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00:27To be continued...

00:42And on the day fourth-form pupils begin studying for their new GCSE exams,

00:48we put a group of Cotchester shopkeepers through their paces to see how much they can remember

00:53from their O-level maths.

00:56Meanwhile, here at Carinium, we are buzzing with excitement for our new live show, Declan.

01:04Declan's first guest will be Hollywood hellraiser Johnny Friedlander,

01:09one of the cinema's brightest stars.

01:11In his first interview since being the unfortunate victim of a sex tape scandal two years ago,

01:17the reclusive star is on his way to Carinium Studios as we speak.

01:23Can Declan O'Hara coax him out of his shell?

01:27And what about those James Bond rumours?

01:31That's Declan, live tonight at eight o'clock, with his very first interview here at Carinium,

01:38right after Coronation Street.

01:40I'll definitely be tuning in.

01:58Run!

01:59Run!

02:02Run!

02:03Run!

02:05Run!

02:06Run!

02:07Run!

02:08Run!

02:10Run!

02:12Run!

02:13Let's go.

02:50Let's go.

03:30Let's go.

03:36Let's go.

03:37Let's go.

03:38Let's go.

03:40Mr. Friedlander, welcome to Carinium.

03:43Please, call me Johnny.

03:45Tony Battingham, please come on through.

03:57Your first live audience.

03:59You're not going to wear those socks on the program.

04:01We'll get this right, Georgie.

04:03No one will be looking at me feet.

04:17Good luck, Dick.

04:24Thanks.

04:25Big night, ladies.

04:38Hi, sir.

04:39Showtime, everyone.

04:40Sure is.

04:46So, Paddy and Mick are walking to the pub and they spot a sign saying, tree fellas wanted.

04:51So, Paddy turns to Mick and he says, well, it's dead ashamed there's only the two of us.

04:55You know, I can hear you, Brian.

04:57You don't tell jokes about Jews or blacks anymore, so why are you picking on the Irish?

05:01Okay, mate.

05:02Can we get some level?

05:03Cut the fucking Paddy jokes or I'll knock you from here to the Irish Sea.

05:06Is that level enough for you?

05:08Yeah.

05:08Loud and clear.

05:09Sorry, Declan.

05:12Karen, are you there?

05:14What am I supposed to do with the cards?

05:17We talked about this.

05:18Declan O'Hara doesn't hide behind a desk.

05:21If you'd let me see the questions, I could have fed them to you.

05:26Just trust me, will you?

05:32Where's Johnny?

05:34Houston, do we have a problem?

05:35No.

05:40Declan's a journalist of international stature, so the fact that he left the BBC for us.

05:45It's all very impressive, Lord B.

05:48Of course, it's the wife who's the TV viewer around our end.

05:51Well, it's documentaries mostly, but I do find Dallas a guilty pleasure.

05:55Well, who doesn't love Dallas?

05:58Hi.

05:59Thanks for sneaking me in.

06:00Some of our new programs can give JR a run for his money.

06:03Have you seen Four Men Went to Moe?

06:05Well, the goose is here.

06:06Excuse me a minute.

06:08You sit.

06:08Betty Gosling, so good of you to come.

06:11Do you know the Reverend Penny, my deputy on the Franchise Renewal Committee?

06:15Of course.

06:16Welcome.

06:16Well, looking forward to some scrupulous broadcast journalism tonight.

06:20I was just remarking, what with there being a set in every living room these days, television

06:25companies must recognize that they are the custodians of the nation's morality.

06:45I'm working.

06:51I'm working.

06:52Showtime, Mr. Freelander.

07:01That's Four Men Went to Moe, Wednesday night, nine o'clock.

07:05Oh, lovely.

07:07That's a very nice line.

07:09How long have we got?

07:10Yeah, yes, that's all you make of it.

07:12I'll get it.

07:17I think we've just found our fox.

07:23Doug.

07:23Doug, it's him.

07:25Oh, my God.

07:25This isn't daring me.

07:30Hello, Rupert.

07:31Where's he, darling?

07:32We were just passing.

07:33Successful day?

07:34Well, little fucker gave us the slip.

07:37Funt us interrupt us.

07:39Sorry.

07:40Hello, my name's Caitlin.

07:41How are you?

07:45Sit, bunny girl.

07:48Look like you found the holy grail.

07:50It is okay, Declan.

07:52The eagle has landed.

08:02Can we have some level, please?

08:03What did you have for breakfast, Johnny?

08:05Want to give me a rest?

08:07Declan looks nervous.

08:08He cut me dead earlier.

08:10It's awfully uncool to get so uptight.

08:11Shut the fuck up or get the fuck out.

08:15Run music.

08:17Five.

08:20Four.

08:22Three.

08:25Two.

08:27One.

08:28And in.

08:31Two.

08:34Three.

08:35Three.

08:36Three.

08:40Why aren't you in the audience, Maud?

08:41Daddy gets too nervous if Mummy's there.

08:43There's a daft.

08:44It's pretty clear to what you think more than anyone in the world.

08:47Aw.

08:47It means I miss a lot of parties.

08:50Good evening.

08:51I'm Declan O'Hara.

08:52My guest tonight is one of the world's most recognizable stars.

08:55He's the star of box office smashes such as Last Man on Mars, Highway 12, and Dog Tag 3, Voyage

09:02to Vietnam, to name just a few.

09:03He's been nominated for numerous awards, but in recent years, it's his turbulent personal life.

09:08And, of course, finding himself the victim of a cruel honey trap, which has attracted almost as much attention as

09:14his films.

09:14Johnny Friedlander, welcome to the show.

09:16What's it like seeing your ex-partner in grime, Rude?

09:19You know Johnny Friedlander?

09:20Well, shared a few lovers back in the day.

09:23Yeah.

09:24Not silly enough to let anyone film me having sex, though.

09:27What a crowd.

09:27People are excited to see you.

09:29Well, I've got to say that's nice.

09:30It's been a while since I've done one of these.

09:32So I do this interview now.

09:34Yeah, okay.

09:35Well, I feel it's time to move on.

09:38That's what we're here for.

09:39Now, Johnny, your last film was mired in controversy.

09:44There were stories that you were late to set, you picked fights with the director, you passed out of the

09:48wheel while driving under the influence.

09:49See, nobody prepares you for fame.

09:51You don't know how you're going to react to being given the keys to the candy store.

09:55It turns out that I react by overdosing on candy.

09:59You're doing well, don't you think?

10:01Absolutely.

10:02Not sure about the sobs.

10:05Yep.

10:05All right, Sally, we're reading.

10:09Jesus Christ, he signed up on those.

10:11That would be a comedy.

10:15And what was it like when you drove off that bridge?

10:22Well, I woke up the second I hit the water, but man, it was scary.

10:26Thank God I was in a convertible or...

10:29I'd be at the bottom of the river now.

10:31But yeah, I had to get sober.

10:34415 days later, the world looks more beautiful than ever.

10:50Now, shall we talk about the sex tape?

10:54Why not?

10:55The elephant's in the room already, crapping in the corner.

10:59Is the girl okay?

11:01Miss, uh, Miss Cortez?

11:04Hell, I don't know.

11:05You don't see her?

11:06Uh, none of my Christmas card lists don't.

11:08But she is, uh, she's an actress, right?

11:11I don't know, uh, we met in a bar.

11:14Hope she got a lot of money out of the whole thing.

11:17Is $5,000 a lot of money?

11:20According to Miss Cortez, that's how much you paid her to have sex with you and then take the tape

11:23to the National Enquirer.

11:25What?

11:27Oh, fuck.

11:55You said you were the victim.

11:57But you didn't.

11:58The world would have believed you.

12:01But your silence demolished her.

12:03Your stock shot up overnight while Pia Cortez lost her apartment.

12:08$5,000 for a woman's reputation.

12:10Is that a fair price?

12:11What reputation?

12:12She was a porn actress.

12:14I paid her to make a porno.

12:29Fuck.

12:30We've lost him.

12:31He's gonna walk out.

12:45Oh, man, I'm an ass.

12:48What did you do?

12:51Tell two to hold on Johnny.

12:54Stay on Johnny.

12:55Now, move in.

12:57Slowly, slowly.

13:00Slowly.

13:01We can get S on the BBC.

13:04Get me the sweat beating on his brow.

13:06This is the one.

13:07I'd had four flops in a row and I'm scared.

13:13It's the worst thing about Hollywood is when you're out.

13:16All you can think about is how to get back in.

13:20What a mess.

13:24The worst part is...

13:28I really like that girl.

13:31I thought she had something.

13:33What would you say to her?

13:36If she was here?

13:37Yeah, she's an L.A. man.

13:39No.

13:40She might see it.

13:41You never know.

13:46Okay.

13:48Um, sure.

13:56Tia.

13:59If you're watching,

14:01I'm sorry.

14:03I'm an ass.

14:05We buy you a drink.

14:07Or a car.

14:10Whatever you want.

14:12I'm sorry.

14:22Man, I've been sitting on that seat for too long.

14:25Feel good to get it off your chest.

14:28God, the water here.

14:30Tastes good.

14:32Can I get another?

14:34Join us again after the break when I'll be asking Johnny about James Bond.

14:38Don't go away.

14:40Come on, we're clear.

14:43Okay, stand by, everyone.

14:45Three minutes.

14:46You know, that was more stressful than I expected.

14:48Daddy always goes in for the kill.

14:51He really is a master at this, your deck.

14:53I mean, is that erotic, doing a video?

14:56Well, I think it is if you've made it for each other, or you watch it when they're away.

15:01All watch together, it's a warm-up.

15:04Yeah, it can be pretty hot.

15:05With the right co-star.

15:07Can't imagine James wanting to make a sex video with me.

15:10The camera puts pounds on you, and he already thinks I'm fat.

15:14Well, he's bad.

15:15Yeah.

15:16You're exquisite.

15:20Sandwich?

15:20Anyone?

15:21Yeah, I'm starving.

15:23Oh, my God, you made this, Dougie.

15:26Ambrosial.

15:27Please, please tell me you'll come and work for me.

15:29Caitlin, go and fetch another one of these for me, please.

15:31No, I tried working in a restaurant.

15:33It was just, er, it was too hectic.

15:35Well, you could do people's dinner parties and things.

15:38A private chef.

15:39I bet you'd get bookings.

15:41I could put a word around, if you like.

15:42Caitlin!

15:43Oh, Daddy's back.

15:52Here it is.

15:53Your closet, sir.

16:05Put something against that.

16:06Do you think Johnny Friedlander barricades the door?

16:12The guy, he had the most stupid walk.

16:17Did I tell you what Cubby Broccoli said when my people called up and suggested me?

16:21He said he'd sooner have James Bond played by a woman.

16:28Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny Friedlander!

16:42Johnny Friedlander, who told you a story.

16:45It's all you believe in.

16:46Johnny Friedlander!

16:48Johnny Friedlander!

16:51Johnny Barber, that's a good job.

16:53Johnny, you should have fueled our company.

16:56This is Ginger Banes.

16:57The bastard spiked Johnny's dressing room.

17:00Gave him a bottle of vodka.

17:01Oh, no, I did that.

17:02What?

17:04Why didn't you tell me?

17:06We needed your first show to be jaw-dropping television.

17:08No way was I leaving that to chance.

17:10And you didn't tell me you were going to skewer the guy live on air.

17:13You don't think he fucks your producer or not to know that?

17:15We didn't need to push him off the wagon.

17:17I didn't need help.

17:18Yeah, you didn't need a desk either, did you?

17:22Hi, this is Esther McLeod.

17:23Hi, hi.

17:24This is Lady Gosling.

17:26Hey, how you doing?

17:27Hello.

17:28Freddie Jones.

17:28Hey, how you doing?

17:29His lovely wife.

17:30Hey, how you doing?

17:31Jones Oroko.

17:32Hi, how you doing?

17:33This is the backroom boys.

17:35This is Sam.

17:35Hey, how you doing?

17:35Daisy.

17:36Hey, how you doing?

17:37This is Deirdre.

17:38Hey, how you doing?

17:46At least he didn't film you.

17:49He's a mug.

17:50He looked like a Charlie's angel.

17:54Thanks, Seb.

17:55That's nice.

17:57He's very good, isn't he?

17:59Like the new jewel in Carindyos Crown.

18:02Extraordinary song.

18:03Oh, yeah.

18:04He has so much character.

18:05He's a breath of fresh air.

18:07It's such a shame that you couldn't get Campbell Black onto the board.

18:11Wow.

18:12Is Freddie Jones in the bag?

18:13Oh, very much so.

18:14Very much so.

18:15They're much more used to us.

18:17His expertise in technology, business, the real world.

18:21But I've got to say, Declan's got some brass.

18:24I thought Johnny was going to lamp him one.

18:26How do you keep it together?

18:27All that going on?

18:28Can I tell you a secret?

18:30That was my first time taking the show out live.

18:33Did you like it?

18:34Oh, my God.

18:35The adrenaline.

18:36Yes, I loved it.

18:37But please don't ask me any specifics.

18:39It's a blur.

18:39Met Cameron, then.

18:41You need people that can deliver under pressure, don't you?

18:44Diamonds.

18:45Couldn't agree more.

18:46That's why we're courting you for the board.

18:51You're getting the fuck of a lifetime tonight.

18:55Yeah.

19:09Isn't that crazy?

19:11And then the man started turning up at the house.

19:14I know.

19:14And he was so in love with Mummy.

19:16But then Daddy found out about it.

19:18And that wasn't funny at all.

19:21Caitlin.

19:22Anyway, that's the real reason why we moved out of London.

19:26Daddy's new job came just at the right time.

19:44Mrs. Thatcher tells me if I want to succeed in politics, I have to keep my nose clean.

19:48No more cunnilingus, then.

19:51Maud's got a thumping crush on you.

19:54Declan looks strong.

19:56I'd watch yourself.

19:59Darling, you know I love you to beards.

20:03You never tell me what to do.

20:24I love you.

20:34See you now.

20:48I must be exhausted.

20:51How did I do?

20:53You were wonderful.

21:17Christ, you're wet.

21:20I've been thinking about you coming home all evening.

21:37Oh, what is it?

21:39Everything all right?

21:42Shitting awful evening, actually.

21:43Oh, I'm sorry.

21:45You should have come with me to watch a new Declan show.

21:50It was...

21:51brilliant.

21:59You might be a little more supportive, Lizzie.

22:15I mean, it's only my first date boarding school.

22:17It's not like it's momentous or anything, is it?

22:18I'm sorry I can't drive you there.

22:20You know Daddy needs the car this morning.

22:21I didn't mean you.

22:27Bye-bye, gorgeous, ugly dog.

22:34Is Mummy going to start one of her things with Rupert?

22:37I'm not going to keep her secrets again if she does.

22:43Mummy and Daddy are going to be okay.

22:45Keep an eye on them, I promise.

22:49Oh, I'm going to miss you.

22:51Now go.

22:52I'm going.

22:56Just you and me now, pups.

22:57Yes.

22:57Rabbit, jabba.

22:59Rabbit, jabba.

23:00Jabba rubyt, jabba, jabba.

23:01Yeah, yeah.

23:01Money, jabba.

23:03Good evening.

23:04I'm Dex� Nah Caro.

23:05Can't you come, stop talking?

23:07Come on, show us a few meters.

23:10Take a look.

23:11You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's

23:14This time you've got it off the chest

23:18Now you was just the kind of girl to break my heart into

23:22I knew I'd all cry, I could split my eyes on you

23:26But how was I to know you'd been my heroes too

23:29With your incessant token

23:32You're becoming a pest

23:34That's what we've got to do tonight

23:35Oh, rabbit today

23:36Now you're a wonderful

23:43You've got a wonderful smell

23:47You've got a wonderful smell

23:50You've got a charm

23:52You've got a charm

23:54But how was I to know you'd been my heroes too

23:57With your incessant token

23:59You're becoming a pest

24:01Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit

24:05Yep, yep, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, jabba, rabbit, yep, yep, rabbit, money, jabba, rabbit

24:17Look at all this

24:19It was a neighbourhood dinner party

24:21Why didn't Valerie Jones invite you to hand me?

24:23I don't know, mummy

24:24She did, I said we couldn't do it

24:26What?

24:27I've worked to do

24:28I never get to go anywhere

24:30I mean, how can we meet anyone

24:33If you're going to turn down everything

24:34Just to prepare your stupid programme

24:36My stupid programme is all this paying the bills

24:39On this rotting pile of bricks

24:40And all you do is spend money

24:41I mean, why the fuck do we own our harp?

24:43Well, you want to take my music away from me?

24:45It's all that I have left

24:46I have to go to work

24:47No, no, I'm still talking to you

24:48We can talk about it later

24:50Good luck, Tag

24:51Bye

24:52You know, it's a good job that you bought a priory

24:54Because I might as well be a nun

24:57No, he's still punishing me

24:59I mean, when is it going to stop?

25:06My congratulations, both of you

25:08Ten million viewers

25:10I want 12 mil this week

25:11I can't believe you got that story out of Mick Jagger

25:14People like telling me things

25:16Psychiatrist to the stars

25:17So who's next on the couch?

25:18Diana

25:19Doesn't do TV

25:20Arnold Schwarzenegger

25:21Jesus, he couldn't even speak

25:22Joanna Lumley

25:23Rupert Campbell Black

25:24No way

25:25Celebrity, ex-Olympian, a heartthrob, so I'm told

25:28And now minister for sports

25:29Surely that's an extraordinary trajectory

25:31There's no hinterland

25:32If I'm to interview someone whose politics I despise

25:35I want a worthy opponent

25:36Could you stop swinging your dick for a moment?

25:38If you stop swinging your vagina

25:39Okay, okay, okay, okay

25:43Declan's right

25:43Campbell Black's an arrogant brat

25:45Everything people hate about the upper classes

25:47Why do you hate him so much?

25:49Because he always gets everything he wants

25:52Joyce, Rupert Campbell Black

25:55I wasn't surprised when the wife left

25:57He'll never settle, will he?

26:00Doesn't that make him an interesting interview?

26:02He's the only man in England who can come out of a sex scandal with a promotion

26:06Minister for sport, for God's sake

26:08The man plays tennis naked

26:10He's an irredeemable shit

26:11We needn't pour fertiliser on his already overgrown ego

26:16Who do you want, Declan?

26:18Thatcher

26:18Margaret Thatcher?

26:20Margaret Thatcher

26:20No, Charles, fucking Dennis Thatcher

26:22Look, she'll never say yes anyway

26:23She thinks I'm an irate pinko

26:25Well, let's see, John

26:26I've donated eye-watering sums to the Tory party

26:29It's not the public who decides which way the election goes, is it?

26:35All right, stop staring at me, fuck off

26:37We've all got work to do

26:40Declan?

26:40Yeah?

26:41Don't go, have a proper drink

26:42After you

26:46You've got viewing figures most people would sell their granny for

26:50So, I'm just wondering

26:52Why are you still unhappy here?

26:55Are you Cameron?

26:56No, no

26:58I mean, she's hard work

26:59But you're right

27:00She knows what she's doing

27:02I just have a lot in my mind

27:05Money stuff

27:07I have an unpaid tax bill following me around

27:1080 grand

27:13London wasn't cheap

27:14Not with a wife who throws her party every time someone blows their nose

27:20All right, well

27:22Why don't I settle with the end loan revenue for you?

27:25You can pay me back when you can

27:26Nobody need to know about her

27:28Just the two of us

27:29And my accountant

27:32That's very decent of you

27:34Self-interest, really

27:35You're no good to be preoccupied

27:40Well

27:41No, no

27:43Cheers

27:48You're moving the doorway of the nation

27:51Pick me up and shake the doubt

27:53Baby, I can't do without

27:56Don't mess around

27:58You bring me down

28:00How you get about

28:01Don't make sense

28:03Move out

28:16Are you always this height?

28:18I can usually size people by looking

28:20Well, I didn't think you'd want me to serve things

28:22Well, I can't exactly do it myself, can I?

28:23And you know to go round the dinner table clockwise, don't you?

28:26Don't pick, Sharon

28:27And I need you to write the menu out

28:28One for each end of the table

28:30In French

28:30If you don't mind

28:31Hello, Taggy

28:32Nice get-up

28:33Grub smells good

28:34I'm still cross with you, Fred Fred

28:35I mean, what were you thinking?

28:37Inviting a single man

28:38I mean, what kind of a dinner party

28:39Have you ever had nine guests?

28:40Ten guests now

28:41Because I've just invited a single woman

28:42To balance the books

28:43Fred Fred, how could you?

28:45Now I'm going to have to change the whole plus-month

28:51Terrific

28:51I could help you with the menus

28:56I'm doing French for GCSE

29:05They're going to be here soon, Mrs. Makepeace

29:07Yes, Mrs. Jones

29:08Sorry, did you decide if you want the cheese first or the pavlova?

29:11Fred Fred?

29:12Cheese or dessert?

29:14Don't posh people say pudding

29:15Pudding?

29:16But dessert is French

29:18Agatha, which is it?

29:19I don't know

29:20Pudding

29:21Are you learning it at boarding school?

29:24Chin up, Massey

29:25We've worked so hard

29:26We can enjoy it now

29:27I mean, who'd have thought it

29:28You and me

29:29And to turn the lord and the lady

29:32Right

29:48That's a nice cosy dinner at Freddy's bum in a board seat at the end of it

29:52I've rather implied to Lady Gosling he's already said yes

29:55So we need to reel him in tonight

29:57We might as well kiss goodbye to the franchise

29:59No, absolutely

30:00Operation Charm Offensive

30:02Well, offensive is right

30:04We'll be forced to admire the soft furnishings

30:06Fitted carpets everywhere

30:08Well, don't let Valerie Jones get you, darling

30:11You know who she reminds you of

30:13Who?

30:14Your mother

30:28Come on

30:30You've got five minutes

30:31Yeah, well, five minutes is how long it takes to do this bloody dress-up

30:36No, right

30:39Um, you know I need you to, er, behave yourself this evening, don't you?

30:44Er, I want Tony to invite me onto the board at Carinium

30:47And we need to look proper

30:50Respectable

30:50Darling, is this about Rupert?

30:52It was just a silly flirtation

30:54Come on, you know I love you most of all

30:56Besides, I thought you wanted a young wife that everyone admires

30:59I do, darling

31:01I just prefer they admire you from further away

31:16So it was a considerable renovation

31:18Yes, it was terribly pokey

31:20Three bedrooms and only the one bathroom

31:22So we had to extend

31:24But once we'd rendered over the old stonework

31:26You can't tell the joy between the old and new

31:28I thought this was a listed building

31:30Oh, it is, yeah

31:31Fred Fred has friends in high places

31:34I mean, one needs a good-sized lounge for entertaining

31:39Lounge, behave, living charming

31:42I think I've had this dream

31:50Valerie made me

31:51She's so short

31:54Brevity is the soul of wit

31:56And I can almost see your brevities

32:03The fact is, this is a listed building

32:06There are rules

32:07To come

32:08I need to look down with him

32:14Oh

32:16Darling, you look ravishing

32:18Oh, James hates this

32:19But it's the only clean one I've got

32:22Hello, Valerie

32:25Evening, Stratton

32:26Listen, I think you're giving the wrong impression

32:28About the tennis game with your wife

32:30Or quite innocent

32:30Sort of thing that wouldn't bat an eyelid

32:32On the continent

32:33Good, clean, open-air fun

32:34Shake hands and play nicely, shall we?

32:45Freddie!

32:47Sound distance!

32:48Shall we laugh?

32:49One will

32:49Look, Freddie's equipment is staggering

32:57Well, I gather you spent this afternoon on the couch with my husband

33:00Yes, do you mind?

33:02No, good for you

33:04I hope you told him it was marvellous afterwards

33:09Thanks, Fred

33:10Nature abhors a vacuum

33:11Yes, so does my cleaner

33:15That's very good

33:16It's very good

33:17You show me this sound system

33:20I'll be back in a tick

33:23You're ahead with the host

33:25Bet you're next to him at dinner

33:32Right, I'm off to see what decorative hell Valerie's unleashed on the downstairs loo

33:37Cluecom, darling, cluecom

33:49Mmm

33:50Your expertise will be a buy

33:53Of course, you're busy

33:55Well, I think you like flipping useful

33:57We'd have fun

33:58I'm not trying to seduce you onto his board, is he?

34:01We're a viable, growing company with excellent prospects

34:04The financial rewards are considerable

34:06Ah, must we bring money into it

34:08Fred is a businessman, it's what we do

34:10You ever said no to this man?

34:12Frequently

34:13Did you enjoy the polo?

34:15Ho, ho, ho, ho

34:15You're a very bad influence

34:17I had a date for three days

34:18Freddie!

34:19Mr Verica and Mrs Stratton are on the television

34:22Oh, yes, do you want to see this?

34:24Yeah, okay

34:36Sarah, welcome

34:38Hi, James

34:38Absolutely

34:39There you are, Sarah

34:40Thank you

34:40Where's Sarah?

34:41You've been married to Paul Stratton, MP for Cotchester, for a few months now

34:46How do you see your role as the wife of an MP?

34:49To support my husband in every possible way

34:51And how do you get on with Paul's family? I mean, his children must be nearly as old as you

34:55are

34:55Oh, very good, James

34:56Gripping stuff

34:57No pressure on Paul to leave his first wife

34:59But because he eventually made that decision, you know, I'm branded a scarlet woman

35:03Oh

35:03So I've had to try even harder to prove myself a good one

35:10Cute

35:20Engaged to be married to a busy, powerful, famous man

35:23The one thing I will say is, do not let yourself go after you're worried

35:26I mean, we all know what happens then

35:27Hello, Cameron

35:28Let me get you a drink

35:30They're all glued to the local news, I'm afraid

35:31Well, thank you

35:32Oh, James!

35:34Stop it

35:35What are you, 21?

35:37Oh, please

35:38And the rest

35:39She's a natural, isn't she?

35:41Well, it's just wonderful to see her opening up

36:29Don't last for seconds, all right? Is this not fishing?

36:33You cologne?

36:34I wear it all the time

36:35I like it

36:36You sure the lighting wasn't a bit hard?

36:38It was brilliant

36:40What the hell are you doing here?

36:41Freddie called after you left, I couldn't see no to him, could I?

36:44Well, don't do anything outrageous, stay out of my way

36:47Well, I clearly drew the long straw

36:51Good

36:53Good

36:54Are we all here, yeah?

36:55Yeah

36:56Thank you

36:59Ah, Cavendish

37:00We've never really had a proper chat, have we?

37:02No, we haven't, Lady Betty, yeah?

37:04Oh, Monica, please

37:05We're all friends here

37:14Rupert Campbell Black

37:18I presume since we're the only people here with our partners that we're being set up with each other

37:22And just so you know, I am perfectly comfortable with them

37:25Do you have a boyfriend?

37:28Kind of

37:30Kind of

37:30Mm-hmm

37:32Best kind

37:37Sorry, I think, er, someone's been playing with the, erm

37:41Anything all right, Valerie?

37:43Yes, yeah

37:44Quite, quite all right

37:45Do you work with Cavendish, James?

37:48Her name's Cameron

37:49No, I promise it's not

37:51No, Cavendish, see

37:54James thought you were called Cameron

37:56Yeah, it's Cameron

37:58Yeah

37:58But

37:59This people always answer to Cavendish, so why didn't you say anything?

38:03What?

38:03Near my boss's wife

38:04Well

38:06Silly girl

38:07There's no need

38:09Honestly, what peculiar behaviour

38:16Salon moves?

38:17Do you like salmon moves?

38:19So, what have you got?

38:21Chinged French peasant, cravat sauce

38:23Yes

38:24Desert, chateau

38:25You think it's garnished from actual sand?

38:28Garnished with leftover peasants?

38:32Not frequently, no

38:33Not quite, Agatha, please

38:36Sorry

38:36I didn't tell her

39:02It looks amazing

39:03I don't love a bit of pheasant

39:04It looks delicious

39:05Thank you, darling

39:06And how'd you get on with Declan on it?

39:08Well, I'm his producer which gives him license to be obnoxious

39:11God knows how his wife puts up with them

39:13Well, you could ask Taggy here, she's his daughter

39:16Oh, God, I'm sorry

39:19It's all sport with you, isn't it?

39:21Blood sport, mostly the chase

39:22Oh, but if you caught something, I don't think you know what to do with it

39:25Hmm

39:27She's quite the ball breaker, your new producer

39:29Where'd you find her?

39:30Hunted her down in New York

39:31Ah, blood sports again

39:32You guys go to school together or something?

39:34No, no, no, no

39:36And that's funny, why?

39:39Because, as it happens, no we didn't

39:42Rupert went to Harrow

39:44I went to grammar school

39:46And you'll never let anyone forget it, will you?

39:48I wasn't gonna say anything of the sort

39:50Of you that won't let anyone forget Battingham

39:54Tony was quite different as a boy

39:57Oh, Billy Bunter, weren't you?

40:00Okay, what's grammar school and how is it different from where you went?

40:04Well, it's increasingly hard to say

40:06Rupert's school cost a lot more, but they didn't spend any of it teaching him manners

40:12Very good, Lady Battingham

40:13I can't imagine you fat Tony

40:14It's where I got my drive to succeed

40:16I wish Fred Fridge had a drive like that, we can't budge his curls at all

40:20Ha!

40:22Be careful what you wish for, Valerie

40:24It might drive him to some dangerous places

40:28I've been meaning to say, Tony

40:29We've found a presenter for our Caring for the Elderly segment

40:32She's a Jamaican lady living in Cotchester

40:34A 70-year-old widow with an adult daughter

40:37Which makes her a black single mother

40:39Box tape

40:40I was brought up by a black single mother

40:43Can't wait to tune in

40:47What?

40:48I'm not sure what this sign

40:49Or Jan is

40:51Not Jan

40:51She's so exotic, isn't she?

40:54Where's she from?

40:54America, I think

40:55Wayne likes black girls, don't you, Wayne?

40:57What? Shut up!

40:58You've got a picture of Grace Jones when I close on

41:00I saw it in your pants drawer

41:02Oh, it's going so well

41:03The pheasant was divine

41:05Everyone's saying so

41:07I knew you'd be wonderful at this

41:10I'm sorry I should put you in that thing

41:11It was me, you were at the menu's out

41:12That's why the spelling's so bad

41:15Oh, God

41:16You're dyslexia

41:19I'm so sorry

41:21We thought we were taking the mickey out of...

41:24Someone else

41:26Well, you cook like a dream

41:29Even if you can't spell for shit

41:34Oh my God

41:36Bravo

41:39Bravo

41:53What's your favourite thing about your job?

41:57Well...

41:58What a lovely question

42:04Space

42:04Up there

42:07Most British satellites use my computers now

42:10And sometimes

42:12I look up at the night sky

42:14And I see a little star

42:15Winking back at me

42:17And I think

42:18I've made that happen

42:21And it blows my mind

42:31Chateau...

42:32Oh, I've...

42:36It's a little star

42:46It looks...

42:53You stupid bitch, what the fuck are you doing?

42:55I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

42:57Oops.

42:58Fetch your cloth, Agatha.

43:00Don't fetch a cloth, it's Armani.

43:02I'll pay for it.

43:03Whoa, you couldn't begin to.

43:05Needn't be a bitch about it.

43:10Come on, let's go get you tidied up.

43:12Come with me.

43:15Rupert, how could you?

43:16Oh, God, that is exactly the kind of crass, lecherous...

43:25I thought she'd like it. God knows her mother would have.

43:27We went home just a buffet laid out for you to snack on.

43:30Perhaps she's not as innocent as you think she is,

43:32and that's a very cheeky little dress.

43:34Valerie made her wear it to do the job.

43:36Not that you'd understand.

43:39With looks like hers, I wouldn't have thought a career was that important.

43:41Honestly, Rupert, this was badly done.

44:08I thought you wanted me to.

44:12Why on earth would you think that?

44:14Would you like to watch?

44:16Well, you might be grown up enough to play, too.

44:19You're disgusting, and I want nothing to do with you.

44:24Taggy.

44:25Hang on.

44:40Well, the traumatic end to the evening.

44:43All these sobbing women.

44:46Valerie, all right?

44:48She's chuffed to bits that you're going to dinner.

44:51So, thank you.

44:54So...

44:56This bald thing.

44:59My vow, she...

45:00She's keen for me to get into something more cultural.

45:04So, why don't you send me over to business plan?

45:07I'll look over it.

45:10I'll give you a call on Monday.

45:18I'll give you a call on Monday.

45:27Last night was humiliating.

45:30I don't know if I can do this anymore.

45:34You and me.

45:35What?

45:36Why?

45:41You were at Valerie Jones' dinner party?

45:45Yeah.

45:46I gather you got pudding tipped all over you by my daughter.

45:49I'll pay for the cleaning bill.

45:50Wouldn't Rupert do that?

45:52It was him who made Taggy drop the pudding when he groped her.

45:56He what?

45:57I didn't know.

45:58No.

46:00It was more than a pinch on the bottom, wasn't it?

46:02I didn't see it at the time, but grope sounds right.

46:04I'm sorry.

46:05He fucking what?

46:07Yeah.

46:07He's a promiscuous libertine, isn't he?

46:11Fondles whoever he likes.

46:15Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

46:16Hold on, Declan.

46:17Wait, wait.

46:18The bastard.

46:18Jesus, when I catch him up.

46:20Interview him to death?

46:23You know, that's an idea.

46:25Think about it.

46:26You go over there and thump him, who gets to see it?

46:28One housekeeper and a gardener at best.

46:31Have him on the show.

46:33You can flay him in front of 16 million people.

46:37Oh, but you already said you didn't want him, right?

46:38No hinterland.

46:39I didn't want him either.

46:40I didn't want to give him the exposure, but exposing him.

46:44Come on.

46:44That's a whole different show, isn't it?

46:46That's where you destroy him,

46:48and it lasts a fuck of a lot longer than a black eye.

46:53Revenge is a dish best served on television.

47:07anie does and People's

47:12What makes

47:14We, people's

47:19We, people's

47:20We, people's

47:23We, people's

47:27Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

47:29Hello, hello, welcome to Manky's

47:34Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh yet

47:36Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

47:43Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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