'm in if I'm in.
20:04If you film, I'll throw the hot dogs.
20:05All right, fine.
20:06I mean, honestly, this is not even a viral TikTok challenge.
20:09Come on, Ron.
20:10You got this.
20:10I used to be a pitcher in softball.
20:12Oh, great.
20:13Those videos are going to be blackmail for the rest of their life.
20:17Okay, here we go.
20:18Come on, Ron.
20:19You love me.
20:21Oh.
20:21Come on, Ron.
20:22You got this.
20:24Oh.
20:24Oh.
20:25All right, mics up.
20:27Oh.
20:28Oh.
20:30Oh.
20:34Oh.
20:34Oh.
20:36Oh.
20:37Oh.
20:38I'm not in a sport, so I really don't know what this has to do with a fucking baseball.
20:43Three strikes and you're out.
20:45Oh.
20:54Oh, oh.
20:56Oh.
20:56Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:58Oh.
20:59Oh.
21:02Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:04Oh.
21:13We're in Boston.
21:14All right, guys, follow me down this way, please.
21:16Welcome to the warning track.
21:18Oh, how cool.
21:20We're in the historic Fenway Park.
21:22I'm definitely cheating on the Yankees.
21:24Being down on the field, seeing it from this perspective...
21:28It's beautiful.
21:28...is super dope.
21:29I need to take a video of this to show the boys.
21:32I threw out the first pitch at a Mets game recently.
21:34And that felt amazing.
21:36You're going to do great, honey.
21:38I just love sports.
21:40And, like, honestly, what a great first Boston adventure.
21:43Xavier, did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 Club?
21:47This is this week's numbers, man.
21:48Damn.
21:49So that's 315.
21:50Is Mike showing this guy his workout videos right now?
21:53Here we go again.
21:54And then that's number five.
21:55I took a second break.
21:57And that's number six.
21:58Mike has something in his head.
22:00He has to say it 8,000 times to everybody.
22:03All right, guys, this is where I entered into the 315 Club right here.
22:07Oh, God, no one cares.
22:08Did you see my recent post about I'm in the 315 Club?
22:10Yeah.
22:11Numerous.
22:12You see your boy on social media, man, throwing up 315, kid?
22:16Yeah.
22:17Michael!
22:18We're fucking in the middle of Fenway Park, you idiot.
22:20Michael, enjoy the moment.
22:21I don't think this guy gives a shit about Mike's 315 Club.
22:25Boy, that shit's heavy, right?
22:26He just wants to get this tour over with.
22:28We're over here throwing hot dogs at each other.
22:30I think he wants to go home.
22:32All right, so we have a manual scoreboard here at Fenway Park.
22:36It's actually people inside of the scoreboard.
22:38Can you make the score say 315?
22:40Oh, my God.
22:42Wow, this is cool.
22:43Welcome to Inside the Monster, you guys.
22:45All the players, first time coming to Fenway Park,
22:48they're actually coming here to sign on the wall.
22:50All these signatures are from current players, old players,
22:53the away teams, legends.
22:54Wow, this is cool.
22:55Piece of history, man.
22:56Very cool.
22:57Sharpie?
22:57We're all signing?
22:58This is cool.
22:59We're allowed to sign?
23:00I feel like that's like Katy Perry going to space.
23:04Literally.
23:05Damn, that's really good.
23:06Could you make the score say Jersey Shore?
23:08Of course.
23:09J-E-R.
23:10Oh, my gosh, this is so cool.
23:12Like, this will make such a good group photo.
23:14All right, we're starting Jersey right here.
23:16J.
23:17I just want to be at that one.
23:19Good job.
23:20E.
23:21Yeah, we got it, sweetie.
23:23Shut up.
23:23J-E-R-E, right?
23:26Jersey.
23:27Listen, I've been drinking.
23:29When in Boston, when in Boston, right?
23:32When in Boston.
23:33Wait, stop.
23:34All of our hair's in it.
23:36So my brain isn't all there.
23:38It looks lopsided.
23:40That's what she said.
23:41All right, guys, get out of here and look at it.
23:45Oh, wow.
23:46That looks cool.
23:47Very nice.
23:47That was a lot of work.
23:48Good job, Ben.
23:48Let's take a photo, guys.
23:50I can't believe this guy benches more than Mike.
23:53That looks amazing, guys.
23:55All right, we're going to go to the visiting team dugout.
23:58There's all the way teams sit.
24:00Is there a bar?
24:01So Aaron Judge, Derek Jeter, this is where they sat when they came to play against the Boston Red Sox.
24:07Wow, very cool.
24:08Yeah, this is cool.
24:09Wait, Michael, what are you doing?
24:12I'm leaving signed books for the players.
24:15Oh, my God.
24:15They're going to love this.
24:16I said no one's going to pick up your books.
24:18What?
24:19No!
24:21We're going to leave little Easter eggs so that when they get it, they have the gift of the comeback.
24:26Boston, you're welcome.
24:27We're leaving.
24:28Let's go, Michael.
24:28All right, guys, this is the end of the tour.
24:30You're the greatest tour guide ever.
24:32Where should we go to keep these vibes going?
24:34I highly recommend Cheers.
24:37Cheers?
24:37Cheers.
24:38Like the cheers?
24:39Like the cheers.
24:40Oh, my God.
24:41I grew up to Cheers because my dad is a super Cheers fan, so I am so excited to keep
24:46this, like, iconic Boston day going.
24:48Don't worry.
24:49I have the transportation covered.
24:50Just follow me.
24:51Okay, let's go.
24:52Oh, my God.
24:54I didn't like that thing.
24:55All right, let's go.
24:56You Vinny?
24:57Hey.
24:58Hi, Jennifer.
24:58Boston Jen.
24:59Nice to meet you.
25:00How are you?
25:01Are these your schmuck friends here?
25:02These are the schmucks.
25:03So, looking up things to do in Boston, I come across the schmuck truck.
25:07A schmuck truck.
25:08Come on.
25:08Let's go.
25:09Wow, Boston's schmuck truck.
25:11Get the schmuck on the schmucking truck.
25:13She seems fun.
25:14Bunch of schmucks.
25:15Schmuck is kind of like an idiot.
25:17It's kind of like a chooch.
25:18Hey.
25:19This is adorable.
25:20This is cute.
25:21Mike blends in with the seats.
25:23If it's anything like I'm envisioning, we're going to fit right in.
25:26All right, let's go, schmucks.
25:28Book it, Allie.
25:29Easy on the bumps.
25:30That's what they used to say to Mike.
25:32Oh!
25:34When the DJ say he put him up, I put him up.
25:38DJ player.
25:39What's up, Boston?
25:41I am here.
25:42It means a lot to me to come back to Boston.
25:44I love Boston this time of year.
25:46Being from Rhode Island, we would always come to Boston to go out.
25:48I would DJ in Boston.
25:49It feels like home.
25:51Yeah.
25:52But...
25:52Let me see where these roommates are at.
25:55I don't need a hero, baby.
25:58Don't need to come and say, man.
26:01I'm just fine out here on my own.
26:05Bitch, where have you been?
26:06Are you okay?
26:07Why aren't you here in Boston?
26:09I need my dirty stay out.
26:11Call me back.
26:12I wish I could have been in Boston, but, like, I just don't want to be questioned.
26:16And I don't really know if I'm ready to open up about this yet.
26:21I'm...
26:21It just happened.
26:22I'm not, like, so far along.
26:24Like, you don't tell people you're pregnant until you're over that hump.
26:27Come on, baby.
26:27Let's take a nap, okay?
26:29I don't feel like that.
26:30And being pregnant, it's hard as fuck.
26:32I'm being sick and everything.
26:34God.
26:34Overall, I feel like shit.
26:36I feel so bad.
26:37I can't get back to all these people, but I just don't feel good right now.
26:40I can't talk.
26:53So here we are on our lovely way to the Cheers box.
26:56I love it.
26:57That show is iconic.
26:59It's where everybody calls your name.
27:01Everybody knows your name.
27:03Or no.
27:05It's where everybody knows your name.
27:07Goodness gracious.
27:08All right, listen, everybody.
27:09You're at the iconic Cheers bar.
27:12This is where everybody knows your name, okay?
27:15So let's go to the Cheers bar.
27:18I actually like her.
27:20I love her so much.
27:22That is awesome.
27:23Yeah, take us everywhere.
27:25All right, downstairs schmucks, go eat.
27:27Thanks, schmuck.
27:27I'll be here.
27:29The fucking Cheers bar.
27:30Is this where everybody knows your name?
27:32Oh, it's very 90s.
27:34Oh, Cheers.
27:35Are we sitting at the bar?
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37I love sitting at the bar.
27:39Oh, my God.
27:39This is so cool.
27:41It's like this set of Cheers.
27:44How cute is this?
27:45I love a bar.
27:46I feel like I'm at home here.
27:48Cheers.
27:48Cheers.
27:49Cheers and Cheers.
27:52Paulie's FaceTiming me.
27:53Yo.
27:54I just got to Boston.
27:55Where you guys at?
27:56We're at the Cheers bar.
27:57Yo, stop here.
27:59Yeah, but where am I going to park the car?
28:00Uh, just park the car inside.
28:02All right, I'm on my way.
28:03All right, bye.
28:03Hey, guys, on the show Cheers, when Norm would walk in,
28:08everybody would greet him and say, Norm.
28:11So when Paulie D. walks in, we're going to yell,
28:13Paulie D., we're going to pretend like we are on the set of Cheers.
28:18All right, you guys ready?
28:19I'm ready.
28:20What's coming?
28:24Paulie D.
28:26Paulie D.
28:29I'm the boss of you, the loud one.
28:31What's up, pal?
28:32What's up, pal?
28:33What are you guys doing in Boston?
28:34Hanging out.
28:35So how was Fenway?
28:36You would have loved it.
28:37Oh, nice.
28:38You know, this is like my neck of the woods, right?
28:40The Cheers bar?
28:41Yeah.
28:42Isn't that weird because we're like a show within a show?
28:45It's like Black Mirror.
28:47It's crazy.
28:48Yeah.
28:53Making your way in the world today
28:55Takes everything you've got
28:59Taking a break from all your worries
29:01Sure would help a lot
29:03Sure would help a lot
29:04Wouldn't you like to get away?
29:10Sometimes you want to go
29:13Where everybody knows your name
29:18And they're always glad you came
29:22You want to be where you can see
29:25Our troubles are all the same
29:27You want to be where everybody knows your name
29:33You want to go where people know
29:35People are all the same
29:37You want to go where everybody knows your name
29:47That was beautiful
29:49Good job
29:50One more for safety
29:53Wait
29:53Here, take this
29:55The roomies are all here now
29:57I feel like it's the perfect time
29:59To kind of reveal my egg game
30:01That I want to do with the roomies
30:03I asked Mike to bring some eggs
30:05To Boston
30:06Those are farm fresh eggs
30:08Yeah
30:08Okay
30:09The yolk is the yokest
30:12Okay
30:12I'm giving you guys a competition
30:16Everybody is going to get an egg
30:18And whoever doesn't crack the egg
30:20The longest wins
30:21Can't we just go someplace and enjoy it?
30:23Why is it always going to be something?
30:24We have to take care of it for the next three days
30:26Wow
30:27I just thought it would be funny
30:29To see who could take care of their eggs the best
30:30I ain't trying to hold no egg for the whole trip
30:32Right
30:32I have $500 here
30:34I am going to give an award
30:36I have $500 for the winner
30:38I feel like it'll give them a little more oomph
30:41To be involved
30:42What if three of us don't crack the egg?
30:44Anyway, she's got to split the $500
30:45That's like $5
30:46But I'm like, you know what?
30:47It doesn't matter
30:48I'm going to win
30:50Basically, they're your kid
30:51I left my kids to be a degenerate
30:54Give me my child
30:55Now I got to be responsible for a goddamn egg
30:57Does anybody else want an egg?
30:59You do?
31:00I need an egg
31:00Oh my god
31:01Then he wants an egg
31:02Hey, it's not a stupid t-shirt
31:04You can do whatever you want
31:06To make your egg last
31:08They're not hard-boiled
31:09So you have to be careful
31:11Yes
31:11Big Daddy Cinch is a chicken tender
31:14I take care of eggs all day long
31:16Oh, damn
31:18We got a situation
31:21This is liquid gold right here
31:23This is going to be the easiest $500
31:25That I've ever won
31:26I'm putting rims on mine
31:28Oh, shit
31:28Also, if you want to make a face
31:30I have little clothes
31:31And I have a hat
31:31Oh, give me one of them mouths, man
31:33Look at me
31:34This is me in pictures
31:35Yes, all the time
31:36Oh, she's fabulous
31:37Look at me, man
31:39Ooh, nice
31:40Look at my egg and the hat
31:42Mine's got my mouth
31:43Yes
31:43All right, we have to name them
31:45This is Ashley
31:47I have Frankie
31:48Oh, Vinny, yours looks like you
31:50Yo's got pink eye
31:51Oh, this is Katie
31:53She's at Coachella
31:55Oh, nice
31:55This is Stefano
31:57Stefano
31:58He's a supercar enthusiast
32:00Nice
32:00Nice
32:01Mine is named Sev
32:02He likes sneakers
32:03He's into fashion
32:05And he doesn't like skinny women
32:09We're not just making an egg
32:11We're making a member of the family
32:13This is Frankie
32:14He doesn't like rude people
32:18Like, they have a backstory
32:20They have history
32:21This is Esteban
32:23Why is I so far apart?
32:24Esteban went to prison for financial crimes
32:29Esteban is a little cockeyed
32:31He's really good at bocce ball and scrabble
32:33And loves Spanish rice
32:35This is Chelsea
32:36She's my Long Island queen
32:38She's living her best life
32:40Wow, look at you guys
32:41I'm so impressed
32:43Everybody is so into it
32:45I knew they would come around
32:46I knew it
32:48Whoa, I almost just dropped it
32:50I can't believe no one cracked the egg yet
32:51Yeah, we have to make bets
32:53Who's gonna ruin their egg first
32:55And who's gonna ruin their egg the last
32:57The last is probably Dina
32:59Yeah, Dina's gonna take it home
33:01Listen, I'm a mom
33:02So, like, I think I have this one in the bag
33:04I'm gonna make Ashley look pretty
33:08Oh, you
33:09Ow
33:11Oh, my God
33:12Oh, meatball down
33:18You lost 500
33:19This is your game
33:20What just happened?
33:22She's fine
33:23No, he cracked
33:24That doesn't count
33:25R.I.P. Ashley
33:33Well, Ashley's dead
33:36I don't know if it's morning sickness or what
33:38But being that Sammy is the only one that knows my secret
33:41Is everything okay?
33:42No, not at all
33:43She's definitely the one I'm gonna lean on here
33:45All right, I'll see you in a little
33:51All right, I'll see you in a little
33:56Okay, this is your game
33:58What just happened?
33:59I'm just gonna make a new egg
34:00No
34:01No way, why do you still have an egg?
34:03This is your game
34:04It's gonna take a couple days for this L to sink in for Dina
34:08She seems okay
34:10Screw it
34:10I make the rules
34:11I made this competition
34:13I'm making a second Ashley
34:15I just want an egg
34:16So what else is going on?
34:18Ronnie has a German girlfriend
34:19Really?
34:20Yep
34:20Good for you, man
34:22Let's meet Ronnie's girlfriend
34:24I'm like, oh, here we go
34:26Thank you, Vin
34:27You want to show us a picture?
34:28You want to show her a picture?
34:29Oh my God
34:29I've been begging to see Ron's girlfriend
34:32You were supposed to show me a picture
34:34I'm gonna
34:34Can I see a picture?
34:37You said that last time
34:38I know, so you didn't
34:39Like, bitch, just show me your girlfriend
34:40Like, what do you think I'm gonna do?
34:41Stalk her?
34:42Ooh, Ronnie's in a relationship
34:44Hold on
34:46I definitely want my girlfriend to meet all the roomies
34:48But we both agreed that we would definitely take things slow
34:52And I think by doing that
34:53We built something that I never had with my significant other
34:56Which is a healthy relationship
34:57So what else?
34:59Angelina's not here because she's pregnant
35:01Yes?
35:01Yeah
35:01Are you the father?
35:02That's what the word is
35:03I know I heard that rumor
35:04I didn't want to ask it though
35:05Didn't show up
35:06No call, no nothing
35:07No call, no show
35:08No one mentioned anything there
35:10She must be pregnant
35:11She must be
35:12Well, damn
35:13I don't know what's going on with Angelina
35:15But if she's pregnant, who's the father?
35:17Ronnie is a German girlfriend
35:20Angelina's pregnant
35:20Oh my God
35:21Bunch of wieners to the face
35:24That's all that happened today
35:25All right
35:26So the usual
35:27Tuesday
35:28Guys, don't worry
35:29It'd be great
35:30It's a career suicide
35:31You'll love it
35:33What a good time
35:34Shall we?
35:34We're going
35:35Oh, we're going?
35:36Let's go
35:36All right, guys
35:37Good night
35:37Bye, thank you
35:39Thank you
35:39Everybody make sure you have your egg
35:41Mine's in my titties
35:42Oh, I'm going through the back
35:43That's what she says
35:44Hey, Jen
35:45Oh, it's my new bestie, Jen
35:47I like the schmuck truck
35:49I love it
35:50I'm a fan
35:51Mike, where's your egg?
35:53Oh, it's going to break in your pocket
35:55Vinny, where's your egg?
35:56I got it right here
35:57My eggs are on the inside
35:59I never thought that I would ever be taking an egg home from the bar
36:03That's a first for me
36:06Ron, can you show me now?
36:08Why are you so secretive?
36:09Was she in the fucking CIA?
36:11I don't understand
36:11They're not letting up about my girlfriend
36:13So here, look
36:15I want to see
36:18Do we know she's faithful and a good girl?
36:21Yeah
36:21How do you know?
36:22Because I've been talking to her for a year
36:23And I've been making sure
36:24Ronny, let me see, brother
36:26Oh, she's pretty
36:27Oh, this is Ronny's type
36:29Yeah, she's your type
36:30She's a good person
36:31Good for you, man
36:32She's good to me
36:33She keeps care of me
36:34She's good with the baby
36:35Yeah, she's really good with Ariana
36:37I need to meet
36:39Yeah, one day we will
36:40I think that when they do meet her, they're going to love her
36:42Let me see, let me see
36:43Be careful
36:44He's going to slide in the DM
36:46I'm already subscribed, you idiot
36:49I'm just taking it slow with her
36:50Good for you, Ron
36:51You're going to like it
36:52Yeah
36:53We're happy for you
36:54We just want you happy
36:54Well, I am, I am
36:56I'm just hoping it works out for Ron
36:57Because he does deserve, like, a good girl
36:59And, like, to be in love
37:00And just to have, like, a stable relationship
37:02So I hope this one works out
37:04Here we are
37:06All right
37:07Open the back, please
37:08That's what she said
37:09See you schmucks later
37:11Hi, Jen, I'm sure we'll see you tomorrow
37:13Oh, yeah
37:13Jen, I'll text you tomorrow, okay?
37:15All right, Vinny
37:16Don't go too far
37:17I won't go too far
37:18Woo!
37:19Welcome home, Pauly
37:20Good night
37:21Good night, Boston
37:22Good night, Boston
37:23What happens in Boston stays in Boston
37:26Unless you're Mike with a hot dog
37:28I can't
37:29I'm putting my egg to bed
37:30I gotta put Seth to sleep
37:33I know, wait, Chelsea
37:34Good night, guys!
37:36Good night
37:36Mike, don't snore
37:38Oh, my God
37:39I need to not drink anymore
37:42I just hit myself in the head
37:44All right, Ash
37:45I'm gonna get you settled
37:47I'm gonna sleep right here
37:48Nice and cozy
37:50Ooh, yep
37:51Lock it into place
37:52You feel me?
37:53Trying to get that 500, man
37:56Don't move
37:56All right, my guy
37:58It's kind of creepy
37:59If you look at me while I'm sleeping
38:00So look over there
38:02All right
38:02All right, good night, Frankie
38:07We're going to bed
38:09Overall, first day in Boston
38:10Frickin' loved it
38:11So much fun
38:12Now, I'm just glad that Kitty
38:14Is safe and sound in my room
38:16Kitty is fine
38:17Kitty, you are fine
38:19I have three children
38:20You're not gonna die
38:21Dina fucking killed her child right away
38:24So, just saying
38:27I'm hoping that my egg survives this Boston trip
38:29But, you know
38:30Well, if it dies, it dies
38:32Whatever
38:33Good night
38:34Tell of it
38:50I don't know what's going on with my body
38:53It's like fucking not feeling good
38:55I felt like utter shit last night
38:57And into the morning
38:58I don't know if it's stress
38:59But, the pregnancy's on my mind
39:01And, this is making me nervous
39:04Hey
39:04Hey
39:06How's it going?
39:08You know
39:09Feeling a little weird
39:10Really?
39:11Is everything okay?
39:12No, not
39:13Not at all
39:14I'm not actually far from you
39:16I want to just ask you what you think
39:18Your opinion on stuff
39:19Yeah, why don't you stop?
39:20We're good
39:20Okay
39:21All right, I'll see you in a little
39:22All right, I'll see you in a little
39:23Bye
39:23Bye
39:24Bye
39:25I don't know if it's morning sickness
39:26Or what
39:27But, being that Sammy is the only one
39:29That knows what I'm going through
39:29She knows my secret
39:34She's definitely the one
39:35I'm going to lean on here
39:43Jesus
39:49Welcome
39:49Tender time
39:51Oh, wow
39:52I'm pretty sure I can make a horror movie out of this
39:55We got the keys, SimCity baby
39:57Tina's like, when I want to be healthy
39:58I eat one biscuit
39:59Leave her alone
40:00I'm not taking any more of this nonsense
40:02You fucking little ass
40:03Oh, you little ass
40:05You think something's wrong?
40:06I don't know
40:07Go to the ER
40:08We're going to eat one miles
40:11Bye
40:12Bye
40:14Bye
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