00:01Previously on Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage.
00:04Hey, Connie.
00:06What's going on?
00:08Nothing.
00:11Who calls the payphone?
00:14Are you selling drugs?
00:15Don't be crazy, I'm not a drug dealer.
00:17Okay, well then what?
00:20I'm a bookie.
00:22Why don't you just go out and get a real job?
00:24I made 700 bucks yesterday.
00:28What did you make?
00:29I'm not handling any money.
00:31I just take bets for Irwindale's home.
00:33That's still illegal.
00:34What are you thinking?
00:35You're a bomb.
00:36Oh, come on.
00:37I support your criminal activities.
00:38At least you can do a support mine.
00:45Hey, Connie.
00:47Oh, hey, Connie.
00:49Hey.
00:50I just need a cup of coffee to go.
00:53Sure, no problem.
00:54And to see if you might be interested in a little side work.
00:59Are we talking bookie work?
01:02Thank you for saying that out loud.
01:04Sorry, I get excited.
01:06I just need a little help with the sticky collection.
01:09Okay.
01:09Who is it?
01:10Your dad.
01:12That is sticky.
01:14Oh.
01:16Oh.
01:17Oh.
01:17You did it.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:22Oh.
01:25Oh.
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01:46oh there you are yep doing my own laundry because that's just the kind of husband i am
01:54want me to give you a medal medal's a bit much but there might be other stuff you can give
02:00me
02:01do you ever think about anything else not really just impressed if i get anything done
02:07well anyway your meemaw asked me to help her out with a little business
02:11a bookie business hey be cool okay we don't say it out loud i thought you were done with that
02:18i was
02:18but this is a special circumstance what's going on well it seems my dad lost money to her and hasn't
02:26paid her yet oh man i'm sorry she put you in the middle of this no actually it's great what
02:33yeah
02:34i mean he's always giving me crap about how i am with money and now i got him honestly this
02:39must be
02:39what heroin feels like oh you're not upset your dad's gambling hello i got him
02:54stay tuned for wheel of fortune i heard vanna white was in playboy is that true may 1987
03:04how do you know that because it was very tasteful and i was disappointed
03:11hey grandma how you feel about giving this one her bath tonight i would love nothing more
03:17and no tootin in the tub i know your daddy thinks it's funny but we are ladies
03:29well this is nice just the two of us sure i guess watching a little tv
03:37yeah wheels coming up cool you ever gonna pay connie the money you owe her
03:43what i know about your betting i can't believe it's not a big deal this was the first time
03:50dad the first time i lost dad the first time i lost this much
03:56i can't believe you didn't pay her i'm gonna okay well here i am 1200 bucks let's go
04:04no if i pay all at once your mother will know
04:07so try to keep up here i don't want her to
04:11well then you better pay you know i'm good for it
04:16i don't know a lot of things like i didn't know you were a deadbeat
04:19i ain't no deadbeat and this whole time you have been on me about my debt
04:23that ain't the same agreed i got a closet full of purses and shoes you got nothing now pay up
04:31or what or i'll tell mom
04:36snitch deadbeat
04:43how's your weekend just swell
04:48aren't you gonna ask me about mine
04:51wasn't planning on it
04:54saw that movie braveheart
04:55for a dude in a skirt and makeup he's a badass
05:00i don't care
05:04what's his problem
05:05oh don't worry thank you
05:07i'm not worried i'm nosy
05:11just leave it alone
05:15nobody likes to chit chat anymore
05:17got a minute
05:19i do not
05:21mandy told me about your situation
05:23well this ain't none of your business
05:25well she's my meemaw so
05:27it kind of is
05:31i already worked this out with mandy
05:32you paid up
05:34i made a payment
05:35so you are good
05:36yes
05:37in 23 more payments
05:39what's that mean
05:41i'm doing it a little at a time
05:43so audrey don't notice
05:44do you have some kind of gambling problem
05:46no
05:47then why are you keeping things from mrs mcallister
05:49it's just one thing
05:50what about the trip to the riverboat casino
05:52it was on water
05:54it's different
05:57mr mcallister
05:57okay look
05:58it's just a hobby
05:59i'm allowed to have a hobby
06:01okay
06:02well we're fixing up your mustang
06:03ain't that a hobby
06:04you're right
06:05that solves it
06:06get out
06:11okay
06:12talk to my dad
06:14there you go
06:1550
06:16he owes me 1200
06:19no
06:19he owes you 1200
06:21minus
06:2250
06:24this is just the first installment
06:26okay
06:26he's good for it
06:27this ain't a layaway
06:29he's not buying a blouse
06:31at dillard's
06:31hey what's going on
06:33my dad owes her
06:36i told you not to take money from family
06:38but you never listen
06:39speaking of not listening
06:41ignore him
06:43look you'll get your money
06:44i have to wait months
06:47she might not make it that long
06:49you may not make it to dinner
06:52now look
06:53if i let your dad slide
06:55i got a reputation for being soft
06:57all of a sudden
06:58nobody pays up
07:00i can help out a little
07:02what you got
07:04$17 and
07:06bag of cheerios
07:09need a little muscle
07:11i'm right here
07:13thank you so much
07:14very comforting
07:14just trying to avoid my nap time
07:18look can you handle this
07:20or do i need to get involved
07:21yeah i can handle it
07:23good
07:25would you like some cookies
07:26fresh from loving
07:29you're a weird grandma
07:33she wants all of it at once
07:35why don't you let me talk to her
07:37i'm her favorite
07:39are ya
07:41sheldon moved away
07:42and missy called her a bitch last week
07:44so yeah
07:46you know i think you might need a little backup
07:48what you got in mind
07:52isn't this a nice surprise
07:55cc mr. meanball
07:57oh i miss her too
07:59aren't you the cutest thing
08:01can you believe your daddy thinks i'm a complete idiot
08:06what are you talking about
08:07oh you come over here to butter me up
08:10no
08:12she's here to butter you up
08:14she's cute
08:16but she ain't twelve hundred dollars cute
08:20i'll sell it with jim myself
08:22what you gonna have his knees broken
08:23no
08:24his balls
08:27can you say balls
08:33hello
08:33oh hi connie
08:35how are you
08:40is that so
08:44well thank you for telling me
08:46oh don't worry
08:48one way or another
08:49he'll pay
08:53who was that
08:54just someone wanting money
08:56oh that is so annoying
08:59it sure is
09:01it sure is
09:12did you use margarine in the mashed potatoes
09:15i didn't think you'd notice
09:17guess i would've lost that bet
09:21they taste fine to me
09:22the hydrogenated fats and triglycerides don't bother you
09:26must be nice
09:28georgie i've been meaning to ask how is your meemaw doing
09:32well you know her
09:33drinking smoking
09:35hitting gophers with the golf club
09:37the usual
09:39we should ask her and dale to come over for dinner
09:42wouldn't that be nice jim
09:44well i don't know
09:45drinking smoking
09:45do you really want that around your children
09:49we are impressionable
09:51don't be silly
09:53i'm gonna give her a call
09:55i'll talk to her
09:55thank you
09:57let her know she doesn't need to bring anything
09:59will do
10:00and when she's here
10:01ask her not to take any more bets from my husband
10:05daddy
10:07cut the daddy crap
10:08i know you're in on it
10:11mandy
10:13nice try
10:15thank you
10:17i can't believe you
10:18and i can't believe none of you told me
10:20i didn't know
10:21of course not honey
10:22i still don't know
10:24what is happening
10:25i should have told you
10:27no
10:27you never should have been making bets in the first place
10:29i'll take care of it
10:33you've done enough
10:35i'll take care of it
10:40okay i got it
10:41dad lost all our money
10:42and now we have to eat margarine
10:47sorry you had to find out like that
10:51but he left me no choice
10:52well he won't be doing it again
10:56so you got something for me
10:59no i think we're good
11:02you realize he still owes me a lot of money
11:05i do
11:06we're not paying
11:08yes you are
11:10he made a bet
11:11so did you
11:12that he would pay
11:15you lost
11:18that ain't the way this works
11:20sports betting is illegal in the state of texas
11:23we owe you nothing
11:26you're really starting to piss me off
11:29we can always call the police and see what they have to say
11:32you wouldn't dare
11:35wouldn't i
11:37i go down
11:39i take your daughter with me
11:42you're bluffing
11:44you're bluffing
11:46hey audrey
11:48oh what a nice surprise
11:50that i remembered your name
11:53dale
11:55what brings you by
11:56she just came by to threaten me
11:59what are you doing that for
12:01she should never have taken a bet from my husband
12:04oh yeah
12:05i told her
12:06but you know this one
12:07she's like a dog with a bone
12:11do you need to be here
12:13that is a good question
12:15why did i come in here
12:18i'm leaving
12:20you better not do anything stupid
12:22don't you tell me what to do
12:30i hate that woman
12:32her name
12:33is audrey
12:40hi
12:40your mother
12:42sucks
12:45you're just figuring this out
12:47she's threatened to call the cops
12:49what did you say
12:51i told her if i was going down
12:52i was taking you with me
12:54oh my god
12:55you're joking right
12:56no
12:57yeah
12:58well
12:58no
12:58probably
12:59probably
13:01connie
13:02i know everybody would be a lot happier
13:04if i was just some sweet old lady
13:05playing bingo
13:06tucking tissues up my sleeve
13:08yeah
13:09you do keep tissues up your sleeve
13:11looks like an extra pocket
13:14let me talk to her okay
13:15i'll see what i can do
13:16good
13:16you might remind her
13:18that when you were pregnant
13:19i took you in
13:21that is true
13:22and i was the one who paid all your medical bills
13:24yes
13:25you did
13:26and your daughter is named after me for god's sake
13:30now that still pisses her off
13:33good
13:39what's up
13:40nothing
13:42just here to report a crime
13:44is it a murder
13:45because your ass is killing me
13:49next
13:50thank you
13:52can i help you
13:53yes
13:53i have some information regarding illegal sports
13:56aren't you jim mccallister's wife
13:58how do you know tim
14:00he sponsors our softball team
14:02they do our tires
14:03right
14:04that means georgie cooper's your son-in-law
14:07he is
14:09love that kid
14:10of course you do
14:13and his grandma
14:14what a character
14:15you know connie
14:17yep
14:18i arrested her once
14:20now we go mall walking on the weekends
14:24so what you got for me
14:26i go down i take your daughter with me
14:31you know what i just i'm gonna i'm just gonna
14:36shake that thing
14:45where you been
14:46police station
14:49what why
14:50relax
14:51i didn't turn anybody in
14:56don't take this out on connie
14:58this is my fault
14:58i know it's your fault
14:59i mean it's a little her fault
15:02why are you hiding things from me
15:05because i like placing a bet from time to time
15:08you okay with that
15:09no
15:09i think it's a stupid waste of money
15:12and i didn't want to upset you
15:16that's love
15:19the next time you lie to me
15:21is gonna be the last time you lie to me
15:24i think it'll be a next time
15:27i hope not
15:30i mean it i don't want to get divorced
15:34oh honey
15:35i would never let you off that easy
15:46you finished the breaks on the saturn
15:47yeah
15:48all done
15:50who's playing
15:52stro's cards
15:52oh
15:53should be a good one
15:54just starting
15:56want to make it interesting
15:59the next time you lie to me
16:01is gonna be the last time you lie to me
16:05nope
16:07i find the game interesting enough as it is
16:10come on
16:11ten bucks
16:14georgie
16:15yes sir
16:16bet reuben ten bucks on the game
16:18why
16:19because i can't
16:20and you're just gonna watch
16:21yeah
16:22when he was on a diet
16:23he'd watch me donuts
16:26and that wasn't weird
16:27it was weird
16:29i'm going back to work
16:33how come you can't bed anymore
16:34i don't want to talk about it
16:35how much you lose
16:36i don't want to talk about it
16:37oh that much huh
16:39oh come on cheer up
16:40you want me to eat a donut
16:54hey where you been
16:56just taking care of my family
16:58what are you talking about
17:00well i know how mad everyone's been
17:02so i went ahead and paid me more
17:05what
17:06oh it's okay
17:07y'all have done so much for me
17:09mandy and cc
17:11no thanks necessary
17:12you paid my debt
17:13after i said not to
17:14with our money
17:17yes
17:17yes
17:18also yes
17:21you had no right to do that
17:23i was helping
17:24by humiliating me
17:25i told that woman
17:27she wasn't getting any of our money
17:28it wasn't from you
17:30this is none of your business
17:31where did you get that kind of money from
17:33i had a little stashed away
17:36stashed away from me
17:39unbelievable
17:40oh come on i fixed it
17:43screw y'all
17:45i'm the hero
17:51you go
17:54you
17:55you
17:57you
17:57you
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