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00:04Okay, how do I look?
00:06Beautiful as always.
00:07A little too much cleavage.
00:09When I'm not working for tips, I'll cover up.
00:12Is that the lesson you want to teach your daughter?
00:15Are you kidding? These are all I am to her.
00:18Hey, y'all.
00:19Hey, oh, good.
00:20All right, here you go.
00:23Yay!
00:23I thought you were off tonight.
00:25I was, but a shift opened up,
00:27and despite appearances, we are poor people.
00:31Well, I thought we were going to have some us time.
00:33Well, I get off at midnight.
00:35We can us time then.
00:36Hey, I know what us time means.
00:39Stop it.
00:41Okay, I'll see you later.
00:44All right, what are we doing?
00:46We?
00:47Once I put the baby down, we can play Monopoly.
00:49Jenga, I'm all yours.
00:51Oh, thank you.
00:54I am suddenly very tired.
00:58You can just say no.
00:59You don't have to pretend to be sleepy.
01:01Okay.
01:02No.
01:04How are you at gin rummy?
01:06It's been a while.
01:07You might have to remind me of the rules.
01:10Are you conning me?
01:12Only one way to find out.
01:26Sure about that?
01:27Sure about that?
01:40Gin.
01:41Son of a bitch.
01:43Go again?
01:45Ooh, I am suddenly very tired.
01:49Tired of losing?
01:57See?
01:59Oh, there's your mama.
02:02See how hard she's working?
02:03That's for you.
02:04You remember that when you're a teenager and you hate your mother for no good reason.
02:07Other than she's your mother.
02:10Georgie?
02:11Hey, what are you doing here?
02:12Is everything okay?
02:13Everything's great.
02:14This one didn't want to sleep, so I thought we'd come pay you a visit.
02:17Oh, that's sweet, but I'm real busy.
02:19You sure I can't buy you some dessert?
02:21I got $11 from your dad.
02:23I earned a hole in my pocket.
02:24What up?
02:25I gotta go.
02:26Bye.
02:27Okay, see you later.
02:31Whoa, that's all you're leaving?
02:33Yeah.
02:34Just so you know, you ain't just tipping your waitress.
02:36You're also tipping her baby girl here.
02:41Oh, come on.
02:42Look at this face.
02:48There we go.
02:48Have a nice night.
02:49Have a nice night.
03:23Hey.
03:23Hey, sorry.
03:24Didn't mean to wake you.
03:25No, it's okay.
03:27How was work?
03:28Busy.
03:29I feel bad I didn't have time for you.
03:31I get it.
03:33Well, I got time for you now.
03:36It's been a while.
03:37We ain't gonna need much time.
03:42It's more like bacon.
03:44Really?
03:44I showered.
03:46I ain't complaining.
03:46I like bacon.
03:50Oh, you're a pager.
03:51I hear it.
03:53Aren't you gonna answer it?
03:54It's just someone with a broke down car.
03:56I ain't going nowhere.
03:57What if it's an emergency?
03:59This is an emergency.
04:03Dang it.
04:05It's okay.
04:06I'll be here when you get back.
04:07Great.
04:07I'll wake you.
04:08Or, you know, let me sleep through it.
04:10It's fine.
04:22It's fine.
04:23Thanks, Charlie.
04:26Evening, miss.
04:27Thank the Lord.
04:28I got a flat tire.
04:30Well, good news.
04:31It's only flat on the bottom.
04:34A little talk truck humor.
04:36Can you fix it?
04:37I can change it.
04:38Got a spare?
04:39I do.
04:40It's that one right there.
04:42Oh.
04:43Well, I can tow you back to the shop and get you fixed up in the morning.
04:48It's a nice car you got.
04:49Oh, well, God is good.
04:52Oh.
04:52You're one of them.
04:56One of them?
04:57I don't mean nothing about it.
04:58My mom's one of them, too.
05:01Blast with the abundance of God's love?
05:04Yep.
05:05Definitely one of them.
05:11You are not what I expected when I called a tow truck.
05:15Oh.
05:15You're waiting on a butt-cracked bubble tie.
05:18Yeah.
05:19Well, sorry to disappoint.
05:21Mine is firmly tucked away.
05:24So, are you McAllister?
05:26Cooper.
05:27McAllister's my father-in-law.
05:30You're married.
05:32You look so young.
05:33Well, when you meet the right woman and get her pregnant, you just know.
05:39So, what about you?
05:40What kind of job gets you a car like that?
05:42Oh, um, I work in real estate.
05:44But, honestly, I owe it all to my church.
05:48Really?
05:49My mom's turn never gave out Mercedes.
05:51Once in a while, you'd get free pancakes, but that's about it.
05:55I'm serious.
05:57I mean, I was struggling before I joined my congregation, but now I'm doing great.
06:03You know, God wants us to be prosperous.
06:06All I remember from Sunday school is, thou shall not have any fun.
06:10Well, maybe you're going to the wrong church.
06:13You should check us out.
06:16Maybe I will.
06:17I'm telling you, if you invest in God, he will return that investment tenfold.
06:22How's he with debt?
06:23Because I got me a few folds of that.
06:29Oh, my goodness, Cece, you're getting so big.
06:33She's a Texas baby.
06:35Because you keep sneaking her cookies.
06:37I want her to like me.
06:40Morning.
06:41Why didn't you wake me?
06:42Well, you got in so late.
06:43I wanted to give you a break.
06:44What did I do to deserve you?
06:47This.
06:49Hey, what do you think about coming to church with me on Sunday?
06:51Church?
06:52You want pancakes, just tell me.
06:54No, this lady I told last night was telling me how her church is all about prosperity and
06:59making money.
07:00So?
07:01So, those are two of my favorite things.
07:04We're not really church people.
07:06How would you say that?
07:07Of course we are.
07:08When was the last time we went to church?
07:10When Georgie's father was...
07:12I don't recall.
07:15This could also be a business opportunity.
07:17Prosperous folks need tires, too.
07:19I don't know.
07:20Hold on, let them talk.
07:22You're okay with him going to church just to sell tires?
07:26Yes.
07:28You want to come with me?
07:30No.
07:33Mandy?
07:34Well, Sunday's my one day to sleep in, but if you want to go, you should go.
07:38All right.
07:39What about you, Cece?
07:40You want to come to church with Dad?
07:42Hands off, she's Catholic.
07:48And here's a free air freshener.
07:50Has a number right on it.
07:51And it smells like apple pie.
07:53How about that?
08:00Money-making idea.
08:02A little pocket in your underwear that you can slide an air freshener in.
08:09Hey, Georgie.
08:10You remembered my name.
08:12Do you remember my name?
08:14So, is my car ready?
08:15Let me check.
08:16Yes, ma'am.
08:17It most certainly is.
08:19My name's Reuben.
08:20What's yours?
08:21Valerie.
08:22Oh, lovely name.
08:24Valerie, you're going to need brake pads on your vehicle sooner or better than later.
08:28Good to know.
08:29Rugger, I got this.
08:31I'm just thinking of her safety.
08:32Don't you need to call your wife or something?
08:33He's married.
08:35I know.
08:36I'm actually hoping to meet her at church this Sunday.
08:38Church?
08:39Yeah.
08:40Too much work.
08:44Sorry about that.
08:45He's alone a lot back there.
08:48So, will I see you on Sunday?
08:51Yeah, I think you will.
08:53Might be solo.
08:54My wife's not real interested.
08:56Oh, too bad.
08:57But I will be glad to see you.
08:59Oh, and I'll be glad to see you.
09:02In a churchly fashion.
09:04Before I forget, free air freshener.
09:08Apple.
09:09The fruit of temptation.
09:11Hang on.
09:12I got a mango in here somewhere.
09:19You look nice.
09:21Thanks.
09:24Last chance to come to church with me.
09:26Sorry.
09:27Today's a strict no-bra day.
09:30I feel a little weird.
09:32The only time I ever wore this was at my dad's funeral.
09:34Well, I'm sure he'd be glad to know you're getting your money's worth.
09:37He was thrifty.
09:38You know, he's the one who taught me shampoo is really just liquid soap.
09:41You can wash your hair with a bar of ivory spring.
09:43Same deal.
09:45Is that why your hair smells like that?
09:47When you first met me, yeah.
09:49Now I'm a zest man.
09:58Welcome.
10:00Is this your first time with us?
10:01Yes, ma'am.
10:02Well, we are so glad to have you.
10:04Oh, okay.
10:06Welcome, welcome, welcome.
10:09Thank you, thank you, thank you.
10:13Georgie, welcome.
10:15Oh, y'all are a huggy buns.
10:17Come here, there's someone I want you to meet.
10:21Reverend, this is Georgie Cooper.
10:23Travis Lemon, how are you doing on this glorious Sunday?
10:27Depends.
10:27You got pancakes?
10:28Better.
10:29We got waffles the shape of Texas.
10:32Praise the Lord.
10:34I got a flat tire the other night, and Georgie rescued me.
10:38Oh, a good Samaritan.
10:39Isn't that something?
10:40It's my job, so maybe just a regular Samaritan.
10:44Georgie drives a tow truck and works at a tire shop.
10:47When do you find the time to sleep?
10:48I don't.
10:49So what happens during your sermon, don't take it personally.
10:53Hard worker, God rewards that.
10:55Speaking of which, I couldn't help but notice you had some church vans out there with bald tires.
11:00I'd be happy to take care of that for you.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03This is the church for you.
11:05Let's talk after the service.
11:08I told you, you're not even here five minutes and you're already prospering.
11:12Guess I am.
11:13I'm so happy for you.
11:15Okay, more hugging.
11:24Remember when you wanted to be a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader?
11:27There's still time.
11:30There is.
11:32Yeah, and I'm going to be an aerobics instructor.
11:36Hey.
11:37Hey, how was church?
11:38Great.
11:39I met the reverend.
11:40Real nice guy.
11:41Hmm.
11:42Feel more prosperous?
11:43Actually, I do.
11:45McAllister Auto is now the exclusive tire store for all the church buses and vans.
11:49You're kidding.
11:50Tires, brakes, alignment, the works.
11:53In fact, I gave him a ridiculously high price, then knocked 10% off.
11:57He was thrilled.
11:59How can you not love this kid?
12:01He hustled a reverend.
12:04Exactly.
12:06Now, I think it's time we up your compensation.
12:08We already give them free room, board, and childcare.
12:12Yeah, but with the tow truck, he's working day and night.
12:14Well, he volunteered, Jim.
12:16Because he's a go-getter.
12:17Well, then he can go get another job.
12:21Should we jump in here?
12:22Oh, mom.
12:22No, stay out of it.
12:23This is how I got a car.
12:24Giving him a cut only motivates him to make more.
12:28Keeping him hungry motivates him more.
12:30Now, you see, that is the kind of thinking that makes communism appealing.
12:34You sure we shouldn't jump in?
12:35Shh, we're close.
12:36Did you just call me a communist?
12:39I'm just saying a good American would pay him what he's worth.
12:42There it is.
12:42Fine, pay him whatever you want.
12:46And that's how I got a Jeep Cherokee.
12:54I see what's going on.
12:56I get a raise, you can't keep your hands off of me.
13:00You got a problem with that?
13:01No, you're right.
13:03I'm way more sexy.
13:06Well, I'm really proud of you.
13:09You know, there's a Bible study Wednesday.
13:11You want to come?
13:12Oh, wow, we really need to work on your dirty talk.
13:16Sorry.
13:17I just think you really might like it.
13:20Thanks, but I don't need to watch you sell tires to a bunch of Bible thumpers.
13:25It ain't about that.
13:26It's actually kind of working.
13:29What are you talking about?
13:30I'm making more money than you want to have day sex.
13:32That's everything I've ever prayed for.
13:35Please don't tell me you think that's because of the church.
13:38I don't know.
13:39Maybe.
13:40I'm just saying, a lot of what they preach makes sense.
13:43Oh, you're starting to sound like your mom.
13:45What the heck's that supposed to mean?
13:47Oh, calm down.
13:48I love her, but, you know, when it comes to the church, she's a little bit of a...
13:52A little bit of a what?
13:54Hang on, I'm trying to think of a word that isn't nut job.
13:58Nut job?
13:59If I were you, I wouldn't start comparing moms.
14:02What's that mean?
14:03Hang on.
14:04I'm trying to think of a word that isn't bitch.
14:07Where are you going?
14:07I thought we were going to fool around.
14:09Pray for it.
14:09See what happens.
14:15Hey, still waiting on them breaks.
14:17You want them done fast or you want them done right?
14:19I want them done now.
14:21Aw, like a baby lion practicing his roar.
14:26I ain't in the mood, Ruben.
14:27Meow.
14:29Quit it.
14:30Trouble at home?
14:32Why find out about the hot church lady?
14:34No.
14:35Keeping her a secret.
14:36Smart.
14:37I don't care about her.
14:39Care about who?
14:41The woman who invited me to church.
14:43The hot woman.
14:44Baywatch hot.
14:46Care to explain?
14:47Yeah, she's attractive.
14:49Muy fuego.
14:51But it don't matter because we're just friends.
14:54So you're not doing something dumb?
14:55Oh, I do dumb stuff all the time.
14:57Just not this.
14:58Well, be careful.
15:00I own a timeshare in Florida because the sales lady looked like Raquel Welch.
15:05I don't know who that is.
15:08Oh, she was a knockout.
15:09Had curves in all the right places.
15:12She wore this fur bikini in a movie, man.
15:14I still think about it.
15:18Fur bikini?
15:19Was she cold?
15:21Get back to work.
15:25Curves in all the right places.
15:27Dude is old.
15:34Will Georgie be joining us for dinner?
15:36Uh, no.
15:36He's at Bible study.
15:38Oh.
15:39I do hope he isn't turning into his mother.
15:43That is a terrible thing to say.
15:45No matter how hard we fight it, at some point we all turn into our parents.
15:50Yeah, well.
15:51I'm turning into Dad.
15:53Too late, Blondie.
15:56You got something to say, just say it.
15:58I just think Georgie should be using what little free time he has to be with his wife and daughter.
16:05I don't disagree.
16:06So you agree?
16:07That's not what I said.
16:09If your father was doing something that made me uncomfortable, I would make sure he knew about it.
16:16God, I am turning into you.
16:18Aww.
16:19No, it's not a good thing.
16:21Where are you going?
16:22Tell my husband I love and support him no matter what he chooses to do.
16:26I think that's a mistake.
16:27Yeah, that's why I'm doing it.
16:31Thank you, Father, for your many blessings.
16:34And let our prosperity be a glory to you and a beacon that brings others to your light.
16:40Amen.
16:41Amen.
16:43Georgie, you've been awful quiet.
16:45Is there anything you'd like to say before we wrap it up?
16:48Oh, uh, yeah.
16:51I would like to thank you all for being so welcoming.
16:54I haven't been hugged this much since I was on the high school wrestling team.
16:59Oh, before I forget, here's my business card, Macalester Auto.
17:04We offer 24-hour towing and all your tire needs.
17:07Just give them this card and you'll get 10% off our already low, low prices.
17:14Is that it?
17:15Oh.
17:16Amen.
17:21Here, let me give you a hand.
17:23Oh, thanks.
17:27So, what'd you think of Bible study?
17:29It's hard to believe, but I liked it.
17:31Why is that hard to believe?
17:33Well, it's got the words Bible and study right there in the name.
17:38Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
17:40God wanting me to succeed is kind of comforting.
17:43If I tell you something, I think my flat tire was no accident.
17:48What are you saying?
17:49You put a nail in your own tire?
17:51I think God did it to bring you here.
17:54Well, if that's true, I'm glad he did.
17:57Me too.
18:00Whoa, I'm a married man.
18:02You sure are.
18:05Move.
18:09Let's go, married man.
18:11You saw me pull away, right?
18:13Silly reason, you're still standing.
18:21Call for a tow.
18:27Gotta go.
18:29Go.
18:30Go.
18:42Go.
18:43Go.
18:57Transcription by CastingWords
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