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00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:27MUSIC CONTINUES
02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40I don't need to chase that hit
06:43I don't need to chase that hit
06:44I don't need to chase that hit
06:48I don't need to chase that hit
06:51I don't need to chase that hit
06:52I don't need to chase that hit
06:53I don't need to chase that hit
06:54I don't need to chase that hit
06:56I don't need to chase that hit
06:57I don't need to chase that hit
06:59I don't need to chase that hit
07:00I don't need to chase that hit
07:10Hey. Wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh. Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester. How can... No, no, they can't. No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office. They can help.
07:41No, they're just going to give me another work-study job. I can barely do all my schoolwork as it
07:45is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't stop breathing. You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money. Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:57Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations. Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist. And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz. Jazz. I could write jazz. Even less money. Right. What do I do?
08:18And let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:21Hey, Hannah, we're going to get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop. First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true. Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see? Yeah, I can totally pop. How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words. Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this. I will do this.
09:07Okay. Bring some ideas into class. We'll talk.
09:10Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:25Dean! Where you at?
09:30Dean! Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:33He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again.
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower. I'll come fix it.
09:47Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:57Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:04Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey.
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the evening.
10:27You'll be in tomorrow.
10:30Ladies?
10:31Hey!
10:31I'm a little experience.
10:33You in it?
10:34I don't know.
10:34I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:57I don't know.
10:58I don't know.
10:59I don't know.
10:59I don't know.
10:59I don't know.
11:06Hey, I'm a little dude.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15you're making tuck?
11:15It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23Dippables.
11:24Dippables.
11:25Yeah, okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Nothing for you, Logan.
11:29We're gonna make all my food, but I...
11:30Dude, you're beautiful, man.
11:31You look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:06My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about...
12:13Non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can better leave me.
12:34And all I wanna to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close, ain't close enough, till they cross the line.
12:47so for your pop showcase tour de force are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem i don't know i
12:53feel like i'm more of a taylor than a gopro you haven't fallen in love enough times to be a
12:58taylor
12:58yes i have with who
13:03okay fine exactly you never have crushes the fact that you are down bad for justin pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special so be a taylor and do something about it
13:24okay have you seen him he's so much easier to look at than talk to
13:28fine just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some
13:33untouchable rock god what are you afraid of
13:38i don't know okay maybe i talk to him and his accent makes me melt
13:44and it goes terribly or he's just not interested and then i i never feel this way about anyone ever
13:50again or maybe
13:55or maybe
13:59i'm not you ali i can't just find a husband day one of college
14:03i can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal
14:06i walked in on garrett graham in the shower and i fell over a laundry cart
14:10you did what i don't want to talk about it you saw garrett graham naked what did he look like
14:16he looked
14:17naked and then i fell which is my point i i can't do this okay i have an idea literally
14:24everyone's going to block party tomorrow including justin probably
14:28when's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party
14:30well i i don't like parties but you love music
14:34no i need to work on my showcase song
14:37that's an excuse and you know it
14:39no it's not i want to present a demo in my class next week
14:42it's a whole and all-nighter
14:43i think i'm spending the night at sean's anyway
14:45you'll have the place to yourself
14:47no but i
14:47no hannah i'm not letting you off the hook this time
14:50if you want to be a tailor
14:51you have to take a rest
14:52i want you like the pills behind the counter that hit
15:13i want you so bad my fingers shook with it
15:16and we could have all of the money in the world but all the money in the world couldn't buy
15:21us this
15:22in case somebody else
15:24when we are in the bed
15:26and we don't have to do that with them the same
15:29i don't have to do that
15:30i don't have to worry about it
15:32the things that i'm going to do
15:33they don't know but we will
15:35i change my hair you change your clothes
15:38my cheeks tattoos they feel like them
15:41kiss me till my lips are bruised
15:44i promise no one's watching me
15:47not just a body you somebody would a body you're somebody to me
15:54not just a body you somebody would a body want your body on me
16:00not just a body you somebody would a body want your body on me
16:02not just a body you somebody
16:03not just a body you somebody
16:05not just a body you somebody
16:08not just a body you somebody would a body want your body on me
16:12not just a body you somebody would a body want your body on me
16:14I'm not surprised, my box is short, so I swear I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care, so then you're on your thing, it's through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:44You're somebody to me.
16:48You're somebody to me.
16:50You're somebody to me.
16:52Oh!
17:04I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment, I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:13Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:31You've got a lady and you want her gone,
19:34but you ain't got the guts.
19:38She keeps nagging at your netting day.
19:41I've got the dry nuts.
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be.
19:49You're a bank of mine.
19:50Come on!
19:51Hey, bop!
19:59That was a good one.
20:03Look at that.
20:03No, I take it back!
20:10Move! Move! Move! Come on! Come on!
20:18We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39House says...
20:40Nay! Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander. I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:54Dean...
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend and wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man, I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two,
21:49spend more time in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:57Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower, you smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room, I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:12No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35Just riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase,
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:48Well, something will come to you.
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open that balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38Oh, no, I'm sorry.
25:40I'm sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:42Hi.
25:46Uh, hello?
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:06Um, your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:11I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17Say good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh my god, yeah.
26:40Yeah.
26:41Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just, uh, came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy. You're too available.
27:07What? Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends. They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23To tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:34So?
27:35I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just...
27:55don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:10I love you.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham!
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Grade hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31You know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:38We'll see you in the stands this afternoon?
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer...
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it...
29:47I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:51Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:57Staring at fate.
29:58I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:00Please welcome...
30:02Your very own...
30:05Prior...
30:08Go...
30:09Call!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand to play.
30:45You're gonna tell me this isn't a demon.
30:46I'm going down the street from the Denzel estates.
30:48Right round the corner, but there's no baby pressure I need.
30:53No money ain't everything, fucking we still want it.
30:56Eric Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01It needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on bro.
31:08Get your head in it.
31:11This ain't a tour that's a tournament.
31:12If I was stuck in a room with your shit I'll repeat that.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:37It's the board of podcast.
31:39Let's go, Graham. Get the ball.
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11I just hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:13Hell yeah.
32:14Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:35Oh, my God.
32:37Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:40Oh, my God.
32:45Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:55Oh, my God.
32:56Oh, my God.
33:00Oh, my God.
33:15The game's not over.
33:42The game's not over.
34:11The game's not over.
34:35The game's not over.
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
34:51Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the things that I do
35:09I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping veins
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is back
35:36Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
35:40I can binge, I can binge cause I'm better than you
35:43It's the way that I do, it's the way that I do
35:45Here we go, here we go, it's the way that I do
35:50Touchdown
35:55Yes!
35:57Yes!
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch here's back
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do, it's the way that I move
36:25It's the thing that I do, it's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:39Ooh, hey, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo
36:56It's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:13What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50That doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22For Justin Weaves
38:45Oh, yes, bitch
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey
38:51Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He was not good
39:04Just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, don't fear pressure
39:14How was that?
39:15Hannah's fun in high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:26Oh, yeah, we can
39:29Wow, thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thanks
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:34Okay
40:35Here's to me
40:36Here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:41To save it
40:44And I'm thinking something to play with you
40:47But then you told me to leave
40:49And I don't want to leave
40:51And you lost a vision of the end
40:54And you gave me a kiss
40:57I was calling me to death
40:59So I'm all
41:02Oh
41:04I don't want to leave
41:07Oh
41:08I don't want to leave
41:10Oh, I don't want to leave
41:15And I don't want to leave
41:17Sing it so loud
41:17Yes, yes, yes
41:23Yes, yes, yes
41:24Fuck yeah
41:25So good to sound
41:28Crypto Rose
41:29Eating Cabanas by myself
41:32Better remain
41:34Bar cocaine
41:35Closed in the lobby
41:41Um, hello
41:46All yours, princess
41:48All yours, princess
41:49All yours, princess
41:59All yours, princess
42:18Okay, you're ready
42:19No, I'm not
42:21Who are you?
42:21We'll be watching
42:22Perfect
42:23Okay
42:24Give me your coat
42:24Okay
42:28You got it
42:29You got it
42:30Go
42:50You got it
42:53Hey, you okay?
42:57Yeah
42:58Yeah
42:59The grand
43:02Stupid cheers
43:04Yeah
43:07I
43:08Think we got off on the wrong foot earlier. I'm a musician to writer not performer
43:14It's sick. Yeah, what kind of stuff to you
43:17Classical mostly
43:20Classical if I but I'm trying out other styles to like
43:24pop folk R&B
43:28Rock electronic
43:30But mostly pop though and well the classical
43:35Okay, babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket. You never do. Oh
43:41No
43:45Hey
43:46I'm a I know you are man. Yeah, you were not at Eastwood today. Yeah. Thanks, man
43:52You're a hockey fan. Oh, yeah, my I'm a dad played nothing like Phil Graham, but yeah, we'd watch together
44:03Yeah, you're Hannah, right? Yeah
44:06Anna Wells
44:11Right now it's nice to meet you
44:14Oh
44:17Oh
44:18Okay
44:19Hey
44:19I don't play it. I don't play it. I don't play it.
44:20Sierra, huh? Sweet. Yeah
44:25Who the hell was that and how do you suddenly know my name? Don't worry about it and you're welcome
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are. Justin
44:34Whatever
44:36Look guys like that only want what someone else has especially when that someone is a Briar U athlete
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you? I actually thought that was pretty modest
44:47I could have said starting center team captain highest scorer for two seasons straight
44:54It worked didn't it?
45:08Why do you care? I haven't been particularly nice to you
45:14You're a music major, right? I
45:18Saw your Instagram
45:20You I
45:22You sort of disappear when you play. I
45:28Don't mean that in a bad way. I mean not
45:31You love it. I can tell
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know
45:41It's just something
45:44I've always done
45:45To impress my dad
45:49And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him
45:53Not really
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She um
46:04Uh
46:05She died
46:06A while back
46:08Cancer
46:11Oh
46:12Look
46:16I don't believe in favors
46:18Or shortcuts
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade
46:23I want to earn it
46:25And
46:27I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31Is so what I
46:33Help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that
46:42Something like that
46:42I ain't still have to pay me
46:45Obviously
46:56Seriously
46:56Don't forget
46:58I'm not your girl Graham
47:01This is my dance space. This is your dance space. I don't go into yours. You don't come into mine
47:05You've seen Dirty Dancing
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie
47:12Still a dated reference though
47:15Asshole
47:15I see
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect
47:18You're not interested in me and I'm not interested in a relationship
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial
47:25Purely transactional
47:29So?
47:37Deal
47:43Now
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it
47:59We're gonna be fake dating. There needs to be real kissing
48:02Whoa, easy
48:03I just met you
48:04What are we gonna do? Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention?
48:07Is he looking?
48:09No
48:15He's looking now
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't blush
48:25Whenever I come near you
48:26Get over yourself, I don't blush
48:28Oh yeah?
48:31See? Nothing
48:33Not bad
48:38Me and you in the Bruins
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends
48:43What's really going on?
48:46Oh my god, Justin's here
48:47Be cool
48:47You're with me
48:50He is not just some random guy I wanna hook up with
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect
48:55Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02She's not my girlfriend
49:03But you clearly want her to be
49:10You're not taking us this seriously
49:13Watch the player, not the punk
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means, trust me
49:25If I looked all over the world
49:29And there's every type of girl
49:32Watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by
49:35I'm dancing with myself
49:37So let's sink another drink
49:41It'll give me time to think
49:44If I had the chance
49:46I asked the world to dance
49:47I am dancing with myself
49:50Oh oh
49:51Dancing with myself
49:54Dancing with myself
49:57And there's nothing to lose
49:58And there's nothing to prove
50:00I am dancing with myself
50:02Oh oh oh
50:14Oh oh oh oh oh oh
50:15I looked all over the world
50:18And there's every type of girl
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by
50:24You left me dancing with myself
50:27So let's sink another drink
50:31It'll give me time to think
50:34If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:37I'd be dancing
50:39Dancing
50:39Dancing with myself
50:43Dancing with myself
50:46If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:49If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:52If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:55If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
50:58If I had the chance I'd ask the world to dance
51:10you
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