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00:16People sometimes ask me, do sportsmen make good politicians?
00:23I say yes, if you like your politicians brave, disciplined, strong in body, mentally agile.
00:31Someone who knows how to truly commit, working night and day to make your life better.
00:37Someone who knows they're playing for the winning side, who was born to win and refuses to lose.
00:43Someone who can ride any storm and even let others take the lead without ever tiring or letting go.
00:49Someone who is flexible and used to competing in difficult positions.
00:53If that ticks all your boxes, may I invite you to tick mine?
00:59Oh, you look spectacular.
01:02That was a party political broadcast by the Conservative Party.
01:06You do know that's an antique.
01:11The mirror's pretty old, too.
01:14Helen.
01:19Helen.
01:21Helen.
01:23Helen.
01:33Helen.
01:34Helen.
01:37Helen.
01:39Helen.
01:40Helen.
01:40Helen.
01:41Helen.
01:42Helen.
01:42Helen.
01:46wertish.
01:46Helen.
01:46Helen.
01:46Helen.
01:46Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh
02:11So you forgot
02:14No, for a second
02:15Half-term break. You'll have them till Wednesday.
02:17I've been looking for a tape.
02:18Stop it!
02:19Your poker face is terrible.
02:20I'm more of a bridge, man. I do like a foursome.
02:23Daddy!
02:26Hello, sweetheart! Mwah!
02:29Hi, Marcus.
02:33Hi, Dad.
02:33The children's bags. The clothes are all labelled.
02:36There's a list in there if you could check them all off when they come back.
02:38Tabitha came home without a single sock last time.
02:44Hello.
02:50Hi. I'm Mrs. Gordon, the children's mother.
02:53Uh, yeah. Uh, Helen, this is Cameron.
02:56I've heard so much about you.
02:59Philadelphia, right?
03:00Yes, ma'am. Well, New York by way of Philly. You?
03:03Florida.
03:04Mm.
03:05And hi. You must be Tabitha.
03:08Obviously. Who are you?
03:13Um, I'm your, uh, your father's girlfriend.
03:17You bloody nuts!
03:23Okay, I'm gonna leave you to deal with that.
03:26I'm late from my plane. My husband is waiting.
03:29Where are you going?
03:30Venice.
03:30Oh.
03:31Baby, we should go to Venice.
03:33Wasted on Rupert, I'm afraid.
03:35Okay, kiss the children for me. I'll see them.
03:38Wednesday.
03:38Wednesday.
03:39Wednesday. Right.
03:40I'm sorry. I didn't know that they didn't know about me.
03:43Enjoy Venice!
03:45Don't fall in.
03:56Tabitha! Come and meet Cameron properly.
04:06Told you you should order the beef.
04:08Luigi's is legendary.
04:09No, I'm not really enjoying red meat at the moment.
04:11Ah.
04:12Monica couldn't eat eggs for nine months.
04:14Couldn't see them in the pantry without feeling nauseous.
04:16Hmm.
04:20So, explain to me how it's mine.
04:24Do you remember the day I joined Carinium?
04:26Celebration dinner at the Bear in Bisley.
04:28Two courses.
04:30Me for pudding.
04:31Forgive me, I'm not the only suspect.
04:33James and I didn't start until Miss Carinium.
04:35You knew of a husband?
04:36No.
04:37Paul lost his libido at the same time as his cabinet suit.
04:40Not something you'd ever have trouble with, I imagine.
04:46You're feeling a bit pushed out since BT came on board at Carinium, am I right?
04:50You're also aware that Cameron's out.
04:52You're wondering if a little power move like this
04:57might move you into the position she vacated.
04:59Queen of Carinium.
05:01Sad to say, Sarah, we're not inviting applications at present,
05:04nor are we looking for an illegitimate heir to the throne.
05:08Get rid of it.
05:09I know a very good chap in Harley Street had this sorted out in no time.
05:13A termination.
05:14No.
05:16Not a nice word.
05:18Better to think of it as a cleansing of your soul.
05:22Be a shame if this were to hang over your blossoming career.
05:27It would hang over you too, though, wouldn't it?
05:30And Monica.
05:39Eminently deniable.
05:42Unless that's a pearl pops out with a cigar in its mouth,
05:44you'd have a way to prove it's mine.
05:46Here you go.
05:47Your beef dough.
05:50Bon appétit.
05:53Mmm.
05:54God, it's good.
05:55Mmm.
05:58Try the beef.
06:06Come on.
06:14Don't try to play chess with me, Sarah.
06:16You're not clever enough.
06:18We both want rid of this problem, so you sort it out as quick as you possibly can.
06:21Good girl.
06:30Rupert's all over bloody everything.
06:32They've shown his party political broadcast five times this week.
06:35He's been on Breakfast Time and TV AM.
06:37Both channels.
06:38Both channels.
06:41Meanwhile, I can't even get invited on Cotswold Roundup, a programme presented by my own wife.
06:47Thank you, darling.
06:49So listen, I've made some calls, and we're going to have a dinner party on Tuesday.
06:53See if we can't turn some local goodwill into actual television coverage.
06:57Sure, Tony Battingham, we mean business.
07:01Dinner party here?
07:03Do you know, Winifred always used to throw me dinner parties in the run-up to an election.
07:11And I never had to suggest it myself.
07:14Oh.
07:15Good for Winifred.
07:19Yes.
07:21Perhaps you should start thinking about what to cook.
07:28Yes.
07:44We can have a big deal of food for sure.
07:44To eat, there's a big deal of food here.
07:44OK, yes.
07:45To eat, we say you're well.
07:46Yes.
07:49Yes.
07:54Yes.
07:55It's fine.
07:55It's fine.
07:55Yes.
07:55Yes.
07:55Yes.
07:55It's fine.
07:55Yes.
07:56Yes.
07:56Yes.
07:58You're too good to those birds.
08:01I like how busy they are.
08:03Work so hard at surviving.
08:04Morning.
08:05Aubergines.
08:06From the market, as requested.
08:09Aubergines in the Cotswolds.
08:10Your advice was in London last night.
08:12I've got to make six, um, what's that again?
08:15Moussaka.
08:16Thanks, Moussaka, for the Women's Institute AGM.
08:18And I spare one for your lunch.
08:20Can't wait.
08:21Do you want a hand?
08:22I'm a decent sous chef.
08:23Oh, OK.
08:25Morning, all.
08:26Good morning.
08:29Boss lady's here.
08:36Morning.
08:37You must be Marcus.
08:39Hello.
08:40Which makes you Tabitha.
08:42And you're Declan O'Hara from the telly.
08:44Declan O'Telly, that's right.
08:46This is all looking great.
08:48It is, but Charles called me this morning.
08:51Turns out Carinium are also developing a series of Shakespeare plays for the school's market.
08:56Do you know about this?
08:57It's another thing from our application document, isn't it?
09:24All right, then.
09:25I'm worried you aren't there, Declan.
09:29Over here.
09:29There you go.
09:30Oh, fuck.
09:31I'm sweating carbs here.
09:33Who is this person?
09:34Oh.
09:36Good morning, Venture Television.
09:37Shelley speaking.
09:38Well, we said we needed a secretary.
09:40She prefers executive assistant.
09:41Declan.
09:42BBC for you.
09:51Declan O'Hara.
09:54Hello, Jeremy.
09:56Hi, Baz.
09:56Oh, hello, Munchkin.
09:58Oh, how are you?
10:00Is there any food?
10:01Lovely.
10:01Cameron made breakfast, but it was disgusting.
10:04Good man.
10:05Which is your desk?
10:06Why?
10:07The only character in my life.
10:09I want to know everything about you.
10:11We'll put you over here, Cameron.
10:12This is the driving seat.
10:14Why don't you go into the kitchen and find Taggy?
10:16She'll get you a snack.
10:18Go on.
10:18Just do that.
10:19I scrabbled some eggs.
10:20How was that disgusting?
10:21Will do, Jeremy.
10:24So, our Yeats documentary is now officially in development.
10:30Oh, Cameron!
10:32I love everybody, Yeats.
10:34Oh, honey, Theresa, you were pronouncing it Yeats.
10:36So, what happens now?
10:37Take a trip over to Ireland.
10:39Scout out some locations.
10:40We don't need to shoot in Ireland.
10:41We've got landscape coming out of our ears in Rutshire.
10:44With all due respect, Cameron.
10:46Says the man about to say something disrespectful.
10:49Fucking Rutshire looks nothing like Ireland
10:52and is ignorant to even suggest that we would ever...
10:54We should be trying to film wherever's least expensive.
10:56I don't want the maths club running the drama group, all right?
10:59Oh, hello, children.
11:01Uh, there's nobody in the kitchen.
11:05Okay, uh, take a seat and we'll...
11:07we'll find you some cookies or something.
11:09Huh, Shelley?
11:12You don't want the math club running the drama group.
11:14I don't want the drama group being irresponsible
11:16with Venturer's program budget.
11:22Oh, my God.
11:24You little shit.
11:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:27Come on.
11:27The timing was good.
11:29Cameron vanticated!
11:31Ew, I can smell it!
11:32Thank you, darling.
11:32I'm just going to speak to her.
11:42Hey, uh...
11:45Why don't you take her with you?
11:47Show the landscape,
11:49make her fall in love with the place.
11:51You want me to take Cameron to Ireland?
11:54Why am I suspicious?
11:58I can really use a few days alone with the kids.
12:02Try and talk to them about this new...
12:05relationship.
12:08You want me out of here?
12:12Yeah, yeah, all right.
12:18Taggy!
12:20Taggy, I've got you!
12:24Dish.
12:27Hello.
12:30Freddie.
12:33You been okay?
12:39Not great.
12:42No, me neither.
12:44Bloody coffees!
12:46So, hello, Lizzie. Sorry, snatching a moment. Didn't mean to interrupt.
12:51Oh, no, don't worry. I don't know why Muggins here has been left to make the coffee
12:53while Shelly's sat on her arse with her tin of family circle.
12:57I always prefer to sit dinner biscuits.
12:59Same.
13:04How many times have you shagged now?
13:07Once. And never again.
13:10Surely not. I'd imagine Mr Jones is a very considerate lover.
13:14I'm married. Yes, to James Verica.
13:17We can't all just do what we want, Rupert.
13:20The rules are there to stop people getting hurt.
13:22That's why most of us try to stick to them.
13:24I came to give this back to Taggy.
13:27We were all quite surprised when you moved Cameron into Pensacom Court.
13:31Well, I hope it's working out.
13:46Beaver, fetch!
13:47I'll only be a few days in Ireland.
13:50Honestly, how is he my son with an underarm like that?
13:55You won't do anything silly, will you, if Tony comes prowling around?
13:58He's in with a show jumping trophy.
14:02If he had anything on us, he'd have used it by now.
14:04Look, I said I would be here to look after you, and I will.
14:08Mm-mm. I think you like that you rescued me.
14:11What happens when I don't need taken care of anymore?
14:13Yeah, I might have rescued you the first time,
14:15but the second time you rescued yourself, and I like that very much.
14:21Well, I guess Tabitha's not coming to say goodbye.
14:23Look, I know she's been a little toad.
14:26Well, I've never had a woman here at the same time as the children.
14:29Whatever else I've done, I've stuck to that.
14:31So, of course, she's rattled by meeting you.
14:33It's your own bloody fault
14:35for making me adore you enough to break the rules.
14:39You know what?
14:40I'm gonna miss you.
14:47And I'll miss you too, Blue.
14:50Bye, Marcus.
14:51Bye.
14:58Do you think she'll come back?
15:02Why wouldn't she?
15:24Are you lost?
15:26Oh.
15:28Sorry you're upset.
15:31I'm tagging.
15:32I live in the house down there.
15:35I like your purple skirt.
15:37I always wanted one, but my knees are too knobbly.
15:41Hey, this is Gertrude.
15:43She's a good listener.
15:44I tell her all my problems.
15:45Advice isn't very good, though.
15:47She's mainly just whoops and girls.
15:52You think you can tell her what's wrong?
15:54Daddy doesn't love me anymore.
15:59There you are.
16:04Um, darling, what did I tell you about running away?
16:06This is Taggy, Daddy.
16:08She lives down there.
16:09Yeah, we've, uh...
16:12We've met.
16:12Can she come to tea, Daddy?
16:14Please, please?
16:15Oh, um...
16:18Yeah, come and have some tea, why not?
16:21Um, I've...
16:21I've got to get home, but another day, okay?
16:26Come on, pup.
16:30Okay, home time.
16:34I don't think she likes you, Daddy.
16:44Good morning, Rutscher.
16:46What a beautiful, sunny morning it is, too.
16:49With the general election only days away,
16:51this morning we'll be asking if Rutscher will stay as conservative as ever,
16:55or if local MPs,
16:57Wubert Campbell-Black for Chalford & Bisley
16:59and Paul Strassen for Conchester
17:01should be watching their backs
17:03for a potential liberal landslide.
17:12And here is the kitchen,
17:14where you'll be making all the magic happen.
17:17Cooker,
17:18fridge here,
17:19pantry,
17:20a walk-in cupboard there,
17:21that's where Paul keeps all the wine and whatnot.
17:23Um, you're happy with the recipe?
17:24It's just I know that
17:26reading's a struggle for you, isn't it,
17:27with your...
17:29dyslexia.
17:29Oh, I'm fine.
17:30I've got everything.
17:34For writing it out so big.
17:35Now, I know beef,
17:36it's a bit much, isn't it,
17:37for a summer dinner party,
17:38but, well, it's his favourite.
17:40My husband's favourite, I mean.
17:42And with the election
17:43and Paul needs all the TV coverage you can get.
17:45Oh, of course.
17:46And you don't mind staying in the kitchen tonight,
17:49do you?
17:49It's just, it's a bit awkward,
17:51you being Ventra.
17:52Oh.
17:52Daddy doesn't know,
17:53but he can't really complain,
17:55we need the money.
17:55Ah.
17:56Well, just don't go poisoning
17:57all of Carinium in my dining room.
18:01Seriously, though,
18:02you really mustn't let anyone see you.
18:03Oh.
18:04OK.
18:05I've rather given the impression
18:06that I'm doing the cooking tonight,
18:07so I really need everything to be perfect.
18:10Right.
18:13OK, well, I'm going to go to the hairdressers.
18:16Um, don't answer the door,
18:17but if somebody calls,
18:18just pretend to be the daily, OK?
18:21Oh, sure.
18:22Um, what if anyone sees me in the kitchen tonight?
18:25Shh.
18:30Stuck into the pantry.
18:36This afternoon, the MP for Chalford and Bisley
18:39was in Stroud with his children
18:40to open the newest branch of Waitrose,
18:42armed with a very large pair of scissors.
18:45And three, two, one.
18:47Yay!
18:48Good, thank you.
18:49No, delighted to drop in on our walk around Stroud.
18:51Waitrose is absolutely the best place
18:53to pick up a nice hunk of Cotswold bloom.
19:02No, no, no, no, no, no!
19:04God, no, you idiot!
19:08Um...
19:10OK.
19:11OK.
19:12OK.
19:13Oh!
19:14Oh!
19:15Oh!
19:16Oh!
19:19Uh...
19:20Uh...
19:21Uh...
19:21Uh...
19:21Uh...
19:22Mrs Stratton-Bishoppin.
19:24Thank you very much.
19:25That's the worst ratch-rack-send I've ever heard, Sarah.
19:28It's Rupert.
19:29It's...
19:30It's not Sarah.
19:32Is that Taggy?
19:33Sarah said to pretend to be a daily.
19:36Um...
19:36Uh...
19:37I'm actually after Paul.
19:38Um...
19:38Is he there?
19:39It's party business.
19:41Shit!
19:42Oh.
19:45Darling, what is it?
19:46I'm making Mr Stratton's favourite beef
19:48and the white elephant in Payne's wig,
19:49only I've just dropped all the salt on it,
19:51and now it's ruined!
19:52Oh, Angel...
19:53Well, can you make it again?
19:55No, it's too late!
19:56The butcher shuts up for...
19:57Oh, God!
19:57Ruined everything!
20:00All right, leave it with me.
20:01Uh...
20:01You get on with the starter,
20:02and I'll be there in an hour.
20:04No, you don't have to do that.
20:08But there's an awful lot to do!
20:10Sorry, Gerald!
20:11I'm rescuing a constituent!
20:12Give me back my money!
20:14Can't have it!
20:15It's free parking, not three pounds!
20:40Oh!
20:44A treat!
20:47I'm going to be there!
20:50And I need to get my motherfucking
20:51I'm going to be there!
20:52And there's a lot to do!
20:55I don't care!
20:57I'm going to do that!
20:57I'm the winner!
21:06Are you nearly done? They're sitting down. Well, some of them. Nearly, nearly.
21:11Oh, quick, someone's coming. Quick, here.
21:18Gorgeous canapés, Sarah.
21:20Oh, thanks so much. Yes, I love those. Taggy O'Hara makes them.
21:25Yes. Yes, I asked for the recipe.
21:29Oh. What are you cooking us?
21:32I'm cooking Luigi's famous beef dobe. I had to almost sleep with him to get the recipe.
21:37But that's Tony's favourite. I can't wait to tell him. Can I do anything?
21:42Yes. Will you tell the men to bloody well sit down? God, it's like herding cats, isn't it?
21:46Where's your glass, Lizzie? Have you put it down again?
21:53Sarah?
21:55Sorry, did I make you jump? I'm so sorry for bringing your nemesis.
22:00Mother's not well tonight. Beatty overheard me on the phone and insisted she come along with me instead.
22:05I couldn't stop her.
22:06Don't worry. I put her next to James. Oh, actually, you can take this in for me.
22:13I need no second bidding.
22:23Now, can I take these? Are these ready to go?
22:25Oh, I'm not really ready.
22:26Well, they look ready.
22:27Actually, yes, they're ready. Sorry.
22:30And just remind me again, what are these?
22:33It's trout mousse with a cucumber salad and Melba toast.
22:36And did it take me long to make it?
22:38Not really, because we're very good at cooking.
22:46Beef daub for eight, direct from Luigi at the white elephant.
22:49Oh, my goodness, you're a lifesaver. Thank you.
22:52Oh, look, it's the same dish. Do you mind?
22:58Does your father know you're cooking for the enemy?
23:00This is the strangest job I have.
23:02Look, it's Sarah. Quick.
23:05Really?
23:09I knew Sarah wasn't cooking.
23:11Oh, my God, please don't say anything. I'll be in such trouble.
23:13I said I was going to the loo.
23:16Why don't you use the upstairs one?
23:17Well, I don't need the loo.
23:18That's okay.
23:22What are the herbs on top? Monica's asking.
23:25Oh, and dill.
23:26Dill?
23:26No.
23:27Paul wants horseradish.
23:29Oh, Sarah.
23:29No, no, not in there.
23:33What the hell are you doing here?
23:35I just popped round to see Taggy.
23:37Sarah?
23:38Wait.
23:42I have to speak to you.
23:43I'm hosting a dinner party, James.
23:45It can't wait.
23:46I'm sure it can.
23:47I am going crackers.
23:48Apparently, you are pregnant.
23:53Is it true?
23:55Is it mine?
23:56No.
23:57I'm getting rid of it, all right?
23:59Just...
23:59Please.
23:59Don't say anything.
24:02Sarah?
24:02You're in the kitchen.
24:03I'm getting rid of it.
24:05Oh!
24:06I'm fine.
24:11Everything all right, darling?
24:12Yes.
24:13Why?
24:13I don't know.
24:14You seem a bit...
24:15Well, so do you.
24:16This is terribly important.
24:18I know.
24:19My insides are not right at all.
24:21It's probably just nerves.
24:23Go upstairs and swing some of that pecto business.
24:25It's all right.
24:27Oh.
24:27Oh.
24:31Someone was in the other Lou, so I went upstairs.
24:33No problem.
24:34Very good.
24:35Go and sit down.
24:37Have a drink.
24:38Another drink.
24:50Get back in there before Lizzie sees you're gone.
24:51God, Sarah, I can't tell you the relief.
24:58It's not mine, is it?
25:00No!
25:00Fuck off!
25:01Get me the horseradish.
25:02Middle shelf.
25:02I don't know what the horseradish is.
25:05Let me.
25:05Oh, sorry.
25:07Oh, God.
25:09Oh, God.
25:10What does a girl have to do to get a proper drink around here?
25:14Murderous Scotch.
25:16Are we alone?
25:17Looks like it.
25:19Our plan is coming together deliciously.
25:22I genuinely think it might lose a particular unlovely person their particularly lovely job.
25:27Beautiful music to my ears.
25:29Hmm.
25:29You just need to keep a certain person out of my way.
25:36Oh!
25:37Hello, you two.
25:38Talking shop again, are we?
25:40Well, you really are the most attentive host.
25:42Every time I turn around, there you are.
25:43Well, actually, I was just popping in for this cheeky little burgundy to go with the beef.
25:48What do you say, Tony?
25:49Shall we, uh, rip our knickers off?
25:50Oh, God.
25:51Absolutely.
25:51Excuse me.
25:52It mustn't be Monica.
25:54Oh, did I mention what a wonderful job you're doing on the election campaigns?
25:57Sarah has learned so much from you.
26:00Well, she had a great deal to learn.
26:02Indeed.
26:03Very good.
26:09Right.
26:10This is my very important dinner party.
26:13All right?
26:13So I have to go back in there because people are going to start asking where I am.
26:17Please, get the main course ready and try not to do anything more to fuck up my night.
26:21Fine.
26:22Oh, Jesus.
26:23Okay.
26:25What can I do?
26:26Can you take this one with you?
26:31Hide the evidence.
26:32Of course.
26:32And this is definitely the salty one.
26:34Yes.
26:34Thank you so much for tonight.
26:37Wish I could pay you back.
26:39I mean, return the favour.
26:44Well, uh, actually, there is one thing you could help me with.
26:49Hey, yeah?
26:49One to have escaped from cold it.
26:52This is just you.
26:53I have to tell you he said anything to you.
26:55About what?
26:56The entire purpose of this evening.
26:58Getting my face on Corineum television.
27:00No.
27:01But he can't last you're still in here, can he?
27:04Oh, do me a favour.
27:05Crack open another bottle of red.
27:06Lizzie's really ploughing through it.
27:08Yeah, Roger.
27:08Both of you.
27:12All aboard.
27:21Oh, God, she took it.
27:22What do we do?
27:22Oh, God.
27:24You'll have to go in there.
27:25I can't go in there.
27:25Well, I really can't go in there.
27:27Oh, Roger.
27:27Oh.
27:28It's the wrong beef.
27:30What?
27:30You'll regret it if you argue, darling.
27:32Just run and get the beef.
27:42What?
27:44What the hell is going on?
27:46Everyone in there thinks I'm Batty.
27:47Just say you forgot to garnish it.
27:49Sarah!
27:50Oh, dear.
27:51Oh, my God.
27:52Sarah!
27:55Is everything all right, Tom?
27:58Sarah, what is the daughter of Tony Battyham's greatest enemy doing in our kitchen?
28:03Oh, please, God, don't tell me she cooked the dinner.
28:08It's no good.
28:10It's no good.
28:11I'm never going to be able to cook like Winifred.
28:13Darling, I just wanted your night to be perfect, so I got Taggy to come and help me.
28:17I've been in the pantry.
28:19Sarah's done most of it.
28:21You won't find out, Paulie.
28:23Come on, nobody's seen her.
28:25As long as there's absolutely no chance of Tony finding out.
28:28Absolutely none.
28:30Yeah.
28:32Come on, darling, why don't you go back in there and top up everyone's wine?
28:36Could have been worse, you know?
28:37Could have been Rupert Campbell fuckface in this kitchen.
28:45I'm so sorry, but the Ruluigi cooked this one.
28:48It's really good.
28:50Yes, so I hear.
28:54Good luck in there.
28:56Come on, don't.
28:57Out.
28:58Hey, what the hell are you going at?
29:00What?
29:00It's going around the whole party.
29:02Apparently you've got a secret.
29:03If I hear so much as a whisper about...
29:05I haven't told anyone.
29:06I can't help it if you have.
29:07Sarah!
29:08What?
29:09Get in.
29:10Get in.
29:12Darling.
29:13Huh?
29:14I can't seem to get Tony on his own.
29:16Now I'm chatting up B.T. Johnson, only I may have done too much.
29:19I may have made her think that I'm up for a clinch in the cloak.
29:21Oh, God.
29:22No, I'm still looking into the...
29:23Oh, God!
29:24Hide me!
29:25Hide me!
29:25Hide me!
29:25No, no, no, no!
29:28There's bugger all on the sideboard.
29:30In the wine pantry.
29:31Wine pantry?
29:32Aren't we posh?
29:33Oh, no.
29:38Don't hear you.
29:39Paul.
29:43So, listen, while I've got you, I wonder if you might see fit to get me on the Cotswold
29:48round-up sofa this week, hmm?
29:49My final push before the election, you know?
29:52Win it for the blues.
29:55No, yes, no.
29:58I'm not sure we're going to do that.
29:58I'm sure we're going to make that happen.
30:00You're marvellous.
30:02Thank you so much.
30:03Um, after you.
30:09Ah!
30:10Oh!
30:11There you are.
30:13And you found Tony.
30:14Good.
30:15Good.
30:16Um, darling, Petey wants a scotch.
30:18So, would you take that in for me?
30:19My joiner in one, actually.
30:22Tony.
30:23Thanks.
30:26I'm seeing the Harley Street doctor next week.
30:28Right?
30:28So, what's all this about secrets?
30:33I didn't cook this.
30:35Right?
30:36It's not about the baby.
30:38Listen to me.
30:39You get yourself unpregnated as quickly as possible, or no more dinner parties.
30:43Huh?
30:43No more uncensored.
30:45You got it?
30:46You are off the show till you sort yourself out.
30:48Come on.
31:01Come on.
31:04Come on.
31:17What?
31:25Oh, I'm sorry about that, everybody.
31:29It must be dough.
31:31Oh, I do love a food card.
31:39But Taggy O'Hara cooked the whole thing,
31:42and Sarah had her hiding in the kitchen all night.
31:45No, you're joking.
31:47Oh, there's Gerald!
31:48Oh, there's Gerald!
31:48Don't forget to vote tomorrow. Rupert Campbell Black.
31:51Derry?
31:52Hello.
31:54Hello.
31:54Beautiful day, Forrest.
31:56Oh, Georgie, girl, I want you a beauty.
32:01Does Tony know you're fraternising with the enemy, Monica?
32:04Oh, we've all known each other far too long for any of that silliness.
32:08You, me, and Hermione were spiking the punch at the Junior Hunt Borg
32:11before any of us even knew what a television franchise was.
32:15Muffy, your godmother was quite the firecracker, you know.
32:18Oh.
32:19Derry, darling.
32:20Do you want some help?
32:21Mummy, will you take David back?
32:23Oh, of course.
32:24Can I have fun?
32:25Cheerio.
32:26Come on, David.
32:26Yes, give me some of those.
32:27Lovely to see her so happy.
32:29Do you know, I really never thought she'd find anyone.
32:32Rupert Campbell Black?
32:34Quite something, isn't she, your Muffy?
32:37She's a trooper.
32:39Must say there's something of a surprise, Polo.
32:42Yes.
32:43Sorry.
32:45You were away when it all happened.
32:46I mean, I didn't know you liked...
32:51Dogs and horses?
32:53Yes, exactly.
32:55Well, you know what it's like when you find you a person.
32:58Suddenly everything about you makes sense.
33:03So you have to screw the corners down really tight.
33:06No.
33:08No.
33:10Then you have to leave it for several weeks.
33:12Weeks?
33:13Teaches your patients, don't they?
33:14Done it with my brownies a few times, they love it.
33:17Do you go to brownies, Tab?
33:18You only go to brownies if you haven't got a pony.
33:23We can use them to decorate cards once they're pressed, like these ones I made.
33:27What's Taggy short for?
33:28Agatha.
33:29Isn't it awful?
33:30Tabatha's so much nicer.
33:32I don't like it if people call me Tabby at school.
33:34Sounds like a cat.
33:36Well, my parents call me Tag, which sounds a lot like Tab.
33:39If Mark has shouted Tab, we both go charging into the room and bump into each other in the doorway.
33:47If you come to Warwickshire, you can see Biscuit, my new pony.
33:49Oh, I'd love that.
33:51Tab!
33:52Here we are!
33:55Daddy, could Taggy come back to Warwickshire with us tonight and see Biscuit?
33:59See Biscuit? That's another horse entirely.
34:01Please, Daddy.
34:02She can come and get burgers with us on the way.
34:04Oh, I said I'd give Mrs Irma left time.
34:06By a walk.
34:07It's not far.
34:08You go see the pony.
34:11Blanche?
34:15Yes!
34:16Yes!
34:17I can't wait for you to eat Biscuit!
34:19Come on!
34:20Okay, okay, okay.
34:21Come on, I'm coming, I'm coming.
34:21What Tabatha says goes.
34:24Last one to the car is a filthy rascal!
34:25Go, go, go, go, go!
34:37Hello!
34:38Table 11 are ready for drinks, don't we?
34:46Oh no!
34:47A quick check on 12, okay?
34:49Yep.
34:52Brawl the house down.
34:54Everything good, Mr Campbell Black?
34:56Perfect.
34:57I'll have another, please, I can.
34:59and the pudding menu coming up you can have pudding if cameron's not here horrid cameron
35:05thinks fruit salad is a pudding yuck oh cameron's not horrid you know when i first met her i did
35:10think she was a bit scary even daddy probably thought she was a bit scary i was terrified
35:17if cameron and dad got married she'd be our stepmother i'm not calling her mother you don't
35:22have to and melise doesn't make you call him dad does he you're so lucky all these extra
35:29grown-ups you've got are you one of our grown-ups i could be your grown-up friend if you
35:33like
35:43delicious as ever basil got the wine or the girl you bet thank you and this is for you
35:51thank you
35:54it was it was i didn't realize you'd lifted the ban on super villains closest place to karenian
36:01for an off-campus cabal don't worry i charge him double been discussing all the program ideas
36:07you've pinched not binging and i think we have everything we need just spending time with
36:12the family same as you oh i'm not going to congratulate you i had no idea you had three
36:17such beautiful children do you have a good evening won't you
36:41mr stratton welcome back to karenian good to see you thank you and can i just say i'll
36:47definitely be voting for you tomorrow that's very kind thank you dorian dear tree of course
36:54the weather forecast looks perfect for a stroll into town tomorrow but uh don't forget to vote
36:59on on the way to the ice cream van and can i just say from all of us here and
37:03of course
37:04we would say this to candidates from all the parties that we wish you the very best of luck
37:09winning conchester well of course i'm hoping to continue to serve the fine people of conchester
37:14but frankly i'm already the luckiest man alive and in fact sarah and i expect to be rather
37:19busy in the coming months oh well wonderful and because we're having a baby
37:31i'm sorry what we uh could be happier actually of course things have changed since i first
37:39became a father i gather men change nappies now oh well and uh how wonderful to hear it here first
37:47on cotswold roundup now after the break pie cottage shepherds or just humble christ oh how the
37:57bloody hell did he find out i didn't tell him i swear so we don't know who it was we
38:01don't know what
38:01else they know oh my god i'm gonna have to go through with it now
38:15people love babies every day you'll work it out
38:19go home and celebrate with your husband
38:27it's uncensored tonight please let me do the show please let me be brilliant and make it up to you
38:32you're in no state bt will do without you as plan we're not changing the show now i told you
38:38you're
38:39off the show do you sort your little problem out to my eyes the problem has if anything suddenly got
38:44rather bigger isn't it go on
38:58we're going to do it tonight just as planned oh yes all guns blazing
39:05chin chin
39:13how did you find out i saw winifred pregnant a number of times remember i know the signs
39:21so were you planning on telling me at any point over the next six months or were you just gonna
39:25pop out shopping monday and come here with the baby
39:29how could you expose me like that live television announcing it like it was part of your election
39:35campaign i announced it because i think you might be under some pressure to get rid of it
39:44i don't want you to
39:48i heard tony talking to you about determination
39:54don't i get a say
40:00it's my child too
40:08so selfish i'm selfish you were the one considering getting rid of it for the sake of your career at
40:13least my career's going well do you know a lot of women would be glad to have a baby with
40:18a father who's already been through it
40:19oh yeah i'm sure you were really invaluable did you trap winifred hmm like you've trapped me
40:26unlike you she wasn't constantly on the lookout for an escape
40:29well i bet she's glad she got one in the end if you disgusted her even half as much as
40:34you disgust me
40:36god do you know i'm done i'm done i hope you lose your seat to the monster raving loonies
40:52mama
40:53hey sweetheart
40:55hey tab did you have a good time
40:57yes we really did
40:58hi
40:58hi
40:59mummy this is pagi
41:00yes we we've met before
41:02she's a babysitter and she is brilliant
41:04i'm taking her to meet biscuit
41:05come on
41:06oh
41:06mark is he coming
41:10babysitter
41:12she's declan o'hara's daughter
41:14there was a woman here this morning with a film crew
41:17carinium
41:18you speak to them
41:19no of course not i told her to get the hell off in my driveway
41:23you should know there's some people sniffing around
41:25it's the election
41:26probably
41:29how is venice
41:30oh cultural heaven
41:33you want to see the photos
41:35no thank you
41:42oh he's lovely isn't he
41:45he'll say hello for a polo
41:46look
41:47do you want a polo biscuit
41:51i think that's a yes
41:53here you go
41:54oh biscuit
41:56i'll say hello to taggy
42:04your children are very beautiful
42:06not surprising i suppose
42:08with such a beautiful mother
42:10is that agony when you see her now
42:12oh agony she bores the fucking tits off me
42:14can't think how i stayed married to her for seven years
42:16how melise puts up with it i don't know
42:18well he's much older isn't he
42:19yeah
42:19when he talks about the war he means the crimean
42:25well
42:26how did you meet him
42:27he was my chef to keep
42:28oh a chef like me
42:31no um
42:32why
42:32chef as in box french
42:34he ran the british show topic team
42:36ah
42:37i suppose he was my mentor
42:39my mr miyagi
42:42must have been hard to lose him to
42:44the only thing that really
42:49irks me is that melise succeeded where i failed
42:56i can't honestly say that i've ever made any woman happy
43:01not for very long
43:09i'll babysit anytime you like
43:11i mean i don't want to tread on cameron's toes
43:13oh god i wish cameron could handle the kids as well as you do
43:18you're gonna make an incredible mother one day
43:23i wish
43:33you're lovely with them
43:37i've seen a different side of you today
43:57it's been a lovely day
43:59one of those days you don't want the sun to go down
44:05you know by the time helen left me i could hardly better look at her
44:10nothing she had done
44:12just cause of the hurt i could see in her eyes
44:24i must never do it again
44:26i mean it tag i mustn't
44:33i won't break you too
44:46i did it
44:47i left him i left paul
44:50oh jesus
44:53i should go
44:54thanks for today i'll call
44:57i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't know where else to go
44:59i don't really have any friends
45:14i love a cheese sandwich
45:16thanks shelly
45:20is that chutney
45:21no it's jam
45:24we're back
45:25friday
45:26hello guys
45:27you're not back till tomorrow
45:28we raced home to tell you the news
45:30you tell him
45:31no you
45:32the pbc called me at the hotel in ireland
45:35they've greenlit yates
45:37that that's amazing
45:38oh thank christ
45:41so now i can cut the tags off my ventura t-shirt
45:43you can
45:47but oh my god they want it delivered in three months
45:50we got an early flight back because there's so much to do
45:52let's get to work
45:57why was taggy o'hara here
45:59babysitting
46:00i was worried when i found you with her in my pantry
46:02she's far too young
46:05what does age even mean
46:08it's just a number
46:09yeah it's just a number now
46:10imagine what it'd be like in a few years it'd be like me and paul
46:13oh god
46:14sarah
46:15sarah
46:17why are you here
46:19uncensored's going out tonight without me
46:22bt's presenting it solo and i think she's going to stitch me up
46:27i think she knows something about me
46:32and now everything's going to be ruined
46:35she's going to crucify me live on national television
46:38no i think that's enough get off
46:40i think she's going to be like me
47:17Preparing to go live
47:20Five
47:22Four
47:23Three
47:25Two
47:26One
47:27And cue Beatty
47:30Good evening and welcome to Uncensored
47:32The naughtiest show on the network
47:34The beauty-eyed among you might have noticed
47:36I'm by myself this evening
47:38Sarah's getting some rest
47:40Due to the pregnancy announced this afternoon on Carinium
47:42On tonight's very special edition
47:44We uncover the scandal behind the polished facade of a national treasure
47:48Here we go
47:49Whatever she says about you, we'll work it out
47:52Okay?
47:54Minister for sport, Rupert Campbell Black
48:00You might want to fasten your seatbelts for this
48:02It's going to be quite a ride
48:15Thank you
48:21We'll see you
48:23In the next
48:35Two
48:36belang
48:36Cheers!
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