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The Boroughs Season 1 Episode 1
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00:16What is Tennessee?
00:18Adriana.
00:18What is Tennessee?
00:19Yes.
00:20U.S. rep and press 1,200.
00:43Hello.
00:45Hello, honey.
00:46Oh, Gracie.
00:48I miss you.
00:49I miss you, too.
00:51How was your day?
00:53I had pizza for lunch.
00:55Oh, that's good.
00:56That's your favorite.
00:57Yeah.
00:58Oh, can I come home?
01:01Not today.
01:03Oh.
01:04But I'll come see you tomorrow.
01:05How does that sound?
01:07Yeah, we could take Joey to the park.
01:09He'd love that.
01:10Yeah.
01:11Fly a kite.
01:12That'd be nice.
01:14Yeah.
01:16The owl is in the walls, Gracie.
01:19The owl is in the walls.
01:20Bedtime, Edward.
01:21Just a few more minutes.
01:23No, it's time for bed.
01:23It's okay, sweetheart.
01:24We'll talk tomorrow.
01:25I'm not a damn child.
01:26Give me the phone.
01:28Edward, stop.
01:29Turn my door.
01:30Please, just.
01:36I saw my parents.
01:38I saw your father.
01:39I saw the wrist press.
01:42I saw the wrist press.
01:43I saw the wrist press.
01:46Ma, I am taking you to the hospital.
01:49No.
01:49Why not?
01:50But are you trying to tell me that possibly there was nothing wrong with you?
01:54No, I feel better just lying here.
01:57The ride in the car could only make me feel worse.
01:59Yeah, she's right, Dorothy.
02:00Sometimes just lying motionless is the best thing a person can do.
02:03That didn't sound right when you said it on our honeymoon, and it doesn't sound right now.
02:07No, I'm going to.
02:20No.
02:21I have to.
02:23No.
02:27No!
02:28No!
02:30No!
02:30No!
02:30No!
02:31No!
02:32No!
02:32No!
02:35No!
02:36I'm here, help me!
03:15I'm here, help me!
03:36I'm here, help me!
03:49I'm here, help me!
03:58Put it in your pocket, some of this.
04:01My grandmother gave it to me when I come to a city.
04:04So I'm not sure I'm home.
04:06Is this supposed to be scary?
04:08It's a classic.
04:09It's boring.
04:10Can I play a game?
04:11I don't have any games.
04:12Mom, Grandpa's not sharing.
04:14Dad, please.
04:15Fine, take it.
04:18Is Pill Reminder Pro a game?
04:20No, don't touch that.
04:21Grandpa uses it to keep track of all the medicines he needs to stay alive.
04:26Oh, I accidentally deleted it.
04:29Probably for the best.
04:31Don't worry about that, Grandpa.
04:32It's all in the cloud.
04:33I'm going to fix it for you.
04:35Thank you, Neil.
04:36Yeah.
04:36Oh, everyone, look.
04:37We're here.
04:39Yippee.
04:48I need a couple of unit numbers of manner, please.
04:53Hello there, folks.
04:54How can I help you all?
04:55Hi.
04:56My dad's moving in today.
04:58His name's Sam Cooper.
05:00Sam Cooper.
05:01Got him right here.
05:02Welcome to the Burroughs, where you'll have the time of your life.
05:07Ironic slogan for a place people come to die.
05:12Okay.
05:28Why is everyone so old?
05:30Because, honey, this is a special town just for grown-ups.
05:34But let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere.
05:39I just don't know what you're doing.
05:42Because things will be paid me for a thousand years.
05:47But you will have took you in these golden days.
05:51Hi there.
05:53Hello.
05:54Sorry we're late.
05:55Oh, it's no problem.
05:56They pay me the medium bucks to be here.
05:58Oh, and aren't you just the cutest thing?
06:00What's your name?
06:01Sam.
06:02Mr. Cooper.
06:03Nice to officially meet you.
06:05I'm Kaylee.
06:06You're a transition manager.
06:07And it's my privilege to guide you through every step of your time here.
06:10I hope it's okay, but I told the movers to go ahead and start unloading.
06:13I mean, the boxes are so well labeled,
06:15which I guess I shouldn't be surprised, given you are an engineer.
06:18I was an engineer.
06:19But now I'm a prisoner.
06:21We'd love to get into the house.
06:23Everything has been freshly painted.
06:24We kept the wallpaper like your wife requested.
06:27Oh, and the previous owner left some furniture behind.
06:30So, you know, feel free to keep the pieces that speak to you and get rid of the rest.
06:33Why don't they want it?
06:34Because they're dead, right?
06:36The grace passed two months ago, but Edward is a resident at the manor.
06:41It's a long-term care facility here at the boroughs for those who require more attention.
06:44What's wrong with him?
06:45Ella?
06:46What?
06:46I want to know.
06:47That's quite the boot tube.
06:49He likes to fix old TVs.
06:51Oh, isn't that fun?
06:52What the hell is that?
06:53That is Seraphim.
06:56Every house in the boroughs has one.
06:58If you ever have an emergency or, say, you want to book a tea time,
07:02all you have to do is call out to Seraphim,
07:04and it will connect you to one of our 24-7 support team.
07:07Here.
07:08Howdy, Seraphim.
07:09Well, hey there, Kaylee.
07:11What can I do to make your day more enjoyable?
07:13Absolutely not.
07:15Dad?
07:15Mr. Cooper.
07:16What are you doing?
07:17Mr. Cooper, please don't do that.
07:19Seraphim is actually hardwired.
07:22I do not need an electronic babysitter.
07:25Mr. Cooper, I understand your frustration.
07:28Do you now?
07:28I know it was your wife who wanted to move here,
07:31and I was so sorry to hear of her passing.
07:34But I'm not the one who won't let you out of your contract.
07:36Those things are decided by the man at the top.
07:38So point me his way.
07:40I've helped a lot of people through this transition over the years, Sam.
07:45And I promise, if you just open your heart to this place,
07:50you'll find the Burroughs is not a last chapter.
07:54It's a new beginning.
07:58Wait!
07:59Mr. Cooper!
08:01Was that really necessary?
08:03Yes.
08:03She was just doing her job.
08:05I will not be spoken to like a child.
08:06Well, then maybe stop acting like one.
08:08Excuse me?
08:08Hey, maybe we all just take a deep breath.
08:11I didn't ask you to come.
08:11It's not like you can drive yourself!
08:13Hey!
08:14Let's all go out to the garage.
08:16Why?
08:17What's in the garage, Neil?
08:25Cool.
08:26What the hell is that?
08:28It's a golf cart.
08:29I don't play golf.
08:30It's not just a golf cart, okay?
08:32This is the Icon I-40L.
08:35It's got a 48-volt, three-phase, high-torque motor.
08:38I mean, this baby tops out at almost 35 miles an hour.
08:41Well, send it back.
08:45The flames are a custom job.
08:47They won't take it back.
08:48Can't say I blame them.
08:51You know, you can always stay with us longer if you need to.
08:54Ah, that two-bedroom isn't big enough for the four of you.
08:57You don't need me on the sofa as well.
09:00Besides, I've buried every dime I've got into this tomb.
09:04Got to make sure it doesn't burn down before I figure a way out.
09:07Well, at least it's pretty.
09:09It's dry.
09:09It's a desert.
09:10Exactly.
09:12Still, I see why Mom picked it.
09:14She never really liked Chicago winters.
09:16Yeah, shouldn't you be getting on the road?
09:18Back to Albuquerque, miss out on all that rush-out traffic?
09:21It's Sunday, Dad.
09:22Yeah, weekend traffic.
09:24Even worse.
09:42Call me if you need anything, okay?
09:44Don't worry about me.
09:51See you soon, Raccoon.
09:55Bye-bye, butterfly.
10:54There's always something.
10:55to do in the boroughs play 18 holes on any one of our three award-winning golf courses
11:00or keep healthy in our brand new business center with self-regulating therapeutic walking tools
11:05i'm ceo blaine shaw and my grandfather founded this little slice of heaven way back in 1950
11:12man at the top keeping you healthy and happy has been the family business for almost 75 years now
11:17so kick back and enjoy i promise you'll have the time of your life
11:25hello oh howdy neighbor i'm jack you know your door now broken i'm kind of the welcome wagon around
11:34these parts and care for beer no thank you oh my dogs are barking i got a touch of the
11:41gal doesn't
11:42help that i shot a full 18 today shot an 82 it's not bad 10 handicap you play golf no
11:49hey
11:52what's your name sam cooper well i don't even mind the doubt so much sammy it's the sleep apnea
12:02that toodles my wings i gotta sleep in a chair hooked up to this machine to keep me breathing
12:08i feel like the elephant man yeah because he could not sleep lying down you ever seen that movie yeah
12:16sure it's classic no brooks produced it a fellow film buff i see yeah i used to be in entertainment
12:24myself i was a weatherman k-o-b for santa fe the problem with my sleep situation is it makes
12:33it
12:34tricky with the ladies in my younger days i was always the big spoon you know now if i
12:41cuddle up fall asleep after i'll die and that's a definite moon killer i imagine so don't get me
12:50wrong sammy i'm not a player one at a time every time that's my motto they banned a hundred residents
12:59for having an orgy in the community center last month can you believe it i get it
13:06that's not my thing i get it i'm seeing this great lady now only thing is she's always rubbing this
13:15cannabis tiger balm on herself you know it's arthritis it smells like black licorice but she is a fine
13:24looking woman special yeah what's your situation you married divorced we don't sorry to hear it
13:36you know i don't know your emotional journey but single fellas like ourselves are wonka tickets
13:43around here golden i appreciate you stopping by jack but um it's been a long day i say no more
13:50i can
13:50take a hint but before i skadoodle i wanted to invite you to a barbecue in your honor over at
13:57my place
13:58you'll get to know the neighbors how's tuesdays not good well you look over your schedule and let me know
14:07keep the beer i'll just take one for the road the boroughs is a good place we take care of
14:15each
14:15other you know like a family i'm full up on family i got you
14:24think about that barbecue i make a hell of a kebab
14:40morning
14:52i might go up to that good armor's market at logan square today
14:56yeah i need chalice for dinner tonight
15:04so come with me
15:07i was gonna work on the car
15:10in that car
15:15what is the point of fixing a car if you can't drive it
15:29yeah baby
15:30you got it
15:58Oh, perfect.
16:00Who are these people?
16:07I found his wife's obituary.
16:10Who?
16:11Our new neighbor, Samuel Darwin Cooper.
16:16Born in Chicago, Illinois, September 10th, 1953.
16:21You gotta stop stalking, people.
16:23Not stalking.
16:25Investigating.
16:26You're not a reporter anymore.
16:29Journalist.
16:30And that makes it stalking.
16:32His wife died of a stroke five months ago.
16:35Oh, gosh, she was young.
16:37Not even 70.
16:38He worked for Northrop Grumman 35 years as an aeronautical engineer.
16:44So we know he's smart.
16:46Education is not the learning of the facts, but the training of the mind to think.
16:51Well, who said that?
16:53Einstein.
16:54You know, maybe Mr. Peabody.
16:56One or the other.
16:57I don't know.
16:58I heard...
16:59Mm-hmm?
17:00I was thinking we should go for a walk today.
17:02But your doctors say you need exercise, real exercise, not the bindi-bindi stuff.
17:07I can't.
17:07I'm playing golf with Max and Mark.
17:10Well, are we still on for a film tonight?
17:13Dog Day Afternoon is playing at the Palace.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:16I forgot.
17:17Loser buys dinner, and Max always loses, so...
17:21So, hey to Max and Mark.
17:23Okie dokie.
17:24Mm.
17:24See you later.
17:32Oh, boy.
18:05Yes, Sam, the man.
18:07Look, I just wanted to apologize.
18:09I came out a little strong last night, didn't I?
18:11Oh, I can't talk now, Jack.
18:12Sure, sure, sure, sure.
18:13We can talk about that whole barbecue shindig later.
18:16There's no rush on that.
18:18Nice wheels, by the way.
18:20Yeah, there's nothing like an icon.
18:22I got a 23.
18:24And it's a beauty.
18:34Love the flames, hot stuff.
18:41Young Marcus Shaw was working in the local coal mine
18:44when he first imagined a town just for retirees back in 1949.
18:48Everyone thought he was crazy.
18:49But at that very first open house,
18:51the line of cars...
18:52they featured state-of-the-art appliances,
18:55like the brand-new Westinghouse oven,
18:57which you can see, actually, to your left right here.
18:59Oh, we have something special.
19:02You guys come around.
19:05We can make that work.
19:07Mm-hmm.
19:09It shouldn't be a problem.
19:11Yes.
19:12That's right.
19:14Thank you for calling the boroughs,
19:15where you'll have the time of your life.
19:18Can I help you, sweetie?
19:20Yeah, my name's Sam Cooper.
19:21I need to speak to Mr. Shaw.
19:23And what is this in regards to?
19:24Getting out of my contract.
19:26Oh, well, that's a new one.
19:29Unfortunately, Mr. Shaw isn't in the office today.
19:32Let me check his schedule.
19:44You're in love.
19:45I can squeeze you in at 2 p.m.
19:52Lily, where are the shallots I asked for?
19:55I forgot!
19:57Well, I can't cook chimichurri without shallots.
19:59Use onions!
20:00You can't be serious.
20:01What?
20:01They're basically the same.
20:03I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.
20:09What are you doing?
20:10Dance with me.
20:11I have to cook dinner.
20:12I can wait.
20:15Yeah, this isn't gonna work.
20:16Yeah?
20:18We both know that, isn't it true?
20:20Pork chops are gonna burn.
20:21Don't be such a problem.
20:23Don't be scared.
20:25You're thinking that maybe we ain't that young anymore.
20:30Show a little baby that you're in love.
20:33You're my baby, you're my baby.
20:35You're all right.
20:37Oh, that's all you're right with me.
20:52Lily?
20:54Lily?
20:57Lily!
20:59Lily!
21:02Lily!
21:03Mr Cooper, are you all right?
21:09Yeah, I'm fine.
21:13I'm sorry.
21:18You look like you've seen a ghost.
21:20I have to go.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:23Did you want that appointment?
21:34Mickey Mantle!
21:37Nice shot.
21:38Some got it in my eyes.
21:45All right, new guy.
21:46When you get in there, let me do the talking.
21:49This lady's a handful.
21:51Comprende?
22:00You're looking good, everyone.
22:03I am.
22:03Oh, that's nice.
22:05Sheila, don't use your hands.
22:07Use the pliers, okay?
22:08Then you can really just get right in there.
22:10Oh, no.
22:12No, no, no, no.
22:13Absolutely not.
22:14I specifically told the seraphim thing to send anybody but you.
22:19Anybody but Chief Redislaw.
22:21What can we do for you, Renee?
22:23I've been robbed.
22:24Again.
22:25And what are we missing this time?
22:28A bag of rose quartz.
22:30What's that?
22:31Expensive?
22:31No, it's like ten bucks.
22:33But I know that I put them on the shelf in the storage room last night and this morning they
22:38were gone.
22:38So somebody broke in and stole them.
22:41Huh.
22:41Well, any sign of a break-in?
22:44No.
22:45Of course not.
22:47Look, nothing we can do.
22:48We could file a report.
22:50Yes.
22:51Yes.
22:53Pass.
22:54Thank you, pass.
22:55Let's do that.
22:56Let's take a report.
22:59You know, last week, Meredith Stidwell reported her car stolen.
23:04Turns out, she loaned it to her daughter and forgot.
23:08It just happens all the time in folks your age.
23:11Now, look around.
23:12You get stones worth a lot more than ten bucks a year.
23:16You misplaced your quartz.
23:17I forgot.
23:18Just like Meredith Stidwell and just like the last time you called.
23:23The worst thing I could do for you is file a report that says,
23:28Confused old woman is confused again.
23:33You're welcome.
23:49What do you call it?
23:51Grant Wood.
23:52What do you do here nice?
23:53They eat the dinner.
23:55They all come here and eat some big dinner.
23:58You're a pretty bright boy, aren't you?
24:01What?
24:02What?
24:09Jesus.
24:20Stop.
24:21What?
24:22Just stop.
24:24Just give me a damn minute.
24:37You're a mechanic?
24:38Engineer.
24:39Oh.
24:40Close enough.
24:42I'm Rene.
24:43Sam.
24:44New guy on the block.
24:46I guess.
24:47Try the engine.
24:49Just like that?
24:50Just like that.
24:51Oh.
24:51All right.
24:59Oh, thank you.
25:02Hey.
25:05Hey.
25:06I'm trying to thank you.
25:07I don't want it.
25:08I just want to get some sleep.
25:09Well, they say you're welcome.
25:12Excuse me?
25:14Here's a tip.
25:15When somebody says thank you, you just say you're welcome instead of being a snippy little
25:20bitch, the other person will happily go on their way, and you can go back to doing what
25:25all grumpy old men love to do, be alone.
25:31You're welcome.
25:33Atta boy, Sam.
25:37You're welcome.
25:45You're welcome.
25:47You're welcome.
25:49You're welcome.
25:50You're welcome.
25:51You're welcome.
25:51You're welcome.
25:51You're welcome.
25:52You're welcome.
25:52You're welcome.
25:53You're welcome.
25:54You're welcome.
26:00You're welcome.
26:18Who the hell are you?
26:21Oh, shit.
26:22Where's Grace?
26:23Take it easy, buddy.
26:26It's in the walls.
26:28What is?
26:29The owl.
26:30Owl?
26:32This is all wrong.
26:33Where's Grace?
26:35Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
26:36Grace, she used to live here?
26:38You're her husband.
26:39I can help you.
26:40No.
26:41I have to find the door.
26:43We can find the door together.
26:44Um, just...
26:45Just put the knife down.
26:48You're one of them.
26:50Where's Grace?
26:51You took her.
26:52Where is she?
26:53You got her.
26:54You give her back.
26:56Give her back.
26:57Get her.
26:58Stop it.
26:58Stop it.
26:59Give her back.
26:59I don't have her, you psycho.
27:01Stop it.
27:02Give her back.
27:06Help, somebody.
27:08Somebody help.
27:11Well done.
27:12Edward, that's enough.
27:13No.
27:14No.
27:14He's one of them.
27:16Time to go home.
27:17But this is my home.
27:19Oh, no.
27:21Great game.
27:26All patched up.
27:27You're lucky you didn't eat stitches.
27:28No, that's me, Mr. Lucky.
27:29How we doing over here?
27:31Ah, he is good as new.
27:33Ha ha.
27:33I wouldn't go that far.
27:35Well, I realize you had a rough morning.
27:37I don't want to take up any more of your time.
27:39But you need anything.
27:40Call security.
27:41You ask for Hank.
27:42I'll get you sorted.
27:43What about the police?
27:45Well, legally speaking, the boroughs isn't a town.
27:48It's all unincorporated land.
27:51Set it up that way so the company doesn't have to provide schools or police departments.
27:56Now, there's a county sheriff, but those boys are stretched pretty thin, so you try not to sweat them with
28:01the small stuff.
28:02Small stuff?
28:03A man broke into my house.
28:04I'm sorry.
28:05I was attacked.
28:06I understand.
28:07Apparently, you do not understand.
28:09Maybe the sheriff will.
28:11Look, Mr. Cooper, no one is going to stop you from calling the sheriff if your dad's set on it.
28:17But, someone you should talk to first.
28:19Who's that?
28:20My boss, Blaine Shaw.
28:25Fine, but I call shotgun.
28:27Can't allow that.
28:29Sorry.
28:44I thought I was meeting the boss.
28:45You are.
28:49What is this place?
28:50The manor.
28:51That's where they stick the potatoes.
28:53Like your little visitor today.
29:00Some door.
29:01Well, we take security seriously, director.
29:03Yeah, well, how did the guy who attacked me get out?
29:05We're still figuring it out, but I assure you, it won't happen again.
29:16Apparently, all this helps folks suffering from dementia.
29:19Makes them feel at home.
29:20Kind of trippy, right?
29:22That it is.
29:23Mr. Shaw's waiting for you in the cafe.
29:25Cafe?
29:26We'll be out front to take you home when you're done.
29:33Excuse me, do you have the time?
29:36It's almost 10.
29:37Oh, good.
29:38And I haven't missed my boss.
29:42Mrs. Taylor.
29:45There we go.
29:47Oops.
29:48Sorry.
29:49Hold on.
29:52Just a second.
29:55There we are.
29:56Pretty as a picture.
29:58Mr. Cooper.
29:59Hello.
30:00I'm Blaine Shaw, CEO of the Burroughs.
30:02Yeah, I know who you are.
30:03I've seen you on TV.
30:04Of course.
30:06Thank you for agreeing to meet with me.
30:07Would you like a cold drink?
30:08We have a soda machine, various juice.
30:10No, I'm not thirsty.
30:12Please, have a seat.
30:13I'll stand.
30:22First things first, I owe you an apology, Mr. Cooper.
30:26It is my responsibility to keep our residents safe, and I failed you.
30:31And for that, I am very sorry.
30:32Yeah, I don't want your apology.
30:34No.
30:34You want out of your contract.
30:36How do you know?
30:37Well, I heard about what happened with the transition manager and with my receptionist.
30:43It's my town, Mr. Cooper.
30:44Nothing goes on around here without my knowing.
30:46So, I took the liberty of speaking with our financing department and the proper documents
30:51go on.
30:52Provided I don't call the sheriff.
30:54That's right.
30:56You're not fine with me.
30:57There is one more thing.
30:59What?
31:00Edward would like to apologize.
31:04Edward.
31:09Oh, don't worry.
31:10He's properly medicated.
31:12No harm to anyone, I can assure you.
31:13Yeah, I'll keep my distance all the same.
31:19Hey, Edward.
31:22Edward, can you hear me?
31:25Is it time for supper?
31:27Oh, no, not yet.
31:28But, uh, there's somebody here to see you.
31:31Gracie?
31:33No, no, it's, um, it's Mr. Cooper.
31:36Do you remember what we talked about, about Mr. Cooper?
31:40Oh, yes, yes.
31:42Mr. Cooper.
31:44I'm sorry, Mr. Cooper.
31:45I am sorry.
31:48Hmm?
31:51Well done, Edward.
31:56What's wrong with him?
31:57Alzheimer's?
32:00It's a rare neurological disease.
32:02It causes the brain to literally wither and die.
32:05There's no cure, no treatment.
32:08Edward and the world are locked in a race to see who can forget the other first.
32:12What about friends, family?
32:14Edward and Grace had a son, Joey, but sadly he passed quite young.
32:19Well, the manner is all Edward has now, like everyone here.
32:24Well, I think we have taken up quite enough of your time, Mr. Cooper.
32:28You are on to bigger and better things.
32:30So, here's your contract.
32:32All that's left for you to do is sign.
32:35Of course, you could always stay.
32:39Now, I realize it's a long shot.
32:41We haven't exactly put our best foot forward, but...
32:45Well, I know what you've lost, Sam.
32:49And I suspect you don't have anywhere to go, do you?
32:57You know, loneliness is a disease just as savage as Maxwell's
33:01and far more common each day.
33:05But nobody's ever alone in the boroughs.
33:10Well, hello.
33:15Maybe I'll have a lawyer look at him
33:19before I sign.
33:20Oh, he's very wise, Mr. Cooper.
33:22You take your time.
33:24Not too much, though.
33:26As my wife likes to remind me,
33:27time is a precious commodity right here.
34:01Sam, ma'am.
34:06Everything hunky-dory?
34:08I saw the ambulances in front of your place today.
34:11You got me worried?
34:12Oh, all good.
34:13Fall salon.
34:15Wow.
34:16Glad to hear.
34:18Yeah.
34:18Yeah.
34:19Yeah, I just stopped by because, uh...
34:21Well, you know, I was thinking about that barbecue.
34:25Oh, yeah?
34:26Yeah.
34:30Thinking anything in particular?
34:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:35I was thinking, you know, maybe it's not such a bad idea.
34:40You know, maybe I should, uh...
34:43Yeah, maybe I should meet the neighbors.
34:46Makes sense.
34:47How's Thursday?
34:48No, no, no, no.
34:50Friday would work.
34:53I'll make a few calls.
35:15Hey, Claire Bear.
35:16Hey.
35:17I have a favor to ask.
35:19Do you have mom's vinyl and born to run?
35:21I was like Ella's age right now.
35:23I can't really talk now.
35:25The neighbor's throwing me a barbecue.
35:27And you're going?
35:28Well, you don't have to sound so shocked.
35:30No, I'm not at all surprised by your sudden popularity.
35:34Yeah, all right, all right.
35:35Bye-bye, butterfly.
35:37See you soon, raccoon.
35:38And don't forget about Bruce.
35:40What?
35:41Mom's record.
35:42All right, I'll find it.
35:44Gotta go.
35:55I have stage four prostate cancer.
35:57Oh.
36:00I probably don't have much time left.
36:02It seems a waste to spend us standing outside a party.
36:04Not that I call six people in the backyard much of a party,
36:07but sadly, it's as close as I get
36:08since they banned me from the community center.
36:12Cowards.
36:13I'm Sam.
36:14Wally.
36:18You going to stand out here all night, Sam?
36:20I'm not very good at parties.
36:22My wife was the sociable one.
36:25People only liked me when I was with her.
36:29Well, I'm beloved.
36:32So stick close.
36:37And that's the part people don't want to talk about.
36:39The documents.
36:41You know, you can make fun of them hillbilly-seen swamp gas all you want,
36:44but then you've got to exchange in on Nathan Twighton's 1947 memo.
36:48Right?
36:48I didn't know.
36:50Absolutely, Art.
36:51Absolutely.
36:52Look who I found looting out front.
36:54There he is.
36:55There's a salmon man.
36:57Good to see you, my friend.
36:57I brought some beer.
36:58That's great.
36:59That's great.
36:59Let me introduce you to the gang here.
37:01We've got Art and Judy here.
37:04How are you going, man?
37:04Oh, now, let me close it.
37:05They live next door to you.
37:06Yeah, I'll take this.
37:07And, you know, you come to me if you need anything,
37:09because I have my finger on the pulse of his plates.
37:12We're both.
37:13Oh, Wally.
37:14Yeah, because you've got him and the mighty Rene.
37:18Oh, we met him.
37:18It's fantastic.
37:20All right, well, let's all get down to business.
37:22Go in there, grab your plates.
37:23Just because Carlos Castaneda lied about everything that he did
37:27doesn't mean what he meant to say.
37:29So, Jack, which lucky widow are you sending
37:32into pics of ecstasy this week?
37:34Woo-hoo, careful.
37:35Wally, we both know you're the only man in the boroughs
37:37with a higher body count than mine.
37:40What?
37:40You're damn right.
37:41By the way, I was monogamous 15 years after 9-11, so...
37:45I hate that term body count.
37:47You're right, you're right.
37:48What would you call it?
37:50My back catalogue.
37:52Oh, that's good.
37:53I like that.
37:54I like that.
37:55It's better.
37:56How are you settling in?
37:58Oh, fine.
37:59A couple of bumps.
38:01Did you know Grace and Edward?
38:04Yeah.
38:05Grace and I used to play tennis together.
38:07She was a hoot.
38:09What about Edward?
38:10Edward, he was a dick.
38:12It's about bringing people together.
38:17This is Blue Dream.
38:19A hybrid sativa.
38:21It tastes like sweet berry.
38:24Oh, no, no, I'll pass, I'll pass.
38:26You still on the vape?
38:27It's healthier.
38:28Aha.
38:29Aha.
38:30I tried weed salsa the other day.
38:34Unnecessary.
38:35They put weed in everything now.
38:37Hmm.
38:37I have a weak tiger balm arthritis.
38:41It smells of licorice.
38:43Some people hate the aroma, but I love it.
38:47Oh, no, I don't think I'd better do that.
38:49I'm going in for surgery tomorrow.
38:50Oh, Jack.
38:51Is it the gout?
38:52We had to have a toe removed or something?
38:54No, no, no, I'm having a mole cut off.
38:57Oh, what?
38:58Come on, getting a mole sliced up does not count.
39:01It counts?
39:01No.
39:02No, I'm a retired doctor.
39:03It doesn't count.
39:04No.
39:04I had my spine fused.
39:06Now that is surgery.
39:08Here.
39:09Yeah, here.
39:09Look at this.
39:10Oh, God.
39:11He's got to show.
39:11Yeah, take a look at this.
39:13Oh, boy.
39:14There it is.
39:15All right, you know what?
39:16That ain't nothing.
39:17Sorry.
39:18What did he do?
39:18I had a whole new hippie style.
39:21Right?
39:22Amazing.
39:23Oh, hey, y'all don't have to imagine my C-section started.
39:27Oh, where's the fun in that?
39:29Well, show us what you're working with, playboy.
39:31All my scars are emotional.
39:33I'm afraid to say, I think I got you all beat.
39:36Check it out.
39:38God, they cracked your chest.
39:40They went in twice.
39:42Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
39:46Just saying.
39:49How about you, new guy?
39:51You got any battle scars, hmm?
39:53No, my retina's attached.
39:55Your retina's attached?
39:57Yeah.
39:59Like in a bar fight?
40:01No.
40:01I woke up one morning.
40:02I couldn't see out of my left eye.
40:04Oh.
40:04Apparently, it's genetic.
40:06Happened to my dad when he was about the same age.
40:08Oh, hey.
40:09We all become our fathers.
40:10The worst thing is, they took away my driver's license.
40:13Elders should be respected and venerated.
40:15They treat us like you.
40:16Yeah, like children.
40:17Yes.
40:17We should start a revolution.
40:19Yes.
40:20Yeah.
40:20To the Grey Rebellion.
40:22To the Grey Rebellion.
40:23To the Grey Rebellion.
40:26To the Grey Rebellion.
40:26Woo!
40:38Help!
40:40Somebody help!
40:43Woo!
40:43Woo!
40:44Woo!
40:44Judy!
40:45Judy!
40:45Hold on, she's sitting at you.
40:46Judy!
40:46Hold on.
40:47Hold on.
40:47You have to, you have to, you have to, you have to, you have to hold her from behind.
40:48Hold on.
40:49I'll get her a glass of water.
40:50Oh!
40:51I'll get her a glass of water.
40:52Ah!
40:52Good!
40:53Good!
40:53It's all right.
40:54I got it.
40:54I got it.
40:54I got it.
40:54I got it.
40:55Sure.
40:55Come on, baby.
40:56You all right?
40:56Oh, thank God.
40:57Come on, sit down.
40:58Come on.
40:59There you go.
41:00All right, babe.
41:07Don't!
41:09Fuck you!
41:11Fuck, fuck, fuck you!
41:12Fucking piece of shit!
41:16Fuck.
41:21My wife is dead.
41:25I'm sorry, buddy.
41:38My wife's dead.
41:42And the world just keeps on turning and people just keep on living up.
41:46lives. They shop, and they laugh, and they eat, and they go to sleep, and they
41:53get up, and they do it all over again, and I hate them for it. My wife is dead.
42:05My second wife read a lot of self-help books. Not that they helped her much, but
42:13that's beside the point. I remember this one thing that she told me once. Grief makes
42:21your past feel too close in your future, too far away. Yeah, well, my wife's dead. I
42:28don't have a future. Yeah, but you're still here, buddy. What, in the burrows? God's
42:34waiting room? That's what I thought once. But the truth is, people come here to live.
42:46Everybody's trying to figure out what to do at the time you got left. And that's young
42:53people, old people. It doesn't matter. But here, here you've got not one, but three award-winning
43:06golf courses to choose from. Golf is stupid. That may be, but where else can you grab a
43:16club and wipe the shit out of something? I mean, it's a lot cheaper than breaking doors.
43:28All right? Well, I'll think about it. Good enough. Look, I gotta head back to the party,
43:50you know, make sure Judy's okay, so... Jack, thank you. Thanks for everything. Oh, and...
44:04Sam the man.
44:46You've reached the office of Leisha at the burrows, where you'll have the time of your life.
44:50Please leave a message. We'll get back to you as good as humanly possible.
44:54Mr. Shaw, it's Sam Cooper.
45:00Just wanted you to know that I won't be calling the sheriff,
45:03and I don't need you to cancel my contract.
45:08I've decided to stay.
45:12So I guess I'll see you around.
45:50I'll see you around.
46:18I'll see you around.
46:49I'll see you around.
46:50I'll see you around.
46:50I'll see you around.
46:54I'll see you around.
47:09Jack?
47:15Jack?
47:15Jack?
47:21Jack?
47:27Jack?
47:34Jack?
47:40Jack?
47:40Jack?
47:40Jack?
47:41Jack?
47:50Jack?
47:52Jack?
47:56Jack?
47:59Jack?
48:01Jack?
48:06Jack?
48:15Jack?
48:17Jack?
48:17Jack?
48:19Jack?
48:21Jack?
48:22Jack?
48:24Jack?
48:24Oh, I sure remember the night moon
48:30Oh, the one year
48:32I felt the lightning, yeah
48:39I waited on the thunder
48:42I waited on the thunder
48:47Night moon
48:48Night moon
48:50Night moon
48:55Awaken
48:57Awaken and practice
49:00Awaken and practice
49:02All over the night moon
49:05Night moon
49:06Night moon
49:09Oh, I remember
49:13Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember
49:16Ooh, I remember
49:19Lord, I remember
49:21Oh, I remember
49:23Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
49:33Oh, I remember
49:38Oh, I remember
49:39Oh, I remember
49:40Oh, I remember
50:06Oh, I remember
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