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00:01Previously on George and Mandy's first marriage, there's this girl.
00:04Okay.
00:05She works at the music store.
00:07Really?
00:08Yes.
00:08Uh, this is Chloe.
00:10Hi.
00:10I'm Connor's dad.
00:12Nice to meet you, Connor's dad.
00:14She's here?
00:15Yup.
00:15So you got to meet her and I didn't?
00:18That is what happened.
00:24Damn.
00:25Let me. I'm good with those.
00:27I have seen you get my bra off with one hand.
00:31And something's important, you put in the effort.
00:37So, Mother's Day's coming up.
00:39I know, you don't have to get me anything.
00:41You sure?
00:42This ain't one of those times when you say you don't want nothing, but what you really
00:45want is for me to surprise you with exactly what you want.
00:49What?
00:49No, why would you think that?
00:51I've seen it a bunch on TV and it often leads to hijinks.
00:56I promise.
00:57I don't want any fuss.
00:58I just want a day off with you and Cece.
01:00Well, how about this?
01:01I get up with Cece and let you sleep in.
01:04I like it.
01:05Then the three of us can have a picnic at the park.
01:08Fun.
01:09Then we can drop Cece off with her parents and go to a hotel.
01:13And you leave me there to sleep?
01:15Eventually.
01:17You're the best.
01:20So you doing anything for your mom?
01:23I'm playing around with something.
01:25I'm not doing anything for that psycho.
01:29Come on, it's Mother's Day.
01:31And when it's Psycho's Day, I'll bake her a cake.
01:34What are y'all fighting about now?
01:36She grounded me.
01:37Cause you ran away to Mexico?
01:39Oh, I finished that grounding.
01:41This is a whole new one.
01:43For how long?
01:44She said until the devil leaves my body.
01:47So you have till Sunday.
01:49Get him out.
01:50Who are you talking to?
01:51No phones.
01:52You are grounded.
01:54Hail Satan.
01:57It's just me, Mom.
01:58Oh, hi.
01:59I was talking to her about Mother's Day.
02:02Not dealing with Missy is the only gift I want.
02:04But I am looking forward to seeing you and my granddaughter.
02:09Uh-huh.
02:11I am gonna see you, right?
02:13Well, I actually had plans.
02:17Oh.
02:17But I can rearrange things.
02:19No, no.
02:20Don't trouble yourself.
02:22It's no trouble.
02:23I want to.
02:24Great.
02:25We can all go to church together.
02:27Cool.
02:29I will tell Pastor Jeff to save you a seat up front.
02:32Keeps getting cooler.
02:38Hey.
02:38How'd it go with your mom?
02:39Good, good.
02:40So here's a fun thought about Mother's Day.
03:11I am not going to church on Mother's Day.
03:14Come on.
03:15It's just a few hours.
03:17But it's my special day.
03:20Then stay here and celebrate with your mom.
03:22But it's my special day.
03:28You're really not spending Mother's Day with me?
03:30Well, we want to, but it's complicated.
03:34Your reign is over.
03:35Deal with it.
03:36You still got Connor.
03:38You're around, right?
03:39One of the benefits of unemployment.
03:44See?
03:45You get to spend the day with your favorite kid.
03:47I don't have favorite.
03:49Oh, just stop.
03:50Everybody knows.
03:52I'll make it special for you, Mom.
03:54Flowers, candy, breakfast in bed.
03:56I want to meet that girl you're seeing.
03:58Chocolate.
03:59I know you love chocolate.
04:00Come on.
04:01Your father's madder.
04:02Georgie's madder.
04:03This is the only thing I'm asking for.
04:07Fine.
04:07I'll bring her.
04:08Are you sure about that?
04:09No backsies.
04:25How long have you been playing the bagpipes?
04:27I'm not sure I do, but who can tell?
04:31Hey, are you doing anything, Sunday?
04:34I don't think so.
04:34Why?
04:35My mom would like to meet you.
04:37Great.
04:38Why are you being so difficult?
04:41No, I'm serious.
04:43I want to meet her.
04:44Okay.
04:45But I'm warning you, she can be a little protective.
04:47It's gonna be fine.
04:49Mom's like me.
04:50She might not like that you like me.
04:53Oh, you think I like you?
04:56Of course you do.
04:57I play the bagpipes.
05:08Did you do the sheets or just throw the blanket on top?
05:10I knew I should've waited till you left.
05:15Am I interrupting?
05:17Oh, just making the bed.
05:18You're right.
05:21What's up?
05:21I need help.
05:23Please spend Mother's Day here.
05:25Sorry, we got plans.
05:26But Mom wants to meet Chloe and I need a buffer.
05:28Yeah, I get it.
05:29Tried to hide this one as long as I could.
05:32But now your mom loves me.
05:34You're so cute.
05:36Please, I want this to go well.
05:38Oh, it's gonna go fine.
05:40Your mom wants you to be happy.
05:42You didn't get Chloe pregnant.
05:44Wait, you didn't, right?
05:46No, we're not idiots.
05:48Hey!
05:50I guess Dad'll be there.
05:51Maybe he can keep Mom in check.
05:53Absolutely.
05:55Really?
05:56Cause usually, he...
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05:59-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b.
06:04I'm surprised Chloe isn't spending Mother's Day with her mother.
06:07Maybe her mom doesn't live here.
06:09Or maybe they're estranged and don't speak.
06:13I'll get to the bottom of it.
06:16don't go digging up dirt what if she's using him using him for what he has nothing
06:23so you admit it's weird
06:29we have to be there for connor what about my mom here's the worst idea i've ever had
06:34bring her here how do you like it think about it my mom has to be on her best behavior
06:42in front
06:43of chloe right so she can't be mean to your mom true plus if we call it brunch everyone will
06:49be
06:49happy because ladies love brunch yeah i don't want to say that's stupid but we really do
06:59hello hey mom i was thinking about sunday and i had a fun thought well as long as i get
07:06to spend
07:07the day with you and cc anything is fine terrific how about we all get together at the mccallisters
07:14you want me to spend my mother's day with your mother-in-law
07:19just brunch i do like brunch
07:32i can totally tickle you right now i can totally fire you right now you have no whimsy
07:41mr mccallister can i talk to you about something what's up i invited my mom to mother's day brunch
07:46with mrs mccallister really hey would you go ahead and drop this car on me
07:52come on connor wants us to be there for him and chloe and this is the only way to make
07:57everyone happy
07:57you really think they're gonna be happy well we're gonna make a fuss over them who doesn't love a fuss
08:04what are you doing for your mother my mother's dead sorry
08:09no she ain't would you let me have my fun whimsy
08:23hi hello so i was thinking maybe it would be more special if i spent mother's day with you
08:31really yeah and cc can spend it with her grandma
08:33oh i would love that and her other grandma
08:39look i know it's not what you were hoping for but she really wants to come
08:42of course she does what better mother's day gift for her than to ruin mine
08:48okay come on maybe this is a chance for the two of you to make up
08:50i'm finally meeting connor's girlfriend i don't want mary embarrassing me
08:55or you end up looking great because between the two of you you are the cool one
09:02the girl at the salon did say i look like meg ryan
09:06i totally see it fine she can come but for the record i am making a big sacrifice
09:13yes yeah but you suffer in silence and that's what counts
09:30oh what's all this oh i wanted to leave you a little something before i pick up my mom
09:35i told you you didn't have to do anything it's just coffee and a card thank you should i
09:42open it now sure go ahead i wrote you a poem oh boy to my beautiful wife the love of
09:54my
09:54life solid start i'm glad you're cc's mother she wouldn't want any other that one took a while
10:03i hope your mother's day is da bomb sorry you have to spend it with your mom
10:09i've never loved a card more i'm glad
10:14what did you think of the sermon powerful stuff you were sleeping
10:21i was praying
10:26it probably don't need to be said then don't
10:30please try and get along with mrs mcallister
10:32i can be nice i know you can be but are you gonna
10:38yes as long as that b word doesn't start anything
10:43okay we're getting close so get all the poison out now
10:45i am good
10:48just gets my goat the way she acts all high and mighty
10:51like she's better than everybody else
10:58oh god oh god oh god relax i'm great at this my other boyfriend's mom loves me
11:05funny don't do that around my mom
11:09any other no-nos don't talk about politics religion or that you see me naked
11:14i have such a cute story about that mole on your butt
11:17also funny please stop
11:20don't you think she'd like to hear what an attentive lover she raised
11:24oh god oh god oh god
11:28okay so i was thinking you sit here and then cc right next to you
11:33love it
11:34and then me
11:36where's mary
11:39there
11:39oh far from the baby perfect
11:43and then georgie dad connor and chloe down at the end
11:48what if chloe's way down there how am i supposed to talk to her
11:51well those are the seats
11:54the whole point is for me to get to know her
11:57and you will from afar
11:59like that lady who watches the gorillas
12:02i know how to behave myself
12:06okay connor really likes this girl can you please not embarrass him
12:10did i embarrass you the first time i met georgie
12:14very much yes
12:15well that was different he ruined your life
12:18that's good focus on georgie
12:20bad georgie
12:28happy mother's day
12:30happy mother's day to both of you
12:32welcome welcome
12:33so glad to share my day with you
12:35your day
12:36yep it's your day her day
12:38mandy's day the lord's day big day
12:41made some mimosas for the mom
12:43yes please
12:44thank you
12:45nothing for me
12:46are you sure it's a celebration
12:48baptists don't drink jim
12:50it's also 11 o'clock in the morning
12:53are you judging us
12:55not me
12:56him
12:58let's go see your granddaughter
12:59oh uh she's sleeping
13:01well then we'll wake her up
13:03take your time
13:04we'll just be out here day drinking
13:10dad you remember chloe
13:12oh of course good to see you again
13:15you too
13:15how's it going with all the moms
13:19you wanted this
13:23mom
13:25this is chloe
13:26happy mother's day mrs mcallister
13:29these are for you
13:30oh that's very thoughtful
13:32it's so nice to finally meet you
13:35you too
13:36chloe
13:37that's a pretty name
13:39thank you
13:40what's your last name
13:42maybe it's just chloe
13:43like share or prince
13:45costa
13:46that ends in a vowel
13:48are you catholic
13:50mom
13:50you just met her
13:52can we not talk about religion
13:53sorry
13:55are you a republican
14:00so happy to be here
14:01with my mother
14:02my wife who's a mother
14:03and my mother-in-law
14:05they put that mother
14:06right there in the name
14:08thank y'all for everything you do
14:10especially the giving birth
14:11i was in the room for cc
14:12and let me just say
14:14y'all earned this brunch
14:16well that is why we did it
14:19to the moms
14:20cheers
14:21and to chloe
14:22who is not a mom
14:25not that i know of
14:27can't help yourself
14:28can you
14:30just a little bite
14:31she talking yet
14:32oh yeah
14:33she called me nana
14:35she was trying to say
14:36banana
14:37well that ain't what came out
14:40so how'd the two of you meet
14:42i work at a music store
14:43and
14:44excuse me
14:45i'd like to hear the story
14:46oh i i work at a music store
14:49and connor was a customer
14:50i kept going in to buy things
14:52as an excuse to talk to her
14:53so we have you to thank
14:55for the bagpipes
14:57i actually found those
14:58in a goodwill
14:58can you believe it
15:00i really can
15:02so are you from the area
15:03i just sort of
15:05ended up here
15:05i was in a band
15:07with my boyfriend at the time
15:09and we were touring
15:09jill
15:10switch with me
15:11i'm eating
15:12it's mother's day
15:13move
15:15so i woke up
15:16and he was gone
15:17along with the van
15:18and our instruments
15:19and here i am
15:20wait
15:21what happened
15:22oh she was in a band
15:23with her boyfriend
15:24he took all her stuff
15:24and he ditched her
15:25i wanted to hear it
15:28from chloe
15:31uh oh
15:31looks like somebody
15:32needs a diaper change
15:34i'll do it
15:34you sure
15:35never been more sure
15:36of anything in my life
15:40well you're so lovely
15:41i can't imagine
15:42any boy ditching you
15:43thanks
15:44you're lovely too
15:47connor
15:48switch with me
15:48no thank you
15:50mom chill out
15:52i am chill
15:53i am just trying
15:54to talk to chloe
15:55and some people
15:56are not giving me
15:57a chance
15:57i'm just being friendly
15:59oh
16:00i know what you're doing
16:02you do
16:03huh
16:04you are trying
16:05to embarrass me
16:06in front of my son's
16:07girlfriend
16:08how
16:08by showing her
16:09what normal looks like
16:12connor
16:13why don't you go
16:13get your backpipes
16:14and play us a song
16:15okay
16:15don't leave me
16:16okay
16:18all right
16:18everyone needs to settle down
16:20this is mother's day
16:22and you're the three
16:22most important mothers
16:23in my life
16:24and all this fighting
16:25is tearing me apart
16:26stay out of it
16:27down
16:31so
16:31mary
16:33where's your lovely daughter
16:35don't you dare
16:36oh i dare
16:37i really dare
16:47i know i don't want to go back out there either
16:49but we gotta
16:51this is why i didn't want to see any of you today
16:53yeah well there's the door
16:54why does she get to leave and i have to stay
16:59just so you know father's day is not like this
17:07well that could have gone better
17:09a plague of locusts would have been better
17:13everyone liked chloe though
17:15true
17:16too bad i'll never see her again
17:19i don't think so
17:20she's really sweet on your brother
17:22for every ass there's a saddle
17:29you know
17:30i have one last present for you
17:33well i feel like this is more of a present for you
17:36no no
17:37it's mother's day
17:38you can just lie there
17:44oh god
17:46just pretend we're doing it in scotland
18:08i don't forgot so
18:16black
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