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00:00:00.
00:00:30Announcing family fun for kids of all ages.
00:00:33Exciting stories with a magical mix of lovable characters and spectacular adventure.
00:00:39Introducing Babes in Toyland, an enchanting musical treat.
00:00:47It's toy time.
00:00:51Oh, it's wonderful.
00:00:54Join Jack and Jill and a host of your favorite nursery rhyme characters
00:00:58as they set out to save Toyland in time for Christmas
00:01:01in the heartwarming animated adventure Babes in Toyland.
00:01:09And now, Warriors of Virtue, an incredible tale of magic and adventure.
00:01:16Warriors? Kung Fu?
00:01:18Let's go.
00:01:20Cool.
00:01:22Journey to a thrilling and exciting world
00:01:24where a young boy joins brave heroes in a struggle of good against evil
00:01:29in Warriors of Virtue.
00:01:35He's slick.
00:01:37He's sly.
00:01:39And he's perfectly pink.
00:01:42It's non-stop laughs with the world's funniest feline.
00:01:45America's coolest cat is back in the hilarious Pink Panther Cartoon Collection.
00:01:56The Pink Panther Cartoon Collection.
00:02:00Babes in Toyland.
00:02:02Warriors of Virtue.
00:02:04Great family entertainment for kids of all ages from MGM.
00:02:07Can your dog play air hockey?
00:02:16Or?
00:02:18Our dogs can.
00:02:19And so can you.
00:02:21With the All Dogs Go to Heaven Activity Center.
00:02:25New on CD-ROM.
00:02:27Out with real flea brains in Itchy's Flea Game.
00:02:30Make a mutt that'll have you and your friends howling.
00:02:33Can you find this stuff for me?
00:02:35Enter Carface's messy garage and find the hidden objects.
00:02:39Step inside Sasha's gallery.
00:02:42And get artistic.
00:02:44Chow time is a challenge when you play Charlie's bone munch game.
00:02:48With over a dozen interactive all dog activities.
00:02:52Featuring the canine characters from the film and TV series.
00:02:55There's movies, cartoons, riddles.
00:02:58What do you call a vampire dog?
00:03:00And more.
00:03:01Want a color?
00:03:02It's endlessly entertaining.
00:03:03All right!
00:03:05The All Dogs Go to Heaven Activity Center.
00:03:07New on CD-ROM.
00:03:09From MGM Family Entertainment.
00:03:11The All Dogs Go to Heaven Activity Center is available at computer and electronic stores everywhere.
00:03:17Or parents, call this number to order direct.
00:03:24Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
00:03:27Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
00:03:28Whoa!
00:03:30And only you can get him back on that wall.
00:03:33In this all new interactive CD-ROM.
00:03:36Oh, I'm as good as new.
00:03:37Discover the world of Toyland.
00:03:40With the enchanting Babes in Toyland CD-ROM adventure.
00:03:45And explore.
00:03:46What's that kid climbing all over the house?
00:03:49Find all the hidden toys.
00:03:50You've got it.
00:03:51Make your own toys.
00:03:53In the Toy Factory.
00:03:54Let's make a new toy.
00:03:56Based on the animated family classic, Babes in Toyland is filled with games.
00:04:01You'll have to find him.
00:04:02Songs.
00:04:04Puzzles.
00:04:05Help me gather my children.
00:04:07And all your favorite nursery rhyme characters.
00:04:10There's a toy up on the tower.
00:04:11Introduce the newest member of our family to your family.
00:04:16The Babes in Toyland CD-ROM.
00:04:19From MGM Family Entertainment.
00:04:22Babes in Toyland is available on CD-ROM at computer and electronic stores everywhere.
00:04:28Or parents, call this number to order direct.
00:04:30Visit the internet.
00:04:43.
00:04:53.
00:04:58When you've grown up,
00:05:26My dears and are as old as I,
00:05:31You'll often ponder on the years
00:05:34That rose so swiftly by,
00:05:36My dears that rose so swiftly by,
00:05:40And of the many lands
00:05:42You will have journeyed through,
00:05:46You'll oft recall the best of all,
00:05:49The land your childhood knew.
00:05:56Tchao!
00:05:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:29Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:06:59Toilet, Toilet, Toilet, Toilet, Little Girl and Boyland.
00:07:11Toilet, Toilet, Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:29Toilet, Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:34Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:39Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:44Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:49Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:54Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:07:59Toilet, Missy Mary, Toilet.
00:08:00Toilet, Missy Mary.
00:08:01Toilet, Missy Mary.
00:08:02Toilet, Missy Mary.
00:08:04Oh, my God.
00:08:34Tickets! Have your tickets ready!
00:08:43Tickets for the Toyland Express!
00:08:51Oh, home from the honeymoon?
00:08:54Time to settle down and raise a few play settings of your own, huh?
00:08:57Oh, my God.
00:08:59Oh, no! A sky is falling!
00:09:10Hey, get down from there, kiddo.
00:09:13Well, you could fall and crack your, uh, your, uh, you know.
00:09:18Whatever people have instead of shells.
00:09:21Well, hello there.
00:09:23I bet you babes are headed for Toyland.
00:09:26Yes, sir. Wolfie and I can't wait.
00:09:30I can.
00:09:32How much longer, please?
00:09:34Oh, not long.
00:09:36From here on in, it's non-stop.
00:09:38I bet it's a cow.
00:09:51I bet it's a giant prehistoric lizard.
00:09:54Hey. Hey, you.
00:09:57Don't you know the difference between a train track and a sidewalk?
00:10:00Tom. Tom. Tom, the Piper's son.
00:10:05Hi, Mr. Dumpty. Good breaks.
00:10:07Hey, uh, can I hit you a ride?
00:10:10Thomas, you should have been back days ago.
00:10:13The whole town's upset.
00:10:15And Mary is worried sick.
00:10:17Well, I was on my way home and making great time when...
00:10:21She is, huh?
00:10:24Well, anyway, I was flying over the Goblin Forest
00:10:26when someone shot down my hot air balloon.
00:10:29Goblin Forest?
00:10:30Oh, oh.
00:10:31You're lucky you didn't land in one of their stew pots.
00:10:34Oh.
00:10:35Huh?
00:10:35Well, climb aboard.
00:10:37We've got to get you home, Thomas.
00:10:39Time's a-wasted.
00:10:41All aboard!
00:10:42All aboard!
00:10:45Hi, folks.
00:10:47Nice day.
00:10:48Oh, a window.
00:10:49Yeah, this will fit right here.
00:10:53Hi.
00:10:55Nice haircut.
00:10:56I'm okay.
00:11:04No harm done.
00:11:05How you doing?
00:11:06I'm Tom.
00:11:07I'm Jill.
00:11:08And this is my brother, Jack.
00:11:10Jack and Jill.
00:11:12Nice to meet you.
00:11:14Hmm.
00:11:15Do you live in Toyland?
00:11:18Ha!
00:11:18Does a bear like his porridge just right?
00:11:21I'm only the, uh, chief executive toy maker of the whole place.
00:11:25Yes, that's all.
00:11:26But, you know, I don't like to brag.
00:11:29Hmm.
00:11:30Since when?
00:11:31Yeah, you're right, Mr. Dumpty.
00:11:33What the heck?
00:11:33I got a huge factory with big machines and hundreds of workers report to me.
00:11:38Hmm.
00:11:40Oh.
00:11:40And I'm a very close personal friend of Santa Claus.
00:11:46Yeah.
00:11:47And I know the Easter Bunny.
00:11:49Well, the big man himself gave me his entire toy order for this Christmas.
00:11:55Here, Jack.
00:11:56Hmm.
00:11:56For you.
00:11:59Oh, okay.
00:12:00I'll save it for later.
00:12:01Mr. Piper, what's Toyland really like?
00:12:07I bet it's not as good as people say.
00:12:09Nah, you're right.
00:12:11It's better.
00:12:12It's better.
00:12:14See for yourself.
00:12:19Jack, come on.
00:12:21Oh.
00:12:21Now arriving, Toyland Station, Toyland Station!
00:12:48Tom, Tom!
00:12:49Look, it's Mary and her little lamb.
00:12:53Hey, Mary.
00:12:55Mr. Dumpty wired ahead.
00:12:56Thank goodness you're okay.
00:12:58You were going nuts without me, weren't you?
00:13:01I was going nuts.
00:13:02Without Santa's toy order.
00:13:04Oh, yeah.
00:13:05Right, right.
00:13:06That.
00:13:07Presenting the biggest toy order Toyland has ever seen.
00:13:12Let me see.
00:13:13Are you sure you weren't worried about me?
00:13:16Just a little.
00:13:17Yeah?
00:13:18Not in the least.
00:13:21But you should worry that there are only...
00:13:24Three days till Christmas Eve.
00:13:26So?
00:13:28Oh, Mary.
00:13:29This is Jill.
00:13:30And Jack.
00:13:31Pleased to meet you.
00:13:32You've got to be the most beautiful lady in the whole world.
00:13:37And you're a very sweet little girl.
00:13:40Are you Tom's girlfriend?
00:13:41Oh, I'm his boss.
00:13:43Hmm.
00:13:46But I think she'd rather be my girlfriend.
00:13:48Oh, right.
00:13:49When cats play fiddle.
00:13:51Oh.
00:13:53Oh.
00:13:55What do you know?
00:13:57He's playing our song.
00:13:59Come along, Mr. Piper.
00:14:01As Papa used to say, it's toy time.
00:14:04Be right there, boss.
00:14:05Is somebody picking you up?
00:14:08We're supposed to live with an uncle when we never met.
00:14:11Who probably doesn't even know we're coming.
00:14:14I can take you.
00:14:15Oh, no you won't, Thomas.
00:14:18You heard Mary.
00:14:20Get to that factory on the double.
00:14:22I'll take these babes home.
00:14:23Hey, you guys stop by the factory tomorrow.
00:14:26And I'll give you the chief executive toy maker tour.
00:14:30Great.
00:14:31We'll be there.
00:14:32Tom's nice.
00:14:34Why doesn't Mary like him?
00:14:36Oh, she's crazy about him.
00:14:37Everybody in Toyland knows it but her.
00:14:40Ah!
00:14:40Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:41Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:42Ah!
00:14:43Ah!
00:14:43Ah!
00:14:44Ah!
00:14:44Ah!
00:14:45Ah!
00:14:46Ah!
00:14:47Ah!
00:14:48Ah!
00:14:49Ah!
00:14:50Ah!
00:14:51Ah!
00:14:52Ah!
00:14:53Ah!
00:14:53Ah!
00:14:53Ah!
00:14:53Ah!
00:14:54OK, kids...
00:14:56Follow me.
00:14:58I'm finally going to see Toyland.
00:15:01Big deal.
00:15:02Oh!
00:15:02Wow!
00:15:03Thank you!
00:15:04Oh!
00:15:05Wow!
00:15:11Here he is!
00:15:14Hello.
00:15:14Hello!
00:15:19Hi.
00:15:23Kind of grabs you, doesn't it?
00:15:32Oh, it's wonderful.
00:15:35Well, sure.
00:15:36Woo, it's Toyland.
00:15:42Toyland, Toyland, little girl and boyland, land of love and laughter, once upon a dream
00:15:52come true, childhoods, joyland, mystic merry toyland, just believe as children do, and
00:16:05Toyland is there for you.
00:16:10Thank you, sausages.
00:16:11I can't do it.
00:16:16Oh, oh, oh.
00:16:22Toyland, Toyland, little girl and boyland.
00:16:45Toyland, little girl and boyland, mystic merry toyland, just believe as children do, and
00:17:03toyland, mystic merry toyland, just believe as children do, and toyland is there for you.
00:17:20Wow, what a number.
00:17:34Now let's get you home.
00:17:35What's your uncle's name?
00:17:37Uncle Barnaby.
00:17:39Barnaby, crooked man.
00:17:40Nooo!
00:17:50Oh, no!
00:17:52And I thought the orphanage was a dump.
00:17:57Maybe it's nicer on the inside.
00:17:59That's the spirit, honey.
00:18:01But don't count your chickens.
00:18:06I want to keep your mouth shut!
00:18:09Are you sure this is Uncle Barnaby's house?
00:18:15Get away, get away. No solicitors.
00:18:17Oh, open up, Barnaby!
00:18:19I brought someone to meet you.
00:18:22It says Uncle Barnaby, Jack and Jill.
00:18:27What are Jack and Jill?
00:18:30Your nephew and niece.
00:18:34They've come to live with you.
00:18:37Oh, I have a much better idea.
00:18:39Toss him in a river.
00:18:41Not so fast, Barnaby.
00:18:43These kids are your family now.
00:18:46You are all they've got.
00:18:49Didn't you get a copy of the letter?
00:18:51I never read mail.
00:18:52It might be good news.
00:18:53You're here, Uncle Barnaby.
00:18:59Parents gone.
00:19:00Any living relative.
00:19:01No one else to go.
00:19:03Blah, blah, blah.
00:19:04Oh, how very touchy.
00:19:07What do we do now?
00:19:08In clothes you find money to pay for their keys.
00:19:17Children, welcome home.
00:19:21To go home.
00:19:30Scramble, egghead.
00:19:31Beat it.
00:19:32Egg-zit.
00:19:38Oh dear, those poor kids.
00:19:40Don't touch that.
00:19:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:19:42If you children expect to remain in this house, you'd better listen and learn.
00:19:53I detest fun.
00:19:54I abhor laughter.
00:19:55I despise noise.
00:19:56I abominate music.
00:19:57I anathematize candy.
00:19:58But above all, the one thing I truly hate the most is toys.
00:20:01Is toys.
00:20:02to remain in this house.
00:20:04You had better listen and learn.
00:20:06I detest fun.
00:20:08I abhor laughter.
00:20:09I despise noise.
00:20:10I abominate music.
00:20:12I anathematize candy.
00:20:15But above all, the one thing
00:20:16I truly hate the most
00:20:19is toys!
00:20:20Woofie!
00:20:32That's enough.
00:20:42I suppose I have to store you
00:20:46somewhere.
00:20:48This way!
00:20:56Whoa, look!
00:20:58Food!
00:21:00You won't be needing dinner!
00:21:01But we are hungry, sir.
00:21:06Good.
00:21:14Great.
00:21:14He's going to starve us.
00:21:16What is this?
00:21:17Don't make him mad.
00:21:20Uncle Barnaby?
00:21:21Uncle Barnaby?
00:21:23When may I have a look at that, please?
00:21:26Never.
00:21:27No toys in my house.
00:21:28Better keep one as a good side.
00:21:30Here we are.
00:21:31Your, uh, accommodations.
00:21:44Hey!
00:21:46Now get in there!
00:21:47And don't disturb the rats!
00:21:49They were here first!
00:21:51Uncle Barnaby!
00:21:53Good night!
00:21:53Down!
00:21:54Down!
00:21:54Down!
00:21:55Down!
00:21:56Down!
00:21:57Down!
00:21:58Down!
00:21:59Got it!
00:22:00Down!
00:22:01Release!
00:22:02Release!
00:22:03One peep before morning.
00:22:04And I'll feed you to the goblins!
00:22:06One peep before morning!
00:22:07One peep before morning!
00:22:08One peep before morning!
00:22:09And I'll feed you to the goblins!
00:22:10One peep before morning!
00:22:11And I'll feed you to the goblins!
00:22:13Down!
00:22:14Down!
00:22:16Down!
00:22:16Down!
00:22:17Down!
00:22:18Down!
00:22:19Down!
00:22:21Down!
00:22:24Whoopee!
00:22:25Hang on then, will ya?
00:22:26I don't want to have to do that again.
00:22:31Thanks, Jack.
00:22:33Home sweet home.
00:22:43Hello, Tom Piper here.
00:22:45Tom, it's Mary.
00:22:46I've been looking over this toy list.
00:22:48There's a lot here.
00:22:49There won't be a Christmas if we don't come through for Santa.
00:22:52We're not going to let Santa down because...
00:22:55I'm not going to let you down, Mary.
00:22:57Mary?
00:22:59Whoa, Mary!
00:23:00You're going to need this to...
00:23:02How can you work in this mess?
00:23:06Don't touch anything.
00:23:08It's all organized.
00:23:10Really, Tom?
00:23:11You get more like Papa every minute.
00:23:15Thanks.
00:23:16My goodness, it's a wonder we get anything done around here.
00:23:21Tom?
00:23:22What was that?
00:23:23Don't worry, everything's under control.
00:23:25Remember, it's toy time!
00:23:36It might be okay.
00:23:38There's some curtains.
00:23:40Come on, it stinks.
00:23:42It's not like I wanted a mansion.
00:23:45Just someplace nice with someone who loves us.
00:23:49You know, a family.
00:23:51In my heart, there lives a dream.
00:23:56It stays though I may roam.
00:24:00It's a dress, a place, soap to wash my face.
00:24:05And a comb.
00:24:08Wish we had a home.
00:24:10Home means lots of stuff to eat.
00:24:14A yard, a yard, a dog, and me.
00:24:18In the treehouse, you bet.
00:24:21Add it up, you get.
00:24:23What I want the most, to be a family.
00:24:29Papa built a factory.
00:24:41He valued more than gold.
00:24:46And it frightens me that this legacy that I hold needs someone more bold.
00:24:57Only I will go beyond what I know has been done before.
00:25:05Take this old factory, show what it could be.
00:25:09With a new toy line, that I'll design.
00:25:16This is what I dream.
00:25:19I've a dream inside of me.
00:25:23It'll never die, me and my dream.
00:25:27That I hold so tenderly.
00:25:32You must believe a dream is made of a secret you've been holding from the start.
00:25:44A dream is simply a wish made from your heart.
00:25:51Wish we had mom and dad.
00:25:54Now that's a family.
00:25:57Holidays in the summertime.
00:26:00Sounds wonderful.
00:26:01Be in charge.
00:26:02Keep it large.
00:26:04I can make magic.
00:26:06Make a wish and close your eyes and dream.
00:26:12I've a dream inside of me.
00:26:16It'll never die, me and my dream.
00:26:21That I hold so tenderly.
00:26:27You must believe.
00:26:32And hold to your dream.
00:26:36As dreamers do.
00:26:40Then your dream will come true.
00:26:44In my heart lives inside of me.
00:26:49I have a dream.
00:26:52My wish come true.
00:26:56Now that I've done away with Tom Piper and Santa's order with him,
00:27:20Mary will simply have to sell me the toy factory.
00:27:23Are you listening to me?
00:27:31I'll buy it, savor it, and then destroy it.
00:27:35Beautiful day.
00:27:47The children would enjoy playing outside.
00:27:50Keep them in.
00:27:51Game universal playing.
00:28:08Good day.
00:28:10I'll buy it.
00:28:11I'll buy it.
00:28:13Come in.
00:28:14I'd like to clean his clock, move if I were a few years younger, and of course not an egg.
00:28:44Great, I think I've sprung a leak.
00:29:02Nice kitty, pretty kitty, won't you let us by so we can go to the toy factory?
00:29:13Get out of the way, you stinky old bag of fleas.
00:29:20Hey, I know.
00:29:24No, Woofie! Jack, get him back! Jack, stop it!
00:29:32Come on and get me, you chicken!
00:29:37Ch-ch-chicken!
00:29:39What's the matter? You a scaredy cat?
00:29:44Run!
00:29:45Come on! Dumb cat!
00:29:51Oh, come come, my dear. I'm offering far more than the place is worth.
00:30:06Even your father could have seen that.
00:30:09Mr. Barnaby, the factory is not for sale.
00:30:13Papa built this factory. Without it, there wouldn't be any toy land.
00:30:20Hmm, how true. Which makes the thought of the old factory closing down doubly distressing, doesn't it?
00:30:27Why would we close down?
00:30:28No toy orders from Santa Claus.
00:30:30It's all over toy land that Tom Piper never returned from the North Pole. I even heard the goblins had him for dinner.
00:30:34Oh, really? And how did I taste?
00:30:35Just stay out of this, Piper. And since Santa's order is the mainstay of your business, Piper!
00:30:50Hey, how did I taste?
00:30:53Oh, really? And how did I taste?
00:30:55Just stay out of this, Piper.
00:30:57And since Santa's order is the mainstay of your business, it...
00:31:01Piper!
00:31:02Hey, how you doing?
00:31:06Barnaby, this meeting is over.
00:31:09Take your money and get out.
00:31:12I'll take that as a no.
00:31:15But when I return, it won't be with an offer.
00:31:20But an ultimatum.
00:31:23Wow. I've never seen so many beautiful toys.
00:31:47Jack?
00:31:48Yikes.
00:31:49Uncle Barnaby.
00:31:50What's he doing here?
00:31:57Tchoo!
00:32:04Boy, that was close. Come on!
00:32:11Hurry! Before Uncle Barnaby sees us!
00:32:14Hey, Jack! Jill! Great!
00:32:21You guys ready for the executive tour?
00:32:24Come on!
00:32:25Whoa! Let's go!
00:32:30Woo-hoo!
00:32:31Ding-ick song!
00:32:32Holiday song!
00:32:33Holiday song!
00:32:34Our factory sings this song!
00:32:37Ring-ick drum!
00:32:38Held-ing!
00:32:39Wow, the factory sings this song!
00:32:44This is it!
00:32:46Our factory!
00:32:46Wheels and gears!
00:32:48Tell your ears what you hear is music!
00:32:49What you hear is music, it's a fact
00:32:52Our factory is making toys for girls and boys
00:32:58Pick it up, pick it up, pick a little package up
00:33:07Pick it up, pick it up and go
00:33:08Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, the tempo
00:33:10Hurry up, don't be slow
00:33:12It's a symphony, this factory
00:33:15A song with a simple melody
00:33:18A rhapsody for you and me
00:33:22A song that we all can sing
00:33:25All the boys are practically singing this song
00:33:30We make toys for girls and boys
00:33:33Our practically sings this song
00:33:37We can't really swing
00:33:39Now in lack of different voice
00:33:41Some thrill and then string
00:33:43Lovely bass, sharp and red
00:33:46All together we work in harmony
00:33:53Like a family
00:33:54We would do it free
00:33:56A rhapsody for you and me
00:34:00A song that we all can sing
00:34:03Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up, the tempo
00:34:22Hurry up, don't be slow
00:34:23One, two, three, two, four
00:34:29A song
00:34:30Danielle meille
00:34:33μ—¬ well
00:34:34After all know
00:34:36how was she
00:34:38I can Miss
00:34:40His birthday
00:34:40He can see
00:34:41His birthday
00:34:42Is
00:34:42His birthday
00:34:42He can see
00:34:42Boys
00:34:43He can see
00:34:44His birthday
00:34:44Is
00:34:45He can hmm
00:34:47Let's go.
00:35:17Let's go.
00:35:47Let's go.
00:35:49Let's go.
00:35:51Let's go.
00:35:53You like it?
00:36:04It's, uh, uh, it's very, uh...
00:36:07It's something I came up with while I was talking to Santa, and he went for the idea in a big way.
00:36:12He did.
00:36:13Well, if he wanted a huge, gigantic, amazingly large toy soldier, he sure got one.
00:36:22Well, actually, he wants a thousand of them.
00:36:25A thousand? In two days? Tom, that's impossible.
00:36:29Well, come on, Mary. The impossible jobs are the most fun.
00:36:33I appreciate your enthusiasm, but there are only so many hours in a day.
00:36:39Jack and I could help.
00:36:41There, you see? Job's getting easier by the minute. I figured you'd do for toy makers.
00:36:47Okay. First, we'll retool the big press, Little Boy Blue can make the horns, and Puss will handle the boots.
00:36:55I knew you'd figure it out. We make a great team.
00:37:00Hey, kids. Thanks for helping.
00:37:04I really like them. Just wish they got along better.
00:37:08Don't let their problems concern you, my dear. You have something far worse to worry about.
00:37:15Put me down, would ya?
00:37:22If I ever catch you near that toy factory again, it's straight to the Goblin Forest, where you'll be...
00:37:31Goblin'd up.
00:37:32But Uncle Barnaby, what have we done?
00:37:35Yeah. What's the matter with you?
00:37:38What's the matter but what impudence?
00:37:45There's nothing the matter with me.
00:37:47I'm not the problem.
00:37:49I'm never the problem.
00:37:51It's everyone else.
00:37:52I live in a land of nincompoops.
00:37:54I curse them, everyone.
00:37:57So feverishly devoted to their laughter and their fun.
00:38:01I never had fun or laughter, and you see, I turned out fine.
00:38:06That's why my little team is so divine.
00:38:10Ooh, what a crooked man is Barnaby.
00:38:14Oh, yes.
00:38:15There's nobody more what's scrupulous than he.
00:38:18Oh, thank you so much.
00:38:19We agree that he's a miserable gent.
00:38:24They say his very soul is bent.
00:38:27Each winter I'm filled with nausea, imagining, ugh, the toys, constructed in frightening quantities for screeching girls and boys.
00:38:37This holiday they'll discover only the rug beneath the tree, because I'll destroy that last factory!
00:38:45Ha!
00:38:46Ooh, what a crooked man is Barnaby.
00:38:51It's kind of as if he's morally askew.
00:38:55True affection tends to make him very ill, for hatred is his greatest thrill.
00:39:03Oh, yes!
00:39:04I'll crush the toys to rubble, burst the silly rubble, make this jolly land a place they long to leave.
00:39:13I'll fill the streets with quicksand, Santa's sleigh with bricksand.
00:39:18I'll have myself a Merry Christmas Eve.
00:39:24The clock is ticking, my little factory.
00:39:27Your days are numbered.
00:39:29I'll rid them of every plaything, though it thrills me to my bones.
00:39:34No red rubber balls, no dainty dolls, no tiny telephones.
00:39:38If I did without such rubbish, then why should everyone be less far?
00:39:43We'll live in a toyless world at last! Hurrah!
00:39:46Hear it, boy!
00:39:47Ooh, what a crooked man is Barnaby.
00:39:50Indescribably.
00:39:52There's no point of view more venomous than he is.
00:39:55You're so quick to notice.
00:39:57There's no lie that he's a truly nasty guy.
00:40:01He never had a toy, that's fine.
00:40:04Ooh, what a crooked man is Barnaby.
00:40:08Undeniably.
00:40:10There's nothing as warped as his philosophy.
00:40:13Not even remotely cleansed.
00:40:15We can plainly see why he's his only fan.
00:40:19What a slam ball!
00:40:23That Barnaby is a crooked man!
00:40:34Go away, go away.
00:40:46Good evening, Captain, sir!
00:40:48I am Rodrigo.
00:40:50And this me mate, Gonzardo.
00:40:52I'm the big one.
00:40:54We're answering your AD.
00:40:56AD?
00:40:57What AD?
00:40:58single crooked male fiftish cruel scheming seeks to vicious cutthroats object robbery
00:41:14sabotage villainy oh yes you do seem rather vicious in a malodorous sort of way
00:41:24there you go thank you captain sir for whom have you worked blackhead the pirate give me this here
00:41:35hook actually it was more like a trade he'd kick up my hand so what do you want us to do captain
00:41:43why you wanted the larceny oh i'm good at that gonzago you you wanted the theft oh i'm sneaky i'm really
00:41:51sneaky you want uh you want to fillet a particular person's gizzard oh that's my favorite the gizzard's
00:41:57my favorite get up in your mouth because i i think i may be able to use you after all
00:42:13that should do it it's pretty high
00:42:29come on it's easy
00:42:37i hope uncle barnaby doesn't hear us
00:42:43oh
00:42:53Oh, my God, I hope we're not late.
00:43:17Tom and Mary are going to need all the help they can get.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, my God.
00:43:55Oh, my God.
00:44:00Oh, my God.
00:44:05Oh, my God.
00:44:09Oh, my God.
00:44:31Mary, what do you think about Tom?
00:44:35Tom who?
00:44:36You know.
00:44:38I think he's a goofball genius who doesn't take anything seriously, who has bad taste in hats.
00:44:45Hmm.
00:44:46Mr. Dunkey said you liked him.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:44:49Oh, my God.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51Oh, my God.
00:44:54Oh, my God.
00:44:58Oh, my God.
00:45:00I'm gonna have a taste of something.
00:45:02Yeah!
00:45:15Look at that!
00:45:25What's going on?
00:45:27What is it?
00:45:51What is it?
00:45:54Okay, let's take a look down...
00:45:55Hey! There's a monkey wrench jam down here!
00:46:07Can't reach it!
00:46:11I can do it!
00:46:13What?
00:46:14We have to take the whole machine apart!
00:46:16About the deadline!
00:46:17I'm little!
00:46:18I can get in there!
00:46:20Hey, you're right!
00:46:21Let me give you a hand!
00:46:22Jack!
00:46:23Jack!
00:46:24Come on, Jack!
00:46:25Okay, Jack!
00:46:26Now you be careful!
00:46:29It's down there!
00:46:30Can you see it?
00:46:31Come on!
00:46:34Hurry up, Jack!
00:46:35I don't know how long I can hold you!
00:46:37I don't know how long I can hold you!
00:46:38I don't know how long I can do it!
00:46:39I don't know how long I can do it!
00:46:40I don't know how long I can do it!
00:46:42Oh!
00:46:43She's!
00:46:44It's about ready to go!
00:46:45Hurry, Jack!
00:46:46Jack!
00:46:47Jack!
00:46:48He's got it!
00:46:49We're back!
00:46:56Got it!
00:47:06We can! We can!
00:47:09Congratulations to the new Chief Executive Toymaker!
00:47:19All right, everybody. It's toy time.
00:47:25What do you think?
00:47:27I think those sheep put that wrench in there.
00:47:29And I'm gonna tell Tom.
00:47:31We can catch them. They're just sheep.
00:47:35I think those sheep put that wrench in there.
00:47:38And I'm gonna tell Tom.
00:47:40We can catch them. They're just sheep.
00:47:49Hey, you sheep! Stop!
00:48:03Oh, my legs!
00:48:07Nope.
00:48:11Hm.
00:48:12Here we are! Over there! Stop!
00:48:35Huh?
00:48:37That ain't the police! That's nothing but a couple of kids!
00:48:41Well, Rod, it could be in disguise, you know.
00:48:44I mean, we ain't really sheep.
00:48:46The sheep!
00:48:47Huh?
00:49:05Go!
00:49:06Wait! We'll see!
00:49:13Nope!
00:49:30Oh, not again.
00:49:37Uncle Barnaby!
00:49:39What did I tell you about leaving the attic?
00:49:47Why aren't you at the factory? Did you do the job?
00:49:51Yes, sir. Yes, Captain, sir. We done a good bit of sabotage.
00:49:57Then these two spoiled them!
00:50:00I'm in so tall about you.
00:50:02Children should be seen and not heard. Better yet, never seen or heard from again.
00:50:13Can we fillet the geysers?
00:50:16No. Take them to the goblin for us.
00:50:23Okay, Captain, sir.
00:50:26You think those goblins eat us?
00:50:30With two plump, juicy children around, why should they bother with a couple of grisly mouthfuls like you?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Good thinking, Captain, sir.
00:50:43Yeah.
00:50:44Come on, you!
00:50:46Moving along, goblin chow!
00:50:48Oh, my gosh! The kids! They're taking them to the goblin forest! I've got to tell Mary and Thomas!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh! Oh, my gosh! The kids! They're taking them to the goblin forest! I've got to tell Mary and Thomas!
00:51:18I think we're actually going to finish in time. It might mean we work all night. You with me?
00:51:35Nothing could drag me away.
00:51:36Ow! Alert! Emergency! It's... It's Jack and Jill!
00:51:57It didn't take long for the downfall, poor little Jack and Jill.
00:52:01It didn't say, Gonzargo.
00:52:03Too bad about that, Hill!
00:52:04We're off to the goblin forest! And I'm glad you're looking glum!
00:52:09Cause, oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:52:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:52:17And these kids don't look so good around the girls!
00:52:21The forest is crawling with the goblins! They're deadly, they're quick!
00:52:25Their passion is mass destruction!
00:52:27I think they breathe fire and stuff!
00:52:29They chew off unlucky children, like so many pieces of gum!
00:52:33Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:52:37Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:52:41You couldn't take us to such an awful place!
00:52:44I could, too! Couldn't I, Rod?
00:52:47I'll bet you're both phonies! And this is your first job!
00:52:51Shut up, you mutt! Tell them guns!
00:52:55On the Isle of Yggdigg!
00:52:59A pirate captain paid us big
00:53:03To finish off a serpent from the sea
00:53:09With 80 hands!
00:53:11Once the town of Jelly Roll
00:53:13Once the town of Jelly Roll
00:53:15Was bothered by a nasty troll
00:53:19She passed his face
00:53:21Asked his face
00:53:23In for a handsome team
00:53:25Oh, hey!
00:53:27Oh, hey!
00:53:29She ain't that old
00:53:31The lovely memory!
00:53:37Oh, how I love to reflect!
00:53:44Be very afraid, little kiddies!
00:53:46You babes be filled with gloom!
00:53:48Not all is a dancing flatware
00:53:50In the forest of your doom!
00:53:52You wish you were back in the attic
00:53:54In the dark without a crumb
00:53:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:54:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:54:04Your nerves are jarred, your heart beats hard
00:54:07Like a kettle drum!
00:54:09Your hearing shrieks and eerie squeaks
00:54:11Where is that one coming from?
00:54:13It's worse than we imagined!
00:54:15Good sound to stop sucking you dumb!
00:54:17Oh, oh, oh, oh, the worst is yet to come!
00:54:21Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:54:24The worst is yet to come!
00:54:40No, no, no, no!
00:54:41Please stop sucking!
00:54:43Please, please, please!
00:54:44No...
00:54:48Gosh, I hope we're not too late.
00:54:53Jill! Come on, Tom.
00:55:03Ah, Nutty, Nutty, working the night shift.
00:55:07Barnaby, why aren't you out there looking for Jack and Jill?
00:55:12Oh, are they missing?
00:55:14No, you're not crooked. You're twisted.
00:55:20Thank you so much.
00:55:22Mr. Nutty, I'll have that key.
00:55:34Come on, I'll get out of this. Promise.
00:55:42No, we won't. We're all alone.
00:55:49Tasty!
00:55:53Don't eat us, please.
00:55:56No, no, Mr. Goblin King, we take you to the Toyland.
00:56:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:01Right, you eat everybody there. It's very good. Isn't it good? Oh, yum, yum.
00:56:08Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.
00:56:10You take us through the Toyland gates?
00:56:14Hmm?
00:56:15We can do that.
00:56:16Yeah, you gonna like them.
00:56:18Yeah.
00:56:19Very nice, very nice. Nice and sweet.
00:56:21You're sweet!
00:56:23Not like us.
00:56:25You live there, hmm?
00:56:28No, just passing through.
00:56:30No, good. You must live there. That's the rule.
00:56:35You live there, yes? You will take us.
00:56:46Back off, you war-faced slimy lizard.
00:56:50We should go.
00:56:53He said, back off!
00:56:56Huh?
00:56:57Ah!
00:56:57Ah!
00:57:02Ah!
00:57:04Ah!
00:57:07Kids, run!
00:57:09Oh, no!
00:57:10You're old!
00:57:12No, no, no!
00:57:13Look at that sun for your old size!
00:57:15Ah!
00:57:16Ah!
00:57:17Ah!
00:57:17Kids! Run! Run!
00:57:24This way! Hurry!
00:57:28Jill, are you okay?
00:57:34No, no! Lights, no!
00:57:47Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
00:58:00Barry!
00:58:04Hurry, kids!
00:58:06Give me the king, you cholesterol-laden buffoon!
00:58:17No, no! Let go!
00:58:20Dumpty, do you ever ponder the fragility of an egg?
00:58:26Now, cut that out!
00:58:28Imagine what might happen if you were to find yourself, oh, let's say, atop a high wall.
00:58:34Ow! You could have a great fall.
00:58:39And all the king's horses...
00:58:41Ah! And all the king's men...
00:58:43Ah!
00:58:44Could never put Humpty...
00:58:46Dumpty...
00:58:48Together again!
00:58:52Please, board of me!
00:58:57Yes!
00:58:59Oh, scat!
00:59:01He's all broken up!
00:59:04That makes two of us!
00:59:15Stay out of my factory, Barnaby!
00:59:18We know all about your little plan.
00:59:22I'm sorry, Captain Sir. I think we spared the beam.
00:59:27But...
00:59:29The goblins...
00:59:31The goblins!
00:59:32The goblins!
00:59:33You've lost!
00:59:35Oh, no. Not lost.
00:59:37Never lost.
00:59:39Not Barnaby Crooked Man.
00:59:42I...
00:59:44Never lose!
00:59:45The goblins!
00:59:46The goblins!
00:59:50Tom!
00:59:51Let him go.
00:59:52We've still got toys to make, and not much time left.
00:59:55The goblins!
01:00:05Tom, I really didn't think we could do it.
01:00:08Nah, I did.
01:00:09You weren't worried.
01:00:11Not in the least.
01:00:13Not even... a little?
01:00:15Not as long as you believed in me.
01:00:20Good night!
01:00:21Good night!
01:00:22Good night!
01:00:23Good night!
01:00:27She's very sensible and strong, someone I'm a friend to.
01:00:33We never disagree for long, though we pretend to.
01:00:39He can be charming, and he's bold, a bit too clever.
01:00:43No good at doing what he's told, but he would never let me down.
01:00:55I have always tried to be ready for my destiny.
01:01:05It was right in front of me, and now I know it's you.
01:01:16So much I've been working for, love was easy to ignore.
01:01:26Lately I've been wanting more, and now I know it's you.
01:01:37Just like the music of a simple childhood song,
01:01:43far too familiar to be heard.
01:01:47Now my mind plays the melody my heart knew all along.
01:01:52And I'm listening to every word.
01:02:02Looking deep into your eyes, I begin to recognize
01:02:13A dream I've had my whole life through.
01:02:17The sweetest one I ever knew.
01:02:22A kiss would make my dream come true.
01:02:28Cause now I know it's you.
01:02:41You are my children when you come to love me.
01:02:48It's me friends, and you can.
01:02:50Tom, it's the goblins
01:03:12That's impossible
01:03:13Who led them here?
01:03:15Welcome to Toyland
01:03:18Goblins, goblins, attack!
01:03:48Oh, my God!
01:03:53Oh, my God!
01:03:57Oh, my God!
01:04:04Oh, my God!
01:04:08Oh, my God!
01:04:18These are good boxes
01:04:20Shut up, Will!
01:04:22Oh, come on, get the small box!
01:04:25Oh, my God!
01:04:31Oh, my God!
01:04:37Oh, my God!
01:04:41Oh, my God!
01:04:45Oh, my God!
01:04:49Whoa!
01:04:58Let him go!
01:05:00Oh, my God!
01:05:04Oh, this horse is making the more happy.
01:05:06You don't want to spit out.
01:05:07Spit, spit, spit!
01:05:10Oh, the only spit out the big spit in the fire.
01:05:25To the battery!
01:05:34The battery!
01:05:56The factory!
01:05:58Mary, wait!
01:06:00No!
01:06:05Ah, Mary!
01:06:19Mary!
01:06:20Mary!
01:06:25Mary?
01:06:28Where are you?
01:06:29Oh, no, no!
01:06:31No!
01:06:32No!
01:06:33No!
01:06:35No!
01:06:36No!
01:06:38Run!
01:06:41Mary, give it up.
01:06:43It's out of control.
01:06:49I'm afraid it's hopeless.
01:06:51Wait! What about the soldiers? Your soldiers?
01:06:55Great idea! Why do you see what they can do?
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01:10:22No, please, wait!
01:10:25I've already...
01:10:27Can't we talk this over?
01:10:52I can't...
01:11:05Huh?
01:11:06And to think I trusted you, you pathetic ogre!
01:11:29Gentlemen, let me rephrase that.
01:11:32Scat?
01:11:35Scat!
01:11:36You traitor!
01:11:37Where are you when I need you?
01:11:42Jack! Jill!
01:11:43Some assistance here, please!
01:11:47And this is the thanks I get for taking you in!
01:12:02I'm gonna come back or I'm gonna slay your kids!
01:12:17Tom!
01:12:18Tom!
01:12:19What is it, Mary?
01:12:20Poor Mr. Tomty.
01:12:21Can anyone put him back together again?
01:12:22I can think of someone.
01:12:23I don't know if I'm good enough.
01:12:24Tom, you're the best!
01:12:26Tom!
01:12:27You're the best!
01:12:28Tom!
01:12:29Oh, my God!
01:12:30Oh, my God!
01:12:31Let's see what you have.
01:12:32I can do it!
01:12:33What?
01:12:34What is it, Mary?
01:12:35Poor Mr. Tomty!
01:12:36Can anyone put him back together again?
01:12:37I can think of someone.
01:12:40I don't know if I'm good enough.
01:12:41Tom, you're the best!
01:12:43Ho, ho, ho!
01:13:00Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:13:11Pardon me, excuse me, egg coming through.
01:13:15Oh, Thomas!
01:13:22I feel better than ever!
01:13:24And now you're stainless.
01:13:41Oh, Mr. Santa Claus, could I take care of her, sir?
01:13:56All clear! Let's move it out!
01:13:58Left! Left! Attaboy!
01:14:00Good Rudolph! Eyes front dancer!
01:14:02Ow! Still a little sore. Oh, boy.
01:14:05All right, boys! You're cleared for takeoff!
01:14:11Bye, Santa!
01:14:13Bye!
01:14:14Bye!
01:14:15Thanks to your trip!
01:14:17Bye!
01:14:19Thank you!
01:14:24Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:14:28Merry Christmas!
01:14:29Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:14:34Merry Christmas!
01:14:41See you, Donkey!
01:14:47Bye!
01:14:48Bye!
01:14:48Bye!
01:14:49Bye!
01:14:49Bye!
01:14:50Bye!
01:14:50Bye!
01:14:50Bye!
01:14:51Bye!
01:14:51Bye!
01:14:52Toyland, Toyland, little girl and boyland, just believe as children do, and Toyland is there
01:15:05for you!
01:15:05Bye!
01:15:05Bye!
01:15:06Bye!
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