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Heated Rivalry Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world,
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So what's my name gonna be?
00:29Dreamed.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking at you.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02Super.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:20Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:29Que los forever.
01:30All right.
01:31Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
01:33To the man.
01:34And the face made it wild,
01:35The me and the face made it wild.
01:36I hear the magic rings,
01:38I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:40I'm gonna get out soon.
01:41The man, I hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:44I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
01:55Good job, give you an aid, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:07a mistake, when she made driver, get us forever, get us forever.
02:19Good job, give you an aid, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made
02:32a mistake, when she made her a mistake, when she made her a mistake, when she made her a mistake,
02:38when she made her a mistake, when she made her a mistake, when she was a girl, she picked a
02:41break.
02:47I really hope you're gonna get off it
02:51I know you're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone like
02:58A tree atop a hill
03:02It's crooked from the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek
03:11All the power and the light
03:13You're washed up irrelevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my light
03:25You're sta-
03:33You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You say you scare ya
03:40I'm lost people too
03:43You're just a real world
03:44Mommy, ee-o-oe-oe
03:46In spite of everything
03:48I guess there's just no bid at the door
03:50Nice try
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:02Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
04:05-y-y-y
04:06Nice try
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33They're burning a fake Rosanoff outside right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, they'll be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Take care.
05:20Mm-hmm.
05:22Mm-hmm.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:02Well, no.
07:04Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:23Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:13You asked.
08:15No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor.
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:42Have I hired someone?
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55I'm going to smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:14No, you're not.
09:25Oh, no, you're not.
09:25He's the woman.
09:31He's the woman.
09:33Don't worry, you prophet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:23Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:54Oh, shit, Rosen.
10:58Thank you, okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:27It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30It's you.
11:32It's you.
11:52It's you.
11:54It's you.
11:55It's you.
11:56It's you.
12:22It's you.
12:23Haldery.
12:24What?
12:27Shut up.
12:31I will show you now, okay?
12:37Stay alive.
12:39Stay alive.
12:43Stay alive.
12:57You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:43Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4 a.m. to watch every
13:51game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08You're dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosna.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games.
14:53It's a promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
14:56A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:03captain.
15:30All in there.
15:31All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:33Boys.
15:34Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:36Be nice, Ronnie.
15:37Be nice today.
15:37I fucking lost to Latvia.
15:38Did you see that game?
15:39Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:41A debacle.
15:42Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:44Uh, I don't know.
15:45Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:48I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:50Uh-uh.
15:50It's USA this year, baby.
15:51We're fucking coming for you.
15:52Okay.
15:52Trust me.
15:53You look great in silver, Ronnie.
15:54Don't even stress.
15:55Oh, good one.
15:59Does your room have that smell?
16:01Yes.
16:01Yes, it does.
16:03Is it black mold?
16:04Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:06Yeah, you're probably right.
16:07The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:08All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
16:11My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:12We train together.
16:13Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:15I'd love to show up for him.
16:16Hell yeah, man.
16:18Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:21What do you mean?
16:24Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:27I mean, I'd fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:31Hey, here's me.
16:32Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:36Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:09Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:10Yeah, he did.
17:15I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:35Hey.
17:40I'm not here.
17:42No, I'm not.
17:44I saw you up here.
17:45I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:47Fine.
17:48Go sit down.
17:52We hit.
17:53We are not anything.
17:56Go away, Holander.
18:04Are you okay?
18:06Please, go.
18:08You didn't answer my text.
18:12No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:14Now you go.
18:16Fine.
18:17Fuck.
18:25Fuck.
18:25.
18:31You need to take care of yourself.
18:33Yes, my father.
18:36The minister still wants to meet you today,
18:40regardless of what you are.
18:43This is my honor.
18:44You have to be proud of my honor.
18:47After yesterday's time
18:48you lost...
18:52...Latvia.
18:54...Latvia.
18:56And he is still drinking.
18:57How did you do it?
18:59Do you not regret it?
19:01Not regret it, my father.
19:02But not so much.
19:03They do not teach you the discipline
19:05in this American League.
19:06It is not a game, it is a shame.
19:09It is a real shame.
19:10It is not to prove the hope you showed up in childhood.
19:14Now I play better than when I am.
19:17Our opponent is traumatized,
19:19the team is playing.
19:20It is a game.
19:22It is a game.
19:23It is a game.
19:25It is a game.
19:26It is a game.
19:28You are a game.
19:28You are a game.
19:29You are always looking for someone who is guilty
19:30from the childhood.
19:37Who is it to you?
19:40Your mother?
19:42She is not able to do this.
19:48You are too late.
19:49She is a game.
19:55Yes.
19:55What do you want to do?
19:56No.
19:58You have to get out of here.
20:01Mom is a dead.
20:02Where did you get out of her?
20:03Where are you?
20:04Are you in Moscow?
20:07Of course.
20:12We must be at home.
20:14on the evening,
20:18to meet the minister.
20:23Yes.
20:24Are you ready?
20:25Let's go.
20:28Of course, I'm always the same.
20:30I'm always the same.
20:31I'm always the same.
20:31I'm always the same.
20:32I'm always the same.
20:33What's wrong with you?
20:35No, he was not in the form.
20:36But Kochev, Kochev,
20:38he still remains.
20:39He needs to rest.
20:40He has a good prize for all the America.
20:42And he gets ready for all the time he can carry out.
20:47I'm always the same.
20:48But he's a problem with leadership.
20:51He is always the problem with leadership.
20:54He's too busy with leadership.
20:56He thinks he's to be a big deal.
20:59He's too busy with his team.
21:01He's too busy with you.
21:02He's too busy with you.
21:02I'm sure too busy with you.
21:02You're my angel.
21:03You're too busy with you.
21:06Especially when the deal is to hockey.
21:08How are you?
21:08Only when we win, Papa.
21:11I'm going to bring him to the bar, and he needs to be one more cup.
21:16Look how she's behind you.
21:19From the childhood.
21:22I'm an angel.
21:23It would be good if I remember it.
21:26I want to drink.
21:27I want to drink.
21:28I want to drink something.
21:45Why do you have a hard time?
21:52I wanted to drink some time.
21:54You wanted to drink some time.
21:59I thought you did not play well.
22:01I'd better say thanks, but I'm sure you didn't play well.
22:05For those who have been a whole life son of a hockey coach, do you want to avoid this?
22:11I sometimes blame him on me.
22:14When I understand what it costs, I blame him on me.
22:17In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:20It doesn't? Why did you decide that?
22:23Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:27You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:30It doesn't matter if you have a real chance to win this year.
22:36Really?
22:37Yes, it's true.
22:38Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:41New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:45I think you'll win this year in Montreal.
22:47In this year?
22:48Yes, in this year.
22:50Because I think he's traumatized.
22:54Why do you know everything?
22:56On the extra sense.
22:58I think you're a strong man.
23:00You're a strong man with a friend.
23:02You're going to have to do it in Atlantic City.
23:07Like you have to put up the team up.
23:08They got a good job.
23:08And then you'll win something.
23:10You are.
23:11You'll win whoever you are in the field.
23:13You will win for the United States.
23:13You will win one year before the North.
23:13The Chicago is not far too far.
23:15It is better than the other guy.
23:16In the final game, you'll be able to get back from San Francisco.
23:19And they are good, but you're too young.
23:22So you win the Б�.
23:24And so you won a long year before a year before I had spoken to him.
23:30No, thank you, I'm not going to sleep in the morning, but tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:36You should be perfect.
23:38Yes, but you need to agree with us.
23:42We'll see you next time.
23:45See you later.
23:51Well done.
23:55How's the Paris, Sasha?
23:58Wow, it's cool.
24:01I just love this place.
24:04The club, the head of the club.
24:08The girls are just beautiful.
24:10And the boys?
24:14Well, you've seen the French about them.
24:19Right?
24:21Oh my God.
24:29No, no.
24:31You don't want to lie.
24:34You don't want to lie.
24:38You don't want to lie.
24:44You don't want to lie.
24:46You were happier.
24:50You can't.
24:52Hey.
25:03Here? Seriously?
25:07The danger was to you. If you remember me, don't you?
25:16We're the same, Sash.
25:20Yes, it's true.
25:27It's a lie.
25:30Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:34No.
25:44No.
25:49Okay.
25:58Okay.
26:01I was glad to see you.
26:18Okay.
26:20Captain's here.
26:21Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:25What am I supposed to do with this?
26:26I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:32There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:33Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:35That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:37Hollander, is that a rule?
26:39Unfortunately, it is.
26:40Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:42No, no. Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:44Fuck you, AJ.
26:45Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:47Stop!
26:48Boys, it's starting.
26:51Turn it up.
26:52It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
26:55You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
26:58Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:01A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:06He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:10Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:14Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:17I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:21I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:24Now, I only need one thing.
27:29I need to win.
27:33Here, at home, tonight.
27:37As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:41But I want to hear our fans.
27:44I want to hear them scream.
27:47I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:51I know you can do it.
27:52I've seen you fucking do it.
27:55I've seen every one of you do it.
27:57So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:02Because this is our fucking night.
28:07This is our fucking cup.
28:10Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:17Wait, fuck, please.
28:18We'll fuck you.
28:23I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:26Shane hates him the most.
28:28What?
28:29You ate Rosenhoff.
28:30Of course.
28:31But, he's very good at hockey.
28:34The best, probably.
28:36Eh, no.
28:37You're the fucking best, all-and-er.
28:39Okay?
28:39Not that animal.
28:41Shit show, cock-sucking Russian.
28:43And that is that.
28:45The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year for Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:54Leading his team in block shots.
28:56In shots against...
28:57The heads are obviously the calm.
29:00Yeah.
29:01Yeah.
29:03Imagine that, Mom one!
29:05Woo!
29:08Woo!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:32Well, nice watch.
29:33I gave this to you for free.
29:34Where the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:35Five seconds.
29:3625 seconds.
29:38Or even doing.
29:40And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:44I was busy.
29:45I was who?
29:45Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:54But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:01Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:05What?
30:07Come on.
30:08When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:10Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:18Great.
30:19Give me your number.
30:20I'll text them to you.
30:22No chance.
30:24And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:10Well...
31:12What?
31:13What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:17You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:20You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:23and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:27So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:32Well?
31:36I want you to suck my dick.
31:37Oh, fuck you.
31:38You are unbelievable.
31:40You suck my dick.
31:54I want you to suck my dick.
32:11I want you to suck my filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick.
32:13You will have to ask nicer than that.
32:19Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:27Please.
32:39No.
32:43What?
32:45No.
32:46No.
32:47We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
32:55And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:05do more than just suck your dick.
33:09When did your English get so good?
33:13I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:17Really?
33:18No.
33:19The New Yorker is boring.
33:22My dad loves it.
33:25Ah.
33:26So being boring is, is genetic.
33:29Wow.
33:31Genetic.
33:36And let's make a deal.
33:39If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:47And if you win?
34:06Good luck to me.
34:20You in the last thing, like, I'll talk to you for your husband.
34:22You're going to be glorious.
34:24You're hurting culture in business.
34:25Here is your own lineup.
34:28I'm not going to be a specialist in society.
34:30In the last case, like, I'll draw these windows for a day.
34:32It's good.
34:33It's good.
34:52Congratulations.
34:56Now take off your clothes.
34:59You're such an asshole.
35:19You're such an asshole.
35:43You're such an asshole.
35:45What?
35:47Just a lot of windows.
35:49Let's do it.
36:10Good.
36:12Now get on the bed.
36:20This is a good hotel.
36:22Very nice vodka.
36:24It's hard to find in America.
36:27Okay.
36:30Touch yourself.
36:32What?
36:32Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:35You what?
36:36It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:39I've never...
36:40No shit.
36:41Fuck you.
36:43Give me some vodka at least.
36:45No, no, no.
36:46Vodka is for after as your reward.
36:49What?
36:49No.
36:50No.
36:52No.
36:54No.
36:55No.
37:07I've never been to watch you on the show.
37:07You too.
37:07I've never seen any of these.
37:14I'm not over that.
37:14Oh, no.
37:23Do you want to know how it feels?
37:27How what feels?
37:29Holding the cup.
37:31You fucking asshole.
37:33I can barely describe it.
37:34Oh my God, Hollander.
37:49Fuck.
37:58Are you gonna fuck me?
38:00We will see.
38:04I need...
38:07What?
38:09You know.
38:10Tell me.
38:13You.
38:20I need you.
38:48You.
39:02I need you.
39:07Let's go.
39:08Hit you.
39:09I need you, too.
39:13Covid?
39:14Yeah.
39:17Okay.
39:20So Russia this year was something else.
39:29It's intense there.
39:35So are you heading back soon?
39:38Back.
39:40To Russia for the summer?
39:43Oh, yes.
39:51Why?
39:53What do you mean, why?
39:57Do you have to?
40:00There is no have to.
40:01It's home.
40:05Yeah, but I don't know.
40:07Is it safe?
40:10What do you mean, safe?
40:13I don't know.
40:16Well, do you even like it there?
40:24What difference does it make?
40:27A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:37Oh.
40:39Yeah, me too.
40:41I should, uh...
40:50So, uh, I'm off.
40:54Goodbye, Hollander.
41:20Goodbye, Hollander.
41:32Goodbye, Hollander.
41:34Goodbye, Hollander.
41:35Goodbye, Hollander.
41:40Goodbye, Hollander.
41:40Goodbye, Hollander.
41:43Goodbye, Hollander.
41:43Goodbye, Hollander.
41:43Goodbye, Hollander.
41:43Goodbye, Hollander.
41:43Goodbye, Hollander.
41:44Goodbye, Hollander.
41:47Goodbye, Hollander.
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