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Off Campus Episode 1 ｜
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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks, so pretty, so entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I, I, I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to have you to guess as to what we will be discussing
03:56today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Was there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15See, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Okay, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:37I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with barter hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out, I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards.
06:19I love this, picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had them big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs, everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19Oh, oh, you have your bad news face
07:24It's your scholarship
07:26It's not happening this year
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester, how can, no, no, they can't, no
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office, they can help
07:40No, they're just going to give me another work-study job
07:42I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is
07:46Oh my god
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
07:49Don't stop breathing
07:50You need air to process and live
07:53Yeah, I also need money
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations
08:04Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist
08:08And there's no money in classical
08:10Well, jazz, jazz, I could write jazz
08:14Even less money, right?
08:17What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this
08:21Hey, Hannah
08:23We're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop
08:31First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist
08:37Moments ago
08:38And
08:38I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding
08:46It's true
08:46Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words
08:57Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah
09:00No, I can do this
09:02I will do this
09:06Okay
09:07Bring some ideas into class
09:10We'll talk
09:10Okay
09:22Dean
09:25Dean
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower
09:35Still
09:36At least the door's shut this time
09:39Logan
09:41Drains clogged again
09:42No shit
09:43Finish your fucking shower
09:44I'll come fix it
09:46Dean
09:47Come help with the kegs
09:49Told you
09:50I'll be right down
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it
09:58You sure will
10:00Never mind
10:01Forget I have
10:04Maybe Garrett will help
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm
10:10Guys
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett
10:20Hey
10:23Yo, Garrett
10:24What's up, bud?
10:25What up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening game tomorrow
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey
10:31Hey
10:32Hey, man
10:41Smells good, sir
10:42Thank you
10:46Dean
10:46Dean
10:47Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say, bro
10:51Just fixed the shower
10:53Again
10:54Give you one guess
10:55Oh, jeez
10:57Well, that could be anyone
10:58Fuck, dude
10:59It's obviously yours, bud
11:01Don't look at me
11:02What?
11:03Okay, shower sex
11:04What's the next time a drain
11:05Gets clogged in this house
11:06You can fix it
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15You're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party
11:16We need dippables
11:18I'm sorry, did you just
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh
11:20Dippables?
11:22Dippables?
11:22Dippables
11:23Okay
11:24Dippables
11:25Dippables
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay
11:27Walk into that one
11:28Nothing for you, Logan
11:29If you're gonna make all my food
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man
11:31They look great
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go
11:43Hey, can you play something
11:44From this Millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic
11:55Would not have pegged you
11:56For an oldies guy
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham
12:03Got you a refill
12:05One's my max
12:06Night before game
12:09So strict
12:11Are you also strict about
12:12Non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:18I mean, what?
12:28I'm so into you
12:31I can barely breathe
12:34All I want to do
12:36Is to fall in need
12:39Close ain't close enough
12:42Till we cross the line
12:47so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know i
12:53feel like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a
12:58taylor
12:58yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:24okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28fine just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god what are you afraid of
13:38i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe
13:55or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college
14:03i can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
14:06i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart you did what
14:11i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked
14:15what did he look like he looks naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do
14:22this
14:22okay i have an idea literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow including justin probably
14:28when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party
14:30well i i don't like parties but you love music
14:34no i need to work on my showcase song
14:37that's an excuse and you know it
14:39no it's not i want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42it's a poland all-nighter
14:43look i'm spending the night at sean's anyway
14:45you'll have the place to yourself
14:47no but no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50if you want to be a tailor you have to take a rest
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter i want you so bad my fingers shook with it
15:16and we could have all of the money in the world but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this
15:23okay somebody else
15:24when we're in the streets
15:26when we're not going to work with them the same
15:29my niche man
15:30i don't think there's a secret
15:32the things that we're doing
15:33they don't know but we will
15:35i change my hair
15:37you change your clothes
15:38my g tattoos
15:39they feel like them
15:41kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44i promise
15:45no one watching me
15:47not just a body you somebody would of body you somebody to me
15:54not just a body you some body would of body want your body on me
16:00not just a body you some body am on body
16:07to buy you somebody's a bird
16:09and you're buying it on me
16:11is that one again
16:13it might take you by surprise
16:15my box is short
16:17so sure you're driving
16:18I change my hair
16:20you change your clothes
16:21my cheap tattoos
16:23they feel like home
16:24people talk but I don't care
16:28so that you run your fingers
16:29through my hair
16:31people talk I know they do
16:34There's nothing to talk about me.
16:37Oh!
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:45Somebody, somebody to me.
16:48You're somebody to me.
17:01You're somebody to me.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, I guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What? That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game,
18:02how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:13I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking
18:43that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith,
19:18a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential
19:22to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She gives me a natural net and day
19:41I want to dry and mess
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49Come on.
19:51Hey, dude.
19:52Dirty thieves, find that trick.
19:56Dirty thieves, find that trick.
20:00Dirty thieves, find that trick.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:10Move, move, move.
20:12Come on.
20:12Come on.
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:52Dean...
20:54I'll be ready in thirty minutes.
20:57Thirty minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00All right, he gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup,
21:48a Norris trophy or two,
21:49spend more time on your hair than a Kardashian,
21:51and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey,
22:13let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower. You smell like shit.
22:36You smell like shit.
22:36Right?
22:37I'm fine.
22:38I'm fine.
23:03Hi. You're in here. I can't pull an all-nighter in my room. I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough. How's it coming? I have a melody. No lyrics, though. Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right? No, not really. Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier. Dude, I have seen your sheet music. Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is. Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school. I don't come back to you. Riding a bike. Yeah, maybe.
23:41Hey. Be nice to my friend Hannah. You just started writing. These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can? I'll... What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase and I
23:57can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right? If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can
24:04write a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey. You are setting the bar way too high. I mean, of course you're gonna fall in love. Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin. Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school? What? You said you wrote in high school. What'd you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing. It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you, okay? Just give it time. Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32All the time, I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41After game.
25:44Oh, there you are.
25:45Thanks.
25:46I'm going to be morrowing.
25:50Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:00Yeah, yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:28Um, Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I, sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I?
26:40Oh my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48Me too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:46If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
29:59Please welcome your very own RYAR!
30:08YOLKA!
30:11YOLKA!
30:12YOLKA!
30:14YOLKA!
30:16YOLKA!
30:17YOLKA!
30:20YOLKA!
30:22YOLKA!
30:22YOLKA!
30:24YOLKA!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand a plate.
30:45He's going to talk to you now.
30:46Down the street from the Denzel estate.
30:48Right around the corner from the face of my brother, baby, face around me.
30:52Watch.
30:53Watch.
30:53Watch.
30:54He ain't everything fucking we see.
30:55Watch.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean, physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro.
31:08Get your head in it.
31:11This ain't a tour, it's a tournament.
31:12If I was stuck in a room with your shit, I'll repeat that shit.
31:15His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:20Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:24Take this shit where I wanna go.
31:27Make you a man, bring you a hundred more.
31:30I am.
31:37It's the party.
31:38It's the party.
31:39Let's run, Graham.
31:40Take it off.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derek Graham turns out to be.
31:49You know what it is.
31:51Yeah, fuck you and Spade Beach.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16I got you, bro.
33:09I'm another man.
33:11Oh!
33:12Oh!
33:13Oh!
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
34:06I was justified when I was five
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes
34:16Times are changin', now the ball gets fast
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat me on a Friday night, that's alright
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
34:51Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I'm entertained by pickin' brains
35:13Sell my soul by droppin' veins
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits, when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold and sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can binge, I can binge
35:42I can binge, I can binge, every might
35:44It's the way it's above your mind
35:44Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold on
35:46There we go
35:46Here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Next fight
35:53Woo!
35:56Yes!
36:07We lost you for a minute there
36:26We lost you for a minute there
36:30Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:34Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:41Bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:47Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch is bad
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:02Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo
37:07Don't try so hard
37:12Cuckoo, cuckoo, close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49It doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't know what just happened
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11I really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:16Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:45Oh, ew
38:48Yes, bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hi!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right over
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He was not good
39:04No, no
39:05Just stop, stop over thinking this
39:06Hell, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how good
39:12Hey!
39:13Move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we could
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Yeah we can
39:27Oh, I give it
39:36Wow, this is awesome, okay, thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:15Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Come on, come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Dang.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me, here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39Yes, sir.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in here.
40:41Cheers, boy.
40:42It's going to be a song.
40:47Oh, yeah.
40:47It's going to be a song.
40:50I don't think of it.
41:00It's going to be a song.
41:01I don't want to be a song.
41:08You're so big, too, dear.
41:10And you gave me a kiss.
41:12Let's take a picture now.
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:20Yes! Yes!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:37Yeah, yeah.
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just a horror.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay.
42:24Give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got it.
42:29Go ahead.
42:29Go ahead.
42:29You gotta go.
42:35Yeah.
42:36Fuck you!
42:37Go ahead.
42:50You gotta go.
42:54Hey.
42:55You okay?
42:55all right? Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm a musician too. Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah. What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles too, like pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic,
43:29uh, but mostly pop though and classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do.
43:40Oh, no.
43:42No, no, no, no.
43:43What?
43:46Hey, I'm, uh, I know you are, man. And you went to an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah. Yeah, thanks, man. No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played. You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01What?
44:03You, uh, you're Hannah, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:12Right. Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:18Oh, okay.
44:20See her out.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that? And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it. And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest. I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons
44:50straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:56It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:20You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way. I mean, uh, you love it. I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something I've always done to impress my dad.
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him. Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:02She, um...
46:05Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Can't say.
46:11Oh, I don't know.
46:13Look.
46:17I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what? I help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42I ain't still have to pay me.
46:44Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space. This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours. You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That's my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:14Asshole.
47:15I see.
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do? Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself. I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:34Not bad.
48:38It's me and you and the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song is about?
48:58Like being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:38So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to fake
49:44If I had the chance, I asked the world to dance
49:47I'm dancing with myself
49:50Oh, oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:53Dancing with myself
49:56But there's nothing I'm losing
49:58There's nothing to prove
50:00I'm dancing with myself
50:14I looked all over the world, and there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seemed to pass me by, you left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to think
50:33If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance, I'd be dancing, dancing
50:40Dancing with myself, dancing with myself
50:46If I had a chance, I asked the world to dance, if I had a chance, I asked the world
50:52to dance
50:52If I had a chance, I'd be dancing, I'd be dancing, laughing
50:59Let's sink another drink, it'll give me time to think
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