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00:12What's that old saying?
00:14Read them and weep.
00:15Damn it.
00:17Good job, partner.
00:18Is this really your first time playing bridge?
00:21Guess I'm just lucky.
00:22I mean, look at the family I married into.
00:26We're done.
00:27No, we're going again.
00:29You insist.
00:32You better not be hustling us.
00:35I can't believe you'd accuse me of that.
00:38Amanda, you need to up your game.
00:40I'll do you one better.
00:41I'm up and I'm out.
00:43You can't quit in the middle.
00:45I think I hear the baby.
00:46I think I hear a baby, too.
00:49Oh, come on, Amanda.
00:51We're having fun.
00:52Are we?
00:53Tell you what.
00:54Why don't we switch partners?
00:55I'll play with your mama.
00:56Now we're talking.
00:57Oh, what do I get, Amanda?
01:00I'm not that bad.
01:02You are.
01:04Am I?
01:05Oh, what do I know?
01:06I'm just a beginner.
01:07No, no.
01:37I can't believe I just spent my Friday night playing bridge with my parents.
01:40I'm a hundred years old.
01:42Guess that makes me only 89.
01:46Sorry.
01:47When did this become our life?
01:49What's wrong with spending time with your folks?
01:51Nothing, I just miss having a social life.
01:54We have a social life. We got your mom, dad, brother, my mom, Meemaw, sister.
01:58Okay, okay.
01:59And if we count our TV friends, we got Tony Danza, Frazier...
02:03Stop!
02:04In the meantime, you're looking pretty good for an old lady.
02:07Oh, really? Is that so?
02:08That is so.
02:09What do you say I get you out of them bloomers and see what happens?
02:13Bloomers?
02:13Ain't that what you old biddies were under your frock?
02:16Please, stop talking.
02:26Oh my God, how long does it take to finish a slice of pie?
02:30I know, but it's kind of romantic the way they look at each other.
02:33What makes you think they're a couple?
02:34Maybe they're brother and sister in some kind of sick relationship.
02:39What is wrong with you?
02:40I'm not rooting for it. I said it was sick.
02:44Hey, I'm gonna grab a drink when we get off. You wanna come?
02:47Wow, I can't remember the last time I went out for a drink.
02:49Is that a yes?
02:50Uh, I don't know. My husband's at home with the baby.
02:52Well, if it's too much trouble...
02:54Oh no, it's no trouble. I'm coming.
02:57Hi, can I get anything else for you or your wife?
02:59No, she's my sister.
03:07Well, look at me. It's after 9 o'clock. I'm not only out, I'm awake.
03:12And your husband didn't mind staying home with the baby?
03:15Oh no, he loves it.
03:16That's nice. My ex loved babies too.
03:20Why'd you break up?
03:21He made a baby with another woman.
03:23Oh, sorry.
03:24It's okay.
03:26You know, he's that bitch's problem now.
03:28Man, I hate bitches.
03:30No, it's fine. I got my son, my freedom.
03:33Now it's my turn to have fun.
03:34And now when you say fun, you mean...
03:37Sex with men I barely know.
03:39Okay, well, I won't be doing that, but I will be cheering for ya.
03:42Thank you!
03:43You go, whole bag!
03:51Hey, what are you still doing up?
03:52Just watching Rambo 3.
03:55You'd think it'd answer a lot of questions from one and two, but it don't.
04:00Did you have fun?
04:02It was okay.
04:03Mandy.
04:04I had a nice time.
04:05Mandy.
04:06Okay, I had a great time.
04:08Good, I'm glad.
04:09It was so nice to hang out with a woman who didn't give birth to me.
04:13A couple pretty women at the bar you must have gotten hit on.
04:17Actually, not at all.
04:19Oh.
04:20Well, they must have saw your wedding ring and didn't want to be disrespectful.
04:23Good.
04:23Yeah, that's why.
04:24Just so you know, your daughter and I had a pretty fun night, too.
04:27She discovered farting in the bathtub.
04:30Aw, and I missed it.
04:32Don't worry, if she's anything like her daddy, she'll do it again.
04:38Hey, can I ask you a personal question?
04:41Shoot.
04:42When you got married, did you still have other friends?
04:44Oh, yeah.
04:45Tons.
04:45What about after you had kids?
04:47Oh, no.
04:48Life as I knew it ended.
04:50But you're fine with that, right?
04:52I get the feeling you want me to say yes.
04:55I don't know.
04:56Mandy's just got in my head about us having a social life.
04:59So, you must have lots of friends.
05:01I do.
05:02I mean, I did.
05:03Maybe I don't.
05:05Well, hang in there.
05:06When Cece gets a little older, she'll make friends and you'll pretend to like their parents.
05:11Maybe I will like them.
05:12You won't.
05:13They're awful.
05:14You know, after work on Fridays, me and my buddies play a little half-core basketball.
05:18Cool.
05:19Yeah, and after, we grab pizza and beer.
05:21Sounds fun.
05:22It is.
05:23It really is.
05:27I've gone with him.
05:28It's a good time.
05:32Then he nibbled a hole in the cocoon, pushed his way out, and he was a beautiful butterfly.
05:39But you knew that, because Daddy's read this story 118 times.
05:45Uh-huh.
05:46Okay.
05:46All right, let me call you right back.
05:49Hey, my friend Beth invited me over to her place tonight.
05:51Oh, I think your parents were hoping we'd play cards.
05:54Yeah, I'm well aware.
05:57Okay.
05:57You should go.
05:59Well, you don't sound so sure.
06:01I just thought you and I would hang out.
06:02Well, why don't you come with me?
06:04I know Beth wants to meet you.
06:06I ain't gonna get in the way of your girl talk.
06:08Girl talk?
06:09What's girl talk?
06:10I don't know.
06:10Guys' butts, panties.
06:12Put on a clean shirt.
06:13You're coming with me.
06:20She's asleep.
06:21Kinda bummed we lost our bridge partners.
06:23I'll play with you.
06:25That's nice, but it's a four-person game.
06:27We could play something else.
06:28How about Scrabble?
06:30How about something I'm good at?
06:32Reading on the toilet is not a game, Jim.
06:35I have a game we can play.
06:37I'm a thing.
06:38You have 20 questions.
06:40Go.
06:41I don't want to play that.
06:44I do.
06:45Are you a vegetable?
06:47No. 19.
06:48What kind of first question is that?
06:50It's too specific.
06:51I thought you weren't playing.
06:52I'm not, but if I was, I'd ask a better first question.
06:56Like what?
06:58Like, are you a living thing?
07:00No.
07:0118.
07:03Great question.
07:05Now we know it's not alive.
07:06It is a good question, right?
07:07Yes.
07:0817.
07:09You're counting that?
07:10Yes, 16.
07:11Oh, come on.
07:16So how did you two meet?
07:18She came into the laundromat I was working at.
07:21I asked her out.
07:22Laundromat? Sexy.
07:24It was really a front for a backroom gambling operation.
07:28That sexy enough for you?
07:30She was worried I was a little too young, so I lied about my age.
07:34Mm-hmm. You sure did.
07:36Hey, you lied about your age, too.
07:39Anywho, too much tequila, not enough condoms, here we are.
07:43Bye.
07:44I eventually told her the truth.
07:46Yep, and we fell in love.
07:47That's sweet.
07:48You started with lies and ended with love.
07:50I went the other way.
07:52Hello?
07:53Oh, that's my son. In here!
07:56Hey.
07:57Hey, Todd.
07:58Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
08:01Georgie Cooper?
08:02Yeah.
08:03Didn't you go to Medford High?
08:05Yeah, a while ago.
08:06Your dad was the football coach.
08:08You had the genius brother.
08:09I'm sorry, did you two go to high school together?
08:13It was a year ahead of me.
08:15Wait, how old are you?
08:19Nineteen.
08:20Now you know why he lied.
08:28So, did you graduate?
08:29No, I dropped out my junior year.
08:31Oh, that's so cool.
08:32No, it's not.
08:35If I didn't, we never would've met.
08:37She would've been in homeroom.
08:40Well, Todd, I'm sure you've got a lot of stuff to do.
08:43You don't want to hang out with us old folks.
08:44And Georgie.
08:47I'm gonna go work on my dirt bike.
08:49You got a dirt bike?
08:50Yamaha YZ 250.
08:52Oh, sweet!
08:53You wanna see it?
08:54Can I?
08:58Go ahead.
09:07Bo.
09:08Nineteen.
09:10Yeah, he's very mature for his age.
09:12I'm sure.
09:13And you know, most days I don't even think about it.
09:16And why would you?
09:17He's a good father and a hard worker.
09:20I bet the sex is amazing.
09:22Oh, well, he does bring a certain youthful energy to the party.
09:24Do tell.
09:25I think I've told enough.
09:28You know, sometimes I look at Todd's friends and-
09:30Oh, Beth, no!
09:32What?
09:32You married one.
09:35Yeah.
09:39How long you had it?
09:41Six months.
09:42My dad bought it for me during the divorce, so I'd be on his side.
09:45Did it work?
09:46No, my mom bought me a Nintendo.
09:48Gotta balance things out.
09:50You know, people don't talk much about the upsides of divorce.
09:55So what's it like being married?
09:57I guess it's like having a girlfriend you live with.
10:01Cool.
10:02What's it like having a girlfriend?
10:05It's good.
10:06I mean, you gotta buy them presents and watch dumb movies, but overall it's worth it.
10:11So I bet you get to do it all the time.
10:13Well, I'm a gentleman, but I did say worth it.
10:18It's not weird that she's old.
10:20She ain't old.
10:21She's older.
10:22Also, do not let her hear you say that.
10:25Sorry, I don't mean nothing by it.
10:27New school nurse is hot, and she's like 23.
10:31There you go.
10:32What are we doing here?
10:34Just tightening the brakes.
10:35Let me help you.
10:39Hey, isn't your sister a freshman this year?
10:41We talked about this.
10:42Older is better.
10:49Okay, so we know it's not musical.
10:52We know it's not a machine, but it is man-made.
10:56Gotta be smart about this.
10:58You're the one who wasted two questions.
11:01Well, they shouldn't have counted.
11:03But they did, didn't they?
11:05How can we be sure this isn't some stupid thing only he knows exists?
11:09Good point.
11:12Do it.
11:14Are you some stupid thing only you know exists?
11:18No.
11:19Twelve.
11:21So you're sure we know-
11:22Don't waste one.
11:24It's something we know.
11:25Okay, okay.
11:26Damn, this is stressful.
11:29If it's too much, we can stop.
11:31No shame admitting defeat.
11:34Make coffee.
11:36On it.
11:42That was fun.
11:43Thanks for letting me tag along.
11:45Uh-huh.
11:49Crazy, you and Todd went to school together.
11:51I know.
11:52My meemaw would call that quite the coink-a-dink.
11:56Hey, listen.
11:57Todd invited me to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
11:59You're not doing that.
12:00Why?
12:01You have a child.
12:02It's dangerous.
12:03I'll wear a helmet.
12:04No.
12:05Todd's mom lets him do it.
12:11What did you say?
12:13What?
12:14Todd's mom lets him do it like I'm your mom?
12:17That ain't what I meant.
12:18Well, that's what it sounded like.
12:19Well, if you don't like it, maybe you should stop acting like my mom.
12:22Ugh.
12:24You...
12:25You are in trouble, mister.
12:28Oh, don't you roll your eyes at me!
12:39How about this?
12:41I like it.
12:42You sure?
12:44Do it.
12:46Are you something in this house?
12:49Yes.
12:50Yes!
12:50Good job!
12:51Teamwork, babe!
12:53You are not playing with my friend's son!
12:55I'm a grown man.
12:56I can play with whoever I want.
12:59Trouble in paradise.
13:02We're back.
13:03We heard.
13:04CC good?
13:05Sound asleep.
13:06You two okay?
13:08I don't want to talk about it.
13:09Alrighty.
13:10We're playing 20 questions if you'd like to join.
13:13No!
13:16Anyone else glad she said no?
13:27That was great.
13:28Haven't ridden in years.
13:30Why'd you stop?
13:31Oh, you know.
13:32Got busy.
13:33Wife.
13:34Baby.
13:34Job.
13:35How old are you?
13:38Nineteen.
13:39And a half.
13:39Basically twenty.
13:41We should see his wife.
13:42She's hot.
13:43Hey!
13:44I mean, thank you.
13:45But hey!
13:47Right.
13:48Let's ready for some beer.
13:49Oh yeah, tell me.
13:50Please.
13:50Thought we were gonna ride some more.
13:52We are.
13:53After drinking?
13:54I thought you said he was cool.
13:55I'm cool.
13:57I drive a tow truck.
13:59I've seen stuff.
13:59Believe me.
14:00Safe is cool.
14:02At least eat something to coat your stomach.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:05Our mommies didn't pack us any snacks.
14:08Well, that's alright.
14:08I got some string cheese in the truck.
14:16So, is your husband out with his little friends?
14:20Don't call them that.
14:22Sorry.
14:23Is your husband out with his big boy friends?
14:26Can you stop enjoying this?
14:29No.
14:31I'm not upset he's out with friends.
14:33I'm upset he's doing something dangerous.
14:35Why didn't you tell him not to?
14:37I did.
14:37He didn't listen.
14:40Well, he is at that rebellious age.
14:43I'm serious.
14:46Georgie has a lot of very good qualities,
14:48but he's so much younger than you.
14:50It was bound to be a problem at some point.
14:52That's not true.
14:54Really?
14:55Think about what you were doing when you were 19.
14:58Well, I was in college, so I was...
15:01going to all my classes and studying a lot.
15:05Okay, but it's different,
15:06because I didn't have a child.
15:08And now you've got two of them.
15:16Check out the cowboy at the bar.
15:19Oh, that's not a cowboy.
15:20That's my dentist.
15:22Ooh, doctor cowboy.
15:24I have a cleaning next week.
15:26Can you not ruin it?
15:27He married?
15:28Um, I don't know.
15:29He wears gloves.
15:31I'm going to find out.
15:32Wait, you're just going to leave me here?
15:33I guess you are.
15:38Not a chance.
15:40But thank you.
15:45All right, Richie.
15:47This is you.
15:48Later.
15:49Wait.
15:50Here's your keys.
15:52Someday you'll thank me.
15:56Little punk.
15:59All right, who's next?
16:00I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
16:02It's Georgie.
16:03It's just Georgie.
16:04Yes, sir.
16:04Sorry, sir.
16:16What?
16:17I'm going to take off.
16:19Okay.
16:19Hi, Mandy.
16:21Hi, Dr. Picardo.
16:24Okay, sure.
16:35Huh.
16:41Hey.
16:41Hey, thanks for coming.
16:43What happened to your buddy?
16:45Oh, she's, um, getting a cavity filled.
16:49Let's go home.
16:50Are you sure?
16:51We're here.
16:51I can buy you a drink.
16:52Or if they cord me, you can buy me a drink.
16:55I think I'd rather go home and watch my daughter sleep.
16:58Oh, that's my favorite thing.
17:00How was your night?
17:01You want the truth?
17:03Yeah.
17:03Teenagers suck.
17:10Okay, we know it's not a tangible object.
17:12It can't be bought.
17:13It's odorless.
17:14And it's in this room right now.
17:16We only have one question left.
17:18We have to guess.
17:18What are you thinking?
17:24Agreed.
17:25Go for it.
17:29Are you time?
17:31Ooh, good guess.
17:34Did we get it?
17:34No.
17:35Son of a bitch!
17:37So what was it?
17:39Sorry, you're out of questions.
17:42You're really not going to tell us.
17:44Thanks for playing.
17:46You get back here right now and you tell us!
17:51I don't know why you like him.
17:52human being insane.
17:53tiny man laughs
17:58Oh, man!
18:21Are you named to him?
18:22Harry McClendon.
18:22Marilyn Copeland heIS
18:22You
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