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00:11I'm Charles Russell.
00:12In the year 2011, I died and found myself in St. Peter's office.
00:16He told me I wasn't good enough for heaven or bad enough for hell.
00:22I was sent back to Earth in the year 1987.
00:26Who are you?
00:28Don't just stand there, Charles.
00:29Say hello to yourself.
00:32If I had a second chance
00:35Tell me where would I take it
00:38How different would I make it
00:40I gotta go back
00:43Back to yesterday somehow
00:47I gotta go back
00:49I gotta do that what I know now
00:55Cause I'm sure that I'm not good
00:58If I could away back when
01:02I gotta go back
01:19Ow!
01:21Peter, I almost slit my throat
01:23You may want to when I tell you what has happened
01:26What's up?
01:27You've created a major problem and I don't know how to fix it
01:29What'd I do?
01:30You've messed around in your own past
01:42How many times have I told those jetliners to stay below 40,000 feet?
01:47Peter
01:48Peter
01:48I warned the Lord not to build here
01:50I said, sure, this spot is heavenly
01:53But it's too close to the airport
01:56Peter
01:59Yvonne
02:00Call in a plasterer immediately
02:03All right then
02:04After your nails dry
02:07Peter, please
02:08Tell me why I'm here
02:10Charles, remember the other day
02:12When Helen left for New York on business?
02:14Sure
02:15Chas and I picked her up at the boutique
02:17Around closing time
02:26All set
02:27Oh, you sure you've got everything?
02:29I've got samples of our entire line of perfumes
02:32Romantic moments
02:34Summer love
02:35Sweet memories
02:37And our biggest seller
02:38Hi, big boy
02:43Helen
02:43Sorry, just a little fragrance humor
02:49Hey, Mom
02:50Hey, guys
02:51Wendy, uh, you know my son Chas
02:53Hi, it's been a long time
02:54Oh, my God
02:55How you've grown
02:56Well, they feed me good at the old ranchero
02:59And this is our border, Charles Time
03:01Hi, Wendy
03:02I took the liberty of preparing a fun pack
03:04For your trip to the Big Apple
03:06Got a copy of People
03:08A copy of Us
03:09And a copy of them
03:14Thanks
03:15And if any of those deadbeats or creeps
03:17Gives you a hard time in New York
03:21Oh, that's loud
03:22What?
03:24Oh, Chas, don't forget where I put the emergency money
03:27On a plastic bag under the compost heap by the sewer line
03:32Let's hope you won't need it
03:34Now listen, Chas
03:36While I'm gone
03:37If you want to invite a few friends over and have a party
03:40Yeah
03:40Forget it
03:44Chas, what are you going to do while your mom's gone?
03:46Oh, I'm going to surprise her and fix her stereo
03:49Actually, it's a double surprise
03:50She doesn't know I broke it
03:53Are you good with electronics, Chas?
03:55Good?
03:56Some might use that word
03:58I use the word gifted
04:01Gifted?
04:01Well, you remember that time we tried for hours
04:04To get the tape player to work
04:05How did you fix it?
04:06I plugged it in
04:09Gifted
04:11Uh, I bought this stereo for the store
04:14And I can't seem to get it to work
04:16Maybe you could help me with it
04:18Oh, I'm sorry
04:20I'm real busy these days
04:21Well, if you find the time
04:24Wendy, uh, where's a Tammy Baker eyeshadow?
04:34It's that big bucket by the safe
04:39Chas, the lady asked for your help
04:41Charles, I made plants
04:42Are they important?
04:43You tell me
04:44The Rialto's having a Three Stooges festival
04:45No, I'll give her a break
04:47She's a widow
04:48She could use a little help
04:49Are you kidding?
04:50Miss four hours of
04:51Knock, knock, knock
04:52Roof, roof
04:54It's not going to take that long
04:56I'm busy
04:57I can't do it
04:58You want me to tell your mom
04:59How the car got deaded?
05:00I'll do it
05:06So what's the problem?
05:08Charles, why on earth
05:09Did you urge Chas
05:10To help Wendy like that?
05:12It seemed like a nice thing to do
05:14Remember?
05:15Second chance
05:16Do nice things
05:17Get to heaven
05:18Well, it didn't work out that way
05:20It didn't?
05:22No, Chas did go to the boutique
05:23And install Wendy's stereo
05:25But then Wendy drove him home
05:29They got to the house
05:30About, um, eleven o'clock
05:33So then the nun says to the rabbi
05:35I thought that was a kosher salami
05:41That's funny
05:46Well
05:48Well
05:50You want to come in
05:51Or probably not?
05:51Oh, uh
05:52I have a minute
06:01Would you care for a nightcap?
06:07I have a Hawaiian punch
06:10No, I'm fine
06:12Um, well
06:14Uh
06:17Uh
06:19Uh
06:20Uh
06:22Shall we sit?
06:23Sitting is good
06:38Chas
06:39Can I ask you a question?
06:41Sure
06:42Sure
06:43Why aren't you out on a date tonight?
06:46Oh, I just broke up with my girlfriend
06:48Oh
06:48Well, it's her loss
06:50You're quite a catch
06:52Yeah, I told her that
06:56But I don't think she heard me
06:58How come?
07:00Well, she was kissing a lifeguard
07:04You know, Chas
07:07You're very sweet
07:09To have helped me like this
07:10Anytime
07:12And
07:13I've really enjoyed
07:15Spending time with you
07:16Ditto
07:18You know, I'm kind of glad
07:20Helen went away
07:21So we could get to know each other
07:22M-me too
07:27You know, Chas
07:29Neither one of us
07:30Has to be lonely tonight
07:37What do you mean?
07:50Well, that's what you mean
07:55Then, Boise, please call
07:56Big deal
07:57Yeah, it's sign love
07:59For Boise High School cheerleaders
08:01Chas and Booch
08:02Now have a show of their own
08:03Boys will be born
08:08I don't
08:08I should
08:09No, I shouldn't have
08:10You should
08:10I could have
08:11I didn't have to
08:12You did, but
08:12Let's sit
08:13Sitting is good
08:17Chas
08:17I just find you
08:18Very attractive
08:19I'm sorry
08:21Oh, no
08:22It's my fault
08:25I work out
08:27Get rest
08:27Eat good
08:30And you're very mature
08:31For your age
08:32Yeah, a lot of kids
08:33At school think I'm a senior
08:37Do you find me attractive?
08:40Yes
08:42Very
08:44Very
08:44Very
08:44Very
08:46A whole bunch
08:49Hey, Chas
08:50Eugene
08:52Hey, wait a minute
08:54What's going on here?
08:56Well
08:56But you see
08:56Oh, I know
08:59You two are having a staring contest
09:02To see who would blink first
09:05Yeah, that's it
09:06How'd you know?
09:07Hey, well, I've been around the block
09:09A couple of times
09:12Uh, who won?
09:16Chas and Chas
09:17Booch
09:18Well, I'd better be going
09:20Going so soon?
09:21You have guests
09:22Guests?
09:23These aren't real guests
09:24These are just a couple of colleagues
09:26Of mine
09:28Booch, Eugene, this is Wendy
09:31Wendy
09:32Any colleague of Chas's is a colleague of mine
09:36Uh, you want to go to the movies with us?
09:38These real butter and the popcorn
09:41Mmm
09:41Well, I'm tempted
09:44But I think I'll pass
09:49Chas, I have a wall unit
09:52That needs to be installed and
09:54Tomorrow's good for me
09:56See you then
09:57Bye
09:59Bye
10:04You okay?
10:07Oh, yeah
10:10What do I smell in the air?
10:12Is it Lamar?
10:18No, it's probably my spare tuna sandwich
10:23So
10:25What do you think of Wendy?
10:28A definite fox
10:30She wants me to
10:31Fix her wall unit
10:33Oh, yeah?
10:34Yeah, but I think she wants me to fix a lot more than that
10:37If you know what I mean
10:39Yeah
10:40I don't know what you mean
10:44Eat your sandwich
10:46See, the problem is
10:47Wendy is my mom's boss
10:48Now, that could be a big problem
10:50If you know what I mean
10:51Yeah
10:52I don't know what you mean
10:55Eugene, she wants me for S-E-X
11:04Sex, Eugene
11:05Sex
11:05She wants me for sex
11:16Yeah, so anyway, Chas
11:19This is an interesting situation
11:21Uh, you gonna go through with it or what?
11:23I don't know, Booch
11:24You've been with older women
11:25What do you think?
11:26Hey, it's like the poet said
11:28Roses are red
11:29Violets are blue
11:29Hey, babe
11:30Bingo, bingo, bing
11:39What poet was that?
11:40Sylvester Stallone?
11:46Do you have any tips on how to handle an older woman?
11:49Oh, yeah, okay
11:50Rule number one
11:52In moments of extreme passion
11:54Avoid phrases like, uh
11:56Yippee
12:00Gee whiz
12:03And this is me, though
12:04Rule number two
12:09Pretend you like all that old-fashioned stuff they talk about
12:12Like, uh, the Beatles
12:15And, uh, rule number three
12:16Don't hang from anything which is infirmly secured
12:25Got it
12:30Well, that was weird
12:35So, what were we talking about?
12:37Well, that Chas should have sex with his mother's boss
12:40Oh
12:50I could have had Wendy Wirth
12:52Why didn't I fix that stereo?
12:56Oh, this is a bad thing, isn't it?
13:01Disastrous
13:02Need I remind you that an affair between Wendy and Chas is out of the question?
13:06Oh, right
13:07Yes, of course
13:08Absolutely
13:09How come?
13:10You were sent back to lead Chas away from temptation
13:13I know
13:14I'll talk to him right away
13:16Good
13:21Well, now, that's taken care of
13:24Perhaps now I can have a pleasant day
13:40No offense to your mom, but we're doing pretty well on our own, don't you think?
13:43Yeah, it's a great breakfast
13:44I'll say
13:45More ice cream?
13:48No, but I'll have some more raisinets
13:54So, how'd it go last night with Wendy?
13:57Fine
13:58That's all you've got to say?
13:59Fine?
14:00I fixed her stereo, we had some chow, she dropped me off, end of story
14:04Okay
14:05Really? That's all there was to it, finito
14:08Okay
14:08She wants me
14:12She does?
14:14Yeah, you should have seen her
14:15She was crazy for me
14:17I guess I have, as they say in France
14:20It
14:25It
14:26You know, that special it that women crave
14:28She wanted it, so I must have it
14:32I think you're full of it
14:37Thanks
14:39Wendy and I are getting together tonight
14:42Don't wait up
14:45Hold on a second
14:46I want you to think about this a little more
14:49Ask yourself one question
14:50Does this feel right?
14:54Well
14:54Yes
14:57Think about your mother
14:58Right, she's pounding the pavement in New York
15:01Trying to earn a better living
15:02And you pay her back by sleeping with her boss
15:05Does that feel right?
15:07Well, now they put it that way
15:10Yes
15:13Chaz, you're 16 years old
15:14Wendy is 38 years old
15:17Yeah, but she'll feel 20 tomorrow
15:22Listen, I want you to dig down under that pile of hormones, okay?
15:26And find that part of you that tells you what's right and what's wrong
15:30And listen to that part
15:31It won't steer you wrong
15:34You're really serious about this?
15:36Yes, I am
15:39I'll think about it, okay?
15:41Okay
15:44Hello, I'm home
15:45Mom
15:46Back a day early
15:48Well, I couldn't fill another order
15:49New York went crazy over our fragrance line
15:51I sold everything we had
15:53Terrific
15:53I'm sure Wendy will be pleased
15:57Oh, that reminds me
15:58I better call and tell her the good news
16:00Oh, I gotta get to work
16:02Congratulations, Helen
16:03Oh, thanks
16:04Hey, when I get my commission
16:05Dinner's on me
16:06At a restaurant where they don't ask you to take a number
16:10Great
16:11See ya
16:15Look, Mom
16:16As long as you're calling Wendy
16:17Can you tell her I can't drop by tonight?
16:19What do you mean?
16:21Oh, she wanted me to fix this wall unit thing
16:23But I'm busy
16:23Oh, now look, Chaz
16:25Wendy's been very good to me
16:27And I would appreciate it if you do whatever she wants
16:36What?
16:38I realize you have other plans
16:40But whatever Wendy has in mind
16:41I'm sure it won't kill you
16:45Look, Mom
16:45And knowing you
16:46It won't take that long
16:50Now, she'll probably try to pay you
16:52Just tell her it's on the house
16:55And if she's not happy the first time
16:57Do it over
17:14Ow!
17:17Why don't you ever give a guy some warning?
17:19I mean, can't you ring a bell or something?
17:22Ding dong
17:26I thought you were going to talk to Chaz
17:28I did
17:29He said he'd think about not seeing Wendy
17:32Well, Chaz is on his way to see Wendy right now
17:35And if he gets involved with her
17:37You know what happens to you
17:38I get a third chance
17:41Wrong
17:50You can roast together
18:06Hello?
18:08I'll be right out
18:23Hi
18:25Hi
18:27I see we both have our wall unit clothes on
18:34I was, uh, hoping you'd show up
18:38I wanted to see you
18:40I wanted to see you, too
18:47Hello?
18:48Hi, Wendy
18:49Helen
18:50Is, uh, Chaz there?
18:52Uh, hang on a second
18:54I'll see if he's around
18:58Chaz!
18:58Chaz!
19:00Yeah
19:03It's your mom
19:05I'm on my way
19:13Hi, Mom, what's up?
19:20Honey, we're out of eggs
19:22Could you do me a favor and pick me up a dozen on your way home?
19:25Sure, Mom
19:26Well, I know you and Wendy want to get started, so, uh
19:31I'll see you later
19:32Bye
19:33Bye
19:36Moms
19:37Yeah
19:41Well
19:43Well
19:46I can't
19:49Why not?
19:51Well, you're my mom's boss
19:52And I could be making problems for her
19:54I-I would never do anything to hurt your mother or you
19:57Sure
19:58You say that now, but this is weird and-and-and sticky
20:02And we could all wind up taking phone calls on Donahue
20:13Look
20:14You're wonderful and-sexy
20:20But I just can't handle this
20:23Oh
20:24You can't
20:28Somehow I just don't feel right about this
20:31Well
20:33Then, uh
20:35That's that
20:37Yeah
20:39It's over
20:56Now it's over
21:11Peter
21:12Chaz did the right thing
21:14He took my advice to heart
21:15He listened to me
21:16Yes
21:17Well done, Charles
21:19Now this is the way to use your second chance
21:22All right
21:23It feels good
21:24Good
21:25I can have my weenie back
21:33Wait a minute
21:35Why did you bring us here?
21:37Well, because in a way I feel sorry for, uh
21:40For Wendy
21:41She's just lonely, that's all
21:43You know how that feels
21:46I sure do
21:47Well then, why don't you do something about it?
21:59Hello?
22:02Sorry, we're closed
22:04I...
22:05Oh, hi
22:06Uh, Charles, isn't it?
22:08Yeah
22:09Listen
22:10I know we only met just once
22:12But I was wondering
22:13Would you like to go see that new Swedish comedy at the Octoplex?
22:19Yes
22:20Uh, that would be very nice
22:22Great
22:23Let's go
22:24You know, I...
22:26I love Swedish comedy
22:27Uh-huh
22:27Did you see, um
22:29Stop That Bovo?
22:31Yeah
22:34But my favorite's
22:36Bjorn Free
22:40That's funny
22:54Next week, Chaz and Booch enjoy the great outdoors
22:58But their camping trip turns into trouble
23:00When a grizzly bear decides to visit their tent
23:02That's next Saturday on Second Chance
23:06We'll be right back
23:07Oh
23:16Let's go
23:16Go
23:17Go
23:17Go
23:17Go
23:17Go
23:17Go