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00:07Hey, you know the rule.
00:08Whoever finishes the coffee's got to make more.
00:10That's the rule, huh?
00:12Yeah.
00:13And who made the rule?
00:15Well, uh, me.
00:16Cheers.
00:19Without rules, we got anarchy.
00:22Georgie, let's see you a sec.
00:28Shut the door.
00:30Am I in trouble?
00:31No.
00:33Am I getting a race?
00:34No.
00:35Is it about my coffee rule?
00:37Just sit.
00:40I need you to cover the store this weekend.
00:42Where are you going to be?
00:43It's a tire convention in New Orleans.
00:45And you ain't taking me?
00:47Why would I?
00:48Well, a tire convention's like going to Dollywood, but better, because there's tires.
00:53Well, I need you here.
00:55What about Ruben?
00:56Well, you're going to take over the store someday.
00:58This is how you get your feet wet.
01:00He hates it when you leave me in charge.
01:02Oh, he's fine.
01:03So you told him?
01:04No, that's why the door's shut.
01:07Well, I don't want to tell him.
01:08Son, dealing with disgruntled employees is part of the job.
01:12Then why don't you do it?
01:13Well, I'm dealing with you.
01:14You're disgruntled.
01:15I'm done.
01:18This is good for you.
01:20You mean it's good for you?
01:22Same thing.
01:25Ruben, just a heads up.
01:27Mr. McAllister's gone out of town, and he's leaving me in charge.
01:30That makes sense.
01:31You have been here several months.
01:34Just so you know, I don't even think of it as me being in charge.
01:37I think of us more as partners, like Tango and Cash.
01:40I don't know what that is.
01:41You ain't never seen Tango and Cash?
01:42Kurt Russell, Sylvester Stallone?
01:44Go make coffee.
01:44Yes, sir.
02:03Yes, sir.
02:16Before you leave, would you take a look at the toilet in our bathroom?
02:20Oh, you just have to jiggle the handle.
02:21I prefer not to jiggle, Jim.
02:25Okay, okay.
02:26Where are you going?
02:27New Orleans.
02:28Tire convention.
02:29Are you taking Georgie?
02:30Why would I?
02:31Why wouldn't you?
02:33He's great at networking.
02:34People like him.
02:34I'm a fan.
02:36Thank you, Bubba.
02:39So, can I?
02:40You really want to?
02:41I do.
02:43Okay, fine.
02:44I'll tell Ruben he has to run the shop.
02:46I'll tell him.
02:47No, this is good news.
02:48Boss gets to give the good news.
02:50So, all these years I've offered to go with you,
02:53and you've always said no.
02:55Well, I just didn't think you'd care about a bunch of dudes
02:57talking about advances in tire treads.
02:59Goodyear's got this new AquaTread.
03:01It's designed to shed water twice as fast as a normal tire.
03:04It's something else.
03:07See?
03:09You'll be okay with CC while I'm gone?
03:11Of course.
03:12Plus, Grandma's here.
03:14And I can always lend a hand.
03:16Have you ever even held a baby?
03:18I've held an accordion.
03:19How different can it be?
03:22You don't squeeze a baby.
03:25Got it.
03:33Good Urigata is a long-wearing, quiet-riding, touring radio.
03:40It has a wide tread for responsive handling.
03:44Are you reading her entire catalog?
03:46It ain't about the story.
03:47It's about the performance.
03:50Give me that little nugget.
03:52Come here.
03:54Give me a baby.
03:55Look, sweetie.
03:56It's gonna be hard to be away from her.
03:58What about me?
04:00It's different.
04:01You already got teeth and know how to walk.
04:03I am the whole package.
04:06It's kind of exciting, your dad talking about me taking over the store someday.
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:10You're gonna be the tire king of Medford.
04:13Forget Medford.
04:13I'm gonna be the tire king of Texas.
04:15And does the tire king of Texas still live with my parents?
04:18Hell no.
04:19He's got a giant house.
04:21Ooh, I like that.
04:22Oh, and a big old pool in the shape of a tire.
04:26So, a circle.
04:28What?
04:30Yeah.
04:34I can't wait to meet the Hankook tire guys.
04:37Mm-hmm.
04:38I learned how to say hi in Korean.
04:40And you'll.
04:41How'd you learn that?
04:42Called children.
04:43He also taught me.
04:45What does that mean?
04:46Where's the bathroom?
04:49Why does your brother know Korean?
04:51Why does he know Klingon?
04:53I've learned not to ask.
04:58Listen.
04:59Something I gotta tell you.
05:01Sure, what's that?
05:03You won't be meeting any Koreans on this trip.
05:06Why not?
05:07We're not going to the convention.
05:09Where are we going?
05:10Do a riverboat casino.
05:12I don't understand.
05:14It's the same as a regular casino, only it floats.
05:18So this whole trip's a lie?
05:20Not the whole trip.
05:22Just the part about the convention and us going to it.
05:28Why'd you even invite me?
05:30Uh, I didn't invite you.
05:33What am I supposed to tell Mandy?
05:34Just tell her that we went to a tire convention.
05:37I don't want to lie to my wife.
05:39Well, don't think of it as a lie.
05:40Then what is it?
05:42It's more of a yarn.
05:44Tall tale.
05:45You know, make-em-ups.
05:48What?
05:49Look, just don't tell Mandy.
05:51Right?
05:52She'll tell Audrey, and then I'm in for it.
05:53Oh, Mr. McAllister, this is not a good color on you.
05:58Look, you're making too big a deal out of this, okay?
06:01We're going to have a great time.
06:03Look, no one gets hurt, and we can talk about tires all you want.
06:06Isn't that basically what happens at a convention?
06:08No.
06:09Oh, how would you know?
06:10You ain't never been to one.
06:16Oh, what happened here?
06:19Cece and I had a disagreement over lunch.
06:22I wanted it in her mouth.
06:23She thought otherwise.
06:25You've got some banana in your hair.
06:28Oh, no, that's from breakfast, but thank you.
06:32Hey, when you're done, would you like to go clothes shopping with me?
06:35Oh, what's the occasion?
06:37The boys are out having fun, wasn't we?
06:39I don't know if I'd call a tire convention fun.
06:42Oh, Amanda, there's no tire convention.
06:46The boys are going to a riverboat casino to gamble.
06:50What are you talking about?
06:51Well, your father does this every year.
06:54He thinks I don't know.
06:57Wait, I don't understand.
06:58If you know he's lying, why aren't you calling him on it?
07:01Well, I considered that, but then I realized I get a weekend to myself,
07:06and someday, if we ever have a bad fight, I can use this to crush him.
07:12That is really sick.
07:16Wait, does Georgie know?
07:19No.
07:19No, he doesn't know.
07:20He wouldn't lie to me like that.
07:22Maybe, maybe not.
07:23Oh, what happened when you first met?
07:25Is something about his age?
07:28Wait, that was different.
07:29He only lied to have sex with me.
07:31How is that better?
07:33Didn't say better.
07:33I said different.
07:35If I'm going to do this, we've got to get our story straight.
07:38There were tires.
07:39We saw them.
07:40The story is straight.
07:42What if Mandy asked for more details?
07:44Well, that's the great thing about tires.
07:46No one ever wants to hear about them.
07:48It's not just about tires.
07:50Did we go to dinner with any sales reps?
07:52Sure.
07:53Where'd they take us?
07:54I don't know.
07:55Steakhouse.
07:56What'd we get?
07:57I had a shrimp cocktail and a salad.
08:00No one's going to believe you ordered a salad.
08:03It doesn't matter.
08:05She's going to figure it out.
08:07Listen, I've been doing this for 10 years.
08:10Audrey has no idea.
08:12How long have you known?
08:13About 10 years.
08:16Why didn't you tell me before they left?
08:19I didn't want to give up my weekend.
08:21Or did you want to see if Georgie would lie to me?
08:24No, that's just crazy.
08:27Well, I'm sure he's going to tell me the truth.
08:31Exciting, isn't it?
08:33When he calls to check in, I'm going to tell him.
08:35You will not.
08:36Then your father will know that I know.
08:38But you're also lying to him because you know he's lying to you.
08:41It's not lying to let him think that I think his lie is the truth,
08:44when the truth is I know it's a lie.
08:47Okay, I don't follow, but I'm pretty sure I disagree.
08:50I have to say I'm glad you're uncomfortable lying to my daughter.
08:54I'm glad you're glad.
08:56It speaks well of you.
08:59I'm a heck of a guy.
09:02Listen, this weekend's happening.
09:04You might as well have fun.
09:05Can I even get into a casino?
09:07I ain't 21.
09:08Oh, you're telling me Georgie Cooper don't have a fake ID?
09:12You're starting to get on my nerves.
09:14That's what I thought.
09:16What if I win money?
09:17Where do I tell Mandy it came from?
09:19You don't tell her.
09:20So another lie.
09:21No, it's the same lie.
09:24Just buy her something nice.
09:26She won't ask where the money came from.
09:29Okay, I guess I can do this.
09:31Atta boy.
09:32We just need to nail down what we ordered at the steakhouse.
09:34Oh my God.
09:35We had steaks.
09:37That's good.
09:38Steaks.
09:48I got to call Mandy.
09:49Why?
09:50Well, I told her I would when we got checked in.
09:52Fine, but just keep it short and sweet.
09:55I don't know about short, but lucky for you, sweet comes natural.
10:01I wish you would have let me buy you something.
10:03Well, I said I like that striped top.
10:05I meant something you looked good in.
10:09Oh, that might be Georgie.
10:12Do not tell him you know.
10:13Shh.
10:15Hello?
10:16Hey, just wanted to let you know we made it.
10:19Good, good.
10:21How was the drive?
10:23Fine, fine.
10:24Great, great.
10:27Big day tomorrow?
10:29Yeah, I think we're going to turn in soon.
10:32Sure.
10:34A lot of meetings lined up?
10:36Yeah, I think so.
10:38I'm just following your dad's lead.
10:40Yeah, well, he has been to so many of these, you're in good hands.
10:44Yep.
10:45Well, give Cece a kiss for me.
10:47You got it.
10:48I love you.
10:52I love you, too.
10:56You lying bastard!
10:58He didn't tell you?
11:01Oh, shut up.
11:03You know what'd be fun?
11:04Let's you and me go out and have a drink.
11:07Uh, hello, I have a baby.
11:08I know, but Connor can watch Cece for an hour or two.
11:11Uh, come on, I'm buying.
11:15Fine.
11:16Great!
11:17We can tell people we're sisters.
11:25What's become of me?
11:39Hello?
11:40Hey, Connor, it's Georgie.
11:42Can I talk to Mandy?
11:43She went out with my mom.
11:45Who's watching the baby?
11:46I am.
11:47You know how to do that?
11:49No, but I'm learning on the job.
11:52Okay, well, keep in mind, that's the only kid I got.
11:55Not to worry.
11:56We're having a great time rocking out.
11:58I'll try again later.
12:00Bye.
12:04Okay, this is a song about me and you.
12:11Now, this right here is a story about a baby and a man.
12:16One day, they got together and decided to form a band.
12:22Now, the baby didn't do much and the man wrote all the songs, but it didn't seem to matter
12:28with how well they got along.
12:33Baby man, baby man.
12:37One member is a baby and the other is a man.
12:42Baby man, baby man.
12:46Believe me, you will never see a spectacle so grand.
12:58You know, in all these years, I don't think we've ever had a drink together.
13:02Well, I used to steal out of your liquor cabinet.
13:04Does that count?
13:06You know what I mean.
13:08I don't think I've ever seen you drink a beer before.
13:11You didn't know me in high school.
13:14Oh, really?
13:15Were you the bad girl at the sock hop?
13:18Don't make fun of sock hops.
13:21I had my first kiss at the sock hop.
13:24In the back seat of a car?
13:26No.
13:26In the front seat, I was a good girl.
13:31Hey, can I ask you a serious question?
13:33Of course.
13:34Are you and dad okay?
13:36What do you mean?
13:38Well, you're lying, he's lying.
13:40That doesn't concern you.
13:41Oh, no.
13:42We're fine.
13:44Okay, if you say so.
13:46Are you really worried about us?
13:48Or is this about you and Georgie?
13:50Um, I don't know.
13:51I guess a little of both.
13:55You know, I haven't always been his biggest fan.
13:58But I have to admit, he's a good husband.
14:04Wow, I like half a beer, Audrey.
14:08Enjoy it.
14:09Full beer, Audrey, might dance on the bar.
14:13Can we get another round?
14:17What you thinking?
14:18Hold'em, blackjack, craps?
14:20Don't matter, whatever you want.
14:22I'll quit your moping.
14:24I ain't moping, I'm fretting.
14:27What's the difference?
14:28Moping is sad about yesterday.
14:30Fretting is sad about tomorrow.
14:33That's heavy.
14:34I just can't help wondering if this is how my marriage is going to be in 30 years.
14:39If you're lucky.
14:40How is this lucky?
14:4130 years is a good run.
14:43A lot of folks end up divorced.
14:45Yeah, because they lie to each other.
14:48Hey, when you've been with someone that long, it's nice to have a little secret now and then.
14:52You trying to convince me, or you?
14:55I'm trying to have some fun, but I got the world's oldest teenager dragging me down.
15:01What do you think Mrs. McAllister's secrets are?
15:03Hey, I don't know.
15:05I don't want to know.
15:06Oh, I bet she's got some doozies.
15:09Stealing from the store, sleeping with the mailman.
15:13Enough.
15:14You don't like thinking about that, do you?
15:15No.
15:16Good.
15:18Okay, careful, careful, careful.
15:21Hey.
15:23What's wrong with her?
15:24Oh, she had a couple beers.
15:27And a couple beers.
15:29And a couple shots.
15:31Tequila.
15:35Is everything okay with Cece?
15:37Sound asleep.
15:37Okay.
15:38We need to find you a girl so you can have your own babies.
15:44When are you going to have more?
15:47You're not getting any younger.
15:50All right.
15:51All right.
15:51Let's get you to bed.
15:53Oh, okay.
15:55Where are my shoes?
15:57Oh, that is a wonderful question.
16:00I like those shoes.
16:02Huh?
16:06Where'd you learn to play blackjack like that?
16:08My meemaw taught me.
16:11Well, that figures.
16:13How much you up?
16:15She also taught me to never answer that question.
16:18Oh, come on.
16:19I'll tell you how I did.
16:20I watched you play.
16:21I know how you did.
16:23Yeah, well.
16:25I'll make it back tomorrow.
16:27Not if you keep hitting on a 12 when the dealer shows a 6.
16:30I had a feeling.
16:35Oh, this can't be good.
16:39Hello.
16:41Hello, Jim.
16:44Audrey?
16:45Are you conventioning?
16:49Uh, we were sleeping.
16:52Something wrong?
16:53You okay?
16:54I'm great.
16:56Really great.
16:57Great?
16:58And you're great.
17:01Okay.
17:02What's going on?
17:03I think she's drunk.
17:05Is that Georgie?
17:06Hi, Georgie!
17:08She's drunk.
17:09Me and Mandy went out drinking.
17:12Oh, well, that sounds fun.
17:14I don't know where my shoes are.
17:18Well, I'm sure they'll turn up.
17:21Okay.
17:22Tell Georgie I said hi.
17:25Will do.
17:27Good night, sexy man.
17:31Good night.
17:34You.
17:37You think they're on to us?
17:38Ah, she would have said something.
17:40All right.
17:40I'm going to turn in.
17:41Sure.
17:42Wouldn't want to stay up too late and have fun.
17:47Mr. McAllister?
17:48Yeah?
17:49No disrespect, but I'm seriously questioning you as a role model.
17:54It's understandable.
18:01We're back!
18:02Remember what we talked about.
18:04Got it.
18:05You cool?
18:06I'm cool.
18:07All right, try smiling.
18:08Hey!
18:09Hey!
18:10Hey!
18:11Welcome back.
18:12How was the convention?
18:14Best one yet.
18:15Yeah.
18:16Korean sales rep took us out to a steakhouse.
18:19We had steaks.
18:22Yum!
18:23How about you gals?
18:25Sounds like you had a night.
18:27What do you mean?
18:28Well, you called me drunk off your ass.
18:32No, I didn't.
18:33Seriously?
18:33You don't remember?
18:34Jim, I'd remember if I called you.
18:37Okay.
18:38Okay.
18:41Ever find your shoes?
18:42Oh, my God.
18:43I called you.
18:46So, I hope it wasn't all work.
18:47I hope you had a little fun.
18:49Well, you know me.
18:50Work is fun.
18:52Here, check it out.
18:54I got you something.
18:55Oh, my God.
18:56Diamond earrings.
18:57Are these real?
18:58Of course they're real.
19:00How can you afford these?
19:02Well, your dad gave me a raise.
19:07Sure did.
19:09Did you get me anything, honey?
19:11Oh, you don't remember?
19:13I told you on the phone I was going to get you something you told me not to.
19:17You were very firm about it.
19:21Okay, I'm going to unpack and hit the shower.
19:23Me too.
19:24Miss you like crazy.
19:25Miss you like crazy.
19:31I got diamonds.
19:32You got squat.
19:42Excuse me.
19:44Did anyone happen to find a pair of shoes?
19:48Oh, yeah.
19:49Welcome back.
19:52There you go.
19:54Hang on.
19:57You want the bra, too?
20:04That's not mine.
20:13You want the bra, too?
20:17You want the bra, too?
20:21You want the bra, too?
20:22You want the bra, too?
20:22You want the bra, too?
20:23You want the bra, too?
20:23You want the bra, too?
20:23You want the bra, too?
20:24You want the bra, too?
20:24You want the bra, too?
20:24You want the bra, too?
20:24You want the bra, too?
20:26You want the bra, too?
20:27You want the bra, too?
20:28You want the bra, too?
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