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00:04you want some hand lotion how many times I gotta say no men can take care of their skin too
00:10yeah
00:11men in California we have got to get you on a plane one of these days I was thinking maybe
00:17we can spend Thanksgiving at my mom's you know it's the first one since my dad passed of course
00:22you're the best I know so who's gonna tell your mom I'm sure when we're not there she'll figure
00:28it out want to rock paper scissors for it or you tell her and I won't squirt you you wouldn't
00:35dare
00:35you're gonna smell so pretty get that away now come here come here come here take it out baby
00:44morning morning good morning Mrs. McAllister I was hoping to talk to you about Thanksgiving
00:50well sure I really think me Mandy and Cece need to spend it at my mom's
00:57this is the first Thanksgiving since your dad passed of course you should oh thank you that's
01:04a relief why why would you think that I would be upset that you want to spend Thanksgiving with
01:13your grieving mother what kind of monster do you think I am Georgie let's go we gotta get to work
01:23gotta go thanks again you saved my butt keep moving keep moving
01:28okay
01:38okay
01:40okay
02:04Hey.
02:05Hey, this isn't a surprise.
02:08I just wanted to drop off some of Cece's old clothes for the donation room.
02:12Oh, are you sure you don't want to hang on to these in case you have another one?
02:17We ain't planning on another one just yet.
02:20You weren't planning on the first one either.
02:22Fair point.
02:25While I'm here, I wanted to let you know we're going to come to your place for Thanksgiving.
02:28Oh, I'm not doing Thanksgiving this year.
02:32What are you talking about?
02:33Well, Sheldon's in school and Missy got invited to her friends.
02:37Well, she can't go.
02:38It's Thanksgiving.
02:39I already told her she could.
02:41And to be perfectly honest, I don't feel like celebrating.
02:45But this was Dad's favorite holiday.
02:47I know.
02:48And doing it without him would just be too hard.
02:51Fine.
02:52Then come have dinner at the McAllister's.
02:54With your mother-in-law?
02:57Not for a million dollars.
02:59Oh, come on.
03:00She's not a monster.
03:03Come on.
03:05No.
03:07Fine.
03:08I didn't want to do this, but as the man of the house, I'm putting my foot down.
03:11You're coming.
03:13I have a foot of my own.
03:15Would you like to know where I'm going to put it?
03:18No, ma'am.
03:19All right, then.
03:25All right, then.
03:33Maybe next year we can take CeCe to the Macy's parade.
03:37You're not taking my granddaughter to New York City.
03:39She'll come back a Democrat.
03:42She's a baby.
03:44A God-fearing Republican baby.
03:48Sorry I'm late.
03:49Hey, how'd it go?
03:51She don't want to do Thanksgiving.
03:52What do you mean?
03:53Like she doesn't want to cook?
03:54She don't want to do it at all.
03:56May I interject?
03:57What?
03:58I'm considering getting a cat.
04:01Connor, not now.
04:02Let me know when.
04:04She knows she's welcome here, right?
04:06She just wants to sit home by herself.
04:09What are you going to do?
04:11I don't know.
04:12I hate the thought of her being all alone.
04:16Now?
04:18Fine.
04:19You're never alone if you have a cat.
04:26Oh, come on, Missy.
04:27If you come, Mom has to.
04:29Why are you making this such a big deal?
04:31It's a big deal because we're going to be together as a family.
04:34Is Sheldon coming?
04:35We're going to mostly be together as a family.
04:38Well, I've made other plans.
04:40Please.
04:41Mom needs this.
04:43Mom needs a lobotomy.
04:45All right.
04:46I'm done asking you.
04:46I'm telling you, you're coming.
04:52So, is she coming?
04:55That's not funny.
04:56Sorry.
04:57Here, let me try.
04:59Yeah, sure.
04:59Why not?
05:04Hey, Missy.
05:05It's Mandy.
05:06About Thanksgiving.
05:09Mm-hmm.
05:10Hurts, don't it?
05:14Sweet of Georgie to worry so much about his mom.
05:16It is.
05:18I hope our kids worry about me when I'm a widow.
05:24What makes you think I'm going to go first?
05:27Jim.
05:29Fine.
05:30Of course they're going to worry about you.
05:33I'm not so sure.
05:35Amanda's likely to stick me in a home first chance she gets.
05:39Well, on the bright side, Connor will probably be your roommate.
05:44Very funny.
05:46Hope you like cats.
05:54Hey.
05:55Hey.
05:55What are you doing here?
05:56I thought I'd bring Georgie some lunch.
05:58Slice of pie.
05:59He's on a toe trap run.
06:01Oh, shoot.
06:02What kind of pie?
06:04Why?
06:05Well, it's just curious.
06:07It's pecan.
06:07His favorite.
06:08I was hoping to cheer him up.
06:10Yeah, he has been a little moody lately.
06:13Kind of snapped on a customer.
06:15What happened?
06:15Well, they wished him a happy Thanksgiving and he said, whatever.
06:20Oh, for him, that's bad.
06:22Yeah, it was hard to watch.
06:25Well, this is his first Thanksgiving without his dad.
06:28Sure, that's rough.
06:30George was a good man.
06:32He sure was.
06:34You know, I thought we'd be celebrating Thanksgiving together for a long time.
06:38Me too.
06:39But, uh, I guess you never know what the future holds.
06:44Makes you appreciate what you do have.
06:47We're really lucky.
06:48We sure are.
06:51Don't you go anywhere.
06:52Oh, I won't, baby girl.
06:54You better not.
06:58I should go.
06:59All right.
06:59Well, thanks for stopping by.
07:01Don't eat Georgie's lunch.
07:03I am hungry, but I won't.
07:09So, how's it going?
07:10My little great-granddaughter saying me-mo yet?
07:13No, just dada.
07:15It pisses me off.
07:17I enjoy it.
07:18My kid doesn't even talk to me anymore.
07:20Why bring it up?
07:21It's called making conversation.
07:26What about you?
07:27How you doing?
07:27I'm all right.
07:28I'm a little worried about your grandson.
07:31Is this about Thanksgiving?
07:34Well, you just gotta give Mary time.
07:36When my husband died, I was just miserable those first few holidays.
07:39Well, maybe he died because you're miserable.
07:43It's a big house.
07:45Go somewhere else.
07:50Good day.
07:54Um, so, here's the thing.
07:57Georgie's going through a rough time, and I want to help.
08:00What can I do?
08:01Well, it would mean a lot to him if he could be with us for Thanksgiving.
08:05Oh, honey, I'm so sorry.
08:07I promised Dale I'd go camping with him.
08:10Oh, that's okay.
08:10It's all right.
08:11Just let me talk to Dale.
08:12We're not going camping!
08:17I was gone 20 seconds.
08:19What the hell happened?
08:22We're having Thanksgiving with Georgie.
08:25I've been looking forward to this for months.
08:27Oh, I know, honey.
08:28I have too.
08:30What time you want us?
08:34Your Meemaw and Dale are coming.
08:36I just think it would mean a lot to your brother if you could be there.
08:39Okay.
08:41Really?
08:42But first, any little favor?
08:44Anything.
08:45Take me to get a tattoo.
08:47What?
08:47No.
08:48You said anything.
08:49Yeah, and then you said tattoo.
08:51I guess I'm not going.
08:53Oh, come on.
08:54I can't decide between a dolphin or a sunflower.
08:57What do you think?
08:58I am not taking you to get a tattoo.
09:01All right, well, maybe I'll see you at Christmas.
09:06Ow, it hurts.
09:07Good.
09:17Hey, Mary.
09:18What brings you by?
09:20I just wanted to talk.
09:22But this is about Thanksgiving.
09:24I'm not changing my mind.
09:27Well, your mom and Missy are coming.
09:29I don't care.
09:31Look, I understand.
09:32I really do.
09:33I just think you...
09:34You do not understand.
09:35You do not know what it's like to lose a husband.
09:39I don't.
09:40Um, but Georgie's struggling too, and I think it would be great.
09:45Well, I'm sorry if I'm disappointing everyone, but this is what I need.
09:48And for once, I am putting myself first.
09:53Okay.
09:54Sorry.
10:06Hey, I hope it's okay.
10:08I invited Missy, Georgie's meemaw, and her fella Dale to Thanksgiving.
10:12Her fella.
10:14Her beau.
10:15I don't know what to call old people who are doing it.
10:19I've seen them.
10:20They're not doing it much.
10:23It's fine.
10:24The more the merrier.
10:25Okay.
10:25I appreciate it.
10:27And don't think you're sticking me in a home someday.
10:29I'm dying in this house.
10:31What?
10:32You heard me.
10:34What was that about?
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:39So, good news, your family's coming to Thanksgiving.
10:42Really?
10:43Everyone?
10:44Well, meemaw, Dale, and Missy.
10:47Still know my mom.
10:49Um, I tried, but...
10:51It's okay.
10:52This is great.
10:54How'd you convince my sister?
10:58I-I just asked nicely.
11:01That don't sound right.
11:03Well, what can I say?
11:05The kid loves me.
11:12Go easy, Jim.
11:14My second one.
11:15It's 10 o'clock in the morning.
11:18Well, I'd put it back, but it's already open.
11:22Table's all set.
11:24Anything else I can do?
11:25We're good for now.
11:27Ooh, what's this?
11:30Well, it's cranberry sauce.
11:31Mine is shaped like a can.
11:34It's homemade.
11:36Huh.
11:37Maybe next year we should spring for the good stuff.
11:42Smells delicious, Mom.
11:44Thank you, honey.
11:45Why y'all dressed up?
11:46I was told to look nice for company.
11:49That meant take a shower.
11:52Oh.
11:54Be right back.
12:00Hey!
12:01Happy Thanksgiving.
12:02Come on in.
12:04Happy Thanksgiving.
12:04Happy Thanksgiving.
12:06Gimme.
12:07There you go.
12:09Forget the turkey.
12:10I'm gonna gobble you up.
12:13I won't be eating any children.
12:16Thank y'all so much for coming.
12:18You bet.
12:19I had no choice.
12:22Good call on the socks.
12:23I'm not stupid.
12:33That beer for you?
12:35No, ma'am.
12:35Mr. McAllister.
12:37Another one?
12:38Uh, I haven't been keeping count.
12:40Well, you let him know I am.
12:43Or you let him know and I'll stay here and mash them potatoes.
12:46Tell him.
12:56I hope it wasn't too much trouble adding a bunch of people at the last minute.
13:00No problem at all.
13:01Audrey loves this.
13:04Does she need any help?
13:05I have no idea.
13:07So damn!
13:09When are you two kids gonna make it official?
13:11I've asked repeatedly.
13:14We don't need to get married.
13:15We're fine just as we are.
13:17Well, she's hoping somebody better comes along.
13:20Don't you want the best for me?
13:24Okay. Cece's napping. What'd I miss?
13:26She don't want to marry me.
13:31I really appreciate you coming.
13:33Well, I knew how important it was to you.
13:36What'd she bribe you with?
13:38Buffing?
13:39She just asked nicely.
13:41You're a lying sack of you-know-what.
13:45Welcome, everyone.
13:48As a special surprise, I've composed a Thanksgiving polka for accordion and turkey call.
13:54You can play a baseball.
14:05LAUGHTER
14:16LAUGHTER
14:17LAUGHTER
14:18LAUGHTER
14:20LAUGHTER
14:21LAUGHTER
14:23Just stay right there. I got my guitar in the trunk.
14:26No.
14:34Mom?
14:35I hope it's okay. I just drove by.
14:38Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
14:41Come on in.
14:43Hey, look who came.
14:50I can't believe you got them all here.
14:52Well, what can I say? You knocked up a pretty special lady.
14:57You sure made your son happy today.
15:00I'm glad.
15:00I thought you were going camping.
15:02So did Dale.
15:04What?
15:05Just eat.
15:06Okay.
15:10Where you going?
15:11Get another beer.
15:14Excuse me.
15:19Oh, boy.
15:21Here comes one of our Thanksgiving traditions.
15:25Put that back. You've had enough.
15:27It's a holiday. I'm celebrating.
15:29You're embarrassing yourself is what you're doing.
15:31I'm having a good time.
15:33Maybe you need a drink.
15:35I have been up since the crack of dawn putting this thing together.
15:38You are not going to ruin it.
15:39Oh, I'm not ruining anything.
15:43Ruining...
15:44Ruining...
15:45Oh, my God. Listen to yourself.
15:46Well, I'd rather listen to me than you.
15:48Mom, can I get you anything else?
15:50I'm sorry. I have to go.
15:53Don't point me down.
15:54Dang.
15:56As loud as I please.
16:00Where you going?
16:02I'm sorry. I can't do this.
16:04Don't mind them. They argue all the time.
16:06It's not them.
16:08Then what?
16:11I...
16:11Tell me.
16:17Your father and I used to argue about him getting drunk on Thanksgiving and...
16:24I'll never get to do that again.
16:27You miss arguing with Dad?
16:31Yes.
16:34Mom.
16:39I'm going home.
16:41Please tell everybody I'm sorry.
16:44No, wait.
16:46I got a better idea.
16:53This is nice.
16:55It is.
16:57Yeah.
16:59Not creepy at all.
17:02What the heck is that?
17:10I fell into a burning ring of fire.
17:15Went down, down, down.
17:17And the flames went high.
17:20And it burned, burned, burned.
17:23Ouch!
17:24That ring of fire.
17:26That ring of fire.
17:29Still better than camping.
17:33I'm coming.
17:34Everybody!
17:35I fell into a burning ring of fire.
17:40Went down, down, down.
17:42And the flames went high.
17:44Come on, Jen.
17:47That ring of fire.
17:50That ring of fire.
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