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00:16People sometimes ask me, do sportsmen make good politicians?

00:23I say yes, if you like your politicians brave, disciplined, strong in body, mentally agile.

00:31Someone who knows how to truly commit, working night and day to make your life better.

00:37Someone who knows they're playing for the winning side, who was born to win and refuses to lose.

00:43Someone who can ride any storm and even let others take the lead without ever tiring or letting go.

00:49Someone who is flexible and used to competing in difficult positions.

00:53If that ticks all your boxes, may I invite you to tick mine?

00:59Oh, you look spectacular.

01:02That was a party political broadcast by the Conservative Party.

01:06You do know that's an antique.

01:11The mirror's pretty old, too.

01:14Helen.

01:19Helen.

01:21Helen.

01:23Helen.

01:33Helen.

01:34Helen.

01:37Helen.

01:39Helen.

01:40Helen.

01:41Helen.

01:42Helen.

01:47Helen.

02:13So, you forgot.

02:14No, for a second.

02:15Half-term break. You'll have them till Wednesday.

02:17I've been looking for a tape.

02:18Stop it!

02:19Your poker face is terrible.

02:20I'm more of a bridge man. I do like a foursome.

02:23Daddy!

02:26Hello, sweetheart.

02:29Hi, Marcus.

02:33Hi, Dad.

02:33The children's bags. The clothes are all labelled.

02:36There's a list in there if you could check them all off when they come back.

02:38Tabitha came home without a single sock last time.

02:44Hello.

02:50Hi. I'm Mrs. Gordon, the children's mother.

02:53Uh, yeah. Uh, Helen, this is Cameron.

02:56I've heard so much about you.

02:59Philadelphia.

02:59Right?

03:00Yes, ma'am.

03:01Well, New York by way of Philly. You?

03:02Florida.

03:04Mm.

03:05And hi. You must be Tabitha.

03:08Obviously. Who are you?

03:13Um, I'm your, uh, your father's girlfriend.

03:17You bloody nuts!

03:23Okay, I'm gonna leave you to deal with that.

03:26I'm late from my plane. My husband is waiting.

03:29Where are you going?

03:30Venice.

03:31Oh, baby. We should go to Venice.

03:33Wasted on Rupert, I'm afraid.

03:35Okay, kiss the children for me. I'll see them.

03:38Wednesday.

03:38Wednesday. Right.

03:40I'm sorry. I didn't know that they didn't know about me.

03:43Enjoy Venice!

03:46Don't fall in.

03:56Tabitha! Come and meet Cameron properly.

04:06Told you you should order the beef.

04:08Luigi's is legendary.

04:09No, I'm not really enjoying red meat at the moment.

04:11Ah.

04:12Monica couldn't eat eggs for nine months.

04:14Couldn't see them in the pantry without feeling nauseous.

04:16Hm.

04:20So, explain to me how it's mine.

04:24Do you remember the day I joined Carinium?

04:26Celebration dinner at the Bear in Bisley.

04:28Two courses.

04:30Me for pudding.

04:31Forgive me, I'm not the only suspect.

04:33James and I didn't start until Miss Carinium.

04:35You knew of a husband?

04:36No.

04:37Paul lost his libido at the same time as his cabinet suit.

04:39Yeah.

04:40Not something, um, you'd ever have trouble with, I imagine.

04:46You're feeling a bit pushed out since BT came on board at Carinium, am I right?

04:50You're also aware that Cameron's out.

04:52You're wondering if a little power move like this might move you into the position she vacated.

04:59Queen of Carinium.

05:01Sad to say, Sarah, we're not inviting applications at present.

05:04Nor are we looking for an illegitimate heir to the throne.

05:08Get rid of it.

05:09I know a very good chap in Harley Street had this sorted out in no time.

05:13A termination?

05:14No.

05:16Not a nice word.

05:19Better to think of it as a cleansing of your soul.

05:22Be a shame if this were to hang over your blossoming career.

05:27It would hang over you too, though, wouldn't it?

05:31And Monica.

05:32Ooh.

05:39Imminently deniable.

05:42Unless that's the pearl pops out with a cigar in its mouth, you don't have to prove it's mine.

05:46Here you go.

05:47Mmm.

05:50Bon appétit.

05:53Mmm.

05:54God, it's good.

05:55Mmm.

05:58Try the beef.

06:06Come on.

06:14Don't try to play chess with me, Sarah.

06:16You're not clever enough.

06:18We both want rid of this problem, so you sort it out as quick as you possibly can.

06:22Good girl.

06:30Rupert's all over bloody everything.

06:33They've shown his party political broadcast five times this week.

06:35He's been on Breakfast Time and TV AM.

06:37Both channels.

06:38Both channels.

06:41Meanwhile, I can't even get invited on Cotswold Roundup, a programme presented by my own wife.

06:47Thank you, darling.

06:49So, listen.

06:50I've made some calls and we're going to have a dinner party on Tuesday.

06:53See if we can't turn some local goodwill into actual television coverage.

06:57Sure, Tony Battingham, we mean business.

07:01Dinner party here?

07:04Do you know, Winifred always used to throw me dinner parties in the run-up to an election.

07:11And I never had to suggest it myself.

07:14Oh.

07:15Good for Winifred.

07:19Yes.

07:21Perhaps you should start thinking about what to cook.

07:58You're too good to those birds.

08:00I like how busy they are.

08:02Work so hard at surviving.

08:04Morning.

08:05Aubergine's.

08:06From the market as requested.

08:09Aubergine's in the Cotswold.

08:10Your advice was in London last night.

08:12I've got to make six...

08:14What's that again?

08:15Moussaka.

08:16Moussaka for the Women's Institute AGM.

08:18And I spare one for your lunch.

08:20Can't wait.

08:21Do you want a hand?

08:22I'm a decent sous chef.

08:23Oh.

08:24Okay.

08:25Morning, all.

08:26Good morning.

08:29Boss lady's here.

08:36Morning.

08:37You must be Marcus.

08:39Hello.

08:39How?

08:40Which makes you...

08:41Tabitha.

08:42And you're Declan O'Hara from the telly.

08:44Declan O'Telly, that's right.

08:46This is all looking great.

08:48It is, but Charles called me this morning.

08:51Turns out Carinium are also developing a series of Shakespeare plays for the school's market.

08:55Do you know about this?

08:57It's another thing from our application document, isn't it?

09:24It's another thing from our application document, isn't it?

09:26Declan.

09:29Over here.

09:29There you go.

09:31Oh, fuck.

09:31I'm sweating carbs here.

09:33Who is this person?

09:34Oh.

09:36Good morning, Venture Television.

09:37Shelley speaking.

09:38Well, we said we needed a secretary.

09:40She prefers executive assistant.

09:41Declan.

09:42BBC for you.

09:51Declan O'Hara.

09:53Hello, Jeremy.

09:55Hi, Baz.

09:57Oh, hello, Munchkin.

09:58Oh, how are you?

10:00Is there any food?

10:01Cameron made breakfast, but it was disgusting.

10:05Which is your desk?

10:06Why?

10:07Your only character in my life.

10:09I want to know everything about you.

10:11We'll put you over here, Cameron.

10:12This is the driving seat.

10:14Why don't you go into the kitchen and find Taggy?

10:16She'll get you a snack.

10:18Go on.

10:18Just do that.

10:19I scrabble some eggs.

10:20How is that disgusting?

10:21Will do, Jeremy.

10:24So, our Yeats documentary is now officially in development.

10:30Oh!

10:32I love it, Yeats.

10:34Oh, honey, so recently you were pronouncing it Yeats.

10:36So, what happens now?

10:37Take a trip over to Ireland, scout out some locations.

10:40We don't need to shoot in Ireland.

10:41We've got landscape coming out of our ears in Rutshire.

10:44With all due respect, Cameron.

10:46Says the man about to say something disrespectful.

10:49Fucking Rutshire looks nothing like Ireland

10:52and is ignorant to even suggest that we would ever...

10:54We should be trying to film wherever's least expensive.

10:56I don't want the maths club running the drama group, alright?

10:59Oh, hello, children.

11:01Uh, there's nobody in the kitchen.

11:05Okay, uh, take a seat and we'll...

11:07we'll find you some cookies or something.

11:09Huh, Shelley?

11:12You don't want the math club running the drama group.

11:14I don't want the drama group being irresponsible

11:16with Venturer's programme budget.

11:22Oh, my God.

11:23Oh, my God.

11:24You little shit.

11:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

11:27Come on, the timing was good.

11:29Cameron's articated!

11:31Ew, I can smell it!

11:32Thank you, darling.

11:33I'm just gonna speak to her.

11:42Hey, uh...

11:45Why don't you take her with you?

11:47Well, show the landscape,

11:49make her fall in love with the place.

11:51You want me to take Cameron to Ireland?

11:54Why am I...

11:55Suspicious?

11:58I can really use a few days alone with the kids.

12:02Try and talk to them about this new...

12:05relationship.

12:08Help me out here?

12:12Yeah.

12:13Yeah, alright.

12:18Taggy!

12:20Taggy, I've got your...

12:25Dish.

12:28Hello?

12:30Freddie.

12:33You been okay?

12:39Not great.

12:42No, me neither.

12:44Bloody coffees!

12:46So...

12:47Hello, Lizzie.

12:48Sorry, snatching a moment.

12:50Didn't mean to interrupt.

12:50Oh, no, don't worry.

12:52I don't know why Muggins here has been left to make the coffee

12:53while Shelley's sat on her arse with her tin of family circle.

12:57I always prefer to sit dinner biscuits.

12:59Same.

13:04How many times have you shagged now?

13:07Once.

13:08And never again.

13:10Surely not.

13:11I'd imagine Mr Jones is a very considerate lover.

13:14I'm married.

13:15Yes, to James Verica.

13:17We can't all just do what we want, Rupert.

13:20The rules are there to stop people getting hurt.

13:22That's why most of us try to stick to them.

13:24I came to give this back to Taggy.

13:27We were all quite surprised when you moved Cameron into Pensacom Court.

13:31Well, I hope it's working out.

13:45Beaver!

13:46Fetch!

13:47I'll only be a few days in Ireland.

13:50Honestly, how is he my son with an underarm like that?

13:55You won't do anything silly, will you, if Tony comes prowling around?

13:58He's in with a show jumping trophy.

14:02If he had anything on us, he'd have used it by now.

14:04Look, I said I would be here to look after you, and I will.

14:08Mm-mm.

14:09I think you like that you rescued me.

14:11What happens when I don't need taken care of anymore?

14:13Yeah, I might have rescued you the first time, but the second time you rescued yourself, and I like that

14:17very much.

14:21Well, I guess Tabitha's not coming to say goodbye.

14:23Look, I know she's been a little toad.

14:26Well, I've never had a woman here at the same time as the children.

14:30Whatever else I've done, I've stuck to that.

14:32So, of course, she's rattled by meeting you.

14:33It's your own bloody fault for making me adore you enough to break the rules.

14:39You know what?

14:40I'm gonna miss you.

14:47And I'll miss you too, Blue.

14:50Bye, Marcus.

14:51Bye.

14:58Do you think she'll come back?

15:02Why wouldn't she?

15:24Are you lost?

15:26Oh.

15:28Sorry you're upset.

15:30I'm tagging.

15:32I live in the house down there.

15:35Oh, I like your purple skirt.

15:37I always wanted one, but my knees are too knobbly.

15:41Hey, this is Gertrude.

15:43She's a good listener.

15:44I tell her all my problems.

15:45Your advice isn't very good, though.

15:47She mainly just whiffs and girls.

15:52You think you can tell her what's wrong?

15:54Daddy doesn't love me anymore.

15:56Daddy doesn't love me anymore.

15:57Daddy doesn't love me anymore.

15:59There you are.

16:04Um, darling, what did I tell you about running away?

16:06This is Taggy, Daddy.

16:08She lives down there.

16:09Yeah, we've, uh, we've met.

16:12Can she come to tea, Daddy?

16:14Please, please?

16:15Oh, um...

16:18Yeah, come and have some tea, why not?

16:21Um, I've got to get home, but another day, okay?

16:26Come on, pup.

16:29Okay, home time.

16:34I don't think she likes you, Daddy.

16:45Good morning, Rudshaw.

16:46What a beautiful, sunny morning it is, too.

16:49With the general election only days away,

16:51this morning we'll be asking if Rudshaw will stay

16:54as conservative as ever,

16:56or if local MPs,

16:57Wubert Campbell-Black for Chalford & Bisley

16:59and Paul Strassen for Conchester

17:01should be watching their backs

17:03for a potential liberal landslide.

17:12And here is the kitchen,

17:14where you'll be making all the magic happen.

17:17Cooker, fridge here, pantry,

17:20a walk-in cupboard there,

17:21that's where Paul keeps all the wine and whatnot.

17:23Um, you're happy with the recipe?

17:24It's just I know that reading's a struggle for you,

17:27isn't it, with your dyslexia?

17:29Oh, I'm fine, I've got everything.

17:32Thank you...

17:34for writing it out so big.

17:35Now, I know beef, it's a bit much, isn't it,

17:37for a summer dinner party,

17:38but, well, it's his favourite.

17:40My husband's favourite, I mean.

17:42And with the election and Paul needs

17:44all the TV coverage you can get.

17:45Oh, of course.

17:46And you don't mind staying in the kitchen tonight,

17:49do you?

17:49It's just...

17:50it's a bit awkward, you being Ventra.

17:52Oh.

17:52Daddy doesn't know, but...

17:54He can't really complain, we need the money.

17:55Ah.

17:56Well, just don't go poisoning all of Carinium

17:58in my dining room.

18:01Seriously, though,

18:02you really mustn't let anyone see you.

18:03Oh.

18:04Okay.

18:05I've rather given the impression

18:06that I'm doing the cooking tonight,

18:07so I really need everything to be perfect.

18:10Right.

18:13Okay, well, I'm gonna go to the hairdressers.

18:16Um, don't answer the door,

18:17but if somebody calls, just pretend to be the daily.

18:20Okay?

18:21Oh, sure.

18:22Um, what if anyone sees me in the kitchen tonight?

18:30I'm stuck into the pantry.

18:36This afternoon, the MP for Chalford and Bisley was in Stroud with his children

18:40to open the newest branch of Waitrose,

18:42armed with a very large pair of scissors.

18:45And three, two, one!

18:47Yay!

18:48Good, thank you.

18:49No, delighted to drop in on our walk around Stroud.

18:51Waitrose is absolutely the best place to pick up a nice hunk of Codswell bloom.

19:01No, no, no, no, no, no!

19:03God, God, no, you idiot!

19:08Um...

19:10Okay.

19:11Okay.

19:13Oh.

19:17Er...

19:20Er, er, er, hello.

19:22Mrs Stratton-Bishop and thank you very much.

19:25That's the worst Rutsch accent I've ever heard, Sarah, is Rupert.

19:29It's...

19:30It's not Sarah.

19:32Is that Taggy?

19:33Sarah said to pretend to be a daily.

19:36Um, er, I'm actually after Paul.

19:38Um...

19:39Is he there?

19:39It's party business.

19:41Shit!

19:42Oh.

19:45Darling, what is it?

19:46I'm making Mrs Stratton's favourite beef in the white elephant in Payne's Wick,

19:49only I've just dropped all the salt on it and now it's ruined.

19:52Oh, Angel.

19:53Well, can you make it again?

19:55No, it's too late.

19:56The butcher shuts at four.

19:57God, I've ruined everything.

20:00All right, leave it with me.

20:01Er, you get on with the starter and I'll be there in an hour.

20:04No, you don't have to do that.

20:08But there's an awful lot to do.

20:10Sorry, Gerald.

20:10I'm rescuing a constituent.

20:12Give me back my money!

20:14Can't have it.

20:14It's free parking, not three pounds.

20:17Let's go.

20:21Oh.

20:32You ready.

20:34I'm hanging on my right.

20:36I'm hanging on my right.

20:40No.

20:44No.

20:46No!

20:46No.

20:46No, no.

20:48She's got it

20:50Yeah, baby, she's got it

20:56I'm your Venus

20:58I'm your fire

20:59Talk to you, fire

21:06Are you nearly done?

21:07They're sitting down.

21:08Well, some of them.

21:10Nearly, nearly.

21:12Quick, someone's coming.

21:13Quick, here we go.

21:18Gorgeous canapes, Sarah.

21:20Thanks so much.

21:22I love those.

21:24Taggy O'Hara makes them.

21:26Yes, I asked for the recipe.

21:31What are you cooking us?

21:32I'm cooking Luigi's famous beef dobe.

21:35I had to almost sleep with him to get the recipe.

21:37But that's Tony's favourite.

21:39I can't wait to tell him.

21:40Can I do anything?

21:42Yes, will you tell the men to bloody well sit down?

21:44It's like herding cats, isn't it?

21:46There's your glass, Lizzie.

21:48Have you put it down again?

21:49Yeah.

21:53Sarah?

21:55Sorry, did I make you jump?

21:57I'm so sorry for bringing your nemesis.

22:00Mother's not well tonight.

22:01BT overheard me on the phone

22:03and insisted she come along with me instead.

22:05I couldn't stop her.

22:06Don't worry.

22:07I put her next to James.

22:08Oh, actually, you...

22:11...can take this in for me.

22:13I need no second bidding.

22:17Now, then, who needs to drop off?

22:20Oh, baby.

22:22Now, can I take these?

22:24Are these ready to go?

22:25Oh, I'm not really ready.

22:26Well, they look ready.

22:27Actually, yes, they're ready.

22:29Sorry.

22:30And just remind me again, what are these?

22:33It's trout mousse with a cucumber salad and Melba toast.

22:36And did it take me long to make it?

22:37Not really, because you're very good at cooking.

22:46Beef daub for eight,

22:47direct from Luigi at the White Elephant.

22:49Oh, my goodness.

22:50You're a lifesaver.

22:52Oh, look, it's the same dish.

22:53Do you mind?

22:58Does your father know you're cooking for the enemy?

23:00This is the strangest job I have.

23:03Look, it's there.

23:03Quick.

23:05Really?

23:09I knew Sarah wasn't cooking.

23:11Oh, my God.

23:11Please don't say anything.

23:12I've been such a trouble.

23:13I said I was going to the loo.

23:15Don't worry.

23:16Why don't you use the upstairs one?

23:17Well, I don't need the loo.

23:18That's okay.

23:19Okay.

23:23What are the herbs on top?

23:24Monica's asking.

23:25Oh, and dill.

23:26Dill?

23:27Paul wants horseradish.

23:29Oh, Sarah.

23:29No, no, not in there.

23:31Oh, gosh.

23:33What the hell are you doing here?

23:34I just popped round to see Taggy.

23:37Sarah?

23:38Wait.

23:42I have to speak to you.

23:43I'm hosting a dinner party, James.

23:45It can't wait.

23:46I'm sure it can.

23:47I am going crackers.

23:48Apparently, you are pregnant.

23:52Where did you hear that?

23:53Audrey told me at work.

23:54Is it true?

23:55Is it mine?

23:56No.

23:57I'm getting rid of it, all right?

23:58It's just...

23:59Please, don't say anything.

24:01Ah!

24:02Sarah, you're in the kitchen.

24:03I'm getting it.

24:04Oh, come on.

24:06I'm fine.

24:07Oh.

24:11Everything all right, darling?

24:12Yes.

24:12Why?

24:13I don't know.

24:14I've seen a bit...

24:14Well, so do you.

24:16This is terribly important.

24:18I know.

24:19Oh, my insides are not right at all.

24:21Oh, it's probably just nerves.

24:23Go upstairs and swing some of that pecto-bismol.

24:25It's all right.

24:27Oh.

24:28Oh.

24:31Someone was in the other Lou, so I went upstairs.

24:33Oh, no problem.

24:34Very good.

24:35Go and sit down.

24:37Have a drink.

24:38Another drink.

24:50Get back in there before Lizzie sees you're gone.

24:51God, Sarah, I can't tell you the relief.

24:54Ah.

24:58It's not mine, is it?

25:00No.

25:00Fuck off.

25:01Get me the horseradish.

25:02Middle shelf.

25:02All right.

25:03I don't know what the horseradish is.

25:05Let me.

25:05Oh, sorry.

25:07Oh, God.

25:10What does a girl have to do to get a proper drink around here?

25:14Murder a Scotch.

25:16Are we alone?

25:17Looks like it.

25:19Our plan is coming together deliciously.

25:22I genuinely think it might lose a particular unlovely person their particularly lovely job.

25:27Beautiful music to my ears.

25:29You just need to keep a certain person out of my way.

25:36Oh.

25:37Hello, you two.

25:38Talking shop again, are we?

25:40Well, you really are the most attentive host.

25:42Every time I turn around, there you are.

25:44Well, actually, I was just popping in for this cheeky little burgundy to go with the beef.

25:48What do you say, Tony?

25:49Shall we, uh, rip our knickers off?

25:50Oh, God.

25:51Absolutely.

25:51Excuse me.

25:52It mustn't be Monica.

25:54Oh, did I mention what a wonderful job you're doing on the election campaigns?

25:57Sarah has learned so much from you.

26:00Well, she had a great deal to learn.

26:02Indeed.

26:03Very good.

26:09Right.

26:10This is my very important dinner party.

26:13All right?

26:13So I have to go back in there because people are going to start asking where I am.

26:16Please, get the main course ready and try not to do anything more to fuck up my night.

26:21Fuck.

26:22Oh, Jesus.

26:23Okay.

26:25What can I do?

26:26Can you take this one with you?

26:28Oh.

26:31Hide the evidence.

26:32Of course.

26:32And this is definitely the salty one.

26:34Yes.

26:34Thank you so much for tonight.

26:37Wish I could pay you back.

26:39I mean, return the favour.

26:44Well, uh, actually...

26:46There is one thing you could help me with.

26:49Hey, yeah.

26:49One to have escaped from cold eggs.

26:52This is just you.

26:53I have to tell you he said anything to you.

26:55About what?

26:56The entire purpose of this evening.

26:58Getting my face on Corineum television.

27:01No.

27:01But he can't last you're still in here, can he?

27:04Oh, do me a favour.

27:05Crack open another bottle of red.

27:06Lizzie's really ploughing through it.

27:08Yeah, Roger.

27:08Well, here.

27:12All aboard.

27:21Oh, God.

27:21She took it.

27:22What do we do?

27:22Oh, God.

27:24You'll have to go in there.

27:25I can't go in there.

27:25Well, I really can't go in there.

27:27Roger.

27:27Oh.

27:28It's the wrong beef.

27:30What?

27:30You'll regret it if you argue, darling.

27:32Just run and get the beef.

27:34Oh, God.

27:35Yeah.

27:44What the hell is going on?

27:46Everyone in there thinks I'm Batty.

27:47Just say you forgot to garnish it.

27:49Sarah!

27:50Oh, God.

27:51Oh, my God.

27:52Sarah!

27:55Is everything all right, Tom?

27:59Sarah, what is the daughter of Tony Battingham's greatest enemy doing in our kitchen?

28:03Oh, please, God, don't tell me she cooked the dinner.

28:08It's no good.

28:10It's no good.

28:11I'm never going to be able to cook like Winifred.

28:13Darling, I just wanted your night to be perfect, so I got Taggy to come and help me.

28:17I've been in the pantry.

28:19Sarah's done most of it.

28:21You want to find out, Pauly?

28:23Come on, nobody's seen her.

28:25As long as there's absolutely no chance of Tony finding out.

28:28Absolutely none.

28:30Yeah.

28:32Come on, darling.

28:32Why don't you go back in there and top up everyone's wine?

28:36Could have been worse, you know?

28:37Could have been Rupert Campbell fuckface in this kitchen.

28:45I'm so sorry, but the Rural Ouija cooked this one.

28:48It's really good.

28:50Yes, so I hear.

28:54Good luck in there.

28:56Come on, don't.

28:57Out.

28:58Hey, what the hell are you playing here?

29:00What?

29:00It's going around the whole party.

29:02Apparently you've got a secret.

29:03If I hear so much as a whisper of anyone.

29:05I haven't told anyone.

29:06I can't help it if you have.

29:07Sarah!

29:08What?

29:09Get in.

29:10Get in.

29:12Darling.

29:13Huh?

29:14I can't seem to get Tony on his own.

29:16Now I'm chatting up B.T. Johnson,

29:18only I may have done too much in me to think that I'm up for a clinch in the cloak.

29:21Oh, no, I'm still looking into this.

29:23Oh, God.

29:24Hide me, hide me, hide me.

29:25No, no, no, no.

29:27There's a bunch around here.

29:28There's bugger all on the sideboard.

29:30In the wine pantry.

29:31Wine pantry?

29:32Aren't we posh?

29:38Don't hear you, Paul.

29:43So, listen, while I've got you,

29:45I wonder if you might see fit to get me on the Cotswold Roundup sofa this week,

29:49hmm?

29:49One final push before the election, you know?

29:52Win it for the blues.

29:55No, yes, no, no, no.

29:57I'm not sure what I'm going to do that.

29:59I'm sure we'll make that happen.

30:01Marvellous.

30:02Thank you so much.

30:04Um, after you.

30:09Ah!

30:10Oh!

30:12There you are.

30:13And you found Tony.

30:14Good.

30:15Good.

30:16Um, darling, do you think he wants a scotch?

30:18So, would you take that in for me?

30:19My joiner in one, actually.

30:22Tony.

30:26I'm seeing the Harley Street doctor next week, right?

30:28So, what's all this about secrets?

30:33I didn't cook this, right?

30:36It's not about the baby.

30:38Listen to me.

30:39You get yourself unpregnated as quickly as possible,

30:41or no more dinner parties.

30:43Huh?

30:43No more uncensored.

30:45You got it?

30:46You are off the show till you sort yourself out.

30:49You got it?

31:03No, you got it?

31:12No.

31:15Beef!

31:16Dome!

31:17Dome!

31:18Dome!

31:25Oh, I'm sorry about that, everybody.

31:29Oh, sweet dough.

31:31Oh, I do love a spoon.

31:39But Taggy O'Hara cooked the whole thing,

31:42and Sarah had her hiding in the kitchen all night.

31:45No, you're joking.

31:47Oh, there's Gerald.

31:48Don't forget to vote tomorrow.

31:50Rupert Campbell Black.

31:51Derry?

31:52Hello.

31:54Hello.

31:54Beautiful day, Forrest.

31:56Oh, Georgie girl, I want you a beauty.

32:01Does Tony know you're fraternising with the enemy, Monica?

32:04Oh, we've all known each other far too long for any of that silliness.

32:08You, me and Hermione were spiking the punch at the Junior Hunt Borg

32:11before any of us even knew what a television franchise was.

32:15Muffy, your godmother was quite the firecracker, you know.

32:18Oh.

32:19Derry, darling.

32:20Do you want some help?

32:21Mummy, will you take David back?

32:23Of course.

32:24Can I have fun?

32:25Cheerio.

32:26Come on, David.

32:26Yes, give me some of those.

32:27Lovely to see her so happy.

32:29Do you know, I really never thought she'd find anyone.

32:32Rupert Campbell Black?

32:33Yes.

32:34Quite something, isn't she your Muffy?

32:37She's a trooper.

32:39Must say there's something of a surprise, Polo.

32:42Yes, sorry.

32:44Um, you were away when it all happened.

32:46I mean, I didn't know you liked, um...

32:51Dogs and horses?

32:53Yes, exactly.

32:55Well, you know what it's like when you find you a person.

32:58Suddenly everything about you makes sense.

33:03So you have to screw the corners down really tight.

33:06No.

33:08No.

33:10Then you have to leave it for several weeks.

33:12Weeks?

33:12It teaches you patience, don't it?

33:14Done it with my brownies a few times.

33:16They love it.

33:17Do you go to brownies, Tab?

33:18You only go to brownies if you haven't got a pony.

33:23Oh, we can use them to decorate cards once they're pressed,

33:26like these ones I made.

33:27What's Taggy short for?

33:28Agatha.

33:29Isn't it awful?

33:30Tabitha's so much nicer.

33:32I don't like it if people call me Tabby at school.

33:34Sounds like a cat.

33:36Well, my parents call me Tag, which sounds a lot like Tab.

33:39If Mark has shouted Tab, we both go charging into the room

33:41and bump into each other in the doorway.

33:47If you come to Warwickshire, you can see Biscuit, my new pony.

33:49Oh, I'd love that.

33:51Tab!

33:52Here we are!

33:55Daddy, could Taggy come back to Warwickshire with us tonight

33:58and see Biscuit?

33:59See Biscuit?

34:00That's another horse entirely.

34:01Please, Daddy.

34:02She can come and get burgers with us on the way.

34:04Oh, I said I'd give Mrs. Irma left times.

34:06By a walk.

34:07It's not far.

34:08You go see the pony.

34:11Blanche?

34:15Yes!

34:16Yes!

34:17I can't wait for you to eat Biscuit!

34:19Come on!

34:20Okay, okay, okay.

34:21Come on, I'm coming, I'm coming.

34:21What Tabitha says goes.

34:24Last one to the car is a filthy rascal!

34:25Go, go, go, go, go!

34:377-11 ready for drinks, is it?

34:46Oh no!

34:47A little quick check on 12, okay?

34:49Yeah.

34:54everything good mr campbell black perfect i'll have another please i can and the pudding menu

35:00coming up you can have pudding if cameron's not here horrid cameron thinks for its salad is a

35:06pudding yuck oh cameron's not horrid you know when i first met her i did think she was a bit

35:10scary

35:11even daddy probably thought she was a bit scary i was terrified if cameron and dad got married

35:19she'd be our stepmother i'm not calling her mother you don't have to melise doesn't make you call him

35:25dad does he you're so lucky all these extra grown-ups you've got are you one of our grown-ups

35:31i could be your grown-up friend if you like

35:43delicious does it for basil let the wine or the girl

35:45you're good thank you and this is for you thank you

35:53it was it was

35:57didn't realize you'd lifted the ban on super villains closest place to karenian for an

36:02off-campus cabal don't worry i charge him double been discussing all the program ideas you pinched

36:08not binging and i think we have everything we need just spending time with the family same as you

36:14oh i'm not gonna congratulate you i had no idea you had three such beautiful children

36:21do you have a good evening won't you

36:41mr stratton welcome back to karenian good to see you thank you and can i just say i'll

36:47definitely be voting for you tomorrow that's very kind thank you dorian

36:52dear tree of course the uh weather forecast looks perfect for a stroll into town tomorrow but uh

36:58don't forget to vote on on the way to the ice cream van and can i just say from all

37:03of us here

37:03and of course we would say this to candidates from all the parties that we wish you the very best

37:08of

37:09luck winning conchester well of course i'm hoping to continue to serve the fine people of

37:13conchester but frankly i'm already the luckiest man alive and in fact sarah and i expect to be

37:19rather busy in the coming months oh well wonderful and because we're having a baby

37:31i'm sorry what

37:34we uh could be happier actually of course things have changed since i first became a father

37:40i gather men change nappies now oh well and uh how wonderful to hear it here first on cotswold

37:48roundup now after the break pie cottage shepherds or just humble christ oh how the bloody hell did he

37:58find out i didn't tell him i swear so we don't know who it was we don't know what else

38:02they know

38:06oh my god i'm gonna have to go through with it now

38:15people love babies every day you'll work it out

38:19go home and celebrate with your husband

38:27it's uncensored tonight please let me do the show please let me be brilliant and make it up to

38:32you you're in no state bt will do without your plan we're not changing the show now i told you

38:38you're

38:39off the show do you sort your little problem out to my eyes the problem has if anything suddenly got

38:44rather bigger isn't it go on

38:58we're going to do it tonight just as planned oh yes all guns blazing

39:05chin chin

39:13how did you find out i saw winifred pregnant a number of times remember i know the signs so

39:21were you planning on telling me at any point over the next six months or are you just gonna

39:25pop out shopping monday and come here with the baby how could you expose me like that live television

39:33announcing it like it was part of your election campaign i announced it because i think you might

39:39be under some pressure to get rid of it i don't want you to

39:48i heard tony talking to you about determination

39:54don't i get a say

40:00it's my child too

40:08so selfish i'm selfish

40:09hmm but you were the one considering getting rid of it for the sake of your career at least my

40:14career's going well do you know a lot of women would be glad to have a baby with a father

40:18who's

40:18already been through it oh yeah i'm sure you were really invaluable did you trap winifred hmm

40:24like you've trapped me unlike you she wasn't constantly on the lookout for an escape oh i bet she's

40:30glad she got one in the end if you've disgusted her even half as much as you disgust me god

40:36do you know i'm done i'm done

40:41i hope you lose your seat to the monster raving loonies

40:52mama hey sweetheart hey tab did you have a good time

40:57yes we really did hi hi mommy this is peggy yes we we've met before she's a babysitter and she

41:03is

41:04brilliant i'm taking her to meet biscuit come on oh mark is he coming

41:10baby babysitter she's declan o'hara's daughter there was a woman here this morning with a film crew

41:18carinium you speak to them no of course not i told her to get the hell off of my driveway

41:23you should know there's some people sniffing around it's the election probably

41:29how was venice oh cultural heaven you want to see the photos no thank you

41:42oh he's lovely isn't he he'll say hello for a polo look do you want a polo biscuit

42:04oh your children are very beautiful not surprising i suppose with such a beautiful mother

42:10is that agony when you see her now oh agony she brought the fucking tits off

42:14i can't think i've stayed married to her for seven years how malice puts up with it i don't know

42:18well he's much older isn't he yeah when he talks about the war he means the crimean

42:25well how did you meet him he was my chef to keep oh a chef like me no um

42:32why chef as in box french uh he ran the british show topic team oh i suppose he was my

42:38mentor my mr

42:40me aggie it's been hard to lose him to her the only thing that really

42:49irks me is that malice succeeded where i failed

42:56i can't honestly say that i've ever made any woman happy

43:09i'll babysit any time you like i mean i don't want to tread on cameron's toes oh god i wish

43:14cameron

43:14could handle the kids as well as you do

43:18you're gonna make an incredible mother one day

43:33you're lovely with them seeing a different side of you today

43:57it's been a lovely day one of those days you don't want the sun to go down

44:05you know by the time helen left me i could hardly better look at her

44:10nothing she had done

44:12just because of the hurt i could see in her eyes

44:24i must never do it again

44:31i mean it tag i mustn't i won't break you too

44:46i did it i left him i left paul oh jesus um i should go thanks for today i'll call

44:57i'm sorry

44:58i'm sorry i didn't know where else to go i i don't really have any friends

45:14i love a cheese sandwich thanks shelly

45:20is that chutney no it's jam

45:31no you the pbc called me at the hotel in ireland they've greenlit yates that that's amazing oh thank

45:39christ oh so now i can cut the tags off my ventura t-shirt you can

45:47but oh my god they want it delivered in three months we got an early flight back because there's

45:52so much to do let's get to work

45:57why was taggy o'hara here babysitting i was worried when i found you with her in my pantry

46:02she's far too young what does age even mean it's just a number yeah it's just a number now imagine

46:11what it'd be like in a few years it'd be like me and paul oh god sarah

46:17why are you here uncensored's going out tonight without me

46:22bt's presenting it solo and i think she's going to stitch me up

46:27i think she knows something about me

46:32and now everything's going to be ruined

46:35she's going to crucify me live on national television

46:38no i think that's enough get off

46:45it's

46:46it's

46:53it's

47:16I'm preparing to go live.

47:20Five.

47:21Four.

47:23Three.

47:25Two.

47:26One.

47:27And QBT.

47:30Good evening, and welcome to Uncensored, the naughtiest show on the network.

47:35The beady-eyed among you might have noticed I'm by myself this evening.

47:39Sarah's getting some rest.

47:40Due to the pregnancy announced this afternoon on Carinium, on tonight's very special edition,

47:45we uncover the scandal behind the polished facade of a national treasure.

47:48Here we go.

47:50Whatever she says about you, we'll work it out.

47:52Okay?

47:54Minister for Sport, Rupert Campbell Black.

48:00You might want to fasten your seatbelts for this.

48:03It's going to be quite a ride.

48:04Not all of you.

48:07I'm not going to be quite a ride.

48:21I'm going to be quite a ride.

48:27I'm not going to be quite a ride.

48:30But, you know how you are going to be quite a ride.

48:34The Bill of Clash Kids

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