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The Boys Season 5 Episode 8
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00:00:00In the end, only one of us left standing.
00:00:09To fucking Roy.
00:00:17Easter is just around the corner.
00:00:18How perfect would it be for your second coming to come on the day of Jesus' resurrection?
00:00:23You got the president killed.
00:00:24I didn't have a choice.
00:00:25It's over.
00:00:26You will never hear from me ever again.
00:00:28She's using you!
00:00:29You shut the fuck up!
00:00:33You step one foot in the water anywhere, we're gonna kill you!
00:00:37Why would Holander be bringing together the world's most dangerous psychics?
00:00:41Little authorities.
00:00:42There is no room for heresy.
00:00:44I really did care.
00:00:45I was just like you.
00:00:47Be the annoying, goody-two-shoes asshole that you are.
00:00:50What do you want? Your help?
00:00:52You see, Billy had no conscience.
00:00:54He will ask you to pull him back.
00:00:56But the truth of the matter is, is that you are fucked when you get in this way.
00:00:59Because anyone who's ever loved you, you end up getting them killed, don't you?
00:01:02I set the Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects.
00:01:08Thank you for saving me.
00:01:11Mon Cal.
00:01:12You saved me.
00:01:14No!
00:01:16No!
00:01:16No!
00:01:17No!
00:01:17No!
00:01:18No, no, no...
00:01:19No!
00:01:47I, Serge Emile,
00:01:50being of unsound mind and haggard body,
00:01:54declare this my last will and testament,
00:01:57though I have no worldly possessions to bequeath,
00:01:59that as I compose this letter on cardstock smuggled into the freedom camp
00:02:03within the anus of a rotund guard with colitis named Bert,
00:02:10I am reminded that I do have something to give you,
00:02:14the knowledge that I have seen each and every one of your assholes.
00:02:17Excuse me?
00:02:20It says what it says.
00:02:22Um, Butcher, I installed a toilet cam once purely for science.
00:02:27Long story, and it inadvertently captured yours.
00:02:30Huey and M.M., as we were bent over and searched for contraband in the camp,
00:02:34Annie, I accidentally walked in on you and Huey,
00:02:37plumbing each other's depths, but you did not notice me.
00:02:40I am just gonna skip ahead.
00:02:42Yeah, if that's a good idea.
00:02:43Some refer to it as a mud dungeon chestnut balloon knot.
00:02:48Okay.
00:02:50All right, he drew sketches.
00:02:52This is mostly asshole related, but, um...
00:02:54Okay, yeah, I think he's getting to his point.
00:02:56Um, we've been through so much together.
00:02:59The best and worst of times.
00:03:01And I've become closer to all of you than my own blood.
00:03:06So close that I've seen all your assholes.
00:03:09And that, to me, is a true mark of family.
00:03:13You are my family.
00:03:15I cannot know if I will have wiped my own slate clean enough to enter the kingdom of heaven.
00:03:19But fear not, I am at peace.
00:03:22Because for a moment, I knew heaven on earth.
00:03:26And your arms, Mokai.
00:03:46Here's to the Mavericks.
00:03:49The Radicals.
00:03:50The Revolutionaries.
00:03:52Because the ones strong enough to change the world are the ones who usually do.
00:03:57Easter Sunday, 4 p.m. live from the White House.
00:04:02Homelander reboots the universe.
00:04:05Streaming on Rockbook, Rocktube.
00:04:14It's all right.
00:04:16Not here to hurt you.
00:04:18You mean like last time?
00:04:20Look at you.
00:04:21No harm done.
00:04:23How'd you find me?
00:04:24Crime analytics got wind of a young man flying outside Kovareed.
00:04:29Tends to draw attention.
00:04:31I don't want your help.
00:04:34I know.
00:04:35You made that very clear.
00:04:37But you're also the son of God, and you should not be sleeping in a barn.
00:04:41You can have a whole floor of the tower.
00:04:43Do what you want with it.
00:04:44Come and go as you please.
00:04:46I don't want to be anywhere near you.
00:04:47Everything.
00:04:51I don't want to be here.
00:04:59I don't want to be here.
00:05:03I don't want to be here.
00:05:13I don't want to be here.
00:05:14I know you.
00:05:15Because I am you.
00:05:19And you're me.
00:05:25Dad?
00:05:34Get fucked.
00:05:37I am nothing like you.
00:05:39You were already the most powerful person on Earth,
00:05:42and you were a lonely, miserable piece of fucking shit.
00:05:46Throwing tantrums when you think of what you want.
00:05:49Why the fuck would more power make you any better?
00:05:53It's just gonna make you an even more lonely, miserable piece of shit.
00:05:58Scaring people into calling you God...
00:06:03doesn't make you God.
00:06:07And deep down you know that.
00:06:15It's okay.
00:06:23You don't know what's going on.
00:06:26It's okay.
00:06:33But you will.
00:06:39She won't talk, or she can't talk.
00:06:42I don't know.
00:06:44That girl's got a real, uh...
00:06:46I'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with that energy.
00:06:48He's been through a lot.
00:06:51What's Sage saying?
00:06:53Is there any sign the experiments worked?
00:06:54Nope.
00:06:55Which means Frenchie died for nothing.
00:07:00All right, when you get to where you're going, make sure you change that dress now.
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:05When are we leaving?
00:07:08That's a good question.
00:07:10I told you.
00:07:11I told you we're not running.
00:07:12I'm not asking you to run.
00:07:13I'm asking you to save these people.
00:07:15Save them from the guy who's hogged they were drooling to suck literally yesterday.
00:07:19I bet home later has a weird dick.
00:07:22We can do more.
00:07:23We want to do more.
00:07:24Saving these people is the best any of us can do.
00:07:27Just get them to Canada.
00:07:29Hook up with the rest of your team and keep helping people one at a time.
00:07:32While you die on some suicide mission?
00:07:35Do you even have a plan?
00:07:36I mean, suicide versus Canada.
00:07:38Through a horse race.
00:07:40Am I right?
00:07:41Gotcha.
00:07:42Ernest o'clock.
00:07:43I'll fuck myself right out.
00:07:47When I joined the Seven, I was so excited to meet you, Maeve.
00:07:55But, never meet your heroes.
00:07:57She was bitter.
00:07:58She was checked out.
00:07:59And she just, she gave away so many parts of herself.
00:08:03There was nothing left.
00:08:04And I was such an annoying little shit just running around saying there's always something worth fighting for.
00:08:12I swore to myself I would never let that happen to me.
00:08:18But it did.
00:08:20Not anymore.
00:08:24I'm not on a suicide trip.
00:08:26It's not a lost cause.
00:08:27It's not even about winning.
00:08:29It's, it's about keeping the light burning as long as we fucking can.
00:08:37So thank you for being my annoying little shit.
00:08:45I don't know about never meet your heroes, by the way.
00:08:50It worked out okay for me.
00:09:12Happy anniversary, Mr. First, gentlemen.
00:09:17I had a custom made from turbine grade titanium.
00:09:22The straps are reinforced ballistic Kevlar.
00:09:25No matter how much I defile you, this one will never explode.
00:09:32Oh, baby.
00:09:34I lucked out when I arranged marrying you.
00:09:45You need more time?
00:09:47Ain't enough time in the world for that one.
00:09:49What's the problem?
00:09:50Oh, don't get me wrong.
00:09:52I am honored to be writing Homelander's speech,
00:09:55heralding the coming of our new lord.
00:09:59What?
00:10:00I guess I just didn't expect so many people would, uh, doubt.
00:10:09Homelander's godhood.
00:10:12You stole that 95 Chateau, Margot?
00:10:14The one you took from that pedo priest at Immaculate Conception?
00:10:18Mm-hmm.
00:10:19Let's crack it open.
00:10:20Great idea.
00:10:27Look, I know you're pissed at me, but I really need you right now.
00:10:30What is he thinking?
00:10:34If I press him, will he flip on Homelander?
00:10:38Oh, for fuck's sake, is this the eighth grade?
00:10:45So, all those people who are gonna doubt?
00:10:48What if you did something about it?
00:10:50What do you mean?
00:10:53I think you know.
00:10:54No, I don't.
00:10:56Well?
00:11:07I just mean, how can we help Homelander make the world believe?
00:11:12I ponder that every day.
00:11:25Yum.
00:11:37When I was a little girl, I had this dog, Peaches.
00:11:39She died.
00:11:40I was riding the school bus.
00:11:42That ran her over.
00:11:44So messy.
00:11:46And I carried her collar with me.
00:11:48For weeks.
00:11:50You know, anything to remind me of the pet I love so much.
00:11:53That's what you're doing, yeah?
00:11:56You let everyone think that you were the stray that Frenchie took you in, when you know it was really
00:12:00the other way around.
00:12:02He was your pet.
00:12:04Your lap dog, really.
00:12:06Yeah, you strung him along, but you kept his leash tight, because you loved using him.
00:12:10Oh, you got off on his devotion.
00:12:13And just when it looked like he might move on with someone else, you finally fucked him.
00:12:19Anything to keep him from being happy.
00:12:23When he would have done anything for you.
00:12:26Even throw his life away.
00:12:33And you let him.
00:12:34You wanted him to do it.
00:12:50Hey!
00:12:50Hey!
00:12:51Hey! Easy does it!
00:12:52Listen to me.
00:12:53Soldier boy has to be fucking fuming for his blast to work, alright?
00:12:56I thought you might be the same, so he spilled a bit of tea on you.
00:12:59But it was nothing personal, God's honest.
00:13:01Oh?
00:13:02Now, forever.
00:13:04Farewell.
00:13:05Farewell the, the, the...
00:13:08What?
00:13:09What the fuck you want about?
00:13:10Othello.
00:13:11I knew it by heart, but now it's, it's...
00:13:15Gone.
00:13:16My brain was so loud, and now, it's...
00:13:24It worked.
00:13:26I'm fucking stupid like you guys!
00:13:40Cool.
00:13:42Cool, cool.
00:13:43So, we're all getting pretty radiated right now, which is fun.
00:13:48What matters is Frenchie did it.
00:13:51It works.
00:13:52Yeah.
00:13:53I did...
00:13:54Stuff, too.
00:13:56I mean, I knew you'd make a bloody good weapon, but never in my wildest.
00:13:59Then I think you'd be just good.
00:14:00So, what's the plan?
00:14:02Homelander's using Easter to announce he's God Almighty, so we know where he'll be and when.
00:14:06And if it's anything like that VOD Studio shit, as soon as he's done, he's sicking his thought police on
00:14:11America.
00:14:12The only reason the people are gonna die.
00:14:13So, just to state the obvious, we're talking about breaking into the White House?
00:14:18Yeah.
00:14:18And we have to assume Homelander knows we're coming.
00:14:20I got it.
00:14:21You wear disguises.
00:14:22You dress up like those, those soldiers with the, the furry hats.
00:14:27Shit.
00:14:27That's England.
00:14:29Ignore me.
00:14:30And how do we get in?
00:14:32Underground tunnel.
00:14:33The afterbooks one that JFK used to shake Maryland.
00:14:36We have to imagine the secret presidential fuck tunnels must be pretty secure.
00:14:39True.
00:14:40But I still got the blueprints from last year when we did protection for Singer.
00:14:43Every door code, every entrance.
00:14:45Smart.
00:14:46So how bad are you, Lone?
00:14:49One last go.
00:15:03I'll take that as a yes.
00:15:05Fuck no.
00:15:06Y'all are dumb as fucking shit.
00:15:10Homelander's gonna kill you.
00:15:11And he'll find me.
00:15:12So the rest of the time I got, I'm going to Harry Potter World in Orlando.
00:15:18Who's with me?
00:15:22Wands up, bitches.
00:15:23Sage out.
00:15:39I'm a disruptor.
00:15:40I disrupt.
00:15:42And I was thinking, why can't Starlighters work in my factory as non-compensated employees?
00:15:48So, slaves?
00:15:50Homelander, I'm glad you're here.
00:15:52I'd love to bend your ear about white fertility rates.
00:15:54Oh, why don't you wait for us in the garden?
00:15:56We just need a moment.
00:15:57Right?
00:15:57Right this way.
00:16:00Who the fuck is that?
00:16:01Gunter Van Ellis.
00:16:02World's richest man.
00:16:04Seventeen children.
00:16:06Amateur astronaut.
00:16:07So?
00:16:08He represents a consortium of billionaires, and they have a few requests.
00:16:12I don't have time for this.
00:16:13Well, they are the ruling class of America.
00:16:16To build your church, we'll need their support.
00:16:22Is he a believer?
00:16:24Or any of them?
00:16:25Or are they just scared of me?
00:16:27Even Thomas doubted.
00:16:29With enough time, the gentlest water can wear down any storm.
00:16:34Patience.
00:16:34Wherever you're going, get there faster.
00:16:36I believe we should consider postponing.
00:16:39Out of the question.
00:16:40You saw Butcher's lab.
00:16:41If he managed to figure out Soulja Boy's blast, or if there were even the slightest chance that he might
00:16:46render you powerless.
00:16:47You think I'm afraid of William Butcher?
00:16:49No.
00:16:50No, of course not.
00:16:51Of course not.
00:16:51We've taken the necessary precautions.
00:16:53We've moved the venue here.
00:16:55We just don't want any distractions on your blessed day.
00:16:58And it will give me more time to do what I do best.
00:17:02Convert more souls to your righteous banner.
00:17:05Your eminence.
00:17:09Not now, Diva.
00:17:10Not your call, Prophet Verlaman.
00:17:11Look, you don't need the Seven anymore.
00:17:13Genius move, as always, but I've been thinking.
00:17:15What you do need is a crusader.
00:17:17Yeah, like one of those yoke knights from the olden days.
00:17:20Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law.
00:17:23Where did you learn about the Crusades?
00:17:24Um, the Bible. Ever heard of it?
00:17:26It's not in the Bible.
00:17:27Uh, let me guess.
00:17:28Indiana Jones.
00:17:29What?
00:17:30No.
00:17:31Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves.
00:17:32That's not a documentary.
00:17:33No, she's Sherlock.
00:17:39What did you...
00:17:40He's an astronaut.
00:17:41I took him to space.
00:17:43Now, listen to me.
00:17:44I don't need anyone anymore.
00:17:46I don't need billionaires.
00:17:47Couldn't agree more, sir.
00:17:48And I don't need perverted fish fuckers who debase themselves endlessly
00:17:51for mere drops of my affection.
00:17:56So, what do you think of me?
00:17:57Since the day we met.
00:17:59I have never had less respect for anyone in my life.
00:18:04In fact, Kevin, the only reason that I haven't fucking killed you is that I want you to feel deep
00:18:12in your heart how truly worthless you really are.
00:18:22Are the psychics in place?
00:18:24Nationwide.
00:18:25Good.
00:18:27The second the light broadcasts is over, I want the wheat separated from the chaff.
00:18:32If those who don't accept my truth will be the first to burn in my holy fire.
00:18:40Smile, Father.
00:18:42One way or another, it's gonna be a beautiful day.
00:19:06Back in the go.
00:19:08But you're wrong.
00:19:10You are not just a weapon.
00:19:14From the start, Frenchy saw who you were.
00:19:18And because he saw it, we saw it.
00:19:21Just because he's gone, doesn't mean all that's gone too.
00:19:27All right, this should be a bit of a fucking laugh.
00:19:30Come on in.
00:19:51You know what would be super fucking helpful right now?
00:19:54Is if you would talk to me, bitch.
00:19:56What was that?
00:19:59Nothing.
00:20:00I'm just super psyched to hear your speech, babe.
00:20:02I'm sure you crushed it.
00:20:05You're alive in five, four, three.
00:20:14My fellow Americans.
00:20:19Happy Easter.
00:20:21A day commemorating Jesus, who, as we all know, was tortured, stripped of his dignity, and killed.
00:20:27And that's all well and good.
00:20:29But you're Americans.
00:20:32You deserve a God who doesn't die.
00:20:35A God who fights back.
00:20:37A God you can believe in.
00:20:39Well, today, I bring you good news.
00:20:45Recently, I was visited by an exquisite angel, bearing the gift of revelation.
00:20:53Ooh, yep.
00:20:54Smells exactly how I thought a secret fuck tunnel would smell.
00:20:57As I bathed in her light, her heavenly lips spilled sweet truth into my ear.
00:21:02And I was awakened to my true purpose.
00:21:06Not just to be the world's greatest hero, but to save all humanity.
00:21:13To be the second coming.
00:21:20But in a way, really, I'm the first coming America.
00:21:25America, I am the Lord, your Savior.
00:21:33I am your God.
00:21:35And as such, I'm going to usher this world into a new golden dawn.
00:21:40An age in which your God moves among you, seen and heard.
00:21:45Your prayers are truly answered when you visit Homelander.church.
00:21:49And all I ask for in return...
00:21:51Madam President, there is this threat on the building.
00:21:53A small group has infiltrated the tunnels.
00:21:55It's Butcher and his team.
00:21:56Don't worry.
00:21:57We're ready.
00:21:58Take her to the secure facility.
00:22:03Hang about.
00:22:05There weren't no door here on them blueprints.
00:22:08Nope.
00:22:09That's new.
00:22:12Fuck.
00:22:34Fuck my fucking life.
00:22:40Madam President!
00:23:02Right, go right.
00:23:04Fucking finally, you judgmental cunt.
00:23:07Fuck.
00:23:14Do you flick your clips all day?
00:23:16Get out of there!
00:23:33Homelander's in the Oval Office.
00:23:35Good.
00:23:35Lead the way.
00:23:36Fuck no.
00:23:37He would rip my tits out through my vag.
00:23:39But I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:23:42It's that way.
00:23:44Break a leg.
00:23:54Uh, left.
00:24:01Proud of you, bitch.
00:24:26You've been crying?
00:24:31No.
00:24:33Starlight.
00:24:34It was all a test.
00:24:35Yes.
00:24:36The universe is rewarding me for my loyalty, just like Sean Connery rewarded Costner at
00:24:40the end of Robin and Prince of Thieves.
00:24:42Sweet Jesus, you're a moron.
00:24:46I'm gonna kill you.
00:24:48And then Homelander will finally see.
00:24:51I got him.
00:24:53Keep going.
00:25:07I just want Butcher and the girl.
00:25:09The rest of you can go in peace.
00:25:14No, no, no.
00:25:15We don't have time.
00:25:16You just can't give me a good home letter before he fucks off.
00:25:18I got this.
00:25:19Yeah, now you're gonna manage that.
00:25:22That is an Ansel IGS 300.
00:25:26I mean, you have your thing.
00:25:28I have mine.
00:25:35Oi.
00:25:36Come on.
00:25:37This way.
00:25:42Oi.
00:25:43This shot is diabolical.
00:25:57Why are you doing this, huh?
00:25:59We're seeing you in line.
00:26:00For a man who wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.
00:26:03I'm his right-hand bro.
00:26:04He'll piss on me whenever I want.
00:26:06Listen.
00:26:06I know you're scared.
00:26:08I'm not scared as shit.
00:26:09Deep Kevin.
00:26:10I can see it in your eyes.
00:26:12Homelander terrifies you.
00:26:14But he sure as fuck doesn't respect you.
00:26:17Don't you want to be free of it?
00:26:19Of him?
00:26:22That fucking mouth of yours.
00:26:23This isn't about me.
00:26:24Of course it is!
00:26:26I used to have it all.
00:26:28Hail power.
00:26:29Respect.
00:26:30Top 50 star meter on IMDb Pro.
00:26:33Girl, the badge just started when you showed up.
00:26:36I lost everything!
00:26:37You made those fucked up choices.
00:26:39You ruined your own life.
00:26:41You're not a fucking baby.
00:26:43For once, take some responsibility for yourself.
00:26:48No!
00:26:55Fuck.
00:26:55There's no way out.
00:26:57Oh, fuck.
00:27:00Where's Butcher?
00:27:13I really need a new job.
00:27:16I simply ask that you open your hearts
00:27:19and put your faith in me.
00:27:22Those who accept my truth will be welcomed
00:27:24into a land of milk and honey,
00:27:26for I am your father.
00:27:35I am the...
00:27:37I am the...
00:27:41But no matter what I do,
00:27:43the only people will never accept me into your hearts.
00:27:47Never love me.
00:27:49Never believe in me.
00:27:52And to such heretics I offer,
00:27:54oblivion,
00:27:56and those who seek to destroy me.
00:27:58You will die
00:27:59the most horrible of deaths,
00:28:01as befits your wickedness.
00:28:04My reign will last forever,
00:28:06and when this world is cold
00:28:08and dead,
00:28:09I shall remain
00:28:11eternal.
00:28:13God of the ashes.
00:28:23Evening, cunts.
00:28:27Daddy's home.
00:28:32William.
00:28:36I was starting to think
00:28:37you weren't going to hold up
00:28:38your end of our deal.
00:28:45Scorched earth.
00:28:48Shame
00:28:49about the French one.
00:28:52How's your little science experiment
00:28:54going without him?
00:28:56Let's find out.
00:29:14The rest of order
00:29:15of the boat
00:29:15of the air!
00:29:17Ah!
00:29:32There is a relative
00:29:34of the ship
00:29:36Yeah!
00:29:37Ah!
00:29:54Oh, fuck.
00:30:05Oh, fuck.
00:30:05Oh, fuck.
00:30:07Oh, my God.
00:30:08Oh, my God.
00:30:08I'm so sorry.
00:30:11Stay away from me.
00:30:12Stay away from me.
00:30:17Stay away from me.
00:30:23I'm sorry.
00:30:23Oh, shit.
00:30:32Huh.
00:30:33Oh, shit.
00:30:59Oh, shit.
00:31:08Oh, shit.
00:31:14Oh, shit.
00:31:26Oh, shit.
00:31:29Oh, shit.
00:31:32Oh, shit.
00:31:41Oh, shit.
00:31:44Oh, shit.
00:31:47Oh, shit.
00:31:50Oh, shit.
00:31:51I started with you.
00:32:03What the fuck are you waiting for now, goddammit?
00:32:18What is wrong?
00:32:34Why not?
00:32:36Why not?
00:32:37Why not?
00:32:41Why not?
00:32:41Why not?
00:33:06Why not?
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00:34:31Why not?
00:34:46I don't know.
00:34:54I don't know.
00:35:34This is for Frenchy.
00:35:45Oh!
00:35:53Stop!
00:35:56You owe me all the times I could have killed you, and I didn't.
00:36:00I let you live.
00:36:02I'll give you fuck.
00:36:05I'll give you fuck.
00:36:07You can do whatever you want with it.
00:36:10Okay?
00:36:11I'll...
00:36:11I'll...
00:36:13Becca!
00:36:14You want your wife back.
00:36:16I'll have your shapeshifter.
00:36:18Beat her.
00:36:20Just tell me.
00:36:22I'll fucking suck your dick.
00:36:24Please.
00:36:24I'll do anything.
00:36:26You want me to eat shit?
00:36:27I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:36:28I'll eat your fucking shit.
00:36:30I'll eat it.
00:36:34I'll eat it.
00:36:35I'll eat it.
00:36:36I'll eat it.
00:36:38I'll eat it.
00:36:38Madeline, you promised me.
00:36:40He's not me.
00:36:43You can't fucking do this.
00:36:44You can't fucking do this!
00:36:47I am the homeland.
00:36:50No.
00:36:52No, you ain't nothing.
00:36:56And this...
00:36:59This is for my beggar.
00:37:01No. No.
00:37:40No, no, no.
00:37:48No, that's fine.
00:37:51Be quiet.
00:37:53No, no, no, no.
00:38:00I get it.
00:38:09I get it.
00:38:19I got you, kid.
00:38:23Easy.
00:38:24All right?
00:38:29Just take it easy.
00:38:58Confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate.
00:39:02Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero, was killed today after proclaiming himself
00:39:07a so-called god.
00:39:08Oh, second!
00:39:10Oh, you f***ing s*** on life, TV.
00:39:13And Homelander was deeply unwell.
00:39:15I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA who, on my direct orders, dealt
00:39:20with this terrifying threat to democracy.
00:39:23And to those of you speculating, I want to say no.
00:39:26I am not going to resign.
00:39:28I did absolutely nothing wrong.
00:39:30That was former President Ashley Barrett, who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress,
00:39:36was impeached this afternoon and immediately removed from office.
00:39:40So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of America's first female president.
00:39:46Here you go.
00:39:49My brother.
00:39:51Oh, nice one.
00:39:52Ooh.
00:39:53Can I try that?
00:39:54You did good today, kid.
00:39:56Here you go.
00:39:58I just wish Frenchie could have seen you.
00:40:03He did.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10It tastes like dirty cock.
00:40:11Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?
00:40:13Mm-hmm.
00:40:16Never.
00:40:28Listen, mate.
00:40:32There ain't nothing I can say to make this any easier.
00:40:38But you've done what you had to do.
00:40:40You've done the right thing, right?
00:40:49Anyway.
00:40:50We can put all this shite behind us now.
00:40:53We ain't got no powers no more.
00:40:55We're just ordinary glugs.
00:40:59We could find somewhere quiet.
00:41:01Start again.
00:41:03Just you, me, and Terra.
00:41:05I reckon your mum would like that.
00:41:11I know what my dad was.
00:41:14And it's better that he's gone.
00:41:18But you're not a good person either.
00:41:23I didn't choose you over him.
00:41:28I chose myself.
00:41:30I'm sorry, but I don't want a fresh start with you.
00:41:36I want this to be the end.
00:41:55Well, it's just you and me now, Terra.
00:42:05Terra?
00:42:21I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:23I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:24I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:25I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:26I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:26I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:26I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:28I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:28I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:29I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:30I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:30I don't want this to be the end.
00:42:32I don't want this to be the end.
00:43:01For too long, the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked.
00:43:05If my months of imprisonment at Homelander's Hand has taught me anything, it's the need for a complete rethinking of
00:43:12our relationship with superheroes.
00:43:14That's why I've agreed to return to Vought as its interim CEO.
00:43:19A steady hand is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis, to start the process of rebuilding.
00:43:26I believe Vought's greatest, most profitable days are ahead of it.
00:43:31It's time for Vought to do some listening.
00:43:33Hey, Butcher, I...
00:43:50Sorry, buddy.
00:44:16I don't know, baby.
00:44:20I don't know.
00:45:11I don't know.
00:45:21If you were going to release the virus, you would have done it already.
00:45:24Unless I'm waiting for all the soup cunts to clock in for the day shift.
00:45:31Not much point shooting spunk until that new fucking building now, is it?
00:45:38Okay, well, now I kind of wish I brought an army.
00:45:43Where's the virus, Butcher?
00:45:46I dumped it in the sprinkler tank.
00:45:50Frenchie's idea.
00:45:52God rest the mad bastard.
00:45:56All I gotta do is pull this trigger, and it rains kill juice on all 99 floors.
00:46:03Shit will be worldwide within a couple of days.
00:46:05Why?
00:46:07I mean, we already won.
00:46:10Won?
00:46:11No, we just gave him a black eye.
00:46:14As long as there's fort, there'll be soups, and sooner or later, some cunt that's already out there becomes the
00:46:19next home lander, and you fucking know it.
00:46:28We need to end the whole bloody notion of soups, and we need to make it permanent.
00:46:40I mean, you can see it, right?
00:46:44This is it.
00:46:45This is the moment.
00:46:47You drag me through fucking hell for this.
00:46:51For now.
00:46:53To be your canary.
00:46:58Or your Kessler.
00:47:01Or Lenny.
00:47:03But here's the thing.
00:47:05You don't need me for that.
00:47:07You never did.
00:47:08It's already in you.
00:47:08I can see it.
00:47:09You might have a broken fucking heart, but you have one.
00:47:14You are not a monster, Butcher.
00:47:20It just hurts to be human.
00:47:26I'm sorry, mate.
00:47:32Superheroes are done.
00:47:42I can't let you do it.
00:47:44Let's eat, Huey.
00:47:46And it's gone.
00:47:48It takes some big bonnocks to pull a trigger on them, mate.
00:47:56I will if I have to.
00:47:59Nah.
00:48:00He's out.
00:48:01I won't if I can.
00:48:01I don't have them.
00:48:07Wait.
00:48:07Stay down.
00:48:12I don't know.
00:48:46I don't know.
00:49:20I'm sorry.
00:49:23I didn't want to do that.
00:49:26I'm going to call an ambulance, okay?
00:49:30I wouldn't bother.
00:49:35It's all right, Huey.
00:49:38I gave you no choice.
00:49:41I wasn't going to stop.
00:49:46All the blood inside I put you through.
00:49:52And none of it made a blind bit of difference.
00:49:58You stayed yourself.
00:50:02No matter what I've done.
00:50:13I don't know what to do.
00:50:15You don't need to do anything.
00:50:30You really are...
00:50:34That's better, Lenny.
00:51:21If you were here, he'd probably give a shit for crying over him.
00:51:26But, I mean, he's dead, so, you know, fuck him.
00:51:32I mean, he was nothing but flaws and bad choices, but he never gave up hope that he could stop
00:51:42Homelander, and then he actually did it.
00:51:46Love him or hate him, he made the world a safer place, which makes him a hero.
00:51:55And I bet he's in hell right now, flashing that smile, and kicking the fuck out of the devil.
00:52:09Yeah, that's it.
00:52:14I think it's good that he's next to my mom.
00:52:19It's where he always wanted to be.
00:52:32Bye.
00:52:48Yui.
00:52:51Let's go, kid.
00:52:57Are we really about to go to a...
00:52:59Tableau Steakhouse in Reno?
00:53:01Yes, we are.
00:53:05I promised...
00:53:08He would have liked us.
00:53:13Definitely.
00:53:37It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
00:53:41A regular crowd shuffles in
00:53:44There's an old man sitting next to me
00:53:49Making love to his tonic and gin
00:54:02He says, son, can you play me a memory?
00:54:06I'm not really sure how it goes
00:54:10But it's sad and sweet
00:54:12But it's sad and it's sweet
00:54:12And I knew it complete
00:54:14When I wore a young woman's clothes
00:54:18Sing us a song, you're the piano man
00:54:22Sing us a song tonight
00:54:26Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
00:54:30And you've got us feeling all right
00:55:01Hello?
00:55:03But I'm gonna skip all the dick tickling, all right?
00:55:06I certainly wouldn't want the president to tickle my dick, sir.
00:55:10Vought is a clusterfuck right now.
00:55:12All those beat-up nut chops they cooked up are running loose doing God knows what.
00:55:17So we're putting the Bureau of Soup Affairs back on its feet.
00:55:20We need someone to run it.
00:55:22So what do you say, son?
00:55:23You'll be reporting directly to me.
00:55:26That's...
00:55:26Wow, that's, uh...
00:55:28That's an honor, sir.
00:55:29It's just, um...
00:55:32No thank you?
00:55:34No thank you?
00:55:35I really appreciate the offer.
00:55:37It's just I actually have my own...
00:55:39Startup venture I'm working on.
00:55:42Fucking private sector.
00:55:44Offer stands if you change your mind.
00:55:53Okay.
00:55:54I got you ginger beer,
00:55:57ginger candies,
00:55:59and...
00:56:00Saltines.
00:56:01Saltines.
00:56:01Give me the saltines.
00:56:03So, what'd I miss?
00:56:04Mm-hmm.
00:56:05I puked.
00:56:06Um, and then I had to pee.
00:56:08But I got there a little bit too late,
00:56:09and then I puked again.
00:56:10And then...
00:56:11My mom called.
00:56:12And I assume that was the worst part?
00:56:14Mm-hmm.
00:56:15She spent 30 minutes straight just bitching about us not getting married.
00:56:17Look, we can go down to the courthouse right now if that's what you really want.
00:56:21No, no I can't because these are the only shoes that fit me.
00:56:26Hey, I would 100% marry you in those.
00:56:36There's construction on the parkway, backup's gonna be a minute.
00:56:38You feeling up to it?
00:56:40Yeah, but I'm not changing my shoes.
00:56:50Take care of your mom, Robin.
00:56:55I'm not changing my shoes.
00:56:55Sing us a song, you're the piano man.
00:56:59Sing us a song tonight.
00:57:02Well, we're all in the mood for a melody.
00:57:06And you've got us feeling all right.
00:57:27She says,
00:57:29I'm okay.
00:57:31I'm all right.
00:57:32Don't you have gone from my life?
00:57:37You said that it would.
00:57:39Now everything should be all right.
00:57:45She says,
00:57:46I'm okay.
00:57:48I'm all right.
00:57:50Don't you have gone from my life?
00:57:54You said that it would.
00:57:56Now everything should be all right.
00:58:02Yeah, it should be all right.
00:58:05Yeah, it should be all right.
00:58:08Yeah, it should be all right.
00:58:21Hey, let's go, let's go.
00:58:24Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:58:27Let's go.
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