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00:03Tonight we peek behind the curtains and pull back the bedsheets to reveal the truth about Rupert Campbell Black.

00:10On the night before he asks voters to elect him Member of Parliament for Chalford and Bisley,

00:15we ask how a man like this gains a free pass to the highest offices in the land.

00:20Rupert Campbell Black, showjumper and showman, charlatan and conman,

00:25catapulted into a safe seat, he now enjoys an unusually close relationship with the man.

00:30Well, this is news.

00:34Tony said we were doing Joan Collins this week.

00:57Oh, Christ.

01:00So, Melanie Hamilton, you know she used to get me to spank her, call the hairbrush, daddy.

01:06God, Peter.

01:07Earlier, I interviewed a woman who was a participant at a group sex session in a Soho art studio in

01:14the mid-60s.

01:15Roll the tape.

01:16Can you tell me who was present on that particular occasion?

01:20A number of rock stars.

01:21At least one of them was in the Stones.

01:24A couple of footballers.

01:25The American actor, Johnny...

01:27Johnny Friedlander?

01:28Yes.

01:29And Rupert Campbell Black.

01:31You don't forget that silky voice.

01:33And did Mr. Campbell Black engage in the group sex enthusiastically?

01:38No one was disappointed, put it that way.

01:41And I have to ask, in this age of AIDS, was anyone there using protection?

01:47Protection.

01:48We were all high as kites.

01:50I've always said Fred, Fred.

01:52Now he's going to give us all AIDS.

01:54And this...

01:55...sexual deviance was cited in their divorce proceedings by his ex-wife, Helen.

02:00I'm not talking about him, okay?

02:01Please get off my driveway.

02:02Can I ask...

02:02Get off my driveway!

02:04Mrs. Gordon!

02:05Oh my...

02:06Mrs. Gordon!

02:08I think that's no comment.

02:10Helen Gordon, previously Helen Campbell Black,

02:12was involved in a foursome with Campbell Black and his show-jumping teammates

02:16while on holiday in Kenya.

02:18What's a foursome?

02:18What are you doing out of bed?

02:20Plus, we can now...

02:22It is another word for a quartet.

02:26At the same time as seducing Carinium's former controller of programs, Cameron Cook,

02:32Mr. Campbell Black hunted closer to home,

02:34beginning a relationship with Declan O'Hara's daughter, Agatha,

02:37a girl 17 years, his junior.

02:39For fuck's sake.

02:40Picking the question, what sort of a man preys upon the young daughter of his colleague and friend?

02:46So, what does the Prime Minister think of the politician once referred to as her blue-eyed boy?

02:52Unfortunately, no one from Mrs. Thatcher's office was available to comment.

02:56But Campbell Black doesn't seem to return her regard in this recording from 1985.

03:01Well, Kate.

03:02You know why they call her Milk Snatcher?

03:04It's not taking dairy products from kids.

03:06It's because she's got a milky sn...

03:10With the polls opening in ten hours,

03:12we ask, how can a pervert and sexual deviant like Rupert Campbell Black

03:17be allowed to represent the fine people of Great Britain?

03:23Fuuuck!

03:26Fuuuck!

03:32Fuuuck!

03:34Oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

04:34Don't play around until you will find that there comes a time for making your mind up.

04:41You've got to turn it on and then you've got to put it out.

04:46You've got to be sure that it's something everybody's going to do.

04:50Don't worry, don't worry.

04:51Don't worry, don't worry.

04:52Don't worry.

04:53Don't worry.

04:54Don't worry.

05:04Don't worry.

05:17Don't worry.

05:21Don't worry.

05:24Don't worry.

05:35Don't worry.

05:42Don't worry.

05:51Don't worry.

06:16Don't worry.

06:19Don't worry.

06:35Don't worry.

06:42Don't worry.

06:44Don't worry.

06:45Don't worry.

06:46Don't worry.

06:47What?

06:48What?

06:49What do you mean?

07:05What do you mean?

07:14Bey?

07:15Ah!

07:17Ah!

07:19Shout Out!

07:36Is this huge journalism now Daddy?

07:39Destroying people's private lives, I mean the things she said about him.

07:42B.C. is not the brilliant journalist she thinks she is.

07:46God, I hate that he got you caught up in all this.

07:51What's it mean for Ventra?

07:54Don't know, love.

07:57Don't know.

08:00I'm disappointed, Tony.

08:02You do things like this in my name as well as yours.

08:05We're a partnership, a unit, and we're strong.

08:08And we agreed that you wouldn't deal in dirty tricks any longer.

08:12I know you and Rupert have your differences, but his poor wife and children.

08:16Who's that?

08:18That's your present.

08:28Oh, Tony.

08:31Happy anniversary, Tony.

08:32Oh, but it's not until Tuesday.

08:34I got in early.

08:36I thought you couldn't stand peacocks.

08:38You always say they look like rats in ballgowns.

08:41The Falkenry has been without peacocks since you were a deb.

08:44It's taken me far too long to set it right.

08:46Mummy would be thrilled.

08:48No.

08:50I'll need to be careful not to speed up the drive later night.

08:53I haven't got you anything yet.

08:56Why don't you come to a doll's house with me this evening?

08:59I'll shout you an ice cream in the interval.

09:01You want me to enjoy an evening of Ibsen on the day of the general election?

09:04Well, there's no point sitting on the sofa waiting for the polls to close.

09:07We'll spend the evening together.

09:10It'll be good.

09:13Well, you know how I love the theatre.

09:24Vroom, vroom.

09:27It's beautiful, that.

09:29Helen!

09:30Helen, open the door!

09:33You can't stop me seeing my children, Helen!

09:37Helen, I swear to God, I'll break this down!

09:40Stand down!

09:42You mind removing your bloody finger from my doorbell?

09:47Please.

09:49Helen's at school, with Tabitha.

09:51I don't suppose you're aware of anything as parochial as the date of your daughter's sports day.

09:56You're not running in the father's race?

09:58I don't qualify.

10:03You haven't been to bed, have you?

10:05You know what?

10:06I'm not taking a lecture from you today, Melise.

10:08Fuck you!

10:08Fuck Helen!

10:09I need to see my children.

10:11I'm their father!

10:12Have you forgotten what that's like?

10:28Don't you dare talk to me about being a father.

10:33You need to sober up.

10:39How come you didn't know what he was planning?

10:40I can't manage Mother by myself anymore.

10:43I've been off work moving her into a home.

10:46Tony has been so kind.

10:48He told me to take off all the time that I needed,

10:50even when we had an episode of Uncensored to prep.

10:53Kind or strategic?

10:55I thought he was being supportive, subterfuge, as extremely stressful, you know.

10:58We need to get you back to work.

11:00Find out what Tony's doing next.

11:01But he's got what he wants.

11:03Rupert's on his knees.

11:04That'll never be enough for Tony.

11:07You'd be coming for the rest of us.

11:11Do you think so?

11:12What do you mean?

11:16Fiendish of you to have a technical run of the bed the whole time.

11:18Oh, it's amazing what men will spill after they've spilled.

11:23What can I say?

11:24You truly are guardian of the nation's morals.

11:28Oh, we aim to please.

11:29You're about as keen to please as a nuclear warhead.

11:32As you say, Tony, I'm a public servant.

11:35You're a public toilet.

11:37I don't think he was a bit cruel.

11:39You don't know what he did to me.

11:41Proportionate response, Joyce.

11:43Good night's work, everyone.

11:44On we go.

11:49Are you hungry?

11:52A big kill like this always makes me voracious.

11:55I could murder a martini and a bloody steak.

11:59I know.

12:00A little hotel.

12:03Very discreet.

12:05We'd be back in plenty of time for the election special.

12:10What an enticing of her.

12:12Hmm.

12:12I'm afraid I'm going to the theatre with my wife tonight.

12:24That bump to the head really did change you, Tony.

12:30Elegantly handled.

12:31It's like prising off a scorpion before it stings you.

12:37All right, quiet down, everyone.

12:41I'm sorry that our first Venture Board meeting is being convened at a moment of crisis.

12:46Let's make this an orderly discussion.

12:48I know how these things can get emotional.

12:51So, Declan?

12:52Thank you, Freddie.

12:55So, bad news first.

12:57The BBC have dropped our Yates documentary.

13:00Oh, what?

13:01They can't be tainted by association.

13:04Also, I've had word from Charles that Lady Gosling would like to speak to me about the franchise bit.

13:09Is anyone else going to say it?

13:11Rupert should resign from the board.

13:14No.

13:15Now, hold on a minute.

13:16The IBA is run by a woman.

13:17And as a woman, I have to say that some of the comments we heard on the television last night

13:21were very hard to stomach.

13:23They were private comments.

13:25He didn't know Beattie had a tape recorder under the bed.

13:26She liked him talking about other women he'd been with.

13:29It was her thing.

13:30If this were anybody else, wouldn't we be demanding that they resign?

13:34As a group, what values do we stand for?

13:42All right, come on.

13:43Easy there.

13:44Easy.

13:46So, we'll go in the order they're called.

13:48James, James.

13:49Hmm?

13:49Probably Cockchester first, then Ruttminster.

13:51Ruttminster, Gloucester, Chalford and Bisley.

13:54Big swing for the Tories.

13:55We have Beattie Johnson presenting the show.

13:57Watch your feet there.

13:58And James Verica, of course, back on his trusty swing-o-meter.

14:02Everyone, this is Mrs Mingus Scott, who's joining Lady Gosling on the board of the IBA.

14:07After a ten-year stint, chairing the Women's Institute.

14:11So, I'm used to making big decisions.

14:14All set for tonight, gang.

14:15Hopefully I won't have to do too much swinging this evening, Lady Gosling.

14:19And, um, Reverend Penny.

14:20Congratulations on your Campbell Black expose, Miss Johnson.

14:24I will end the haughtiness of the arrogant and lay low the pride of the ruthless.

14:29Let he that is without sin cast the first stone.

14:33Well, thank goodness that, uh, Campbell Black chose that little venturer set up over the

14:37Carinium Board.

14:38I'm sure the IBA will align with the public to take a stern view on his behaviour.

14:41I shall be speaking to Mr O'Hara in due course.

14:44One thing I'm curious about, Lord Battingham.

14:46Yes?

14:47As a prominent supporter of the government, isn't it rather an own goal to demolish Campbell

14:51Black's reputation the night before the country goes to the polls?

14:55Well, Sally, as someone who cares deeply about the reputation of our political system,

14:59I would say it's paramount we make it clear to the country that we see no place for behaviour

15:05like Campbell Black's in the modern government, which is, of course, bigger than any individual

15:10member. Can't help thinking Mrs Thatcher would agree.

15:14Rupert always had a rapier wit. Milk snatcher. I spat out my sherry.

15:26Archie's been writing to me at school.

15:28Archie Bunningham?

15:29Caitlin?

15:29He sent me a mixtape. It's mostly metal, but he also put Caravan of Love on it, so either

15:33he loves me or he wants to have sex in a caravan.

15:36It's not just Rupert's reputation. If he's losing us work, it's a matter of

15:40There's a problem. I'm here to make telly. The Yates programme is your baby.

15:43We sell it somewhere else, Mike.

15:45Will anyone else take it now?

15:46I've had the Archbishop of Canterbury on the phone. This is a very difficult position

15:51for those of us on the board as moral advisers.

15:55Aye, so I'll just rubbish anyway.

15:57Well, it's actually all true, Wes. I was at that party with Johnny Friedlander, and believe

16:00me, Rupert's never been monogamous in his life.

16:04I mean, until now.

16:06So even the tree woman had one sting?

16:08Well, it sounds jolly-tolly.

16:10Look at you. You're all as bad as each other, snickering schoolboys.

16:14OK, I think it should take more than a corinium smear campaign to pull us apart.

16:19Freddie, you're very quiet.

16:22We'll struggle to do it without Rupert. It's not just the profile.

16:26Well, we need his financial stake.

16:30But?

16:30But a good public reputation is crucial for a company, and Rupert's flushed ours down the

16:37Kaze.

16:39I spoke to my father.

16:41What did he say?

16:44Tashi?

16:45Nandate?

16:48Rupert's investment is covered.

16:51But?

16:52But Rupert will be able to take away from Rupert.

17:00So, Tashi's dad will cover Rupert's stake.

17:03But he needs to know that he's not part of the company anymore.

17:08Phone, Daddy.

17:10Not now, sweetheart.

17:11It is for me.

17:12She says it's urgent.

17:14Go.

17:15Just press pause, OK?

17:21I got a tag.

17:22Hello, love.

17:24Natalie Pro has got food poisoning.

17:26She can't go on tonight.

17:27I'm odd, darling.

17:28I really can't.

17:29I'm going on for her.

17:31To play.

17:33Nora.

17:34Can you come?

17:35If you got in the car now, you'd make curtain up.

17:38Have you seen the newspapers?

17:41It's Rupert.

17:42He's always in some scrape or other.

17:44I need you.

17:46Please?

17:47Don't worry, love.

17:48You'll be wonderful.

17:49My guys are tearing each other to bits here.

17:51If I leave now, the company could crumble.

17:53What?

17:53You're not coming.

17:54It's Venture, love.

18:00But it's not dishonest, is it?

18:02Rupert is just Rupert.

18:04Always has been.

18:04Take it or leave it.

18:05I mean, I personally think people find it refreshing.

18:07The Archbishop doesn't.

18:09Doesn't he have anything better to do?

18:10I mean, how narrow-minded and prurient do you have to be to think this is a problem?

18:14How thoughtless and ignorant do you have to be to think it isn't?

18:17I thought you were a bohemian.

18:18Who here doesn't have a part?

18:19Not one that B.T. Johnson would be interested in.

18:21Well, I don't imagine if she gets down to Glyndebourne, man.

18:23I'm sorry.

18:24It's him or me.

18:25Hey, whatever happened to loyalty?

18:26Cameron.

18:27Us against the world?

18:29Are we going to take this?

18:30Let's face it, a direct attack from Tony Battingham, are we going to take it lying down?

18:34I'm all for love and forgiveness, but I simply don't see how our franchise bid can survive this.

18:39What about we just take a vote?

18:40Democracy in action.

18:42Fuck democracy!

18:48You know what I mean.

18:50You can abstain, Cameron.

18:53You better go while we vote.

18:56Mike, Patrick, you're not on the board, so you should step out as well.

19:01This isn't the venturer I signed up for.

19:09Rupert would swim through shark-infested water for any one of you if this were the other way around.

19:14Whatever you decide, please, God, have the grace to wait until after the election before you tell him he's been

19:19subjected to another vote.

19:28You okay?

19:29This is such a fucking mess.

19:32Why do you defend him?

19:33Because I love him.

19:36Because he fought for me.

19:38Now is my time to fight for him.

19:44Okay.

19:47How do we do this?

19:50How do we do this?

20:06Coffee?

20:09No, thank you.

20:10It's not a question.

20:12Sit.

20:15The Times, the Telegraph, today, the Mail, the Mirror, the Scorpion.

20:20You're on the front page of all of them.

20:23Photographers have already set up camp outside waiting for you to leave.

20:26Oh, bad to see you've dressed up for my dressing down.

20:29For God's sake, Rupert, grow up.

20:35We're all tired of the wanton schoolboy playing everything for a laugh.

20:41Might have been endearing in a young buck, but in a man nearing 40, I'm afraid it's long ago passed

20:48over into...

20:51Pathetic.

20:51Right.

20:54Needless to say, Helen's furious.

20:57Needless to say.

20:58Oh, she knew you'd been unfaithful to her during the marriage, but she had no idea of the scale of

21:04her humiliation.

21:04Thank God you saved her from me.

21:08We both know I didn't take Helen from you.

21:12You'd broken her a long time before I put her back together.

21:17And I'm damned if I'll let you break her again.

21:20Oh, come on, Melise.

21:22Who doesn't have their sexual peccadillas?

21:25I know Helen's tastes are pretty vanilla, but I'm sure you've used your riding crop on her a couple of

21:28times.

21:29Your daughter was in tears this morning.

21:32Because she's afraid that you're going to die of AIDS.

21:39You've lost your wife.

21:40And you're about to lose your children.

21:43Because you can't keep your bloody cock inside your trousers.

21:47Of course, the irony in all that is that I have stopped.

21:55Everything she exposed in that broadcast was years ago.

21:59Oh, really?

21:59Sarah Stratton, Natalie Perrault.

22:03Months ago, and they're the last.

22:11I'm not excusing what's happened, but...

22:16Beauty let me confide in her at a time when I needed to.

22:20And I had no idea she was recording every word of it to use against me later.

22:25Of course, I told her hundreds of good things about Helen, but...

22:28They didn't broadcast any of that, but...

22:31Don't worry.

22:33I'll get what I deserve.

22:36I'm going to lose my seat tonight.

22:38Yes, most likely.

22:40But you've been dropped from the national team before and bounced back.

22:44You learned then, didn't you?

22:46Pulled yourself together.

22:48And Timmy died.

22:54I swore if I couldn't look after him, I'd take good care of the young riders on the team.

22:59Keep you close.

23:01Stop you repeating your mistakes again and again.

23:06But, of course, it was hopeless.

23:08I used to blame myself.

23:11But the rot in you had set in long before I came on the scene.

23:15Your father gave you the worst possible example.

23:19You can do better for your children.

23:21They love you, the poor little buggers.

23:27For me?

23:29Hmm.

23:30Put these on.

23:31And go and cast your vote with dignity.

23:56I hope I can count on your vote, Willis.

24:01I shall be voting for the Liberals.

24:13Oh, Natalie's not on tonight.

24:15Tonight, the Aurora will be played by Mordo Haro.

24:18Oh, God, it gets worse.

24:19Let's just go for dinner.

24:20Oh, no, no.

24:21Let's go for a chance.

24:22Now we're here.

24:23We'd only be at home waiting for the results.

24:25Oh, darling.

24:30Later tonight, we'll be bringing you all the live updates from the central southwest region.

24:35Plus, in-depth analysis of the results as they come in.

24:38Served with a generous helping of Carilion Charm.

24:41Oh.

24:42Look, there's Natalie.

24:43But first, let's go over to the ITN newsroom.

24:46Good evening.

24:47The campaigns are over.

24:49The polls are open.

24:51We ask to go until 30.

24:58I know I shouldn't be here.

24:59I just wanted to talk to you.

25:01It's been a terrible day.

25:05I thought if James was on the telly, he couldn't be here.

25:08So...

25:08Oh.

25:10I'm cooking supper for the children.

25:13Of course.

25:14I'm sorry.

25:15Is that a potato waffle?

25:17Mm-hmm.

25:17Because, um...

25:20I haven't eaten all day.

25:23We've been arguing about Rupert.

25:25Oh.

25:25Declan's head has put it to a vote.

25:27Oh.

25:28What did you do?

25:30I voted for Rupert to stay.

25:31Oh, good.

25:32Of course he's behaved awfully, but I've always felt it's our job as his friends to stay loyal,

25:37to steer him onto the path.

25:40We've all done things.

25:44I knew he was going to say something wise like that.

25:48Val's worried he's going to invite us in for a threesome, so she's ripped out all the Pampers grass, just

25:52in case.

25:54But Rupert's staying.

25:56Well.

25:57Declan's got the casting vote.

25:58I left him to it.

25:59It didn't feel right.

26:00Mummy!

26:04I'm going to go on.

26:10Where do you stand on fish fingers?

26:14I can't get enough of them.

26:23OK, come on upstairs now for teeth brushing, please.

26:28You better listen to your mum or all your teeth will fall out.

26:32Oh, no.

26:33I've got no teeth.

26:36Where's your teeth going?

26:38I'm finally, Mr Jones.

26:40Thank you, Mr Verica.

26:41I'm Sebastian.

26:43Well, I'm Freddie.

26:43Freddie!

26:44OK, upstairs now.

26:47Oh.

26:50Why are all posh people called Sebastian?

26:52We're not posh people.

26:54You're posher than me.

26:56Oh.

26:57Oh, dear.

26:58Are you all right?

27:00Yeah.

27:01Have you got a wheelchair?

27:03Well, James treats me like a wheelchair, something you can fall back on in old age.

27:12Why did you marry him?

27:18Because he asked me.

27:25Why did you marry Valerie?

27:29I loved her.

27:36I loved her.

27:40Well, he said, he had never had an accident.

27:45Oh, dear.

27:48Why?

27:49Come on.

28:00Oh, my God.

28:36Good night, Freddie.

28:39Good night, Lizzie.

29:02Ta-da!

29:05Blimey.

29:06Look at you.

29:07Oh, doesn't he look fantastic?

29:10We spent the whole day at the school outfitters.

29:13Proper gentleman.

29:15He looks like a penguin.

29:16Sharon, stop it!

29:21Look what we've done, eh?

29:25Our boy.

29:27I'm proud of you.

29:30We've got everything on the list.

29:32Cricket kit, football kit, swimming kit, tennis kit, rugby kit, fencing kit, all the kits.

29:39I'm proud of you and all.

29:41There won't be many Joneses boys on that rugby team all this, son, eh?

29:45Now, Eaton rule says we can't see you for the first month.

29:48So you're gonna have to be brave, Wayne, okay?

29:50No crying like a ninny.

29:52Now, most of them other boys, they've been away from home since they were babies.

29:56Sharon, come on.

29:57Stop being so lazy and help me get the rest of the bags out of the car, you lump.

30:01Honestly.

30:10Don't worry, I'm gonna cope.

30:12Not seeing that cheeky little mug for that long.

30:15You sure you want this?

30:17It makes Mum happy.

30:20Can I take this off now?

30:22Yes, sir.

30:23Go on.

30:33Wasn't she wonderful?

30:36A revelation.

30:38I think you may have found your Titania.

30:42Mord, I couldn't cast Mord O'Hara.

30:44Declan would howl.

30:45Let's go round and see her, shall we?

30:55Congratulations, woman of the hour.

30:57Woman of the half hour call.

31:00I mean, this is unexpected and nice.

31:05After thinking I didn't have anyone in tonight.

31:07Yes, I'm sorry none of your family were there.

31:09I'm not.

31:10Tony, isn't he awful?

31:12I'm not complaining.

31:13This is extremely nice wine.

31:16We usually end up at a sticky table at the Cochin Horses.

31:19Well, not for long.

31:21Tony, tell her.

31:22Ah, yes.

31:24Monica's had an idea.

31:25Oh.

31:25And I think it's a rather good one.

31:27I would like to offer you a role

31:30in Carinium's production of A Midsummer Night's Dream.

31:33The leading lady, Titania, Queen of the Fairies.

31:37I think Ward knows her Shakespeare, darling.

31:40That's our flagship project.

31:42Film that Carinium with a live audience.

31:44Broadcast on the network.

31:45With a subsequent video release for schools all over the country.

31:49It's going to have quite a reach.

31:51Oh.

31:52God.

31:54I mean, thank you.

31:57I mean, obviously I'll have to speak with my...

32:00Your husband, yes, of course.

32:02I was going to say my agent.

32:05Oh, Ibsen would be pride.

32:07Ha, ha, ha.

32:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.

32:29Ready to go live, studio?

32:32Countdown to hand over to ITN in five, four, three...

32:41Good evening.

32:42And welcome to the Cotswold Roundup election special.

32:46Let's go over to our outside broadcast unit in Cochester now.

32:51Where I am being told, yes, Paul Stratton has retained his seat for the Conservatives.

32:56I'd like to give thanks to all my supporters, my constituency staff, and to my wonderful Secretary, Samantha.

33:05And of course, I would like to thank my daughters, Penelope and Cressida.

33:10To my father, Desmond Stratton, QC, for his sage advice during this election.

33:16And finally, to my schnauzer, Sultan, for being there.

33:21Good boy, Sultan.

33:23Paul Stratton holds Cochester for the Conservatives.

33:26All eyes now turn to Chalford and Brisbane, where Rupert Campbell Blackspeed hangs in the balance after last night's shocking

33:31expose.

33:32Over to James and his swingometer.

33:34Paul Stratton retaining his majority by more than 15,000.

33:38A decisive win there.

33:40Oh, no, no, go that way. No, no, no, no, no.

33:43Uh, I'll just hold it.

33:46Don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.

33:48Beat it.

33:51Head up, okay?

33:52Act like nothing's wrong and people will believe it.

33:55Whatever happens, I just want to say it has been an honour to serve with you and...

34:00All right, Gerald, I'm not going up the top.

34:03Ready?

34:06Ready.

34:10Oh...

34:38Oh...

34:38Ah...

34:39and cut to outside broadcast as returning officer for the Chalford and Bisley constituency I hereby

34:48declare that the total number of votes for each candidate was as follows Michael Seaborne Labour

34:54Party candidate 5342 David Edwards known as bar bar woolly Ramsbottom Cotswold loony party 283

35:09Margaret Baldwin liberal party 24,292 Rupert Campbell Black conservative party 36,272

35:31I do hereby declare that Rupert Campbell Black is duly elected member of parliament for Chalford and Bisley

35:41for the conservative party

35:59thank you thank you all I will do my absolute utmost to deserve your confidence

36:05onward

36:08Rupert Campbell Black re-elected as member of parliament for Chalford and Bisley

36:12this is his girlfriend television executive Cameron Cook

36:17if you're just joining us 88 results have been declared so far

36:21in your last few moments the Swiss minister for sport Rupert Campbell Black

36:25has surprised everyone by retaining

36:27Chalford and Bisley

36:45they just denounced

36:47he won didn't he how does he do it he's still their Olympic hero not to those who really

36:57know him he's even got you on side look he still needs a father figure sometimes or

37:03maybe you still need a son I'm sorry I'm sorry I sometimes think that you see Rupert through

37:13rose-tinted glasses because you miss Timmy and it pains me because I'm pretty sure that Rupert

37:19is no kind of substitute Rupert is a danger to everyone around him when he's a loose cannon

37:23it's a good thing that he kept his seat if Rupert were a woman he would be tarred and feathered

37:31and dragged by his hair through the streets oh for god's sake he gets a seat of parliament

37:35all I get is to suffer by association to look and feel stupid that I was ever married to him

37:40that I ever had his children no matter what I do I will always be the Olympic hero's embarrassed

37:45first wife

38:00what happened to you in Kenya

38:06what you never told me about Kenya what happened to you there no no I didn't

38:16I didn't want to because I knew you'd think differently of me oh and so you do

38:23I think you should sleep in the spare room tonight

38:29which one

38:37hold a chicken in the air stick a deck chair up your nuts buy a jumbo jet and then bury

38:46all your clothes

38:47and then let me bring

38:49let it scratch your wrist and teeth

38:51form a spring portent

38:53and pretend your name is King

38:59skin yourself alone

39:02learn to speak around the home

39:04climbing silent door

39:06happy rangerissimo

39:08Peter and I'm gone

39:10what the song is this?

39:12it's the chicken song

39:14what?

39:15um

39:16spinning image it's a parody

39:18of what?

39:19a parody

39:22okay come on let's go home

39:23what? I just won the general bloody election

39:27actually Mrs. Thatcher just won the general bloody election

39:31honey I need to talk to you about Venture

39:34no no no we're celebrating Venture won the election

39:41I'm going to bed

39:44fine fine fine

39:45I'll I'll come with you

39:47no no no celebrate

39:50it's your party

39:52it's your party

39:53the song is love and crazy

39:54it's true in all the 18

39:56but true to love today

40:00hold on

40:01chicky in the air

40:03you can deck chair up your nuts

40:05buy a jumbo jet

40:07and then bury on your part

40:13take that dimblebee

40:15as always the great british public voted for mummy

40:18how about we go somewhere and celebrate

40:20you and me

40:21why not

40:22I'll check under the bed for tape recorders

40:27okay then

40:28really?

40:29no

40:32I thought you were wonderful James

40:36ah

40:38hey team

40:39who's up for partying?

40:41I could have a quake met bridge

40:44Daisy

40:45going somewhere nice?

40:46knocking with the ob crew at the cotchester arms

40:48cider with the camera boys

40:50I've got er

40:52bolly in my dressing room

40:53no thank you

40:54come on Daisy

40:55why the sad face?

40:56used to be much more up for partying

40:58fuck off

41:00little Daisy just told me to F off

41:08Deirdre?

41:09yes James

41:10call me a cab home

41:11there's a love

41:27what's where he put?

41:28i left him at the party sticking a deck chair up his nose

41:34what's wrong now?

41:35oh what is it?

41:39do you want to be married to him or not?

41:41if you do stop being a whiny little bitch and go back to your house

41:46you can't talk to me like that

41:47i just did

42:02the buzz darling of revealing to the nation the results of their little pencil marks

42:06oh you're brilliant

42:09beaty bloody bumfuck bloody johnson getting all the glory

42:14maybe next year i can ask for a bigger pendulum

42:16yes

42:18oh

42:19speaking of pendulums

42:23looks like my election erection's coming out to play again

42:27yes it is

42:31hmm?

42:34oh

42:35oh

42:36I've brushed my teeth

42:39fine

42:39we'll just have sex

42:40okay

42:45come on

42:47do you know people really do underestimate me

42:50oh

42:50i'd be shocked if after tonight venturer don't try to poach me

42:53or better yet

42:54persuade me to be a mole

42:55mm-hmm

42:56and be a fantastic double agent

42:57mm-hmm

42:58open a little wider lizzie

42:59i can't get it in

43:00ah

43:02james the mole verica

43:03there

43:04ah

43:05that's the job lizzie good girl

43:07open up the bar

43:07ah

43:08oh

43:10i am a mole and i live in a hole

43:13i am a mole and i live in a hole

43:16do do do do do

43:17i am a mole and i live in a

43:19oh

43:22oh

43:24oh

43:25oh

43:26oh

43:29oh

43:30oh

43:34I am a kite, and you are my bollard.

43:47Oh, darling, you're home.

44:01Congratulations, you won.

44:03I made you breakfast.

44:04You must be exhausted after all that celebrating.

44:10I'm so sorry about that stupid fight that we had.

44:15It was just my hormones.

44:17It wasn't your fault at all.

44:19But the baby?

44:20Your baby.

44:22I've been so mean to you, Paulie.

44:25I just want us to be a proper little family.

44:27I'm so happy.

44:36You know, some women

44:42find that the second trimester

44:44is the horniest three months of their life.

44:49I'm so happy.

45:06Gerald!

45:07I was in bed.

45:10I've come to join you.

45:23I can't believe Rupert actually did it.

45:26He's Superman.

45:27Should I be jealous?

45:28I'd do anything for Rupert, but it's you I'm really in love with.

45:32You and Mrs Thatcher.

45:33Oh, I think my erection just died.

45:36No, no, really.

45:37Just stop talking about Mrs Thatcher.

45:40Sorry, sorry.

45:42You know I want to be an MP, Charles.

45:45And that's why you're getting married to a woman that you don't love.

45:47And throwing away all your principles to work for a party

45:50that's taking away gay men's rights to even be considered human beings.

45:55I'm going to change things from the inside.

46:15You know, Gerald congratulated me last night on being a perfect politician's wife.

46:21Gerald is very drunk.

46:24I mean, what does that even look like?

46:27Put up and shut up?

46:28Well, that's not your style, is it?

46:35You know I supported you because I don't think what happened to you was fair.

46:40I can't deny anything Petey said.

46:44It's all true.

46:45You don't have to.

46:48You are a whole person.

46:53And I love you.

47:05I'll take the dogs out.

47:13I adore you.

47:14Thank you for supporting me.

47:16I love you.

47:27Oh, shit.

47:29Are you coming here alone?

47:32All right.

47:38Downing Street, we're just on the phone.

47:41Mrs. Thatcher wants to see you.

47:56I know it's smarts, darling.

47:59Whatever you think about Rupert.

48:01You know, I really couldn't do all this without your support.

48:04All your ideas.

48:06You're my secret weapon.

48:08It cuts both ways, darling.

48:10We're a team.

48:11Now, I think we've come out of this unpleasantness stronger than ever.

48:15Look at him. I mean...

48:17Who does it think he is? But it's Sir Lancelot.

48:20Sir Faxalot.

48:26You'll stop this feud with Rupert now.

48:30Yes?

48:32Please.

48:34I will stop the feud with Rupert.

48:50How did last night go for your mother? Did she call?

48:52Mm-mm. She didn't call.

48:56Egg steady?

48:57No. I couldn't eat tight.

49:01Mrs. Thatcher's third landslide.

49:03Poor Mr. Kinnick should just give up.

49:05She's going to be Prime Minister forever.

49:07Change is hard.

49:09It scares people, so...

49:11They stick with the status quo.

49:14Well, that's depressing.

49:17It's Freddie.

49:18You've got to talk to Rupert.

49:20What have you decided?

49:26Surely if you won the election...

49:30I thought you'd want to know there's a press conference about to start at Downing Street.

49:34Let's hear what Maggie has to say for herself, then.

49:35It's not Mrs. Thatcher.

49:37It's Rupert.

49:44Thank you, gentlemen, ladies.

49:47I've spoken to Mrs. Thatcher in light of the uncensored programme the night before last

49:52and the coverage that broadcast generated.

49:55I told the Prime Minister that although I won my seat in yesterday's general election,

49:59I do not want the scandal around me to distract from the important work that our government is doing.

50:05It was therefore with deep regret that I tendered and the Prime Minister accepted

50:10my resignation as an MP and a minister.

50:16There'll be another statement in due course, gentlemen.

50:20Seems you've won after all, my lord.

50:30One down.

50:33Three to go.

50:45All right, tell me.

50:48Do you need me to go?

50:49My pleasure.

51:00My pleasure.

51:02My pleasure.

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