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00:02Delaney with the clock. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots. He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah. Hannah. We won.
00:35Oh, excuse me, gentlemen. The UN has declared an international band emergency, and they say that my dad is the
00:41only man for the job.
00:42An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he's famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird. Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What? Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse? Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Ah, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well, because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet? Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46Got an extra monster cookie if you want.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me. I'm... I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The ten game streak ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:32Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa, whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter, nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi asu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from right anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No question, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:19Yeah, you know what? Don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry. I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:38Thanks.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean. So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:32Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo.
04:39Ali, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building. I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect. You're not busy, right? I need a huge favor.
04:47No, Bo, sorry. I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I am emotionally wrong. I'm the shell of a woman.
04:53Okay. Okay. Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that. Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie. Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes? Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:18Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28And because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:30It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:43What? Bo?
05:44Uh-huh?
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader. There's an etiquette, fool.
05:47Mm-hmm.
05:48Sorry about him. I couldn't ask you to do that. It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no. Derail it. Please. Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05The start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first. Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit. Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney. Seems the new guy is fitting right in with St. A's legendary trash
06:25-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa! How is that not a penalty? Hawks regain possession. Graham strikes out from behind his own net and...
06:36Oh, it's dying. He says, nope.
06:39He shoots and beats Sen's blocker side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Graham. It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:53Hey, come on, bro. Shake it off. You got this.
06:58Wellzie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:48He's gone, man.
07:57Vipers are absolutely dominating the hops right now.
07:59Hops can't control the zone.
08:01Vipers collect the puck in the hops zone.
08:02Are you kidding?
08:03The Vipers are relentless.
08:05That's a slashing penalty on Sainese 29.
08:07Just right, huh?
08:08There's Delaney again.
08:09What the action is?
08:11Delaney shoots.
08:18Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:21Graham, Delaney's shadowing you.
08:22Move the puck.
08:23Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left.
08:25Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Don't worry about us.
08:28We're good.
08:28Fuck that.
08:29I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it, okay?
08:36Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham.
08:39I mean it.
08:44Hey.
08:45Delaney's trying to take you out of the game, so take the defenders out too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes near, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay.
08:55Fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is, but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:15What about today?
09:27No.
09:32I knew you.
09:33No.
09:34Here you go, darn.
09:34I love you, honey.
09:35Nice.
09:35Single.
09:37I'll do it.
09:37This is going to be very good.
09:37Good morning.
09:37You can do it last Saturday?
09:42But don't forget it.
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard.
11:15Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:20You know, part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26Kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow.
11:32You're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:54That's a sweet compliment.
11:57Just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just, I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do.
12:18Letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But I'll send you my old one.
12:36It's a Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:39Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open.
13:08Over and over again?
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:30Yeah, I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love?
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:12It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:14Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:18I'm going to...
14:23Thank you, David.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or did I do something wrong?
14:39Just, you said you were coming and you're not here.
14:42And I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head.
14:48And I could just really use a Coach Wellesley pep talk right now.
14:55So, yeah, just, if you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with this incessant coverage.
15:16Move it!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Puggy!
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:22Get rid of me.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it!
15:24It's up, G!
15:26Can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Ooh, someone hold Garrett's hair back because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go!
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham and breaks up the ice.
15:38Ow!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Hops' net.
15:41The Hops are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney and a brutal end to the second period for the Hawks.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:16I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21Can we rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:30He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and put the pressure?
16:39It won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not going to let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're going to fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G. Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass, and you're not the only one who wants to beat
17:24these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, I'm just giving him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
18:01Hey.
18:04Need a pep talk?
18:06Shh.
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there, but I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:21Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I was worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43I know.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham?
18:46What's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay?
19:16This is how we win.
19:17We just...
19:17We show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else, we can just start with the small stuff and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:33Guess the small stuff could be stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:40Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Well, Z.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:19Hey, Graham.
20:26I love you all.
20:28I love you, too.
20:31I love you, too.
20:33I love you.
20:38I love you.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet Center Ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:11What?
21:12Nothing to say this time?
21:15I love you.
21:27I love you.
21:29I love you.
21:29I love you.
21:32I love you.
21:33polÃtica.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Nakamura's floor heater cover the puck and get it back to the point.
21:40Clutch deflection by Tucker gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes, spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots!
21:49He shoots!
21:50He scores!
21:52He scores!
21:53He scores!
21:55Yes, Tucker!
21:57Yes, Tucker!
21:58Yes!
21:58You're past me!
22:00He scores!
22:07I like that!
22:09I like that, Tucker!
22:10Okay, Briar!
22:11Looks like we've decided to get off our knees and stop sucking!
22:29Cut!
22:30Wow, okay.
22:31Holding back tears means such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42I got it.
22:43Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone who's, like, actually doing the thing,
22:49you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently if you saw me hiding my pin curls under an old baseball
22:59hat with my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:01Oh my God.
23:01You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Like, I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:15My dating life isn't shambles.
23:17Yeah.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Well, can we still be peers in the industry, even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone and just got, like, all scrunch-faced and, like,
23:47just basically accused me of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:06I am.
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy were texting all the time or had, like,
24:22cute, gross nicknames or something like that.
24:29Oh, no, you do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, two months.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:58Hey, could I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying, it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:13This is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:18Well, maybe you need new glasses, because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39There you go.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:45All right.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:53So?
25:55Look.
25:56You want to prove you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh, hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship, girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that is to have no strings attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no strings.
26:14And that guy has no fucking strings written all over him.
26:24I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like, does that feel a little...
26:31Slutty.
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Allie, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know what being single and slutty has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you? With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have really hot, meaningless sex with you,
27:05but the only caveat was that you couldn't learn anything about each other
27:07and you had to promise not to call her after,
27:10would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah. Most definitely.
27:15Great. Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last time out with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly, we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham, you know what's going to be even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front of that lying slut.
28:51Go!
28:53Go!
28:57Go!
28:58Go!
28:59Go!
29:00Go!
29:03Go!
29:06Hi.
29:45I don't know.
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach.
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit, I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:34Once.
30:35Once.
30:48Once.
30:49Go ahead.
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16No, hang on, just listen!
31:19I'm proud of you what that was some tough old-school hockey I just got
31:35suspended four games yeah that is not ideal but hey it happens right you get
31:42worked up you lose your cool part of the game but shit will rain down though
31:47NCAA will be on your ass but don't worry I'll call the Bruins I'll take care of
31:52this no one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice so that's it huh
32:03excuse me as long as I have Graham on my back I can just beat people up with no
32:10consequences for the rest of my life like you I don't know what you're talking
32:18about yes you do you know I don't remember you complaining about being a
32:27Graham when you landed the best coaches when you got on the best teams with the
32:31best equipment the best bruises right easy to write it off when your kid plays such a
32:37violent sport I did what I had to that's fucking bullshit and you know it I
32:42don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough for wanting you
32:46to have the best oh fuck you you don't want the best for me it was never about me
32:50of course it was you're about to play for the Bruins I made that happen you can
32:56hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want but it doesn't make you
33:00better than me it just makes you ungrateful I will never be like you
33:10you already are stay the fuck away from me stop calling stop coming to my games
33:47what the hell Garrett I really
33:51can't do this right now can you please just get in the car no what was that are
33:54you serious you're mad at me
34:00you lied to me Hannah I didn't lie to you did you look me in the eye and you
34:05told me you're okay you promised me you were okay you just had to make it
34:09through one game oh my god one hour that's it I had to go back out there and play
34:15against that piece of shit do you not trust me or what you lost your shit on
34:20him you didn't hear what he said I know what he fucking said what did he call me a
34:28whore a liar that I wanted it who cares I heard it every day in high school I
34:34wasn't just gonna stand there and listen I was fucking defending you well I
34:39didn't ask you to do that I didn't want you to I didn't want anyone to people in
34:46ransom didn't just turn on me Garrett they turned on my family my parents lost
34:52friends my dad got fired you want to know why I didn't tell you because every
34:57time I tell someone the truth it fucks everything up it ruins people's lives and it
35:01happened again no my life isn't no tell me you didn't just put your season at risk
35:07your future with the Bruins how do you think that makes me feel you blow this all up for
35:14me what do you want me to say Hannah do you want me to apologize say I'm sorry I'm not
35:17I
35:18could face that asshole a hundred times in 100 fucking times I would beat the shit out
35:22of him again yeah well that scares me Garrett it scares me that you would risk everything
35:28for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want I worked so fucking hard to put it all
35:33behind me
35:38I scare you
35:41what what no what of course not that's what you said Garrett you're not listening to me
35:47fuck my dad was right you're what this is who I am Hannah this is just Alan program
36:01no you're not you're not Phil I am I fucking am do you think I like being like this
36:15no you know maybe not right now but someday you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked
36:22at me
36:25and that would kill me Hannah
36:30Garrett Garrett no no I'm not good for you
36:37you shouldn't be this is over
36:46this needs to be over
36:56you
37:02you
37:10you
37:11you
37:13you
37:15you
37:17you
37:26you
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38:02you
38:14you
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38:20you
38:32you
38:40you
38:41you
38:41I just want you to write down what happened
38:46in your own words, okay?
39:37Oh, Han, honey, I'll tell you what.
39:40I am missing my euchre.
39:41Honey, save me, I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike, my bike is wrong.
40:02Okay, we can fix the bike.
40:07I don't think we can, Mom.
40:09Is she okay?
40:16Okay, tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um...
40:26Because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault and now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay, okay, okay, breathe.
40:54Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be a Breyer next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives and I'm sorry.
41:37I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it, exactly?
42:07I should, I should have...
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could have or should have done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives, I am fine and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at Euchre.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:19So how was your ice?
43:22Yeah, it was good.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:41But the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:47It's really not you.
43:49You are very charming and have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59Okay.
44:02It's just...
44:04It has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And I don't want to not have one just because I'm waiting for the other.
44:14Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my god, no.
44:22Can you imagine?
44:24But we are, at the very least, something.
44:28Like some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God, I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun and I
45:07can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you, you're going to kiss me back, pull my hair, just really sell it, and then
45:21you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:42Bullshit.
45:43Only one way to find out.
46:10Only one way to find out.
46:13Only one way to find out.
46:37Go the fuck off!
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar? Who is she?
46:43I am she. She is me.
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry.
46:48You have to admit, you had fun.
47:22So?
47:25I'm out four games.
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it.
47:42You never do.
47:48Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe.
48:04You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again.
48:19Come on.
48:21Okay.
48:21When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts, now I always ask what it worth.
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:34If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:40Couldn't make a grand off of the chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite bad man
48:53I'll think of you and say, Christian, then
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned, yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces, but I root for you even
49:21Though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I root for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars are your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases, now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so fake
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker, so I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20And your video games
50:22And your video games
50:23The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned, yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces, but I root for you even
50:37Though everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloom for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars are your video games
50:50All your video games
50:53All your video games
51:23At least I'm treading water
51:26Not about to drown
51:28I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me of you
51:36Even now, even now, even now
51:40As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
51:48And your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You said the book
51:58You're gonna stay
52:26I'm still around
52:27I'm still around
52:28I'm still around
52:54I'm still around
52:54I'm still around
52:54Yeah
52:54So
52:55As long as I live
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