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00:02:00Hey, come on, guys.
00:02:03That's my shoe.
00:02:04You can have it back right after the game, Bert.
00:02:06Come on, Pokemon's over here.
00:02:08This one?
00:02:08Oh, shit.
00:02:10Hey, come on, guys.
00:02:11My toes are getting cold.
00:02:30Tell me.
00:02:42There's no Iojus.
00:02:44Oh, I go on.
00:02:46Bye.
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00:05:22okay now here we're gonna do barrel jumping yeah i'll go first okay this is gonna be a waistbang
00:05:34okay
00:05:36let's see it
00:05:37ah
00:05:39whoa
00:05:41okay
00:05:43jump the barrel
00:05:46oh what a good skater
00:05:48here he goes
00:05:49one two three
00:05:51ah
00:05:53ah
00:05:55okay me next huh
00:05:57there we go
00:05:59okay what's the left foot
00:06:01oh oh
00:06:06oh
00:06:08oh
00:06:10okay gokey monster
00:06:12me me me me
00:06:13okay gokey monster
00:06:14in me go
00:06:15okay
00:06:16oh
00:06:18oh
00:06:20oh
00:06:22he's all right
00:06:24wonderful
00:06:26got terrific fun
00:06:28more barrels
00:06:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:07:00Here comes Bert.
00:07:07Okay, I'll give the signal.
00:07:09Hey, hey, come on, you guys, be careful.
00:07:11Ernie, Ernie, you're gonna get hurt sitting on the side of the barrel.
00:07:15Ernie, don't sit on the side of the barrel.
00:07:18Don't sit on the side of the barrel.
00:07:20Don't sit on the side of the barrel.
00:07:22It's all right, Bert.
00:07:23You'll get hurt.
00:07:25Hey, be careful, you're gonna get hurt.
00:07:29Oh, Bert? Bert? Are you okay, Bert?
00:07:44Bert, are you all right?
00:07:46Ah-aah-aah.
00:07:48Ahh-aah-aah!
00:07:51He-he-he.
00:07:52He-he-he.
00:07:55He-he-he-he-he-he.
00:07:59He-he-he-he-he-he-he!
00:08:02This play stopped the Whip.
00:08:06Here we go.
00:08:07Here we go!
00:08:08Oh, one time around!
00:08:11Whoa!
00:08:12Oh, two times around!
00:08:14Whoa!
00:08:15Oh, three times around!
00:08:18I love it!
00:08:19Who's up next?
00:08:20Can I play?
00:08:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:23Oh!
00:08:24Where'd he go?
00:08:25Here I come, huh?
00:08:26Robert?
00:08:27Oh!
00:08:28Oh!
00:08:29Oh!
00:08:29Ernie, not so fast!
00:08:31Oh!
00:08:32Ernie!
00:08:33Ernie!
00:08:34Ernie!
00:08:36Ernie!
00:08:37Ernie!
00:08:38Ernie!
00:08:39Hey, take your hands off the hardware!
00:08:41Whoa!
00:08:42Whoa!
00:08:43Oh!
00:08:44Oh!
00:08:45Ernie!
00:08:46Ernie!
00:08:47Ernie!
00:08:48Ernie!
00:08:49Ernie!
00:08:50Ernie!
00:08:51Whoa!
00:08:52Ah!
00:08:53Ah!
00:08:54Ah!
00:08:55Ah!
00:08:56Whoa!
00:08:57Whoa!
00:08:58Ah!
00:08:59Ah!
00:09:00Ah!
00:09:01Ah!
00:09:02Ah!
00:09:03Ah!
00:09:04Ah!
00:09:05Ah!
00:09:06Oscar!
00:09:07Are you all right?
00:09:08Oh, boy!
00:09:09Oscar!
00:09:10Golly!
00:09:11What a crash!
00:09:12Oh, let's get him on his feet here!
00:09:15Oscar!
00:09:16You okay?
00:09:17Oscar, you all right?
00:09:19All right!
00:09:20Let's go back and do it again!
00:09:23Oh!
00:09:24Oh, well, I'm so glad!
00:09:25Oh, I want everybody to be happy on Christmas Eve, Oscar!
00:09:29Hey, it's a big night!
00:09:31Tonight's the night that Santa Claus comes, and his reindeer will be landing on the roof,
00:09:36then he takes his big bag of toys and he slides down the chimney!
00:09:39Oh, come on!
00:09:40Oh, come on!
00:09:41What do you mean, oh, come on?
00:09:43Just hold it right there, bird brain!
00:09:46Do you know how big the inside of a chimney is?
00:09:49Well...
00:09:50About this big!
00:09:52That's how big!
00:09:53So how's a guy like Santa Claus, who's built like a dump truck, how's he gonna come down
00:10:00all those skinny little chimneys, huh?
00:10:03Well, uh, he holds his breath!
00:10:05Like this!
00:10:06That's like trying to get a basketball into a ginger ale bottle!
00:10:11Oh, well, then he comes in the window!
00:10:14Window's locked!
00:10:15And the door?
00:10:16Door's locked!
00:10:17Uh, well, the old incinerator shaft!
00:10:20Or the back door!
00:10:21No!
00:10:22It's the chimney or nothing!
00:10:24Gee, I don't know how Santa gets in!
00:10:28Well, if I was you, I'd find out!
00:10:32Because if he doesn't get in, there's gonna be a lot of empty stockings around town tomorrow
00:10:38morning!
00:10:39He-he-he!
00:10:40Merry Christmas!
00:10:49Ha-ha!
00:10:50Thanks, you're gonna skate!
00:10:51I saw you skate back!
00:10:52Oh!
00:10:53Oh!
00:10:54Oh!
00:10:55Boy, I don't know how Santa comes down the chimney, but we'll find out, huh Patty?
00:11:01I believe in miracles, and I can tell you why!
00:11:18Once a year the street I live on sparkles like the sky!
00:11:24All hooked with lights for Christmas!
00:11:29Swinkling everywhere!
00:11:31The world turns bright for Christmas!
00:11:37And if that isn't a true blue miracle, I don't know what one is!
00:11:45I believe in miracles, I know because I've seen!
00:11:54Once a year the place I walk is filled with trees of green!
00:12:00And pinecone smells of Christmas!
00:12:01And pinecone smells of Christmas!
00:12:06Floating through the air to jingle bells of Christmas!
00:12:13And if that isn't a true blue miracle, I don't know what one is!
00:12:19But the greatest wonder of them all is not what's happening around you is the way you start to be!
00:12:35Yes, the greatest wonder of them all is how your heart is filled with love you start to lie!
00:12:47Love like a Christmas tree!
00:12:52Feelings feel so wonderful, you have to let them show!
00:12:59Maybe that's why everyone begins to get a glow!
00:13:06And fill their hearts with Christmas!
00:13:11Spirit they can share!
00:13:13That's the best part of Christmas!
00:13:19And if that isn't a true blue miracle, I don't know what one is!
00:13:26And if that isn't a true blue miracle, I don't know what one is!
00:13:35This thing is good because it keeps your ears warm!
00:13:45See, this is cool!
00:13:47This is cool!
00:13:48Hey, Oscar, wait!
00:13:50Hey, Oscar!
00:13:51I know how Santa gets down the chimney!
00:13:54All he does is take that big bell of his and tie it real tight around his waist,
00:13:58and it makes him so skinny he fits right down the chimney!
00:14:01You are, without a doubt, the stupidest bird I ever met!
00:14:17But the greatest wonder of them all is not what's happening around you!
00:14:33You whistle when you start to be!
00:14:40Yes, the greatest wonder of them all is how your heart is filled with love!
00:14:47You start to light up like a Christmas tree!
00:14:55Hey, I know, Oscar!
00:14:57Santa Claus, uh, covers himself with butter so he can slip right down the chimney!
00:15:03Ding-dong!
00:15:04You're wrong!
00:15:05And you know what else?
00:15:07I don't think there is a way he can get down the chimney!
00:15:11That's what else!
00:15:12And if he doesn't, no, you know what's tomorrow morning!
00:15:17Feelings feel so wonderful, you have to let them show!
00:15:26Maybe that's why everyone begins to get a blow!
00:15:32And fill their hearts with Christmas!
00:15:37Spirit they can share!
00:15:40That's the best part of Christmas!
00:15:45And if that isn't a true blue miracle,
00:15:49I don't know what one is!
00:15:53And if that isn't a true blue miracle,
00:15:56I don't know what one is!
00:16:04Hi, Big Bird!
00:16:05Hi, Patty!
00:16:06Hi, Kermit!
00:16:07How was the skating party?
00:16:08Oh, okay.
00:16:09Yeah.
00:16:10Just okay?
00:16:11What's wrong?
00:16:12Well, everything was okay until Oscar started.
00:16:16How does Santa Claus get down those skinny little chimneys when he's so fat?
00:16:21And we've got to find out!
00:16:23See?
00:16:24Because if he can't get down those skinny chimneys,
00:16:26nobody will get any presents tonight!
00:16:28That's what Oscar says.
00:16:30I see.
00:16:31Well, let us consider the question here.
00:16:34How does Big Fat Santa Claus get down those skinny chimneys?
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:39Well, let us look at it from another angle.
00:16:46Returning to the first angle,
00:16:48it's a simple matter of, uh...
00:16:51You know, I never thought about it before.
00:16:54How does he do it?
00:16:55Kermit!
00:16:56It's Christmas Eve!
00:16:57We've got to find out!
00:16:58Okay, okay.
00:16:59Let's be scientific about it.
00:17:01Who knows more about Santa Claus than anybody?
00:17:03The elves!
00:17:04Uh, Mrs. Claus?
00:17:05No, no, no, no.
00:17:06No, no, no.
00:17:07Kids!
00:17:08That's who.
00:17:09Kids?
00:17:10Sure.
00:17:11Yeah, kids!
00:17:12Right.
00:17:13So I'm just going to round up some of the guys.
00:17:15We'll go ask some kids.
00:17:16I'll be back in a nonce with the answer.
00:17:18Permit.
00:17:19Yeah?
00:17:20I'm a kid and I don't know.
00:17:22Oh.
00:17:23Well, uh, that's our first answer right there, isn't it?
00:17:26Golly.
00:17:27Christmas Eve and I still don't have an idea for Ernie's present.
00:17:38It's got to be something really special.
00:17:41What?
00:17:42What?
00:17:43What is...
00:17:44Oh.
00:17:45It's Ernie's rubber ducky.
00:17:47Hey, wait!
00:17:50That gives me a neato idea.
00:17:53Uh, I'll get Ernie a soap dish to put his rubber ducky in.
00:17:58What a nifty idea.
00:18:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:18:02Oh, I'm home, Bert.
00:18:05Oh, Bert.
00:18:06Oh!
00:18:07Hey, what's this?
00:18:09Why, it's a paperclip.
00:18:10Why, I bet this is from Bert's paperclip collection.
00:18:13Of course.
00:18:14This is Bert's 1957 Acme.
00:18:17Why, he'd feel just awful if he lost this.
00:18:20Hey, now I know what I'll get Bert for Christmas.
00:18:24I'll get him a cigar box to keep his paperclip collection in.
00:18:27That's what I'll get him.
00:18:29Then they'll never get lost again.
00:18:36Chris?
00:18:37Yes?
00:18:38If Santa Claus has to deliver all those presents to boys and girls on Christmas Eve,
00:18:43how does he get down the chimney?
00:18:45Easy.
00:18:46With all the presents.
00:18:47The big bag of presents.
00:18:48All those presents.
00:18:49How?
00:18:50He comes down with his reindeers.
00:18:59All the reindeer join him down the chimney?
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:02You mean it's a party?
00:19:04Yes.
00:19:05They all come down and put the presents in and go up.
00:19:09Don't the antlers get stuck?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Why?
00:19:13Because he charged the antlers together with tape.
00:19:19Tell me this.
00:19:21How does he do it?
00:19:23He slides.
00:19:24He slides?
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:26Wait, wait, wait.
00:19:27What?
00:19:28Maybe he's magic and he goes small.
00:19:30He comes to the door.
00:19:31And he gets his keys.
00:19:33What keys?
00:19:35Santa Claus keys.
00:19:38He squishes.
00:19:39He squishes.
00:19:40What happens, though, if Santa cannot get down the chimney, cannot get to the door, it
00:19:45is locked, and cannot get in the window because the window is locked, and he will never bring
00:19:50the presents ever again?
00:19:52What happens?
00:19:55I don't know.
00:19:56Maybe they'll move.
00:19:57He pushes the button, then it's open, then he gets it, then he steps on the big step, then
00:20:08he goes on.
00:20:10And there you have it!
00:20:12Spirit of giving.
00:20:16Cheese.
00:20:18Poppins!
00:20:19Hi, kids.
00:20:20Hi, Bob.
00:20:21Linda.
00:20:22You're, you're early.
00:20:23Listen, uh, we, we have to, to rehearse a song with the kids.
00:20:32Would, would you mind, uh, waiting?
00:20:35Just, maybe, maybe you can, uh, read a magazine.
00:20:39Okay?
00:20:40Okay.
00:20:41Good.
00:20:42Everybody all ready?
00:20:45Yeah.
00:20:46Huh?
00:20:47How are you?
00:20:48Ruby, would you mind turning pages for me?
00:20:50Okay.
00:20:51When I give you the nod, okay?
00:20:55Okay.
00:20:56Here we go.
00:20:57When Christmas time is over and presents put away, don't be sad.
00:21:04There'll be so much to treasure about this Christmas day and the fun.
00:21:10We've had.
00:21:11So many happy feelings to celebrate with you.
00:21:12And, oh, the good times hurry by.
00:21:13So many happy feelings to celebrate with you.
00:21:14And, oh, the good times hurry by.
00:21:15So fast.
00:21:16But, oh, the good times hurry by so fast.
00:21:22But, even when it's over, there's something you can do.
00:21:23Too many happy feelings to celebrate with you.
00:21:24And, oh, the good times hurry by so fast.
00:21:27But, even when it's over, there's something you can do.
00:21:29To make Christmas last.
00:21:30So many happy feelings to celebrate with you.
00:21:31So many happy feelings to celebrate with you.
00:21:36And, oh, the good times hurry by so fast.
00:21:44Even when it's over, there's something you can do.
00:21:51To make Christmas last.
00:22:02Keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:22:08When Christmas is over, you can keep it near.
00:22:13Think of this Christmas day.
00:22:16Think of this Christmas day.
00:22:20When Christmas is far away.
00:22:28Keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:22:33When Christmas is over, save some Christmas cheer.
00:22:40These precious moments, hold them very dear.
00:22:45And keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:22:55Christmas means the spirit of giving peace and joy to you.
00:23:07The goodness of loving, the gladness of living.
00:23:13These are Christmas too.
00:23:14These are Christmas too.
00:23:19So keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:23:25When Christmas is over.
00:23:26When Christmas is over.
00:23:27When Christmas is over.
00:23:28When Christmas is over.
00:23:29Save some Christmas cheer.
00:23:31These precious moments, hold them very dear.
00:23:34These precious moments, hold them very dear.
00:23:36And keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:23:38And keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:23:50Yes, keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:24:05Oh, hey there, Mr. Hooper.
00:24:17Oh, hello, Ernie.
00:24:18What brings you here?
00:24:19Well, I'm just doing a little bit of last-minute Christmas shopping.
00:24:22And, uh, there.
00:24:24That is a fine-looking empty cigar box up there.
00:24:27Oh, really?
00:24:28Well, thank you.
00:24:29Uh, well, Mr. Hooper, I don't have any money, but, uh, suppose I gave you rubber ducky here for that cigar box, would you trade?
00:24:39Ernie, you're rubber ducky? Are you sure?
00:24:45Well, I just gotta have that cigar box, Mr. Hooper.
00:24:50Well, uh, well, if it's not very important to you, here you are.
00:24:56Oh, well, thank you, Mr. Hooper.
00:24:58And, well, here's...
00:25:00Here's rubber ducky.
00:25:02Goodbye, Mr. Hooper, and...
00:25:05Goodbye, rubber ducky.
00:25:09Goodbye, Ernie.
00:25:10Uh, Mr. Hooper.
00:25:12Oh, well, rubber ducky.
00:25:13Oh, well, rubber ducky.
00:25:14Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:25:15Hi, Ernie.
00:25:16I was just...
00:25:17Yeah, me too.
00:25:18I just, you know...
00:25:19Uh, Mr. Hooper?
00:25:21Yes?
00:25:22Uh, yeah.
00:25:23Uh, Mr. Hooper.
00:25:25Yes?
00:25:26I am prepared to offer you the deal of a lifetime.
00:25:29Ready?
00:25:30Yes.
00:25:31Oh, yeah.
00:25:32Ta-da!
00:25:33Huh?
00:25:34Huh?
00:25:35This is the finest paperclip collection in the Western world.
00:25:37Isn't that a beauty?
00:25:39Now, look, look, look, look.
00:25:40See, there?
00:25:41There is my jumbo gem, right in the middle.
00:25:44Isn't that a beauty?
00:25:45And over there, right by your hand there,
00:25:47that is a chrome-plated one I got at a paperclip manufacturer's convention.
00:25:51It's, uh, very impressive.
00:25:53Oh, it's wonderful.
00:25:54And they're all so...
00:25:56so individual.
00:25:57Uh, yeah, uh, well, I am prepared to trade you this terrific paperclip collection
00:26:03for just one small soap dish.
00:26:06Uh, color... pink.
00:26:09Yeah.
00:26:10Huh?
00:26:11What do you say, Mr. Hooper?
00:26:12Do we have a deal?
00:26:14Well...
00:26:15Huh?
00:26:16I must say, you, uh, talked me into it.
00:26:19Ah, terrific.
00:26:28Are you sure?
00:26:30Yes, I'm sure.
00:26:31Thank you, Mr. Hooper.
00:26:35Mr. Hooper, do you think that maybe I could come and visit my paperclip?
00:26:49Never mind.
00:26:50Never mind.
00:27:01You be Billy, and I be Santi, and I come in your house to deliver presents, okay?
00:27:06Uh-huh.
00:27:07Uh-huh.
00:27:08Uh-huh.
00:27:09Uh-huh.
00:27:10Uh-huh.
00:27:11Uh-huh.
00:27:12Uh-huh.
00:27:13Uh-huh.
00:27:14Uh-huh.
00:27:15Excuse me.
00:27:16Billy?
00:27:17Billy?
00:27:18What?
00:27:19This is Santa Claus, and I do not know how to get out.
00:27:23Go to the back door.
00:27:26The what?
00:27:27Go through the back door.
00:27:29The back door?
00:27:30Yeah.
00:27:31Where is that?
00:27:32Over here?
00:27:33Over there.
00:27:34Where?
00:27:35Right there.
00:27:36Over there?
00:27:37Okay, you can go back to sleep now.
00:27:38Uh-huh.
00:27:39Okay?
00:27:40I'll try not to wake anybody else up, okay?
00:27:41Uh-huh.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:43Billy?
00:27:44Mary Christmas.
00:27:45Merry Christmas.
00:27:52Billy?
00:27:53The back door is locked.
00:27:56Take the window.
00:27:57The window.
00:27:58Gotcha.
00:28:05Billy.
00:28:06I hate to bother you.
00:28:09The window is shut.
00:28:11Open it.
00:28:12Open it.
00:28:13Open the window.
00:28:15Gotcha.
00:28:23Billy.
00:28:24What?
00:28:25The window.
00:28:26Yeah, it's locked.
00:28:30I'm in big trouble.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:42Okay, now what do me ask for?
00:28:46Um, what else?
00:28:49Cookies!
00:28:50Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:28:51Let's see.
00:28:52Two dozen coconut macaroons.
00:28:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:57Maybe pound and a half of delicious figgy newtons.
00:29:02Oh, me getting so hungry.
00:29:04Oh, me love cookies.
00:29:08Oatmeal cookies.
00:29:09Me ask for three dozen, what the hay?
00:29:14Four dozen oatmeal cookies.
00:29:17Oh, me love oatmeal cookies.
00:29:19Mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:29:21Yeah, and how about the, how about banana cookies?
00:29:24Yeah, or prune cookies.
00:29:26Oh, yeah, me love prune cookies.
00:29:28Mm-mm, mm-mm.
00:29:30Yeah, or chocolate-covered marshmallow
00:29:33with jelly inside cookies.
00:29:36Oh, yeah, me got to write that down.
00:29:39Where pencil?
00:29:42Ah, well, Kermit, we're waiting.
00:29:43What did you find out about how Santa gets down all those chimneys?
00:29:48Well, the, uh, demographics of our survey would indicate that the solution is not altogether definitive.
00:29:52What does that mean?
00:29:53Uh, well, let me read you a couple of the quotes here.
00:29:55Uh, let me read you a couple of the quotes here.
00:29:56Uh, let's see, Santa Claus goes on a crash diet every Christmas Eve and loses 200 pounds.
00:30:12Mm-hmm.
00:30:14There are several kids who believe that they have rubber chimneys.
00:30:17Huh?
00:30:18Uh, this one thinks he sends an elf.
00:30:20One little girl said that Santa sneaks in with the rest of their relatives on Thanksgiving
00:30:25and hides in the laundry until Christmas.
00:30:27Probably not.
00:30:28Uh, a boy on 72nd Street thinks that Santa has very, very long arms.
00:30:34We've got something in here about a chimney stretcher, a fishing pole.
00:30:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:39This isn't getting us anywhere.
00:30:41Here it is, Christmas Eve, and we don't even know if Santa Claus is gonna make it down the chimney.
00:30:46What'll we do?
00:30:53Dear Santa Claus, me no care what kind of cookies you bring me.
00:30:59You surprise, Cookie Monster, okay?
00:31:03Question mark.
00:31:05Boy, me wonder what kind of cookies Santa's going to bring me.
00:31:11Oh, maybe, maybe coconut fudge cookies,
00:31:15or, oh, yeah, or dainty raisin cookies.
00:31:19Mmm, me love raisin cookies.
00:31:22Little raisins.
00:31:23Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah.
00:31:27Or maybe Santa bring me a bunch of fortune cookies with delicious paper inside them.
00:31:34Yeah.
00:31:35Ah, ah, ah.
00:31:37Oh, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
00:31:41Oh, delicious.
00:31:42Oh, Santa bring me a bunch of cookies.
00:31:44Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:45Round cookies.
00:31:46Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:31:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:49Cookies.
00:31:50Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:31:51Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:31:52Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:53Cookies.
00:31:54Mmm, mmm, mmm.
00:31:55Cowabunga.
00:31:56Ah!
00:31:57Me get so excited when me think of cookies.
00:31:59Oh, yeah, Santa.
00:32:00Santa.
00:32:01I'm excited when we think of cookies.
00:32:06Oh, yeah, Santa.
00:32:08Santa.
00:32:10Wait, typewriter.
00:32:16What are we going to do?
00:32:17We're going to use the scientific way to find out how old Santa Claus gets his big round tummy down those skinny little chimneys tonight.
00:32:26Oh, I'm sure it'll work if you thought of it, Bert.
00:32:30It sure will.
00:32:32And remember, you play the part of Santa Claus, and we'll pretend that this barrel is a chimney.
00:32:38And we're going to see how Santa Claus gets into these chimneys.
00:32:42Okay, Bert.
00:32:43Ho, ho, ho.
00:32:45Here I go, climbing up to the roof to get to the chimney.
00:32:52Look out below.
00:32:53Ho, ho, ho.
00:32:54To the top of the wall.
00:32:56Thou dash away.
00:32:58Okay, you ready?
00:32:58Uh, Bert.
00:32:59Okay, what?
00:33:00What do I do now?
00:33:02Oh, well, just put your first foot right down in there.
00:33:07Uh, uh, uh, uh-huh.
00:33:10Uh-huh, now the other foot.
00:33:13Okay, and now another foot.
00:33:15Uh, Bert, I don't think Santa has more than two feet.
00:33:20Oh, gee.
00:33:21Oh, well, just pretend that he has one of his reindeer with him.
00:33:25Oh, Bird, it's getting harder to ho, ho, ho.
00:33:35Well, tell you what, let me just look over here and get a different angle on this.
00:33:41Let's see, from here, uh-huh.
00:33:45Can I come look too, Bird?
00:33:46No, no, you stay there and put your other foot in.
00:33:50Oh, Snuffy, I mean Santa Claus, look, you've done it.
00:33:53Now we know how Santa gets into the chimneys.
00:33:58Uh, just one thing, Bird.
00:34:01Yeah?
00:34:02Do we know how he gets out?
00:34:13Well, I'll see you later, Bob.
00:34:15I have a little errand to do.
00:34:17Okay, Mr. Hooper.
00:34:19Oh, Mr. Hooper?
00:34:20Yes.
00:34:22Happy Hanukkah.
00:34:23Thank you, Bob.
00:34:26And a Merry Christmas to you.
00:34:29Merry Christmas.
00:34:30Merry Christmas.
00:34:32Huh, I hope their Christmas trees get termites.
00:34:34Hmm.
00:34:35I can't think of anything that's thum-er.
00:34:41To a grouch, Christmas is a bum-er.
00:34:48Beaming faces everywhere, happiness is in the air.
00:34:59I'm telling you, it isn't fair.
00:35:01I hate Christmas.
00:35:03People loaded with goodwill.
00:35:05Giving presents, what a thrill.
00:35:07That slushy nonsense makes me ill.
00:35:10I hate Christmas.
00:35:11I'd rather have a holiday like normal grouches do.
00:35:16Instead of getting presents, they take presents back from you.
00:35:20Heh.
00:35:22Here comes Santa, girls and boys.
00:35:25So who needs that big red noise?
00:35:27I'll tell him where to put his toys.
00:35:29I hate Christmas.
00:35:32And if you want the truth, I ain't so crazy about Thanksgiving or Labor Day either.
00:35:40Christmas carols to be sung, declarations to be hung.
00:35:45Oh, yeah, well, I stick out my tongue.
00:35:47I hate Christmas.
00:35:58Christmas bells play loud and strong.
00:36:01Burnts my ears all acting dumb.
00:36:03Besides, it goes on much too long.
00:36:07I hate Christmas.
00:36:09I'd rather have a holiday with a lot less joy and flash.
00:36:13With a lot less cheerful smiling and a lot more dirty trash.
00:36:18Yeah, Christmas day is almost here.
00:36:20When it's over, then I cheer.
00:36:22I'm glad it's only once a year.
00:36:25I hate Christmas.
00:36:28Well, time for bed, Ernie.
00:36:32Yep, it is a beddy-bye time, Burnt.
00:36:35Yeah, sure is.
00:36:37Burnt, I can't stand it any longer.
00:36:43Let's open these presents tonight.
00:36:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:46There you are, Burnt.
00:36:47That one is for you.
00:36:48Ernie, thanks.
00:36:48This one right here is for you.
00:36:50Oh, great, Burnt.
00:36:51Hey, but you open yours up first, would you?
00:36:52Can I?
00:36:53Please.
00:36:53Oh, thanks a lot.
00:36:55Oh, Ernie, what a great, superb packing job.
00:36:58You just cut the ribbon corners so neatly.
00:37:01Now, if I can just slide my finger underneath the paper and get the tape.
00:37:05No, how about a scissor?
00:37:06Well, maybe if I just take it and...
00:37:07Oh, Burnt, just open it up, would you?
00:37:09Oh, yeah, okay.
00:37:11There.
00:37:12Oh, Ernie!
00:37:14A cigar box!
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:16Oh, hunky-dory!
00:37:18I got it especially for your paperclip collection, Burnt.
00:37:22What?
00:37:23Well, I got the cigar box so you could keep your paperclips in it.
00:37:28Oh.
00:37:30Uh-huh.
00:37:31Yeah, well...
00:37:32Oh, come on, Burnt.
00:37:33Put your paperclips in there so I can see how they look.
00:37:36I just can't wait to see.
00:37:38Uh, gee, Ernie.
00:37:39Um...
00:37:41Hey, wait!
00:37:42How about your present?
00:37:43You didn't open your present yet.
00:37:44Oh, okay, Burnt.
00:37:45Yeah, come on, open it up.
00:37:46Come on.
00:37:46Alrighty.
00:37:47Yeah.
00:37:49Here we go.
00:37:52Oh, boy, oh, boy.
00:37:53I can't wait.
00:37:54Yeah.
00:37:55Let's see.
00:37:57You're trying to get in here.
00:37:58Yeah?
00:37:59I wrapped it good, huh?
00:38:01You certainly did, Burnt.
00:38:03Oh.
00:38:03Oh, that's...
00:38:05Why, it's a, uh...
00:38:07Oh, that's a soap dish, huh?
00:38:09That's right.
00:38:10Yep, a soap dish.
00:38:12Oh, it's beautiful, Burnt.
00:38:13Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:14Yeah, I got it for a rubber ducky.
00:38:17What?
00:38:18Yeah, yeah.
00:38:19So he won't keep falling into the tub and sinking, you know.
00:38:22Hey, let's see how he looks in it.
00:38:24Go get rubber ducky.
00:38:25Yeah.
00:38:28Come in.
00:38:28Merry Christmas, Mr. Hooper.
00:38:31Merry Christmas, Mr. Hooper.
00:38:33Merry Christmas, Mr. Hooper.
00:38:36Yeah, I just came by to drop off some Christmas presents.
00:38:40Oh, wow.
00:38:41This is for you, Burnt.
00:38:42Oh, thank you, Mr. Hooper.
00:38:44This is for you, Ernie.
00:38:45Oh, gee.
00:38:46Thanks a lot, Mr. Hooper.
00:38:47Oh, wow.
00:38:47How nice.
00:38:48Hey, what did you get, Burnt?
00:38:49Well, I don't know.
00:38:50I'll open it up.
00:38:50Open up yours first.
00:38:52Let's see.
00:38:52Should I untie the ribbon or get a scissor and then take it from the outside here?
00:38:57Burnt!
00:38:58Yes, yes.
00:38:58Just open it up.
00:38:59Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:39:02Oh, my paperclips.
00:39:05Oh, Mr. Hooper.
00:39:06Yes.
00:39:08You're welcome.
00:39:09Oh, wow.
00:39:10But, Burnt, how did Mr. Hooper get your paperclip collection?
00:39:13Never mind, Ernie.
00:39:14Just open your present.
00:39:16Yeah, yeah, let's see what you have.
00:39:18Let's see, let's see.
00:39:19Um, let's see here.
00:39:21What is it?
00:39:22What is it?
00:39:23Huh?
00:39:24Oh, it's not.
00:39:27It's Rubber Ducky.
00:39:30Oh, hi, Rubber Ducky.
00:39:32Ernie.
00:39:33Hmm?
00:39:33Well, how did Mr. Hooper get Rubber Ducky?
00:39:36Oh, that's sort of a long story, Burnt, but thanks a lot, Mr. Hooper.
00:39:41You're welcome.
00:39:42Hey, Ernie.
00:39:44Yeah?
00:39:44Ernie, we didn't get Mr. Hooper anything.
00:39:47Oh, you're right, Burnt.
00:39:49You're wrong, boys.
00:39:50I got the best Christmas present ever.
00:39:54What do you mean?
00:39:55Yeah, yeah, what do you mean?
00:39:57Uh, I got to see, hey, that everyone got exactly what they wanted for Christmas.
00:40:03Huh?
00:40:03Oh.
00:40:04Oh, Merry Christmas.
00:40:06Oh, Merry Christmas, Mr. Hooper.
00:40:06Merry Christmas, Mr. Hooper.
00:40:09Oh.
00:40:10Gee.
00:40:12Merry Christmas, Ernie.
00:40:14Merry Christmas to you, too, Burnt.
00:40:15Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
00:40:25Let your heart be light.
00:40:30From now on, our troubles will be out of sight.
00:40:43Have yourself a merry little Christmas.
00:40:50Make the Yuletide gay.
00:40:54From now on, our troubles will be miles away.
00:41:03Here we are, as in olden days.
00:41:13Happy golden days of your faithful friends who are dear to us.
00:41:25Gather near to us once more.
00:41:31Through the years, we all will be together.
00:41:39If the fates allow.
00:41:45Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
00:41:53And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
00:42:11Merry Christmas, Bert.
00:42:13Merry Christmas, Ernie.
00:42:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:42:19Christmas Eve.
00:42:20Too late for a letter to Santa Claus anyway.
00:42:23So, me call him.
00:42:26Let's see.
00:42:27Uh, North Pole area code.
00:42:29Uh, oh, yeah.
00:42:32Oh, boy, oh, boy, boy.
00:42:33Me get him on phone and say,
00:42:35Hi, Santa Claus.
00:42:37Cookie monster here.
00:42:39Yeah, that's what me say.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Then me ask him to bring me cookies.
00:42:43And me ask him to bring...
00:42:46To bring me...
00:42:48Two delicious...
00:42:50Round...
00:42:51Chocolate...
00:42:52Chocolate...
00:42:53Fudge-covered...
00:42:55Coffee cakes.
00:42:58Oh boy. Hello? Hello? Operator? Hello? Hello? Anybody? Hello? Hello?
00:43:28Hello? Hello? Me better send telegram.
00:43:47Uh-oh. Well, you better go home, Patty, because it's starting to snow.
00:43:52Gee.
00:44:05Don't worry, Big Bird. Even if you don't know how, he'll come down the chimney. Really, he will.
00:44:12What? Huh? Oh, no, no, no. That'll never work.
00:44:27Good night, Big Bird.
00:44:30Merry Christmas.
00:44:39Merry Christmas.
00:44:40We asked everybody. Kids, grown-ups, everybody. And nobody knows. He'll never get down the chimney.
00:44:59And no one will get any presents.
00:45:02Hey, wait a minute. I can find out how he gets down those little bitty chimneys.
00:45:09Gordon. Oh, me tried to write letter to Santa Claus, but me got hungry and me ate pencil.
00:45:15Oh, well, don't worry, Cookie Monster.
00:45:16But me not write letter. Me eat typewriter, too.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:20Well, Santa knows all of us.
00:45:21I'm hungry.
00:45:22I'm hungry.
00:45:23I'm hungry.
00:45:24I'm hungry.
00:45:25I'm hungry.
00:45:26I'm hungry.
00:45:27I'm hungry.
00:45:28I'm hungry.
00:45:29I'm hungry.
00:45:30I'm hungry.
00:45:31I'm hungry.
00:45:32I'm hungry.
00:45:33I'm hungry.
00:45:34I'm hungry.
00:45:35I'm hungry.
00:45:36I'm hungry.
00:45:37I'm hungry.
00:45:38I can hear a mind and miss me.
00:45:39And me eat typewriter, too.
00:45:40Oh.
00:45:41Well, Santa knows all about you, Cookie Monster.
00:45:42He'll bring you some cookies.
00:45:45Gordon, me try to call Santa, but telephone look like coffeecakes, and me ate it.
00:45:47Oh, Santa never bring Cookie Monster cookies now.
00:45:52Yes, he will, Cookie Monster.
00:45:54But it might be a good idea if you left him something, too.
00:45:58Oh, that terrific idea.
00:46:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Santa Claus leave me cookies, and me leave Santa necktie.
00:46:09Well, yeah, you could, but...
00:46:10Yeah, yeah, or shaping cream.
00:46:12Well, you see, most people leave him, uh...
00:46:14What, what, tell me what?
00:46:16Cookies.
00:46:25Oh, hi, Patty. What's the matter?
00:46:29Big Bird's gone.
00:46:30Gone? What do you mean he's gone?
00:46:35Isn't he in his nest?
00:46:36No, he's not anywhere.
00:46:39He was acting so funny when I left him.
00:46:42I thought about him.
00:46:44I went back to see him, and he was gone.
00:46:48Well, look, don't worry, Patty. We'll find him, okay?
00:46:52Susan, better get your coat.
00:47:00Hi, fellas.
00:47:07How's things up here on the roof?
00:47:09Say, uh, Santa Claus hasn't been here yet, has he?
00:47:11No? Oh, good.
00:47:12I'll check out the chimney.
00:47:22There's our skinny little chimney.
00:47:25Hmm.
00:47:25So, I'm just gonna stay here and watch and see how Santa gets down that little thing.
00:47:30It is cold.
00:47:36I don't see how those penguins can take it.
00:47:41Well, it shouldn't be long now.
00:47:49Big Bird's missing?
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:50On Christmas Eve?
00:47:52Mm-hmm.
00:47:52Well, maybe he's over at Mr. Hooper's store.
00:47:55Well, we're going over to Grover's to check, so...
00:47:57Okay, bye.
00:48:01How are you doing?
00:48:02Have you seen Big Bird? He's missing.
00:48:03No.
00:48:04He's missing now.
00:48:04Oh, really?
00:48:05Yeah.
00:48:06Say, look at everybody down there.
00:48:09They're all running around.
00:48:11Hmm.
00:48:11Someone must be lost.
00:48:13Well, I have more important things to worry about.
00:48:16Like, when the sleigh flies in, I'll go up to Santa Claus, and I'll say,
00:48:22Mr. Claus, sir, okay if I watch you go down that skinny little chimney?
00:48:27I could even help.
00:48:29Brrrr.
00:48:30Yeah.
00:48:33Ah.
00:48:37Brrrr.
00:48:39Brrrr.
00:48:42Boy, I hope he comes soon.
00:48:46No luck, huh, Bob?
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:55And it's snowing harder than ever.
00:48:57Yeah, and it's really getting cold.
00:48:59You could freeze out in a night like this.
00:49:01I'm going to try over there.
00:49:02Okay.
00:49:02Oh.
00:49:20Oh.
00:49:21No.
00:49:22Not yet.
00:49:24Oh, gee.
00:49:25What if he's stuck in a chimney somewhere?
00:49:27Or stacked over Kennedy?
00:49:31Hmm.
00:49:40Fake bird!
00:49:41Hey, what's going on?
00:50:00What?
00:50:01What?
00:50:02What are you doing, Maria?
00:50:05Oscar, I hope you're satisfied you had to start all that stuff
00:50:09about Santa and tiny chimneys, and you've upset Big Bird so much,
00:50:13he's gone.
00:50:14Well, I didn't know he'd do anything dumb like that.
00:50:17I was only teasing him.
00:50:19Teasing him?
00:50:20Yeah.
00:50:21Telling him that Santa's not going to bring anybody any presents
00:50:24because he can't get down a tiny chimney?
00:50:26Now, you call that teasing?
00:50:28Well, he'll come back.
00:50:30He's part homing pigeon.
00:50:32Besides, what's the big deal?
00:50:34He lives outdoors all the time anyway.
00:50:37Now, look here, Oscar.
00:50:39Now, the nest is something different.
00:50:41That's his home.
00:50:42He's got an electric blanket there, and he's got heating pads,
00:50:45and he's around all the people that he loves.
00:50:48But here it is, Christmas Eve, and he's out there somewhere
00:50:51in this big city, and it keeps snowing,
00:50:54and it's getting colder, and he could be in serious trouble
00:50:57unless we find him.
00:50:59So what are you going to do about it?
00:51:01Well, I'm going to find him and bring him back.
00:51:04Get me off of here.
00:51:07Come on, hurry up.
00:51:08Get my feet on the ground here.
00:51:11Come on, hurry up, skinny.
00:51:13Okay.
00:51:14Hey, turkey, where are you?
00:51:17It's me, old Oscar.
00:51:19Come back.
00:51:34Why, so you can get into the room?
00:51:36I'll have to, boy.
00:51:37Get me, sir.
00:51:38Yahoo.
00:51:39Oh, my God.
00:51:40I'm going.
00:51:41He's so busy, my friend.
00:51:43We're leaving now.
00:51:44I'm going to find him so close to home.
00:51:45And I'm going to find him.
00:51:46You don't have to be in the tent.
00:51:48May I'm at home.
00:51:49I'm going to find him.
00:51:50You can find him.
00:51:51I'm going to find him.
00:51:53I'm going to ask him.
00:51:54You can find someone.
00:51:55You can find someone in such a place for him.
00:51:57Oh, that's funny.
00:52:22I could have sworn I heard sin.
00:52:27But there's no one here.
00:52:31Not even any footprints in the snow.
00:52:44What a dream I just had.
00:52:47I must have fallen asleep.
00:52:49Wow.
00:52:50Boy, am I cold.
00:52:52I better go down to Gordon and Susan's and warm up for a minute.
00:52:57Oh, I think I froze my giblets.
00:53:04Okay, Patty, let's just go inside and get warmed up.
00:53:11Call your mother so she doesn't worry too much.
00:53:15Big Bird!
00:53:19Oh, hi, Patty.
00:53:20Shh, shh, shh.
00:53:21How are you?
00:53:22Hi, I was, I rang in.
00:53:26Oh, hi, Gordon.
00:53:27Hi, Susan.
00:53:28Big Bird, are you all right?
00:53:29Oh, yes.
00:53:31Except for my giblets.
00:53:32Big Bird, where have you been?
00:53:34Well, um, I went up on the roof to see if I could see Santa Claus come,
00:53:39but then I fell asleep.
00:53:41Oh, is it cold?
00:53:42I got so cold I decided to come down and warm up,
00:53:44but I'm going right back up so I can see you.
00:53:46Oh, no, you're not.
00:53:47You're just going to come in here and pour out.
00:53:48That's what you're going to do.
00:53:49No, no, I'm going to see you.
00:53:50No, you just come on in here, Big Bird.
00:53:51Yeah, Big Bird, yeah?
00:53:53No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:54:23Oh, dear.
00:54:29Now I'll never know.
00:54:30I'll never know how he did it.
00:54:32Big Bird, do you remember what Oscar said to you?
00:54:36Yeah.
00:54:37Oscar said that if Santa Claus can't get down those little bitty chimneys,
00:54:41then no one would get any presents.
00:54:43Well, just look around you, Big Bird.
00:54:46Does it look to you like no one's getting any presents?
00:54:48No.
00:54:50No, but it's a miracle.
00:54:54How did he do it?
00:54:56Well, why do you want to know, Big Bird?
00:54:58Well, it's important, Gordon.
00:55:01No, Big Bird.
00:55:02That's not what's important.
00:55:05What is important is, well, we lost you tonight,
00:55:09and we were all very, very worried about you.
00:55:12And now we've got your back, safe and sound.
00:55:16And we're all together for Christmas again.
00:55:20And if that isn't a true blue miracle,
00:55:27I don't know what one is.
00:55:34I hear the turkey's back.
00:55:41That's right, Oscar. Come on in.
00:55:46Oh, hi there, Oscar.
00:55:50Hey, listen, you big canary.
00:55:53I'm glad you're back.
00:55:54That's nice, Oscar.
00:55:56Because I want to ask you a question.
00:55:59Oh, sure, Oscar. What is it?
00:56:00How do you think the Easter Bunny can hide all those eggs in one night?
00:56:06Oscar!
00:56:08Oscar!
00:56:09Oscar!
00:56:11Oscar!
00:56:13Oscar!
00:56:15Oscar!
00:56:17Oscar!
00:56:19Oscar!
00:56:21Oscar!
00:56:23Oscar!
00:56:25Oscar!
00:56:27Oscar!
00:56:28Oscar!
00:56:29Oscar!
00:56:30Oscar!
00:56:31Oscar!
00:56:33Oscar!
00:56:34Oscar!
00:56:35Oscar!
00:56:36Keep Christmas with you all through the year. When Christmas is over, you can keep it near.
00:56:47Think of this Christmas day, when Christmas is far away. Keep Christmas with you all through the year. When Christmas is over, say some Christmas cheer.
00:57:10These precious moments, hold them very dear. And keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:57:24Christmas means a spirit of giving, peace and joy to you.
00:57:35The goodness of loving, the gladness of living, these are Christmas too.
00:57:45So keep Christmas with you all through the year. When Christmas is over, say some Christmas cheer.
00:57:58These precious moments, hold them very dear. And keep Christmas with you all through the year.
00:58:15Let's meet Christmas with you all through the year.
00:58:26Let's meet Christmas with you all through the year.
00:58:34Oh, scotch pie and delicious. But Douglas Ferg can be hard to burn.
00:58:55Excuse me. Oh, sorry. Oh, that's a long one.
00:59:25Let's meet Christmas with you.
00:59:43Let's get to the Christmas with you all through the year.
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