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00:04Want to do something later?
00:06Like what?
00:07New Die Hard movie's out.
00:09Yeah, I don't know.
00:10He didn't die in the first one.
00:12He didn't die in the second one.
00:14Yeah, it's hard for him to die.
00:16It's right there in the title.
00:18Hey, how about Toy Story?
00:19What's that?
00:20Oh, it's about these toys that come to life.
00:23So a horror movie?
00:24How does that sound like horror?
00:26Chucky's a toy.
00:27When he came to life, I almost scrapped my pants.
00:31Georgie, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:32Sure, what's up?
00:35Alone.
00:36Okay, now I really want to hear her.
00:39It's private.
00:40Yeah, yeah. Get to it.
00:42Mandy, please.
00:44No listening from the other room.
00:45Oh, you don't own this house!
00:48So what's up?
00:49Well, the thing is...
00:51Hang on. Mandy!
00:52Oh, phooey!
00:55There's this girl.
00:56Okay.
00:57She works at the music store.
00:58Uh-huh.
00:59I'm thinking of asking her out.
01:01But?
01:02I'm not sure how it'll go.
01:04All right. I've been there.
01:06You ever talk to her?
01:07Yes.
01:07How does that go?
01:09Unclear.
01:10Wow.
01:11Well, she's nice to me,
01:13but she might just be nice to me
01:14because I'm a customer.
01:15Although sometimes she's nice to me
01:16even when I don't buy things,
01:17but she might just be hoping
01:18I'll come back and buy something.
01:21Yeah, unclear really summed it up.
01:24How can I help?
01:25Unclear.
01:25Unclear.
01:27Yeah.
01:30Yeah.
01:34Yeah.
01:57All right, it's Bill.
01:59It was a private conversation.
02:01Yeah, yeah.
02:02About what?
02:03Well, if he wanted you to know.
02:05You'd know.
02:06Oh, come on.
02:07I am your wife.
02:08We tell each other everything.
02:10Do we?
02:11Well, for the sake of this argument, yes.
02:14Fine.
02:14It was about a girl.
02:16No!
02:18That's all I'm saying.
02:19Sure, sure.
02:20OK, so who is she?
02:21What's her name?
02:22I've already said too much.
02:23No, you haven't.
02:24Did he ask her out?
02:25Not yet.
02:26Now, stop.
02:27But you'll tell me what he does?
02:28Do I have a choice?
02:29Of course you do.
02:30But not really.
02:31No.
02:34I don't know why he went to you.
02:36I'm the one with more dating experience.
02:38Well, obviously, I've got some moves with the ladies.
02:42Yeah, did you tell him to lie about his age and knock her up?
02:46Joke all you want.
02:47That worked.
02:56All right.
02:57How do you want to play this?
02:59If I knew how to play it, I would have played it.
03:01I'm not a player.
03:03Fair enough.
03:05Introduce me and I'll talk you up.
03:06What are you going to say about me?
03:09I don't know.
03:10You're a nice guy.
03:11I am nice.
03:12You're fun.
03:13I am fun.
03:16Great musician.
03:17I really am quite the catch, aren't I?
03:20That's good.
03:21Women like confidence.
03:22What about the part that I'm unemployed and live over in my parents' garage?
03:27Well, she's a musician, right?
03:28Yes.
03:29That is not going to be news to her.
03:37George, you around.
03:38I was going to work on the Mustang.
03:40Oh, he's out with Connor.
03:41Oh, what are those two doing?
03:44Well, I'm actually not supposed to tell you.
03:48What's that mean?
03:49It's private.
03:50Amanda.
03:52Okay, you didn't hear it from me, but there's a girl that Connor likes.
03:58Girl, girl.
04:00What's that mean?
04:02I don't know.
04:03A human girl.
04:06I would assume so, and he asked for Georgie's help.
04:09Now, hold on.
04:10What do we know about her?
04:12Uh, she exists.
04:13Take the win.
04:15So you'd be happy with him just going out with anybody?
04:18Literally anybody.
04:20Well, he is very fragile.
04:22What if she breaks his heart?
04:24Well, what if she marries him and they move out?
04:27Hey, I got married and moved in.
04:30What do we know about this girl?
04:39Is that her?
04:40Yes.
04:41Pretty?
04:42Yes.
04:44Out of my league.
04:48Come on.
04:50Oh, God.
04:51Oh, God.
04:51Oh, God.
04:52Hello, Chloe.
04:53Hey.
04:54Connor.
04:55Connor.
04:55This is Georgie.
04:57Hey, Georgie.
04:58Hey.
04:58You a musician, too?
05:00No.
05:00I used to have a guitar in my room, but that was just to impress the girl.
05:04Did it work?
05:05Well, I married his sister.
05:07But not because of the guitar, because I got her pregnant.
05:11Okay.
05:13Here, I wrote a song for you.
05:14Uh, excuse us, please.
05:17What are you doing?
05:18You didn't talk about giving her a song.
05:20Should I take it back?
05:21No, you can't take it back.
05:30Is that you on keys?
05:32That's me on everything.
05:33That's nice.
05:34Are there lyrics?
05:36Do you have some?
05:37Give me a couple of days.
05:39I'll try.
05:40Excellent.
05:42Are you going to help?
05:43I'm doing everything here.
05:45You don't need any help.
05:46Does it have a title?
05:48Goddess of the Music Store?
05:52That seemed to go well.
05:54Go well?
05:55It was amazing.
05:57She liked her song.
05:58You got her number.
05:59Yeah, I guess.
06:01What if I don't like her lyrics?
06:03You lie and say you do.
06:05Oh, you're good.
06:08I have one more favor to ask.
06:11Name it.
06:12Will you be the best man at our wedding?
06:17Uh, please don't say anything to my parents.
06:20I don't want them to make a big deal out of this.
06:23Not a word.
06:30Hey, where you guys been?
06:32Music store.
06:33That's fun.
06:35Did you talk to anyone there?
06:37Mom, that was a normal question.
06:40So everybody knows?
06:42I only told Mandy.
06:44I only told Mom and Dad.
06:45That's everybody.
06:47We're just excited for you.
06:49Well, stop.
06:50Sweetie, this is a big deal.
06:51No, it's not.
06:52I've been out with girls before.
06:54I'm sorry.
06:56Girls.
06:57Girl.
06:59She doesn't have to tell us anything.
07:01But should you have any questions or concerns,
07:03just know your mommy is here for you.
07:07All I'll say is, it went well.
07:11I look forward to learning more about her.
07:14Her name, her religion, her age.
07:17Oh, check her ID.
07:18People lie about that.
07:20And now you love me.
07:22Let it go.
07:31So, anyone have any big plans this weekend?
07:35Actually, they're having a car show over at...
07:37Not you.
07:39I haven't spoken to her yet, if that's what you're asking.
07:42Oh, well, what are you waiting for?
07:43Maybe it's all moving just a little too fast for him.
07:47Georgie said to give it a couple days.
07:49Why would you tell him that?
07:51He don't want to come off too eager.
07:53Too eager?
07:53He already wrote her a song.
07:55Which I would love to hear, by the way.
07:59Leave him alone.
08:00He knows what he's doing.
08:01It's okay to take things slow.
08:03When your father was courting me...
08:05Courting?
08:06It's like dating, but back when people talk like this, see?
08:12Well, he still don't need to rush calling her.
08:14When we met, you asked me out in the first five minutes.
08:17Yeah, but calling her ain't me.
08:18Do I have a say in this?
08:19Hold on.
08:20She gave him her number.
08:21She wants him to call.
08:23And he will.
08:23Or he'll wait too long and he'll blow it.
08:25He should wait until he's ready, which might be never.
08:28Come on, Audrey, lighten up.
08:30Oh, don't act like you're not invested in this.
08:32Of course I'm invested.
08:33Stop making this about you.
08:34It's about my baby and this floozy who's trying to take advantage of him.
08:40Where'd he go?
08:42Floozy?
08:43It means a slut, see?
08:53All right, try it again.
08:59What do you think's wrong?
09:01I don't know.
09:01Probably the fuel pump or the alternator.
09:04Does it have gas?
09:06That's a very good question.
09:09Easy enough to check.
09:11I should have gotten rid of this thing when I had the chance.
09:14No, no, no.
09:15This is all going to be worth it when we're out there with the top down and the wind blowing
09:19through somebody's hair.
09:26Oh, hello.
09:28Hey.
09:29This is Chloe.
09:30Hi.
09:31Good to see you again.
09:33You too.
09:34I'm Connor's dad.
09:35Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
09:37We're going up to work on music.
09:39Nice to meet you too.
09:49Oh, my God.
09:52I guess he called her.
09:54Damn straight he did and she came a-running.
09:58I'm happy for her.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Think they're really going to be working on music?
10:03Don't you?
10:05Yeah.
10:10Are there any instruments you don't own?
10:13I don't own the great stalactite organ in Virginia.
10:17I don't know what that is.
10:19There's only one and it's in a three and a half acre cavern.
10:23It plays actual stalactites.
10:26I've never heard it, but I bet it sounds beautiful.
10:30You're a unique kind of guy, aren't you?
10:34Very much, yes.
10:37Is that the Casio I sold you?
10:38Yes.
10:41I sampled my niece burping.
10:46How old's your niece?
10:48It's not polite to ask a woman's age, but 14 months.
10:52Cute.
10:54Not to brag, but I'm 316 months myself.
10:58Yep, unique.
11:05Hey, how's the car coming?
11:07Good, good.
11:08Did you get it running?
11:10Nope, nope.
11:12Will someone please go up and tell Connor that dinner's ready?
11:17Actually, Connor's a little busy right in hell.
11:22Busy with what?
11:25Working on music with that girl.
11:27She's here?
11:30Yep.
11:31And she's cute.
11:32So you got to meet her and I didn't?
11:35That is what happened.
11:37Well, I should just go up and invite her to dinner.
11:40Mom, no.
11:42Why?
11:42What's wrong with us?
11:44Well, nothing's wrong with us.
11:47Uh, so I'm the problem.
11:49What, I'm going to embarrass him?
11:53Good, you get it.
12:02So, did you write any lyrics for my song?
12:05Some.
12:06Really?
12:07Can I hear?
12:08Sure, I guess.
12:10Excellent.
12:17Let me know when you're ready.
12:20Actually, can you not look at me while I'm singing?
12:23Of course.
12:23Sorry.
12:29Okay, go ahead.
12:38Now and then, she's wondering what'll turn the tide.
13:02Can I look at you, please?
13:04Sure.
13:05That's so good.
13:09Thanks.
13:11There's more.
13:12Right.
13:17And with one minute left to go in the game, the score remains exactly...
13:20They've been up there a while.
13:23What do you think they're doing?
13:25Well, they could be hiding the body.
13:29Amanda.
13:30They're probably just hanging out.
13:32I never would have gone to a boy's room on a first date.
13:36He's 26.
13:38Did you ever have the talk with him?
13:40Why would I?
13:41Because you're his father.
13:43And you're his mother.
13:44There ain't no rules.
13:47Did she ever have the talk with you?
13:49No.
13:50I most certainly did.
13:51Oh, like when you said, keep your knees together till the honeymoon?
13:55It's not my fault you didn't listen.
13:59She didn't listen either.
14:02Jim!
14:03Mrs. McAllister!
14:05Mrs. McAllister!
14:07You little floozy.
14:18That had a little Steely Dan to it.
14:20Wasn't a compliment.
14:23You got a problem with Steely Dan?
14:25They're fine.
14:26To fall asleep to.
14:28Steely Dan is the ultimate fusion of classic arrangement and modern studio techniques.
14:33I just like music that's more raw.
14:35Like what?
14:36The Ramones?
14:37That first Ramones album is a work of art.
14:39Sounds like it was recorded in an hour.
14:41Who cares?
14:43They captured something.
14:44Steely Dan captured sonic perfection.
14:46Perfection is boring.
14:47No, it's not.
14:48It's perfect.
14:50Flaws are where the magic is.
14:52You actually like flaws?
14:53I do.
14:54Well, you're in luck.
14:54I got plenty of them.
14:55I'm aware.
15:01That was unexpected.
15:03Sorry?
15:05Okay, I'm good.
15:11Can't believe this girl was in our house and he didn't introduce me.
15:15Oh, just let it go.
15:17Need I remind you that we didn't meet Georgie until it was too late.
15:21Well, that's because you and Mandy don't have the best relationship.
15:25But Connor and I have a good one.
15:27Good, weird, whatever.
15:30Doesn't it bother you that he went to Georgie first?
15:33Nope.
15:35You're his father.
15:37I didn't talk to my dad about this stuff.
15:39Come on, be upset with me.
15:44Dang it, why doesn't my son want to talk about girls and sex?
15:49So much I want to share.
15:52Never mind.
15:54You see, son, when I make sweet love to your mother...
15:57Enough.
16:07Sure you don't want some coffee?
16:09No, I'm good.
16:14I toast a mean Pop-Tart.
16:17Maybe a next time.
16:18There's gonna be a next time?
16:21I hope so.
16:21Me too.
16:26Bye.
16:27Bye.
16:35I see you through the stairs.
16:40Hi!
16:41Hi!
16:43Hi!
16:43Hi!
16:45Hi!
16:45Hi!
16:46Hi!
16:49Hi!
16:50Hi!
16:51Hi!
16:51Hi!
16:57Yes?
16:58Can we talk?
17:00About what?
17:01About your friend who spent the night?
17:03What if I don't want to?
17:04Well, that's too bad.
17:06Look, this is all just happening kind of fast, and...
17:10I don't want you to get hurt.
17:12You realize I've slept with a girl before.
17:14No!
17:15Why would I know that?
17:17I'm a musician.
17:18We get chicks.
17:21okay well you're an adult so i don't need to tell you to be safe right are we seriously having
17:28this
17:29conversation i'm sorry i'm just feeling protective i appreciate that okay well you're welcome i've
17:37seen what happens when people have babies and no offense i don't want to ruin my life
17:44hey cc is a blessing but yeah don't do it
18:16you
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