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00:10The End
00:36I haven't eaten since we last met.
00:39Really?
00:40You still have all my silverware.
00:42Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:44It's all right.
00:45Needed to lose the Christmas weight.
00:46I've just been so busy since New Year's Eve.
00:48Oh, good.
00:49I'm glad you deserve to be.
00:52Catering at the Berlin Pheasant Street next Saturday.
00:55You'll be there?
00:56Sadly not.
00:57I haven't had an invitation to the falconry
00:59since I introduced Paul Stratton to Monica's buffet table.
01:02A real shame on this occasion
01:04as I hear the food will be excellent.
01:06And there's me thinking the weight of a man's heart
01:08is in his trousers.
01:10Am I interrupting?
01:12No, Daddy.
01:12We borrowed his cutlery for the party.
01:14Well, then we should return it.
01:25Did I ever tell you how much I enjoy your show?
01:28Thrilling stuff.
01:29Once you get your teeth into someone,
01:31you don't let go, do you?
01:32If you're such a fan,
01:33why don't you come on?
01:34You'd make a great guest.
01:37I promise to be gentle.
01:44Unfortunately, the only evening I've got free
01:46in the near future is Valentine's Day,
01:48and I doubt it'll stay that way for long.
01:52Sorry to disappoint, our chap.
01:54Here we are, Rupert.
01:58Rupert.
02:01Thanks, Ty.
02:15Cunt.
02:20That's all we've got time for tonight.
02:21I'm sure our audience misses seeing you
02:23each week at Night Rider.
02:25Still, at least you're not playing second film
02:27to a talking car anymore.
02:39Time to wrap it up, Declan.
02:40He's got ten seconds left.
02:44Before we go,
02:45I would also like to mention
02:46that a special edition of our show
02:48will now be going out on Valentine's Day
02:50with former Olympic show jumper
02:51Mr. Rupert Campbell Black MP.
02:53I know that news will come as a surprise
02:55and a delight to many.
02:58Until next time,
03:00good night.
03:12What the fuck was that?
03:13I thought I told you not to pull this shit anymore.
03:16Jesus, relax, will you?
03:17Relax.
03:18Declan, all his office has to do
03:20is release a statement tomorrow morning
03:21saying they don't know what we're talking about
03:23and we look like a bunch of amateurs.
03:25Cameron, be nice to poor Declan.
03:27He's an asshole.
03:28No, he's a genius.
03:30Rupert can't refuse a challenger, man.
03:33You're both assholes.
03:35All we have to do is wait.
03:36Declan?
03:37Yeah?
03:38Mr. Campbell Black is on line one.
03:50Well, isn't the genius going to talk to him?
03:53You can speak to my producer.
03:56Same as anybody else.
04:04This is Cameron Cook.
04:06Mrs. T thinks I should accept the invitation
04:08and take the opportunity to show you media pinkos who's boss.
04:11I'm inclined to agree with her,
04:12but I voted for Reagan.
04:14Really?
04:15Good girl.
04:16So, Minister, are you game?
04:19We don't know each other well, Miss Cook,
04:21but I do hope that over the course of our acquaintance
04:24I might have the opportunity to show you
04:26how very game I am.
04:32Well.
04:35He's in.
04:57He's in.
05:15He's in.
05:20He's in.
05:22He's in.
05:27Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
05:32oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
05:34oh, oh.
05:39Don't think you're touching my tits later, dressed like that.
05:42No. Sure. Ignore my sister. She's a right bell-end.
05:49Yeah, before the syphilis reached his brain, my father used to host seven shoots a year.
05:53and we never started the first drive later than half-past nine.
05:56Surely, darling, they're waiting for their electrician friend.
05:58Oh, yes, the electrician.
06:00Not an electrician.
06:01Freddie Jones is an electronics mogul.
06:04Today's a celebration of him joining my board.
06:06He's the guest of honour, Henry.
06:07You and your wife are here to make sure he has a jolly nice time, all right?
06:12Oh, he's here.
06:13Oh, fine, then.
06:17Look at that little number.
06:19Yeah, well, as long as he can shoot straight, I couldn't give a fuck.
06:22No, that's the spirit.
06:25You made it!
06:28Bloody hell, Tone.
06:30Should I chuck a bucket of mud over me motor?
06:32I'm feeling very conspicuous all of a sudden.
06:34Freddie, perfect as you are, my sweets.
06:40Oh, dear God.
06:41It's Sherlock Ideal Holmes.
06:43Tony, thank you so much for receiving us.
06:46We need to investigate crimes against he's.
06:47Come on.
06:48Hello, Barry.
06:49Good to see you.
06:50Pleasure.
06:51Lady Hermione.
06:52So honoured to make your acquaintance.
06:55Mrs. Jones, I've heard so much about you.
07:00Now, let's get a gun in your hand.
07:02No need.
07:07I brought me home.
07:09Oh.
07:11Marvellous.
07:35You are sure he can shoot, aren't you?
07:37No need.
08:07Oh.
08:30Oh, yeah.
08:34So, how long do you spend on a cock?
08:36Er, well, generally speaking, I can finish one off in 15 minutes or less,
08:41but my hands aren't as quick as they used to be.
08:43No, I'm sure.
08:47Any of you ladies first, you having a go?
08:50Traditionally speaking, Fred, Fred, it's the men that shoot.
08:52We ladies are here merely to marvel at your prowess.
08:55I will.
08:57Oh, she's doing it. She's off.
08:59Wow. All right, good for you, girl.
09:01So...
09:03There it is. What-what-handed are you? Right-handed.
09:05You're right-handed. Okay, so, just take it.
09:07Take your triggers there.
09:08Save yourself now.
09:11You've got to keep it hard into your shoulder.
09:12Mm-hmm.
09:13Otherwise, you're going to do yourself a mischief.
09:14Okay.
09:15Right, okay.
09:16Go on. End your own time.
09:21Whoa!
09:22Oh, never mind.
09:24Go on, have another, girl.
09:24Oh, no, no, no, it's fine. Thank you.
09:27God, look at the state of your hands.
09:28Oh, God. I hope nobody would notice.
09:32Um, I was fighting with a typewriter ribbon first thing.
09:35Needless to say, the ribbon won.
09:42Oh, well.
09:51No nowhere quiet.
10:09Lord, Lieutenant. Hello.
10:12Mr. Hampshire.
10:13Uh-huh.
10:14You must visit Greenlawn soon.
10:16Honestly, we would so love to receive you.
10:18Do so, you'll come.
10:19Certainly, yes. What a splendid idea.
10:22Mrs. Hampshire, you must visit Greenlawn soon.
10:22Mr. Stratton, hello.
10:24You must come and visit me at my boutique.
10:26I'm all searching for the right kind of clientele, and, well,
10:29natural elegance can be so hard to find.
10:31Yes. No, I have been meaning to.
10:32It's just...
10:32You could pick something out for your cranium screen test,
10:35couldn't you, darling?
10:35Great idea.
10:36A screen test. How exciting.
10:37Any idea what he has in mind for you?
10:39Oh, he hasn't said, actually.
10:41Well, choose your outfit wisely, Sarah.
10:43The camera can be very unforgiving.
10:45Even for the most perfect of specimens.
10:48Sure.
10:50Come on.
10:50Tell that.
10:51Come on.
10:52Come on.
10:53Come on.
10:54Come on.
10:55Freddie.
10:57I thought you hadn't shot before.
10:58Turns out you were a natural.
10:59Yeah, I was top marksman at Bisley for two years,
11:01doing me national service.
11:02Oh, I know.
11:03Why haven't I then?
11:04I want to introduce you to my son.
11:06Um.
11:08Just bear with me a minute.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Come on.
11:11Come on.
11:12Come on.
11:13Come on.
11:15Come on.
11:16Come on.
11:17Come on.
11:19Come on.
11:19Come on.
11:21Come on.
11:35Come on.
11:38Come on.
11:40Come on.
11:42Come on.
11:43Come on.
11:44Come on.
11:44Come on.
11:45Come on.
11:45Come on.
11:48Come on.
11:53It's blippin' a wank, I thought you right out, mate.
11:56Just a thought.
11:58There are far too many loaded cunts around here today
12:00for you to be making comments like that.
12:02Now, fuck off before I do something you'll regret.
12:17Oh, Tones! Look who's here.
12:21Surprise.
12:22Maybe don't mind us dropping in.
12:24Course not.
12:26I've shot two dozen pheasant of Jane and Woodcock this morning.
12:28Why shouldn't I add a couple of cuckoos to that tally?
12:32Well, for a start, I wouldn't be able to appear on your chat show.
12:37Why shoot you now when I can wait and have you savaged by an Irish wolfhound?
12:47Ginger!
12:48Please show our guests to their pegs for the next drive.
12:51Right.
12:52Come along, Lizzie.
12:54I can't believe you turned up uninvited.
12:57You don't always have to be invited, Taggy.
13:01Good things seldom come to those who wait.
13:12Charles!
13:13Oh, hello.
13:14I didn't expect to see anybody.
13:16I was researching Campbell Black and needed something from my office.
13:18I never thought I'd see the day when Tony Battingham met Declan O'Hara doing his dirty work.
13:23I have my own reasons for wanting to take that bastard down.
13:26You know, in different circumstances, you and Rupert could have been friends.
13:29Both complicated, both stubborn.
13:32Misunderstood.
13:32Bollocks.
13:33What are you doing in a Saturday?
13:36Moving offices ahead of my grand return.
13:40Apparently, my recent coronary episode makes me a medical liability.
13:45Which is why Cameron Cook is now a controller of programmes and I'm...
13:48Head of religious broadcasting.
13:51I can't begrudge her too much.
13:54I mean, the greasy pearl requires its own set of skills.
13:57Hmm.
13:57Especially when the greasy pearl of question lives in Tony Battingham's trousers.
14:04How's the heart?
14:08Oh, you know...
14:11Broken.
14:14Don't show Tony any weakness, Declan O'Hara.
14:17This is what you get.
14:18I don't think we were withudes to тому articligt, that's quick passage of friends.
14:25But home ofIVA Jetzt will put it a blink with her.
14:26Everyone knows that your mother could use his family to know the guilt.
14:28Why are you Mullins beneath you?
14:28Ah, that's right.
14:31Why are you so famous.
14:31If you can see me...
14:31이건 you made a smile of hugs and earn Bunny's gewe baja.
14:34This is is kind of fun at handjolос hardship.
14:34Go ahead of tua man, I'll turn.
14:37Let's last.
14:38I've never done a good child without the time here.
14:38I came here again.
14:42What a look at this couch Ein��?
14:59I don't know.
15:19What do you think of your first shoot?
15:21How can people murder helpless animals all day for fun?
15:24Says the girl who baked two dozen pork pies for the occasion.
15:27Or do you suppose the poor piggies were hugged to death?
15:29Don't be horrid. I needed the job.
15:31Don't be a hypocrite.
15:33Stand up for what you believe in.
15:38Maybe I shouldn't be saying this, but...
15:40I don't think you should go on Daddy's show.
15:42I'm worried he's going to do something awful.
15:46You'll be fine.
15:47Promise.
15:48Oh, smashing spread, Agatha.
15:52I'm hosting at the Beaufort next month,
15:54and I wondered if you might do the food.
15:57Oh, that's very kind.
16:02To be honest,
16:03I find the whole idea of hunts and shoots utterly...
16:09objectionable.
16:09And I won't be doing them anymore.
16:11Oh.
16:13Right.
16:14Be careful, Agatha.
16:16You're in danger of developing a backbone.
16:18Now, I've got a girl's supper Monday week.
16:20I'm going to give you a tinkle.
16:23Good girl.
16:25Oh.
16:27Hmm.
16:31Come on, Ruth.
16:32We've got a hot date.
16:33It's a dog and trumpet.
16:34Bye, Angel.
17:00I have had the most delightful day.
17:04It's so nice to have finally found our kind of people.
17:08Sorry, Todd.
17:08I've got to get to the office.
17:10Trouble with a shipment out of Japan.
17:11Well, you're a true titan of industry, Freddie.
17:14Let's talk again soon.
17:15Try and set a date for you to come in and discuss your ideas.
17:17I'll give you a ring on Monday.
17:19Thanks.
17:20Bye.
17:25Well done.
17:28Now, they're just through there.
17:30I'll fetch the brandy glasses.
17:35Oh, Mr. Hampshire.
17:41I would so love to receive you.
17:44Oh, well, fortunately for you, Mrs. Jones.
17:48Oh!
17:50Hounds aren't the only thing I ride to.
17:53Cheers!
17:54I'm sure a ride with you would be delightful.
17:56What can I say?
17:57The likeness is uncanny.
17:58Oh, what about me, Mr. Hampshire?
17:59Do I bear resemblance?
18:01Oh, I'm sure he wishes you did.
18:03He'd be bounding down a green lawn
18:05to admire one's topiary balls.
18:09Oh, God!
18:16Sorry, Mousie left her, um...
18:19Oh, no, yeah, sure.
18:20I was just, um...
18:21trying them on for size.
18:23You know, I really must get down to Mousie's boutique soon.
18:26Well, look, thanks again for a great time.
18:28Let's talk on Monday.
18:29Absolutely.
18:30Let me see you on...
18:30No, no, no, you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:32I know you're all right.
18:39I know you're all right.
18:41Oh!
18:46Now, who'd like a cigar?
18:50Yes, baby.
18:51I'm sorry.
18:52It's really unfortunate.
18:58CHOIR SINGS
19:08Ah! How was the shoot?
19:10Well, they killed loads of birds, but they liked my food.
19:13Rupert stopped by.
19:15Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:18Is there no place free of that man?
19:23Oh, Jesus Christ!
19:40I'm... cheating...
19:43... caught red...
19:49... and dead.
19:52What?
19:59Why are you in here?
20:01What are you planning on doing to Rupert?
20:04He said he was sorry.
20:05I raised you to be smarter than that.
20:07A story is a story.
20:10It looks like it's all been said before.
20:11No, it hasn't.
20:14He doesn't deserve whatever you have planned for him.
20:16It's called journalism tag.
20:18You can call it what you want.
20:21I call it revenge.
20:30So what's this big scoop you've got on Rupert?
20:32The whole office is talking about it.
20:34The magician never reveals his secrets, sir.
20:40The butcher of Carinium, that's a new one.
20:44It's not true, is it?
20:46I mean, I know the show can get a bit confrontational,
20:49but I never rip someone apart for the sake of it.
20:52You're making great television.
20:53And, more importantly,
20:56keeping Lord B happy.
21:14Slag.
21:17Lord Battingham's office.
21:19Of course, putting you through.
21:23Freddie Jones for you.
21:29Freddie, how are you?
21:30Can't join your ball, Tony.
21:33Freddie.
21:34I heard everything.
21:36You, Sarah, all of them.
21:39I don't mind people making fun of me.
21:42It's just that nobody makes fun of my Valerie.
21:48We all love Mousy.
21:50I hate snobs, Tony.
21:52And you're the worst kind there is,
21:54the kind who's forgotten where he came from.
22:10Fred, Fred, I am in such turmoil.
22:13Some young ladies from Carinium were in the boutique earlier today
22:15saying the most ghastly things about Tony Battingham
22:18and that plug woman.
22:19I just don't know what I'm going to say to poor Monica.
22:21Well, then don't say anything.
22:22Oh, I must.
22:23It's too awful.
22:24Mousy, please.
22:25It's got nothing to do with us.
22:35We need it, Freddie!
22:40It was Rupert.
22:41He crashed the chute, ruined the moon.
22:44Don't be such a baby.
22:45You fucked up.
22:50Beg your pardon?
22:52You heard me.
23:00Forget Freddie Jones.
23:02You've got me and Declan,
23:05and we've got the highest ratings in the country.
23:15Declan's got a scoop on Rupert.
23:18Apparently it's top secret.
23:20Valentine's Day can't come quickly enough.
23:28Mon Mon.
23:30Oh.
23:32I promise we aren't always shooting things here, Valerie.
23:34But roosting on my hornbeams is a capital offence.
23:37Oh, yes.
23:41Oh.
23:42Dearest Mon Mon.
23:44I'm afraid I must relay some rather difficult information to you regarding Cameron Cork.
23:50Oh, yes.
23:50You see, as the owner of a very popular boutique, one learns about all sorts of goings-on, and, well,
23:57the suggestion is that she might have come by her recent promotion through certain immodest means, and that perhaps your
24:05husband's head was, well, turned.
24:09Well, that's very interesting, Valerie. Thank you.
24:13I mean, actually, I've no idea whether-
24:14Be substantiated.
24:21No.
24:22No.
24:22You don't.
24:29It can leave one feeling quite alone.
24:33So if ever you wanted to confide in someone...
24:36I'm sure that won't be necessary.
24:39Thank you so much for stopping by.
24:54Good morning, Rutger.
24:56And a happy Valentine's Day to all our listeners.
24:59Stay tuned for back-to-back love songs to get you in the romantic mood.
25:02And on television tonight, Declan O'Hara will be interviewing local Casanova, Rupert Campbell Black.
25:09Let's see if Declan gets him to kiss and tell all.
25:12All without sin.
25:14Good morning, good morning.
25:16Delivery?
25:16Oh, gosh.
25:19For...
25:19Mr. Barracker?
25:22Oh.
25:27Thanks.
25:27Bye, darling. Mustache.
25:28Feel free to pop all this in the pile for me.
25:39Darling.
25:40We can go for dinner any time.
25:43Tonight, I want to watch the Valentine's Day massacre of Rupert Campbell Black.
25:48Hmm.
25:49Well, I'll have finished my screen test for Cotswold Roundup by mid-afternoon, so...
25:53You have until then to change your mind.
25:54Okay.
25:57Or what?
25:59You'll hang an open-for-business sign on your dressing room door?
26:06Don't tempt me.
26:31What have you been?
26:33Just getting some exercise.
26:38Archie, dear, your father says he found you on the morning of the shoot
26:42receiving manual stimulation from an estate worker.
26:48Uh...
26:48Well, darling, look.
26:51Whilst boarding school is undoubtedly a lonely place
26:54where certain extracurricular activities are tolerated,
26:57well, at least they were in my day...
26:59Fuck.
26:59I do feel that one should exercise restraint when closer to home.
27:06After all, fraternising with the staff
27:10can only ever lead to pain and humiliation for all concerned.
27:18There are lines one does not cross.
27:22Understood?
27:24Yeah.
27:26Good.
27:33Well, see, I told you I'd deal with it.
27:35I don't know what I'd do without you.
27:37Well, you might bear that in mind.
27:49Cameron Cook.
27:49I met a lady in the Meese, full beautiful, a fairy's child.
27:53Her hair was long, her foot was light, and her eyes were wild.
27:57I set her on my pacing steed, and nothing else saw all day long.
28:00For sidelong would she bend and sing a fairy's song.
28:04You know, it's customary to some flowers, cheapskate.
28:07Oh, hey, there's nothing cheap about John Keel's.
28:09Go try your luck with some dough-out undergrads.
28:11I'm busy.
28:38I believe I asked for coffee sometime next time.
28:41This sanctuary would be fantastic.
28:43You'd think the promotion would make her happy, but she's angrier than ever.
28:48I'll get a coffee. You get the phone.
28:50James Rourke's phone.
28:52Oh, hello, Deidre. Can you tell James I'd like him home for lunch today?
28:56I'm sorry, who's this?
28:58His wife.
29:00Oh, yes. Right, you are.
29:08What?
29:27This is for you. It's from Rupert.
29:37Hi, Baz. How are you?
29:41Dreadful.
29:42So, Freddie Jones lent me this fabulous new sing-along machine, freshly shipped from Japan.
29:47I was supposed to be hosting, and if music be the food of love, karaoke and curry night.
29:53Only now, my chef's off sick.
29:55Well, I could cook a curry for you.
29:58Oh, that's exactly what I hoped you'd say.
30:00Why do you say I'm getting abandoned on Valentine's night?
30:04You said you were going to watch Daddy's interview with me, Taggy.
30:07Well, come to the bar.
30:09You can watch the interview, and I can watch you.
30:13And thank you, my darling, honestly.
30:14You're really helping me out of a tight spot.
30:16Well, I have a tight spot, too, if you fancy lending a hand.
30:21Come to Bar Sinister tonight, and I'll lend you two.
30:34Who was that?
30:35Oh, uh, it was Baz.
30:38He wants Taggy to do some cooking for him.
30:40Good luck tonight.
30:41Thanks, love.
30:43Give him hell.
30:44Oh, I will.
30:47Daddy, please don't do this to Rupert.
30:49Oh, for fuck's sake, Tagg, this is happening whether you like it or not.
30:53Now, go up.
31:12So, you were great.
31:13I've said it before.
31:14The camera loves you.
31:15I was so nervous this morning, and having you there just really put me at ease, you know.
31:18You should see Sarah's screen test camera.
31:20She's really something.
31:23I'd rather watch Frog's fucking.
31:26You can take the girl out of New York.
31:28Well, here he is, man of the moment.
31:31What's this, more dirt on Rupert?
31:32You'll have to find out tonight, I'm afraid.
31:34Scorpion are holding their front page for us tomorrow, so whatever you have, O'Hara, better be good.
31:37What is it?
31:39Drugs?
31:39Underage girls?
31:40Oh, God, I'd love to see that smug bastard in that handcuff.
31:43It's not criminal, but I promise you won't be disappointed.
31:46It'll blindside even him.
31:48Oh, God.
31:49He's a shark.
31:51Go on.
32:07What?
32:08Bye.
32:12Bye.
32:13Bye.
32:14Bye.
32:20Bye.
32:21sugars the shock thank you I only come around to give you this oh gosh it's what
32:33is it it's a word processor sort of like a fancy electric typewriter so you don't
32:39have to worry about any more ink based accidents oh gosh Freddie that's that's
32:47so you have a talent Izzy this should be encouraged
32:56a big car
33:07for what it's worth and I didn't see much but for what it's worth I thought you
33:26look lovely
33:26I'm sorry darling couldn't get away oh that's all right doesn't matter now
33:32listen the whole station is staying to watch the Campbell black bloodbath in person so don't
33:37wait up all right oh right
33:50I thought you might like to meet your new co-host co-host what do you mean co-host
34:03oh I see well I can feel my ratings soaring already
34:14oh you hear about the pony Tabitha's in the stables this way I'm here to speak to you about your
34:19ex-husband
34:21my father's Declan O'Hara I've already told his office I want nothing to do
34:24I've got a really bad feeling about the interview tonight it's got nothing to do with me
34:28talk to Rupert ask him to back out please I think you should leave I mean you must have left
34:34him once
34:36are you sleeping with him no no Rupert is bad news I believe that people can change
34:43I was just like you I told myself nobody understands him like me he'll change I looked at him and
34:50I saw
34:50all this potential and he looked at me and saw something he'd enjoy breaking Rupert is a cancer
34:59my advice cut him out before it's too late now please leave
35:31you're aware you are because you're good you know that don't you come on snap out of it we've history
35:39to make
35:41all this is about to enter the building
35:59remember this isn't Wogan he won't be gentle if you don't like the question change the subject
36:05thanks for the words of wisdom sensei but I do feel in situations like this it's often better just
36:10to be myself
36:12try telling that to Ted Heath
36:48let's go
36:49let's go
36:49are you ready for a good show tonight?
36:52Please!
36:53Yes!
36:54There you are!
36:55We should have to pay your television license, doesn't it?
36:57Look at you, Maury.
36:59Every week she's here.
37:00Every week.
37:01And Jane Fonda's got a workout video now.
37:04I won't be doing it.
37:05I won't be doing it.
37:06I won't be doing Jane Fonda.
37:07Bit of bread, bit of cheese, you know.
37:09It's not cute.
37:10I don't like women's schemes, aren't they?
37:18Hi.
37:19Sandra's just going to touch you up.
37:21I'd love her to, but I'm about to appear on national television.
37:23Mr. Camberblack!
37:25Ah!
37:26Great to have you on the show.
37:27Ready when you are.
37:34I took this graphics later.
38:04Hello.
38:05Paul!
38:06Darling.
38:06I am so sorry.
38:08I'm such a pig.
38:09Can you forgive me?
38:10I bought champagne.
38:12Paul.
38:13You shouldn't have.
38:14Oh, come here.
38:17Phew.
38:18All right.
38:19Direct me to the Volavons.
38:25And we're live in five, four, three, two.
38:41Good luck, Dixon.
38:43One.
38:52My guest tonight needs no introduction.
38:55He has been described as the world's greatest show jumper and one of the most eligible bachelors
38:59in England.
39:00He is, of course, Minister for Sport and MP for Chalford and Bisley, Mr. Rupert Campbellblack.
39:09Now, Mr. Gilbertblack, you've had a varied career, haven't you?
39:12What first attracted you to politics?
39:15Athletes make good politicians.
39:16Show jumping taught me how to think on my feet and remain unfazed under scrutiny.
39:21Do you get on with the Prime Minister?
39:24I hold her in enormously high esteem.
39:26Argon Thatcher is the daughter of a greengrocer.
39:29She went to a grammar school, as did Norman Tebbett, Cecil Parkinson.
39:32The Conservative Party has changed, and it's Mrs. Thatcher who has changed it.
39:37So why do you think she keeps you around?
39:41I hope she thinks I'm good at my job.
39:45Do aristocrats make good politicians?
39:47Plenty of them have.
39:49My family has a strong sense of moral duty.
39:52I inherited that with the house.
39:55Ah, noblesse oblige, if you like.
39:57My Latin's not what it used to be.
40:01But with your privileged background, how can you understand the difficulties faced by the man on the street?
40:08I can't help the circumstances of my birth.
40:10It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it.
40:16Now, your tenure as Minister for Sport has been controversial.
40:22If you're talking about football, then the hooligans are a tiny minority.
40:26Well, you have taken a notoriously light touch approach to policing the game.
40:30The poor sods are out of work.
40:32Their fathers are out of work, often their grandfathers too.
40:35Out of the sheer frustration at not winning, they resort to violence.
40:39I think we should try to understand the vandal.
40:41Sounds almost socialist.
40:42Although some people might call you a vandal.
40:45Of women.
40:47Horses, marriages.
40:49Still, adultery must prepare you well for life within the Conservative Party.
40:56I'm sorry.
40:57You know, sneaking around, lying, betrayal, sexual degeneracy.
41:01I'm no longer married.
41:03Yeah, but you were.
41:04For six years.
41:05And yet, throughout your marriage, your affairs were common knowledge.
41:08I mean, one glass of shape here has described you as rather a nasty virus that everyone's wife caught sooner
41:14or later.
41:14Well, if you'd seen his wife, it's definitely later.
41:21Christ, he really has an arsehole, isn't he?
41:24And that's the break in five, four...
41:27And that's time for a break!
41:28Three...
41:28Winding up there, Clint.
41:30Two...
41:31And we're out.
41:37Clear!
41:37And we're back on in three minutes.
41:42Rupert, there's somebody here to see you.
41:45Ooh!
41:53Tell you, what are you doing here?
41:55You need to go.
41:55Just walk out.
41:58Your father's not the first old socialist who's trying to catch me out.
42:01Whatever you're worried about, it's already out there.
42:03No.
42:04I know him.
42:05He's saving the worst for later.
42:07When he wants something, he's ruthless.
42:10He'll do anything.
42:11I mean, he's...
42:11He's just like you, Rupert.
42:13Exactly.
42:15Minister, we need you back on set.
42:16The break's almost over.
42:17Just walk out the building with me.
42:19Minister!
42:20Please.
42:32Five seconds and we're back.
42:33I'm not fighting.
42:36Five.
42:36Jackson, you're gonna have to add live.
42:38Four.
42:40Three.
42:42Five.
42:45Seven.
42:47Three.
42:48Three.
42:51Two.
42:55The three.
42:58Welcome back.
42:59You know what this reminds me of?
43:01Being back on the circuit.
43:03Having an opponent.
43:05Knowing that I can make a tiny mistake and it might all be over.
43:08It's exhilarating.
43:08This is an interview. There's no winner.
43:11That's not true, though, is it?
43:14He wants to beat me.
43:18He's trying to distract him.
43:20Now's the time, Declan.
43:22Oh, really?
43:23Yeah, most celebrities are scared
43:25that I'll find out something exposing about you.
43:29Something's wrong.
43:30The more awful things you do, the more the public seem to love you.
43:33Well, who am I to argue with public opinion?
43:36So you don't deny it?
43:37What's that?
43:39That you've done awful things.
43:41I have. You're right.
43:45Isn't that what we do?
43:49We?
43:50Men like us.
43:52I am nothing like you.
43:54Really.
43:55You're cold.
43:57You have had the best education money can buy,
44:00yet you remain a philistine.
44:02You barely see your children.
44:04You pick up women just because you can,
44:06but you're still fundamentally alone.
44:08And when they can't fill that emptiness inside you,
44:11you discard them.
44:13Despite your gold medals and your money,
44:16you are a lonely man
44:17rattling around a huge empty manor,
44:20and that's who you likely end your days.
44:21You behave like a man with no secrets and no shame.
44:25Well,
44:27there is one thing I'd like to discuss with you.
44:30You're right.
44:30I'm a rake.
44:37A liar.
44:39Cheat.
44:41If there was something I wanted,
44:42I pursued it.
44:43I didn't care about anybody else.
44:44My horses,
44:45my teammates,
44:46my wife.
44:47But we're still alike.
44:48I very much doubt that.
44:50You're the best in the world at what you do.
44:52Flattery will get you nowhere,
44:53Mr. Camdenblank.
44:53I remember what that was like,
44:54being the best,
44:55and what I was willing to do to stay there.
44:59What are you willing to do?
45:07A family.
45:10To yourself.
45:21I'm bored of you tickling each other's balls.
45:23They can get the fucking cat out of the bag.
45:30You're right.
45:34I'm a workaholic.
45:39And when I'm consumed by something,
45:43I can be,
45:45I can be a monster.
45:52Yeah.
45:57You're probably a better husband than I was.
46:01After all,
46:01you're still married.
46:04I don't know.
46:06I think I'm a pretty bad husband.
46:14Do you think you've ever been in love?
46:26No.
46:30That's my fault.
46:32My ambition hasn't left room for much else.
46:35Do you think that'll ever change?
46:42The fucker isn't going to do it.
46:44Well,
46:44even if he doesn't destroy Rupert,
46:45this could still be a good show.
46:46Tell me about, um,
46:49tell me about your childhood.
46:51Pull the transmission.
46:52Let's just see where this goes.
46:53Do you value your job?
46:54Pull the fucking transmission.
46:56No,
46:56because this is my show.
46:57Cut the transmission.
46:58No.
47:00Do that to me.
47:00No.
47:01Give me that.
47:02Cameron!
47:03Cameron,
47:03for fuck's sake!
47:05No.
47:05Trust me.
47:08Listen,
47:08you arrogant little Irish prick.
47:10Either you destroy the fucker
47:11or I'm going to come down there
47:12and pull you off the floor myself.
47:14There's no point,
47:14Tony.
47:15He's already taken his earpiece out.
47:16He can't hear you.
47:17If it's any consolation,
47:19we've made some really great television.
47:21This would have worked
47:22if you'd just done
47:23your fucking job!
47:27Who do you trust?
47:31Who do you count on?
47:40Dogs.
47:43I, um,
47:45I much prefer dogs to people.
47:50I'd give anything
47:51to see my old labrador badger again.
47:56He was a good dog.
48:01Aww.
48:08So,
48:09which of your
48:10many
48:11sporting achievements
48:12was the hardest one?
48:15Which was the hardest?
48:17The King's Cup,
48:17the Olympic gold,
48:19the world championship?
48:20Well,
48:22none of them.
48:24The hardest thing?
48:26The, uh,
48:28the thing that nearly killed me?
48:29Yeah.
48:34It's giving it all up.
48:46Ladies and gentlemen,
48:47Mr. Rupert Campbell-Black.
49:12Congratulations, darling.
49:14It was great TV as always.
49:17Congratulations, darling.
49:27Did you like the show?
49:29Yeah.
49:41Sorry, Lord B.
49:43Didn't expect to see you there.
49:44Thought you'd be down by sinister by now,
49:47celebrating with Declan and Rupert.
49:54Great show tonight, by the way.
49:56Best yet.
49:57Let's go.
50:09Let's go.
50:28I want you to stay away from Taggy.
50:32She's young enough to be your daughter.
50:38Yeah, of course.
50:41Good.
50:48Drink?
50:51No, no, I'm taking Maude home.
50:57What was it that you had on me?
51:00Ruth.
51:02I was just bluffing.
51:08This is coming out quick, ladies and gentlemen.
51:10Whoa, my name.
51:12The sound is screaming and the fires are howling way down in the valley tonight.
51:18There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye and a blade shining all so bright.
51:24There's evil in the air and there's thunder in the sky and the killer's on the bloodshot streets.
51:30You won't drown in the tunnels with a devil in your eyes and I swear I saw a young boy
51:35having a gun.
51:36See, I told you it was all going to be okay.
51:39You're going to dance?
51:43Um...
51:47I'd love to, but...
51:51I have to go.
51:52Sorry to interrupt.
51:53There's gonna be some light.
51:55I gotta get ahead, I gotta make it out now.
51:58Before we find a crack of dawn.
52:02We gotta make the most of our one night together.
52:05When it's over, you know, we'll both be so alone.
52:10Come on, then.
52:13Like a man, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
52:19When the night is over, you know, we'll be gone, we'll be gone, we'll be gone, we'll be gone, we'll
52:25be gone, we'll be gone.
52:25Like a man, I'll be gone when the morning comes.
52:30When the day is dawn and the sun goes down and the moonlight's shining through.
52:37We'll be like a sinner before the gates of heaven.
52:44I'll come crawling on back to you.
52:52I didn't pray.
52:56I'm going to hit the highway like a battering wham or a silver black fan on by.
53:01Oh, in the middle is hot and the injured is hungry.
53:04I'm a whore, I'm gonna see the light.
53:07Nothing in the frozen is rotten, no hole.
53:10And everything is burning in the house.
53:14And nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls.
53:17And nothing's ever worth the cost.
53:21Damn, if I'll never get up.
53:24I'm waiting, damn, if I do.
53:26I can't, I'll never eat, I got luck in my heart.
53:31I can't, I'll never eat, I'll never eat.
53:33I can't, I'll never eat.
53:48The falconry?
53:50Oh, hello.
53:53Right, yes, of course.
53:55Tell whoever it is to fuck off.
53:57I would, darling.
54:01Muddy's Margaret Thatcher.
54:15Prime Minister.
54:40She wants to visit the station and do an interview of her own.
54:43How wonderful.
54:45A real coup.
54:46Yeah, that's great news.
54:50And all thanks to Rupert, I suppose.
55:01Okay.
55:01Oh, yeah.
55:31Oh, oh, oh.
55:36Oh, oh, oh.
55:41Oh, oh, oh.
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